HAPPENING: "MASS CASUALTY EVENT IN HOBOKEN, NJ

NJ/pol/ assemble

I'm sorry, but did Hillary Clinton already lose? Oh, that's right. The debates aren't even over yet. In fact, only a number of Trump lock states have reported. Does not having the lead at this point count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the debates are still on? Hillary Clinton is still winning states right now and has lead in the national polls for how many weeks now? She's up against the worst racist President in the history of America, who just happens to be losing because he's not self aware about things that he said in the first debate. But you know what? She's still the best. Donald Trump is one of the worst fucking politicians in the US, he lies all the time. and crushed Cruz only because Cruz is even more racist than Drumpf. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Hillary Clinton wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Trump just lost a future debate to Hillary. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You all are a fucking idiots and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Hillary topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like Hillary because she's successful. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll this candidate on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

It was related to Terrorism.

Not like they will tell the public.

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

beat me to it.

I fucking told you guys this in multiple Knowledge Bombs.

BAN THE ASSAULT COMMUTER RAIL NOW

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>Shitty, slow trains that go a fraction of the speed of a modern Japanese train
>Still manages to derail

#Notalltankengines

Fucking republicans. Can't believe they don't force the rich to pay for trains that don't crash into the platform. The only solution to this is more taxes. Nothing else.

Those fucking Russians!

if the commuters had guns this wouldn't happen

twitter.com/therealSnapback/status/781483447206473728

officially happening

Scary stuff. That's a very busy stop. I've been there many times and know lots of people who are there often. I hope only people I don't know died.

fucking bootin is at it again!

How are the bets for religion of peace?

Is NJ again.

Stupid Democrats. Don't they know the Free Market of inertia should decide which trains crash and kill hundreds of people? Why are they so afraid of competition? Is it because they know that the private sector is better at crashing trains?

nydailynews.com/new-york/train-crashes-new-jersey-transit-hoboken-station-article-1.2811435

"The silver bullet"
>mfw the coors light poster

THE TRUMP TRAIN HAS BEGUN TO PURGE DEMOCRAT VOTERS

Oh fuggg ow meni gasualdees?
:DDD

The station is also old as fuck.

t. Bayonne

instagram.com/p/BK8MKDag5BQ/

>train smashes into platform
how does this even happen?

SUSPECT SPOTTED FLEEING THE SCENE
HOLY FUUUUUUUUC

Just in time.

wtf i hate long walls of text now!

Probably something to do with the switch points.

Crashing this train... With no survivors!

The happening train has no brakes.

Is this what happens when Americans try to get to Platform 9 and Three Quarters?

No choice but to bomb Iran

"Major structural damage". If that's the case, this region is beyond fucked. The whole train and bus system in the metro area already operates at 110% capacity. God damn it.

N O B R A K E S
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>instagram.com/p/BK8MKDag5BQ/

REEEE JAPANESE QUALITY TRAINS NOW

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

ban assault trams

no city needs train car capacity exceeding 10 people per car

If they really wanted to fuck with infrastructure they'd attack the electric grid (or oil pipelines) and shut down entire sections of the country.

Remember the pipeline leak in Alabama two weeks ago? It totally shut down Georgia and the Carolinas.

Shit happens. Stop making happening threads. A strip club in my home town burned to the ground. There were tiddies, tassels, cheap plastic shoes, and glitter everywhere. You don't see me blaming that shit on Allu Snackbar terrorism.

NEWZ FLASH! Trains go off the railz all the time in the US.

>WW3 now
Russians hacked the train

Looks like the trump train derailed.

>NEWZ FLASH! Trains go off the railz all the time in the US.

Yeah they do.

I've got a buddy who has been making 6 figures every year since he was 19 by cleaning up train wrecks.

NTSB release photo of train driver, unaccounted for. Have you seen him?

Russian hackers at it again

Math major, $300,000 starting.

Clicked #train on Instagram this is what I get.

How do I achieve this /fit/?

youtube.com/watch?v=lzmWzXLPa6I

Thank fucking god I switch tracks in Secaucus!

t.Penn Station master race

>Trump train
>new Jersey
Kill yourself

holy shit the autism

Everything in Jersey is old as fuck.

I saw that there is a lot of injuries

Any casualties confirmed yet?

People would stop going to work, stop wasting away on facebook and playing vidya, actually wake up from the daze, protests, road blocks, mayhem, insurrection.

an eyewitness pretty much guaranteed that the conductor was crushed

This is a wise president. You should be proud of him.

