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NEW
>Trump Rally in Waukesha WI 9/29/16
youtu.be/55w7B8rq-3Y
>Trump on ORLY 9/29/16
youtu.be/l9zuEhcQsoo
>Pence Rally in Leetonia OH 9/28/16
youtu.be/tTctFW15iqs
>Trump Rally in Council Bluffs IA 9/28/16
youtu.be/LLzRqUCB6Ss
>Trump meets Pol American Cong Chicago IL 9/28/16
youtu.be/bmZB-1jvDRw
>Glorious Trump
youtu.be/ifBsMBU_Pck

EVENTS
>Trump Rally in Melbourne FL 9/27/16
youtu.be/TRAm6vPYuMM
>Trump TH at Miami Dade College FL 9/27/16
youtu.be/zw7u7mcdEhs
>Trump stops at Miami Diner 9/27/16
youtu.be/wVZ8Lk6MghY
>First Presidential Debate 9/26/16
youtu.be/GQFGTDFvMSc
>Pence Rally at Milford, NH 9/26/16
youtu.be/JQHLhXwhhuY
>Trump Rally in Roanoke VA 9/24/16
youtu.be/GeQ7Dgd7TWM

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on F&F 9/27/16
youtu.be/m2hW3ZEUQIU
>Trump/Hannity Post debate 9/26/16
youtu.be/9SnZC3clEx4
>Trump/CNN post debate 9/26/16
youtu.be/nZQc6U05H4M
>Trump/Bloomberg post debate 9/26/16
youtu.be/zogu2VTQ9Sk
>Trump on Full Measure 9/25/16
fullmeasure.news/news/cover-story/donald-trump-interview-part-1

INSPIRATION
>The Lion
youtu.be/Lu4VUsaxs6E
>Trump Ad: Movement
youtu.be/VZJ868DHrwk
>Deplorables Unite
youtu.be/lDUwXFvTJfA
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
youtu.be/RCUZ8w4Du2U
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
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everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:

primarymodel.com/

guys.... this is bad. 87% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?

that's a 1% - 13% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.

i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.

i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.

i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.

i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....

She crushed you! You are crushed!

web.archive.org/web/20160929024441/https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-donald-trump-golf-cuba/

Reminder the Cuba stuff is old as fuck news

They have LITERALLY nothing to talk about

Media is going full retard more than ever before

So no one.

youtu.be/oG537-jwKl4

Why is this so catchy

Impressive to have that kind of support from airport lounges and gyms

>Morning Joe
Topkek

I SEND MY SCOURGE
I SEND MY SWORD
THUS SAITH THE LORD

Whats a hamilton?

Isn't morning Joe falling for Trump though?

Have a bullet for free.

Does Hillary have any ammo left to fight Trump with? She basically used it all in the first debate.

You're fucking adorable dude.

>Le meme broadway thing
>Morning Cuck and Cunt

Brilliant, Grzegorz.

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>trumps execs not trump
>not even $100k

Hamilton is a glorified after school special. Not bad, but the fact that it's held as the epitome of art just shows how far we've fallen.

>(((Eichenwald)))

Every time.

Who cares?

Here's what happened
>most people only watched the first part of the debate, then went to sleep, woke up and looked at the online polls, to find out Trump won

We successfully set the narrative

#PepeMemesMatter

DRUMPKINS BTF.. oh

wait...who?

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Plebbit going down bois

Praise kek

Former Trump supporter here...I bought all his hats and went to all his rallies but me and my fellow MAGA's agree that Trump is stumped and it's time to get serious, that is why I am now endorsing Hillary Clinton for president

If you call me CTR you are a virgin newfag btw I'v been on Cred Forums since 2000

Stay woke

wtf... me too...

m-maybe we should just vote for Trump and get it over with...

(((they))) can't stop the movement... M... MAGA...

Did you fall through a wormhole from a year ago?

Tbh, why would it even be a bad thing? Doesn't the article say it was for an earthquake? Defying law to help people seems like a good thing to me.

