NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN YOU FUCKING HAPPENING FAGGOTS. LITERALLY NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN YOU FUCKS ARE SO FULL OF YOUR OWN SHIT WITH YOUR CONFIRMATION BIAS. FUCK. I CANT WAIT FOR HILLARY TO WIN
Logan Diaz
...
Brayden Fisher
Arm your memes, soldiers. This will be a long night.
Kevin Peterson
Chill guys. Nothing's going to come of it, just like the thousand other happening threads where nothing happens.
Matthew Nelson
1 NOTHING WRONG WITH NUGERMANY 2 NOTHING WRONG WITH NUGERMANY 3 NOTHING WRONG WITH NUGERMANY
Jayden Reyes
My familys trusts own tens of millions in offshore property - should I be worried or not?
Xavier Ortiz
>inb4 shit show
Jacob Baker
Fuggg
Alexander Martinez
>trips Fuck.
Every time we score digits, the power of KEK grows stronger.
Kevin Baker
You know what we should do? We should make a trending hashtag so this news blows up and causes a panic. It be great. #DeutscheBankBroke
Jordan Clark
W E W
Brody King
SHIT NIGGA
Jose Bell
It's time to realize your destiny, Germany. The Reich returns.
Placing bets it will go up past the 11.000 when it opens up
Alexander Fisher
>babby's first market correction
FUCK THE HECK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
William Johnson
Fugg
Evan Phillips
today is the day of Kek's wrath. All the normies shall stand in awe of our God.
James Allen
today is that day not sure when the imf meeting is though. I warned everyone atleast 2 weeks ago now.
world economy is collapsing
Ryder Wright
why is it going to crash?
Jason Bailey
>going up right now
Luke Wood
Merkel and (((The Gang))) will bail them, legally or not, they can't afford the collapse of their perfect engineered political situation across EU. Get real.
Adrian Sullivan
my body is ready
Gavin Clark
But what does trips mean?
Connor Rivera
It has only just begun
Gavin Baker
jews gon jew
Carter Sanders
Would still be a happening if that happened.
FIVE MINUTES
Caleb Powell
What are your guy's best and worst case scenarios?
Ryder Peterson
Today's the dead cat bounce you retards, world ends on monday.
Anthony Lee
5 minutes
Sebastian Smith
What is worse than Death?
1+ Death.
Jackson Young
Oh boy here we go
Josiah Martin
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Luke Brooks
The economy is collapsing and Trump isn't going to win.... Because he's already won
William Sullivan
Kek, I grant you all my power to collapse the world into chaos.
Justin Myers
The felling of being just woken up, eating my breakfast and hearing that DB is going down is the best feeling I ever felt in the morning . Godspeed anons
Carter Taylor
FREEZING THE MARKET
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Mason Thomas
The issue is - twitter trends and official financial reports which gain traction etc are noticed more by fast trading computers. If you fucked around enough creating enough storm you risk making them more inclined to dump db. Assuming they touched it to begin with.
Sebastian Ward
>mfw I thought I was free but can't buy beer at 2 am
Jonathan Miller
In 4 minutes we will see
Andrew Hill
Disregard Jewish sentiment, prepare for the opportunity to witness history.
I am not a robot
James Foster
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Noah Harris
>China will introduce their gold backed world currency as soon as DB falls. >Petro dollar is fin.
Sure people will entrust the currency that's more fickle then their mother's vagina.
Thomas Barnes
Been passing the time doodling a panzer
John Miller
hey guys i've a few bucks to spare, how do i bet on market?
Joseph Jenkins
when a tree is falling, you do not ask "why is it going to hit the ground?"
We are way past the why, we are now on the when it is going to hit the ground.
Jace Davis
This is all brexit's fault btw
Ethan Rivera
THIS CITY NOW WILL FADE AWAY IT'S CRYING OUT IT'S MUCH TOO LATE
THEY SET THE FIRE LET 'EM FAN THE FLAME
Xavier Brooks
>shit happens >everybody wants to bail >too much money out on loan, can't give people their money >investment bankers start jumping from high places
James Scott
Going to class right now.
