TRuMP GENERAL - SNAKE EDITION

>those eyelashes

HNNNG

sauce?

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So is Finnshill dead or what?

>tfw would have been first but I was finishing reading the posts in the other thread

Damn.

Is Assange going to throw some Killary docs from his balcony?

Don't ever, ever give up. The only way we lose is if we give up.

youtu.be/OCabT_O0YSM

NJ train suspect

Back by popular demand: Claiming your MAGA'd waifus! I claim Penny!

>Make Beacon Great Again!

At least you got trips.

everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:

primarymodel.com/

guys.... this is bad. 87% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?

that's a 1% - 13% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.

i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.

i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.

i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.

i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....

Barron for Secretary of Cyber

No, his announcement is most likely concerning the court case he just lost over his warrant in Sweden.

>Rand Paul

>Minnesota
>Toss Up

>Jew York gets stronger somehow
How?

Do daughterus count?

Keep your furry here, don't infect other threads outside trump generals

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It's just one poll. She's losing ground in all those other states. She's only up by 6 points in Washington.

If Trump becomes president will he help the boers in Africa?

The first word in your post will tell you why

Okay

I'm done

It's clear that Trump will never win the election

87% to 99% chance to win

Kike professors who have been successful at predicting elections for the past 30-50 years have declared Trump will win

I just don't believe them anymore. CTR is right. We should just give up and move onto better and more progressive things.

Who else here ready to join CTR?

CTR is in full damage control. I haven't been this sexually aroused since girls started wearing thongs in middle school.

>polls didnt even matter

After the end of this week, if nothing climbs, then that whole debate was for nothing

This isn't surprising at all!

"As a mark of respect for the memory of Shimon Peres, former President and Prime Minister of Israel, I hereby order, by the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States of America, that the flag of the United States shall be flown at half-staff at the White House and on all public buildings and grounds, at all military posts and naval stations, and on all naval vessels of the Federal Government in the District of Columbia and throughout the United States and its Territories and possessions until sunset, on September 30, 2016. I also direct that the flag shall be flown at half-staff for the same period at all United States embassies, legations, consular offices, and other facilities abroad, including all military facilities and naval vessels and stations."
"IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this twenty-eighth day of September, in the year of our Lord two thousand sixteen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-first.

BARACK OBAMA"

halfstaff.org/

youtu.be/wGbXIS1-NZk

We need to spread this around, too. I can't even fathom that people still like hillary clinton.

You just answered your own question

not until 2nd term, cant risk associating with "neo-nazis".

I think you answered your own question

Many people are saying that Rubio is going to withdraw his endorsement of Trump following these Cuba reports.

FL is gone. Don't be surprised to see his numbers get cut in half there. FL Cubans HATE Cuba.

lel

First time I've seen that edit.

Last thread from me guys. Someone will have to take over.

pastebin.com/nygxu29R OP

I've never read something so cucked in my entire life.

cute awooo

YOUMO BEST TOUHO, FUCK AWOO!

I claim Megumin!

>You will never be a prepubescent boy in middle school trying to sneak a peak at girls thongs through their tight pants again

How can you be so cucked?

Do newsfu's count?

CTR needs to learn how to keep up. They're still 1 Posting by this ID in the last thread.

Kek, bubbleboy has no power here, in the current year.

What is Trump doing to help expand and promote growth in the mummy's cummies industry?

>"No fuck the earth, we have to save the earth"

>Cubans are going to vote for the party trying normalize relations with Cuba over a businessman who funded a golf trip to Cuba at the request of Hillary's husband

Wew

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Climate change propaganda is an insidious program that needs to be shut down. It's all based on lies, exposed lies. No scientist can say anything though without being eviscerated by the machine making billions off the lie.

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Think of the children user. Also Africa is a shit hole.

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Goddamn, I love Alex Jones

bwahahahaha fucking losers

you have wasted the whole past year on this Trump bullshit

I've been telling you since before the convention that your women would betray you.

That's exactly what's happening.

You poor clueless fucks.

Thank GOD he's such an undisciplined egomaniac, because any candidate with any experience would be kicking Hillary's ass.