#notallmuslims

youtube.com/watch?v=FFu1gyJcIDE

Aftermath.

mobile.twitter.com/monduras/status/781483651255111680/vid/1

Not kidding, I helped him set up his budget and pay for stuff while he's out of town.

Of course, he works 90+ hour weeks when they're on a job and is away from home for months on end.

He maxes out his 401k every year, and will be able to retire early, which is good, because it' backbreaking work.

Holy sheiiiiiiiittt I'm right by there.

I'm going to help out. I'll take some pics desu :^)

Pretty sure that's from Universal Studios you gullible faggots

>doesn't read the post
>copy + pastes some lel clever pasta

jesus christ man get a life

>therealsnapback
jersey in a nutshell

#notallmexicans

1 fatality confirmed

Injured people are casualties, faggot

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER the Trump train has no breaks!

I wish there was a way to hide posts in Clover

Also fuck, the station was so /comfy/ before. Really such a nice bit of architecture. Will the Jews swoop in and make a more (((modern))) renovation?

>breaks

wtf i hate casualties now

1 way: lots of work

source?

In this shitty weather...

BAN ASSAULT TRAINS NAO!

nice facsimile fusilli m8

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>TRAINS

inb4 the train driver was black and got shot

CNN reporting more than 100 injured

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TRUMP was on the train

>but did Hillary Clinton already lose?

she lost the second she announced she was running

100 casualties apparently. At least 30 trapped.

twitter.com/Reuters/status/781491493915721729

not really, you posted vague statements and speculations on things that were obvious, established tactics of terrorists

stop trying to RP like somebody important

this faggot will turn up in every quasi-happening thread pretending to have predicted it... SCREENSHOT THIS

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THE CONDUCTOR HAS A PROBLEM

underrated.

Still a possibility it's terror but our infrastructure sucks so it's likely to be accidental.

Also over 20mph is needless, and the crew must be tripled for safety + 1 medic/train.

Did Trump stagger off it?

where do I apply for that gig? my gramps worked the trains, it's a good hustle, you can rape women and start families everywhere there is a station

kek>cucks

STOP OPPRESSING TRAINSGENDERS

TREND THIS YOU FAGGOTS

Reminder that the conductor was killed and an ISIS cell took over the train

They will say that the conductor was just doing some """""""workplace violence""""""

He works for a company called Hulcher.

You won't be making 6 figures your first year, but after you get different operator certs, you'll start getting premiums added to your base hourly pay. His base pay is something like $30 an hour

>1 hour in: Authorities claim the incident wasn't terror related
>2 hours in: Authorities claim there incident might be terror related
>4 hours in: Authorities suspect of violent white supremacists TERRORISTS behind the confirmed terror attack
>8 hours in: The suspect of this isolated accident is a muslim, witnesses claim him to be yelling "ALLAH ACKBAR" several times and asking people about their religions, motives remain unclear

based faggot delivers

Cause of this mess: poor training.

>casualties

Literally just scrapes and cuts.

People are current trapped

hope this isn't a terrorist attack

I was speaking with my friend yesterday about how atrocious the american public transportation system is and look at this, a crash

If conductor named Mohammed Ahmed Ahkbar...

Unless any liberals died, this is nothing.

Trump was calling out "Third world infrastructure" at his Melbourne rally wanting American hands using American steel,wood and brick to rebuild the nation from roads and airports to train stations,skyscrapers and ports.

This happens.
>JUST

shut up

He cant keep getting away with it holy fuck!

Isn't this joke played out yet?

AMERICANS WON'T USE THIS TO START LE RAEC WAR

am I wrong though?

Conductor was a diversity hire.

>I heard you were thinking of voting Trump

speaking of thinking

>twitter.com/therealSnapback

my pure degenerate faggotry sensors are off the normal range of reference Captain!!
>Capcha: Trains!

PLEASE BE MUSLIM

>how does this even happen?

That station came out of nowhere, apparently. Jumped right in front of the train.

how man casualties Cred Forums? my guess is 50

fox saying 1 death so far

Less than 20

Page doesn't exist (anymore?)
What was it?

Probably a few.

Guessing close but under 10.

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>at least 1 dead
that'll be the muslim train conductor. The cars give people room to bounce around off of ceilings and walls, that drivers compartment is tiny, he'd have been crushed.

