INDIA-PAKISTAN WAR GENERAL

>Pakistan linked group massacres Indian soldiers at base in Kashmir
See: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Uri_attack
>India responds launching surgical strikes on the Pakistani side of Kashmir, 2 Pakistani soldiers are confirmed killed, probably more
>Pakistan now preparing a counter-offensive
>Both countries have nukes, let that sink in for a moment

@AFP

#BREAKING India carries out 'surgical strikes' along Kashmir frontier: army

twitter.com/AFP/status/781385366670417920

Zaid Hamid ‏@SirZaidHamid 37s38 seconds ago

Our source in Pak Army has told us that several battalions have been moved to western border to attack India from Afghan side. Stay tuned.

WiseShe Anamika ‏@Anamikasureka 2m2 minutes ago

Pakistan defence minister Khawaja Muhammad Asif threatens to unleash nukes against India

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NUKE

EACH

OTHER

youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

This is it lads

The happening is upon us

What's so special about Kashmir? What's it worth to these people? Pride or is there a resource there?

stop inciting violence.

Indians and Pakis again, huh?

I'll never make a poo in the loo joke if India removes the pakis (and I'll stop calling you pakis)

go away cuck

PRAISE KEK
REMOVE SANDNIGGER PEDOPHILE AND POO IN LOOS

also repeating digits confirm happening

Get it cuz get it cuz

DO IT

NUKE

EACH

OTHER

DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

YOU'RE WORTHLESS ANYWAYS

REFUGEES WELCOME

Can anyone tell an uneducated idiot is happening right now? Is this actually significant or just posturing by both sides?

>yfw Shiva appears and annihilates the pakis

Post pooman music

ive become poo, destroyer of loos

They have been fighting over it for like 50 years because of land claims. Its a balkanized powder keg

happening cancelled

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SPREAD YOUR ASS WIDE EUROPE

300 MILLION NEW REFUGEES

Lads I'm filling dem rockets with "chemical weapons" if you know what I mean ;)
Time to turn pakiland into a big designated shitting street

China is a really strong ally of Pakistan, what do you think they're gonna do?

I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT THE NUCLEAR ASHES OF STREETSHITTER/PAKI REFUGEES AND SPRINKLE THEM ALL OVER A PUBLIC TOILET

Aw hell

What a shit way to start world war pee

honestly this has been going for the past 50 years or so, i doubt that it will escalate

Seems like every time I see some indian armed forces they're always sikhs

the star will gorge itself on clay

Pakis love Britain

I know they hate each other, but how likely is it to escalate into all out war?

Any Poli fags that can elaborate?

Nothing of value Will be lost and approx. 500 000 000 pakis and loos Will die, so overpopulation shouldnt Be an issue anymore

nucleardarkness.org/warconsequences/fivemilliontonsofsmoke/

Is this legit?

This. You can do it India

All according to plan

Enjoy your Paki/Street Shitter refugees goyim

I want fucking sauce on that last part instead of people just copying and pasting it. Nobody just nukes over small skirmishes.

NUKES ON SHITSKIN LAND

NUKES NOW

KEK WILLS IT

KILL EACH OTHER SUBHUMANS HAHAAHAAHA

Let slip the dubs of peace!

oh fuck yes India getting nuked would literally make me cum my pants

POO
IN
MISSILE

Theyre Sikh alright. Sikh of Pakistan

>inb4 1 billion refugees headed to Germany to designate sreets for shitting

I don't think you understand how sikhs remove kebab user.

My repeating digits confirm that nothing will happen

Top kek.

Krishna's universal form is Death personified for Muslims.

youtube.com/watch?v=RXA7CUJtcs0

>small skirmish
As far as Pakistan is concerned India just launched airstrikes and a land invasion into its sovereign territory.

POO
IN
INDUS

Literally poison the pakis with poo.
You can do it lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=hMBKmQEPNzI

Two birds, one stone.

Pls take note India and Pakistan.

China wants north east India plus they'll probably start funding the Indian naxalite rebels

sikhs are the most disgusting plebbit meme ever

literally up there in the top 3 of worst memes of all time

a shit "religion" involving running around with a pile of shit on your head and never taking showers

brilliant

they should all kill each other desu

I'M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY

>The star will gorge itself on clay

Is this what the prophecy speaks of?

TA C T I C A L P O O
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>/poo/ - India-Pakistan war general

Rapefugees incoming.

HIT 'EM WITH A POOMISSILE

HOLY SHIT THIS

PRAISE VISHNU!
OUR DESIGNATED BROTHERS WILL BEGIN THR GLOBAL REMOVAL OF KEBAB!!!!
DO IT, INDIA. DO IT.

Yes.

The after effects of the bombs are infinitely worse

resources iirc
also muzzies gonna muz

check these thermonuclear dubs

WHERE ARE THE NUKES

COME ON SHITSKINS

NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYWAYS

JUST

DO

IT

Sikhs are an ethnic religious minority formed to murder and mutilate muslims. They serve in the armed servuce and dont shave.

Underrated

This is going to be a real war guys. Syria will escalate, Poo war, global war with multiple fronts.

WORLD WAR 3

youtube.com/watch?v=ZDwotNLyz10

Happening music.

Now I am become death - destroyer of worlds

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>wannabe western paki subhuman
>glorious Hindu man of tradition with fashionable Gujarati attire

How can Muslims even compete?


Are the Paki's about to be POO'D?