But not your boy. Amateur hour. Get fucked.

Feels bad man

PARKINSON'S PILL ROLLING CONFIRMED

>youtube.com/watch?v=925ihXI1lkE

>youtube.com/watch?v=925ihXI1lkE

>youtube.com/watch?v=925ihXI1lkE

>work with 90% women in an office of about 130 people
>most are older, married, with children/grandchildren
>all the men are under 40s, all married (cept a couple of us)
>women split, 50/50 for Trump/shillary
>3-4 proTrump guys, the rest are berniecucks
>arguing with one of the cucks
>"bernie supporting shillary shows all his talk was bullshit"
>"no man, you dont understand, he's working behind the scenes to make change happen"
>"like he did in congress, passing no bills?"
>"EXACTLY, he was working through the earmark strategy!"
what is this reality they live in?

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>what did this retard mean by this?

I claimed Holo earlier but I'll do it again.
>inb4 this is the unedited one with the gay watermark
I'm on my phone, suebme.

This.
That is not a symbol of oppression.
That is a symbol of freedom!
Freedom to make this country great again!
Where is this located?
Coincidence?
No.

@@90916654
^^bernout detected, misery loves company

can someone maga this so i can post it with mises' edgy pro-fascist quotes to troll cuckitarians?

Would you?

Why are liberals so literally everything?

ok juan

Neofag is going to be shut down for supporting terrorism.

Yes.

My brother is this way, and won't look at the big picture. He's not for Hillary so its still good. I told him once Trump stabilized the economy and brought jobs back, companies can start researching clean and efficient energy production to stop climate change and restore the Earth.

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They're trying so hard to turn this "hard on cyber" comment into 47% and it's so pathetic.

Because it's 2016.

Do we have to wait another god damn week for polls after debate?

reality isnt their specialty, remember, they supported BERNIE in the first place. Don't expect so much from them. Not-supporting Hillary during their primary is a bare-minimum achievement.

>Let me tell you why none of that matters

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A-and Hillary had ties to the Klan!

>How to get your car stolen

I'll admit he needs a coaching on how the internet works.
>tfw you remember when the internet was just a series of tubes.

The very mild annoyance of every user in this thread, in this board, and indeed throughout Cred Forums, except in the basements of the reposters, goes out to the raging autists who, undaunted by odds, unwearied by being ignored and being asked nicely to stop have forced a meme of such incredible weakness.
Never before in the field of cyber
Have so many been shitposted
By so few

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3793018/How-talk-Bill-Clinton-s-post-presidency-cheating-Canadian-heiress-divorced-neighbor-actress-Gina-Gershon-led-Hillary-s-decision-use-randy-husband-sparingly-campaign.html

DICKING BIMBOS

>that id
wew
blood coming out of your whatever?

The "cyber" part of the comment isn't the worst part. The worst part is that the whole quote is unintelligible babbling with no real meaning to it. Trump is a fucking moron.

You can still do it, but you have to be especially careful about it.

Yes.

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The "threat" that they identify in Cred Forums and Cred Forums in particular is not anything physical, but ideological. Even before the fucking idiots in (((media))) showed Pepe on the electric jew, memes were a thing.

Even memes that are slightly or outright funny are having a Chinese water torture effect on the hegemony of the old media as arbiters of taste and culture. With the rise of "citizen media" their hegemony over what is allowed out and what is held back (gatekeeper function) is essentially destroyed, and they aren't making profit anymore, even with paywalls.

Though efforts have been made to 'clean up' the ability of people to call bullshit when (((media))) say, neglect to mention the race of a perp in a violent crime, by deleting comments, using a proprietary commenting system and then finally having to remove commenting ability completely, they're losing.

The forced anonymity of the chans means that they've lost control almost completely. And with the ratio of lurkers to posters, it's clear that this threat to their position (gatekeepers) and status (the mandarins, the chattering class) is existential.

They are terrified. They probably should be.

Gotta make sure they (((adjust))) the results to fit their narrative

Even if Trump lost the entire Cuban vote he would still win Florida.

Even if they all cast TWO votes for Hillary, he would still win Florida.

