MARKET CRISIS THREAD #3

I WANT TO SEE THE WORLD BURN

Threadly reminder Cred Forums is never right about this.

IT"S RISING Cred Forums BTFO

YOU STAYED UP FOR THIS YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT LMAO LOSER HAHAHA

FREEEEEEE FALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Not happening. Bed time. Night fags.
Captcha 777

Oh fugg it is happening!

>ALMOST 10.00
LETS GO BOIS, KEK WILLS IT

WE'RE GOING DOWN
I REPEAT
WE ARE GOING DOWN
MAYDAY MAYDAY

WE ALMOST NINE

DEAD CAT BOUNCE!!!!

9.99!!!!

DB will fall by minus the two last digits of this post

UNDER 9
N
D
E
R

9

IT BROKE INTO $9.99 HOLY FUGG

GLOBAL ECONOMY IS KILL

F

THIS IS THE END OF US ALL FAGGOTS

ITS BEEN NICE

Post yfw t's the real deal!

>9.99

ARE THE JEWS LOSING THE BATTLE

>10.00
USA #1

DIGITS AND GERMANY COLLAPSES

just dipped below 10

i member

WE UNDER 9 NOW NIGGAS

>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>IT NEVER HAPPENS
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>NOTHING IS HAPPENING
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF

Hit 9.99

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HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIENDA

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
ITS SO CLOSE TO SUB 10

SPILL THE BEANS

LOOK AT THE JEWS STRUGGLE

IT'S FLUCTUATING LIKE MAD

Why do y'all care

What's gonna happen if it crashes

Please explain to my burger brain

B R E A K I N G P O I N T

BUY GOLD AND SILVER NOW
BUY GOLD AND SILVER NOW
BUY GOLD AND SILVER NOW
BUY GOLD AND SILVER NOW
SILVER UNDER 20
GOLD UNDER 1350

JUMP YOU FUCKERS

there's a 20 minute delay on reporting

give it another 12 minutes

It was an honor shitposting with you, friends, see you on the other side.

bloomberg.com/live/europe

TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

link?

Fuck off you mong. Cred Forums is filled with merchants. They're saving the economy.

(((THEY))) ARE MAKING ONE FINAL EFFORT

SUB 10 INCOMING!!

IT DROPPED TO UNDER 10 AND THE FUCKING MARKET FROZE NOW ITS AT A PERFECT 10

THE JEW IS SCARED

Today, the 30st day of September 2016, the last day of hope.

WE GEORGE SOROS NOW BOY
DIS OUR ECONOMY
WE OWN DIS SHIT, NIGGA

Boo-Yah Shacka bang-bang
dropping droppin' gone

A FUCKING LEAF

Digits and the world will end a little faster

TICK TOCK

CAPITALISM FAILS YET AGAIN

SEIZE THE MEANS OF PREDICTION

It's in Euros numbnuts.

Lady Nuclear is hot as fuck

What will happen when it drops bellow 10?

jumped back up by 0.10 fugg

>SELL 10.09
>SELL 10.08
>SELL 10.07
>SELL 10.06
>SELL 10.05
>SELL 10.04
youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

At what point should I start buying this stock?

bloomberg

I member.
Member the apelike Mali/Money guy meme?

>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GF
>tfw the world is ending and a fucking leaf has to kick you while youre down

Lowest it has been since

WHO /COMFY/ HERE?

F

It will just fall now.

>Bloomberg: We need longterm vision pls stop selling pls plan for longterm pls

hahhahaha

LONGTERM LIKE LEHMAN BROTHERS LONGTERM

If one falls, they all fall.

...

...

Don't need no GF because no ones going to hear you scream in a post apocalyptic world.

Habbening?

BE A GOOD GOY
BUY BUY BUY

google.com/finance?cid=6988887

wrong link by op,
try this

...

THIS IS THE BEGINNING

THE BEGINNING OF THE END

happning

>Under 10

Let me know when the investment bankers start jumping from Windows. This is good shit

Silver at first. There will be a brief period, roughly 3 weeks after the crash where silver will bounce near 7:1 with gold. That's when you get out of silver and into gold.

>being this retarded

STOP IT GOYIM, FUCKING STOP IT!!!!

