GOOD the family has been pressuring me too much lately now I have more excuse fuel for my NEETdom
Joshua Johnson
ITS HAPPENING
WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
Jackson Morales
First for start purge now!
Christian Bennett
thank you based crash-chan.
Matthew Gray
Thank you based crashy-chan
Camden Howard
>Moving fast edition
Blake Watson
thank you based crashi-chan
Leo Walker
I'm not smart enough to know what is happening; is this a real thing or just Cred Forums being Cred Forums? Please kek, I need you in this dark time to reveal the truth to me
Brayden Reyes
oh another fake happening
dow is at 18.5k - up from 10k in 2010- and 6.5k in 2008
doomsdayers just lose money
Bentley Rivera
SO IT IS OFFICIAL! Stock holders are pulling out of DB. Do people looking to buy stocks even care? What idiot would put their money in DB now???
Austin Diaz
Deutsche Bank?? more like Douche Bank
Josiah Evans
Now we dig into our foxholes and wait. By the time it hits $9.99 you better be innawoods with the steyr .308 and some canned foods
Brayden Edwards
its still almost 3 hours away op
Jonathan Smith
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MARX WAS RIGHT
Lucas Moore
Lets say Deutsche bank collapses. Would the EU survive? Would a deutsch bank collapse trigger a domino effect collapse across the rest of Europe? Generally what are the important things that will happen of deutsche bank collapses?
Ethan Miller
>make a perfectly executed psyop >make German remove their money from the bank >really soon DB won't have enough cash anymore >??? >profit
William Wright
thank you based crashi-chan
Jaxon Ward
>That graph Is it actually really seriously fucking happening this time?
Asher Russell
bassically the bank that is going to crash the world because of a heavy 60 trillion dollar unbailable debt, along with retarded investing techniques.
>oy vey nothings happening
all the media is saying prepare for a crash look it up
Adrian Williams
No stock holders are pulling their money out of the biggest banks in the world is a big deal.
Adam Smith
BUY SNACKS NOW LADS
Make sure your nest is nice and comfy.
Landon Jenkins
no thank you unbased crashi-chan.
we're trying to sell our house in fucking california so you should put off until november, preferably before the election
Jeremiah White
Again, nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.
Josiah Reyes
its going to collapse the world in this scenario dbk is germanys biggest bank and other banks in germany are having problems aswell, dbk collapses europe collapses then eventually after days the dollar and everyone else may collapse.
Cooper Green
> Bought a 10kg bag of rice
Feels good, Venezuela ain't gonna sneak its ass up on me cunts.
Dominic Morris
>all the media is saying prepare for a crash look it up
oh the (((media))) ? they also say trumpis a raciss and hillary is healthy
Jason Rivera
Heheh luckly us canadians have such a diverse and responsible banking sector, it's 2016 after all...oh wait
This is coming up on my screen now. These blips are different than usual.
I'm worried.
Ethan Davis
I want something to happen, though. It'd make me really happy.
Jack Rodriguez
thank you based crashi-chan!
Parker Gonzalez
would love a happening. this would help reduce hillary's chances
but jews aren't going to crash obama's legacy and hillary's election
William Hill
buy some random spice mixes too so you don't lose your fucking mind from the blandness
Brody Rodriguez
The time is now
Gabriel Wood
Kek's will set these events in motion long ago.
Jack Carter
Kek wills it
Connor Johnson
all he needs is a jug of soy sauce
Caleb Reed
> Why aren't the barbarians at the gates plebeians? > Everyday they shout from the walls that it's going to happen. > Again, nothing will happen. > Nothing ever happens.
Another little fun fact. Just in time for first of the month wealth redistribution. One hell of a chimp out on the horizon.
Chase Gomez
...
Jeremiah Smith
Witnessed and confirmed
Ethan Brooks
> 7777777 + 77
It's truly happening.
Jacob Harris
Checked and praise Kek!
Ryan Moore
wew
Asher Mitchell
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
William Foster
Nice. Have a funny one.
Nathan Bennett
so it seems
Luis Bennett
No, no, no.
A crash like this benefits precisely no-one. A crash of a major bank like this is going to absolutely wreck people who do investments for their retirement. Bank runs means companies aren't going to be able to get loans anymore. More people are going to be out of work. The little guy is the one who has the most to lose.
I couldn't believe it, but it looks like Europe really could cause the next Depression.
