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FIRST FOR COLLAPSE
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Second for collapse
:( i couldnt handle this
THird 4 collapse
I feel a tingling in my penis.
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LET IT ALL COME DOWN PUSSIES
DELET THIS!!!!!!
>t. German
WHO LET THE DEAD CAT IN?
back below 10
Conductor, we have a problem
We single digits soon.
IT'S HAPPENING
DROP
grab onto your wieners
channel your energies
fuck Germany up
set the world on fire
all you niggas will become NEET
there is no future
FREE FALL
9.97
>9.97
>10,10
not happening, already rising. fuck off.
CMON KEK FORCE A COLLAPSE
BACK BELOW 10 BOYS, HERE WE GO AGAIN
THREAD THEME WHEN BELOW 10
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May our memes bring life to our dreams.
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Aaand back to single digits!
HAPPENING BACK ON TRACK!
>SINGLE DIGITS AGAIN!
HAPPENING BACK ON TRACK!
>SINGLE DIGITS AGAIN!
HAPPENING BACK ON TRACK!
>SINGLE DIGITS AGAIN!
oh fug
Let it all come tumbling down.
NOTHING IS HAPPENIG
EVERYTHING IS FINE
BACK UP OVER 10
CALM DOWN!!
NO PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!
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It begins
Collapse is imminent my doods
WESTERN CIV SHITS THE BED MY DOODS!
KEK HAS FUCKING WILLED IT MY DOODS!!!
It's under control goys, go to bed.
That was a very short lived rally
Somebody explain to me in normie terms why this is happening and what the consequences will be.
Holy fuck, I was 4 threads behind.
WE 9.98 NOW
DROP IT ALL THE WAY TO ZERO!!!
WE BACK TO SUB 10 BOYS
LOOKS LIKE GLOBAL NUCLEAR WAR IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
D
I
E
C
A
T
Dude being interviewed is freaking the fuck out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JEWS STOP FUCKING PROPPING IT UP
This is...Korean?
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T H R E A D
T H E M E
WE 9.970 NOW
>(((They))) can't even keep it above 10
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THE RIDE IS ONLY JUST STARTING
BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS
Look at this squirmin' german on (((Bloomberg)))
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8.99 soon
88
Back under 10. They're trying, but they really just can't fix it anymore.
Everyone should be watching the secret Jew chart
>((GOLDBERG))
THIS IS A CONFIDENT NUGERMAN
this is fine
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hi mom
who the fuck was buying a stock in 10 minute transaction to lose it as it still drops? really what dummy.
>88
>WESTERN CIV SHITS THE BED MY DOODS!
>KEK HAS FUCKING WILLED IT MY DOODS!!!
PRAISE KEK
>9.990 NOW
Someone explain to me how this is any different from the normal market fluctuation. Cred Forums told me this same sort of thing was going to end the world last September.
GOLDMAN SACHS IS NOW COLLAPSING
I'm under the impression that this is pretty much fucking DONE
Am I correct?
pls be my ai gf
STOP FUCKING TRYING TO DEADCAT IT
JUST LET IT FALL KIKES
(((THEY))) CAN BARELY KEEP IT AT FLAT 10
LOOK AT THE LIFE DRAIN AWAY FROM DB
It looks like the price is going to average around the 10.000
2016: THE YEAR OF THE HAPPENING
THIS IS IT
I HAVE MY MONEY AT ONE OF DB'S SMALLER BANKS
SHOULD I GET IT OUT?
KEK PROVIDES US WITH HAPPENINGS OF DEATH
> MARGIN CALLS WHEN?
MARGING CALL
MARGING CALL WHEN?
MARGING CALL
MARGING CALL WHEN?
MARGING CALL
MARGING CALL WHEN?
IT'S HAPPENING
they're throwing the kitchen sink into keeping it at 10 and it isn't working
wtf I hate cats now
>this was the first video I ever favorited on youtube
>-8.17%
That dude was seriously about to lose his shit. He was barely there.
Say hi to Trump who's in the thread
Threadly reminder Cred Forums is never right about this.
>that spike
It should have ((())) around it
SEIZE IT
SEIZE IT NOW
WE CAN'T LET (((THEM)) WIN
>I want to be in screencap plox
YES
TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW TO TAKE IT OUT
SHORT IT TO 9.70
Nobody here understands how markets work, but that's okay because I don't either
Hey guys, what's going on?
>Hello darkness my old friend . . .
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REEEEEEE 99.99!!!!
Great depression 2.0
Yes. Bank runs are only shit if you have money in one.