They are literally no using "literal" in the proper context.
>tfw grammar NatSoc

Let me the see the whole face and I'll have my answer.

>tfw no MAGA shoops of my daughteru

Girls that love apples hold a special place in my heart.

You have time to take over the Trumpgen?

So do you guys think you've actually gotten anywhere over the last year trying to call a billionaire businessman who has succeeded at almost everything he's ever tried an idiot?

It starts with
>ONE POLL

I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on but didn’t even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go

>HE TRIED SOOOOO HARDDDDDDDDDDD

>AND GOT SOOOOOOOOO FARRRRRRRRRRR

>BUT IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>IT DOESNT EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRRRRR

youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

>they don't realize cyber is the most /aesthetic/ term for the internet
Where were you when Trump singlehandedly bought back the 90s?

how feminine is her benis?

>changing one word
Come on lad at least try to be original

That Canadian sure loves his Linkin Park meme, he's posted it in every thread for three hours straight now.

>get tough on cyber security
>ISIS is beating us when it comes to their online recruitment

That's difficult to understand?

>"I think Merkel is a really great world leader...I was always a Merkel person."
What did Trump mean by this?
theguardian.com/us-news/2016/sep/29/trump-angela-merkel-favorite-world-leader-hillary-clinton

Anyone wanna cyber? ;) asl?

Will Trump help save the Yazidi people from ISIS ?

o'keefe better stay away from barbells

T R U M P W A V E

Why is she, and other wolf girls, so perfect?

>mfw i spent 6 million dollars on memes and all I got was this shitty video

j-just

Unfortunately, no. I have to go to a Christian service soon and I'll be unavailable. I wish I could.

Sorry.

this so much sempai!

when i first heard one of them liked bernie, i laughed in his face and said "the communist?"
>he's a socialist, there IS a difference you know
>oh really? what's the difference?
>well we dont want to be russia
>just venezuela amirite?
>HURRRRRRRR YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SOCIALISM IS DONT YOU WATCH STAR TREK
true story

Is he the guy who listens to "In the End" over and over again?

Even when he dumbs down his language for retards, CTR still doesn't understand.

>implying anyone smart would ever say anything at retarded as the quote above
>implying he earned that money and he didn't inherit it

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He listens to Savage, so I'm sure he's heard of them.

RNC: Melania plagiarism, Cruz non-endorsement
DNC: BTFO by Michelle Obama and Khans
Post-DNC: takes the bait on gold star parents
First debate: that fucking performance

wew lad what a well-run campaign

It's more of a retro fusion, chummer.

youtube.com/watch?v=q29bweNyGjM

We're going to make the future N E O N again.

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>letting Howard Dean be in charge of your maymays

This isn't going to end well for you.

>90917143 (You)
This was so funny the first 19 times you posted it today.

>cut in half

lul

t. Floridian

That's okay. Don't have anything tomorrow, so if I have to make another that's fine.

>forgot about the party where Star Trek is post-scarcity and they could never want for any raw material or finished product in existence

You have time to take over the trumpgen?

ayyy
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/781619038699094016

>still tied despite outspending Trump 50:1
Being Hillary must suck ass.

>still virtually tied with Illary
If our guy's bad she must be fucking awful Jesus Christ

I mean, he can't say Putin and Theresa May has no record yet.
Like fuck, who else even is there? The entire world is cucked.

Didn't Merkel even say refugees were a mistake recently?

>tfw in 6 weeks you will never wake up to watch trump rallies ever again
>tfw in 6 weeks you will never wake up to watch trump interviews again
>tfw in 6 weeks you will never wake up to read trumps tweets again
>tfw in 6 weeks you will never post in a Trump General ever again
>tfw trump will die in your lifetime
>tfw america will turn into mexico because hillary will grant amnesty to 15 million and allow another 15 million in
>tfw no one like trump will ever be elected again, it will only be cuckservatives and radical leftists
>tfw guns and other rights will be taken away because hillary will appoint at least 3 supreme court justices, tilting the supreme court liberal
>tfw america will continue down its decline and be destroyed over by china and allies
>tfw russia will be the most powerful nation on earth, and america will be cucked beyond the point of no return
>tfw the white race will become extinct, ending civilization forever
>tfw burgers will no longer be able to make fun of leafs cuz they will be even more cucked

>not getting paid in (you) while being an servant to a newly Risen Elder God
Your worthless paper promissory notes backed by moloch cannot Save you now. Praise Kek!