Colton Robinson
Get comfy lads.
Colton Ward
Well that's that then.
Luke Cooper
check'd truly a wonder the ways of kek
Cameron Gutierrez
thanku yu basedu Clashy-Chan
Nathaniel Parker
hey hey NONE OF THIS
Samuel Martinez
>tfw the West itself isolated your country from its infuence for two years
Brandon Richardson
WE HAVE DONE KEK'S WORK, BROTHER THE FIRE RISES
Jose Gonzalez
if this spreads to the netherlands you guys are fucked though
Brayden Cox
Lmao holy shit.
Colton Kelly
...
Asher Collins
Please be my ai gf
Henry Wilson
Look at Credit Suisse as well. Deutsche is nothing but a canary in a coal mine.
Kayden Morris
financial collapse: confirmed
Cameron Gutierrez
>post graph >no measurements on the Y axis
It could have only gone down by €5 for all we fucking know.
Jackson Moore
this
Jace Roberts
POST MORE COMFY IMAGES
David Hernandez
I am a riot cop and I live near one of the big banks, I just got a call that said I had to be ready to mobilize. What the fuck is going on?
Lincoln Fisher
Thank you based Crashi-Chan!
Joshua Anderson
Hold on. We've let a single non-government institution rack of 55 TRILLION dollars in liability?
What the fuck man?!
Jose White
If only you knew the power I have
Jeremiah Ramirez
Coincidentally that building is going to be the new financial center of the EU after DB collapses.
Gavin Reyes
post dick
Jose Jenkins
1. No. Deutschebank is one of the linchpins of the whole EU system. 2. That's likely to be so. Shit like bank runs tends to be contagious and spread panic. Investors lose confidence in other banks, and banks can't produce new loans or buy credit. 3. It's too early to say. The EU central bank may step in and bail them out.
Ryder Green
>isolated Where do you think all your oligarchs are hiding their money?
Sure as hell not in Russia where Putin can get it.
Luis Phillips
I intend to
Brody Ortiz
You were born just in time for the second Great Depression
Jordan Walker
I just come to say this: I've been waiting for economic collapse since 2009.
It was a fun ride, lads.
there was years where I gave up on this. how long have you been waiting for this day?
Landon Morris
Pls cuff me and ravage my boipucci :3
Justin Martinez
I would feel a lot better, take this a lot more seriously, if we weren't watching something happen. That takes all the fun out of happenings, it's why Trump isn't exciting. We've already won.
Short of the bank collapsing and then something happening, this is boring.
What's a worst case scenario here, so I can at least try to get a hard on about it?
Dylan Price
Like liberals, their reaction to danger is to bury their head in the sand and pretend said danger doesn't exist.
Grayson Smith
If everything does crash today & Trump wins that will mean that meme magic is the only true religion observable in reality.....
Levi Baker
No one is exposed to DB though, so this will be funny but not a happening like Lehman going down.
Next recession will start from China and it is going to be BIG
Luis Miller
Thank you crashi chan
Ryder Garcia
What are the chances of a depositor run tomorrow? How aware of the situation is the average person in Germany?
Samuel Sanders
T W O W O H O U R S O U R S
Jonathan Hernandez
I still have the dick pic from an Australian army man saved from when he posted it. Similar situation, unknown activation.
Jaxon Miller
given how aware they are of everything else fucking their country over, I'm going to go with "this will completely blindside them"
Liam Johnson
>stock at 10.86 >been there for 6 days now
It's fucking nothing.
Jaxon Clark
I don't understand. Why are you guys all wishing for this to happen? It would be a fucking disaster if Deutschebank were to collapse.
Nathan Perry
I have $50k in my checking, how can I benefit from this habbening?
Jacob Morales
who /sitting on a bunch of cash waiting to buy on the upswing after the crash/ here?
Cameron Bennett
So, Merkel is gonna get thrown out after this amiright?
Come on German-bros, don't fail me
Sebastian Rogers
The Meme Magic is concentrating now. Kek have mercy on our souls.
John Turner
Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes, The dead rising from the grave.Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria.
Landon Brooks
thank you based crashi-chan
Dylan Hill
9/11 was an internal function
Nolan Martin
>I've been waiting for economic collapse since 2009.
>Be Columbian >Economic collapse happens >Notice no real difference
Brandon Russell
well I've been waiting since the first episode of the x22report and its on episode 1088b now so...
