Gary Johnson can't name a single foreign leader

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>Jeans with a suit jacket

Christ... he's even worse than I thought.

Perhaps the saddest part is Weld's favorite living political figure is Merkel... pitiful

I just want jeb win

it's like a high-school debate team loser got old but didn't grow up

Wew

He looks like an 80 year old Ellen Degenerate

He's throwing it on purpose, he realized he's stealing more from Clinton than Trump

What a pathetic candidate. The libertarian party as a whole is a joke.
I wish I could retroactively take back my vote from 2012.

What the actual fuck?

Like even if you're a complete idiot you'd think someone like Putin or Merkel would come to mind.

That's a possibility but I think it's more like that he's just an idiot.

"Putin is my favorite foreign leader"

>Can't even name Justin

At least know your dang neighbhours, sheesh

MERKEL

Why cant libertarians elect someone who actually gives a shit? Seriously?
They had the perfect chance this year and they blew it

It's practically trivia got you questions.

>mfw I thought the podium said Weed 2016
Trump can't get here soon enough.

Heh, cool.

If you can't name me then I WIN

Living proof of weed's degenerative effects.

This is what weed withdrawal looks like

Perfect chance with who? Johnson was the only level headed candidate on the debate platform prior to the nomination, I still thought he was a piece of shit then though, not a bad person, just an idiot. And this is the person they said was going to take the Trump vote to swing the election.

This is doubtful. In some of the key battleground states, like Colorado and New Hampshire, Johnson pulls more from would-be Republican voters than Democrats.

Nationwide he might pull more from potential Democratic voters but I think in the states that matter the reverse is true.

>tfw we'll never have a Jeb/Johnson ticket

*GASP*

>Why am I here again?
>Who am I in the first place?

And to think I liked him 4 years ago.

Guys, we should really be cheering for Johnson and doing all we can to convince our leftcuck friends that he's a viable alternative to the two-party system. I have a FB friend who was ranting about her principles and shit today, and how she's going to vote for the candidate she wants, not the one she thinks is "less evil" or whatever. Some libshit friend of hers was trying to convince her that Trump is worse and needs to be kept out of the white house at all costs, so vote for Clinton, and she was having none of it. I was keking myself into oblivion reading it today.

Trust me, millennials are the only people dumb enough to vote third party and think it will actually make a difference, and Clinton needs them. We need to push the Johnson meme, as hard as we possibly can.

Putin comes to mind
>can't say that
Hitler comes to mind
>REALLY can't say that
Huh, I'd be stumped too.

Oh, "Robert Mugabe, because first he took land away from all the whites, then when Zimbabwe starved he begged for them to come back. That, to me, as a libertarian, is truly inspirational."

FOREIGN LEADERS ARE INCENDIARY YOU CIS SCUM

He should have said Eddard Stark

>Merkel
Jesus fucking Christ I can't believe I used to identify as a Libertarian.

Keep pushing cocks up your ass faggot

To be fair I can't name a foreign leader I like either.

If I was him I'd probably say Canada or Israel or France's leader because that's what the American public would like to hear.

How is he so fucking stupid?

Putin. Literally the Russian boogeyman of the fucking world, and he couldn't even name him.

>tfw you get too high before your rally

That is florida to be fair

Who the fuck would vote for this literal retard

>hmmm, if Trump is doing coke lines and Clinton is doing adderal and uppers during their debate, maybe I should just blaze it before my appearance
>hmmmm, foreign leaders' names...
>sheeeeeeit

> MFW the average Cred Forums poster knows more than the libertarian presidential candidate

shamefur dispray

As long he said an ally's name and not someone like the fucking Ayatollah he would have been fine

And the clip ending with Weld shilling for Merkel is funny as hell

Why can't we replace replace these people with Christopher Cantwell

>WHAT IS TROO-DOUGH?!

That makes sense. The only people who would vote for either Johnson or Trump are idiots, so Johnson taking some idiot votes from Trump makes perfect sense.

I still do, but as a "small L" libertarian.

