How do you go from THIS?

How do you go from THIS?

To This.

To This

Jesus Christ, this is a fantastic and spectacular way to kill yourself.

....to this?

oh fuck I could eat fifty of those.

you already have you lard golem

>mushrooms with mayo

Yeah, that's why no girl wants to touch you with a ten feet fucking pole.

TO THIS.

Why do crying niggers look so gross? It seems so unnatural for a nigger to cry, like they just don't have the mental capacity to feel bad about anything.

I know, fucking retarded going anywhere close to that fearsome beast
But you can't expect a moose to know what it's getting into

...

Meh. They're still humans. With this guy, there is no line between real and "HEY ERRYBODY WELCOME TO THE OBAMA SHOW!"

Everything people like him do is FFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffake.

>Except for aging.

Holy fuck that office really fucks people up.

I put Nutella and cookie butter on it, it's beyond words

Chrike.

whoah

that's the rarest Christian Bale I've ever seen

I wonder what Trump is gonna look like, that guy is gonna age hard. He's a high energy mother fucker but 70 is 70, clinton wouldn't survive.

gotta love that stem cell gene therapy

She already looks dead. Happens to all of us if we live long enough, but why wouldn't you just retire in fucking peace?

...

Both sociopaths, but in the best kind of way. I'm not saying that to bash Trump either, he's the good kind, like General Patton or Ceasar or Napolean, doesn't take shit and acts like a sheep dog which protects the flock from the wolves, so to speak. If this were medieval times I'm sure he would have led us to Hillarys house across the Rubicon to skewer her on a longsword by now. A man can dream.

to this

Hmmm.... really gets those synapses firing.