5ever
Camden Reed
Economic collapse likely favors Trump
Also fuck it, I want more happenings. At this point I kind of just want to see the world burn.
Nolan Scott
...
Jayden Cooper
>999
He's watching.
Austin Taylor
worst case is
Levi Ward
>Company is finally on an upward turn Dammit not again
Carter Scott
It's their money, not money of people or nation. Why should we care about their wealth?
Sebastian Green
might not happen tomorrow. The stock has steadily decreased ~55% over the past year. We'll probably start to hear more about this in the MSM the closer we get to collapse. I would expect the USA media to cover it too
I'm going to start tuning in to Fox Business/Bloomberg at least now
Jaxson Parker
That's Kevin's church in Glendalough, Ireland
or are you trying to make the joke that that's a funeral church or something?
Camden Cooper
you literally cant prepare your anus tomorrow, watch for tomorrow aswell, if we get fucked run by your bank and get the yen and switch those to yuans.
Carson Turner
Arigatou based crashing-chan desu
Parker Peterson
Same here.
I'm just bored and I want to see some excitement. Nuclear war, global recession, I don't care.
Andrew Price
Now you're talking my language and numbers.
Michael Edwards
I feel His presence...
Jonathan Hughes
...
Dylan Richardson
It would have been less of a disaster if King Nigger fixed the banks and Europe didn't fall for the austerity meme The "recovery" from 2008 is a house of cards and needs to be torn up from the foundation to return to real healthy and sustainable economic growth.
Asher Edwards
If this happens before the election will a global economic collapse help Trump?
Ethan Hernandez
>tfw iktf
Caleb Brown
Will my Credit Union be okay though?
William Richardson
I'm supposed to buy shares Monday morning. I don't know if i should try buy the dip
Leo Walker
>only gone down by €5 for all we fucking know It's down €425 billion over the past year, as of tues they had a £12.8bn capital shortfall, not to reassuring when your bank is running on it's credit cards. Here's the stock history with a labeled axis for you
Andrew Diaz
"thank you based crashi-chan" in this thread
Ethan Richardson
>77
Let us offer libations
Joseph Cook
OH SHIT GOYS DUZ DIS MEN HES TELLING DA TROOTH?
Jackson Perez
Wow, I'm speechless.
Tonight will be interesting, I wonder which celebrity/politician will be sacrificed to Kek.
Cameron Mitchell
a 1 for every inch seriously though hows it feel to have pubes longer than your cock
Dominic Campbell
They've stolen it form you, when they have nothing left in their accounts where are they going to go to fill up their accounts again?
Aiden Turner
Need a hangover to dump the drugs.
> It would be a fucking disaster if Deutschebank were to collapse. > 90942933
Cheers.
Asher Green
Which Wojak is that again? The psycho looking one? What's his name?
Joshua Barnes
Kek be with us
Caleb Hughes
THIS IS A BUYING OPPORTUNITY
Andrew Rodriguez
uhhh guys
Epic Fail Guy just killed lord kek...
Ryan Evans
We don't want any trouble. Just take what you want and go!
Justin Gonzalez
>Deutschebank is one of the linchpins of the whole EU system its going to be an economic 9/11
Dominic King
ALL OF THEM
Kayden Allen
you're a genuine goober, user
Noah Moore
KEK's got your back bro
Matthew Hughes
"we are in a bubble! a gigantic nasty bubble" >yfw he wins the debate a week later.
Logan Long
You heard him cunt.
Luis Ortiz
So you want a global financial crisis for your own amusement, and because you want your two-pint tinpot to get elected as president.
Fuck you. You're like the types who started WWI.
Lincoln Fisher
...
Ethan Cox
MAKE IT STOP
Noah King
So ummmmm
I just took out a student loan with variable interest rate that follows Libor Rates.
I'm 100% fucked aren't I?
Benjamin Clark
O'kek, Almighty, All strong, All powerful. God of Chaos. Anoint thee, deutsche bank, with a collapse. Praise kek
Luis Gonzalez
That's the plan. Enjoy the ride.
William Jones
jews?
Logan White
no fuck you asian poland
Josiah Russell
Yes, I absolutely do want a global financial crisis. I was too young to profit off the last one. If you weather the storm you can make a shit ton of money on the upswing.
Robert Cruz
Praise kek
Jordan Turner
From who?
John Rogers
I love you guys. Happening watch threads are always the most comfy without the shitflinging.
