What do you think of brazil

cool country.

ur a liar

I honestly truly hate it

and I never used to feel this way for most of my life. I always figured brazil was probably a pretty cool place, a poor country sure but maybe the nice areas are worth visiting.

that is until I met brazilians, and I have come into contact with many of you since one of my close friends is now engaged to one. you are the most insufferable faggots I have ever come into contact with, all you do is smoke,talk loudly, and complain about how great brazil is and how shitty america is..and well then why the fuck did you come here?
yup, our winters are cold, but that definitely beats crippling poverty
you guys exhale pure obnoxygen.

I dread the fact that I have to go to your shitty country next year for the wedding

Entertaining and plenty of fun gun fights.

liar indeed

...

american portugual

why would i lie? Brazil is cool.

brazilians don't even smoke

we just eat bananas and throw crap at each other

I like southern brazil, the rest is brazil tier

No it isn't

post the gif you fucking google.

i dont smoke never talk to ppl and i complain some times whats really shitty about brazil are the commies and the aids

why?

>people on this website believe the south-brazil meme
wew

brazil sucks deek

I have only known one Brazilian kid in my life and it was in school, he was a blend of hard-working honest man and annoying half-wit.

>cacetinho

not an answer, it's a nice country. there's shit places in every country.

Ive been there fagit

Probably a cool place except for all the thieving favela niggers.

no whites

but the shitty places in brazil are everywhere

It's what the US will be if democracts continue getting elected
>bunch of latinos
>crap education
>self-victimising lazy population of underachievers
>police is deemed evil and criminals rule
>lots of druggies and degenerates
>leftism controls all education
>people think working and studying is for losers
>high as fuck taxes
>shitty products and shitty standards
>shitty public services
>extremely corrupt public servant class
>broken army
>no guns

>le ebin south brazil

2 of the 50 most violent cities in the world are in the south

Not even fucking Rio de Janeiro is in the 50 most violent

God bless São Paulo and our pet Haitians and Angolans

because its a developing country, in a few decades it will be great, i believe in you.

That's not a brazilian, that is a leftist bitch loser or a braindead jingoist.
"Muh Brazil Is Great" wankers are the worst.

this is sad...

*monkeys
cacetinho

yes you do, every one of you I have met (and it has been several dozen at this point) smokes, and you are the only people I see who still smoke at all

and not to be a faggot and meme too hard, but it literally is the current year, why is anyone smoking cigarettes?

like when I recently learned about how you don't flush toilet paper and just use a waste basket because the infrastructure is so garbage. I'm shocked when I ask one of the brazilians I know and she says "well that's just the way it is"
and I'm disgusted that you people are ok with that

People have literally been saying that since the 50s.

Delete this

nah, america is built on magic dirt, we'll be ok

Only 4% of the Brazilian population lives in favelas, it's mostly a meme.

South Brazil was fine up until it became proto-europe in terms of cuckfication and SJWism.
It's disgusting.

You must be from MA

Niggers

The infrastructure depends on the state tbqh

In the southeastern states it's pretty decent, you can flush your TP

>implying we smoke cigarretes
we only smoke crack rocks

Also Brazil is disgusting it should be nuked

germanic brothers

Which city are you going to visit for the weeding?

Look what they did to the WoW servers they're on, literally everyone avoids the Brazil servers like the fucking plague because it's all
>GIB GIB GIB GOLDDD
or
>I REPORT YOU JAJAJAAJAJJA

I don't.

That's not very nice

Not flushing is tradition at this point.
POO IN TRASH.

Jokes aside, you're probably meeting the "INTELLECTUAL ELITE" that hates the USA, loves commieshit and yet moves to america, drinks jack daniels whiskey, drives a BMW and spends more cash in smokes than the entire GDP of Africa.

sao paulo

I'm the best man too. And If they think I'm going to prepare a speech in portuguese they have another thing coming.