9.75 SCREENCAP THIS
t. INCREASINGLY NERVOUS CHAIM
shake your booty
shake shake
your booty
I said, "shake your booty, shake shake, your booty"
shake your booty, shake, shake, your booty, now
Truly we are living in Antediluvian times. The deluge comes.
YES user YES. GET YOU FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO DO THE SAME.
POST DAK MEMES TO FUEL THE FIRE
OY VEY!
This is because of the DB Nazis!
They're crashing the market on purpose to harm the jews.
We need it to drop to 8.50 for a total collapse. Once it's below 8.50 everyone will sell and it will only get worse.
THIRD IMPACT INCOMING
WE AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET
EXPECT 8's IN 20 MINUTES
IT'S MY SALARY ACCOUNT
>I HAVE MY MONEY AT ONE OF DB'S SMALLER BANKS
>SHOULD I GET IT OUT?
Why do you even have money in the bank in a ZIRP country? Just buy a safe, hide it someplace secure, and put your money there.
OH COVERT TO GOLD AND SILVER
>9.90 -0.98
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yesterday.
find closest atm, pull out what you can and be thankful you beat the run today.
WHY WON'T IT STAY DOWN?
Kek works in beautiful ways
>9.990 NOW
>99 dubs
oh fuck
Just let go!
Wonder what the DOW's reaction is going to be
10.01
-0.07 (-0.74%)
Real-time: 9:38AM CEST
It looks like your mother is going to average around my cock
SOMEBODY CALL THE WHITEHOUSE
SEND TAXPAYERS MONEY NOW
Bloomberg is now talking about job cuts at Deutsche Bank
GET IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who else has this on loop right now?
That rally was pathetic. Expect big drop with the next 5 minutes.
Perfect
indeed
YOU BETTER TAKE IT OUT BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE GETS THE SAME IDEA
judaism
Yes and as soon as possible. Put your money in the Pound.
How rich do you think people like him are getting now that they've dealt their deathblow
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Prediction or knowledge?
It means that we are about to have a global depression. I hope you stocked up on gold and silver!
DOW -1000 BE NOON SCREEN CAP THIS.
KEK DESTROY THIS JEW ECONOMY NOW!!!!
DOUCHE BANK
BOUT TO GET
FUCKED UP
we own dis shit
dis our economy now, nigga
Look at that schnoz!
Also wew that captcha
HAPPENING
>job cuts at Deutsche Bank
yeah fucking all of them
Same feeling like an outsider
Can't enjoy happening
Anyone whow did't change there euros pounds.
I found new use for the euros
KEK BLESS US WITH THE FREE FALL
CAUSE I'M FREE
>FREE FALLIN'
BOTH
What is this DAK meme? somegoy fill me in...
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
I wanna know if it will reach tree fiddy
BACK ABOVE 10! HAPPENING CANCELLED!
Is this actually innawoods tier or just "Oh no I lost all my stocks and one of my houses" tier
Kek
SHAKE YOUR WILLIES FOR APOCALYPSE
WAGGLE THOSE WILLIES
>its real
>hes the 'stupid goy' guy
my fucking sides
Computer reading the patterns in the market/deciding when to buy and sell. It'll take awhile to free fall
>tfw ready to scoop up cheap stocks after all the retards panic sell and dump
This is the millenial time to shine.
SPREAD FEAR IN TWITTER
GO
GO
GO
GO
16-10-16
>My bank is collapsing
>should I take out my money that probably wont be there in a week
wew
DELETE THIS
Nice rally attempt Germans, I admire your perseverance but its over. Let go.
Guys what do? How do I get Rich like in the documentary "the big Short"?
These digits show that the us stock market will be down 350~ points today and the big happening where everything goes down happens monday.
YES AND GET EVERYONE YOU KNOW TO DO THE SAME
Nope -200 for DOW check the futures
I have no plans and made no prep. I will be shitposting here till coms are cut and will die shortly after. It's been fun lads.
9.92! AND DROPPING!!
This might be the happening to rule all happenings
Or Saudi currency.
>hillary bank is now closed
If you survived 2008 you'll survive this.
Prepare your anus for the Fire Cock
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who ING here
All of those wasted Euros on the green spikes.
It's futile, just let it die.
We need to spam twitter in german saying something along the lines of "Oh my god. The banks are collapsing. Going right now to withdraw my money!"
(((They))) can no longer feed the monster they created. Meme magic must put it to rest.
Checked
The latter it's just a bank failure think 2008 desu
There aren't 16 months in a year.