PRAISE KEK
Dylan Scott
The dead walk the chans...
Nathaniel Long
How else are the globalists going to trigger war in Europe?
Asher Price
...
Caleb Bailey
KEK COME HERE
Benjamin Cruz
In a global recession, where does the money go?
Brayden Rodriguez
...
Daniel Price
bang!
Leo Perez
SHIRO
Michael Hill
checked
Michael Howard
WOAH
Jacob Cox
Woe to you, o' earth and sea For the devil sends the beast with wrath, for he knows the time is short Let him who have understanding reckon the number of the beast For it is a human number. Its number is Six hundred and sixty six
Xavier Hughes
Oh shit. Witnessed!
Anthony Ortiz
To the jews
Tyler Adams
People stop believing that it exists, so it disappears.
Sebastian Garcia
soros
John Rivera
Heh, I wouldn't worry about it goy.
Joshua Carter
YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY SON!
Nathan Butler
Guys, tell me what's going on
Is it already below 10.00?
Angel Rogers
HOLY FUCK KEK WILLS IT
Lincoln Hughes
kekfirmed
Jeremiah Cruz
nice cool, cool good
Jordan Green
Exactly. The derivatives act as the anchor tied around everyones neck. DB goes it craters the Eurozone, BOJ and the final stake in the petrodollar.
Mason Bell
KEK'S BLESSING!!!!
Unbelievably holy indeed.
Matthew Perry
KEK IS UPON US
Eli Williams
...
Joseph Taylor
>This fucking thread
Lucas Rodriguez
WHAT OH SHIT
Aaron Murphy
HOLY KEK. HE IS WITH US.
Connor Miller
I AM WITNESS
Jace Campbell
I mean some faggot and probably not even the same faggot that orginally did that? Literally who gives a shit. Not Kek
Jason Russell
Variable interest rate loans are complete trash.
Robert Wright
these fucking digits...
Andrew Morris
I live in NYC with a fucking mortage. How fucked am I?
Gabriel Scott
NO BRAKES!
Kevin Allen
Welp, Kek seems to have it out for the DB. Time to get comfy and watch the world burn.
Thomas Morales
Normalfags need a dose of reality
Connor Mitchell
...
Jaxson Fisher
Checked
James Thomas
...
Joshua Martin
If singles kek isn't real
Wyatt Sanders
Are cute 2-D fats comfy? >ywn be lovingly sandwiched between the fat bellies of a pair of neko mikos.
Adrian Torres
The ONLY advice we should take from this DB possible collapse is to ask the British who left the EU. Only they know what is going on. They left the EU and DB Titanic.
Wyatt Rogers
He is blessing this thread. Praise kek, shadily
Austin Murphy
Don't be afraid, Kek is chaos.
And chaos is a natural force of the universe
Hudson Ward
does the interest start accruing immediately or after you graduate?
Nathan Sanchez
BRITBONGS ARE SAFE, SO SAYS KEK
Bentley Howard
WITNESSED!!! PRAISE KEK!!!
Jack Reed
Is this what Jesus felt like?
Brody Thomas
How concerned should I be honestly?
What will happen around the world if DB completely falls under its own weight?
Luke Hughes
assuming you don't have a job tied to the financial industry and aren't planning on selling anytime soon, you're probably fine regardless of what happens
they won't let this become a happening (until it is a happening, that is)
John Turner
Lehman/AIG 2.0
Colton Nelson
Whats going to happen to New Zealand?
Asher Thompson
Britain hasn't even invoked Article 50 They're not on a lifeboat.
Lincoln King
JPMORGAN CHASE HAS MY MONEY.
>>they better not fail that's my bank branch..
Oliver Ramirez
Holy fuck! It's gone even lower than during the 08/09 crash.
Is a market crash really happening lads?
Adam Anderson
Kek, will the collapse help me get laid?
Asking for a friend.
Owen Jackson
>US about to elect Trump >collapse will push Germany full to the right >Abe will use this as a pretext to fully nationalize key industries It's happening, isn't it?
Mason Clark
I've got you friend
Jace Garcia
> FUCK THE GLOBALISTS FUCK THE GLOBALISTS > FUCK THE GLOBALISTS FUCK THE GLOBALISTS
Kevin Clark
FUCK I'VE BEEN SHOWN THE LIGHT
Michael Clark
what did he mean by this?