That's her core voter block there.

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Do our votes not count? Wtf is this Skypery? This is North Korean levels of media manipulation

>posting the edited version

Nice try.

THEY'LL TALK ABOUT THIS BUT NOT ANYTHING RELATED TO HILLARY?

GOD FUCKING DAMN I'M REALLY GLAD THIS IS "TRUMP'S MEDIA" GUYS

>Trump enters the room
>They all turn to take a photo

Is it just me or are fun threads getting blasted off of Cred Forums while technically on topic cancer threads survive and are re-posted daily?

>>text CUMSTAIN to 88022

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Maybe, what year is it?

REMINDER THAT THIS IS A VERY REASL POSSIBILITY ON ELECTION DAY

>travel to foreign country
>starve to death because you can't spend money

No really, is the media this fucking retarded?

wtf are they doing. do they not know how this makes them look?

(From Reddit)

Remember when reddit spammed feel the bern here and laughed at us for thinking Trump will win? Who else was smug after Bernie stabbed his supporters in the back?

>day after clinton loses
youtu.be/zDWDQbdbd5c

The current year ended a year ago.

I love that movie

cant wait

>tfw two intelligent to support trump

>This just in, CNN can now confirm Satan attended Trump rallies.
>He now supports Hillary, and has the power to browse Cred Forums before Cred Forums was created.

When Trump wins, I hope he goes full bantz and reks the establishment.

No they have no idea kek

They're dumping credibility like a plane dumps fuel on afterburn

We could meme Jesus in a KKK outfit to infinity and as a Trump supporter

would they make Jesus a symbol of Hate?

yeah, i think i'll have to agree with you, i have supported trump since he first announced he was running, but i don't think i can support somebody that had their own brand of steaks

I... I just hope I can make it until election day.

"""""NEWS"""""

i'm just going to go work out and had an flash

Hillary going to use her health as an excuse to exit the race. This will give her cover for the coming Trump landslide.

screenshot this

Fuck. I guess I did. Thanks, user.

R A R E P E P E
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QUICK GET THIS PIC T O CNN THEY MUST UNRAVEL ITS MYSTERIES

THE NEW TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
SEPTEMBER 28, 2016

MORNING
>media is trying to meme alleged judge threatener, and murder accomplice Alicia "Miss Piggy" Machado into the Khan/Mex judge 2.0
AFTERNOON
>senate overwhelmingly votes to override veto on 9/11 Saudi Arabia lawsuits bill (97-1)
>Sanders, Kaine don't vote, Harry Reid votes against
>Hillary advertises a contest to meet rapper Pusha T
>Michelle Obama campaigns for Hillary
>crowd cries "nooo!" when Obama says they have to leave the whitehouse
>Bernie campaigns for hillary >seemingly forgetting where he was, Bernie rails against special interests
>Trump rally in Council Bluffs, IA
>asks crowd if there are any conservative Christians (majority raise hands)
>asks if there are any that aren't conservative Christians (few raise hands)
>Trump: "I think we'll keep them, should we keep them in the room?"
>media tries to turn this into: should we keep non conservative christians?
EVENING
>Trump on O'Reilly
>Trump rally in Waukesha, WI
>Gary Johnson holds town hall with Chris Matthews
>asked to name his favorite current foreign leader
>Gary: "I guess I'm having an 'Aleppo moment'"
>eventually comes up with Vicente Fox, former Mexican President

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So it's current year.

That means that it's almost time for Joe to come out of the closet as a Trump supporter.

He'll keep calling people stupid and worse than him. He'll keep boasting about his iq and skills as well.

Things will only get better user.

It was even better because they kept saying how the republican party was so divided. Then when Bernie abandoned his supporters the Dem party was the divided one. Now Cruz endorsed Trump. So smug here.

i've been on Cred Forums since 2002

Cred Forums used to be socialist, not sure what happened

>Jeb actually makes his wife roleplay as Hillary Clinton
Sad!

