>be me, an Israeli-American Jew >wake up after a long night of dreaming about shekels and subverting the goyim >wake up slowly to the sound of the Mediterranean >beautiful ocean view.jpg >start my day with a cup of foreskin solution, adding three teaspoons of smegma >time to subvert some goyim >call up my producer friend about the ghetto rap album we are marketing toward preteen white girls >walk down the street, rubbing my hands and whispering to myself: >"Oy vavoy, the goyim know." >shut it all down >buy a falafel >use my American citizenship to influence politics abroad
It sure feels good being a Jew. Who else /living the chosen life/ here?
Ryan Wilson
with all the shills here, Cred Forums is the magnum opus of jewish humor.
Jason Bailey
>tfw everything described in the OP is true
Julian Taylor
I know you are meme'ing but in reality most Israeli citizens are just every day people going about their lives. It's the higher ups that are promoting globalist agendas.
Liam White
Yes, we are regular people just like you who don't actively engage in social and economic engineering around the world. God goy.
William Young
Somewhere on Cred Forums right now is a stormfag who is screenshotting all your posts and collecting them for a massive compilation of how kikes are controlling this board
Tyler Hernandez
>he went a day without claiming reparations for the holocaust
fake/10
Daniel Collins
>mfw living right next to synagogue and surrounded by hollywood jew producers/actors. >invited to min 2-3 bar mitzvahs per year >being a best goyim
Truly our greatest ally
William Lewis
>tfw this is how i think all jews are >tfw i just want to kill all of non white people and jews are in the first place on that list
Julian Jenkins
>Mediterranean >ocean
Jason Cooper
>not remembering the holocaust
You almost had me there Palestinian scum.
Matthew Martin
Why do you kikes like to share our secrets on the internet? The fuck is wrong with you shlomo?
Henry Jenkins
>be me >wake up at 12:00 >never brush teeth >waiting for a dota match
Julian Parker
>be me >wake up after a long night of dreaming about getting tortured by the mexican cartel (thanks, Cred Forums) >come here >find 6 active skypefagging threads, half desperately trying to befriend the goyim, half taunting them exposing our national secrets Don't tell me this is how my tax shekels are spent...
Benjamin Morgan
das rite
the real jews are in mourning
Thomas Peterson
You're a funny Jew. You should jew subversive comedy
i didnt know that. i cant belive OC lost that early in the international
Ryan Brown
they are playing together in 2 hours vs iG dumbass
Thomas Sanders
Figgg. Dont lose fly. U stupid jew im betting agaisnt you.
Ryan Jones
Ya yahood.. what do they say in hebrew in that Oy Vey song on skypetube?
Connor Turner
Do you have a link?
Lincoln Roberts
>Live in Jew York >Go to our Jew club and and blow a huge horn to celebrate the month leading down to our huge ritual sacrifices >Get in on some Jew circle dancing >Go to the butcher and watch them slaughter animals so I can masturbate my circumcised dick with the blood >Go have a nosh while I'm there >Go down to Wall Street where I work as a financial analyst discovering how to best acquire shekels >Go home to see the kids I send to my exclusive Jews only school where they learn shekelmancy >Fuck my wife twice through a sheet folded 611 times >Go back to shul >Get in on some Jew circle dancing >Go back home to sleep in my kippah to wake up and do it all again
Baruch Hashem.
Jace Ramirez
Shalom fellow Israelite
Just finished putting my yameka on and I'm off to buy some matzo to make some matzo ball soup. Oh yeah and fuck Palestine