>16 yo old cousin lives in the middle of Podunk, Appalachia >Visit and while riding around in a car, he randomly says "Driving is hard because I can't read." >I go "You're on the computer 10 hours a day?!" >Dive into it and discover he basically browses reddit images 24/7 >His mom has him in regular high school because she refuses to accept he's a little slow, so he's hopeless and gets passed on thru. >And he totally can't read. EVERYTHING for him is picture based.
Is this an inbred Appalachia thing? Or a Gen-Z thing whose lives are engulfed in time-wasting tech?
Caleb Gutierrez
>is it an inbred Appalachia thing been to Podunk multiple times
yes, it absolutely is and christ there is nothing worse than that accent
Ayden Barnes
I''ve never heard of anyone outside of niggers being illiterate so I think it's a "your cousin is retarded" thing.
Julian Gutierrez
Gotta love that American education system.
Jayden Morris
Not a lot of book smarts, but he doesn't do dumb or risky things. He's very mechanically inclined, like Karl Childers. He'd make a good mechanic, but he still needs to be able to read. His mom buys him chewing tobacco from her pittance of welfare. He's probably hopeless.
Christopher Allen
>Podunk, Appalachia
>"Driving is hard because I can't read."
>browses reddit images 24/7
Dummy, your cousin is an outsider artist in the making. Tell him he's gay, buy him some paint and junk, and cash in on that shit.
Leo Foster
Typical redditor
Kevin Cook
you're a disloyal motherfucker
Gavin Thompson
Why does she do that? For what purpose?
Cooper Lee
>Karl Childers you old
Andrew Roberts
>His mom buys him chewing tobacco Where is the father? Sounds like she's an abusively coddling bitch. He'll end up a retarded broken husk of a human being. I know from experience.
Henry Flores
>Syrian refugee >can't read >his wife can >his children can >his wife is smarter than him >sees his life crumble before him >to punish his wife, he throws his 3 children out of the window >they survive >gets charged and summoned by judge >>what's the problem, they all survived, right?
Noah Lee
kek you basically described Cred Forums
I bet your retard cousin is a drumpf supporter isn't he
Liam Turner
Hey you guys You guys in your basements White people sure are dumb and inbred and smelly oy vey -- I mean I tell you what You guys
Ryder Morris
How the fuck can you be illiterate in this day and age?
Carson Sullivan
best to him. slow rivers run deep. fuck reading, as it's slow and old
Sebastian Sanchez
This was really my main concern.
Dad is deceased. Mom has never worked a job, "doesn't think women should work"
I think she's a really dumb person who happened to birth a dumb child. It's like she really doesn't know any better.
Sebastian Taylor
Stop beening a prick. Four all you know maybe poor burger did not have it peeachy like you deed.
Joshua Lopez
>le inbred illiterate appalachia meme
I'm sure this story really happened.
Camden Reed
Lovecraft was right to be terrified of that part of the country.
Tyler Perry
I read a rumor (probably on Cred Forums so take it fwiw...) that Beyonce was illiterate. Like completely cannot read. How can a dumb bitch like that survive without texting?