My bernout friend was pretty depressed he even told his bernout gf in front of me during dinner. "no..user predicted this last year...we should have known."

>Pepe the frog sparks battle on the campaign trail
Has Trump even acknowledged Pepe or anything to do with this stupidity at all?
I'm pretty sure its just illary's camp raving and teens on twitter posting Pepes to troll them.

Don't worry user
He already has them

d-don't worry user... I'm here for you...

t... this is the country...

we will make great again

hope he stays safe

Rip James O'Keefe.

F

Seems pretty likely. She has absolutely zero path to victory.

I bet Obama would easily use "radical christians" (well now he wont because he isnt a political idiot and knows he'll get called out)

ITS HAPPENING

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

Thanks fampie!

>two intelligent

KEK

It's most likely related to the appeal that was denied for his warrant. Don't get too excited.

He has tweeted pepe months ago

Someone explain this to me

These are just the number of ballots asked per party right?

This doesn't actually mean real votes yet and it could mean Trump's numbers will be actually higher given he polls better with independents right?

We /comfy/ tonight?

>Yes, maam. I'm looking for a book titled Tracks In The Snow. Author is I.P. Freely.

kek

If Jesus was that strong in that picture, then why the fuck did he let some skinny Roman punks nail him to the cross to start with? He could have snapped their wrists.

exactly when did people went full retard with photos?

>btw I'v been on Cred Forums since 2000
I've been on Cred Forums sine 1986.

I feel so ashamed the MSM managed to get pepe's I have yet to save meanwhile I spend hours everyday lurking for pixels as part of my guilty pleasure

Late night TrumpGen is the comfiest

fuck. goddamn animals. the tears and suicides will be delicious in November.

And Don Jr retweeted a Deplorables meme with Pepe in it. They claimed it was a clear indication of white supremacist, even though Ben Carson and Milo were in it.

See this fellow white
We set the narrative as the (((MSM))) is bitchy.

I felt that one.

kek

Yes, secret ballot laws means actual voting results cannot be made available until polls close on Election Day.

For our sins

Symbolism breh.

>from his balcony

The Jews have already done it once.

>going outside
JULIAN WHY THEY HAVE SNIPERS

Damn, that's a rare Pepe. Anyone have it?

Cred Forums grew up.

youtube.com/watch?v=2EodLWdh55c

If you can appropriate something and thereby alter its nature to be racist, then I wonder when CNN will start covering the new racial slur "Google"?

Isn't it a bullshit double-standard to ignore the use of Google as a racial slur, but to cover the use of Pepe as a racist image even though 99% of Pepes have nothing to do with racism?

Thanks for that pic last night. I'm glad you're around.

Anybody else here expecting the polls for the next about two weeks to be pretty shitty? I feel like a lot of gaslighting is going to happen and the MSM is going to try to make it look like Hillary is up post-debate.

To be fair, for anyone who doesn't know Pepe, they probably wouldn't make the connection cause it's more Trump than frog.

We know Trump watches all the news so he certainly knows by now. He must be beside himself with incredulity like the rest of us.

what a uncle tom and a white guy, that doesnt mean anything

This is just comparing early voting. Democrats always win early voting, so just a lead in requested ballots is an excellent sign.

honestly i hope he wins just for the fucking lulz it will cause

cant wait for elections

Not what Nate the Great is saying...Drumpt BTFO!!

Cant wait for the VP debate.

Shots Fired! Blow up #FollowTheMoney

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/781325613189754880

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/781325613189754880

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/781325613189754880

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Then why break out of the cross if symbolism was important? And what symbolism?
Isn't snapping tiny Roman necks with his pinky fingers symbolic enough? Or is a Jew being a badass that hard of a pill for Cred Forums to swallow?

They will catch his arm with a drone and drag him down making him drop on the pavement below.

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>Eric Trump's execs
>Donald told them to make sure everything was legal and when it was to come back

Of course he will. He's only playing nice for retarded "undecided" voters. Once he's elected he'll go full, unrestrained based Trump.