*cries*

ITS TIME FOR RED

THIS IS NOT A DIP THIS IS A CLIFF

You guys have been posting about this bank for quite a while now. Is it finally happening today?

holy shit

/COMFY/

in 2 years

#DeutscheBankBroke
START TWEETING FAGGOTS
LETS BLOW THIS SHIT UP AND CAUSE SOME PANIC

>DB known to let the value
>
>
>
>
>Drop!

Guys I have 40 dollars

DO I BUY!?

You know it

GO BACK DOWN ALREADY

Giga-Kikes like Soros want economy to crash vs regular jews who want it to remain because muh shekels

bloomberg stream where

I'll seize the means of your dick
n-no homo

>trying to dead cat bounce it
hahahahaha
my sides, fuck you HFTards

Nothing is happening you retards

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT CEASES TO BE

LADS GET OUT YOUR TWITTERS AND TWEET

"#DeutschBankBroke"

MAKE IT HAPPEN

WILL TRUMP INTO THE PRESIDENCY

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM

ripples in a pond. if shit goes tits up for DB, it effects our banks and thus our economy.

Burn your money instead

An image like that would stir up PTSD in anyone
Someone shop that moon red

No one is covering this on TV, but Peres' funeral is on MSNBC

We can wait a little long

THIS

Yes. It'll bounce back. DB is a safe buy.

Does this mean the fed will actually raise the rates?

Yeah, if you can open a brokerage account in Europe in 30 seconds and dont mind a 10 EUR/trade fee

...

/COMFY/

Considering snacks

>The world is about to endure a global economic collapse.

What did the imminent future mean by this?

This guy
youtube.com/watch?v=qP3FIcDl22I

10.07

The moment it happened

>Bloomberg

they also didnt mention yet that it dipped below $10

TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE

bloomberg.com/live/europe

bloomberg.com/live/asia

bloomberg is the best, they get these paniced millionaires whose job it is it to try and convince people to buy or hold

then they just talk nonsense trying to do it

uk.investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank
WRONG ONE JACKASS

>capitalism
>central banking
top kek m8

rolling for death once again

You can get like 7 cheap shit bottles of wine with 40 bucks -- stock up, fag-o-roni.

From where the fuck can they inject so heavily? Never seen such a fluctuation in real time...Did they break the piggy bank or what.

>implying Yellen would help Trump by raising rates

SELL YOU FUCKERS

Nothing is habbening. Be a good goy and stop meming carelessly.

GOD WHY?? WHY????????????!!!!!!!!

Just buy 4 Domino's pizzas

fuck that anime was unnerving

sideways for like 5 mins sub 500 orders on both sides

What happened to it crashing immediately???

Be shame if repeating digets were to crash this even harder

What's the point of no return?

I came a little when it briefly dipped below 10.

You know damn well, user. Sieg heil.

I think that it's software programs fighting each other right now

>Still above 10

EAT SHIT HAPPENING FAGS AHAHAHHA

ONCE IT HOLDS AT SUB-10

thanks anons

...

its fucking nothing as usual

ITS RED AGAIN

SEEING RED AGAINNNN SEEING RED AGAINNNN

SEEING RED AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

If it drops below $8.50 they will officially be in a depression.

youtube.com/watch?v=jizXOsXLpuM

No they wouldn't, not while the dollar is strong and not if this leads to a crash. If the dollar increases in value, they would have to pay more if they raise the interest rates.

it will drop most of its value in 5 min.

That was months ago.

>A Merkel likes to keep it clean

IT IS FUCKING SURGING FAGGOTS POL BTFO DIE HAPPENING FAGS DIE DIE DIE

YOU STAYED UP FOR THIS ON A FUCKING WORKDAY MFW YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING JOB GODDAMN FUCK YOU

Is that just an assumption of based on some forecast?

The 2008 crash didn't happen in a day, but went on for years, down down down down

Couple this up with the chinese market nigga we got a potential great depression again.

GOLDMAN IS PLUNGING

THIS IS THE END

DID IT HAPPEN?

-10% loss in a day is worrying, so far this is pretty expected but its still a huge hit I'd wait to see if confidence restores by the end of the trading day

Cred Forums is now at Happening Con 3.

No confirmation that its happening, but it seems pretty fucking likely. The omens are clear from Lord Kek that today is the day.

