Alex Jones Presidential Debate Moderator

>it's just fighting fire with fire.
That's the best kind of fight

I think it is only fair to have at least one moderator biased in favor of Trump.

youtu.be/PjtHdU47yJw?t=2h40m39s
Went out of my way to find this timestamp.

>Alex Jones opens debate.
>walks up to Trumps podium. Brofists him
>Spends next 90 minutes on a rant to Hillay
>accuses her of being a pedophile werewolf that rapes children covered in aggots
>challenges Bill to a fistfight

If clinton is going to be pulling strings with the first moderator, we're going to pull strings with the second.

That would be television gold, he has a tendency to go crazy on national television, but it would never happen.

The moderators currently at least vaguely pretend to be impartial. Alex is completely incapable of even that.

Sure what the fuck not?

I would cream my pants if I heard all 3 of them shouting over each other. That was the best part of the debate, when they all tried to talk at the same time. I got giddy.

I would PAY to see that, not even kidding. kek

Exactly this.

First time I'm filling one of these out.

I doubt it will happen, but it would be a godsend.

I agree

MEME IT

For the everloving fuck spread this petition

Signed

We should just get Hannity or Oreily to do it. Jones is seen too much of a nut in the normie eyes

>Opinion Cred Forums?
He is more biased against Hillary then the MSM is against Trump.

But i would love to see him sell water filters to the 1/3 of america so fuck yes

Well...

YES! Spam that petition over twitter, make Alex Jones the debate moderator or 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!!

Fuck off, these debates are serious for actual adults, not your "le epic meme xDD for teenagers" like yourself

(((Bill Hicks))) is also an idiot
youtube.com/watch?v=RymaodaYc0E

Because a youtube video with EXPOSED in all caps, and plastered red on the thumbnail, is 100% legit.

>finn
>having an opinion
i think not

I didn't actually expect anyone who actually likes this idiot watch the video
enjoy being misinformed, goy

>arguments = 0

>a humble water filter salesman holds the outcome of the election in his hands

would watch

>actually open the video
>zionism

youtube.com/watch?v=0mWKaKRkyTE
alex jones
has covered
zionism
a dozen times
spanning over the past decade

I cannot fucking believe how many of you fucking Cred Forums memers fucking know nothing about him yet claim he is kosher.

>petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/make-alex-jones-moderator-next-presidential-debate
fund it

Oh dear god please no.

youtube.com/watch?v=wg3ddGmh38w
(((Alex Jones)))
OY VEY
>The best way to control your opposition is to lead it. - Another Jew

>It's the "I am a Jew" quote again
Why don't young people know anything but the basics about Gandhi? The very next words he says are "now. I'm not, but"

youtube.com/watch?v=W-4C7myX0vg#t=4m10

this

hell be fine

Had to sign it.. fuck that faggot Anderson Pooper

Why is it that every finn post i see acts like a huge faggot? Either youre the same finn from another thread or its a common thing like how we leafs are shitposters

there is NO WAY he has the self control to moderate an event like this sithout going into full " I WILL NOT BOW TO GLOBALIST SCUM YOU HEAR ME?! YOU CANNOT STOP ALL OF US REEEEEE" etc etc

>first question
>have either of you tried my water filters before?

AUTISTIC FINN EXPOSED

Sign it

honestly I think Alex would make every effort to be fair. He know that Hillary would get demolished in a fair fight. All he needs to do is moderate a fair debate and Americans will get the point

FUCK YES

HILLARY GOT HER OWN BIASED FUCK.

LETS GO ALEEEEX

>Well, I think Mr Tru-
>HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR GLOBALIST MOUTH YOU GOD DAMN GLOBALIST BITCH YOU MOLOCH WORSHIPPING BABYLONIAN WHORE WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
>Ale-
>WHERE'S BILL, COME UP HERE BILL I'M TELLING, OH--HO, JUST GET ME IN A RING WITH THAT GLOBALIST RAPIST PIECE OF TRASH GLOBALIST PIECE OF TRASH GET ME IN A RING WITH HIM *heart attack*

There is literally no chance of this but I would pay to see it.

>claims alex jones is trying to represent and corrupt us
>what is milo

Quads=Truth

>natsoc outside of his containment thread
>edgy closet kike being truth

Have a webm

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did anyone watch his fucking livestream? he wouldnt shut the fuck up while they were talking, despite almost constantly reassuring everyone he was going to stop talking

alex jones literally wouldnt be able to stop himself from being a dickhead

How does #ModeratorJones sound Cred Forums?

Let's get this shit trending on Twitter!

bumpity bump

You're right, Alex Jones 2024

Fuck off newfag. This Board is far right wing only.

>did anyone watch his fucking livestream?
Millions do, which episode? The stream loops the latest episode until the next one starts broadcasting.