>tfw after a year of poo in loo jokes pajeets are almost non existent on Cred Forums

>paki indian war

inb4 500 million poofugees flooding into europe

kek

>turn off your adblocker
how about no

I would be so happy if pakistan got nuked

Like fucking hell

>ID: V1sndf5u
>V1snu
>Vishnu
NUCLEAR WINTER CONFIRMED

Hello pajeet

Reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=tWFdbe38L7w

Sikhs are bro tier

All I see is 2 subhumans.

Nuke each other already, and YOU, my shitskin immigrant friend, should get the fuck back to the shithole you crawled out of.

>yfw we will witness a nuclear conflict within the year

They are same race you dumb motherfucker

fixed

TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK RE MOVE KE BAB!

Fuck imagine this as the soundtrack for Fallout 5, Poo in Pipboy.

It takes place after the war.

2016
0
1
6

What a year...

fucking top banter m9

For fucks sake. Alright, I'm gonna go do groceries, but when I come back you fucks better have nuked each other already or else..

>not using reek's anti-adblock script
This is the paki defence minister BTW. Allahu akbar
Sorry about the flash

Praise Kek

:L my parents are in india atm holyshit.

Unlike Muslims Indians aren't trying to take over the world, lay off pajeet mate we should support them in their fight against Muslims

>french terrorist attacks
>brexit
>poo wars
>trump
I WANT KEK TO STOP.

>India gets uppity
>China fucks their shit up and takes back Chinese clay

They will go to America or GB

WWIII

INDIA PAKISTAN NUKE EACH OTHER

>french terrorist attacks
minor events
>brexit
won't happen
>poo wars
won't happen
>trump
won't happen

>bbb-but muh kek

Both are shit-tier countries, you can't deny that.

Besides India is long overdue for a culling and I would prefer it to be a nuclear one.

We'll find someone else to make t-shirts.

Too bad.

Expect devestation on an unimaginable scale.

Soz dood.

NUKE EACH OTHER
U
K
E

Do you realize how fucking earth's air will be clean after both of poos and muds die?

Stolen directly from UgandaPizzapolice.

I am only half-gujarati half-white :^)

My mother indeed got POO'D

just do it already

o ye of little faith

Do you realize us kashmiris can be free of India and Pakistan after they nuke each other?

Too bad. 170 millions dead Pakis are worth more than your parents. Inshallah.

The Falkland Islands belong to Great Britain.

>poomen have Shiva
>nazis have kuk
so what do the asians have?

PAKISTANI PM is PISSED

LESSS GOO

They're already gone. The artillery created tsunamis of poo that should have been in a loo. Your parents never had a chance.

It would be great if Europe didn't take the remaining 200 million living in nuclear fallout. I agree though, way too many fucking people in that region .

>Pakis and Poos killing each other
Wonderful

We wuz dragons n sheeet

>Inb4 More refugees to Europe

This could safe the world from pakki infestation and diminish the poo in loos

Its all good.

POO FIGHT

Token white US military adviser just out of focus.

Latest update on tv

>Pakistani defence minister confirms attacks and says that we have retaliated even though india faced zero casualty and says that if indian army does it again then we will "think" of responding

totally btfo and destroyed
just give me some time to post link when some site posts it

Based on India's military history Pakistan will probably conquer them before October.

Do you poo in loo?
If so, I'm okay with you surviving

Batman down under

Lu Bu?

No more pakkis

Could the dream be true?

>hundreds of people die in terrorist attacks
>minor

>this meme again
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-accused-of-acting-like-a-tudor-monarch-over-plans-to-deny-parliament-brexit-vote-a7213361.html

>yes it will x2

kek

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!

POO FIGHTERS

WAR, why haven't the Pakis attacked? Let's go

Does this mean we can finally be rid of the p*kis? Let them be China's greatest ally now.

happening cancelled

Can confirm this
reuters.com/article/us-pakistan-india-kashmir-idUSKCN11Z0IJ?il=0

No, I poo in a valley.

they have enough space in Asia

Sun Tzu

UNCONTAINABLE NUCLEAR POO

ABSOLUTE FECAL APOCALPYSE

BROWN SKY OF VENGENCE

>his adblocker doesn't block adblocker blockers
you deserve it

the worst part is, that once that pandoras box has been opened
the tensions between china, russia and the US will be laid bare and there might be a global thermonuclear war

BREAKING NEWS: INDIA DEPLOYS TACTICAL LONG RANGE POOLISTIC MISSILES

How patriotic are Indians/Pakis? Will their respective Diasporas fuck off back home to fight?

they are tzun worshipers.

Their accent gets me every time


HAHAHA

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_Immortals

Most probably won't.

Australia is close too

CAN ANYONE PROVIDE ME WITH A DECENT CHALLENGE?

ASSPOCALYPSE

does india even have any allies that would back them up in a war ? kek

Awww

Can someone else please nuke the pakis?

The poos will all die from a food poisoning pandemic eventually anyway.

we'll just call them poofters and bad at cricket and they'll sook all the way back to their radioactive craters

I... actually don't want this. I don't want a happening anymore.

anime

This is a poll on willingness to fight for your country

How long until obligatory Russian-trail is found?

POOMAGGEDON

Nukes will only fall on Kshamir of both sides ya dumb muslim
Pakis and Indians will become bros after your demise

This operation was backed by NSA(tm) senpai

1971, nigger.

