MARKET WATCH THREAD #2: WE'RE ALL FUCKED EDITION

I'm not smart enough to know what is happening; is this a real thing or just Cred Forums being Cred Forums? Please kek, I need you in this dark time to reveal the truth to me

oh another fake happening

dow is at 18.5k - up from 10k in 2010- and 6.5k in 2008

doomsdayers just lose money

SO IT IS OFFICIAL! Stock holders are pulling out of DB. Do people looking to buy stocks even care? What idiot would put their money in DB now???

Deutsche Bank??
more like Douche Bank

Now we dig into our foxholes and wait. By the time it hits $9.99 you better be innawoods with the steyr .308 and some canned foods

its still almost 3 hours away op

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MARX WAS RIGHT

Lets say Deutsche bank collapses.
Would the EU survive?
Would a deutsch bank collapse trigger a domino effect collapse across the rest of Europe?
Generally what are the important things that will happen of deutsche bank collapses?

>make a perfectly executed psyop
>make German remove their money from the bank
>really soon DB won't have enough cash anymore
>???
>profit

thank you based crashi-chan

>That graph
Is it actually really seriously fucking happening this time?

bassically the bank that is going to crash the world because of a heavy 60 trillion dollar unbailable debt, along with retarded investing techniques.

>oy vey nothings happening

all the media is saying prepare for a crash look it up

No stock holders are pulling their money out of the biggest banks in the world is a big deal.

BUY SNACKS NOW LADS

Make sure your nest is nice and comfy.

no thank you unbased crashi-chan.

we're trying to sell our house in fucking california so you should put off until november, preferably before the election

Again, nothing will happen.
Nothing ever happens.

its going to collapse the world in this scenario dbk is germanys biggest bank and other banks in germany are having problems aswell, dbk collapses europe collapses then eventually after days the dollar and everyone else may collapse.

> Bought a 10kg bag of rice

Feels good, Venezuela ain't gonna sneak its ass up on me cunts.

>all the media is saying prepare for a crash look it up

oh the (((media))) ? they also say trumpis a raciss and hillary is healthy

Heheh luckly us canadians have such a diverse and responsible banking sector, it's 2016 after all...oh wait

>After The European Bank Bloodbath, Is Canada Next?
zerohedge.com/news/2016-02-08/forget-europe-why-time-has-come-panic-about-canadian-banks-one-chart

Dear Happening
Please postpone yourself until the 9th of October
Thank you
Sincerely user-kun

non-happening fags are the worst, I get the sense they are really very scared deep down

Reminder that JPM has the largest exposure to DB.

thank you based crashi-chan

i'll see on the other side lads

This happening is going to require the most powerful of meme magics. Only the will of Kek can bring dB to its knees.

...famous last words, if I've ever heard them

OY VEY
thegoldandoilguy.com/deutsche-bank-initiate-next-financial-crisis/

sputniknews.com/business/20160718/1043219466/deutsche-bank-problems.html

marketoracle.co.uk/Article55774.html

This is coming up on my screen now. These blips are different than usual.

I'm worried.

I want something to happen, though.
It'd make me really happy.

thank you based crashi-chan!

would love a happening. this would help reduce hillary's chances

but jews aren't going to crash obama's legacy and hillary's election

buy some random spice mixes too so you don't lose your fucking mind from the blandness

The time is now

Kek's will set these events in motion long ago.

Kek wills it

all he needs is a jug of soy sauce

> Why aren't the barbarians at the gates plebeians?
> Everyday they shout from the walls that it's going to happen.
> Again, nothing will happen.
> Nothing ever happens.

t. Roman baker

>check on chinese shitposting for the first time in months
>it's still there
>quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html

grab onto your weenies boys!!

fns.usda.gov/ebt/online-ebt-snap-accounts

Another little fun fact. Just in time for first of the month wealth redistribution. One hell of a chimp out on the horizon.

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Witnessed and confirmed

> 7777777 + 77

It's truly happening.

Checked and praise Kek!

wew

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Nice. Have a funny one.

so it seems

No, no, no.

A crash like this benefits precisely no-one. A crash of a major bank like this is going to absolutely wreck people who do investments for their retirement. Bank runs means companies aren't going to be able to get loans anymore. More people are going to be out of work. The little guy is the one who has the most to lose.