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

Jesus Christ, Kek's power is truly terrible and grand

#notalltrainstations

#stationofpeace

kek of you are here show us a sign

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CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A cisgender white male was so conservative that the train went haywire, and you know it.

OH SHID :DDDD

faggot

another false flag event

where's the blood? where's the bodies?
this is the digital age and not yet one pic of a bloody body has been posted on twitter yet or instagram or anywhere

pls be my ai gf

>Conductor was a diversity hire.

THIS

Y'all know that in that shitskin-filled region that a public-sector job was filled with a non-White. Diversity means less White people and more incompetence.

Witnessed

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you memed it wrong Cred Forums
next time pay close attention to wording when performing old pagan rituals

False flag for what?!

Not everything is a conspiracy, amerilard. Prove your fucking reasoning. Come on now!

those integers really make me bust my buffers

3 fatalities confirmed

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SOMEOBE SCREEN CAP THIS

WITH NO SURVIVORS

what did he mean by this?

Im being serious what mass transit plans is he talking about?

>tfw from mcmansion land

BREAKING NEWS:

SUSPECT STILL AT LARGE!

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All aboard!

>ywn handcuff prime bullock and use her as your sex slave in a high strung adrenaline fueled fuck fest

this isnt happening
make it stop

HAS RELIGION OF PEACE FINALLY GONE OFF THE RAILS?!

fugg

This isn't terror related, mate.

Boring.

Terrorists have never derailed a train like that.

Lawyers are among the first responders.

Train was hijacked by terrorists.

There was no attempt to stop. really makes u ponder

youtube.com/watch?v=GYOYewO_Veg

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he dindu nuffin'

It will be blamed on """""workplace violence"""""", the Conductor was just lashing out

Reminder that a """""""Gas Leak"""""" killed FDNY Chief a few days ago

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Guy on Fox News said:

>No brakes heard, horrible exploding noise when train hit bumper.

anon5 plz drop a new bomb

Would you prefer another 3 dozen post debate threads an hour like we've been getting.

At least this is a change up

>hipsters in Hoboken

M8 how old is that pic? The towns been plenty gentrified and is now mostly upper middle class white people.

Top quality kek

Apparently not.

He's the driver!

Jew jewrsey rail infrastructure is awful thank G-d I don't live there anymore. That said the Manhattan bomber just 10 days ago also put his pipe bombs on the train tracks in Elizabeth NJ so I can't rule out a terror cell

>no high body count

Well, my day's ruined!

Hipsters are upper middle class white people although I think Hoboken has always been yuppie

hipsters are not the same as yuppies at all. Hoboken used to be pretty rough a couple decades back but got cleaned up a ton. Idk I always associate hipsters with pretentious artsy faggots who dress weird but speaking in Cred Forums terms Hoboken is mostly Chads

>some random fuck with out a source make vague references to vague areas and it's absolutley terrorism but the illuminaughties will tell you it's just an accident
>I will then come back to every thread ever and swear down I predicted this exact scenario and you should listen to me
here we go again, just pop some clorazine and citalopram bro stop with this CTR level distractions/sliding technique we have important work to do

Hoboken is yuppies not hipsters.

t. Person living in this shithole

>implying modern day yuppies aren't hipsters

This could have been prevented with the proper training.

Hi neighbor :^)

Did you even read the article, 3 dead 100+ injured

TRAIN GO CHOO CHOO
SHILLARY GO POO POO
PRAISE KEK!

Hi, m8.

It's all the same to be tbqhwy. Fuck this place

Are you a yuppie?

That video is literally the worst one I have ever seen.

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see
and

This is STUXNET. Look up what this shit can do.

you're not american so you haven't personally seen how bad public infrastructure is here. you might even think light rail is a good idea, which would be because you have a government that actually makes the best of any european, socialist tendencies it has.

that is not how it works here. public works are just boondoggles. corporations who would otherwise have to stay on the straight and narrow do not have to do any such thing, because its their government, not the people's government.

Is it terrorism?

My mate lives near there and said he heard a boom, but could just have been the train hitting the bumper.

I get the joke

this guy didnt

I'd say no but there are people that would say yes. Everyone who lives in Hoboken thinks all the people except for them personally are yuppies.

Kind of surprised noone hasn't pointed out that the train had no brakes.

my wife cried when i got home yesterday, trying to tell me about it. she couldn't.