>United States vs Russia
>Germany goes full nazi
>China teams up with Russia and invades Europe
>China goes against Russia

All of these options, and in the end WW3 is started by fucking poo-in-loos

Kokkuri San

Why would they nuke kashmir if they want kashmir? Delhi and Islamabad have a higher chance.

Fuck I wish nukes weren't a thing.

We could watch 20,000,000 Pooish soldiers swarm Pakistan.

9:30am EST

No war. Indi is killing terrorists and NOT engaging the Paki government forces intentionally. Check em

youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo
youtube.com/watch?v=hOgALTFzFbQ
youtube.com/watch?v=6AHq78O7BX0
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> world war

as IF anyone is gonna start a war over some shitskins killing each other LMAO

Thread reminder to watch Threads.
vimeo.com/18781528

thats because you're smart

>nucleardarkness.org/warconsequences/fivemilliontonsofsmoke/
Uh guys, maybe a thermonuclear exchange isn't such a good idea...

HOT BROWN RAIN INCOMING

Russians are the source of every world problem as we all know.

desu china will probably side with india on this because they have a huge mudslime problem in western china. India is literally the only thing keeping them at bay.

Kashmiri land own't sink underwater after nuking. They'll nuke Kashmir to remove enemy from there

>yfw this launches WW3

pakis are bitching out. no war

They still violated pakistani air space and border incursion. This is serious even if the happening isnt today.

We need a Serbian and Sikh kebab removal union to form.

Call it the SS

How does it feel to know the rest of the world will celebrate if you kill all the pakkis and half your population dies of radiation poisoning while people make poo jokes on the chans?

Are you glorious yet?

Still. Please nuke the pakis.

A THOUSAND YEAR HARVEST!

I'm rooting for based poos in the loos

Fuck off subhuman.

Whites are not your allies.

THIS JUST IN

FOOTAGE FROM THE INDIA-PAKISTAN BORDER

>youtube.com/watch?v=dHPxkZ7S_H8

>youtube.com/watch?v=dHPxkZ7S_H8

>youtube.com/watch?v=dHPxkZ7S_H8

A SHITSTORM

Let's say that this escalates by some miracle.

What are the chances that tons of Pakis start flooding Afghanistan and the other regions and form massive guerilla forces?
I mean wouldn't that essentially be forcing America to come back in with force to secure the place once again and plunging them into conflict with Pakistan and whatever other creatures live in the area.
That would be a pretty massive happening.
Not to mention if Pakistan goes totally apeshit and just flat out nukes something.

>Finland at 74%
Next Western nation is Sweden at 55% and others far below it.
Wat.

O fuck off.

6000 nukes have already been detonated were are still here

Imagine a paki free planet....just imagine

next stop, moscow

True actually.

I'm pure anglo bred you Europe wrecking grub

gud filename

Aren't there some joopoos in Israel?

Thread theme..

All According to Plan

COME ON THE POOS!

Forgot link youtu.be/jy6uebOZQgk

And the based Gurkhas to that union and we're golden.

Never have I EVER heard of a "pure white" shilling for streetshitters.

Kill yourself, shitskin

>Japan
Special attack divisions to this in two generations, fuark.

jesus christ, what a shithole

Please no nukes

>Take a second look
>It's just smoke that cools the planet
>Non-radioactive
>Just mass starvation in third world

My bad. Nukes pls.
>

should be a shitstorm lads

Argentina LOL.

What if 1 of the Indian missles overshoots trajectory and slams Teheran?

KEK WANTS NUKES

PURGE ASIA

>Germany and Japan both at the bottom
>Netherlands mostly morrocans and turks

lol

Nukes when?

india is a peace loving nation

someone redpill me on why we let a nation that has designated shitting streets and holy rivers filled with poop/piss/human corpses keep a nuclear arsenal.

I honestly think I know how cucks feel when we're racist against blacks. I feel personally insulted when lads are racist against Sikhs or Indians. I get annoyed as fuck by there being way too many Indian people in the country DESU and they do seem to stick together way too much, that said I just can't abide by racism against the brown people.

Do it

I love India

i told you guys before it might be china becoming a world currency on the 30th, or i guess it could be pakistain since they have a star on there flg.

let them nuke each other, literally nothing of value lost

Kek

>attack India from Afghan side
wtf

Yeah, not too many though. Israel is full of sand niggers jews aka mizrahis

So we have a reason to nuke them.

Because we get chicken tikala and curry rice.

God damn I'm hungry.

Chinese at it again

Have stolen Poo military tech

youtube.com/watch?v=MXItcXN3PL8

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Watch it here

Never.

>implying cucked india would launch a missle
false happening. but wish would be based and nuke it's neighbour

youtube.com/watch?v=8dPt2WPtlNg
I am going to pooland for a month to meet senpai tomorrow, if war breaks out, I will decide whether to enlist or not since it is written in my birth predictions that I will die in battle or by the hands of my wife.

A POO SHROOM CLOUD

back to plebbit you shitskin apologist

streetshitters belong in a mass grave

>6000 nukes
its just over 2000 actually
youtube.com/watch?v=I9lquok4Pdk
and it doesn't work that way, to put it into perspective I will use a bad analogy.

imagine you had 100 pebbles and you threw them into a pond one by one, there would be a ripple that disperses locally one after the other.

now imagine what would happen if you threw all 100 at the same time and they all landed roughly the same spot.
the energy unleashed would cause a large ripple that affects the entire pond surface

nucleardarkness.org/warconsequences/fivemilliontonsofsmoke/

FOOD SHORTAGES WOULD CAUSE MASS STARVATION IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES, AKA NIGGER-LAND. WE WOULDNT EXPORT OUR FOOD ANYMORE. PLS INDIA, NUKE THE PAKIS!! THINK OF ALL THE DEAD NIGGERS IN AFRICA!!