>10.07
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
MY FUCKING SIDES
Guys
Is this just meme news or is it happening?
I have yet to see news about this in the swedish media
Please tell me it's real
TAKEOUT YOUR MONEY
Is it just some spoopy /x/ shit or what?
They better not touch those golden parachutes
Kek wills a freefall down to 7.
Stop using delayed chart you fucking stupid retard
Fug
setup llc
short DB
#DeutscheBankBroke
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
GET IT TRENDING NOW!!
IF EVEN 50 PEOPLE SEE THE HASHTAG AND WITHDRAW STOCKS THE ECONOMY CRASHES AND WE WIN THE ELECTION IN A LANDSLIDE
THE ECONOMY IS LITERALLY CRASHING RIGHT NOW
NO SURVIVORS
#DeutscheBankBroke
ITS OVER
NOT A DRILL!!!!
Kekedge
Kek demands for the world to end.
Kek is one. Kek is all.
Die, DB, die!
>MARKET EVENT HORIZON #5
>#5
>OP's post end in a 4
Getting a post that ends in a 4?
Unacceptable!
Anything less than 10.00 is scary and 8.50 means total depression for the country. 6.00 would mean the country will have to soon declare bankruptcy.
GLOBAL COLLAPSE WONT HAPPEN IF SINGLES
I AM EFG
we're going down familia
Dude get it the fuck out change to pounds
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GET A GUN
Please for once, just let the happening happen.
>tfw if i survive long enough i will occupy a roadside tavern and serve radfungu beers to weary wasteland wanderers
>tfw my dream is one market crash away
So.... it's still at 10?
I am of little faith at the moment, but still I must check and praise
WHAT THE FUCK
The nose knows.
IT"S ACTUALLY HAPPENING! HURRAY!!!!
How do you change the schlomo link so that when you refresh it, it doesn't reset back to appl?
new theme
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Wuh?
WHAT KIND OF WIZARD ARE YOU
>tfw 10.05
What chart are you goys looking at
link me pl0x
It's too late for that. You could of done something a couple of week ago, but it's too late now. Buy Water filters now!
Havent tuned in to bloomberg in years, forgot how comfy it can get
>actually taking time to type up that question instead of running to get his money out
wtf you doing
fucking KoG
Digits confirm. Praise kek.
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Wew
I'm in.
KEK MITT UNS
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I realize that the world's financial system is all interconnected... but can someone give me a TL;DR on why this DB collapse is a "really bad thing"?
wut
If you are not in Europe you are safe until America goes into to save Europe again during WWIII. We gonna have to fight Russia.
Get ready to Reich.
closing price 5.55 confirmed
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
Collapse!
Dear god
It's hovering
Just finished my school work and checked trading view.
See deutsche bank at 10.04...
>shiiiiiiiiit.mp3
Time to get fuckin comfy.
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SHIT LADS
NOOOOOOOOOOOO PLS DON'T DO IT
MY SALARY ARRIVES TODAY
IF DB CRASHES I'M FUCKED LITERALLY IN MY ASS
Put it in the Israeli banks. The shekel will (((miraculously))) survive this.
THY WILL BE DONE
Its guaranteed. Look at how hard theyre trying to buy things. It wont work, because soros and co are hammering onto forcing the crash to happen
This...is a sign from the gods...
include me in screenshot
HOLY SHIT
we're going to die
FUG
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you'll be fine
you're not using euros
Shiro poster, delete this fucking google chart from OP-post
ITS OGRE
>I keep on fallin'
((((((((((((oy vey)))))))))))
they are currently worth like 20 times germany's entire GDP
it is literally nothing.
you realize that we print money for nothing right?
Deutsche Bank has been making anti central bank statements for a year or so now so the Jews have been taking them down.
Janet Yellen, the jew in charge of the US 'Federal' Reserve has said that she will outright but stocks of """the (((appropriate)))""" companies if things turn down in the Jewish pyramid scheme knows as 'The Financial Market'.
There is nothing that can take down the stock market aside from the Jews. They literally control every facet of it and the money all securities are priced in.
DAMNIT YAMI WHAT YOU JUST DID
> fall of the global economy
Sucks not to own a farm, right? I'm glad that I own something that is recession proof.
Probably will for a few hours
Perfect kek
sex
Checked and Keked.
I love kek
Bring the Deutsche the pain.
They called me a Polstralian "Auslander" when I was shitposting at Warschau station with lager and spliffs.
Fuck em up Kek, Fuck em up.
It means the dragon cannot be summoned
Yes, it's very real.
