NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD MARKET #7

Reminder that High Frequency Trading is the worst thing that exists
>Reminder that High Frequency Trading is the worst thing that exists
Reminder that High Frequency Trading is the worst thing that exists
>Reminder that High Frequency Trading is the worst thing that exists
Reminder that High Frequency Trading is the worst thing that exists
>Reminder that High Frequency Trading is the worst thing that exists

Market sleeps for ever now.

happening over

#DeutschBankBroke
#DeutschBankBroke
#DeutschBankBroke
#DeutschBankBroke

Everything is fine.

EUROPEAN BANKS ARE OVER

that was like half an hour ago retard, nothing's happening

#DeutscheBankBroke
> #DeutscheBankBroke
#DeutscheBankBroke
> #DeutscheBankBroke
#DeutscheBankBroke

START TWEETING FAGGOTS WE NEED A FULL ON PANIC TO START AND PEOPLE TO TAKE THEIR MONEY OUT

NOTHING IS HAPPENIG!!!!!!!!!!

STOP THESE THREADS

FALSE HAPPENING

FALSE PANIC!!!!

KILL THE DB MIGHTY KEK! MOAR CHAOS!!!

Kek make it happen.
Please
Happening

Should I take out monies even if I live in the US?

>10.20
DELETE THIS

This is going to break Europe, break it fucking hard, unification of Europe is coming faggots get ready.

the federal reserve

More like Douchebank.

Please do gods work anons and screenshot your work.

>bank dipped and is now rising again

So much for Cred Forumss """"""""""""happening"""""""""""""

...

HAHA NOT HAPPENING.
UNTERMENSCHEN JEW LOVERS BTFO.

The damage is done they can prop it up over the next couple of weeks but they can't keep it from collapsing forever.

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

RARE

German government :^)

Threadly reminder Cred Forums is never right about this.

Oh 10.12 Kek was on FRENCH chart

HAPPENING

I CAN FINALLY ACCESS ONLINE BANKING AGAIN YESSSSS

JUST BOUGHT SOME SILVER

SAVE YOURSELVES LADS

Thanks for taking over m8, I'm trying to finish some school homework.

WHY DOES IT KEEP CLIMBING?! I WANT BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

back up. Cred Forums BTFO once again

NO THE JEWS ARE PROPPING IT UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is this the end lads?

Dubs or higher and Europe's stocks go to zero.

Please be singles.

My dad is going to Germany to look after his disabled sister for about a month's time. How fucked is my family?

this

>DB ceo says no basis for speculation

ahhhaha, hahahaha

hahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

>jews right now

happening averted

we're gonna live to see another day lads

nice try Merkel

They're probably trying to keep it alive trough the weekend, but it's unlikely that they will be able to do it.

You retards spam "IT'S HAPPENING" a dozen times a day and 99.99% of the time literally nothing happens and everyone is disappointed. How is this any different?

Why are you not removing all cash instead of buying paper silver?

Do you think now Italy, Greece and Spain are going to leave the EU?

It never happens

Twitter's lowest trending is just over 3k, if enough people tweet it, people will google some news and start withdrawing.

If I short your bank will your Euro globalist experiment die?

you do realise it opened 6% down on yesterdays closing right?
this is a dead cat bounce

>not buying old silver nazi coins

damn hans

youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>Checked

Meme magic is larger than any bank.

...

Almighty KEK, show us your might.

Bought deutsche bank at 10.07

Pay your debts

#DeutschBankBroke

why not just go BUY IT PHYSICALLY

F A L L I N G
A
L
L
I
N
G

Give it some time, it's not going to flash crash to the bottom.
It's more like a series of bounces, there's bound to be some climbing.
Here's a daily chart.
But it's coming down and it's hitting a major psychological barrier with the 10 at the moment.
That bank is beyond fucked.

Who's valuing DBAG now?

How is it not happening?
Have you even watched the last couple of weeks and today?

anti-happeners btfo
google.com/finance?chdnp=1&chdd=1&chds=1&chdv=1&chvs=maximized&chdeh=0&chfdeh=0&chdet=1475249400000&chddm=1533&chls=IntervalBasedLine&q=ETR:DBK&ntsp=0&fct=big&ei=qRzuV4C4F9LtsAG-n4ugBg

you must be a millionaire if you are so sure about things.

Fucking read the charts stupid burguer.
The damage is done, they're just keeping it alive while they can, but it's already done, they may break during this weekend for all we know.

It would be extremely painful

>#DeutschBankBroke
#DeutschBankBroke

good

Get bbc trending .

bbc.com/news/business-37516805

Christina please.

>back up
>down 6.4% from close

I've seen this exact same sentence posted in every DB thread for the past couple months.

HEAD & Shoulders Pattern. The Euro is extremely FUCKED. It even broke the level of support. Euro is on life support. Im staying in. This is only gonna get worse....PRAISE KEK

>implying it's not happening

The market is over.

If it goes into plus (which it wont) It means its a dead cat bounce.

The CEO can look incredulous all he want, the bank is going down.

The fear has been injected, and the catalyst has started. Merkel wont save his ass.

I like how these threads are totally Cred Forums related.

SOROS WILL NOT ALLOW THE BANK TO SURVIVE

JUST LET IT DIE SO THE WORLD CAN END ALREADY

10.03

For you.

...

noice quads m8

#DeutscheBankistKaputt
I think this will work better

tfw jews loosing shekels

no it isnt

Dropped.

my sides

It is physical not some options shit

I already got around 700€ worth of silver

I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY HOLDING CELL

For how long can they keep it alive? And what happens when it finally crashes?

Also, how much time have they left?

Shadilay

That's the magic we've been looking for!