Opening it in 2 hours. Good luck.
Jaxson Long
Superdeath confirmed
Aiden Cruz
This thread is moving so fas nobody will notice that my dick is out.
Gavin White
All the more reason to crash this union with no survivors
Jack Harris
OH YEAH
Michael Evans
Trips = Race War
Jack Sanchez
its 3 minutes till show time.
Luke Stewart
Nothing is going to happen. It never does. I'm always disappointed.
Levi Walker
i know, right. look at all the excitement. big things are gonna happen.
Justin Diaz
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
Zachary Lewis
move to habbeningcon2 plz >invoked
Dylan Hall
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Levi Clark
channelling my powers
Gabriel Lopez
NICE TANK M8
Zachary Brooks
HERE IT COMES!!!
Gabriel Wilson
witnessed
Nathan Flores
it begins!
Grayson Hill
The D.B has been just about to ,,crash" for a week now, it's not going to happen. Itll be fine
Jason Davis
I'll see you frogposters in hell.
Elijah Ross
REEEE THE FIRE RISES
Josiah Ramirez
DIGITS CONFIRM IT'S OGRE
Colton Morales
Nice, saved
Juan Moore
I FOCUS ON THE PAIN
Xavier Martinez
Praise Kek
Christopher Gonzalez
Reminder to sit back, grab a drink and enjoy the show.
What is Cred Forumss drink for the happening?
Also having rocks in Jameson is a legitimate way to have it.
wait until you see the volume of gold china has been dredging out of the south china sea. The controversial islands they are building are a byproduct, distraction, and defense of the gold they found on the seafloor.
Colton Johnson
If you live in Indiana you also can't buy beer on Sundays
Grayson Perry
America will stay strong.
Aiden Gutierrez
Kikes on suicide watch.
Carter Martinez
lower glacis is wonky
Liam Smith
ALL IS WELL
PLEASE IGNORE THIS THREAD
RETURN TO YOUR HOMES AND LOVED ONES
Jeremiah Hill
shake yo booties shake, shake yah booties
Andrew Hughes
>people will dump db That's what im hoping will happen Imma start tweeting about it right now #DeutscheBankBroke
Jace Gray
Where are they gonna get the money for the bailout?
Landon Roberts
gonna need a confirmation
Nathan Sanchez
Better sell your pepes while they're worth something
Elijah Evans
...
Hunter Cruz
/comfy/
Owen Allen
Panzer doodling That sounds lewd
David Wright
Could you imagine the headlines:
"Cred Forums predicts financial collapse
'Anons' and alt-right nazis way ahead of central bankers and economists"
Joshua Perry
dubs = trading will be halted immediately after open.
James Walker
Nuclear war is upon us. Get ready. We are all going to die
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING NOTHING IS HAPPENING >IT NEVER HAPPENS IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN >NOTHING IS HAPPENING NOTHING IS HAPPENING >YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF >NOTHING IS HAPPENING NOTHING IS HAPPENING >IT NEVER HAPPENS IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN >NOTHING IS HAPPENING NOTHING IS HAPPENING >YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF >NOTHING IS HAPPENING NOTHING IS HAPPENING >IT NEVER HAPPENS IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN >NOTHING IS HAPPENING NOTHING IS HAPPENING >YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF >NOTHING IS HAPPENING NOTHING IS HAPPENING >IT NEVER HAPPENS IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN >NOTHING IS HAPPENING NOTHING IS HAPPENING >YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF >NOTHING IS HAPPENING NOTHING IS HAPPENING >IT NEVER HAPPENS IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN >NOTHING IS HAPPENING NOTHING IS HAPPENING >YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF >NOTHING IS HAPPENING NOTHING IS HAPPENING >IT NEVER HAPPENS IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN >NOTHING IS HAPPENING NOTHING IS HAPPENING >YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF
You won't find it written, at least not on any english websites You don't have to believe me either. Just some info I'm passing along to you all.
