People need to start moving all their assets and money to a community bank NOW before its to fucking late!!!
building soc master race
People need to move their assets to a fucking cave and hope that they got iodine-50 for their fucking thyroid glands when fallout starts falling from the fucking sky
get ready stalkers
>financial collapse >Merkel stop giving money to refugees >refugees chimp out, Arabian style >the entirety of bluepilled Europeans watch Germany burn >borders get closed >Frexit happens
Hon hon hon
time to re establish the entente cordiale?
DOWN DOWN DOWN TO THE BURNING RING OF FIRE
the end is only the beginning
Can't really get any worse then it is right now
has france even been put out since the last time it caught fire?
>A bunch of low tier investment kikes are going to lose everything and suicide soon
If you only knew
Think about what your refugees are gonna do when they stop getting neetbux
I'll provide protection for any Germanbros for a price
Start the bidding
So DB went well below 11.00. Does this mean they're going to crash and burn?
first trips or higher itt predict future of mankind
>tfw wont get new iphone before collapse >tfw might die by rwds or nigger riot at my apartment >tfw get to stay a neet but no internet
it fucking burns
The muslims you brought into your country could be activated. A simple TV message "holy war has begin" would be enough to set Germany up in flames.
So how do I prepare for the Happening? Do I buy guns? Gold? Whores? Food?
at least i dont have to wageslave anymore
Tomorrow is going to be a fucking bloodbath when the german markets open
DB vice president here, guys its literally nothing
why would you need a gay iphone without earphones
I'll give you all my DB stocks
>Be German >Start a war I'm calling it now rinse and repeat
a little ding it opens 12 am pst
Guys, assuming the DB crashes tomorrow but I have an account at another rather good bank, will my money be safe?
>Implying I have assets
How long until the market opens?
Ammo and medicine
So they closed?
Credit Union Master Race.
Oh thank god what a relief
im getting a iphone se austria fuck the new iphone 7
yeah we're fucked.
I wish I were that last domino
10 H O U R S 1 0 H O U R S
yes if its under hundred k
Yes, for a few days.
Ya but they open at 12pm PST
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! I LEAVE FOR A MONTH AND THIS HAPPENS CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN?!
>digits on a monitor >money
boy oh boy
Fuck it, see you folks in 12 hours. See if you are right
>tfw he won't join the rwds Do you not want to be free, white man?
Fuck off you retarded happeningfaggots
This is purely all speculative because we're nearing a short-term debt deleveraging. Absolutely nothing will come of this other than fear, which will be dispelled when Trump puts thousands of American workers to work building new trains and infrastructure in the nation.
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
> refugees will help the economy
With any luck pc or libcucks will be taken as sex slaves and executed. We will watch from our bunkers as they failed to listen to us
first trips, you say?
Obama quietly kicks the can down the road and makes it Trump's problem in order to sabotage his presidency. This is doomsday, yes, but Obama will make sure it's as dramatic as possible and doesn't happen while he's sitting in Soros' puppet box
Groundhog user predicted this....
Groundhog user predicted the escalation with Russia...
It's all true....
Just so know almost all financial crashes happen on a long weekend
Does Germany have a holiday on Monday by chance? They typically like to do it to lock up those pesky ATM's on the weekends and keep you distracted with a parade or something
Does Germany have this coming Monday off?
Bic lighters. Lots of bic lights and toilet paper and gauze. AR as well.
Is it too late to buy all the gold I can get?
Question from an economic retard.
Say you have some savings and can afford a small apartment. Would it be a good idea to buy that now and thus get rid of all the savings in Euro?
I don't think so.
reroll. I stand by my prediction
i fucking hope we are not repeating this with ground hog user
>Does Germany have this coming Monday off?
Yea, third of October is national holiday because of the reunification of 1991
3rd of October, Germany's reunification day and bank holiday
i think so , you'll at least have a home and if the market completly crashes the euro wont be worth jack shit
got a screencap of this groundhog user? I don't remember that one.
What's Canada's debt exposure?
excuse me; it's about to be a long weekend, you dolts
Oktoberfest is upon us
if you're saying that those variables matter- this fits your descriptions (which I don't really find to be connected, but who the fuck really knows?)
My German brothers, how it is right now in Germany ?