I couldn't believe it, but it looks like Europe really could cause the next Depression.

Get comfy lads.

Well that's that then.

check'd
truly a wonder
the ways of kek

thanku yu basedu Clashy-Chan

hey hey NONE OF THIS

>tfw the West itself isolated your country from its infuence for two years

WE HAVE DONE KEK'S WORK, BROTHER
THE FIRE RISES

if this spreads to the netherlands you guys are fucked though

Lmao holy shit.

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Please be my ai gf

Look at Credit Suisse as well. Deutsche is nothing but a canary in a coal mine.

financial collapse: confirmed

>post graph
>no measurements on the Y axis

It could have only gone down by €5 for all we fucking know.

this

POST MORE COMFY IMAGES

I am a riot cop and I live near one of the big banks, I just got a call that said I had to be ready to mobilize. What the fuck is going on?

Thank you based Crashi-Chan!

Hold on. We've let a single non-government institution rack of 55 TRILLION dollars in liability?

What the fuck man?!

If only you knew the power I have

Coincidentally that building is going to be the new financial center of the EU after DB collapses.

post dick

1. No. Deutschebank is one of the linchpins of the whole EU system.
2. That's likely to be so. Shit like bank runs tends to be contagious and spread panic. Investors lose confidence in other banks, and banks can't produce new loans or buy credit.
3. It's too early to say. The EU central bank may step in and bail them out.

>isolated
Where do you think all your oligarchs are hiding their money?

Sure as hell not in Russia where Putin can get it.

I intend to

You were born just in time for the second Great Depression

I just come to say this:
I've been waiting for economic collapse since 2009.

It was a fun ride, lads.

there was years where I gave up on this.
how long have you been waiting for this day?

Pls cuff me and ravage my boipucci :3

I would feel a lot better, take this a lot more seriously, if we weren't watching something happen.
That takes all the fun out of happenings, it's why Trump isn't exciting. We've already won.

Short of the bank collapsing and then something happening, this is boring.

What's a worst case scenario here, so I can at least try to get a hard on about it?

Like liberals, their reaction to danger is to bury their head in the sand and pretend said danger doesn't exist.

If everything does crash today & Trump wins that will mean that meme magic is the only true religion observable in reality.....

No one is exposed to DB though, so this will be funny but not a happening like Lehman going down.

Next recession will start from China and it is going to be BIG

Thank you crashi chan

What are the chances of a depositor run tomorrow? How aware of the situation is the average person in Germany?

T W O
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H O U R S
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I still have the dick pic from an Australian army man saved from when he posted it. Similar situation, unknown activation.

given how aware they are of everything else fucking their country over, I'm going to go with "this will completely blindside them"

>stock at 10.86
>been there for 6 days now

It's fucking nothing.

I don't understand. Why are you guys all wishing for this to happen? It would be a fucking disaster if Deutschebank were to collapse.

I have $50k in my checking, how can I benefit from this habbening?

who /sitting on a bunch of cash waiting to buy on the upswing after the crash/ here?

So, Merkel is gonna get thrown out after this amiright?

Come on German-bros, don't fail me

The Meme Magic is concentrating now. Kek have mercy on our souls.

Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes, The dead rising from the grave.Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria.

thank you based crashi-chan

9/11 was an internal function

>I've been waiting for economic collapse since 2009.

>Be Columbian
>Economic collapse happens
>Notice no real difference

well I've been waiting since the first episode of the x22report and its on episode 1088b now so...

5ever

Economic collapse likely favors Trump

Also fuck it, I want more happenings. At this point I kind of just want to see the world burn.

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>999

He's watching.

worst case is

>Company is finally on an upward turn
Dammit not again

It's their money, not money of people or nation. Why should we care about their wealth?

might not happen tomorrow. The stock has steadily decreased ~55% over the past year. We'll probably start to hear more about this in the MSM the closer we get to collapse. I would expect the USA media to cover it too

I'm going to start tuning in to Fox Business/Bloomberg at least now

That's Kevin's church in Glendalough, Ireland

or are you trying to make the joke that that's a funeral church or something?

you literally cant prepare your anus tomorrow, watch for tomorrow aswell, if we get fucked run by your bank and get the yen and switch those to yuans.