Pls delet this hateful white supremacist symbol ruskie.

Mizrahim apes must be purged

Yemenites r qt tho ree

POOCLEAR ATTACK

not bad. could do with being a bit whiter tho

> implying the shitskins can detonate their shit-tier gravity bombs at the same time

They'll fire off their garbage medium range missiles and maybe some bombers will manage to drop a couple bombs

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

Muslims are d-bags at all times I see

Yes but they won't get more than 20 of a piece, it's a long way away and there will be no more pakkis and less poos

It would be wonderful

that music is actually really good desu

You must be one angry Australian, did a spider bite your dick or something?

It just goes to show Islam can't coexist with any religion, Hindus, Sikhs, Christians, Buddhists and Jews have all fought Islam in the past in defensive wars.

There is literally no reason to not nuke the pakis

youtu.be/Rf99Q7RjJUY

...

We didn't get to watch Gaza this year, I hope the're streams on this

India will never launch first strike. India has a policy of "No First Use".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_first_use#India

India is large enough to take and sustain after a first strike and has capabilities to perform a never ending second strike. Even if the nukes land on the capital, the Indian nuclear armament is spread across the country for retaliation.

Like Poland in the another world wars?
>Poland being cannon fooder of Germany in another world war to complete the trilogy

ONE BILLION DEAD NIGGERS. THINK ABOUT IT.

> not wanting the scum that lives in SEA to purge itself

back to shiggit right now

R A R E
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There is literally no reason to not let pakis and streetshitters nuke each other

I am thinking about it...

NUKE THE PAKIS

> this post

LUL

Its time to put an Iron dome on your border so neither of you can nuke each other

DEFCON POO
POOCLEAR EXCHANGE
POOMAGGEDON
POOACALYPE
WORLD WAR POO
POOCLEAR HOLOPOO

>Come to thread expecting some news
>Haha memes, right guys, do I fit in?
I'm sure both sides have this tension like NK and SK have their tension.Very unlikely something big will come out of this.Unless there is an Indian or a Paki who can inform us.

My fucking sides

What's wrong with it?

SENSEX taking a hit

KEK

I wish germany would invade us again

We got US troops now, they start a war with america

Not to mention that modern german army a shit

This is basically saying "Go ahead and nuke us".

Your just chicken

Nuke the pakkis. Go on. You know you want to.

What genius gave poos and pakkis nukes.

Give that man a raise.

I don't know whos worse

poo in the loo or kebabs

DIRTY BOMB

you can google and will see results
indianexpress.com/article/india/india-news-india/india-conducted-surgical-strikes-last-night-in-pok-to-safeguard-our-nation-defence-ministry-3055715/

Including all pakis.

It would be wonderful

there's nothing wrong with it

but I would like to know how your never ending second strike even gets launched when most of your "arse"nal is gravity bombs

in any case, please go ahead and nuke each other, the world's watching

kebabs are far worse, retard.

Rooting for the Loos in this one. Anyone who says that they are both shit tier and should nuke each other forget that sikhs have been removing kebab for decades.

> inb4 go home Pajeet

I'm Polish and I support anyone who wants to remove Islamic influence from the Earth. Dawajcie chlopi, bijcie tym Muzulmanskim swiniom

Agree 100%

it doesn't have to be the same time, that was just the analogy.
within hours of eachother, basically kicking up dust and smoke from fires and the like

I'd like to see you try.

Sensex always take a hit in skirmishes and get back up.

they are LITERALLY the same shit

kebabs, poo in loos keep to themselves and are pretty bro-tier.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nothing is happening. Pajeet was just drunk today. There media has denied any strike in Pakistan

I bet you smell like curry

Kebabs, easily. Poos are okay once you've given them a toilet and some deodorant, whereas kebabs want to blow you up.

how is your country, what are you exactly. English colony?

This is in reply to the guy who asked if you could hack nuclear silos, and the other user who said something about closed systems.

The joint Israeli/American virus STUXNET jumped the air gap and infested Iranian PLCs controlling their centrifuges used to enrich uranium. It actually physically destroyed the centrifuges and the plants were on closed systems. I would say all you need to do is create a highly advanced virus that targets something very specific to something in a nuclear silo.

> omgwow the epikk sikhs have killed some muslims so EPIC

fuck off, shitskin

India and Pakistan should both nuke each other, since they are BOTH a blight on this planet.

>Zaid Hamid
>attack India from Afghan side

kek

HE WAS LAST SEEN LEAVING SKID MARKS

OUR AGENTS HAVE PICKED UP HIS SCENT

>Believing the media

Pretty much every nuclear power in the world can nuke you without retaliation on your part, since you don't have ICBM you dumbfuck streetshit.

just google you illiterate scum

OH MAN THAT'S RARE

>highly advanced
>nuclear silo

pick one

oh man, Oman is here

G'Day Rare user

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Bloomberg - India Strikes Pakistan Terror Camps as Modi Hits Back for Attack bloom.bg/2dgkXUk

Why are there no pakis on here shouting alan snackbar?

They are up to something poos...better hit them now while they are off conniving.