>Brazil
>Rio Olympics
>Over 23,000,000 mugging reports on the first day

Brazil is full of niggers.

Achamos o nordestino sujo!
Fucking nigger.

Question.

Since most of the western countries will become more like Brazil, do any Brazil anons have any tips on how to succeed in a mongrelised society?

...

be rich and live in gated community with armed security

São Paulo is nice

I live in the Itaim Bibi neighborhood if you feel like getting some buttsex

They do that with every MMO they play.

Chinese, japanese and korean companies rangeban brazillian IPs on their mmo's.

kill the commies quickly and you'll be fine

Fun fact: Average monthly wage in brazil is around 2220 R$ by current statistics (~600 Euros). It's not much but it's higher than most of eastern Europe.

google.com.br/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://economia.uol.com.br/empregos-e-carreiras/noticias/redacao/2016/03/23/salario-medio-cai-75-em-um-ano-para-r-222750-salvador-lidera-queda.amp.htm&ved=0ahUKEwi_2NTy8bXPAhVBIZAKHQcsCD0QFggbMAA&usg=AFQjCNE5ei20B4DdSKU6BIcBdJxIE2dJNw
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_countries_by_average_wage

>I REPORT YOU JAJAJAAJAJJA
>JAJA
Brazil or JAJA pick one.

This.

No, everyone else will be much worse off than us
All of your non-whites hate you and want to wipe you off the planet, and your countries are controlled by Jews who want to make sure it will happen

>niggers
You don't need to be a nigger to be a thieving cunt, unless you mean 'behave like niggers' in which case yes 90% of Brazil are niggers.

Just call them veadinhos.

>companies bring MMO servers to Brazil
>almost the entire player base are hacking 12 year olds

No, it isn't. The average wage in Brazil is a mere 15 dollars a month.

>smoke
kek nice try

are you one of those abundant trannies?

I thought of vin diesel

It is HUEHUEHUEHUEH not JAJAJA,
JAJAJA is for spaniards.

>come to the most violent city in a country then complains after getting mugged

Nothing to see here

Dont forget about 61% tax in everything we buy.

>15 dollars a month
Are you retarded? It's about 700 dollars per month.

>Source: your ass

Your language and culture is garbage either way, I don't see the issue.

...

Nah i mean if you want me to fuck you in the ass

Multicultural diverse inclusive buzzwords buzzwords paradise.

w-we are not like t-them!
o s-sul... o sul é meu país!!
independence n-now!

It's more like your only pride of your failed nation.

northeast didnt vote for pt. they are pretty most conservative. they hate gays and vote right. The south is a communist factory tho. Prestes ? south, Luciana genro ? south. The list is huge but those are some expressive trash that comes from that shitty state. and before you atack my origin. im from southeast. also Fuck you.

do you live in california by any change?

Pretty much this.

Every time I encounter a brazilian it's always:

>HUEHUEHEUEHEHUEHEUEHE U FUK UR MOMMA HUEUHUEHEUEEHEUE I RAPE U FAMILY IN FRONT OF U PIG
>BR BR BR BR BR BR BR
>BR BEST BR BEST HUEHUEHUEHEUEHEUE
>I STIK UR FINGER UP MY POO HOLE HUEHUEHUEHUE

Northeastern Detected
LOL
O
L

South may be a bunch of cucked SJWs, but it's still better than you literal gibsmedat niggers.

The whole country is like one big Chicago.

oh....I see

you don't want to do that, I have a lot of body hair. It's a mess back there most of the time.

Detroit*

Own a gun.

I fucking wish we looked as good as Chicago

Are you this fucking deluded, pretinho?

Talked to some brazillians.

THE STUPIDEST MOTHERFUCKERS ON EARTH

>This is racist
>Thats sexist
>We should help all black people
>We need to help more people

WAH WAH WAH Conservatives suck.