> -0.01

AHHHHHHHHH

10.00 FLAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

so is there any chance this is actually happening at this point

DAX IS TAKING A POUNDING!
This volume and spread are insane!

WE SUB 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dead cat

Crush the German skypes. Just fall all ready.

Check'em

DEPLOY USA

BEATEN WHAT FOR

CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO NOW

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN...

IT CAN'T BE STOPPED

10.02

>pic from back in june...
Oh how far we've dropped.

You cannot even imagine how many 1's and 0's are fighting right now. HFT is on the loose.

FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT IN TRUMP GENERAL BUT STILL INTERESTED

HILLARY IS GETTING FUCKED

I CHANNEL DEATH

youtu.be/zR2P-5J-2MA

TOO SLOW LEAF YOU FUCKING MAPLE NIGGER REEEEEEE

The 10 thing is based on an assumption that the robots all have a stop loss set to 10.

Forecasts are by definition assumptions.

Invest money in MMM - it's the only way to overcome the Crisis.

SHIT WE'RE AT 10 FLATTTTTTTTTTT

PUSH FORWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>10.01
almost there
the deutsche jews are gonna make me very rich

WE AT THE PRECIPASS NOW

Its five in the afternoon pastfaggot.
Also, dead cat bounce

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

FUCK IT'S 10.00 AGAIN

BBC wont even say a word about this

Where are the U.K. Banks?

How long can they hold it at 10?

fuck Iran
it is all your fault

PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY KEK
PROVIDER OF HAPPENINGOS

I'm at work, so the joke is on you.

FUCK IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!

>Burn your money instead
So, buying crack is a safer bet than Deutsche Bank right now?

BEHOLD! THE FAGGOT WHO DOESN'T KNOW CAPITALISM!

WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING IN LA TIMES? DO THEY STEALTH ENDORSE TRUMP?

>Plunge protection teams literally keeping it five cents away from total collapse
O am i laffin

WE MEME MAGIC FINANCIAL COLLAPSE FOR TRUMP

WE KNOW WHY WE ARE HERE BOYS

SHADILAY

some big buy orders @10.01

Not necessarily. USD is a "safe" asset. This is normal in situation like this.

source?

JUST DROP ALREADY

What's going on in here? Everything OK?

HOLY FUCK LOL
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
KEEP MY SEAT WARM

PRAY TO KEK

OH MIGHTY KEK, DESTROY THIS ECONOMY

As soon as someone gets trips it drops.

This
correlates with

youtube.com/watch?v=Urdlvw0SSEc

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=Urdlvw0SSEc

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=Urdlvw0SSEc

THREAD THEME

I'M SCREAMING BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THIS MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

NUMBERS. RED LINES. DEATH. FIRE. REEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah pol should stick to politics

Thanks brah

I'll be back over there once I figure out if it's happening or not

we dindu nuffin gypsy

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

OH COME ON

DO IT

FUCKING DO IT

Of course not

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

>This thread

DRRRROOOOOOOPPPPPP

They seem pretty calm about this on Bloomberg. Nothing is fucking happening, as usual.

...

Everybody relax.

It'll be fine....

LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN

Nice trickshot m8

WHAT HAVE I DONE

THEN I SAW RED
WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR

youtube.com/watch?v=aZj0z1uEPYI

We're not part of the euro zone and have our own central bank.

666 dubs

Kek Wills it.

youtube.com/watch?v=6A-IoOEPbUs

Nice

Fuck no. Was another 6 hours and watch the US market shit themselves

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=rdpBZ5_b48g

youtube.com/watch?v=rdpBZ5_b48g

youtube.com/watch?v=rdpBZ5_b48g

Does anybody remember those Cred Forums threads during the Chinese stock market crashes at the beginning of this year? Cred Forums and a bunch of other boards were in on it, spamming their stock market boards. It was fun.

Rolling I live for Ken

OH MIGHTY KEK, DESTROY THIS ECONOMY
LET IT FALL, LET IT FALL!!!!

...

I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FELL
I FOCUS ON $10
THE ONLY THING THATS REAL

Wrong!

Chanting is in order, KOMR4DE!

youtube.com/watch?v=JUohUrWlJeE

JUST DO IT ALREADY

Watching the infotainment jew instead of the money jew.

