Risk

>Republic of Scandinavia
>Southern Sweden
>Cyan

Allies if you stay out of GB( I will stay out or Ireland in return)

Year 50.

You can roll this turn.

Oi, mate. Looks like either we'll have a tumble or we'll co-exist.

Conquer Dublin, then Glasglow, then Leeds.

Fill whatever city you put me by and fill denmark

take Bratislava, Vienna, Budapest and Praha

So allies if yes may allah be with you
Fill England, take Londonistan

Shit, I didn't see this.

Np mate, don't go in England then, main thing we cant die early.

C'mon roll

Shit you got dubs.

Allies if you don't take anything more in gb, and give me france.

Fuck i just went to eat something, grab more of spain

Tsar Nicholas II
Rose colour.
Start me in the +3 russian star.

Roll to take the nearby lumber

Year 100.

>cyan
>Russia
>Moscow

>mfw
You can roll this turn too.

You may roll too.

purple then pls

OOh op didn't make you go in brittania, so allies?
(old terms))

Invade Scotland, take Glasglow as it is rightful celtic clay. Spills take Leeds.

Take Budapest then Zagreb

Roll to take Yaroslavl, spill potatoe

Fill Denmark and germany along the coast going east

Fill England,
allies no terms?

I care not for the English, you can keep England. I will have Scotland though, as it is the land of celts. N.A.P.?

Grab the west of Spain, and then go for Portugal

NAP?

>mfw palis aren't worth shit
Feels bad, man.

Thanks i am assuming I got the lumber but if not just - the bonus

Take the Oil nearest to my starting point and then any spill goes into getting the artic fish.

Sure.

Fine nap it is

Crusaders
Grey
Jerusalem

You always get palis. In every thread I've seen you in, you get a ton of palis. Why?

Palis are common gets.

Fellow (((feminist))) we must spread refugee culture across Europe, and destroy the white fascism, Allies?

What exactly are palis?

121
33433
same forwards and backwards

add me belgrade
name serbia
collor any

ty

when the digits are repeating but not dubs or trips
see

Short for palindrome, basically the end portion of your post number can be read the exact same way forward and backward

Like that

wew lad stop wasting

Allies if you stay out of France (((future plans)))

got it. ty

I l stay out of northern france ok? otherwise I have no space to go.

>Crusaders
Added

>serbia
Added

Year 150.

fill serbia

Take Leeds, fill northern Scotland and Ireland.

oh i got a dubs fill serbia and bosnia then

Go for yaroslavl and then potato

Take hamburg, go down just far enough to take berlin, then keep going along the coast

fuck me spill romania

Deal?

>Disciples of Kek
>East coast of Black sea
>Lime

Continue the Defacisization of England, prioritize cities.

Cancel my plans about expanding to Madrid, move up towards france

Take Zagreb then Ljubljana
NAP?

Yes.

sure

good, please just dont rape my women

Pali, spill to Praha

fellow rapefugee, have you discovered the new way off communication called steam?!??!!?+

Move towards the Dirty serbs. Attack them.
-3 against unoccupied land. spills go for taking cities and potato

Don't worry rape is fine if muslims do it.(ps we wont rape the cucks, only anglos)

fill holy land

Yes I have. Shall I link it?( I don't want to)

Shit i meant the one that is called Russia. My bad I am tired

yes pls link

>Disciples of Kek
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Year 200.

Fill the northern Scotland tile and take the oil, then invade Bergen, Norway.

Head east to that city

Take Venezia, Munich and Nurnberg

fill montenegro spill bulgaria

Give me Barcelona, then proceed to take south part of france, see

please add
please add the above and continue to fill the holy land

>mfw straights not worth shit

SO FUCKING CLOSE

are there other alternatives? I don't want to use my steam.

Take the dirty Purples over.

Defend and spill to attack

The fuck is a straight?

12345
3456
54321

Continue east along the coast and take all cities in the way

add stugsv4mp on steam

ty

Cross the channel l and invade Belgium and north france.

I ask you to join a alliance with me and let go of your alliance with "Russia" A nation that steals my country and my countries name.

> Gibraltar
> Moorish Kingdom
> Orange

dubs, also op adding a tripcode because im moving to a mobile device soon

ok then sure

Hey Lonesome Wyatt, remember previous game?
I was the Ottoman Empire. Sure was fun :)

> Gibraltar
> Moorish Kingdom
> Orange

Yeah, that was a great game, but I had to leave unfortunately.

I added it, you rolled a 3 which is equal to 6t, aka the cost of taking Jerusalem.

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Year 250.

It's archived :

Get tblisi and erevan

Fill kosovo and albania (tirana) spill macedonia

Storm through Oslo and Stockholm.

> Take Rabat and reinforce Gibraltar in said order

N.A.P cuck?

Take kaliningrad and baltics

Take Munich, then go to San Marino and Milan

Take Brussels and Paris

Finish the purple scum. Use the rest of the roll to take St Petersburg

Grab that small piece of land between spain and france, then proceed to capture my half of france

Take beirut spill israel and lebanon. Sorry i didnt zoom in to see i didnt have it

Turkroach Empire
Pink
Istanbul

see

defend and retake

my Christian brother, a muslim threat() has come. Attack him

NAP if you leave france alone, see picture

soon

>Tfw bonus maps sort of suck if you join in late.

Oh well kek.

make that two muslim threats, slav scum

Want to ally with me and Cuck?

shit lmao, i didnt see that you were orange, yes, NAP

Allies, we are.

take france, bud.

i just want south spain and north africa.