SHIT HOLE COUNTRY FULL OF WHINY FUCKS WHO ARE MORE CONCERNED WITH RACE THEN FIXING THEIR PROBLEMS

>starvation
>disease
>bodies in rivers
>Poor education
>crime EVERYWHERE
>SHIT FUCKING HOLE

FUCK BRAZIL

nope. I'm in the other communist shitblock in this country

If you can't even figure out JAJAJAJA isn't from here then you have no absolutely no clue about Brazil and shouldn't try to post about it.

Sao Paulo is a nice city however its to crowded.

You won't see many blacks however plenty brown folks like this boy.

Sounds like americans.

Nah we got people with balls still. Your country sucks degenerate retards who inject cement in their asses. Literally should be decimated

In my state commies are getting elected as mayors and shit.
they literally make rallies wearing communism shirts

>>starvation
>>disease
>>bodies in rivers

Goddamn, what is it with americans think we all live in mudhuts in the middle of the jungle

>you disagree with me, therefore you're from the north-east

Usually the hues you find in burgerland are the biggest commie retards.

We have the most skypes outside of israel. What's your excuse?

"we got people with balls still"
Is this some kind of joke? You are getting cucked to death by liberals, and elected a black president twice something not even the shithole of Huezil has done.

Sounds like petistas alright

i don't
huehue

You all have super hot transsexuals.

Some do

It's 15 dollars a month, pablojeet. Go mug more tourists you filthy rodent. 90% of Brazils wealth comes from tourism, more specifically mugging tourists. They even document it as part of their GDP reporting.

Only nordestinos get butthurt about other states not being mainly a bunch of brown manlets that literally depend on welfare to exist.

The hues there and here are utter morons.

I SAW THE FUCKING APTS I was talking to ppl who LIVE THERE they sent pics. Families of 6 living in a fucking apt that is surrounded by a fence and thats the middle fucking class. ITS A SHITHOLE

Their porn is for fucking degenerates.

I love it.

90% of our population is mixed race

Oh right
>ausfaggia
Don't you have to prep the Emu for your wife?

bout 240USD minumum wage

Come down south boy.

vocaroo.com/i/s047W13KgviJ

nah the media makes it seem a lot more prevalent.

we are having problems with it, but we're getting to the point where a ton of people are getting tired of it.

I live in the northeast capital (not born here btw) and the mayor election is a three way dispute between 3 right-wing candidates. Get your shit together senpai

>Post Hippie smoking weed pic
>mur ur cu ture is shiet

The country's overall average monthly salary is $678.90. Brazil's official minimum wage in 2010 was $288 per month – less than $10 per day. Incomes tend to be higher in the south and southeast areas of the country. The coastal city of Florianápolis boasted the country's highest average income: $888.5 per month.
HAHAHAHAH KEEP THESE PEOPLE OUT OF AMERICA THEY FUCKED THEIR COUNTRY UP BADDDD.

>read thread
So this is pol now.

Sternly crying Pepe.jpg
Aretheyevenjewscryingsoftlypepe.gif

Sorry Cred Forums bro, but that Brazilian did make a damn fine point there.

>nah the media makes it seem a lot more prevalent.
wow... you mean... exactly like our own problems??????????

Thats from lord of the rings hahahaha you fucks dont even have fucking DVD you need VHS

Hey check out my proxy i have never been to AL TX NV WY MT LA or MS HURRR Fucking retards
Yeah the north of our country sucks. BUT GOD AT LEAST HALF IS GOOD STILL

Bruh you can't really say Brazil problems are the same as America.

Your problems may he exaggerated, as are ours, but they are not in reality the same exact problems to equal degrees.

Being realistic, how much of Brazil consists of land area where the racial demographics are 70% white per every square mile, for example?

Oh and btw we also have free university and it costs us a lot and most ppl fail at university because they are a bunch of retarded monkeys

I haven't been insulting brasil in this thread.

I'm actually interested in it because I'm majoring in wildife science.