They both know about Kek at this point.

>trusting Nate Hydrogen

F

Yeah, this needs a Cred Forums edit

Thus said my dubs.

youtube.com/watch?v=bDtGfvc3WzY

I'm going to bed famo. Someone else needs to take the next OP.

Goodnight.

I'm very comfy, just had a martini and I'm listening to Styx talk before bed.

is right, I also love early morning Trump general.

You can't force a tag like that. He probably just hashtagged it because it sounded cool, but now Twitter is censoring it.

Anyhow, I just realized Trump is the only person on Twitter without a short bio under his avatar.

>the Assange is shot in the head by the snipers watching the embassy

He won't win

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nate was bracing for a clinton collapse which is why he put trump slightly ahead so he could claim he had predicted it right. Hes probably happy with the draw and the push polls which made him go shilling again

>#FollowTheMoney

With the internet and the amount of cameras, I have begun to hate going to public places.

My God, I just watched CNN's coverage of the Pepe thing and taped it. Nearly 15 minutes of discussing a cartoon fucking frog.

This is insane.

He's likely laughing at their desperation.

The fact it fluctuates this much shows how shitty this is.

This is like the Brexit betting markets.

I think that's a safe assumption.

twitter.com/Cernovich/status/781326825624571904

>>Gary Johnson holds town hall with Chris Matthews
>>asked to name his favorite current foreign leader
>>Gary: "I guess I'm having an 'Aleppo moment'"
>>eventually comes up with Vicente Fox, former Mexican President
Yeah, there's no way he isn't intentionally self destructing to help Hildabeast.

Did they cover it again recently?

Aside from that, and Jr posting the odd meme, he hasn't said anything at a rally defending Pepe the poor frog, or anything like that at all.
Where as Clinton had a speech dedicated to it, and a whole series of articles on her website about it.
Seems to be an entirely one sided battle of the memes.

Cred Forums is always right.

>This is a 2016 version of anthrax in the mail

Its such a great form of propaganda

When they mention it
>Normies think its funny, aren't scared by it
>Regular people/boomers won't understand it, think its a joke that people care more about a cartoon frog than reality
>Us hardened internet veterans bounce off the walls "Holy shit you really are losing aren't you?"

There's literally nothing they can do to stop it. You can brand the swastika as a symbol of hate, but you can't brand a meme like pepe who has been around for 10 years, one that has been a staple of internet culture since then

Has Maddow said anything else?

sleep tight

>Assange steps out onto the balcony, waves
>barbel falls out of the air, crushing his skull
>CNN Headline: "Assange death suicide? (it was)"

Literally just tonight because the ADL called it a hate symbol. They did a full segment on it, then kept talking about it when they came back.

I'll see if I can figure out how to post it, although the audio is fucked to hell and not synced.

Praise gun-Jesus

>610 Park Avenue
I live in NYC, that is NOT Trump's address. Who are you sending that to?

His first speech as POTUS:
>Folks, I gotta tell you about the Jews. They're not good people. Not good.

Kek

Hope you wear gloves

MSM are creating new PEPEs themselves. They control the PEPE market now.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rdhNkv4ryuM

This.

They realized he wasn't hurting Trump at all. This will probably drive his voters to Trump though.

When's the VP debate? I know it's soon

yeah Satan is right, since he was stumped at the debate I am now not only not questioning my support for Trump but also my sexuality

I am now a #bottomforrodham

He said he was sending it to Hillary and CtR. Why would he send them to Trump if he likes Trump?

So Trump is GAINING in almost EVERY post-debate poll.

I don't believe it but it's fact..

Is this a dream?


SHES DONE FOR, Cred Forums!

Pepes have been very effective.

Cruz endorsed Trump a day after getting them.
Nate is on suicide watch.
CTR is waging war on pol.
Joe's son is on life support.
Jeb will probably be fired from his fast food job.