>Minnesota is now a toss-up

BY KEK'S WILL.

HE IS CALLED TO SERVE.

CRUSADERKUN HAS THE CON.

>all that happens
>still neck and neck

Wow Hillary's campaign must be running better than them I guess

B-buhbuh bh uhbuvbhb bbhhububhubunububububhbunhbhnhbhbhbunubububububu ubububububu

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His father died a millionaire and split his money (after inheritance tax) between four children. Don already had an established business when his father died

>Clinton more cucked then Trudeau
if Trudeau was a serious contender for our presidency I would kill myself.

Minesotta is NOW a PEHPEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did he mean by this?

ayyy

Isn't Howard Dean the infamous coke head?

I'm not sure I understand this meme

Crusaderkun for press secretary!

By the will of Kek I will carry your will out.
What's the pastebin?

I don't even understand what exactly you're trying to achive

>Merkel admit refugees were a mistake

No, she said that she wishes she could have prepared the government to handle the "migration" better.

Well she's got the whole 600 year old god thing going on for her.

>sick bantz
>incredibly useful to have around
>highly intelligent
>good taste
>able to hold her own
>absolute qt
>knows how to make deals
>illiterate because she never bothered t learn which is kinda cute

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=47&v=64xoDyethW8

the absolute madman

>Wrote a pro-Trump comment on a swedish political analyst Facebook site

>Analyst: "Hillary gaining 6+ points on Trump in latest poll! Clearly points at her winning the debate"
>Me: "Where did you get that result from? The latest Rasmussen poll report says, Clinton +1"
>Banned

Ugh..

But Clinton is a literal cuckolf

was debunked earlier

pastebin.com/nygxu29R

Can't argue with those digits

(((Mordecai)))

Absolutely, in a heartbeat, don't care about gender anymore goddamit I just want to fug. Gimme some of that sweet sauce my leaf friend.

>If CTR is going to lie and shitpost low energy
>Let's lie about Hillary

I'm having trouble making anything up as it will likely be true

I guess that tells you something about Trudeau.

Based Crusaderkun! Thanks for all you do.

Can someone post the image where Trump deporting the monstergirls

I got you lad, stay strong.

>Swedish
Ok that is understandable.

You guys are alright.

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Yeah, I think he was just talking about how Germany was doing well economically before the crisis, and it's sad because he used to respect her. Not how the Lügenpresse is portraying it, but I guess his answer could have been worse.

Why is Trump such a tubby fat lard ass

kek

Trudeau is:
>6'2''
>handsome
>skilled at mma fighting and various other sports
>good dancer
>high approval rating
>gets all the women
>model
>is loved by everyone

Trudeau over Drumpf any day!

Aren't booby traps illegal?

You did good, user.

>excuse me my good redditor but i do believe this is a practical example of socialism
>Venezuelan flag
Can't find the gif

Why has nobody repurposed snek into Kauket?

The Rasmussen poll from 7/26 - 7/27? HITLARY BTFO. Guess I #stump4trump now

The debates are always for nothing. They're essentially theater to get your base riled up.

>pastebin.com/nygxu29R
Woah, you're in Italy? Coolbeans, what part?

Trump starting to go hard on the foundation stuff.
He better bring it up in the next debates and drop some heavy red pills

I wish you would fall into one.

>DUDE IT'S NOT TRUE BECAUSE TRUMP SAID SO PLEASE BELIEVE US LMAO
Totally debunked. Shillary is fucking done. DONE.

there's a debate about how lethal.

booby trap to kill? you're going to jail. booby trap to spray water on people? you'll make the local news and sleep in your own bed. mild shock? probably nothing will happen to you.

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I could explain you why but you don't seem to be interested

HELP

Can somebody post the miss piggy infographic please? Need to uncuck a cuck on FB.

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Wew lad. You should really see a doctor if you feel that much pain in your butt.