Aiden Roberts
PRAISE HIM
Wyatt Jones
can someone dumb this down for me
Logan Wood
HAH
KEK HAS MOCKED YOU
Blake Ortiz
who gives a shit
Jordan Butler
kek be praised!
Jayden Miller
...
Austin Roberts
so for those of us with cash on hand, how do we take advantage of the crash?
Mason Morgan
CHEEKY BASTARD
Noah Gutierrez
I wanna what love is
I want you to show me
Jonathan Clark
Yes, entitlement system will break down. The whores will move into correction mode.
Isaiah Ramirez
OH SHIIII-
Camden Ramirez
who here RWDS when collapse happens?
Ian Davis
If repeating integers your post is false and you get tiny peepee syndrome
Jacob Ross
Praise kek
Joshua Green
has he forsaken us?
Carson Bell
who really gives a fuck about DB? there is countless amount of other banks. DB has tights to the most fucked up things on the planet, they should die anyways.
Luis Sanders
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mason Foster
Jpmorgan has been orchestrating these happenings behind the scenes since at least the early 20th century. You have nothing to worry about (well, I guess you do)
Noah White
I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN
Daniel Hill
Deutsche has very little money to cover its debts. It's getting bad to the point that hedge funds are starting to pull out. Basically the rats have begun fleeing the sinking ship. Deutsche has a SHIT TON of german people's deposits, because it's not just an investment bank, it's a normal bank. If they continue down their current negative feedback loop it will very likely trigger a bank run, at which point everyone will realize they don't have any money.
Then the fun starts.
Jacob Morgan
WHAT
Jace Martin
Based on these digits everybody is getting, should I expect the economy to collapse tomorrow morning?
Isaac Powell
>who really gives a fuck about DB? there is countless amount of other banks And almost all of them are betting on DB sticking around
Caleb King
REPENT & PRAISE HIM
Chase Richardson
...
Carson King
got eem
Aaron Morales
hell be fine
Leo Edwards
pretty much
Josiah Thompson
Does Germany have an FDIC equivalent?
Ian Thompson
I REPENT. OH KEK I REPENT. PRAISE KEK
Mason Torres
praise kek
Ryder Sullivan
S H A D I L A Y !
KEK will restore balance!
Michael Adams
Well the DB on a threat of collapse will make it even faster.
Benjamin Cox
>mfw my bank is a privately held bank headquartered in my state Living in Texas is the best.
Blake Price
which ones?
Christopher Walker
Best part? You fucking know Merkel is going to refuse any sort of bailout until it's too late.
>for those of us with cash on hand, how do we take advantage of the crash? Buy up as much Zimbabwe currency as possible, it has nowhere to go but up >pic somewhat related, there's a Far Side for every occasion
Austin Walker
If they wanted to avoid this, they needed to trigger it two years ago.
Jackson Adams
...
Alexander Diaz
so you niggas gonna short or what
Aiden Lewis
AWW FUCK YES
Juan Collins
>tfw Kek loves and cherishes your praising SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY
Grayson Walker
Everything is fine.
Easton Rodriguez
>taking economic advice from Cred Forums
Liam Cruz
You fucking dirty kek worshipers may go suck a dick somewhere else, stop this fucking digits shit, meme magic doesn't exist
Nathan Wilson
HE IS HERE! PRAISE HIM!
Jordan Butler
thank you based crashi-chan
Ian Long
NOTHING IS FINE
ITS HAPPENING
Adrian Gonzalez
GOOD FUCKING QUESTION!
Jayden Russell
you wait and buy on the upswing.
or if you want to gamble on timing, start shorting shit. but if you're wrong prepare to eat some margin calls.
Juan Sullivan
BUY SILVER, FOOD, WATER PURIFIERS, AND GUNS. BUT SILVER IS TOP PRIORITY
Jeremiah Lee
I'm Chinese mate. I don't think I've met a Jew in my life. >Asian Poland At least our commie-blocks are safe and modern. And aren't crumbling into dust. Well I wish you knew how ignorant that really sounds.
Jose Morgan
Hunker down, not panic, and make some popcorn for the market opening.
Easton Morgan
Holy-Shit i was just watching BLOOMBERG "Hang sang is down no doubt because of the fears on how contagious the DB will affect/" CUTS OFF. now its a completely different show
Henry Sanders
42 trillion in gross derivatives exposure. This will crater the Euro.