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He knows not to give it any attention

Fuck

Bill Weld is his globalist handler. All Soros had to do was ring up Weld and tell him to make sure that Gary gets the extra-special brownies 1.5 hours before every interview

I'm waiting for Germany to ban Cred Forums ever since the ADL said that desu

Why do you have that saved on your pc, user.

How long until kermit the frog is retired forever because of pepe? Too similar

I'm assuming by Friday he'll be down in a lot of polls. Reuters just changed their sampling to +11 D just to make it look like he's losing ground.

No, no, no! Not what CNN and Nate Silver says! Look at RCP! She's surging! N-nothing to see here, goy!

On a serious note though, the media has minimum wage earning interns here screenshotting our posts and even "political strategists" like that guy who said we all masturbste to anime lurk here

What do you make of this?

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Oct 4

Gee, that shit is only missing jpeg artifacts out the ass and I might feel like posting it to skypebook and twatter

That's the address I found for the Trump Organization I found online.

It's addressed to Trump, though.

I mean, 610 is a very pretty prewar that Trump OWNS, but he doesn't live there.

interestingly, people with smaller heads often have higher IQs

Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?

Cred Forums itself didn't even exist in 2002. Also Cred Forums was never left wing

>this is the next moderator

Wow, this is a shitshow.

>women in charge of organizing a debate

(((Reuters))) has completely dropped any sense of impartiality this year.

Its like watching someone stomp out a bag on fire, filled with dog shit

Sooner than you think

You have the Google Survey poll in there three times. Otherwise, yes, Trump is winning.

I sent one to Trump just for the hell of it. I sent this one.

(you)

Yeah, that's just a pretty pre-war apartment building that he owns. Trump Tower is the headquarters, 725 5th Avenue, if I remember right.

Awesome thank you

I was looking at Reuters early and didn't see that, could you post proof?

hey, asshat

just wanted to clarify that Socialism is left-wing

historically, fascism is also left-wing

the most brutal regimes are collectivist cultures

might want to read up on your hero (who retired in South America, btw) Adolph

Oops. The addresses were the hardest part of sending them all. I was bound to mess some up.

Is he describing himself?

Somebody pls post the Brexit "but the people wanted it lads" screen cap, I'm feelin down.

>he doesn't save too-handsome-for-this-world men on his HDD

loling @ u

That's pretty gross desu.

Yeah, that is just prior to the debates.

I saw this when he had Trump ahead, and the states on the map were the same color as they are now when he's losing.

More like Nate the Great Charlatan

Fascism/NatSoc isn't left or right wing. It's a third way ideology.

Fuck off with your bullshit labels.

Have you received any responses/recognition yet?

realclearpolitics.com/docs/2016/2016_Reuters_Tracking_-_Core_Political_9.27_.16__.pdf

Second page. Look at that breakdown.

>Reuters just changed their sampling to +11 D just to make it look like he's losing ground.

Give proof? Their likely voter poll looked like it was D+7 to me, which while high for this year, is in line with 2012.

I'm sure Cher will love it.

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>guy who gets all his info from the fat fuck cuck who is raising another mans child

this is actually a misquote; don't know who originally started the rumor, but our boy Churchill unfortunately never said it

afaik, it's misattributed about as often as the "...then you win" quote to Ghandi

>Adolph
It's Adolf. Also Fascism can be left or right. Strasserism and Francoism are both Fascism yet nothing alike. It's a stupid term.

topkek you're way too much

The return address goes to this.

Cruz has endorsed Trump a day after receiving it.
Joe's son is on life support.
CTR is in meltdown mode.
Nate is on suicide watch.

Not bad for 80 dollars and a few afternoons of work.

Not it, but this one burns.

Yeah every Trump supporter quit watching

The parallels between Brexit and Trump are astounding.

All alone?

Jesus, he is going to "fact check" every single answer Trump gives to the crowd and just give Hillary softballs to prop her droopy diaper ass up.

Y-you too...

Soon lads.

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I hope you sent her one of these

Cher is unhinged as fuck.
She'll probably kill herself if she gets it, especially after the twitter raid on her.