Now I've been happy lately
Thinking about the good things to come
And I believe it could be
Something good has begun
I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Something good's bound to come

For out on the edge of darkness
There runs the peace train
Peace train take this country
Come take me home again

Peace train sounding louder
Ride on the peace train
Hoo-ah-eeh-ah-hoo-ah
Come on the peace train
Peace train's a holy roller
Everyone jump upon the peace train
Hoo-ah-eeh-ah-hoo-ah
This is the peace train

Get your bags together
Come bring your good friends too
Because it's getting nearer
Soon it will be with you
Come and join the living
It's not so far from you
And it's getting nearer
Soon it will all be true

Peace train sounding louder
Ride on the peace train
Hoo-ah-eeh-ah-hoo-ah
Come on the peace train

I've been crying lately
Thinking about the world as it is
Why must we go on hating?
Why can't we live in bliss?

For out on the edge of darkness
There rides the peace train
Peace train take this country
Come take me home again

Peace train sounding louder
Ride on the peace train
Hoo-ah-eeh-ah-hoo-ah
Come on the peace train

Come on, come on, come on the peace train

>Written by Cat Stevens, Yusuf Islam

Are there ever lists of the people injured/killed after these things?

Gotcha. So what's wrong bud? How are you having a bad time as a yuppie in Hoboken?

3 dead so far

Most likely. How far away would a train begin to brake, for that station, if going ~60mph? 1 mile?

If so, was there ANY warning given to the station if the brakes failed/were failing?

NO WARNING==INTENTIONAL (imo)

Was the train conductor named Achmed, Abdul, Mustafa, or Omar by chance?

If the MSM doesn't release his name, then you have your answer.

Do they release the names, though? Or is it too early for that?

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GUYS GUYS MEXICANS BUILT THE TRAIN IT'S FUCKING OVER TRUMP WON HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this kid

RELIGION OF PEACE
>RELIGION OF PEACE
RELIGION OF PEACE
>RELIGION OF PEACE
RELIGION OF PEACE
>RELIGION OF PEACE

>tfw Americans cannot into trains

They do it after the families are notified

>be slime
>be angry
>be train driver
>profit

Okay. Just gotta wait then.

Just when you thought New Jersey couldn't get any shittier they find a way.

The death toll is rising

NBC 4 reporting that first responders are no longer in the structure due to possible collapse

Happy white families reporting in

Did Dobbie lock the platform again?

Place your bets: I say texting was the cause.

how many dead?

reporting in youtube.com/watch?v=KOVSvnaxe4k

3-4, more likely on the way. I dont' think the area is structurally safe for EMS to recover the injured atm

BREAKING: Reports say that engineer Mustafa Sharif Mohammad Rahman ibn Mohammad fell asleep at the helm leading up to deadly Hoboken derailment

Russian SPONSORED hackers. That's the meme now.

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Why aren't there sensors in front of the trains that detect the sudden decrease in distance and at least give a warning for everyone to brace themselves for a sudden break or collision?

Confirmed for RoP yet?

Why is she laying down

Terrorists have conspired to derail trains before.

Muslims were arrested for that in Leafland not too long ago.

Because that's a couple million dollars that would be spent on reparations for slavery, famm

They're mandated by law, but it keeps getting delayed.

She is worn out coming down from the adrenaline rush from nearly being killed by a train :^)

Remember the FBI from 2013?

abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=90646

god damn it I just came here to post this joke

A cartoon frog is literally tearing up the infrastructure of the united states

Well at least it's just stupid people, they're all herded into NJ from NY

This is the real tragedy here desu fampai

>full speed while pulling into stop

The conductor was probably on his phone. Too bad we know that news or we could guess terrorism.

what was this?

Implying climate change didn't strike again.

Same shit happened at ohare in Chicago a couple years ago except it wasn't during rush hour and that NJ transit station is way busier

screenshot this

They're releasing information at 12 Eastern time which means they could release that it was Muslims.

WHAT WAS THE ENGINEERS NAME

THE MADMAN HE DID IT

link to video?

Abdul Mohammed

Fisal Hamateen

Some spics cut a guy's face and hands off while also decapitating him with a box cutter. He's alive the entire time.

>Hoboken
youtube.com/watch?v=Cy1SyXuWBt8

Delete these hate symbols.

I'm ready.

Did that person in the purple died?

Except it didn't. I live in NC, we saw a spike in gas prices, and there were gas shortages at some gas stations, but to say it shut us down? That's some impressive embellishment.