Get comfy and go here: bloomberg.com/live

fucking lel

WE AT 10

D
.E
..A
...D
....C
.....A
......T

>everyone goes to bed hearing how low it drops

>it increases slightly first thing when the market opens

>NOTHING TO SEE HERE GUISE

lmao do you know nothing about how people buy stocks?

PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LAD

PLEASE I CANT TAKE ALL THIS WINNING ANY MORE

Okay I take it back it's going down lol

I saw a pic of the bloomberg stock showing Goldman sacks tanking an all the european banks going red

oh shit

FUUUUGGGGG

10.01

if it runs stops past like 9.90 i'd say its gonna be a really bad rest of session
10.00 seems to be where theres a ton of orders

Being 4 chan aside, its amazing this is actually happening, and not being covered by news at all is incredible, don't want to spook the goyim before the money jew can get out.

Just placed a order for $500 in silver.

WOAH PRAISE KEK

KEK

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFFHaz9GsY

OP MAKE SURE YOU ADD IN THE HASHTAG
#DeutscheBankBroke
WE WANT A PANIC

WELCOME TO Cred Forums'S FINANCE TEAM

DRINKS ARE TO THE LEFT. YOU'LL LEARN.

...

BELOW $10

HAPPENING.

Cred Forums is never right about anything

investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank

best one senpaitachi

I LOVE LAIN

They never gett emotional youngfag

Watch 2008 videos of bloomberg

>le this is fine

HOLY SHIT

FALL
DIE
BURN

YOU CAN'T SAVE HER NOW

SUCH IS KEK'S WILL

DIPPED UNDER 10 AGAIN HOLY FUGG

SHIT IS REALLY HAPPENING THIS TIME

...

9.99 inbound.

I'M GOING UNDER

9.98

Germany isn't a 10/10 anymore
Germany is an ugly bitch
Is she a 9/10?
or an 8??

...idk, I think she's a ~7 (at best)

9.99

HA

WTF did I just read?!

where is my petrodollars Mahmoud?
we have to invade you

It's falling again. Real close to dropping right now. A~nd we have them!

SINGLE DIGITS
>SINGLE DIGITS
SINGLE DIGITS
>SINGLE DIGITS
SINGLE DIGITS
>SINGLE DIGITS

its ogre.

Beating there superior brexit cock,waiting for the value of the great British pound to rocket as the euroshekel fails.

>9.98

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

BELOW $10

POST HYPE AND COMFY MUSIC PUSSIES

>9.98

SUUUUB 10!!!!!

SINGLE FUCKING DIGIT LADS

...

9.99!!!

ITS ON BOYS

SHADILAY

>SUB-10
CONDUCTOR
WE HAVE A PROBLEM

is it $ or €?

it has crossed into single digits at this moment

IT'S UNDER 10 BOIS

Death? Death.

>10.00

youtube.com/watch?v=VqfWPEjs1DE

9.98
>9.98
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>9.98
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>9.98

Fed will not raise rates because it would cause a massive dip in the US stock prices. No way this close to the election after the next president is safely in office then rates go up. IF DB collapse spreads to US markets in a big way there will be no rate rise for years.

wait so do the jews win or lose if it all comes crashing down

Witnessed.

The resistance is collapsing guys...

>9.98
You didn't listen.jpeg

If you want to watch the fall live:

investing.com/indices/indices-cfds

WE'RE FUCKING DOING IT

PRAISE BE

9.980

ITS OGRE

sell orders are piling on, buying drying up

HOLDING SUB-10
>HOLDING SUB-10
HOLDING SUB-10
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HOLDING SUB-10
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HOLDING SUB-10
>HOLDING SUB-10
HOLDING SUB-10
>HOLDING SUB-10

WE'RE 10 FLAT AGAIN BOYS

WE'LL SEE 9'S IN A MATTER OF TIME

>9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
>9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
>9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
>9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
>9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
>9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
>9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
>9.990 -0.885 -8.14%
9.990 -0.885 -8.14%

9.97
aaaaaaaaaaaaaarggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENIN

Wew, gg lads.