Because he rich as fuck nigga

Show me one person who's as rich as Trump and looks better. Gonna laugh hard if you say Zuckerkike

Hillary can't even walk on the ground, Trump is climbing a fucking vertical wall here.

I only helped spam the polls to lower CTR's morale.

Why would you make anything up. Hillary has more scandals and illegal actions to her credit than anyone can keep track of. Stick to her actual crimes and treasons. No need to lie like a Liberal, the truth has a trump bias

Show me, I need something good to happen today.

Please, I insist. I'd love to see your spin

I also would like to have a trap with boobies.

xvideos.com/video5498083/alicia_machado_anal
scene is from Apprentass 4 from what i've learned online
>"but it's not her!"

thanks! MAGA

no problem

A booby trap may be defined as any concealed or camouflaged device designed to cause bodily injury when triggered by any action of a person making contact with the device. This term includes guns, ammunition, or explosive devices attached to trip wires or other triggering mechanisms, sharpened stakes, nails, spikes, electrical devices, lines or wires with hooks attached, and devices for the production of toxic fumes or gases.

If a person sets up such a trap to protect his/her property, he/she will be liable for any injury or death even to an unwanted intruder such as a burglar. It is illegal to set a booby trap on one's own property to prevent intruders.

>tfw Trump posting will be cool during his Presidency

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>Uncucking a cuck with information and statistics alone
Never gonna work in a million billion years.

>otally debunked. Shillary is fucking done. DONE.
You said it.

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter

>Deutschbank
The fire rises

Depends on the state.

Booby traps involving firearms are illegal at the federal level, however.

I don't even care about policies anymore, this election will make or break American culture. In all honesty I'm completely invested emotionally at this point because if (when) trump wins, the tears, by god, the tears that will flow on every social media site, on every media channel, from every politician, CTR, Hillary Clinton, liberals, SJW's, their pain will sustain me and give me life for years to come. I'm gonna watch that election night unfold like a child on christmas, it's gonna be so fucking awesome. Who else here is /hype/?

Also going off of Scott Adams who has been scary accurate thus far, I'm already confident Trump is gonna win in a landslide like he said. So much that I've told everyone I know that and have bet like $300 on the election lel.

no thanks to the op for the past six hours?

baka

So our local 400-lb hackers are the Canadian and the nighttime Finn. Anyone else?

>FIELD OF MEMES

BY KEK'S BRAZEN BALLS, WHAT ENERGIES DO WE WIELD, LADS?

"He gained a massive amount of weight. It was a real problem. This is somebody who likes to eat."

Good thing I have several linkin park songs in my filter, seems like the brainless monkeys at CTR really pushed that one today.

Isn't there another video where she's having sex on reality tv?

Norway is that you?
Either way thank you. You do a great service to these threads.

So you'd only really be in trouble if you caused serious physical harm? It probably depends on the state, too.

But the anxiety of possibly losing because (((They))) rigged it is killing me. I can't stop worrying about it until he wins.

>Nate Hydrogen

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>Only 6 hours
You deserve thanks!

I'm just meming you. It takes a special kind of autism to OP for extended periods of time.

>tfw my sister was lecturing my dad on the phone about how bad brexit was

Trump doesn't get paid for his looks unlike super models. Despite that, he's still a sexy beast and I totally would.

It was under a programm Bill Clinton initiated to build up relations (so have fun spinning this to be good for Hillary).
Trump participated, he hired a company to do it for him and go over.
This company didn't get a license and just went off like that.
That's it.

Guys... what is this talk about Trump and Cuba I keep hearing about.

Poor baby, did the big meanie trigger you?

>blue nevada/co/nc/fl
>light red ohio
lol indeed

Bologna for work, the heart of the leftist scourge. I've been ripping down Antifa stickers all week.

No sure health is a winning argument, CTR.

Could someone please give me a run-down of what happened today...

Any good or bad news for Trump?
What about Hillary? Is she still breathing?

That would be correct.

>PPP Polling
>Pupe

Choose one.

underrated post

Literally the only thing that *changed* was FL going blue. I'm sure that won't be back to normal in a week.