It's info i've come to find out due to word of mouth in my profession. I work for a large mine and repair equipment. I talk to all sorts of people at the corporation.
Gavin Roberts
Dubs+ makes the winter a little colder
Kayden Johnson
...
Julian Diaz
Boom!
Adrian King
>SHORT SHORT SHORT >SHORT SHORT SHORT >SHORT SHORT SHORT >SHORT
We're going down, down in an earlier ride. Sugar wood going down swinging.
Nolan Cruz
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Charles Martin
This is a dead cat's bounce, right?
Ethan Harris
The beginning of global economic great depression tier meltdown.
Jeremiah Diaz
...
Juan White
10.17
Owen Scott
GOOG LNK FROZON
Benjamin Wood
kek
Bentley Torres
guys
i thought it was supposed to be habibi
Jayden Evans
STOP GOING UP REEEEEEEEEEEE
Zachary Powell
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jack Ross
10.02
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARK
Justin Fisher
you do realize valuing gold beyond its material capabilities is entirely archaic right?
Zachary Edwards
>BUY GOLD AND SILVER BUY GOLD AND SILVER >BUY GOLD AND SILVER BUY GOLD AND SILVER >BUY GOLD AND SILVER BUY GOLD AND SILVER
Carson Murphy
N I G G E R I G G E R F A G G O T A G G O T
here's my F to Yurop
Joshua Taylor
wew what a relief cheers lad
Luke Anderson
Rip, it went up
Ryder Wood
ITS BUMPING UP, MERKEL AND (((THE GANG))) WENT ALL IN. TOLD YA FUCKERS THEY WILL DO IT.
Cooper Carter
THE JEWS ARE MAKING ONE LAST EFFORT TO BUY IT LOOK OUT
Elijah Turner
ITS GOING BACK UP!?
Evan Barnes
BUY BUY BUY
Asher Nguyen
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
REMAIN CONFIDENT
Easton Barnes
9.99 when?
Ayden Flores
it grow up.
Bentley Walker
its about to go down the tubes
Levi Fisher
they are trying to prop it up
Elijah Garcia
I'M TRYING!
William Sanders
>thread exactly like those of last year during "SHEBINMATAH"
>people actually believe it's going to happen
Jordan Wright
It is probably happening. Ticker made a fairly large jump to 10.02. Supposedly it's been in a spiral that mirrors the 08 collapse. We knew it wouldn't last forever.
Luke Stewart
10.14!
Carter Richardson
DAX DOWN 1.6%
James Williams
JUST A BOUNCE YOU SHITS
Landon Price
DAILY REMINDER THAT IT RALLIED YESTERDAY FOR MOST OF THE DAY BEFORE IT NOSE DIVED
Nothing is happening. Why is Cred Forums always wrong?
Jaxon Thompson
So many looong red candles
Adam Gray
haahha aww yeah
Lucas Price
YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!!! GOLDMAN SACHS IS NOW PLUNGING!! I REPEAT, GOLDMAN FUCKING SACHS IS NOW PLUNGING!!
Jackson Diaz
GET READY FOR THE TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lincoln Foster
Can you feel it lads? It is truly habbening. Sell markers will be hit soon and then the fun really begins. Praise kek
Cameron Martin
>-7.27% >nothing habbening
Aaron Kelly
Dive dive dive ALAAARM
Liam Lopez
It's about to go under 10.00 real soon. Next few minutes.
we're approaching -8%
Cooper Russell
I was promised fall, not controlled gliding.
William Flores
Oh goddamn here it goes.
Nathan Evans
Crash faggots crash
Camden Green
Lol, whole Europe is crashing. Apparently e very single bank is in the red.
Evan Reed
If post end on 8 we will see a greater collapse then 2008
Liam Carter
here it GOES
Joshua Adams
We're going down guys, prepare your shitpost
Alexander Hughes
>10.06
Hunter Williams
Blessed
Michael Gutierrez
these dubs are the stock's final price.