9.98 GERMANY IS KILL

HERE COMES THE RALLY

LIKE A PHEONIX

333

O YEAH THOSE GETS KICKED IN BOYS

>investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank
GOING DOWN

>9.99

HOLY TRIPS OF DEATH!

Hurry! We need more refugees!

9.97

PLEASE LORD LET IT HAPPEN

mises.org/library/why-there-euro-crisis

mises.org/library/how-greek-default-may-still-unravel-eu

mises.org/library/four-economic-myths-perpetuate-euro-crisis

>Oh no the Austrians all magic and shit, don't listen to them! They are full of it!

DOOM PAUL HAS THE LAST LAUGH NOW FAGGOTS! DOOM PAUL IS LAUGHING NOW!

-25%
ON FUCKING BONDS!!!

IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>20 minutes
>-8%

...

>tfw going to Europe in a week and Euro trending downwards

LOWER

I WANT TO SEE BLOOD IN THE STREETS

youtube.com/watch?v=G9W7ZU1-0l0

LA Times weight the polls correctly. See recent Reuters poll data. Ipsos/Reuters claim shes up 6 but oversampling Dems by +11

H-Habbening?

9 9 9
9 9 9
9 9 9

HAPPENING!

How are those other stocks looking? Anything else down??

THEY CANT KEEP IT ABOVE 10 ANYMORE

KEK APPROVES

oi
das rite nigga

We can't sell oil, we just using other currencies
also >we

Mega jews and Cred Forums want crash for happening
Mini jews want to keep the market going

It's Jews vs Jews

youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc

>$1.xx
>$1.xx
>$1.xx

PLEASE GOD TAKE ME

9.98 now

we dead boys5

youtube.com/watch?v=DUGsQqM2wZM

Classic song!

I prefer 5.56 and 9mm, 22LR inflates the easiest.

Way easier to trade ammo historically and it secures itself. The best part would be saying "nope" to any buy orders from liberals you knew before the happening.

>DB
Hello darkness my old friend.

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING
ME
DOWN

NEW BREAD WHEN

youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo&spfreload=10

DOUBLE DUBS FUAARRRk

9.970!!!!

HELL FUCKIN' YEAH
BOO-YAH SHACKA BANG-BANG

remember that all phoenixes still crash and burn

9.97 Low. Wal-Mart deals boys, we eatin good tonight

Burn this fucker down

someone explain, legit,at what point does it mean everyone's fucked?

Sub 7? Sub 5? Sub 9? sub 2?

If it drops to $8.50 there is no going back. It will only go lower.

PLEASE, SOMEONE READ THIS

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT ALL OF THIS MEANS. WHAT ARE THE REPERCUSSIONS OF THIS HAPPENING??? WHAT IS GOING ON???

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

just woke up

Says the kike slave

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

HOLY FUCKING FUCK... WAKE ME uP

MAKE A NEW THREAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>8% in 10 minutes

HAHAHA

WHERES THE IRISH GUY WHO SAID IT WAS NOTHING? NO HAPPENING?

I guess hes buying this bargain stock ;)

youtube.com/watch?v=20kbH_LRgZc&spfreload=10

Why! Why before the fest happenings!

ITS A HAPPENING

HORSES EATING EACH OTHER

HOLD BROTHERS 9.990 -0.885 -8.14% >9.990 -0.885 -8.14% HOLD BROTHERS 9.990 -0.885 -8.14% >9.990 -0.885 -8.14% HOLD BROTHERS 9.990 -0.885 -8.14% >9.990 -0.885 -8.14% HOLD BROTHERS 9.990 -0.885 -8.14% >9.990 -0.885 -8.14% HOLD BROTHERS 9.990 -0.885 -8.14% >9.990 -0.885 -8.14% HOLD BROTHERS 9.990 -0.885 -8.14% >9.990 -0.885 -8.14% HOLD BROTHERS 9.990 -0.885 -8.14% >9.990 -0.885 -8.14% HOLD BROTHERS 9.990 -0.885 -8.14% >9.990 -0.885 -8.14% HOLD BROTHERS 9.990 -0.885 -8.14% >9.990 -0.885 -8.14% HOLD BROTHERS 9.990 -0.885 -8.14% >9.990 -0.885 -8.14% HOLD BROTHERS 9.990 -0.885 -8.14% >9.990 -0.885 -8.14% HOLD BROTHERS 9.990 -0.885 -8.14% >9.990 -0.885 -8.14% HOLD BROTHERS 9.990 -0.885 -8.14% >9.990 -0.885 -8.14%

1 USD = 1 EURO BY NEXT WEEK SCREEN CAP THIS AND PRAISE KEK

SUB 10 IS HERE

Give me a good market link plox

It staying below 10. Show just started

9.95

Member Shemitah?