Imagine that headline though. Cher, the first person meme'd to death.

Why would he be any less biased than Holt?

yes- precisely. that's the kind of bullshit born and bred of socialism

I'm all about that free market capitalism senpai

What happened to the reddit shill?
is he going to jail?
what about u/spez? is he going to jail?

D... Do you feel it too?

Rest in peace friend.

I hope I'll meet him on the other side.

I'm thinking about sending her this one.

I wasn't ready for those feels user

>President Kasich
>not addressed to the International House of Pancakes

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realclearpolitics.com/docs/2016/2016_Reuters_Tracking_-_Core_Political_9.27_.16__.pdf

It's looking a lot higher than +7 from that.

You're doing the Lord's work.

For God and Kaiser.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PXzvMF7Dx6g

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You know you guys are being manipulated by a master businessman, right? He could be lying about everything.

where's my leafblower?

get lost, faggot; it's left wing collectivist cuck bullshit

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This guy.

That's some oldfag shit right there.

Sorry, my Kasich memes aren't up to par.

>What happened to the reddit shill?
Possibly losing an immunity deal, we don't know yet, not important.

>is he going to jail?
Possibly. Certainly isn't employable anymore.

>what about u/spez?
Maybe not him, but some high ups at Rebbit are gonna get whacked with evidence tampering and obstruction of justice.

what does everyone think of the TRUMP IS A CLINTON PLANT meme? i see it getting shilled out by people on my facebook all the time

Someone should send this to Kasich

WE'RE WINNING THE SUPERMODEL DEMOGRAPHIC NOW!


SCHLONGING!

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I've heard of Morning Joe before. I have no idea what Hamilton is. I am someone that is politically savvy as well. Are they both just MSNBC loons?

You know I fucked your mother

Nothing wrong with a little IRL shitposting.

So? He is still better than Clinton.

I'll take my chances about someone who may be lying against someone who has lied to the people for her entire life

Digits confirm you have the best posts.

Town hall, is it not? Imperative that "Cares about people like me" Trump doesn't connect with the audience.

Cooper will be on a suicide mission to turn the audience against Trump.

>question
>answer
>miss, you know Mr. Trump just LIED to you
>EXPLAIN, TRUMP!

Mark my words. I am old enough to have seen H.W. die in one thirty second window in '92.

My life has beeen plauged by frogs. Frog themed bathroom for years, multiple frog bins have sat next to me while i shat, books about frogs, hell, when I made a roblox account many years ago, i was Froggyman.
Then my trip to NM, now this..
Am I blessed, Cred Forums?

oh- he's definitely lying about everything

same as any politician that preceded him

"all men are created equal?" give me a fuckin break, user

it's all a big game regardless; we want Trump

Devilish.

The post-debate PPP poll is in and it's Hillary 49, Trump 45. That's actually a +1 from PPP's last poll.

More positive movement for Trump post-debate?

Dude, get a trip. People who deserve them far less than you have them.

>mfw pretty girls vote for Trump
>hamplanets vote Hillary

It's always better on the right side of history

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The average normie has to justify everything in life that they don't like as something that actually benefits them so their feelings aren't hurt

*HAITI EARTHQUAKE

I can hear the jimmies rustling from here.

I swear to god Obama probably has FBI on your ass for this.

along with this and you're Golden

>Palouse WA
D-do you go to WSU?

Trump gets all the qts like Reagan did.

I've thought about it. Maybe after the next phase of my plan I will.

>tfw supporting Trump has made you look better, but your fashion sense is still hot garbage, so talking to qt's is still an upwards battle
I don't fucking care I like hoodies fuck you /fa/.

>its a racist symbol by portraying other racist symbols

Can't make this shit up folks

>next phase
Can we get a teaser?

>implying

Damn he's like 50 too?

That boypucci is immaculate

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I remember being a teenager and reading Liberal Fascism too. I thought exactly like you do.

Then I realized Jonah Goldberg is full of shit, because I read more.