Dubs McCheckem

Engin Ear

He a good train. He dindunuffin

>pix11.com/2016/09/29/train-apparently-crashes-into-new-jersey-transit-station-in-hoboken/
ONE DEAD!!!! fuck you OP

All trains are third world infrastructure.

First world infrastructure is Airplanes and Automobiles.

>leaf

best pepe

>mfw my dad commutes to manhattan every day for work and he could be on that train

They're all rescued

A modern Japanese high speed rail train will derail if the driver fucks up or a allahu snackbar makes his way up front and jihads his way into a terminal wall.

passaic here

i'm gonna jerk off and eat lunch in a bit

Good. Get fucked faggot.

Yeah, I'm lost on that one, too. Normally, the platform is to the side of the tracks, such that any train that's not abnormally wide would not be able to come into contact with it. Did they put on an abnormally wide train or did the train get wider after they put it on the tracks?

no they're just taking a nap

consideing that shit hit the head at high speed, yes

bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/

>Captcha lol

Your wife is retarded for watching it if she doesn't like such things.

At least it happened in the Garbage State and not anywhere important.

I wonder how long it will take to bring that up. Though it's sounding like the conductor passed out. Still though, infrastructure is shit and Obama has done little, only like $100 billion or less from his Recovery and Restoration Act back in 2009.

lel

CNN actually blurred that person out when they showed a video.

CONDUCTOR

I think it was one of the policies she swiped from Bernie, she wants more trains, bullet trains at that, and she wants to use raised taxes for it instead of appropriating funds from a different sect of the budget to help the infrastructure.

He's probably dead but I am not sure.

Let us see what Kek decides.

>he thinks casualty means fatality

GUIDO
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HOBOKEN

>not even +10 fatalities
shows over folks, go home

BAN ASSAULT TRAINS

It really is a stupid word.

If singles, your dead is dead - sorry user

Dubs he is alive

Trips he suffered a catastrophic, painful injury and is still trapped in the train

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
SOMEONE MUST STOP HIM

>burger_snaps

Kek has given his blessing to user's father. Also, gas the Jews.

Are they dead? Holy shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=0uWX_3era2g
youtube.com/watch?v=0uWX_3era2g
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>This video is unlisted. Be considerate and think twice before sharing.

Spoopy.

Step on the gas.
No! Hit the brakes!
I can't stop IT!

PAYNE, I CAN'T FEEL MY BRAKES

must be a train run by dindoos.

what am I doing with my life

pls delete

what is that video

MR BONES!!!

RJ Corman?

Don't go down that rabbit hole, famm

>"mostly"

No it's mostly niggers and other brown people user.

GOING ON TWITTER. NOW. WHAT THE FUCK. IS THIS BEFORE THE WRECK OR AFTER?????!?!??!?!?

His rampage needs to end!

da faq

Fake and gay

holy shit is that the NJ bomber?

not very smart of him to stay in the state

ALLAHUUUUU.... TRAINBAR

They have something like that. It's an in-track system. There was a huge push to install them after the New York crash last year but then everyone forgot.

Sam Heide doesn't give a fuck about the cops. he knows they can't fuck with him

I'll remember this video whenever I hear funky town

keks were shat

As the conductor of MARTA trains here in Atlanta, my heart goes out to the staff of the transit system and my condolences for their loss. Economically speaking these incidents can be tough to recover from. many of our routes are designed for near capacity crowd at any given stop, to reduce wasted trips. With so many passengers dead or injured it will be hard to fill the seats for some time.

good things user, good things

>3 dead
>will be hard to fill the seats for some time

He's not wrong. Our infrastructure is shit. I used to work at a car rental place near a major airport and we'd get customers from around the world. They'd all say how the roads are all fucked up and all the infrastructure seems horribly outdated. Matter of fact, one of Trump's key points in the first debate was talking about our crumpling infrastructure.

It's hard to reach the brake when you're on your knees praying to Allah.

Also remember that the injured may be out for a while, and many may forgo train service in the future out of unwarranted fear.

Another point, 3 people are expendable, sure. But 100+ injured? That is going to be approximately 5 to 8 dollars a day per person in lost revenue. -

Why, do you want us to stop, Sam?

Kekbar Mujahedeen

I'd be more worried about the station. 15,000 people go through it a day and it looks destroyed.

Trust me I am. As weird as it sounds we are trained to treat passengers as cargo so there is no attachment and worry about loss of life. What concerns me is the cost to repair the station and replace the train, and of course obtaining more 'cargo'.

youtube.com/watch?v=GYOYewO_Veg
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