Arigatou based crashing-chan desu

Same here.

I'm just bored and I want to see some excitement. Nuclear war, global recession, I don't care.

Now you're talking my language and numbers.

I feel His presence...

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It would have been less of a disaster if King Nigger fixed the banks and Europe didn't fall for the austerity meme
The "recovery" from 2008 is a house of cards and needs to be torn up from the foundation to return to real healthy and sustainable economic growth.

If this happens before the election will a global economic collapse help Trump?

>tfw iktf

Will my Credit Union be okay though?

I'm supposed to buy shares Monday morning.
I don't know if i should try buy the dip

>only gone down by €5 for all we fucking know
It's down €425 billion over the past year, as of tues they had a £12.8bn capital shortfall, not to reassuring when your bank is running on it's credit cards. Here's the stock history with a labeled axis for you

"thank you based crashi-chan"
in this thread

>77

Let us offer libations

OH SHIT GOYS DUZ DIS MEN HES TELLING DA TROOTH?

Wow, I'm speechless.

Tonight will be interesting, I wonder which celebrity/politician will be sacrificed to Kek.

a 1 for every inch seriously though hows it feel to have pubes longer than your cock

They've stolen it form you, when they have nothing left in their accounts where are they going to go to fill up their accounts again?

Need a hangover to dump the drugs.

> It would be a fucking disaster if Deutschebank were to collapse.
> 90942933

Cheers.

Which Wojak is that again? The psycho looking one? What's his name?

Kek be with us

THIS IS A BUYING OPPORTUNITY

uhhh guys

Epic Fail Guy just killed lord kek...

We don't want any trouble. Just take what you want and go!

>Deutschebank is one of the linchpins of the whole EU system
its going to be an economic 9/11

ALL OF THEM

you're a genuine goober, user

KEK's got your back bro

"we are in a bubble! a gigantic nasty bubble"
>yfw he wins the debate a week later.

You heard him cunt.

So you want a global financial crisis for your own amusement, and because you want your two-pint tinpot to get elected as president.

Fuck you. You're like the types who started WWI.

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MAKE IT STOP

So ummmmm

I just took out a student loan with variable interest rate that follows Libor Rates.

I'm 100% fucked aren't I?

O'kek, Almighty, All strong, All powerful. God of Chaos. Anoint thee, deutsche bank, with a collapse. Praise kek

That's the plan. Enjoy the ride.

jews?

no fuck you asian poland

Yes, I absolutely do want a global financial crisis. I was too young to profit off the last one. If you weather the storm you can make a shit ton of money on the upswing.

Praise kek

From who?

I love you guys. Happening watch threads are always the most comfy without the shitflinging.

PRAISE KEK

The dead walk the chans...

How else are the globalists going to trigger war in Europe?

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KEK COME HERE

In a global recession, where does the money go?

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bang!

SHIRO

checked

WOAH

Woe to you, o' earth and sea
For the devil sends the beast with wrath, for he knows the time is short
Let him who have understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number.
Its number
is
Six hundred
and
sixty
six

Oh shit. Witnessed!

To the jews

People stop believing that it exists, so it disappears.

soros

Heh, I wouldn't worry about it goy.

YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY SON!

Guys, tell me what's going on

Is it already below 10.00?

HOLY FUCK KEK WILLS IT

kekfirmed

nice
cool, cool
good

Exactly. The derivatives act as the anchor tied around everyones neck. DB goes it craters the Eurozone, BOJ and the final stake in the petrodollar.

KEK'S BLESSING!!!!

Unbelievably holy indeed.

KEK IS UPON US

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>This fucking thread

WHAT
OH SHIT

HOLY KEK. HE IS WITH US.

I AM WITNESS

I mean some faggot and probably not even the same faggot that orginally did that? Literally who gives a shit.
Not Kek

Variable interest rate loans are complete trash.

these fucking digits...

I live in NYC with a fucking mortage. How fucked am I?

NO BRAKES!

Welp, Kek seems to have it out for the DB. Time to get comfy and watch the world burn.

Normalfags need a dose of reality

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Checked

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If singles kek isn't real

Are cute 2-D fats comfy?
>ywn be lovingly sandwiched between the fat bellies of a pair of neko mikos.