Tick tock capitalism cucks.
The future belongs to communism.
Actually it does. It's 'German Unity Day'
I'm not a neet, just your average fat uni faggot who lives with his parents and occassionally smokes weed with his equally fucked up friends.
How bad its gonna hit my beloved mother Russia?
Where do you work ? And do you by chance know how dependant we are on germany ?
>singularity is near Cause of the happenings. Cap this if you need.
>e] [Auto] 3 new posts (((they))) are pulling the plug on Germany
The Euro is already trash. Look at a EUR/USD chart faggot.
A Deutsche Bank collapse will lead to AfD taking control of Germany. Start celebrating Cred Forumsacks
>groundhog user wasn't around for that, wanna fill me in?
IF JEB WAS THE NONIMEE NON OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING
German Unity Day
The next months will be awful for the germans. You just allowed almost 2 million foreign people in your country, most of them being muslims with little to no will to assimilate.
Look at us, we accepted roughly 100 000 - 200 000 illegal migrants each year, and here's what happened so far.
Now, look at you, you're the time bomb.
TIME TO TRIGGER ARTICLE 50
>Merkel stop giving money to refugees >refugees riot
That's what I never understood about our current left. Welfare in itself isn't the problem, the problem is sustaining welfare at all. What would happen if Western nations lose the fiscal capacity to support their welfare populations? The US, for example. is highly dependent on utilizing welfare for its downwardly mobile populations. What if the US couldn't afford to provide for welfare anymore? Does that give a blank check to rioting?
It's a massive liability, as the Roman Empire discovered in the Third Century, to have large classes of 'non-working' people dependent on government handouts. Welfare, at best, is a necessary evil, and a tremendous liability. And if Germany finds itself incapable of paying for the refugees it has invited, what can we expect other than absolute chaos?
If you take a credit and the bank collapses do you have to pay it back?
They are gonna need all the unity they can get
So... when the happening happens, do I run to the nearest gun shop and buy whatever I can? Also, I have some savings in BRL, is that good or bad?
still standing by my prediction; Obama makes it Trump's problem
Kek wills it
need Groundhog user's screen caps plz.
Also, where is truth bomb user?
I work in a major bank and I would get royally fucked if DB falls
Here we can see user's evolution in buying rifles. started from the bottom now we here
Fuck off Bong
>inb4 absolutely nothing happens
>Brazil's economy is fucked up and relies on commodity exports since the foundation of the country >any international crisis will trigger a massive collapse and very possibly a civil war in here >tfw conscripted on the paratrooper brigade and trained on SOF basics >tfw I will probaly be drafted to kill the oligarchs and commies ruling the country for 30 years, who made the country the laughing stock of the world Wish me luck, Cred Forums
They take your property if they have enough time to
This makes me so happy because when Germany implodes and the EU dies it'll make all the remain cucks have to admit they were wrong
If it's going down, its better to buy things you can barter with imho.
>implying this kind of shit doesn't happen because you have a federal bank controlled by govt. Fuck off commie scum you are to blame.
Will Deutsche Bank collapse on 16.10.16?!
>What's Canada's debt exposure?
Threadly reminder Cred Forums is never right about this.
ah that sucks bro , but the fiat system had to eventually end
>That's what I never understood about our current left. Welfare in itself isn't the problem, the problem is sustaining welfare at all. The left understands perfectly that you can have either a welfare state, or open borders.
The center-rightwingers that only pander to the left, on the other hand, don't.
It'll be tomorrow lad, and praise kek.
Explain this thing to a dumbass: What is happening and which number/data should I watch to see if things are going okay or bad? Which value is the minimum possible one before the crisis? Will it affect citizens?
won't happen this week.... there is no real indicator as the fines are still negotiated and there is no new announcement of the involved parties in sight..
Remember when we said crashing this Union with no survivors? Pretty much that. Fun fact I made this image yonks ago and now it's truly relevant.
Does this proc with Curse Immunity?
it collapses tomorrow
the jews are even telling us its going to collapse by betting hundreds and millions of euros its over
The whole world is Weimer Republic
goodluck buying loaves of bread with wheelbarrows full of shitty worthless paper
hang on let me dig through the archive
remember that the plan is not to fix anything for the long term, only make it work efficient enough to get us to the singularity
>mfw Germans cause WW3 again by trying to implement autistic Shariah >Gercucks willingly line up to die and defend this shit.