I was registered with the Libertarian Party for over 15 years until this year when I switched to the Republican Party, but I always kind of kept the party at arms length. I will always adhere to classical liberal principles, but the Libertarian Party is probably unsalvageable at this point sadly.

Its like hes trying to lose.

>yfw Libertarianism choked itself to death with a dragon dildo.

I though the A. Leppou guy was his favorite.

That video was bad. Especially when he went full tard rage while answering questions

SAY IT WITH ME

A

>anons still don't realize that going after gary johnson is a better way of getting more votes for hillary

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is he just memeing it up or is he actually this silly?

>implying based mcafee wouldn't have saved the west

FUCKING

He's a libertarian, what do you think

Well say you don't have one
If you are a liberturdian, surely there is one liberturdian leaning leader you have read about???

I wonder if he ever watches or reads the news. One would expect this kind of shit from a teenager - especially one that is living in the early 2000s, not from someone that is running for the fucking US presidency.

So what WOULD be a politically "safe" answer for who your favorite foreign leader is?

You can't say cucks like weedman, merkel or 90% of euroleaders unless you're a fellow cuck appealing to cucks.

You can't say Putin because he is literally hitler and wants to gas the gays and American politiciansare obligated to hate Russia forever.

You can't say Pinoy Punisher because he kills people and hates America

How appropriate; finally a man-child candidate for man-children.

Bashar Al-Assad of course.

Don't smoke the devil's weed, kids. You don't want to end up like Gary Johnson.

>So what WOULD be a politically "safe" answer for who your favorite foreign leader is?

Theresa May

All he had to do is say the Pope. Instead he went with Kaiserin Merkel

QUEEF

trump couldn't either but its fine

Establishment wants him gone now that it's apparent he helps Trump in the polls. RIP forced meme.

He should have named that Jew cunt. Everyone knows and respects him. Instead he names fucking Merkel.

pick someone who is dead myb pinochet

Imagine if he named Pol Pot because he heard about him once and that was the only one he remembered.

He's doesn't care about that crap.

He's focusses on black lives.

It was a good question. If he had answered Lee Kuan Yew, he would be my kind of libertarian. Sincerely he's a meme candidate, though, he spaced out and suggested a unremarkable idiot because he legalized hard drugs.

>an Aleppo moment
Fucking legitimizing your own faillure by giving it a nickname what the fuck

Abe, Park Geun-hye, Reuven Rivlin (for easy good goy points). Orban or Putin if you feel like daring. Dut dut or Assad if you want to commit political suicide.

Trump can name all the world leaders, you dumb fuck.

I thought guys favorite foreign leader was a Leppo?

You can't say Israel because of the Palestine/Israel conflict where libertarians usually side with Palestine.

You could say Canada though, I can't think of any possible objections Johnson could have for Trudeau.

As for France I honestly doubt Johnson has ever heard of Hollande in his life.

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>BARACK OBAMA

headlines everywhere

But pussies are just like assholes Chuck.

>Hurr Durr I belong on the debate stage

DUDE WEED

pretty sure this was a business casual thing for them dipfuck.

Vladimir Putin - Russia
Justin Trudeau - Canada
(((((((((Benjamin Netanyahu))))))))) - Israel
Angela Merkel - Germany
Kim Jong-un - North Korea
Queen Elizabeth II - United Kingdom
Islam Karimov - Uzbekistan (if he weren't dead I would've gotten this one)

This guys neuro transmitters arent firing properly. >But DUDE WEED doesnt affect your brain

except when he couldn't

All you had to do was bite your tongue. You're blowing it Gary.

I cringed for him at his Brexit speech in Scotland.

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Assad or Putin

>a prospective world leader being asked about a favorite world leader
>a gotcha question
Come on, that's pathetic.

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>So what WOULD be a politically "safe" answer for who your favorite foreign leader is?

Bibi Netanyahoo. Would also give him more ZOG points, funding and evangecuck/mormon/cuckservative appeal.