My memory is too shit to learn other languages though. I've tried.

To die in the race war would be a beautiful death

Why is there Cyrillic on that flag?

Captcha: CURRIE N

insult us we know we live in a fuckin shithole of a country filled with shitty negros

SP + the three southern states are 70%+ white.

>northeast didnt vote for pt.
What the fuck have you been smoking you filthy mongrel

No, that isn't middle class, I'm sorry but you might have connected your blood to a bunch of poorfags.

I've noticed as much, same happened here but there is still not enough traction. Plus leftists have started radicalizing further.

ok.

your country is full of subhuman criminals, and I fucking hate them because I want to see the rain forest, but if I go there I will get shot.

800 a month.
>800 a month
>800 a month
>800 a month
>800 a month

>combined population of southern three states is less than the NY metropolitan area

That is not even comparable my manz. You see my point?

Why do Brazilians do this? Literally every porno or video of a good looking woman dancing or something it's always a white woman but they always title it as "HOT BRAZILIAN WOMAN" in some cases where you can clearly see the person in the video are speaking Norwegian or Finnish or German or something European or you can see a European flag in the back.

which is the least violent country containing part of the amazon btw?

>it's a brazilians shitposting on Cred Forums making me ashamed of my country episode

I have smashed many many many brazillian women THE EASIEST TO SMASH IF YOU ARE MERICAN.

They are beyond brainwashed picture the worse liberal college SJW this is their avg woman.

800 what a month?
Did you have a stroke?

Ur acctually right i would rather fuck a coconut than a brazilian woman at least they are smarter

Brazil demographics blacks/ brown:
North 70%
Central 40%
South 10%

Really? SP is one the biggest cities in the world.

you are watching porn in some crazy ass sites. the sites i go every brazilian on brazileirinhas look like brazilian whores. that are indeed our finest girls. not even half of the pornstarts are white. brasileirinhas.com.br/pornstars/

>NYC Metropolitan area
>23,723,696 people

>Southern Brazil
>27,380,000 people

???

WHY TELL ME WHY.

Great girl
very nice
hahah fun talk
discusses politics
Dumb AF

They are so stupid i mean feminist to the core and believe whites are why brazil failed.

You are absolutely right, I study at a federal university and it's pure condensated cuckdom.
>my classmates keep sharing shit about how 'ebil' Trump is

Just end this, now.

post the gif

LOL
O
L

>tfw you make amerifats mad just by existing

I love my country even more.

Ever wonder why fat people pretend it's not their fault they are fat?
Same logic applies to latin america, except even the people that brought a bit of law, order and progress fell for the meme and now believe they (the ones that were actually contributing) are to blame for this place being a shithole.

>Olympics opening didn't even acknowledge the italians and germans
JUST

I noticed this too and this is why i rage at brazillians.

>Hey you know glass ceiling is fake women make the same
>No you are wrong
>Uhh heres stats and evidence
>No you are wrong

And they believe in retarded spiritual healing shit i have never seen before its literally AIDS its shit like santaria. They are like robots. Racist, whites evil, men evil, xenophobe.

Brazil built a stadium... Around POO SHACKS

Media and civilians from other countries at the stadium weren't even allowed to leave the premises without tactical departure by military specialists in a stealth helicopter.

I dunno girls in brazil just believe shit and i still to this day i haven't met a girl thats any more smart than an average Sjw its ridiculous.
Thats why i just stay at home just shitposting.

Have you ever seen the retarded women who honestly believe in astrology?
I thought it was a meme until I started noticed dumb fucks actually making decisions based on astrology.

tfw wen u suck bepis an it give yogurt :D

Here's an upper class dwelling, notice the vehicles? Stolen from tourists

THEY ARE SOOOOO SEXY tho and were VERY easy to get I mean I have a little muscle and shit they were fucking all over me. I think your education system is bad and brainwashes them because they all say they learned it at school.