Useless nation. We should have just finished the job after WW2. Letting them live after they 100% sperged was a mistake.
CRASHING THIS MARKET, RIGHT INTO ITS DARKEST
So... what are the things I should stock up?
- water - canned food - hygiene supplies - common medicine
Don't we normally have a big rally before the collapse, or was that what the rise the other week was?
The euro itself might for a while but the 'euros' that are just numbers on a defaulted bank's computer screen sure won't I know that much. Thing is I don't really want to stroll around with all that physical cash either. Living in the attic of my parents atm. I think I'll actually do it this shit is scary.
you forgot dank memes
A painful death for all.
Why? I'm economically illiterate.
chastity belt so you can't get raped (that's actually good advice)
Dies to removal
That was yesterday.
What is precisely happening and which numbers are good/bad for the situation?
RICE MACHINE GUNS JACK OFF MATERIALS
THE INTERNET WILL BE GONE!!!!
HOW LOW DOES IT HAVE TO DROP BEFORE IT'S REALLY HAPPENING?
Stock up on whatever you like. Nothing is going to save you when German cucks hand over drones, bombs, and tanks to a foreign hoard.
They are only one stop away from this.
Should Germany truly start to collapse, the only thing that will save you is a time machine.
Purge begins 3 days after banks close. Too big to fail. Store weapons and food. Store penicillin for infections. Panic ensues World cleansing World cleansing
Kek will nuke sandniggers
DB is going nowhere.
ECB has already bailed it out. Two hours ago. Fully capitalised. You'll pay for it with your retirements.
Me too boyo
Canada annexes USA and Europe.
Canadian Empire rises.
more like the eurozone, though the US in in some big shit as well due to your national debt
Can anyone access bloomberg.com? Has the website gone down?
IT ALL GOES INTO THE FLAMES
KEK WILLS IT
I was told DB stock price below 10 is the point of no return
Sauce on that one?
Lighters, very important for trading.
Underrated post. I've been thinking the exact same thing for awhile.
I don't know the answer though. I assume "bad"
Nigga they just gonna blame us and pretend nothing like this would've happened if we'd just prayed at the altar of the EU like good little cucks.
$5 is the point where the ECB would walk in and take over.
But anything under $8 is really really bad!
> Tfw Lloyds TSB. > Tfw everyone experiencing financial ruin. > Tfw 20k in gold stockpiled in case of emergency. > Kegs of wine and beer in the basement, enough water to drown a giant, canned goods from Y2K, since my folks were paranoid nuts. > My grandfather's old Einfield from the war. > 200 rounds. > One walther pistol, also from the war. > Three decent sized survival knives. > Copy of the KJV Bible.
My body is ready.
Rise of the fourth Reich under fuhrer Trump.
So, saw how it took a huge dip today and you guys have a long weekend ahead of you because of 1991? That is going to lead to more people panicking over this and more people will see this as a sinking ship and want off, bots and (((them))) couldn't keep it afloat forever. Hope you have lots of supplies hans, it's going to get fucking rough.
Works for me.
Getting upset over a sport shows Canada more civil. Americans guys have to leave ur house every morning with a gun and bulletproof vest to get ready for your daily mass shooting.
fucking hell i cant find shit someone help this man
Yeah that was a month ago goy. Pure coincidence. Trust me whatever happens it won't happen without their say so and crashing this plane with no survivors is not their game.
My Body Is Ready
Slide this shit, DB gets bailed out and the world keeps moving along you faggot cucks.
Cred Forums Sec should be a thing. What would clients want to see? Combat experience, skills etc...?
Stock up on nothing.
The happening will never happen. This is the 100th time this year Cred Forums has cried wolf.
But the ECB blew all it's money bailing out the Italian banks
no electricity m8
why should we trust that these globalists are selling because they don't believe in the company?
they're probably betting against the bank in order to buy it at a cheaper price later on
they are all crooks. would be dumb to bet against it so publicly.
i'm going strong on DB.
It's bullshit. The German government has already said today that they won't bail them out.
Get an Econ degree dumbass.
1) All numbers are relative when evaluating businesses (banks included). I think this 11 is just a meme.