I download them so I'm a few days behind.

their live coverage of the first debate i meant. the chat would flood with messages telling him to shut the fuck up, frustrating as fuck

hehe nice

Thats a fine quality Alex Jones you got there!

This would be absolutely hilarious. To bad it wont happen, Hillary would shit herself.

>too biased in trumps favor
>previous moderator was literally on hillary's payroll

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we need to sign this.
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/disqualify-and-remove-hillary-clinton-2016-presidential-ballot-due-her-violation-u-s-code-title-18-sec-2071

signed
im kind of into him

That is not how you embed timestamps, you can only use seconds, but don't actually put s or maybe that is just chrome.

If Hillary thinks she can 1984 her own moderator, Trump should be able to 1776 his.

Holy hell this would be amazing

If kek wills it it will be. Someone needs to let Alex know about this so he can bump it on his show

>tfw we will never have a kangaroo court where milo is judge and liberals are marched through sentencings

Funnily enough, as a finn I often find finnposts to be the most reasonable in any thread, and I honestly don't like finns irl.

Source?

Ye have little faith young CTR, the power of Kek flows freely

Alex gets a liiiittle bit carried away.
I'd be happy if it were just a NEUTRAL. ADULT.

This seem impossible you all joke around, but maybe in 2024. Infowars will become a mainstream media network in a Trump presidency.

There isn't a neutral ground anymore, is all for Trump or against him

obviously will never happen, but it would be epic on a global scale.

All the debates already have moderators selected.
>literally pointless
But I signed it anyways.

please for the love of the future please have alex moderate it. Pol has the power to do many things. But if pol ignores this and it doesn't happen I'm leaving the right for good and will actively preach against you people for the sake of the left, for the sake of screwing you over and for the sake of making hillary president.

Spread this like wildfire. Remember though if it doesn't happen it's on you and I'll spend all my time that I'm not sleeping working to turn people against donald trump.

"Its all admited"

If you watched it Lester would question Trump and tell him he's wrong, they even had little arguments. Really unprofessional. Sad!

>Mrs. Clinton, can you tell us more of what you plan to do to the lizard bankers that wrote your paychecks?

Lads we need to meme hard to make this happen

That would be hilarious.

Bill Hicks is an extremely intelligent man who knows exactly how to perform to the audience that is in front of him

He'd get jacked up on super male vitality and flip the desk.

#417 to sign here, AMA.

I would love to see this but I think he'd end up getting removed from the auditorium after he goes ballistic on Hillary via super male vitality

I like the idea but he would try to sell water filters every 10 minutes

>Me, you, Ill Bill, and Moloch can get in the boxing ring, I'll be wearing my red white and blue boxing shorts, you can wear your occult robes. Make no mistake. 1776 WILL RISE AGAIN!

that would go down in history.

As a republican, i can clearly say this would endanger Hillary.

Alex has a major bias.

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He should revert back to being Bill Hicks for the occasion.

I laughed so much upon seeing the petition.

Alex jones is a retard, the idea of him being a moderator.
Kek

This is basically what would happen. Alex calmly asking outlandish questions about Bill being a serial rapist or Hillary having Parkinsons and Hillary just smirking and going "what are you talking about? AHAHAHA"

youtube.com/watch?v=y2kp5hS2Gc8

They could make this a pay per view and i would buy it.

I would even buy the DVD

he's an entertainer you fucking idiots.

I'd pay 25 cents to see that

If this were to go down, Alex should wear his Bill Clinton Rape t shirt.

If this was some WWE shit it'd be even better
>Trump and Alex tag team Hilldog and Ill Bill

America, please
make this happen.

makes more sense than you think...

He could get 6 billion signatures, this won't happen.

>dont do it Alex..
>dont you dare to fucking do it
> "ALLRIGHT GUYS IM SO FIRED UP.. WE GONNA SKIP THIS BREAK"
>noooo we lost millions now you fool!!!

How on earth will someone with this bias and this level of tinfoil ever be a presidential moderator.

>425 signatures
>100,000 needed

kek

"If it's darker than fired chicken, give it a good whippin'!"

"sense", in the sense that Jowls leads the pitchfork wielding "uneducated white men" lynch mobs that form the core supporter of drumpf... not that it's sincerely conceivable

...then again, drumpf is one vote away from the presidency, so...

That is the fucking worst idea i have ever heard.

Jesus, sage.

Alex Jones is a fucking mess

Kek'd and check'd

>"Almost ever billionaire has run to the hills in Australia and New Zealand. Almost every major billionaire has basically fitted out giant yachts, with three, four, five years of food on board, and... and fully-automatic weapons and rocket launchers."
-Alex Jones, 28 Sept. 2016
youtu.be/rJcAHuZeGOI?t=1757

"I'm not bragging" ®

Never happening. I wouldn't even know what to think if it did happen. I'd definitely watch it though, just to hear what the candidates think about Chem Trails.