Isaiah Miller
Kek wills chaos, Deutsche will collapse, another recession is imminent, we must believe in Him. Shadilay brothers
Dylan Foster
You have no power here, Christ-chan
Begone
Elijah Perry
>being an Evangelist in Russia
Easton Scott
give me afucking break. all these risks are diversified. by your logic you could put this image reflowed for every other bank and it would be disaster.
completely irrelevant crap.
David Walker
>I don't think I've met a Jew in my life. Lucky. t. Jew
Christopher Wilson
some ideas:
short euro long dollar short banks short eurobanks
you can use etfs, futures, options, depending on your risk tolerance.
Austin Morales
invest in canned food
Cameron Peterson
thank you based crashi-chan
Camden Parker
christ-chan a cute.
Ian Kelly
THE END IS NIGH
Isaiah Evans
you shoulda took your money out after they got busted charging people a Fee to hold their gold in a vault. When people asked to have their gold it turned out they had no gold accept on paper
Brandon Price
Im on vacation and away from my weapons and food supply and if my bank shutdown then i can't get back to my place..............
Jackson Peterson
et ok everone i fixen et nao
Elijah Walker
Forgive me, my common sense kicked in. Kek is just an autistic meme, right? Kek is definitely not real. My singles prove it.
Isaac Hughes
Thank you based crashi-chan
Aaron Green
>all these risks are diversified Yes, in other banks betting on DeustcheBank.
Ethan Long
Yes. Per EU mandate up to 100k Euros per person. Buuuuuuut....in Germany the insurance isn't government run like the FDIC, but a separate institution owned by the banks. Who's willing to bet they fucked that thing over?
Brody White
praise kek for a road warrior future!
Kayden Stewart
See? Perfectly logical. Now all go to sleep
Nathaniel Martin
Nikkei holding stable, trade volume decreasing in anticipation of a bank announcement. >this all happening after their ultranationalist defense minister started singing the praises of globalism in DC to buy Japan time with the US
Abe knows. Nippon is planning something.
Hunter Wilson
Well, if it's a house of cards why would it need to be torn up from the foundation?
Michael Turner
To many are betting the dollar long. Smart investors in this quantity do not exist. They will all be wiped out. The key is the dollar will be the last currency to collapse because, strange enough, we appear to be the least dirty rag in terms of investment.
Camden Morris
ohhh FFUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
Xavier Smith
Shadilay indeed friend
Joshua Rogers
I've changed my Superannuation investment portfolio mix to go into low growth and high safety funds, tried to remove all exposure to the EU in the scant 2 hours I had before closing time on my changes being actioned today.
Praise Kek.
This event will set the stage for the re-emergence of the Intermarium Central and Eastern European super power.
Adrian Wood
it's so close to the bottom
this is hilarious
Tyler Morris
you dun goofed
Logan Morales
>mfw my Bitcoins are about to reach the moon
Alexander Wood
Is turkey going to buy DB? Is it below 10.00 already?
Henry Wright
********ATTENTION*********
I'LL BE CREATING THE NEXT THREAD WITH ALL LINKS AND ARTICLES
IT WILL BE THE OFFICIAL PRE-MARKET THREAD
PLEASE WAIT UNTIL IT'S 10:30 PST
Charles Gutierrez
You are most heretical bongbro
Isaac Cruz
I told you my singles proved it. Kek is a fucking meme.
James Allen
> I've changed my Superannuation investment portfolio mix to go into low growth and high safety funds
Heresy will not be forgiven in the coming age of light. Kek shall bring the light, and will forever be remembered.
Joshua Evans
i'm not super investment savvy, can give details on your preferred option(s)?
Angel Davis
Go home everyone! Kek isn't real for godsake.
Ayden Peterson
>world economy collapses >Trump gets elected >Hofer gets elected >Le Pen gets elected >lots of other right-wing leaders get elected >EU collapses >a new era starts for the West and the world Praise kek
Asher Wilson
thank you based crashi-chan!! :D
Logan Walker
If it drops all the way, should I buy some shares?
Josiah Cook
just sit on your cash and wait for the market to rebound after the crash
Brody Nelson
Shit that could be bad. FDIC intervention in the 2008 recession was essentially the airbags deploying. And even then Congress had to give them more money to back up failed accounts. If Germany, or the EU writ large doesn't have independent deposit insurance, this could be very bad.