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Cred Forums will love based Arnab

>24 posts by this ID

Many Indians are shit, most of them are Hindu. Many Indians however are based, and at the least the culture may be backwards but it can be reformed.

Islam cannot be reformed, it must simply be kept out of civilized nations/removed if needed.

>Pakistan defence minister Khawaja Muhammad Asif threatens to unleash nukes against India

Did he really say that or are you bullshittn

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A dark brown man covered in body hair. The first thing you notice is his smell. Curry and poo. He has a skinny frame, oily skin and hair. Slimy. Oozing curry and poo from his pours. A thin pathetic moustache. Pitiful.

He pulls down his pants to reveal a small penis surrounded by a mane of smelly greasy pubic hair. He turns around and I see his buttocks smiling at me. His butt is covered in more coarse hair, black. Small cheeks. He bends over and parts his cheeks. A waft of pure poo fills the air. The black hair is thickest here, with a brown hue. Dangle berries can be found. Yesterday's shit clinging on to life. The poo is a light brown, like pumpkin soup. He uses his hands to part the mattered poo hair to reveal a little brown butthole. Caked in poo. Disgusting. The epicentre of filth. An ugly crater. A dirty yet prolific anus.

The Indian.

It got in due to people plugging in a device that had been connected to the net to a computer on the centrifuge intranet. At least read up on what your talking about dude.

I'll pick both since I said you would need a highly advanced virus. You would need something funded by a government. Something that can self spread itself while staying hidden and targeting specific things.

In the case of Stuxnet it targeted the PLCs and sped the centrifuges up and down at a very specific rate that tore them apart. It managed to stay hidden and was able to spread to other systems by itself.

>believing lies like nuclear winter
>believing fear mongering like the midnight clock
Your eternal unwavering ignorance is why Oppenheimer left us

nuclear war is winnable. if it wasn't and "unthinkable", it wouldn't be a deterrent.

The best thing trump can do is channel his reincarnated Reagan soul to bring back the star wars program, perhaps with russian cooperation, to eliminate the threat of large scale nuclear exchanges and rogue states.

Thanks poo

And they are giving reference of Indian army. Although it was there media that started all this hype in the first place

THEY'RE GETTING READY TO LET LOOSE SOME POOLISTIC PROJECTILE MISSILES

A dark brown man covered in body hair. The first thing you notice is his smell. Curry and poo. He has a skinny frame, oily skin and hair. Slimy. Oozing curry and poo from his pours. A thin pathetic moustache. Pitiful.

He pulls down his pants to reveal a small penis surrounded by a mane of smelly greasy pubic hair. He turns around and I see his buttocks smiling at me. His butt is covered in more coarse hair, black. Small cheeks. He bends over and parts his cheeks. A waft of pure poo fills the air. The black hair is thickest here, with a brown hue. Dangle berries can be found. Yesterday's shit clinging on to life. The poo is a light brown, like pumpkin soup. He uses his hands to part the mattered poo hair to reveal a little brown butthole. Caked in poo. Disgusting. The epicentre of filth. An ugly crater. A dirty yet prolific anus.

The Indian.

LOOCLEAR HAZARD

Jesus austria

You are really mad at India.

Get the right one, faggot.

If a war breaks out between Pakistan and Indian Europe and America are going to be flooded with even more immigrants, I hope both of their governments are able to desculate the situation and negotiate a peace agreement.

Giving hostile 80 IQ shit skins nuclear weapons was a huge mistake,

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Pajeet I don't think your country knows how war works when half of your media acknowledge conducting such strike while other reject it

Check my post history

toast the bread op

>Pakistan kills 18 Indians.
>India kills 2 Pakistanis.
>India claims victory.
Superpower by 2020 amirite?

LADS TAREK FATEH IS ON

>Pakistan defence minister Khawaja Muhammad
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Pakistan-defence-minister-Khawaja-Muhammad-Asif-threatens-to-unleash-nukes-against-India/articleshow/54574492.cms

I didn't mean to imply that the fucking virus was so advanced it left the virtual world and walked into another system you dolt. I brought up the fact that it got across the airgap, so a closed system isn't impenetrable. Obviously it got in because someone plugged something in. That was the entire point of my post.

Look at a map. Almost all major Paki cities along eastern border. In their eternal wisdom Pakis gave western half of country to Taliban. India doesn't need ICBM to reach paki cities. Can fire with artillery.

THE BIG FLUSH

I really want that whole region to get nuked and since nuclear war between pakis and streetshitters is the most likely mass subhuman removal we might get, I always get hyped when these shitskins start throwing shit at each other.

SHITACULAR DISPLAY

Bonus side effect: nuclear winter will freeze some of the rapefugees in europe.

Okay? Where was I talking about Pakistan? Obviously they're in each other's range, that's what makes it great.

Any OTHER power however, can nuke the shitpile that is India, without retaliation.

huffingtonpost.in/2016/09/27/pakistans-defence-minister-khawaja-asif-threatens-to-nuke-india/

I always forget that you guys literally speak english.

Is there a cool TV show you would recommend

According to /k/, nuclear winter is a meme.

Top Kek

10-4 thanks f am

Welp.

>three links to discredited fearmongering from the 80's by antiwar cucks based in pure fucking fantasy
nuclear winter isn't a thing
a full nuclear exchange between the US and USSR would have killed millions, but a good ~60-75% of the population would live in both nations.

I bet you don't even know what counterforce and countervalue mean you low information "nukes R bad goy" shill.