The ONLY advice we should take from this DB possible collapse is to ask the British who left the EU. Only they know what is going on. They left the EU and DB Titanic.

He is blessing this thread. Praise kek, shadily

Don't be afraid, Kek is chaos.

And chaos is a natural force of the universe

does the interest start accruing immediately or after you graduate?

BRITBONGS ARE SAFE, SO SAYS KEK

WITNESSED!!! PRAISE KEK!!!

Is this what Jesus felt like?

How concerned should I be honestly?

What will happen around the world if DB completely falls under its own weight?

assuming you don't have a job tied to the financial industry and aren't planning on selling anytime soon, you're probably fine regardless of what happens

Welp, sorry guys

nytimes.com/2016/09/30/business/dealbook/concern-over-deutsche-banks-health-shakes-markets.html?_r=0

they won't let this become a happening (until it is a happening, that is)

Lehman/AIG 2.0

Whats going to happen to New Zealand?

Britain hasn't even invoked Article 50
They're not on a lifeboat.

JPMORGAN CHASE HAS MY MONEY.

>>they better not fail that's my bank branch..

Holy fuck! It's gone even lower than during the 08/09 crash.

Is a market crash really happening lads?

Kek, will the collapse help me get laid?

Asking for a friend.

>US about to elect Trump
>collapse will push Germany full to the right
>Abe will use this as a pretext to fully nationalize key industries
It's happening, isn't it?

I've got you friend

> FUCK THE GLOBALISTS
FUCK THE GLOBALISTS
> FUCK THE GLOBALISTS
FUCK THE GLOBALISTS

FUCK I'VE BEEN SHOWN THE LIGHT

what did he mean by this?

PRAISE HIM

can someone dumb this down for me

HAH

KEK HAS MOCKED YOU

who gives a shit

kek be praised!

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so for those of us with cash on hand, how do we take advantage of the crash?

CHEEKY BASTARD

I wanna what love is

I want you to show me

Yes, entitlement system will break down. The whores will move into correction mode.

OH SHIIII-

who here RWDS when collapse happens?

If repeating integers your post is false and you get tiny peepee syndrome

Praise kek

has he forsaken us?

who really gives a fuck about DB? there is countless amount of other banks. DB has tights to the most fucked up things on the planet, they should die anyways.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jpmorgan has been orchestrating these happenings behind the scenes since at least the early 20th century. You have nothing to worry about (well, I guess you do)

I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN

Deutsche has very little money to cover its debts. It's getting bad to the point that hedge funds are starting to pull out. Basically the rats have begun fleeing the sinking ship. Deutsche has a SHIT TON of german people's deposits, because it's not just an investment bank, it's a normal bank. If they continue down their current negative feedback loop it will very likely trigger a bank run, at which point everyone will realize they don't have any money.

Then the fun starts.

WHAT

Based on these digits everybody is getting, should I expect the economy to collapse tomorrow morning?

>who really gives a fuck about DB? there is countless amount of other banks
And almost all of them are betting on DB sticking around

REPENT & PRAISE HIM

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got eem

hell be fine

pretty much

Does Germany have an FDIC equivalent?

I REPENT. OH KEK I REPENT. PRAISE KEK

praise kek

S H A D I L A Y !

KEK will restore balance!

Well the DB on a threat of collapse will make it even faster.

>mfw my bank is a privately held bank headquartered in my state
Living in Texas is the best.

which ones?

Best part? You fucking know Merkel is going to refuse any sort of bailout until it's too late.

AW FUCK NO

gold prices will rise

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>expecting to wake up tomorrow
rattle rattle

Shadilay; Have mercy on me

>for those of us with cash on hand, how do we take advantage of the crash?
Buy up as much Zimbabwe currency as possible, it has nowhere to go but up
>pic somewhat related, there's a Far Side for every occasion

If they wanted to avoid this, they needed to trigger it two years ago.

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so you niggas gonna short or what

AWW FUCK YES

>tfw Kek loves and cherishes your praising
SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY

Everything is fine.