Well, it was delayed by a year.

>other currencies
>not dollars
triggered.gif

nukes are coming

This wtf explain this to a high school drop out

9.94

I bet Trump is up watching the market crash. He's probably in this thread.

IT'S OVER. GET YER GUNS BOYS

Markets fighting this, high volumes for low movements.

The longer we stay at this level the more likely we wont see a spike, seeing divergence in the indicators, looks more and more like we going down bois

All of my roll attempts have been unsuccessful. Here is my final attempt to further this Habbening.

>
>
>
>

New thread when?

youtube.com/watch?v=N36Ya2zvPZE

I was. all that hype. all that non happening.

anyone was with Cern hype? or the economist cover?

/*pol is always wrong*/

...

You're in denial, friend. It already happened. It's O G R E

I'm here to watch the world burn.

...

JEWS JEWING JEWS

Is now a good time to buy? I buy the dips, sell the rips, right?

nothing will happen

period

Holy fuck

>-1.32% in less than 20 min

literally the definition of free-fall lads.

Don't come, they want LESS niggers

>9.94

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AHHHH

it's like watching your grandma on life support and waiting when she'll die

RIP Deutsche Bank
RIP global markets

Kek has been kind to us with this happening

Trump will be God Emperor

tradingview.com/chart/DBKD/

Holy shit they're barely keeping from free fallingh

OHHH SHIIIIT 9.93

ABSOLUTE HAPPENING FAMBINO

>9.92

>shadilay brother

SHADILAY!

Trading is going to be halted today

Rare digits and we see below 9.5 today.

9.91

the fed is fucking nuts

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiit

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
STOP THIS
STOOOOOPP IIIIIIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Where were you when you watched the world collapese?

you did it, praise Kek

...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>-9.56 AHHHHH

Rofl.

>people who actually invest in finance

this was probably made by a jew

if enough people believed it, it would influence the economy

ADAFAGJETIGASFASFDASDFASFDASFASASFAFASFASFAFAFA

THE WORLD SHALL EXPERIENCE A MAJOR POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC CHANGE today.

google.com/finance?cid=6988887
here

RIP

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

DAX isn't down very much considering. Only -1.85%

KEEP SHORTING MAKE LOTS OF MONEY!!!
FUCK THE BANK

IN A TRAILER ON A MARIJUANA FARM

failed

nothing will happen

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high volatility on the DAX. massive buy and sell trades in opening hour.

Correct Bear-Stearns was months before Lehman Brothers.

The thing is DB is the biggest bank in Europe. After they go down watch the Italian banks go belly up. THen it is a race to see who is left holding the bag and who owes what to who and if they can cover. We will find out if all the laws and regulations changed from 2008 are worth a damn.

Also legally a bail-out is illegal in Germany and the EU so a bail in is the only legal option.

underrated

digits confirm imminent collapse
praise be to kek

>canada

SHADILEY

What abouts to happen.
>9 elites board the privet jets
>8 upper class is warned
>7 high priority refugees are sheltered
>6 the goyim are notified
>5 police force is called to protect tanned germans
>4 jets are scrambled
>3 tanks in 30
>2 you should have listend
>1 its over
>

dude finish them fuckin declare article 50 right now faggot

I love this sentiment. There are no rules except making everyone happy. It's a dumb faith based religion that gives you worldly payments instead of the promise of paradise.

The Fed isn't crazy because there's no point of comparison.

9.92

>9.89
>9.89
>9.89
>9.89
>9.89

I'm so drunk youtube.com/watch?v=PErUiAyVoGc

ITS HAPPENING ISN'T IT. IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING.

NO LADS

IT WENT UP

DOWN YOU BASTARD, DOWN

VIX IS OSCAR MIKE

F

Tell me Cred Forums how does one make a quick buck off this in the short term?