I think alex jones would be good for Clinton.

He'd ramble on about some nonsensical conspiracy theory and she'd articulately refute it.

trump would be stumped by some of jone's theories, we would be even more of a nervous wreck trying to answer some of those questions without slipping up and revealing his true power level.

You need someone pro trump, but at least with an IQ above 80.

>You need someone pro trump, but at least with an IQ above 80.
arrogance. alex built a huge alternative newsplattform. what did you do so far?
however, he is a first and foremost a salesman.

>presidential debates have anything to do with government bodies/white house

Amerifats are literally unaware of anything it seems.

He'd be just as biased to T as Holt was to C. Plus the dems will say Holt was a republican so now we need a democrat moderator.

Yea, I watched his stream of the debate, was pretty painful to watch. I still like Alex, though.

FUCKING SIGNED

>Due too Lester Holt's inability to properly question Hillary Clinton and keep trump under control. We the people would like Alex Jones from the Youtune channel "Info Wars" to be the moderator for the next presidential debate.

>Due too
>trump
>the Youtune channel
yep that's an alex jones fan

Can some burger tweet this to him?

>rips off "hillary for prison" t-shirt
> starts screaming "SHE'S GOD YOU RACIST" and going primal mode around the stage

>implying this has 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of happening

of course you would pay to see that

the infowars crowd and their money are easily parted.

To be quite honest with you, if they put it on pay-per-view it would generate billions in revenue from all over the world.

Kek. Just another reason this needs to happen.

>due too
The second fcking word is a typo. How embarrassing.

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I'd prefer David Knight.

I prefer David Irving

Great idea....

Let's have the biggest shit stain of them all lead a Presidential Debate. His bullshit wouldn't even be worthy of the bottom of my bird cage.

Clinton and Trump would never get a word in. Even if Jones had the self-control not to sperg out at the cameras, the best he'd be able to manage is silently seething while clenching and unclenching his fists before finally pulling his gun on Hillary, getting tackled by secret service, and throwing them all off in super male vitality beastmode before charging Hillary and crushing her skull with his meaty mitts like the Mountain did to Prince Oberyn in Game of Thrones.

Let's make it happen!

>sit down
>Take off suit coat
>A wild "Hillary for prison" shirt appears
>Does his job pretending he's not wearing it
>Relatively fair
Subtlety would be nice

i watched the first 5 minutes but i had to change it because he kept rambling.

I need this in my life.

>calmly

He has the restraint of a 5 year old.

>465 signatures.

Not worth my time desu

Meme magic is very strong cosmic force, there is no doubt about that. That being said, I'm not sure it would be able to get Alex Jones into that moderator spot.

It would be the most entertaining debate of all time. Hillary would never survive the entire debate. Alex would trigger her into a fatal seizure.

Alex Jones should be tapped to be Trump's press secretary.

Lol do it. That would be hilarious.

Signed.

Make this happen Obama, you haven't do well lately.

Please Kek

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UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh shit this is going to backfire and they well have Cenk do it

OMG this needs to happen XD

>Due too Lester Holt's inability to properly question Hillary Clinton and keep trump under control. We the people would like Alex Jones from the Youtune channel "Info Wars" to be the moderator for the next presidential debate.

Jesus fuck OP
You managed to misspell "DUE TO" and "YOUTUBE"
FFS

Praise kek!

Shadilay

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Look. I'm supporting the Muslim ban, the wall, and I'm voting Trump so I am on your side, but why do you guys honestly like Alex Jones? He's unprofessional (I don't agree with most of what TYT says, but storming onto someone's set during their show is unacceptable I don't care who you are), he believes in conspiracy theories that have no basis in reality, and he believes in lizard people. So why do you guys like him. He seems like a joke to me.

This isnt going to happen
470 votes
Needs 100,000

Shadilay brother

>implying anyone watched that not expecting it to be MST3K

Tweet him and some of his top reporters. Make sure they know about this!
Remember to tweet it to best Cred Forums waifu, Lee Ann McAdoo.

I'm sorry, but did Hillary Clinton already lose? Oh, that's right. The debates aren't even over yet. In fact, only a number of Trump lock states have reported. Does not having the lead at this point count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the debates are still on? Hillary Clinton is still winning states right now and has lead in the national polls for how many weeks now? She's up against the worst racist President in the history of America, who just happens to be losing because he's not self aware about things that he said in the first debate... But you know what? She's still the best. Donald Trump is one of the worst fucking politicians in the US, he lies all the time. and crushed Cruz only because Cruz is even more racist than Drumpf. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Hillary Clinton wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Trump just lost a future debate to Hillary. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You all are a fucking idiots and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Hillary topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like Hillary because she's successful. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll this candidate on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>pol waifu
>coalburner

Maked happen!!!