To put it simply, everyone has been waiting for the global economy to tank hard as fuck for some time now and this might be the breaking point that starts the whole collapse.
Not sure how the early 90s went for you guys, but for us it was pretty fucking insane, pic related.
Imagine this but possibly even worse and on a global scale.
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING AN EVIL NAZI FROG, KLAUSE
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
EVENT HORIZON CONFIRMED
GUYS, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING ANUSES
AND THIS IS WHAT IT IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
Auto posts cant save you now. Meme magic gets what it wants.
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Too late. You must now beg for tendies.
Its all over, make peace with you god...
OH HOLY SHIT
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dont do it, everything will be fine. taking your money out now would be a waste of time, db will get back up again in no time.
To late the CDS are far to high. You should have taken a position 6 mo. to a 1 yr ago.
Really? Holy fuck.
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KEK HAVE MERCY
shit nigga big rally
bloomberg stream is fucking comfy
WE'RE GOING TOO FAST
>a fucking forward slash
Y KEEK
Absolutely this! Already doing my part and tweeting, let's get it trending!
10.12 it's over everyone go home
Embrace death.
I'm gonna kek when it's literally the water filters and edible insurance that saves us.
Member when EUR:USD was 1.55?
Literally nothing is happening
>this dead cat bounce
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A-pocolyptic
EVERYONE START USING THE HASHTAG #MarketCollapse !!!!! Get it trending and make this happening a REAL HAPPENING!!!
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Selling toilot paper for £5 need food water
No more Euros. Drahma confirmed mew Europe currency
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
OH WE ARE SO FUCKED
single digits wew
quite the contrary, kek shall abandon all mercy
WHY IS IT GOING UP?
Press / to pay respects
This is the only Asuka I'd rather fuck than punch in the face
SHUT IT DOWN
10.12 +0.04 (0.38%)
DB has been shitting the bed for years now, this could actually be the part where the sheets get pulled off and their parents get to see.
Don't forget china
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
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REEEEEEEEEE
THEY'RE DEADCATTING IT
STOP IT JEWS
This isn't the first time you fucking done neither, kek wills it
People are trying to buy things, but it wont work.
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S H A D I L A Y
Almighty KEK hear my prayer. Bring Germany down let nothing save her. May she die in horrible flames. From her ashes nothing remains.
>I'm glad that I own something that is recession proof.
But not depression proof. Don't forget the shit farmers had to put up with during the great depression.
is this it lads? is this really how we all die? i seriously feel the same way I did on 9/11. I wanted a happening but not like this. I'm crying right now knowing I won't ever lose my virginity or grow old with someone I love.
It was nice knowing you all, we had some good times shitposting together. Let's all pray for a painless death lads.
unknown wtf
what if its not happen
what if we just have autism
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WHAT IS THIS
here :3
WHY ISN'T THIS BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD MEDIA
>WHY ISN'T THIS BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD MEDIA
WHY ISN'T THIS BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD MEDIA
>WHY ISN'T THIS BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD MEDIA
WHY ISN'T THIS BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD MEDIA
>WHY ISN'T THIS BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD MEDIA
>-7% since open
Stop calling it a dead cat bounce ya fucking dips.
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WHO ARE YOU
Praise kek, let the bank fall.
RARE
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WHO ARE YOU
So if/when this goes to shit, what are the likely consequences for an 18 dude in Scotland with no money to stock up on food or to buy gold or silver? Searching in bins for my grub?
NEW THREAD
Might actually be a good speculative investment if you have a couple hundred bucks you don't care about losing.
I'm selling guys- SORRY I have to
Once it gets to $10.18 it's going to go back down.
Love her, is that her nips showing? lol
How the fuck does a germanistan bank crash affect world economy? Germany is on its own
OH JESUS GUYS
ARE YOU THE NEW GERMANY????
They don't want you to panic and sell your shit/take your shit out of DB
AYYLMAO
It's gonna be fine user, just more opportunity for you
10.13
WTF I love germany now.
WHO'S READY SCHIFF MALONEY?!
#DeutscheBankBroke
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
GET IT TRENDING NOW!!
IF EVEN 50 PEOPLE SEE THE HASHTAG AND WITHDRAW STOCKS THE ECONOMY CRASHES AND WE WIN THE ELECTION IN A LANDSLIDE
THE ECONOMY IS LITERALLY CRASHING RIGHT NOW
NO SURVIVORS
#DeutscheBankBroke
ITS OVER
NOT A DRILL!