2) Market value is guided by paranoia and overall dumbfuckery. You should evaluate financial statements and decide for yourself. You can't do this without a degree.
2) If DB declares itself insolvent, all accounts will be absorbed and many people can lose cash, assets. Also, all creditors may default because of lack of payment by DB. Creditors include nations and big funds, many of which can be linked with people's pensions.
Seeds will be gold in apocalypse. Buy seeds, many varieties, veggies and fruits. FUCKING SEEDS MAN!
>The left understands perfectly that you can have either a welfare state, or open borders.
Right. I would honestly have to reevaluate my entire world view if Globalists decided to shut down the welfare state and open borders. Immigration would become fiscally sustainable, which could tip the balance back in Globalism's favor against pol. Unfortunately, large segments of the left want both, and their own agenda counter-acts their own strength into weakness.
Then again, economic collapse would effectively end the globalist project, as globalism cannot solve the twin economic crises it faces, which is the destruction of the commons + destruction of consumption.
There may be a 'new' left-wing that succeeds after Globalism because of this 'current' left-wing's inability to resolve its economic problems.
Case in point, all the wasted political capability spent on Islamists who aren't even going to prevent the economic collapse.
If DB gets a bailout the EU is finished.
RACE WAR RACE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Somebody please post that interview about the SHTF scenario in Bosnia.
Walls are built separating civilization from barbarism
If dub.s, happening is ahead of schedule and underbudget
any recommendations for a krautfag in terms of buying? I have 1800€ in cash, what should I buy tomorrow?
>inb4 get a gun
Nothing. Even if/when it does happen you will still have access to things like that. We're not all going full Weimar or full Yugoslavia.
But if you have money in big banks, I'd be transferring to credit unions, cash, commodities or assets (land is better than property)
I'm pretty sure Banca d'Italia bailed them out, and it was nowhere near as massive as DB
That was a 0% loan for the $6B they expected the fine would be!
Oi m8! Don't weild that Enfield! Holster that walther!
Euro collapses Dollar collapses One world currency Beast system institutionalised. One world government.
get dooms day food, rice, beans, etc
holy fuck so we are fining them for their role in causing the previous financial crisis and by doing that they're going to create another crisis?
Get a gun. Today.
Monte Paschi is still fucked tho
Maybe that's why the US is trying to start a war with Russia...and they are getting nuke happy
Go to Obi and buy an axe Baseball bat would also be noice
how safe are foreign currencies in a happening like this? Currently have some savings in BRL
> world keeps moving along why do autists keep praying to this meaningless and retarded mantra
it doesnt matter what that trips number says this is happening anyway.
>burning america flag as captcha
(((google))) knows holy fuck
So who wants to join my apocalyptic street gang when SHTF?
Send me the Remington 700
it's quite impossible for me to get a gun
Happening postponed to 2023, if singles
The same thing that happened when you stopped paying the Danegeld. You got Dane'd.
I assume you were 12 in 2008.
TOO BIG TOO FAIL >TOO BIG TOO FAIL TOO BIG TOO FAIL >TOO BIG TOO FAIL TOO BIG TOO FAIL >TOO BIG TOO FAIL TOO BIG TOO FAIL >TOO BIG TOO FAIL
I don't give two shits about them, they aren't even the biggest bank here. Intesa SanPaolo and Unicredit wouldn't even twitch if it fell over
We are fucking the whole world up again...
Those time we don't even need to do it by force
Do I get a 401k?
pls be my ai gf
It's time to uncuck the union, m8t. Prolong the Bong.
>> 200 rounds. Are those 200 rounds from the war too, m8? I have a feeling that they won't fire.
Trump american galactic empire
Germany tries their hand at Viertes Reich
This thread's repeating digits charter has been revoked
we all die and ayy lmaos replace us
this is dumb, it's higher than it's been in the last few days, even if by a tiny margin.
ww3, we create Cred Forums as a country, non-white are banned from doing Cred Forums
thank you based crashi-chan
MODE CHANGE TRIPLE SEVEN
How do you faggots not understand this is a lose/lose relationship whether they bail them out or not?
macht eine armbrust sinn?
WHO HERE /QUESTIONTIME/ WITH PRITI PATEL?