Surrender Monkey rebuild the Maginot Line NOW the Kraut's spaz when the economy hits the toilet. Hint they are coming through Belgium

gold/silver/bitcoin

We are back at 10. Happening canceled

gold

>long term

gold

THE BEAST RALLIES

>CLIMBING

COME ON KEK GET EM

10.05 lads.
Let's hope it drops again.

WE CAN ONLY HOPE BROTHER

HARDWIRED TO SELF-DESTRUCT!

its down less than google.com/finance?q=bmo&ei=qxTuV6GtJcf_jAGq2qj4Bw

>implying it's not going to crash back sub 9

Are you telling me the niggers were right with their gaudy trinkets? Dang

sick post

>witnessed

Ok Cred Forums help me out here, I got a small bit of money burning a hole in my bank doing nothing.

What's a good website for online trading?

Any suggestions for ones with lowish cost per trade?

HERE WE GO

WE'RE GOING DOWN, DOWN

youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g

DOWN, DOWN

poloniex

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUBBBBS

Make sure you guys know how to defend urselves noguns and euros
youtube.com/watch?v=1ihl2oqqA8A

Not as Crazy as some of the European Central bank lending money at negative rates. Europe is monotizing the hell out of its debt and forcing banks to lend by handing out money at negative rates. This is the first that has ever happened in Europe. What is all the free money giving Europe 1 to 1.5% economic growth.

It is ogre in Europe for at least a decade.

>9.99
BACK DOWN

Wooden assault sticks are illegal here m8, god save the queen

Wow I hate this and won't miss it neither

I literally do not understand bitcoin, can someone explain it to me?

Where the hell does the value come from?

CUS IM ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE

AND IM ABOUT THE BREAK

>GermanyJUST.jpg

PRAISE HIM IN HIS NAME
PRAISE BE KEK

SHADILAY

>money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/europe/
no russian market? gtfo

you're simply afraid to admit that the happening is upon us

youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

Praise be unto kek

>russia
>europe
cute

comes from its functionality. it's ability to trade fee free and anonymously

Basically the value comes from the difficulty to counterfeit and/or generate the coins

OK fine
Probably Entering

So um....how does it exist exactly?

Like, how do people know I have ___ bitcoin?

How DO I get ___ bitcoin?

AAAAND it's back to where it started

Literally nothing. Good job Cred Forums

>>PROBABLY ENTERING
POINT EMERGING
PRAISE KEK

Supply and demand for bitcoin. No pesky merchants increasing the supply or changing rates.
Also what they said

check the google link.

a public, ultra redundant ledger records that you have a certain value on your computer.

every transaction that you make has to go through has validation, and is then added to the "blockchain," so that everyone knows that you either spent or received money.

the process of going through hash validation is done by Mining computers. They are rewarded for going through the validation by getting a certain amount of bitcoin themselves.

They then act as the currency sources for the rest of the bitcoin community.

actually, to correct myself -a public, ultra redundant ledger records that a cetain amount of value is associated with a certain "wallet" address. if you lose the wallet address, you're fucked. many people hold wallets on their PC's but many don;t and prefer to have services do it for them, or to hold them on the cloud.

Every bitcoin (actually bitcoins are fractional, so every fraction of a bitcoin) has a history going back to its generation.

You have a public key private key setup where you can sign something and everyone can verify that you are the one who signed it. No one can fake this signature (unless you are retarded and let them get a copy of your private key). When you transfer a bitcoin you tell the world (via your signature) that you are transferring it. This gets recorded in a ledger than thousands of people all share a copy of and all ledgers are identical.

Quantum computing may break bitcoin but that's probably decades away.

LET IT BEGIN
TRUMP WAS RIGHT

neat.

OK so say I want to get some bitcoin because why not, how do I go upon doing that?

Also, is this how all traded cryptocurrencies work, or just bitcoin?

>looking at poloniex right now trying to figure this shit out.

desu it would be great if a crash happened.
Imagine the fed's face when it all went down and they didn't even increase the interest rate

You can mine it (costs more electricty than its worth unless you have custom hardware)

Or you can buy it (with standard american sheckles)

Or you can offer goods and services in exchange for it

I mean like how do I get my key for it or whatnot?

you need a wallet
bitcoin.org/en/choose-your-wallet