>daughteru is a 15 year old ayyy with half of her life already over
I make myself suffer

she was on some reality show, and there are "risque" scenes fromwhat i've read

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k

Report her to UKIP, globalist scum

Nah, I'm another Norway dude. Don't use a trip

checked. yeah, was in the zone, but I've gotten a lot of other stuff done.

How many times did she reference Current Year Man?

True, that's why it's so exciting. It's right around the fucking corner and it's the biggest gamble of my lifetime, and fuck I love gambling (that's why I'm gonna lose $300 or double that), the energy just picks up as the polls stay neck and neck, I love it and hate it.

Ryuko!

Sorry he only gets off to Ivanka now

Does it ever get old, watching the bat collapse like her battery packs been pulled? That Ben Garrison predicted the toes dragging on the asphalt makes it even more glorious.

She wouldn't dare discuss politics around me because I use facts. She relies only on emotion. 99% of the time her cognitive dissonance kicks in and she just walks away without forming a coherent argument.

Great pasta. Have my rarest pepe

>acceptance
won't happen unless it's clear she is in such bad health that her body will shut down within a few months anyway, otherwise nobody other than her dickriders will ever support her in anything.

Scott Adams has been wrong sometimes. His prediction of Scott Brown for VP was absurd. And he did waver a bit like all of us when Trump was having a lot of problems in the summer. But he's still a great intellect and one hell of an ally to have.

Where do you bet money? I think I should as well, this has been the best entertainment ever.

What reason is there to belive him when he was so far off last time?

Good evening /TG/...Illinois for Trump here

'Tis a terrible thing to outlive your daughteru.

trump doesn't even have to talk about Clinton being a bitch to her husband's mistresses. CNN is doing it for free

topkek

WHY DOES DRUMPF KEEP WINNING THE POLLS!? HIS CAMPAIGN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

G-g-guys... This isn't looking good. I thought Hillary won the debate b-but....
Trump has gone up in the polls by 4%... I guess Trump really did win.... I-I'm sorry guys...

But I can no longer support Hillary after her terrible debate performance...

This was th-the first poll taken after the debates....
And trump literally gained support guys...
I'm sorry, b-but I guess I'm no longer a Hillary supporter...

She had one shot to humanize herself and she blew it... Th-this election is over now.... It wasn't supposed to be this way....

thegatewaypundit.com/2016/09/breaking-gravis-post-debate-poll-trump-4-undecideds-go-trump-hillary-34-5/

ITT: former Hillary supporters explain why we now support trump.

>PEE POO POO PEE

>tfw will never be Ivanka
Do you have any chubby Trump pics that weren't taken on that same day? I'd like to see more.

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How much are you getting paid for this, Little Marco? Is it going straight to your Trump University account?

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He was almost at acceptance before the debate. It gave him the sliver of hope that's he's clinging to now.

He's going to lose Florida

Not good. Nate Hydrogen took away Florida and North Carolina, and they are pushing a lot of hurtful lies like the idea that he broke the trade embargo with Cuba. The debate was designed to be a knockout blow. He survived, and now (((they're))) angry.

Awooo.

MAGA

>I have no argument nor any form of an intelligent rebuttal

>tfw argued with a fellow burger over Brexit
>they got all of their news from Tumblr
>not even fom news links but peoples personal blogs that are 100% opinion
>that'snothowthisworksholyshit
>they don't get it
>same thing happened when I argued for Trump
>both arguments ended in them literally plugging their ears and say that they were done with this conversation because "you're wrong and you can't see how wrong you are"

Florida going blue at this point is like saying Maryland will go Red.

Sorry m8. I love you and your undying effort to save America. I'm Norwegian as fuck and will always defend the Homeland. Make Hansa Norway Again!

>where do you bet

As an American, you can't legally. The only way is to give a fake address and use an overseas website. They never verify your address so you should be good.

lol. He's tied even after his "gaffe".

>He's going to lose Florida

Marxist pawns are scattered all over Europe in large numbers.
Aside from that I hope you're enjoying your trip and hope there isn't too many gypsies.
Thank you dearly, go get some rest.