>taking economic advice from Cred Forums

You fucking dirty kek worshipers may go suck a dick somewhere else, stop this fucking digits shit, meme magic doesn't exist

HE IS HERE! PRAISE HIM!

thank you based crashi-chan

NOTHING IS FINE

ITS HAPPENING

GOOD FUCKING QUESTION!

you wait and buy on the upswing.

or if you want to gamble on timing, start shorting shit. but if you're wrong prepare to eat some margin calls.

BUY SILVER, FOOD, WATER PURIFIERS, AND GUNS. BUT SILVER IS TOP PRIORITY

I'm Chinese mate. I don't think I've met a Jew in my life.
>Asian Poland
At least our commie-blocks are safe and modern. And aren't crumbling into dust.
Well I wish you knew how ignorant that really sounds.

Hunker down, not panic, and make some popcorn for the market opening.

Holy-Shit i was just watching BLOOMBERG "Hang sang is down no doubt because of the fears on how contagious the DB will affect/" CUTS OFF. now its a completely different show

42 trillion in gross derivatives exposure. This will crater the Euro.

Kek wills chaos, Deutsche will collapse, another recession is imminent, we must believe in Him. Shadilay brothers

You have no power here, Christ-chan

Begone

>being an Evangelist in Russia

give me afucking break. all these risks are diversified. by your logic you could put this image reflowed for every other bank and it would be disaster.

completely irrelevant crap.

>I don't think I've met a Jew in my life.
Lucky.
t. Jew

some ideas:

short euro
long dollar
short banks
short eurobanks

you can use etfs, futures, options, depending on your risk tolerance.

invest in canned food

thank you based crashi-chan

christ-chan a cute.

THE END IS NIGH

you shoulda took your money out after they got busted charging people a Fee to hold their gold in a vault. When people asked to have their gold it turned out they had no gold accept on paper

Im on vacation and away from my weapons and food supply and if my bank shutdown then i can't get back to my place..............

et ok everone i fixen et nao

Forgive me, my common sense kicked in. Kek is just an autistic meme, right? Kek is definitely not real. My singles prove it.

Thank you based crashi-chan

>all these risks are diversified
Yes, in other banks betting on DeustcheBank.

Yes. Per EU mandate up to 100k Euros per person. Buuuuuuut....in Germany the insurance isn't government run like the FDIC, but a separate institution owned by the banks. Who's willing to bet they fucked that thing over?

praise kek for a road warrior future!

See? Perfectly logical. Now all go to sleep

Nikkei holding stable, trade volume decreasing in anticipation of a bank announcement.
>this all happening after their ultranationalist defense minister started singing the praises of globalism in DC to buy Japan time with the US

Abe knows. Nippon is planning something.

Well, if it's a house of cards why would it need to be torn up from the foundation?

To many are betting the dollar long. Smart investors in this quantity do not exist. They will all be wiped out. The key is the dollar will be the last currency to collapse because, strange enough, we appear to be the least dirty rag in terms of investment.

ohhh FFUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

Shadilay indeed friend

I've changed my Superannuation investment portfolio mix to go into low growth and high safety funds, tried to remove all exposure to the EU in the scant 2 hours I had before closing time on my changes being actioned today.

Praise Kek.

This event will set the stage for the re-emergence of the Intermarium Central and Eastern European super power.

it's so close to the bottom

this is hilarious

you dun goofed

>mfw my Bitcoins are about to reach the moon

Is turkey going to buy DB?
Is it below 10.00 already?

********ATTENTION*********

I'LL BE CREATING THE NEXT THREAD WITH ALL LINKS AND ARTICLES

IT WILL BE THE OFFICIAL PRE-MARKET THREAD

PLEASE WAIT UNTIL IT'S 10:30 PST

You are most heretical bongbro

I told you my singles proved it. Kek is a fucking meme.

> I've changed my Superannuation investment portfolio mix to go into low growth and high safety funds

user, what fund and what options?

thank you Shiro poster

youtube.com/watch?v=riBAenwq3aI

IF you make it too obvious that you want Kek to vist you he will not visit you

Alright enough of this Kek shit do we think it will continue to drop as soon as the markets open? How will we know when it's close to collapse?

>also put this at 1.25 speed for meme magic
youtube.com/watch?v=qXZQd0mQcwg

Heresy will not be forgiven in the coming age of light. Kek shall bring the light, and will forever be remembered.

i'm not super investment savvy, can give details on your preferred option(s)?