Someone from the Indian diaspora took the IT job that the Asstrian wanted.

No we're the leftovers of Normandy our original language was a variation on Norman French (so it was a mixture Norse and old French) but only 200 people that can speak it are left. Now everyone speaks Engkish.

It's a nice quiet White Island, our lefty governor refused to allow refugees to come here because he couldn't ensure their safety.

if a war does break out between india and pakistan, china will back pakistan while britan and the amerifats will back india. russia being a bunch of cyka's and bylats will back china while indonesia join in with pakistan
>if these shitskins dont solve their problems we will see ww3

poo in the loo ain't looking to bad

shes fine

live.indiatimes.com/

> since you don't have ICBM you dumbfuck streetshit.

>Agni-V: 2014, road and rail mobile ICBM with a range of 5,500-8,000 km[3][4][5] and is expected to enter service in 2015.[6][7][8][9][10][11][12]

>Agni-VI (Under Development): is an ICBM with a range of 8,000-12,000 km[13]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ICBMs#India

Fuck off abbo

>hufpo
ehhhmmm....

Jesus Guernsey. You are smaller than my university. Size and population!

nuclear war isn't winnable, if it was then everyone wouldn't be dead
here's a video with the same 300kt nukes that both india and pakistan have
the webm is a smaller explosion to show you the scale
youtube.com/watch?v=5EF-s7frsZ0

no, china will sit it out. china has a huge mudslime problem and backing them would fuck them over win or lose, as it would open the flood gates

> under development
> expected to enter service in 2015
> current year 2016, wiki article still not changed

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Cred Forums has broken my brain

All I care about is that Cred Forumslacks from both countries survive. I could care less about anyone else

'India said'.
and now they have rejected it. It was a normal ceasefire. If it was a surgical strike then we will be seeing troops crossing borders or condicting cross border raid like they did in 2013 m.thehindu.com/news/national/pak-troops-cross-loc-kill-two-jawans-in-poonch/article4287274.ece

tell me more, im curious are you christian or pagan, do you like america. and tell me about yourself how is a daily life on your land in your shoes.

did you just fucking reference a wikipedia article? XD KEK

Holy shit rare.

>cross-loc-kill-two-jawans-in-poonch/article4287274.ece
>poonch

It's so fucking twisted. The United States is allied with Pakistan, yet now conducting military drills with India. Pakistan is funding terrorist attacks against America and India, possibly China as well. China is possibly giving weapons to Pakistan and Russia is giving weapons to Pakistan. If the United States stops giving money to Pakistan (while they are funding terrorists) the government could collapse.

What the fuck is going on?

My friend just called, he has been called for service and his vacation has been cut short. He said government is evacuating border towns.

Seems like it's true

Villages in Punjab which are 10km from International Border with Pakistan are being evacuated, additional BSF troops move in
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Surgical-strikes-across-LoC/liveblog/54580305.cms

>our poo will blot out the sun
>then we will fight in India

This region really is the worst place on earth.
NUKE THEM BEFORE THEY CAN FLEE THIS LITERAL SHITHOLE

Nothing is going on, people are just selling weapons you retard.

If India and Pakistan want to nuke each other, the world will let them, because let's face it, they're both 2 worthless shitholes.

you're entire life is a lie, jews and muslims own the world

8 TERRORIST CAMPS WHIPED OUT

jews

Oh, and all five countries have nuclear capabilities.

It's bullshit. Subversion meme spread by the kremlin during the cold war to weaken western morale and promote nuclear disarmament by traitors in the likes of CND.

But 50% less poos and 100% less pakis is a dream

if we nuke india (commonly known as poo-loo), wont burning pieces of shit fly everywhere?

>we
I wasn't aware that you had nuclear missiles capable of reaching India.

So what 20KM radius a long way away. All pakis die.

Worth it.

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I said that 'Pakistan will not sit silent if you cross the border'. Try to understand it. I was also hyped as fuck but then your army denied everything

Yes, and the germans would welcome it with open mouths ...

Muslims are literally being walled off from the rest of the world and we are going to let you experience a mass die off

>we
>nukes
ewww australia keep your vegemite away from us

Christian, yeah America is great. I'm just a regular sperg, the Island has a big problem with young people moving abroad to find meaningful work and old people moving here to retire so there's a big imbalance in the age groups which means tfw no gf for me.

It's a nice Island aesthetically, the countryside is all granite farmhouses and all along the coast there's abandoned German bunkers, most are sealed off but the few that are open are vandalised and treated like places for teens to get drunk in. There's nothing to do besides get drunk or high for young people, it's the same with all small British Islands.

Enjoy your stay at prisoner island

I was just referring to
>POOnch

>February 05, 2015

>When it comes to long-range missiles, India is setting its sights far beyond its recently tested Agni V intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM).

>On Sunday, S.K. Salwan, the chairman of the Armament Research Board at India’s Defense Research and Development Organization (DRDO), confirmed a subject of long-term speculation — that India is capable of developing an ICBM capable of striking targets beyond the 10,000 km range.

>The Agni V, India’s has a range of 5,000 km which allows it cover the entirety of Asia, parts of North Africa, Eastern Europe, and Russia.

>It is currently India’s longest range ICBM that has been successfully tested and is capable of delivering a 1,000 kg payload.