He lowered his chances to 82% I think a few months back but now he is more solid then ever. When people ask who is gonna win on his periscope he actually laughs and asks if they're serious, that's how confident he is. I think he has the patterns down, I'm just taking comfort in that and rolling with it. If he didn't and if Trump loses his reputation will be shit on for the rest of his life, so this is a WAY bigger gamble for him then me lel, by far.

As far as that goes, I'm just pooling money with my friends. We're all throwing money in the ring, I'm one of the few people betting on Trump lel.

Wow good argument you showed him.
How will Drumpf recover?

Despite the fact that Trump has set an astonishing record by being the first Republican in history to score more Republican early voters in Florida, Nate Silver today claimed that Trump no longer has a good chance of taking the state.

We can see his neutrality on the issue from space

So I see you can't argue against me.
Thought so.
See you in the next thread.

But what happened? I really don't want to go to r/politics to find out

Exactly I can't seem to break through that. Where they just lock up and shut their brains off. I'm kinda envious of that level of retardation. It must be blissful.

what is this

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Don't give a fuck about the content or it's legitimacy, but damn that brock guy is a total cunt.

WAAAA!

A-atleast she got her happy ending.

It was one of the rare times he went outside without a $10,000 suit that hides how fucking fat he is

>he's going to lose Florida

Pic related is your dead Dad.

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Is that a real pic

>tied
>Clinton +2
>post-debate polls aren't even out
>no Cuba polls yet
lmao

A single oversampled Democrat poll that apparently changed FL and NC. It's the same for Hillary's "bump" after the convention.

You guys really aren't as good as this as us

>Clinton +2
>both at 47

alri

Say hello to the next moderator.

Damn, I had no idea Orban was so based.

Your "argument" is literally "Trump said he dindu nuffin, so he dindu nuffin, because the three little Cubans said so".

Your mother tried to abort you with her bare hands

Legs not working, so they take her by the arms and throw her in the van like a sack of potatoes. So presidential!

hands off

my friend thinks Soros is a conspiracy and that Trump is figuratively hitler. Should I drop him or wait for the election to pass?

>Clinton +2
She's +0.5. Even if you were right, 2 is well within the MoE.
How about those early voting ballots? Or were they not (((adjusted))) to your liking?

I want to believe

I just want to hug him tbhfam

reminds me of grandpap

Petry endorsed him too today

sauce on pic

Meenah is mine. MINE.

MUH CUBA

Tubby's at it again!

I love new bread

drop

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Nice user.Where was this?Were you there?

Nice try faggit

Are you doing your part!

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>Legs not working

Her everything's not working! She was cold dead to the fucking world. I can't not watch it again.

just because kek wills it

>implying

Nice try, leaf. We've all seen the video of him sparring and falling to the canvas from a single love tap. Sad. I don't want girls that want gay men as their boyfriends. Do you want AIDs? Because that's how you get AIDs.

Change Farage's quote to "I wouldn't vote for Clinton if she paid me."

She looks like a midget here.

that is what trump posted on twitter when Illinois was called for him in the primary

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=529503724

Hear miss piggy squeal

What's it like to get wrecked by amateurs? How's that polisci degree working out for you?

>LA Times
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TRUMP KEKS ARE THIS DESPERATE

I think I'll score big time with my bet. $200 bet on that if he wins, he must build the wall in his first 4 years. If he doesn't win, neither of us pay anything. Trump thrives off of approval, he'll fight to the death to defend his biggest campaign promise.

its photoshopped u fucking retard

god damn, go shart in a mart or something u fucking burger

MUH EMAILS

He actually presented in the form of citing a specific program that confirmed that it was not breaking embargo

Orban is a baddass!

>citing a specific program that confirmed that it was not breaking embargo
Except it didn't

>quoting a poll which has endorsed your opponent is no longer allowed
what did he mean by this

Nate took it upon himself to 'ADJUST' an LA Times poll?? to unskew anothers poll results???

wtf

>quoting the one poll that makes you look good
What did he mean by this?

what the fuck is a morning consult???

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The LA Times endorsed hillary clinton

Ramussen does a fine job of that, notice nobody bothers with it.

>2016
>Fat-shaming
ISHYGSDDT