Fox2 Michigan poll is basically tied from their last poll Sept 6-7, although Trump is +1 in the 4-way.

I've got a federal felony conviction for hacking. I have no doubt I'm on alot of lists. Luckily the first amendment protects political speech.

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It involves alot of bibles.

He's a natural Alpha, this is to be expected.

o-ok spoopy

EVERYONE POST KASICH'S PORN COLLECTION

My favorite Nate quote is
>Trump wants to win 1,237 by mid-May but the electoral math just isn't there

You might literally be the reason pepes are on the news. You send them to msnbc, they are fucking retarded so they actually research your prank image.

Anderson Cooper has actually been fair to Trump. He's one of the few (((journalists))) that have come at Hillary. Could also be because Trump has been friends with Anderson's mother for many years.

I wish Cooper all the luck in the world on his suicide mission

I'd gladly put it in his pooper, but his shilling for Hillary this election cycle makes me want to strangle his silver fox pretentious cocksucker on-air synthetic pretty boy "almost, maybe, one day- fair and balanced enough to be Hannipede" made-for-TV persona until bleeds from his tear ducts

I make of it that we are more important than them. We are better at their job than them. And we will be replacing them.

>Trump COULD be lying
>so vote for the candidate with factual evidence in the public record of lying to the FBI under penalty of prejury, a 15-year-history of saying anything to get elected, and who is known to have subverted American interests for her personal gain
Truly zapped my noggin

4-ways are good. Most Stein/Johnson voters will stay home. All the H2H shows that if you're forced to make a choice, you would pick one or the other. It's a good indication that Hillary won't get the turnout Obama did.

This is christian messaging board

But keep going

then he won early may

>has actually been fair to Trump
He's alternated between assmad and too scared to try anything ever since Trump stumped the shit out of him on the Michelle Fields question.

I actually used to make those in a rice cooker.


...they were good.

fugg those look fluffy

What do they mean by (((Hacking)))?

"Could be" is much better than "is".

Also Hillary didn't support same sex marriage until 2013, the year SCOTUS legalized it. She was actively against it as a Senator.

The numbers that they publish are always done via their likely voters, though.

>polling.reuters.com/#poll/TM651Y15_DS_13/filters/LIKELY:1,PARTY_ID_:1/dates/20160920-20160924/type/day

Their last 5-day sample was about 45% D, 39% R, and 10% I. The 5-day sample before had roughly the same proportions.

Not saying that Reuters isn't pulling shenanigans, especially with the pre-debate collapse, but they didn't change their party sampling percentages dramatically.

any you niggers have that "we are a nation of immigrants" cuck with the indian standing next to him "do you want me to tell you how that went last time?" with a smug trump behind the indian?

Anyway tonight after the College Republicans meeting, we went around and chalked the campus. Tomorrow either the liberals will flip shit, or the democrats will fight back.
Also College Democrats are confirmed to be weakly and reluctantly supporting Hillary, and are still campaigning for Bernie Sanders. That's a win in my book.
There's a local fire department hosting a pancake breakfast that my group is making an appearance at. Kasich would've loved it.

Well keep up the good work you're fighting a good fight.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bcg5rN-jlaw

Yeah, you want dem high test Japanese pancakes all rubbed up in syrup.

Hillary is done.

Over.

Finished.

Explain how you would cook them in a rice cooker. Just pour it in and time it?

How much do you weigh? Just wondering.

I love that video. There was a music video version of it that got shoahed, I've reuploaded it here. youtube.com/watch?v=U2d6VaVDbGo&feature=youtu.be

>He could be lying about everything.

Your mum said the same to her bridge club before I unsheathed muh dick and penetrated her with it in front of all her friends, who started masturbating at the sight.

Theres nothing wrong with hoodies my friend, dress for the situation at hand. There is situations where you don't need to dress sharp. If im going to go buy computer parts today, im wearing a hoodie and trackpants. If i know im going to be socializing i can dress casual but sharp without looking like a douche. If you are going to some dinner party dont think its acceptable.

