A day in the life of a Jew

>be me, an Israeli-American Jew
>wake up after a long night of dreaming about shekels and subverting the goyim
>wake up slowly to the sound of the Mediterranean
>beautiful ocean view.jpg
>start my day with a cup of foreskin solution, adding three teaspoons of smegma
>time to subvert some goyim
>call up my producer friend about the ghetto rap album we are marketing toward preteen white girls
>walk down the street, rubbing my hands and whispering to myself:
>"Oy vavoy, the goyim know."
>shut it all down
>buy a falafel
>use my American citizenship to influence politics abroad

It sure feels good being a Jew. Who else /living the chosen life/ here?

with all the shills here, Cred Forums is the magnum opus of jewish humor.

>tfw everything described in the OP is true

I know you are meme'ing but in reality most Israeli citizens are just every day people going about their lives. It's the higher ups that are promoting globalist agendas.

Yes, we are regular people just like you who don't actively engage in social and economic engineering around the world. God goy.

Somewhere on Cred Forums right now is a stormfag who is screenshotting all your posts and collecting them for a massive compilation of how kikes are controlling this board

>he went a day without claiming reparations for the holocaust

fake/10

>mfw living right next to synagogue and surrounded by hollywood jew producers/actors.
>invited to min 2-3 bar mitzvahs per year
>being a best goyim

Truly our greatest ally

>tfw this is how i think all jews are
>tfw i just want to kill all of non white people and jews are in the first place on that list

>Mediterranean
>ocean

>not remembering the holocaust

You almost had me there Palestinian scum.

Why do you kikes like to share our secrets on the internet? The fuck is wrong with you shlomo?

>be me
>wake up at 12:00
>never brush teeth
>waiting for a dota match

>be me
>wake up after a long night of dreaming about getting tortured by the mexican cartel (thanks, Cred Forums)
>come here
>find 6 active skypefagging threads, half desperately trying to befriend the goyim, half taunting them exposing our national secrets
Don't tell me this is how my tax shekels are spent...

das rite

the real jews are in mourning

You're a funny Jew. You should jew subversive comedy

Anyone Jew-Aryan master race here? Half Ashkenazi, half Danish reporting in.

Mad n0tail left you fly?

>stop kebab invasion, and we can be friends...

i didnt know that. i cant belive OC lost that early in the international

they are playing together in 2 hours vs iG dumbass

Figgg.
Dont lose fly. U stupid jew im betting agaisnt you.

Ya yahood.. what do they say in hebrew in that Oy Vey song on skypetube?

Do you have a link?

>Live in Jew York
>Go to our Jew club and and blow a huge horn to celebrate the month leading down to our huge ritual sacrifices
>Get in on some Jew circle dancing
>Go to the butcher and watch them slaughter animals so I can masturbate my circumcised dick with the blood
>Go have a nosh while I'm there
>Go down to Wall Street where I work as a financial analyst discovering how to best acquire shekels
>Go home to see the kids I send to my exclusive Jews only school where they learn shekelmancy
>Fuck my wife twice through a sheet folded 611 times
>Go back to shul
>Get in on some Jew circle dancing
>Go back home to sleep in my kippah to wake up and do it all again

Baruch Hashem.

Shalom fellow Israelite

Just finished putting my yameka on and I'm off to buy some matzo to make some matzo ball soup. Oh yeah and fuck Palestine