Yes NAP deal

Me aswell?

If we are allies, ally with cuck too, so we can rek everyone eastwards.

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Fantastic!

Copy that

desu I was German Reich.

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Year 300.

Kill purple spill goes towards st petersburg

Conquer Stockholm, take lumber in Sweden.

Keep defending and attackings. also op why did i lose land if i got a higher roll last turn?

Expel hibernicucks

Head for Erevan and Tabriz

Grab the wheat, grab half south, then proceed east if possible.

Palis

spill romania (buchurest)
fill macedonia and southern bulgaria towards instanbul

Take Ankara, then defend. If I'm not atacked head towards that +2 city in Romania, I can't read the name.

wow tirps fill romania then fully + previous post just go towards instanbul ...

take Milan, Firenze, Rome, Vaduz and Zurich

Nantes,Amsterdam,Strasbourg,spills germany

Because his bonus is higher. You just died as we talk :'(

You got steam???

but counting his bonus and mine as well as turns it was -2 lower (his +3 against unoccupied land don't count). Oh well.

Can i try again on different name and colour?

Hey guys around me wondering if this Division of land is ok for your all.

Good with me

No, unfortunately.
I need help. The Scandis are killing me and I'd like to sandwich them, you fuck him from the bottom, I fuck him from the top.

OK next mupdate I will send help.

hey there Serbia. what do you think about my idea of a permanent border?

Jewish Egyptian Empire
Gold
alexandria

You gotta have skype tho?

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probably gonna take dalmatian fish first but yea its good

I do. Are you in the Risk Skype group?

You can try again yes.

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Year 350.

Op did you forget my roll. I got a pali I should have taken his land.
take st petersburg

We are on steam atm, but if i can add you on skype ill link you my tinychat link

Yes, goyim, play games instead of discussing Israel or bankers.

Good, good.

South to Tabriz and Hikkari

> go toward tripoli and take all cities on the way

roll to get Alexandria spills go for the city south

Take east france, then proceed along the coast towards italy

Oh shit sorry thought that was a mupdate.
Take st petersburg. spills go into taking Russia over focusing on getting bonuses.

KILL THOSE SWEDISH BASTARDS

Cool, in that case
>Ahmed
>baghdad
>Lilac

If i can roll this turn then roll for +2 oil

Palis again

>mfw straight

OK Invade Scandis, land near Hamburg, take Hamburg, also why you didn't move my stuff, I said last time, attack strasbourg nantes, and Amsterdam.

fill moldavia and odesa

I'm not op, this is
you forgot my roll.
Take Zurich, Bern and Italian Fish.

He forgot my roll too.

add Torino and Napoli.

Attack Serbia, pushing towards Sophia.

you just raped yourself in the ass i was mercyful for not attacking you but fine.

take damascus and the jordan city next

NAME CONFLICT

nap?

Fixed

WARNING: NOT NEW MUPDATE
>WARNING: NOT NEW MUPDATE
WARNING: NOT NEW MUPDATE
>WARNING: NOT NEW MUPDATE

>mfw retards will roll replying to this anyway

sure

+12 now, continue my roll on hamburg. help hibernia

>Hibernia do you have skype??

ROOLLLL ME GUUUD EMBIRE :-DDDDD BENIS :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Bonus now 14

It's Lonesome Wyatt, I believe.

I added 2 Lonesome Wyatt's

I hereby cede all lands to Nicholas II

if anyone want to be added to the risk skype group just add
>legendarycuckdestroyer

if you just added me please repsond so i know you actually play risk

What the fuck are you saying? What is your command?

Gondor
gold
Aleppo

its a meme

Benis

Sorry, I'm going to cap it here. Plus gold is already taken.

I know it's a meme, I forgot you rolled and thought it was that.

Year 400

Conquer instanbul and further into anatolia

take amman, spil for cyprus and antioch

Defend, spills take lumber and Gotenburg.

Defence as Priority
Take Vaduz ,Wroclaw, Krakow and Stuttgart.

go for city in south spills go get the city in sinai

Take hamburg, move to berlin, fuck those fascists up

ma to bajo ubi ih sve
genocid u bosni kad?

FORGot MY BONUS

Secure the french border like the blue I marked

svaki dan

Want an unofficial NAP?

NOT MUPDATE BY THE WAY.

dude if you are the slavic empire you have no bonus
you have to control the whole region to get a bonus not just be in it

this is cities Risk. You only need the cities.

Let me think about it. Ill return with an answer next turn

See, responded to myself by accident, fuck

hmm first time seeing these rules
kk

Any dead nations I can play as? I have a few hours

Fuck this stupid game. How does it even work? Just put a giant knight chess pieces on top of it. Fuck it

>MAAANG dis to komplikatud fo jamal
risk is easy as fuck to learn hard to master

take baghdad, spill oil

change name plz

Keep thread alive, making final map.

Done

do you pull out this early in bed aswell?

Too early.

bumppper

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thx for hosting op luv u bby :-)

Funny you say this because I'm leaving because wife wants to play risk...

Ehm, I made a deal with cuck, and I had more land, also how the fuck did I not kill Denmark?

Pulling out this early in Risk, is the same thing as CUMMPING after 1 minute and 17 seconds, when fucking manass.

Thanks OP for wasting 2 hours. I hope you get ran over by a bus

I'm happy with this.

Happy? Bye lads.

Bye, spic.

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