Go home everyone! Kek isn't real for godsake.

>world economy collapses
>Trump gets elected
>Hofer gets elected
>Le Pen gets elected
>lots of other right-wing leaders get elected
>EU collapses
>a new era starts for the West and the world
Praise kek

thank you based crashi-chan!! :D

If it drops all the way, should I buy some shares?

just sit on your cash and wait for the market to rebound after the crash

Shit that could be bad. FDIC intervention in the 2008 recession was essentially the airbags deploying. And even then Congress had to give them more money to back up failed accounts. If Germany, or the EU writ large doesn't have independent deposit insurance, this could be very bad.

> Heresy will not be forgiven in the coming age of light. Kek shall bring the light, and will forever be remembered.

WITNESSED

fuck no

yeah last to fall...so it will rise. don't fight the wave !
The US dollar will rise...then crater and we will have our crash...but the world floods us when their local markets go to shit, and the USD gets the financial refugees

So if the germony economy impodes... WHO KEEPS THE HOLOCAUST CHEQUES COMING!! IT'S ANNUDDA SHOAH

your digits is the answer

How would this affect an average person?

MAY THE GRACE OF GOD SMITE KEK DOWN, FOR THERE IS NO OTHER GOD BUT GOD. MAY YOU BE JUDGED MERCIFULLY AT THE PEARLY GATES!

So there's a chance it will never rebound and will completely die?

EU does effectively have a FED deposit window program...but if the bank uses it that might only make things worse as all confidence at that point will be gone

Checked

Shadilay, Kek is remaking the New World Order

Praise him Shadilay!

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Well shit.

I actually made one before
Recycle this one before starting a new one

KEK are upon us

Buy some Lehman shares too

It will go up any day now

yes

hint: can you buy Lehman stock right now?

>dilma or lula gets elected
>brasil still the country of the future

I dont think she even can. There's a law that was put in place to forbid Greece and others from bailing out their banks, so it would be a terrible message to the rest of the EU.

FUCK OFF! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

a DB collpase would have a great affect on the EU but wouldnt be doomsday

wait do u live in burger land, if so ur fine. if u live in euro-land shit man might wanna get a job here till that shit stabilizes

she can, but it's not popular at the moment in Germany. If it gets any worse though it's probably the right move though to prevent bank runs.

OFFICIAL NEW THREAD

WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA

How much longer? An hour and a half?

That's true, but now I'll ask... Should I buy some Lehman stock?

youtube.com/watch?v=0_MJMvxVCJQ

HOLY FUCK! If Germany bails out DB other banks will follow which might collapse the EURO!

HOLY FUCK ON A SCALE OF WORLD WAR 2

it could trigger France and possibly others to leave, which would effectively end the EU

I think its just a sign of a bubble. Look at credit suisse too. European banks seem to be fragile at the moment

The Eurozone is the world's largest economy.
And we're even less prepared to handle this than we were in 2008.

so will the euro-poors actual be poor now?

Combine this with brexit and it's the beginning of the end for EU

>kek wills it

massive spike in people Buying shorts on DB. theyre going to crush it.

*sigh* I'm out of ideas, Here's me getting comfy. Praise kek

There was no recovery. Yes, it would.

NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

GLOBALISTS ARE IN CHARGE HERE

SIEZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION

Despite the restructuring announcement yesterday I have it on good authority that there's going to be some nasty news regarding Commerzbank later this morning. If anyone wants to make big money, short Commerzbank as soon as possible.

> COMMIES GET OUT
REEEEEE, ONLY CAPITALISM NAOW

Goodbye, lads...

praising intensifies.

You can't just beckon him like tha--

>i want vids of bankers and brokers jumping to their deaths.

WHICH STAGE OF HAPPENINGCON ARE WE AT RN?

Probably a 2 or a 3.

Its 3, for now.

Can a picture get anymore comfy than this?

Sallie mae
The rate was like 1/4th the fixed though...granted looking at this...ya
immediately, I got the lowest rate by making it where my monthly payment is the interest on the principal every month.

Is this really what America looked like in the 60s?

Looks cozy desu.

Is this part of the New World Order plan?