Pol, we need your help. those two are rightwing coservatives, the woman was our president that took a coupe d'état. This other man was her minister, that will soon be in jail. we need your help. Michel the usurper Temer is creating a coalition With the other leftists like Bolsonaro to take the power from the family and implant a homosexual Tird wave feminist transgender empire. We cant save brazil without you Cred Forums

This
Non-southerners pretty much envy the south because they know it's whiter and richer than whichever shithole part of the rest of brazil they were born at.
This does not include most of São Paulo though.

I KNOW THESE TWO!!!! The girls i fucked called them nazis and said they belong in hell.

That picture is old, it's from before the stadium was rebuilt and the government destroyed the favelas around it

It looks better nowadays

fucking kek.

I still wonder why any sane person actually went to the olympics.

FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED
SOME BRAZILIAN RETARDS ACCTUALLY BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY.
THIS COUNTRY IS THE WORST

Here's a typical Brazilian man getting up for work. You can see his tractor to the right down the alley way. This is middle class suburbia in Brazil.

I'd rather be 600 pounds than live anywhere south of the border.

see!! they are nazis !! they belong in power.

epic, simply epic..

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE They are commies mate dont spread misinformation

Got'em

I was looking at different stats but fine: the whitest part of your country is barely 20% larger than the NY metro area.

THIS IS ALL TRUE
PLEASE SAVE US

Shut up communist fuck !!! Bolsonaro will never make my country a North Korea. God hates communist fags maconheiros like you.

Serious question to all BRs, have you noticed a notable influx of posts like this in your jewbook/social media?

Americans believe in UFOs and lizardmen. It's not that much of a stretch.

I mean in our defense Japanese people also take astrology way more seriously than they should and they're doing great for the most part

EL OH EL is this some North Korea style propaganda?

JUST LOOK AT THE CARS THEYRE ALL THE SAME LOL are they all cardboard? Notice how theres no cars in the carparks LOL they literally set up some cardboard cut outs of cars and took a photo

EH OH EL

LEL

America has 1.5 times the Brazilian population.
Plus São Paulo accounts for nearly 1/4 of the entire population, so it makes sense that anywhere that isn't São Paulo will have kinda "disproportional" numbers.

Don't forget about creationism and evolution denial kek.

>Bolsonaro is the next marx

The largest white metropolitan area in the world is São Paulo's metropolitan area

21 242 939 people

59,2% white

dude that place is the fucking Maracana. Its a temple of football. please more respect. also the traffic there is ultimate shit. Like india level of chaos. this pic was shot in a good day. i used to live close to it.

I think they digitally added more cars for a prettier picture.

Here's a typical Brazilian neighbourhood

>They haven't even been in any wars

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD?

Don't forget about communism and socialism and the anarchists

>a blend of hard-working honest man and annoying half-wit
That should be in our flag

nigger please. you should be a fucking developed country.
youtube.com/watch?v=1M7sUCElJK0

You're trying really hard to shitpost aren't you?
Here have a few more (you)s for the effort.

>obnoxygen

>closed stadium
>notice how theres no cars in the carparks

Why are u arguing with him hes just shitposting like a retard

>The largest white metropolitan area in the world is São Paulo's metropolitan area

HOLY FUCKING W0T M8? LMAO

this is Filipino tier delusional

>that photo

...

Community bath in Brazil

Probably Ecuador or Peru

Are you just pretending to be retarded?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_metropolitan_areas_by_population

>Number 1 to 12 on the list are Asian or Latin American
>44.6% of New York City is white
>São Paulo is the whitest on the list
How does it feel to be retarded

This is one of very few roads in Brazil that aren't a complete mud infested poo track. The pot holes? They dig up pieces of the road to poo in it to fertilise their crops on side of the road when cars drive over it splashes outwards to the sides fertilizing the crops,

It's true though

There are obviously cities with a larger percentage of white people but none with a larger number

There are around 12.5 mil. whites in the SP metro region

Their language sounds like Spanish if it was spoken by a retard.