I swear to god Gary Johnson is a plant to strangle whats left of libertarians. He's such a fucking faggot. He was kind of dorky in 2012 but not like fucking this. Say what you want about libertarians, but you must admit they are the best at catching every little government infraction and explaining why its wrong.

same i can't believe what this shitty board did to him. they'll pay

That's virtually what he did. After saying he was "having an Aleppo moment" he stammered out that he respected "the former president of Mexico." Bill Weld then began shouting the names of various ex-presidents of Mexico until he came to Fox, at which point Johnson said YES THAT'S IT THAT'S THE ONE.

Who knows, if he hadn't managed to think of "the former president of Mexico" he might have eventually just said Hitler.

youtube.com/watch?v=yizpWta-5Uw

Netanyahoo?

Nigel Farage

Tweetie Bird asked him for a leader he "respects."

He could have mentioned virtually anyone in that context.

> Theresa May was just brought in under tough circumstances. Brexit huh! Gotta keep an eye on her.
> The Pope, wow, how about the pope everybody?
> Abe in Japan is attempting to shake up a political system, me and Willie here are gonna do that with Washington next!
> You know, it's not the right answer to your question but how about that Nelson Mandela/Vaclav Havel/Lech Walesa/fucking anyone you want christ almight Gary

Orban.

Caligula.

Libertarians need to recruit, which means libertarians need to be able to raise some cash to make it worth a good candidate potentially throwing away his career. But the idea of "recruiting" a good candidate is probably anathema to the spirit of the Libertarian Party.

So in the end, they keep winding up with freaks, weaklings and guys blowing out long after their political careers are over.

He wanted to say the name of a libertarian leader but realized there aren't any, not even in history.

Trump isn't far off from Gary.

Trump's arrogance masks some of his ignorance, which is why Gary looks so dopey all the fucking time. But they're honestly both inept retards.

It makes more sense to form a libertarian faction within the Republican party.

Why is johnson such a meme? That interview with him at a park bench and he suddenly goes full retard half way made me laugh

Bibi is such a cute old Jew. It makes me so angry. I want to pinch his cheeks.

Agreed, the Ron Paul candidacy sold me on that.

>Cred Forums pot
>dude weed LMAO

I think you're mostly right, but I predict Johnson is going to evaporate down to 2 or 3%.

He's polling higher than he did in 2012, it's true, but people forget he was polling at 5% to 7% in 2012 up to a week before the election. He wound up with 1%.

Some pollsters believe people change their mind when they cast their ballot (confronting the fear of "throwing their vote away"). I just think it's really hard to track support in such low numbers. If 3 people out of 100 told a pollster they liked Gary Johnson, he effectively tripled his support. It's just too small to track in a meaningful way.

Why didn't they just get Rand Paul to represent Libertarians?
He is more of a Libertarian than Gary Johnson anyway. Even Trump is more of a Libertarian than Gary Johnson.

Why is Angry Johnson even their nominee?

Isn't there already a sizable libertarianish faction in Congress?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Caucus

These guys are basically carrying the torch for Ron Paul, and there are a few in the Senate that also identify as partly libertarian. ( Rand and Mike Lee )

It's not a lot, but it's more than it was maybe ten years ago.

>Reagan vs Carter polls

>unable to name his favorite foreign leader
Would it be too edgy to say Hitler?

Rand was concerned about losing his Senate seat (he is up for reelection this year).

The state republican party had a rule that you couldn't run for both offices simultaneously. Rand persuaded them to change it so he could.

If he ran on the Libertarian Party ticket they wouldn't have let him run for senate in Kentucky on the party ticket. That's why the only politicians they get are Republicans who are long out of office (Bob Barr, William Weld, Gary) and virtually retired.

If I was him I'd say that there is no Libertarian world leader, and that it would be a contradiction for a Libertarian to praise someone as a world leader since Libertarians are all about reducing the powers of the government and it's built on an inherit dislike of government.
That's the corrected Libertarian thing to say.

For Gary Johnson, who is an SJW globalist, he could have said that the likes Angela Merkel and Justin *DUDE WEED* Trudeu.

