Le cuck thread

Would you let Donald Trump cuck you if it meant he would win the election? You would have to sit at the edge of the bed and watch him fuck your gf.

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>tfw no gf

youtube.com/watch?v=lDUwXFvTJfA

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Great slide thread

Definitely. I'd record it too.

>Trump becomes president

>I have a sex tape of the President of the United States fucking my gf that I can sell to the highest bidder


Life would be sweet.

This thread has nothing to do with politics, and as such, you are breaking the rules and will be banned from the board.

The market for geriatric porn is small though.

Shut the fuck up Muhammad. This doesn't concern you or the Religion of Piss.

if that were the truth this board wouldn't exist aside from some shitty syria general threads

Trump threads like these are just cancer.

I'm actually a white, UKIP-voting Christian, but I feel like you're forgetting something. Namely, this thread has nothing to do with politics, and as such, you are breaking the rules and will be banned from the board.

I would let him cuck me no matter what. Him and Nigel Farage.

if that means I'd get a gf, sure.

>Christian

Of course

Are you shitting me?
It'd be an honor. I mean if you told anyone "I was cucked by the president of the United States." they'd salute you for doing your part to serve your country. I'm already basically getting cucked for shopping at Whole Foods so might as well go the full distance.

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So I have to give him a handjob? But that's gay, user.

>implying I have anyone in my life or ever will through which I can get cucked

If by gf you mean my mom, then yes. Hopefully he'll do a better job of making a son for her than my father did

That's nice, but I still feel you're forgetting that this thread has nothing to do with politics, and as such, you are breaking the rules and will be banned from the board. Goodbye, leaf.

I bet Trump fucks better than you, leaf.

Well he has 5 kids so I bet he does.

Yes. Always. Anytime. He is our god.

Yes, because it would mean I would have a girlfriend.