>“India has successfully test fired nuclear capable Agni V missile recently which has a range of 5,000 kms. But we are capable of developing ICBM that can hit targets beyond the range of 10,000 kilometers,” Salwan told a conference in Vadodara, Gujarat.

thediplomat.com/2015/02/the-agni-v-and-indias-icbm-strategy/

Again, go ahead and try to attack us or shut up sissy.

Well American whites may be looking for a nice place for our white flight in 6 weeks. How big is the island?

Coming from Austria that's rich.

This.

Even your ID is covered in shit, get away from me poojeet.

You do know my life is literally 500 times better than yours?

Was gonna say that about his ID

Well it's doubly rich when a country at the center of convoluted alliances that led to WW1, and by extension the state of the world as it is today, says nothing is going on when nuclear armed countries all have convoluted alliances.

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XDXDXD

can i come to your island some day and you can be my tour guide

Who's idea was it to let these shit hole countries
have nukes?

Pakistan -NUKES
India -NUKES

No Iran you can't have em

it's tsar bombe time

Tiny. It's very difficult to emigrate if you aren't rich or related to natives.

There's other neighbouring islands that are similar, Jersey, Herm, Alderney and Breqhou. There's also Sark which is like the shire on an island, cars are illegal so everyone rides horses or carriages and lives in comfy granite homes

Please do

Pretty standard fare for Indian craftsmanship.

>thermonuclear war breaks out
>60% of the population die in the initial strike
>40% of the remaining population die from starvation and lack of infrastructure.
>Some how only asukafags seem to make it through the crucible of nuclear hellfire
>the church of asuka is now an international symbol of peace and understand that she is and always will be, best girl.
the future is bright.

POOHAWK DOWN
SAYING PRIVATE POO
A BRIDGE TOO POO
POO DAWN
BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER POO


McKittrick: See that sign up here - up here. "Defcon." That indicates our current defense condition. It should read "Defcon 5," which means peace. It's still on 4 because of that little stunt you pulled. Actually, if we hadn't caught it in time, it might have gone to Defcon 1. You know what that means, David?

David Lightman: No. What does that mean?

McKittrick: POO

Joshua: Fine.

I'm gonna make a killing selling mirrors.

Looks comfy im google maps desu. You not part of EU is presume. But do we need a visa to enter?

Iran is a threat to Israel

India and Pakistan are threats to each other and China

Makes reasonable sense to me

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>hurr nuke each other
You dumb asses Nukes aren't magic genocide machines.

If that happens we will have almost a billion refugees looking to flee to anywhere but their irradiated shitholes.

You should 100% not want this if you're in the UK, you guys are gonna get swamped in pakis and indians.

It is a beautiful land rich in resource that's why China is encroaching on it too, these babies will fight over it (please India do something worthwhile for once and finish pakistan) but China will be the winner here (and the world once blackistan has been eradicated)

>Proven to be a fake shill and getting BTFO
>Try to divert topic from ICBM to ID

quickgs.com/list-of-indian-missiles-with-range/

>You do know my life is literally 500 times better than yours?

>Austria's GDP is $437 billion which ranks 27th in the world.

>India's GDP is $2.07 trillion which ranks 8th in the world.

Between Austria and India in 2015:India has the higher GDP growth

Unemployment:
Austria: 5%
India: 3.6%

Adult Obesity Rate:
Austria: 20.9%
India: 1.9%

Military Expenditure % of GDP:
Austria: 0.68%
India: 2.42%

Come back when you are in top 10.

Are you attacking now or never sissy?

Good luck swimming here, nigger.

Stop pointing out how pathetic pooistan really is. They are more proud today than ever. Proud enough to embrace war. Let them have it.

O they could be

Local fallout could wipe most of the pakkis out in 6 months if they do 20 or 30. They are musly irriterate, no iodine or worthwile civil defense or sanitation etc

Don;t give up hope.

The big poor population centers could get fried to.

Its all good.

>nothing changes in India
>except that Ganges gets clearer

It's KEK, not kuk you fucking cocksucker.
Not surprising that a pleb who doesn't even know any of the asian deities wouldn't know what the name of ancient egyptian deities actually are.

Is saltpetre what you can collect from pub urinals?

>It's KEK, not kuk you fucking cocksucker.
It's hehu or keku or kuk. I go with kuk because it goes with canucks.

>pic related will never destroy isreal

You, I like you.

Good. Sod off,Pajeet. Take your compatriots with you.

feels bad man...

You don't need a visa I'm pretty sure. We're not in the EU but still have a special relationship, I've visited mainland Europe a lot without a visa.

what the actual fuck is that dance

Well in the case of Pakistan it was China's.

The reason? Well they hate India, like just about every other nation on the planet.

I don't know why India was allowed to have them, probably to defend themselves from Pakistan.. and here we are.

Meanwhile deep under Islamabad and Delhi

'Are the doors sealed'
'Yes'
'Are the Nukes armed'
'Yes'
'Do we have stores of food'
'Yes'
'Do we have water'
'Yes'
'And where is the designated shitting street'
(silence)
'Where is it?'
(silence)
Assorted oligarchs look at each other and start fighting over stack of plastic buckets.

> come back when you're in top 10

That's called mixed Bhangda. It's a Sikh dance

'Sir he's in the silo armed and ready for launch'

Noise. Any german tourists you've seen before? The place seems rustic. Reminds me of period movies.