Euros won't be worth anything
>Unfortunately, large segments of the left want both >large You mean loud. Remember, neolib center-right parties merely pander, which means they listen only to the shrillest members. That's why they trot out SJWs that say you can't be racists against white people, even though SJWs are an endangered species.
Every single Liberal party today falls into this. They're filled with political careerist sociopaths that try to please everybody, and neoliberalism is not an actual ideology.
Merkel's CDU is this, which is why after being anti-refugee and making a girl cry in 2010, she reversed her stance after an outcry.
Only recently UK's Labour moved away from this.
More like 7.62x54R
Trips predict race war now
I get an ai gf and no one else.
Too big to bail, actually.
Are there any simple guides on what to stock up for the worst case scenarios?
9 hours 40 minutes
p.s. It's 4:20 central time zone, smoke 'em if you got 'em scrubs.
So what's all this shit about Rothschild betting 130m against the euro?
You guys realize that this is literally pennies for him right?
That's why I do not like to talk about things I do not know something about
Thanks for the reply
Ne dicke Machete, ein Beil und eine Schleuder mit Bleibällen
DB Goes down
Takes all of Europe with it
People get pissed
Right wingers take control
Full Muzzie Wipe
Yurop decuked in 50 years.
Nah, roving bands of overmuscled mohawks won't care about seeds.
Global economic crash.
WHAT HAPPENS IF GERMANY BAILS DB OUT
I work for ISP.
Managed one of the toxic credit databases for a while
>the number of non paying customers rose from 150K in 2014 to 270K in 2016
>muh ripresa #italiariparte
There is no future.
go to your german costco and buy huge huge bags full of rice and beans not tiny little cans. or unless you can buy that at your market
Kauf dir nen Luftdruckrevolver. Die lädst du wie einen normalen revolver mit Partronen, die mit Druckluft gefüllt sind. Funktioniert genau so wie ein echter. Ist natürmlich nicht so stark wie ein richtiges Luftgewehr, aber man kann 3 Schüsse schnell abgeben und mit einem Speedloader direkt nachladen. Zum verteiben eines Gegners reicht es allemal.
the link is also four years old i'm guessing OP is just trying to make it seem like there's more happening than is actually happening
>666 Shieet nigga.
first a arm weapon tazer bat something valuable, the huge bags of rice and beans and other stock shit for food.
Can't wait to see Europe collapse from here.
Is she German we need to save her
Remember that Cred Forums never factors in government interventions into it's happening predictions.
There will only be a happening when it exceeds the capacity of compensating for losses.
tell me you screencapped that
Believe the trips Europe will burn and kill all niggers and Muslims. Will rise again to dominate earth and solar system
>One walther pistol, also from the war. Enjoy being on a list. Possibly having people knocking at your door soon.
you forgot soros did one this year idiot
Euro takes a 10% hit and Germany ends up paying for it for 20 years. We're talking $170B ish.
Seeds, compound bow, backpack, tent light cookware, sleeping bag, hunting bow, fishing rod, water filter, radio. Dried beans and rice, dehydrated veggies. Hand saw, solar charger for phone, PDFs of survival manuals stored on phone,(edible plants manual)
a fucking medpack
>euro economy collapses >trump elected >USA saves the world, again
Mountain Jews wins again. Praise Kek!
>DB collapses >Brazilian economy gets fucked >Leftists go "See it was just the left leaving the government and now everything is falling apart" >Lula lá 2018 >mfw
t. Günther Hirschgeweih
>: sadly no but the flag was crispy and burned at the end on a flag pole
>There will only be a happening when it exceeds the capacity of compensating for losses.
Isn't that the case now?
The German government is saying that because the second they (have) to say yes, the party in power is well and truly fucked.
Merckel capitulating to DB would end her party's rulership on the spot.
Is this another "WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS" Shemitah facade bullshit like last year, faggots?
If so, fuck off.
Why does the Anglos and Jews hate you so much for the past century. Why are you always the fall guy kraut. Even after accepting and submitting yourself to da joos with refugees. Holy cow
It will delay the happening but make it worse. Also no more Merkel
if Soros and Rothschilds really are betting "against" DB, its probably a great time to buy stocks once they sink a bit lower. You can bet they're the ones trying to create the splash to get everyone to dump their stocks, then they'll come in and scoop them all up. That's how they make their money, they crash companies then buy them out. theyll make a killing off this
Fug I had that on my other phone before a nigger stole it. It's good. Basically stock up on all kinds of shit including lighters. Form family groups and have lots and lots of ammo.