Blouuw ii shpibity boobity bobbity boobity bob

I think he might've confused "whitest city" with "largest white city".

It's easy to call somewhere the largest white metro area when you redefine white.

I wouldn't call NYC a white city, yet here you are calling Sao Paolo white, and better yet saying it's the biggest white city on earf.

Bigger than any European city with an 80%+ European population and shyieeed.

every time...

>dude that place is the fucking Maracana. Its a temple of football. please more respect.
>temple of football
>show more respect

You guys are the laughing stock of the world when it comes to sports. Germany swept the floor with you while being jet lagged.

No wonder Argentina blacked you so hard.

Brazil is the Delinquent son to a drunk father.

Better than the three African triplets that were just for collecting welfare to spend on more booze.

Better than the two Asian babies who are cute and nice but ultimately inconsequential.

At least Brazil has attitude, potential, and the fact that it stayed together through all the shit puts to shame his spic cousins who are definitely no better.

Fucking GOAT food, too. This makes us the most proud, desu.

dude you are delving in a leafs level of shitposting. can you be more obnoxious ?

how white are you? post pic of monkey paw

>first European City on the list is London
>São Paulo still has more whites than it
Are you retarded user?
Learn how to look at data.

But considering your willingness to play fast and loose with the concept of white when it comes to labeling a city, I'm not confident that the Brazilian standard for being considered "white" is similar to mine.

How does your census define 'white'?

subhumans

Thanks pai! i love you too.

What makes you think that paulistas whites aren't white? They are mostly Italian immigrants.

Its portuguese m8 spanish is fuckin gay

not brazil, but I can't search "Cred Forums" without getting "TRUMP IS EBIL" "Cred Forums ALT RIGHT TURNS ON TRUMP AFTER DEBATE!!!"(because of all the shill posting) "PEPE IS RACIST!!!"

>alt-right are racist!
>oh hey look guys alt-right love hillary now. haha take that trump!

are they even capable of having coherent thoughts?

You're not quite understanding me. If the largest city with a demographic that could genuinely be considered "white" is smaller than Sao Paolo, then the largest white city on earth is smaller than Sao paolo. It doesn't mean that Sao paolo is the largest white city*** (disregarding demographics and mixed lineage all together).

does anyone seriously believe in the lizardmen?

I wish i was a lizardman because lizards are my favorite animals.

Do you know Zimmerman, the "white" latino who killed the skittles google? He would be considered white here.

They are born without brains mate what do you expect

paulistas are pardos. like the majority of southeast. whites are on south. the rest is mixed. we should not be afraid of saying we are not white.

>paolo
STOP THIS

>How does your census define 'white'?

The mixed race people here call themselves mixed race in the census because being white is seen as a bad thing, muh oppression and all

So you don't have to worry, the whites are legit whites. Come to São Paulo and you'll see that

post. monkey. paw.

Fine, but I'm not white.

Lol idk, quick bigger search turns up this. Are these ladies a good statistical sample?

fb.firstmet.com/dating/paulistas/brazil/white/women

It's filled with negroes that speak a Latin language honestly don't know what is there to like over there.

ok
I'm a Slav + jew + germ.

You're a big guy

4U

Thanks lad. You're right. Rio de Janeiro here.

Tome no cu, comunista.

Mestiço não chore.

vocaroo.com/i/s047W13KgviJ
i made this for you.

lol silly blackies.
but in all seriousness you look white by your hand. I've always wondering if the people posting on Cred Forums in other countries like Brazil or Argentina are actually white/anything besides black

wow. white people really do live in Brazil. cute cat btw

yes, several.

>look white by your hand
But clearly I'm of italian+spaniard descent, so not white.

that's white enough for me. don't tell anyone but I'm 50/50 Irish and peurto rican and I call myself white.