Jaxon Hill
POST ENDS IN DOUBLES. WE WILL SEE COLLAPSE. DOUBLES CONFIRMS.
Samuel Hughes
It keeps hovering around 7.5 - 8% it's inevitable
Camden Carter
Sure. You could measure wealth in wicker baskets for all I care. Feel free to test your theory.
I'll stick with gold in these precarious times.
Jackson Robinson
You're doing it wrong. Concentrate, focus. Learn!
Grayson Rogers
Checked. Buy solid gold bars now.
Dominic Lewis
So close to going under 10! It's at 10.01 atm
Noah Howard
Market crashes are the comfiest of happenings.
praise.
Josiah Cruz
>$10 OK. It's not funny anymore. If $600 billion caused 2008 what will $75 trillion do?
Adrian Fisher
And here we go! It was a nice ride.
Elijah Gray
happening
Xavier Ward
The happening will be swift and deadly.
Landon Butler
>9.529 that doesn't sound too far off
Caleb Evans
...
Nathan Martinez
Damm you!!!
Luke Wood
Update your chart FGT
Oliver White
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Caleb Walker
Exactly. Like a retarded child trying to catch a speeding bus with a baseball glove.
Brody Jackson
TFW Atomic annihilation would be more favourable than this because at least your family wouldn't be in the shitter.
Camden Carter
convert your surplus assets into consumable goods if you're actually worried about a total destruction of our current financial and trade systems. at that point gold will get you diddly.
Cooper Diaz
2% profit on my short, it's my beer day, and Deutsche is about to go under 10. I'm only 30 minutes out of bed and it's a great day already.
Joshua Richardson
WE'RE DOWN PAST 8% NOW
Lucas Morris
...
Sebastian Perez
>9.98
Kevin Clark
this just in from (((Bloomberg))), Yuan to become a global reserve currency tomorrow.
Jacob Green
GUISE....
Nicholas Morgan
BELOW 10! 9.98!
Landon Harris
GAME
OVER
Connor Diaz
fuuuuck it keeps going below 10
Camden Myers
RIP.
Ian Ortiz
Great depression 2.0, but on steroids. Unemployment is going to hit at least 50% This shit has been long time a coming, -08 was just a little bump in the road on our way down and ever since then, governments all over the world have tried to do everything to prevent the market from crashing. They can't do it anymore and we have to plunge down hard at some point.
Evan James
>9.97 AND DROPPING
David Nguyen
10 10 10 10 10
Dylan Thomas
There's no stopping now
Sebastian Edwards
Kek has bles'd us!
Blake Myers
She doesn't have to go hunrgry in the comming colapse
Wyatt Morgan
TERRAIN PULL UP! TERRAIN PULL UP!
Jason Collins
I'll miss you shitposting, leaf.
Christian Adams
NON HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO
Christian Hall
OI VEY
Caleb Price
9.98 BUYBUYBUY
PRAISE KEK SHADILAY
Mason Turner
shhh shhh DBK go to sleep
Aaron Myers
...
Christian Lee
IT WENT UP
Wait, wrong thread
Bentley Perry
>diddly
Fine you don't get any of my gold then. I'll be making uptrades all day and once your consumables are gone and shat away what then?
It's ok. You can have a little.
Kayden Bell
...
Bentley Brown
How other banks are doing. Top kikety kek.
Wyatt Moore
9.98
Brandon Reyes
Doubles confirms this is the end of times
Daniel Powell
9.96! BUY
Ryder Price
9.94 WHAT IS GOING ON
Mason Gray
>9.95 and falling Goodbye
Wyatt Young
kek
Noah Robinson
Will you buy me a Pokemon game?
Mason Gonzalez
Kikes on suicide watch, confirm
Jaxon Thomas
...
Lucas Gutierrez
EU will finally have their army after this bullshit.
Ayden Stewart
>This fucking nosedive
Just fuck my economy up.
Charles James
YES YES YES YES YES YES COLLAPSE COLLAPSE!!!!