Unemployment:
Austria: 5%
India: 3.6%

Adult Obesity Rate:
Austria: 20.9%
India: 1.9%

Military Expenditure % of GDP:
Austria: 0.68%
India: 2.42%

>implying any of those statistics make a country holistically better

unemployment = no shit, unemployment in third world countries is not a problem because you've got so much manual labour that we in the west have robots for

obesity = yes, well it's better than starving and dying from lack of nutrition

military expenditure = Austria doesn't need to spend much on their military because they're not in shitting contests with their neighbours.

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2 can play this game.

I'm still waiting for your sissy ass to attack our country

you seem like a tiny island, i wont be murdered by island nogs or vicious psychos will i.

> sir they're not kidding around, they're really gonna launch

lmao, did you really just post a picture of your gypsy blood-brothers?

I'm SHOCKED

You've been funny but damn who rustled your jimmies Hitler?

>gypsies
Ironic, considering that gypsies come from India. I'd rather have my country nuked than take more of those.

We have already launched attack sissy last night and killed Pakis.

POOBLEAR WARBACKS

Hitler liked India.

>Picture from who knows how long ago vs
>
>Picture from a fucking hour ago

Just stop, pahjeet.

Do you think anyone gives 2 shits about you and your subhuman paki brothers killing each other?

The "xd ironicc" part is that he's posting roma gypsies, ie INDIANS

Yeah? Well britain hates pakis.

Fuck off you dirty jungle rats I hope you all die from poobomb

y u mad tho?

I'm on your side, Austria. This is pathetic. Austria is gorgeous. But savor it because we all know they're gonna be a /SUPERPOWER/ in 2020

Don't toss the boomerang nuke. It'll just come back and you.

You surely do that's why you seem triggered by your muslim pakis bros getting killed.

I'm hoping the draft gets called so I can enlist and kill more of you muslim scum.

No he didn't, he liked ancient Aryans, who were white. Most of them moved to Persia when one of them (Cyrus the Great) became ruler of Persia. They moved to Europe when Alexander took over.

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It looks like how WW1, 2 countries backed by 2 different alliances started a war, then everyone got into it

>Adult Obesity Rate:
>Austria: 20.9%
>India: 1.9%

That makes me sad, user. Eat something. Please.

Yeah I work on a tourist site we get German and French school kids visiting in the summer

There's no real crime here, the neighbouring island had a famous rapist but that's it.

I really really really like this image.

Underrated post.

Do it. Kill them all.

Kill them all.

Are you a chicken?

On a side note why have you made your copy of one of the deadliest weapons in existence look like a giant crayon?

To be truly poo it needs some imitation gold beads and plastic elephants stuck to it.

>German and French schoolkids
So arabs?

It's pretty old.

agree

kek

>May 29, 1942: Hitler meets Subhas Chandra Bose
>Hitler meets Subhas Chandra Bose, leader of the Indian National Army which fought for Indian independence from colonial rule. Germany forms the Indische legion, made up of Indian volunteers and British-Indian POW's.


It's a silly point to argue but what the hell. Hitler supported India because it weakened the British Empire

Well, from the stream everybody welcomes this operation and actually wants Pakistan to escalate so they can kick their ass.

so?

No european, burger or kremlinoid will die for poos or pakkis

maybe the chinese.

Let them eat poo

Good

Oh you bet I will. I'm currently speaking to a lot of my friends on phone and they are all ready to enlist in draft if there's war.

Its happening...

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Nothing to worry about

That's true, I'm getting back to back calls and speaking to a lot of people. Everyone wants war and ready to enlist. We want to finish the Pakistan menace once and for all.

I know the world specially US & Saudi Arabia will not let us completely wipe off Pakistan but we will make sure it goes back to stone age.

I'd let you completely wipe off Pakistan :(

poo in their loo

And the Africans will replace poos as the most populated place

That even worse

Good all I want is peace and happiness across the world. Not disappointed at all there is nothing to worry about.

Yeah but your Pakistani supporting government does not.

 


Pakistan on Tuesday warned it would not hesitate to use its nuclear arsenal in case of war with longtime rival India.

Defense Minister Khawaja Asif told local Express TV channel: “Pakistan has not developed these [nuclear] weapons to showcase. They are meant for our defense.

“I want to make it clear that Pakistan will go out and spare no option if Indian forces enter our territorial borders.”

His remarks came amid heightened tensions between the two nuclear neighbors after a brazen militant attack on an Indian army headquarters in the disputed Kashmir region for which New Delhi blames Islamabad.


english.almanar.com.lb/44559.

DO IT ALREADY.
PIC

(A Poo Protest in Jharkhand India Against Centre's Land Bill)

>Pakistani supporting government
I can't believe this is even a thing. Fuck all of them. Why th e hell would we ally with those bastards in any way?

your john Kerry is amazing and condemns Pakistan but your administration gives it a blind eye

Superpooer by 2030

Someone sang
'I ain't no fortunate poo'

' Poos in Arms'

'Let the Poos hit the floor'

I wonder if pol can meme a nuclear exchange into being.

Someone call islamabaf and tell them the poos are shitpostng about the pakkis and muhammed on the net and then call delhi and tell and tell them the pakkis killed some cows in revenge.


Its on.

Geopolitics as usual. Are you new here?

KIll them all warrior poo

Launch. Do it.

>No he didn't, he liked ancient Aryans, who were white.
He was also supported by Gandhi, and he preached ethnic nationalism throughout the planet. But just ignore that part because Hollywood made you believe the nazis hated everybody.

I've always wondered what 2000000000000 tons of human feces incinerated instantly smelled like on a global scale for half a century.