Zachary Watson
> Heresy will not be forgiven in the coming age of light. Kek shall bring the light, and will forever be remembered.
WITNESSED
Cameron Cooper
fuck no
Parker Clark
yeah last to fall...so it will rise. don't fight the wave ! The US dollar will rise...then crater and we will have our crash...but the world floods us when their local markets go to shit, and the USD gets the financial refugees
John Thompson
So if the germony economy impodes... WHO KEEPS THE HOLOCAUST CHEQUES COMING!! IT'S ANNUDDA SHOAH
Angel Davis
your digits is the answer
Camden Ortiz
How would this affect an average person?
Andrew Diaz
MAY THE GRACE OF GOD SMITE KEK DOWN, FOR THERE IS NO OTHER GOD BUT GOD. MAY YOU BE JUDGED MERCIFULLY AT THE PEARLY GATES!
Asher Evans
So there's a chance it will never rebound and will completely die?
Jaxon Gomez
EU does effectively have a FED deposit window program...but if the bank uses it that might only make things worse as all confidence at that point will be gone
Austin Harris
Checked
Shadilay, Kek is remaking the New World Order
Jaxson Wilson
Praise him Shadilay!
Ian Barnes
...
Jordan Gutierrez
Well shit.
Owen Bailey
I actually made one before Recycle this one before starting a new one
Nathan Hall
KEK are upon us
Jaxson Brooks
Buy some Lehman shares too
It will go up any day now
Evan Thomas
yes
hint: can you buy Lehman stock right now?
Nolan Watson
>dilma or lula gets elected >brasil still the country of the future
Hudson Lewis
I dont think she even can. There's a law that was put in place to forbid Greece and others from bailing out their banks, so it would be a terrible message to the rest of the EU.
Landon Harris
FUCK OFF! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
Christopher Foster
a DB collpase would have a great affect on the EU but wouldnt be doomsday
Adam Scott
wait do u live in burger land, if so ur fine. if u live in euro-land shit man might wanna get a job here till that shit stabilizes
Jackson Phillips
she can, but it's not popular at the moment in Germany. If it gets any worse though it's probably the right move though to prevent bank runs.
David Gray
OFFICIAL NEW THREAD
Aaron Thomas
WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA
Caleb Murphy
How much longer? An hour and a half?
Easton Reyes
That's true, but now I'll ask... Should I buy some Lehman stock?
HOLY FUCK! If Germany bails out DB other banks will follow which might collapse the EURO!
HOLY FUCK ON A SCALE OF WORLD WAR 2
Jason Rodriguez
it could trigger France and possibly others to leave, which would effectively end the EU
Adrian Bennett
I think its just a sign of a bubble. Look at credit suisse too. European banks seem to be fragile at the moment
Zachary Hughes
The Eurozone is the world's largest economy. And we're even less prepared to handle this than we were in 2008.
Sebastian Walker
so will the euro-poors actual be poor now?
Charles Nelson
Combine this with brexit and it's the beginning of the end for EU
>kek wills it
Nicholas Cox
massive spike in people Buying shorts on DB. theyre going to crush it.
Angel Scott
*sigh* I'm out of ideas, Here's me getting comfy. Praise kek
Joseph Bailey
There was no recovery. Yes, it would.
Aaron Foster
NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
GLOBALISTS ARE IN CHARGE HERE
Jeremiah Rogers
SIEZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION
Gabriel Lopez
Despite the restructuring announcement yesterday I have it on good authority that there's going to be some nasty news regarding Commerzbank later this morning. If anyone wants to make big money, short Commerzbank as soon as possible.
Liam White
> COMMIES GET OUT REEEEEE, ONLY CAPITALISM NAOW
Zachary Perez
Goodbye, lads...
Lincoln Martin
praising intensifies.
Landon Moore
You can't just beckon him like tha--
Jose Richardson
>i want vids of bankers and brokers jumping to their deaths.
Tyler Cooper
WHICH STAGE OF HAPPENINGCON ARE WE AT RN?
Jayden Wood
Probably a 2 or a 3.
Ryan Kelly
Its 3, for now.
Isaac Martin
Can a picture get anymore comfy than this?
Wyatt Hughes
Sallie mae The rate was like 1/4th the fixed though...granted looking at this...ya immediately, I got the lowest rate by making it where my monthly payment is the interest on the principal every month.
Ayden Collins
Is this really what America looked like in the 60s?