Hunter Martin
9.91
Josiah Williams
are you eating your gold? if the american financial system collapses it is the end of times and fertilizer, fuel, and land is far better than gold.
Robert Carter
it must be so much fun being an broker Such an exciting job
Blake Smith
How long until we see millions of Germans lining up to pull their money out of these banks? Can't wait to see the chaos. Throw in the migrants getting tons of free government money and you're looking at a lot of seriously pissed off Germans. Maybe the whole country devolves into a murderous frenzy and they remove Merkel.
Joshua Jones
Jeeze dude, get some better taste in boats
Alexander Morgan
...
Tyler Johnson
Umm this is fucking bad guys. I mean really fucking bad.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM, SOMEONE GIVE ME A LINK, IT'S STILL 10+ HERE!
Jace Wood
holy nuts
Carter Sullivan
lol i hate banks and the system they have created so much, the fact we dont work to save, but yet work to take loans, and money continually degrades in value kills me inside.
mfw i literally dont care if the system collapses it will bring me but a glimmer of warmth inside my feels.
I have $10k of physical silver coins stashed away, if you're strong and healthy you're welcome to come till my fields after the collapse.
Kevin Barnes
It's looking like $10 I'd the new resistance ceiling.
Benjamin Sanders
BACK TO 10 WTF JUST FUCK MY HAPPENING UP.
Carson Edwards
THESE DUBS MAKE IT REAL
Austin Evans
WHY is the Deutshe Bank collapsing? Is it 'cause Hillary's favorite world leader sucks ass?
Logan Reyes
Does Kek Confirm?
David Peterson
>14 what nobody here knows is if there is serious systemic risk. If DB goes down, other banks lose capital they had with DB and it's illiquid. If there's enough outstanding shit, it causes a 2008 situation with a credit crisis, and then other banks start to fail
starvation?
Hunter Rogers
It's going up again!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Luis Wilson
Rolling for DBKD to keep crashing. Kek hear my prayers.
Ryder Fisher
GOLDMAN SACHS IS FUCKING COLLAPSING !!!
Christian King
...
Luke Brooks
>le dead cat face Cred Forums is full of shit again.
Juan Miller
There is significant evidence of systemic risk. It isn't all in the open but there is enough to say so.
Jaxson Rogers
How big is your short?
Daniel Perry
I don't actually know, They were down by 8% overnight, and it snowballed when the market opened.
Matthew Thomas
That already happened during US market trading
Hudson Edwards
US premarket trade is only -0,6% or so, hmm.
300k nok
Nathan Barnes
Nope no happening today.
D(as) B(oot) made it this time
Adrian Hernandez
It's down 8% Ivan.
Lincoln Evans
Witnessed and confirmed. Kek is a fair and just God. Praise kek
Daniel Torres
Look up Fibonacci retracement.
Aaron Myers
Dude the Jews are in full panic and trying to stop it! They fucking can't keep 27 trillion back. Good fucking lord not even the bank of the star can stop it! They can't prop it up for much longer.
Connor Ortiz
please
Caleb Rogers
At what negative % should we start worrying?
Wyatt Reyes
YES YES YES YES YES
Brayden Sanchez
God Damn
Jeremiah Turner
I invested my life savings in jerky. That shit holds value.
Jordan Butler
Yes
Jace Young
>569 replies
Dominic Rivera
who on earth is buying it up?
Michael Jackson
Yes.
Jackson Cox
b-but pol is never wrong
Can wait for Obama to hand over the internet to shut this shit haven down
WW3, here we go boys. 27 trillion no way to pay it back. It's time for judgment. You only had to listen.
Jackson Scott
There's this country, MuhKEKdonia, you can't buy alcohol after 7PM. Go figure...
Jose Bennett
FUCK
Levi Ortiz
The price is going to bob all night. Just the nature of it; day-traders will be moving stock back and forth for hours trying to make a buck. I think there's nothing to see here until closing.
Carson King
This.
Luke Bennett
...
Parker Cook
The real happening is when we find out over the weekend about additional funds and derivatives players winding down in Deutsche.