Timor-Leste, you have returned to Cred Forums
BECAUSE IF EVERYONE TAKES OUT THEIR MOENY THEIR FUCKED. THEY DONT WANT A PANIC
I hear the jews have gold and high priced art follow your heart.
GAS THE BANKS RACE WAR NOW
I bet this is the island all of the elite has fled to.
Usd transfer of currency?
wtf nigga
tomorrow we lose the internet and Cred Forums gets shut down.
It's been nice keking this collapse into existence over the last year Cred Forums
I hope its all good when I wake up. Good night and good luck lads, it was an honor memeing with you.
CHECK THSE DIGITS
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Welp, that's it boys. Wars gonna happen coming in, lets hope for just swift
>THE NEW GERMANY????
Yeah it does look like an African flag.
American education
KEK Hear my prayer let DB crash like no other! Bring forth the CHAOS!!
www.goingbankrupt.ohshit///////////////eu_burning
DANG IT BOBBY
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witnessed
Wouldn't miss this for the world
GERMANY HAS ALREADY CHANGED FLAGS WTF!!?!?!
god dammit man...you could have easily figured it out but instead you just burger'd your way into this one. You are America's problem.
underground cities for the iluminati has its own flag now?
WITNESSED
LOL
yeah they pretty fuck gay huh I like the pinwheel better
RAREST FLAG FINALLY. I HAVEN'T SEEN A RARE FLAG IN FUCKIGN AGES!!!
You have to alert the world go to twatter and alert people to get there money out of European banks and into a hole in the ground.
LIQUIDITY IS FINE
WE'RE FINE
go back to fighting emus auzzie
Not happeningin, it's going to stabilize at 10 ish and the DOW opening in a couple hours will only help it.
ARE YOU AN ALIEN?????
so this is it? will it finally happen?
>USA sues and wins $16 billion judgement against German bank for 2007/08 fuckery they did.
>said bank only has $17 billion in assets & $650 billion in risk exposure
>$17 billion minus $16 billion equals $1 billion
> Germans just realized $ 1 billion isn't worth $650 billion
R A R E
A
R
E
Good luck, stalker.
Praise be to Kek. God of Chaos. Giver of happenings
a fucking arrow?
Timor-Leste
East Timor
Says the wagon wheel (It's East timor)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH! Kike bastards! MWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
I prefer West Timor tbqh
Praise kek
THIS
The stock market is based on confidence, if confidence in the bank is perceived to be low then it's going to be sold more.
we need to get #DeutscheBankBroke active
So are the jews gonna pump and dump again when NY opens?
And how will the German bank holiday effect the market?
Wait for it lads. Us markets are going to tumble too. Keks will is law.
GUYS SPAM GERMAN TWITTER IN GERMAN : THE OH MY GOD THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING GOING TO WITHDRAW MY MONEY #DEUTSCHEBANKBROKE
FOR FUCKS SAKE AMERICA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR EDUCATION, IM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED, HAVE YOU REPLACED ALL TEACHERS WITH NIGGERS OR WHAT EXPLAIN YOURSELF NAO
Praise kek
yes, get this trending. BURN IT ALL DOWN. THERE ARE NO SURVIVORS IN THIS ONE
The (((fed))) hands out 16 trillion like crackerjacks prizes to every country on earth and this puny $16b judgement will ruin the global market. Top kek them kikes sure love to turn up the drama when they get slapped on the wrist.
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How the fuck do I buy gold if I've never done it?
I don't have any online accounts with gold selling online services.
Do I just go to my bank, take cash and then go buy gold phisically?
Also, do i have to buy other currencies like the Yen physically or can I do it online?
Catch a leprechaun.
Day/Month/Year. You're making us all fucking look bad.
>replechaun
I already put 1/4 of my money into leprechauns.
What now?
>healthy at any size
Need a believable German translation for this.
Google translate is shit.
Any Germanbros can help?
It's Common Core math
amp up
#Deutschegeddon #deutschebankbroke
on twitter
>Ultimate NEET.
at least we do something with our time instead of killing our population with inaction little jimmy deanpai
SCHEISSE DIE BANKEN STERBEN MUSS MEIN GELD SOFORT VON DER BANK HOLEN #DEUTSCHEBANKBROKE
Fuck off Soros shill, panic induced bank runs are not good for the sheeple only for (((those who have placed their bets beforehand)))
SHADILAY INDEED user. SHADILAY!!!
Gold & Silver Pawn Shop in Las Vegas.
Ask for a copy of Battletoads while you're there.
That or just buy stocks in gold mining companies