Quero São Paulo independente.

nice news.
>>american white.
pick one.

what in the christ

leva o rio. nos te amamos.

You're white on my book then, chap.

Underrated game

>Anything besides black

Blacks are a minority here

We also have fucking huge Arab and Japanese communities btw

Pic related is Liberdade in São Paulo

We have the most expensive stuff in the world, even cars even though we manufacture our own.

70% on beer. 40% on house. 45 on cars ? i cant remember

holy shit. I had no idea. why?? how is there any justification in that

>90% of Brazil's wealth comes from tourism
And 75% of Japan's wealth comes from sushi you fucking retard

The magic of socialism :DDD

Taxes, scumbags, etc.

I like Brazilian threads, makes me appreciate the things I have. Sorry your country is such a dump.

Sul e São Paulo independentes quando?

i love hos

Your mom is a dump.

You guys can be cool but end up shitting every single mmorpg.

Also, what is with the obsession of "alguem br huehue" in what seems to be every single music video on youtube comments?

Sulistas, não se esqueçam do referendo não-oficial amanha.

jungle niggers and a beach.

yeah. people here are pretty much uneducated on economy. Our banks have a pact with the government they get cheap money and sell us high and expensive loans. Our oil company petrobras had a huge potential and now is broke due corruption. We got labeled as a kleptocracy or corruptocracy since our government core was exchange of favors for money. And the poor and uneducated people still belive they deserve free shit.

>Amanha
Depois de amanha

Brazilians like to know there are other brazilians around because the majority of brazilians is incapable and scared.
>mfw even the middle class can barely speak english or do basic math

Brazilians are insular as fuck, we don't interact with other countries at all.

Elects Luciana Genro...

Powerul but shitty. You have a large economy but a fucked up society. Just my opinion based on few things iv read, wouldnt quote myself

There are people who unironically like Luciana Genro, Dilma Roussef and Maria do Rosário.
Why do people even consider women as suitable for politics?

? is she going to be elected ? where ?

you are not wrong tho.

this is real brazil that gringos doesn't understands.

Porto Alegre, she was leading in the polls then fell.

lots of gay porn senpai

Also

Who /Doria/ here

the best place in a bunch of shit is still shit.

I heard women taking it in the ass is like saying hello in brazil

shitttt Psol is a mistake just like pt was.

Agreed

Can we paint Paraná green or something though?

My whole family lives there, i'm the only one in SP because of uni

>you_nigger_you_literal_subhuman.doc

Brasil is more into nationalist porn.

you're right
"Do you feel that boy? The way the shit clings to the air. Shit blizzards coming" - mr. Lahey

PR is better than SP, Curitiba is always ranked the #1 city in the country.

they have colleges in Brazil?

hey cabron, que paso ? tráeme la coca.

A nation of mutts. Degenerate beyond all hope of redemption.

Curitiba is nice but it's full of old people

There's not much to do at night besides smoke weed in a football court

When you niggers going to settle the rain forest?

If you don't do something with it soon i'm finna come down there with a few of my fellow americans and found an Israel-type separatist nation in the middle of Amazonas.

Hurr so funni

the best unis are : public ones then private catholic ones. then the shitty rest all private. But there is a problem. The majority of the public teachers are communists, therefore if brazil is fucked is because those morons implanted the communist ideals inside our elite heads.

hmm, i think of taurus guns, poor slum kids, enormous cities, scary jungle, kids riding on top of trains, surfing, probably good food, half breed latina bitches with enormous asses, decent porno, a language i cannot guess words of....would visit but would try to stay near beach or go to a resort...

also google "arnold schwarzennegger in rio" you will than me later....

Nunca serão.
youtube.com/watch?v=P0qDaeP_OY4

brazil and eua haves a common problem: niggas. but in brazil the percentage ir much higher, thats why brazil is so fucked up. miscegenation sucks

is college free for you guys?

If you are white and rich brazil is not bad.