/fa/ is numale central that looks like they are cosplaying half the time, they get their inspos from some fruit cup male model and then apply it to their awkward autist frame and think its not gonna look strange.

try your best to not look like a tryhard ya know

mmmmmmfuck

This made me kek

One Chalkzone to rule them all

WHAT ARE THEY FILLED WITH?

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Breaking into a banking infrastructure with the intent to defraud. Turned down an offer to help the FBI in lieu of jail time. I ended up doing a few years in a minimum security camp.

Key is to add a bit of mayonnaise to the batter. The vinegar boils off and the egg colloids make it fluffy and perfect.

Be careful, though, rice cooker pancakes are often cold in the middle and you don't want a vinegar surprise. If you're making a really big one, leave the mayo out and add chocolate chips instead.

They're super easy, just dump batter in a rice cooker and hit "go".

1-140, 5'11.

Pls be gentle. ;__;

I feel like you're arguing against free market capitalism- you know- the thing that brought you the internet and device you're using right now to spout your commie bullshit on Cred Forums

somebody needs to wake up, and it sure as shit ain't me

400 lb hacker known as Cred Forums?
Is it really you?

fugin el right mun

Pretty much, you just need enough heat, and put in some baking powder for it to rise.

They were good, but so big that it became a drag to last through multiple meals.

This might be it

en.rocketnews24.com/2014/06/14/how-to-make-epic-pancakes-with-your-japanese-rice-cooker/

I usually do hoodie/t-shirt or hoodie/polo

Regular batter, but made in a rice cooker.

Okay. Just checking.

Januszeal.

So I guess I'm just kind of expecting Trump to be down nationally by at least 5 points by the end of next week.

nothing; they're just super fluffy

japs are skilled like that

I've had some pancakes like this on my honeymoon; I wanted to believe they had something fancy inside too, but I was sorely disappointed

I'm 6'2 205lbs. Nice try, Donna Brazile.

>my fellow MAGAs

>1-140, 5'11
Do your best Mr. Skeletal

That has to be a fuckload of batter

rip the dream

still need that "we're a nation of immigrants" image

Yeah, I always kept them only about 2 inches high.

I never had cold problems, but sometimes they come out soggy cause the moisture was sealed in the rice cooker.

Then either Trump tells the truth and dismantles the system or he's an incompetent buffoon and the country burns down.

Either way the corrupt system will finally be purged.

I'll have to try this sometime.

> is in line with 2012

That itself is a fucking joke desu. Hillary won't get as many Googles out to vote as Obama and the democrat overall turnout is down too

>Turned down an offer to help the FBI in lieu of jail time.

based

Barron, what are you doing here?

lul i herd u haxXd the DNC

y r u rushin spy.gifC

which?

NEW THREAD WHEN

they have some with dericious goodness inside, but they don't look like this

also- I hope you're a fan of red bean paste; that's, more often than not, what they put in shit like that

NEW PANCAKES BREAD

OP went to sleep someone call it

Probably the hardest decision I've ever had to make. I can't get a job anywhere, but at least I sleep well at night. I started two companies since being released, and I'm making more than I've ever made before, so it all worked out. My folks never found out about the deal I rejected, thankfully. I'm not sure how they would feel.

My favorite late night user

Why doesn't my Cred Forums filter work?
Do I have to wait a while?

IS THIS HOW THE GENERAL OF TRUMP DIES?!!

RIGHT NOW GOGOGOGOGOGO

MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT #FORTUNE DOESN'T WORK ON Cred Forums

RIP CHILD OF THE INTERBLAG

some cuck with a starbucks cup yelling we're a nation of immigrants at trump
native american asking cuck whether he needs a reminder about how well that went before
smug trump behind indian

Thanks user. Just doing my part.

You're the hero we need and not the one we deserve.

NEW PANCAKES BREAD


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enjoy, anons

happiness

It's that compressed memory, senpai.

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