I must say, I'm not feeling the johnson.

Jesus christ gary get it together

First it was a t-shirt with a blazer, now it's a tie with jeans.
How ignorant a man can be? It takes just a few minutes to study basic suit etiquette rules. He's trying to be a public person after all.

How the fuck would you define business casual?

jESUS cHRIST wouldve been a good one desu

He knows he has no chance but he is using the DUDE IDGAF XD to meme his party into relevancy. Notice how he hangs onto the a Leppo thing. Either that or his family is being threatened after they figured out he was stealing votes from illary.

>this is a serious question

Of all the people you could name the worst are, in order...
>Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, various NK leaders, Mugabe, Idi Amin

Naming Putin or Assad is up there, definitely more hard hitting than naming Pol Pot.

>trying to turn his own massive failure into a meme
Oh Gary you have no idea what you're doing you poor ignorant soul

He should have said obama.

>libertarian
>mentality of a teenager
makes perfect sense to me

Libertarians are being mocked the fuck out.

Then again, every single group is...i don't even pretend

> Jebwinsall50states.jpg

>tfw always really good at math, once placed in the top 1% in my state, but when a teacher would call on me the pressure would make my brain shut down and I couldnt do shit and everyone thought I was a literal retard

Then again I guess the amphetamine for ADD might have been the only reason I was any good at math and had all that anxiety in the first place though

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does anyone have this "here comes dat gary" ebin meme

Is this mother fucker even trying?
After Aleppo, his chances went down drastically but he wasn't out of public thought just yet
With this, he's practically fucked
What on earth is he doing

>oh shit what Aleppo

How does this guy even get news coverage anymore

Just dump him. No one cares about him

His whole campaign was based on VOTE FOR ME, I'M THE LESSER OF THE LESSER OF THE TWO EVILS

>I have decided to become a candidate because I do not like the government which is bad. Bad for obvious reasons. I want to change it. Also there is a wave of immigrants coming which I also do not like. We need to abolish socialism, welfare for immigrants, introduce a free market. Then it will surely be better.

They hope his supporters go to Clinton. Lol.

>Forgetting General Aidid of Somalia

Underrated.

Mocking Libetarians should be considered a hate crime against White people.

I think it would have been edgier to say Barack Obama, then give a shit eating grin.

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>playing favourites when it comes to foreign leaders

And how will the other leaders feel about that?

>Gary WEED 2016
kek

Seriously what the fuck is an Aleppo though? Can someone fucking tell me? I'm tired of this shit.

KEK

/thread

>Vincente Fox
>Merkel

What the fuck? Are they just trying to be funny and anti-Trump?

Libertarians, explain yourselves. Holy fucking shit, this is embarrassing.

Need some honest reply. From the view of libertarians, is he a true or a meme libertarian? Is he more or less like ron paul?

Thanks burgers

Is Libertarian Party anything more than a few republican rejects and DUDE WEED LMAOs?

Libertarian Party has absolutely nothing in common with Republicans.

>anti white
>pro degeneracy
>sucks off authoritarian Obama administration

A place in Syria where the air strikes are.

Reminderthat tremendous faggot Gary Johnson was on the Joe Rogan tremendous faggot podcast.

MJ just talked about it.

Look at her face, Cred Forums.

>Barbara Bush
>Kim Jung Il
>Winston Churchill
>Urkel
>The Sun

Come on, Gary. Get your shit together.

He's a liberal (American definition) trying to get some votes from a niche group. Anti-gun and pro-degeneracy. Not at all like Ron Paul.
Also his face is pretty fucking punchable, he reminds me of those old guys who want to seem hip and youthful.

t. alienated libertarian

He couldn't name any, he said so himself. He decided to say the former Mexican president, but couldn't remember his name.

To be fair, he was prolly super stoned or he would have remembered one.

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No fake broheem

No, he can't name a single foreign leader who he likes.

Can you?

I can't and I'm pretty well informed, I started thinking over the various countries and I went through a few dozen who's leaders I'm familiar with and couldn't think of one that was worth a shit.