Dark Ages 2.0 followed by Renaissance 2.0 with a world cleansed of jews.
NEW THREAD I GOTTA LEAVE SOMEONE TAKE UP THE JOB OF MAKING GENERAL THREADS
holy fuck your retarded man, see ops photo the BIGGEST BANK IN THE ENTIRE WORLD shat the bed
>Saves the world
Implying the(((US))) has ever saved the world...Pre-ww2 Europe was much, much better than today.
>having guns >in Britain >even war rifles Boy you are about to get the entire British police force on your ass.
Can't hold all these repeating digits.
Get the fuck out of here with that rimmed fucking cartridge. faggot.
Donald trump wins, western civilization is saved.
hast du irgendwelche Empfehlungen bezüglich Luftdruckgewehr/Pistole ? Welche sind gut ?
2008 was not caused by a faulty bank. it was caused by a faulty system so a house of cards came tumbling down.
if DB can't get its books in order either it will be bailed out or another bank will be allowed to swallow it or its business up.
no other bank will default if DB defaults. it's not a market issue, it is a company issue.
WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS
10% hit to the euro would mean even more german exports...
i am fine with that...
Has it really already been a year?
Russia becomes economic manufacturing powerhouse
i have side accounts with wells fargo and bank of america that i use to pay bills and rent, but the main bulk of my money is in a federal credit union
We memed last year. But now it is for real, not just waiting for a date and some retarded moon to crash everything.
>Just took a job in Germany >Used to work in Russia, started my last job just before they got sanctioned and their currency went into freefall
I'm like a walking economy crasher.
They would be more productive if it wasn't for all this racism
this is like the 30th person i've seen who doesn't know how digits work in the past week... what the heck is going on?
i didn't forget that, he only asked about the rothschild one and i only responded about the rothschild one. the fact that soros is shorting is alarming enough, he doesn't need to add something that's four years old and likely unrelated
Sad how you fuckers don't know how to prep.
guns+ammo rice and beans sawyer water filter 5+ gal water container magnesium fire starter lightening nuggets boafeng radio folding saw ontario rtak 2 knife stainless steel pot & mug nice boots sock liner w/ wol socks gaiters thermax base layer goretex shell goretex pants winter+work gloves tent or tarp sleeping bag fishing rod kelty redwing pack
the mistake was letting the soviets into the country
yes its just another fake happening from the apocalypse LARPing community.
NEW BREAD I GOTTA LEAVE
SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THE NEXT GENERAL THREAD AFTER THAT ONES FILLED
Why is it that ever since I watched Evangelion last week I keep seeing Eva everywhere? Has Eva shitposting always been this prominent and I've been blind to it?
>imblying top kikes haven't already secured their ass and waiting for crisis to double their wealth baka desu senpai
Unless there's an outside source willing to trade bailout for power here, which is actually a logical thought.
Whoever saves DB is going to have a fat finger in the EU economic pie for the foreseeable future, never mind Germany itself. A big say in what happens from then on in.
The question is "Is there anyone rich enough who wants that power at the price?"
Tut mir leid, hab null Ahnung was das angeht. Hab nur mal ein bisschen in einschläguigen Online-Läden nachgeguckt und so ein Luftdruckrevolver schien mir ziemlich praktisch zu sein. Hab mir bisher elbst noch nichts gekauft.
so how do I get rich off this?
25 Jahre lang RTL gucken, CDU wählen und in der evangelischen Kirche sein.
can you crash china's?
Asians take humanity into its next stages of evolution. Wipe out all other races to guarantee future Asians succumb to the same fate as the white man.
you find that shit yet fellow burger?
>euros collapse >world market dies >we die >obongo chimp lord gets 3rd term
yeah no we die elections get delayed vanga was fucking right surprisingly and Nostradamus is fucking horrifying with his prediction of this. The thought of him literally here is fucking scary help me christ.
nothing, that's why it happens
Merkel paying to bail them out on top of the billions needed for the new Germans will piss off the hard pressed taxpayer big time.
