So, Cred Forums... Literal marxist commies are having a booth at my university...

So, Cred Forums... Literal marxist commies are having a booth at my university. I'm going to try to BTFO them after lunch. Tell me what you would like me to tell them. Any anti-commie memes/ammo welcome. Will post details later. This place is a liberal shithole though so I'd prefer keeping my powerlevel hidden, so nothing about da j00z and all that stuff.

You shouldn't, they aren't worth the effort

Bump?

There is literally nothing wrong with communism.

Helicopter rides.

You could start by pointing out that siphoning resources from lesser soviet states to russia is very nationalistic socialism.

There is literally nothing wrong with socialism.

I don't know how to debate Marxists

Their definition of Marxism changes from minute to minute when debating them

Put up a flyer advertising free helicopter rides

Of course not comrade, some are just more equal am I right?

Jk theres a reason people defected to the West and not the other way round

Reminds me that there's a Marxist club at my uni too. I wish Bern wasn't such a leftist shithole.

They are not about reasoning, marxism is about emotions.
They are same as any other statist, just want to have access to budget (and even more, cause every property will be controled by them).
They are telling about "evil capitalist" but almost everything is being controled by government (which uses its power to steal from people and make rich even more richier).

Except for the fact it doesn't work and makes no sense.

>capitalist colony that became a US satellite state lecturing me about socialism

Record it
fuck off retard

>poverty ridden socialist shithole lecturing me about socialism

Join us you faggot.
We are a great stufent organization. Anyway Ill be monitoring this thread just in case.

>capitalist colony
Top kek, if the government is capitalism, than socialism is capitalism.

As per economics:
Capitalism is the one system that has substantially increased standard of living around the world. Thanks to capitalist expansion and investment, more people across the world than ever before.
This is because capitalism forces one to compete in the open market, both in price and in quality of the good. Thusly when they invest in other countries to specialise, they build roads, hospitals, communications, sanitation and other vital infrastructure.

In communism, the state controls and dictates land use, allocation of resources and investment. Every econ101 major knows that the private industry is always more efficient than government because of a profit motive: an incentive to deliver below cost, ahead of time, and with maximum innovation.

By paying everyone more equal wages, or having an equalised tax rate, you thusly decrease the incentive for people to aim for higher skilled jobs and professions. Also, factories and farms must produce only to meet state quota, not for profit: therefore they are unwieldy, inefficient and in the case of the USSR, unable to properly feed or maintain large amounts of the civilian population. Therefore the very ideal that claims to be for the people is the worst for the people.

*more people across the world have access to clean water than ever before

"How do you measure the value of labor?"

"Feminism repeats itself, first as feminism, then as feminism"

"The social justice warrior of the world has nothing to lose but his wife's black thug sons"

"If anything is certain, it is that I myself am no Marxist - Karl Marx"

"There is a specter haunting Google Servers, the specter of Tumblr feminists"

"The only antidote to mental suffering is feminist cat videos on Youtube"

"Social Justice is the opium of the asses"

"Nothing can have value without being an object of black home invasion utility"

"From each according to his abilities, to each according to my social justice class professor's needs"

"History does nothing; it does not possess immense riches, it does not fight battles. It is men, real, white straight men, living, who do all this."

I know its just a meme but i wanna find that guy and punch him

Go full Breivik on them

Nice bait faggot. Post a pic of where you are or GTFO

Point out the hypocrisy of them denouncing capitalism while backing in its benefits. Ask them if they're gonna sell their property and redistribute it to the poor.
If they're not willing to surrender their capital, why should anyone else?

This. Ask them if theyre happy to give all they own to the state and work an assigned job based upon quota, not your own passions.

>doesn't know about jason unHUE

If you would punch him, it would make my year.

Nigga plz

ask them for succesfully communist countries where the ciizens weren't murdered by the government

> i want to talk to people in real life

> i'm going to show theme memes

wew lad

it's a good thing the internet exists as a special holding container for dumbshit autists like you.

shoot them in the head

Just tell them it has always failed when it has been tried in the past. They will say it was not true communism and will get triggered as fuck

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