Someone make a threat on/ b/ whit this link!

It never ends!

that may be the funniest thing I'd ever see

>CLINTON, WHY ARE YOU GLOBALIST PUPPET
>AARUUUUHHHHH!!
>THE WATER!
>IT'S MAKING THE FROGS GAY!

Cred Forums will find a way!

Lester Holdt was the last moderator, he works for NBC. Whom have come out in support for HRC. Plus he's half black, which he's probably been brainwashed to vote Democrat.

wow dude,really? first, it wasn't a set, it was an aisle full of different radio teams all side by side. second, he was invited on by their producer, though it seems the host were not aware. lastly, you want to talk unprofessional?? he came on and they immediately started screaming at him, calling him names, spitting on him, and threatening to hit him.
He made them look like total hypocritical fools, like most "progressives" are.

Alex isn't perfect. He's more for entertainment factor than actual news, but he does grab a lot of people's attention and start them down the road of waking up.

JOE ROGAN SHOULD BE MODERATOR

HES PURPLE PILLED

Obama’s Conflict Tanked the Clinton E-mail Investigation — As Predicted

nationalreview.com/article/440380/obama-email-alias-clinton-why-fbi-didnt-prosecute-hillary

No Followup After Huma Abedin Caught in Falsehood

breitbart.com/tech/2016/09/28/fbi-documents-huma-abedin-denied-knowledge-of-clinton-email-server-she-picked-hillarys-username/

Clinton campaign in ‘panic mode’ over Florida black voters

politico.com/story/2016/09/hillary-clinton-florida-black-voters-228822#ixzz4LYcsGNpz

Kek is here

Kek is always with us, even when we feel like he isn't
>Praise be upon him

>kek is always with us
>404

what did he mean by this

Our strength is our faith, Hans! Don't you see? My get reminds us that even when a thread ends, you bet your ass Kek will be right there with us in the next one!
>GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
>NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

He's actually a registered Republican.

Please...

Damn. Nice post and get.

Republicans and Democrats are owned by the same special intrests who hate Trump.

So is Bush senior who admitted he will vote for HRC. Hopefully the fucker dies before the election. Party affiliation doesn't mean shit faggot

Trump Is Right About ‘Stop and Frisk’

wsj.com/articles/trump-is-right-about-stop-and-frisk-1475018152

Trump Turns Away 12,000 at Tuesday’s Florida Rally – Same Amount as All of Hillary’s Rallies Since July

thegatewaypundit.com/2016/09/trump-turns-away-12000-at-tuesdays-florida-rally-same-amount-as-all-of-hillarys-rallies-since-july/

‘She Would Put the Oval Office Up for Sale’

breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/28/trump-attacks-clinton-iowa-put-oval-office-sale/

Kek wills it

If they want to guarantee Hillary a win this would be a great way to do it. The mainstream public would be mortified by how he would act. No way he could control himself and not yell and rant like a maniac.

That guy is a fucking tool. Fuck him.

Why not Sean Hannity or Bill O'Reilly?

The last one can be someone true neutral like Larry King

this is true, get your water filter now!

but I would honestly pay to see that spectacle

Now that's entertainment.

>due too

We just have to believe.
>2015+1
>Not believing in almighty Kek

The BEST newsfu, for sure.

Yes pls

SPREAD THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE.

Fukin bump

this, the only affiliation that matters is the money

Works for me

this is how I see it going down but for 90 mins

>petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/make-alex-jones-moderator-next-presidential-debate
SAHAHAHA i voted on this at 312 this morning and its only up to 500 fuck we are insignificant. Im afraid for trump now.

whoa, what a revelation

praise kek

MAKE IT HAPPEN, CMON LADS

We need to have 3 moderators

>Stefan Mollyneux
>TYT's Cenk to appease libshits
>Alex Jones

Could you imagine Stef saying NOT AN ARGUMENT to Hillary live on tv?

Maybe it's wrong to call it a set, but you know what I mean. Also, it doesn't matter how TYT acted, which was also unprofessional, you shouldn't inject yourself onto someone's show when you're not invited. Objectively speaking, why would TYT invite Jones onto their regular news show instead of something like a special interview segment. He obviously lied about being invited just so he could get publicity. Also, how do you defend his belief in lizard people and other stupid shit like that? It goes beyond entertainment when people actual believe him and act/vote based on it.

He doesn't believe in lizard people, he may have said that shit in the past just to be controversial for publicity but the other day he even said on air when he describes Hillary as reptilian he doesn't mean lizard people.

Fuck no. He will be biased for Trump, but at the same time repeal any normie who will see him as a legit conspiritard.
Haven't you autists realized that one of the appeal for Trump is the fact that everyone with a mic in front of a camera seems against him?

stuff trumpets belive

HAHAHAHA as if the Clinton campaign would ever agree to that