There might be a decent one out there but they aren't making news headlines by fucking around in other country's business or pushing a global agenda.

Shinzo Abe?

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Say no to drugs?

lol perfect isolationist foreign policy.

you know he had to be thinking of really politically incorrect leaders like I was I heard the question. You can see it on his face. Immediately first 3 that came to mind for me was Adolph, Putin and Darth Vader.

haha he can't name the president of country of Europe baw gawd jeisus lord save meh

>Is he more or less like ron paul?

He's like Ron Paul excepting the fact that he's shockingly uninformed about history and current events, he's pro-degeneracy, and he's pro-open borders.

So really not like Ron Paul at all. I think Ron Paul endorsed the Constitution Party candidates in both 2008 and 2012. I don't know if he has endorsed anybody this year.

Libertarians who hold to democracy are masochists. You're values and principles aren't worth shit in a place where every idiot gets to vote and they never will be since they like being slaves. Only by embracing hierarchy can freedom be made possible, under equal rights all are held to the lowest common denominator of slaves.

I dont know any leaders either as an American.

Putin
Merkel
Le weed man
David Cameron?
Kim Jung Jun.
Abu bagdadi.
Assad

Seriously, who else is there to know and why should an American give a shit about 3rd world shit holes like France, Spain, Australia, etc.

Literally irrelevant.
I dont blame John Johnson.

Oh, and i learned erdogen after the turkey coup.

What do you expect from someone who doesn't even want to be president? 99% of third party candidates are controlled opposition.

You aren't vying to become a world leader. They're expected to know who they're dealing with, even if they're a lolbertarian who only cares about their own country.

That's true.

The guy is a plant to siphon votes away from trump. He might quite literally be a plant, this clown is at vegetable status. How anyone could vote for him is beyond me.

cameron just stepped down you fagnut.

And illegal immigrants

because the only good libertarians run in the republican race

Marijuana is completely harmless guys. It's just a coincidence that everyone who uses it is fucking retarded.

What up Chris? Slapped any more Commie faggots lately?

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i hate to imagine how you dress when you go out, fuckface

Even worse is that he fucking said Merkel. That may be the least libertarian thing I have heard this entire election cycle. Why was this guy nominated and not one of the Pauls?

Should've said Obama.

this tbqh

But he cries like a bitch when he sees a double rainbow
youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

And the sad part is that she doesn't really need to. Now she's focusing on tactics, getting better at debate volley. Trump needs to pull his head out of his ass, it's not going to get easier.

This is what too much weed does to you.

fuck, even i can, really makes your neurons spark
>tfw pol educates you about politics more than school would.

>not naming prophet mohammad (piss and shit be upon him)

t. gary johnson

this, spread the johnson to your liberal friends if they don't vote for trump in order to steal votes from shekellary, target only liberals since converting trump voters probably won't work and would be detrimental to our cause.

>once in a century chance for a third party candidate to actually get mainstream traction from how utterly unfit and despised the other two candidates are
>put forward this turnip

BRAVO LIBERTARIANS!

>polls show he's leeching votes from clinton
>a leppo, this gaffe right here etc political harakiri cause he's payed off

all according to keikaku

>johnson defense force ITT
JUST

Why on earth would anyone expect an american to know anything about the world outside america?

It's like assuming a chimpanzee knows calculus.

We have exactly 1 non-idiot running for president. And exactly 1 non-criminal.

American politics is in a sorry fucking state.

Try including that in the OP next time.

sage

Where are his fucking eyebrows holy shit

Dah, they should have sucked Ron Paul's dick to get him to run again as a Libertarian.

He's not a Republican congressman anymore, Rand didn't get the nomination. He didn't have to stay on board with the Republicans. He had no reason that he couldn't piss off the Republican establishment.

>this kills the Johnson supporter

>odd_frenchman_trumpet_rant.jpg

>Is Hillary really the only one that studies
She has to know people who pay her off by name

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hes like 81 years old now

Even as the liberal fuck I am this man's stupidity astounds me.