Since Russia is fairly isolated from western banks because of muh sanctions the worst case for you is getting hit by the debris when Asian markets crash
probably the chinks will bail out the DB so they can take over the EU instead of sending their smelly people here
roving bands of hunter gatherers within 20 years
Thanks for le reminder lad. Brit/pol will be all over it.
i dont think he can find it.
Good point, but is bailing DB worth the price? And could the domestic affairs of the nation even get its act together to do so?
>implying iodine is the only fallout that can be absorbed into the body kek, enjoy your bone cancer from cesium
>Can't wait to see Europe collapse from here. Well there it goes kids! > first trips or higher itt predict future of mankind
Everything is happy rainbows, butterflies, love, and unicorns
you let the niggers in
what Nostradamus predictions?
Eva shitposting has always been her mate.
So should I buy bear certificates on the big banks? I wanna learn the ways of the kike and profit out off this mess.
ok let's make a timetable if this happens.
What is expected to happen 0+1 week?
What is expected to happen 0+1month?
What is expected to happen 0+3 months?
Britannia will rule the world
trump elected, is literally hitler, and removes jews and kebabs globally and whites can finally be free
Something will happen, it will be bad. Many people go poor. Bad bad.
WOW HE PREDICITED THIS AND THIS OMG!!
is your shithole colony even self-sustaining by now?
you seem to know about bows, i been checkin them out recently.
so, i notice you list a compund and a hunting bow? why is that, and whats the purpose of the compound, if not hunting?
What about crossbows- are they more or less usefull than archery bows?
>Has Eva shitposting always been this prominent and I've been blind to it pretty much, you probably ignored or forgot about it.
Brazilian economy benefits from this you retard. The only reason we went into recession is because the dollar got extremely overvalued. If EU collapses people will try to flock to the dollar but it will soon follow because America has bubbles of its own that will pop once EU gets fucked. Our economy is pretty safe from EU/US collapse.
>D.A.K Deutscher Aktien Kollaps?
I live in the USA and I bank with Suntrust. I own a handgun.
Am I gonna be okay?
Get a multitool or something.
You guys are morons who know fuck all about economics.
They are hedging, if everyone in the market really thought Deutsche bank was failing (which it is to an extent) and that was a severe threat to the financial sector as you guys say then it would crash instantly.
You can't say they are underestimating it given how recent the last major crisis was. On top of that there is loads of new regulation to minimise the impact of failing banks and reduce contagion effect.
The fact you put the 'value' of derivatives beside the euro areas GDP say a lot.
If the euro crashes there will be more demand for the dollar and the price will skyrocket.
obama is basically the Antichrist destroying the world which is currently happening right now fuck off and send more space condoms faglord
We can do our own food, aluminium, coal, milk, wood products and a lot of our own plastics. We're good for most medicines and make a bunch of stuff.
We could do with more Germans but not the black ones.
Holy fuck, look at him and tell me he's not a fucking alien/reptile
Agree, this anxiety echo chamber is like GLP fear mongering the plebs. We've gone through worse this century.
The interesting thing is that this timing coincides when China yuan becomes an IMF reserve currency after US markets close tomorrow afternoon. Economists caution that this can lead to a significant and immediate depreciation of the USD. Next week is going to be interesting.
Why can't they pay the $ 15 billion fine?
well yeah, since most your exports and imports are from china anyways...
>more demand dollar >moving away from a currency fucked by debt to another currency fucked by debt shiggy diggy
jesus... don't bother us with you knwoledge...
If this were any other time I'd agree with you, but like I said, the US has its own bubbles that will pop with the crash of the euro. There will be no where safe to run to other than emerging markets (us, China) and gold.
This time took a little longer than most.
Just waiting for a cyber attack that cripples the SWIFT system as a precursor to lock accounts and prevent a run on banks.
This means either a Trump win, or Obama win. Hillary is out.
1. They only have $6B set aside for legal settlements. 2. They are in negotiations with the DOJ to pay less.
This and they also have Libor and a few other things coming up. However the DoJ fine was expected to be $4-5B
desu you might even be privileged since the BCB keeps the currency somewhat free-floating, so has a lot less risk than for example the RMB, which is devalued but still somewhat pegged to the dollar