That's not true, we have a big underground music scene and bars totally packed at night, I'm a NEET so I almost never leave my house but the few times I did were pretty fun and active.

one of my cousin when there on vacations an almost got raped.

eua -> usa I mean,

Well we did settle the forest

The cities are not exactly great though, the biggest landmark of all cities up there is a stadium

>be me
>19 year old paulistano
>had a white girl from Rio in my university
>she had some obsession with me and once sent unrequested nudes
>as I ignored her attempts she starts getting mad
>fucks a bunch of dudes in my class to attempt to get me jealous or get a point across
>they of course talk shit about it and she is branded as a whore, the reserved geek girls in the class (it was computer science) start ignoring her
>I didn't really care about it
>she becomes a huge "DO NOT SLUTSHAME" kind of feminist
>goes back to Rio because nobody likes her in our class

Fastforward 4 years
>complete computer science and work full time in a company
>Stable relationship
>the (now feminist) girl sends me a contact request
>look at her facebook page
>photo of her holding a "THERE IS A COUP GOING ON IN BRAZIL" sign in what appears to be an Anti-Temer protest in the middle of Copacabana
>mfw

If you pass yeah

saying someone who lives in the best country in SA. pelé > maradona

they are free and good. but some of the courses its very hard to get in. because we have limited vacancy for students. so if you want to be a doctor without paying its possible but some people study up to 5 years before getting accepted into the university.

lol alright. See them in forty years when they finally cut through the brush to discover i've already imported the iron dome system from my US and turned a nice cross section of the jungle into a utopian paradise for vice-tourists from all over the world.

If Dubai and Las Vegas had a lovechild, it would look like fucking Riyad compared to the glorious free state of Amizona.

Government pays for it, but they also implement dumb fucking shit like racial quotas.

Recently I got buttmad when the university I attend accepted a bunch of retards back after they got expelled for fucking up (aka wasting public money by having abysmal grades).
Situation is bad, but at least if you're smart you can rise above your peers.

>what do you think of brazil

95% gay male population

/thread

i hate both so is fine by me, maradona is literally the stereotype of the lower class argentinian.

i wanted to ask, what is the worst part of your country the north of the south?

Poor fag, Batel is full of nightclubs and bars. Also in the center there are a few, though there are some crack niggers roaming around. Curitba was pretty nice some decades ago but them the interior zones of the county started sending their niggers to the big cities and you know what niggers do in cities or anywhere they are in...

kek. nice blog post. also rio + sp + minas = power + food + minerals and industry. think about that Sinhá Boça.

Honestly they're just plain fucking dumb, I did my first time without any study and I got in with a nice grade and a nice ranking.

Brazilian high schools are shit and the students even more so, hence why there's this entire industry of university preparatory courses.

That's only in Rio, gajo

Depends on state. IPI is fixed nation-wise but ICMS varies. But yeah, ~45% seems about right.
101% for cars manufactured in Mexico tho' (mostly Ford)

Is this the one that was built over mud huts for the world cup and abandoned immediately afterwards?

>Gaucho talking about fags

Northeast

It'd be pretty hard not to rape a qt. argentinian.

>tfw no qt3.14 argie gf

enjoy our mutant biodrones. Aedes egipt. A cutting edge biologic weapon carrying 3 different diseases. your cildren will be born with half a brain. you will be unable to walk for 2 weeks. you will pee from your asshole and we will win this war.

North is way way way worse, northeast has some decent touristic places but it's shit to live in.

No idea

Not a lot happens in the north so i don't know anything that goes on up there

To be fair this is the type of Brazilian that makes it to the US. I've known several people who have taken in Brazilian exchange students and what they get are entitled rich assholes. The kids just complain about where they are staying, shit on America, and talk about how much better Brazil is. I don't know any Brazilians and I've never traveled there so I cant say anything about them, but the ones that have stayed with the different people I know were all assholes.