Woaaaah

Morelike he can't keep it alive.

>WATCH CREDIT SUISSE
WATCH CREDIT SUISSE
>WATCH CREDIT SUISSE
WATCH CREDIT SUISSE
>WATCH CREDIT SUISSE
WATCH CREDIT SUISSE
>WATCH CREDIT SUISSE
WATCH CREDIT SUISSE

Bloomberg is dropping truth bombs right now. They know it is over.

CMON SOROS
WAVE YOUR BIG CIRCUMCISED DICK AROUND AND CRASH THE BANKS WITH NO SURVIVORS

...

Happening starting again?

it's a good thing europe doesn't have hordes of violent, uneducated third worlders living in their countries completely dependent on government handouts. sure would be a problem if we did

we need the germans to make a run on banks!

...

>Checked
We cant stop it now.

is it old nazi sliver from the 30-40s?

Realistically speaking.

What are the odds that we'll be sub 9's today?

I want to see 8.99 AT LEAST

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAGHGGGGGF

...

ayyy dios

fugg :DDD

WAS THIS PART OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?!

...

What goes up must come down

we didn't focus our autism deep enough

ok WHAT

they shall be buried side by side

cheque'd, praise him

Fugg I have all my savings there...
Am I kill?

>Buying

The value will never go back up after this one.

...

HOLY SHIT! FUCKING WITNESSED!!!!!

island person greece forgot what it is

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>from like 5 threads ago, holy shit this is flying.

Thanks for the help getting this shit set up, another question about bitcoin.

So just to be sure, say my harddrive crashes...I'm fucked right?

Can I make copies of the whole bitcoin folder on multiple drives?

Based Bloomberg is calling it. CEO of DB is shilling saying there is no bias for loss of confidence.

When a CEO says this you know it is over.

> tfw bought the dip

...

Soros and the Rothschilds bet millions against DB
The money will run out sooner than later

YOU CANNOT STOP THE POWER OF ALMIGHTY KEK!!!!!!!!!!

GET IT OUT

EBOLA CHAN HEADS TO EUROPE FOR FALL BREAK

All EU banks are down continent wide.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Timor

It's happening

Some fuckwit

Look at DB's economy loss this year

Its atrocious

50/50 the other day just before closing it plummeted, but anything over -5% is enough to keep the fear alive for next weeks sell off.

Remember this usually plays itself out over months, it's just begun this month.

SAY GOODBYE GERMANY!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=28sdV_DXSrU

...

Just google deutsche bank and look at the news

It's from the Bernstein universe a country called taured look it up

just keep a copy of your wallet.dat file on multiple locations. and keep backing it up from time to time.

I thought the mountain jews will be spared

Aussie is right, user. It doesn't have much longer. What that means for everyone else is beyond me.

Is love Greekbro
Watch German go down

When does the real rout start boys?

WOW
O
W

Its Germany.

WITNESSED!

WHAT IS THIS FLAG

...

...

American Eagle 1oz coins

>tfw saved it to my flag collection

SLOW BUT STEADY ITS FALLING BACK DOWN
CAN'T DEADCAT FOREVER

Not sure user, I know the US federally insures bank accounts up to $200k at least

Hehe

NOW

>that steep drop after brexit

If people started to convince lots of normies on random forums, twitter, facebook etc then it could get very messy

Europeans anyone on euro

Magic is better!!

GO DOWN

Bro the swiss is falling harder than any other bank
GET YOUR MONEY QUICK

This time it's going down for real, r-right?

It never will recover after this, whatever or whoever the retard is that keeps buying is just losing their fucking money.

This is why high frequency trading should die off

#DeutscheBankBroke

ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION

GET IT TRENDING NOW!!

IF EVEN 50 PEOPLE SEE THE HASHTAG AND WITHDRAW STOCKS THE ECONOMY CRASHES AND WE WIN THE ELECTION IN A LANDSLIDE

THE ECONOMY IS LITERALLY CRASHING RIGHT NOW
NO SURVIVORS

#DeutscheBankBroke

ITS OVER

NOT A DRILL

You realise how low DB had crashed over the last 12 months and especially this month alone?

Historic lows below the bottom of the GFC, mate it's happening.

It's going towards 9 again, praise Kek

Nothing is happening you faggots. There is no crash

It's hard to tell how much time they can keep it alive, but they're probably going to let it die monday.
About what happens...
Well...
A lot happens.
There's various possibilities, the economy is going to suffer from it for sure, but it may be an actual gigantic collapse, other banks lost a bunch of money today because of it and if it breaks they may follow.
The consequences of that however... Ultra nationalism (of the bad kind) and war are the most likely ones...

Who knows how long they can do it.
Chinese markets started crashing and they burned through national pensions and who knows what else to prop them up.
They injected a retarded amount of money into the market.

I don't think that anyone knows what kinds of funds these Germans have access to, but my guess is that everyone everywhere is running out of money to keep this charade alive.
Not to mention this thing is far too big to keep alive in the first place.
It's like trying to keep 15 Germanies from crashing.

>Private company
>So big and shit it needs public investment
>So big and shit it blows public investment
>Cries it needs public taxation investment

I can see Merkel bailing them out, she hates German taxpayers

Why not fuck them again?

Stay strong brothers. They cannot stop the fire.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZNriNoWOtXA

You can't hold on forever DB, just let go and welcome that sweet release.

...

Yes

Is DB dying because of Brexit or some other reason?

In 30 minutes

Get money out and convert to dollars, pounds, or yen the Euro is going down. Move all securities to safe haven assets like fixed incomes.

So is it happening or is it "pol says it's happening" which means nothing's happening?

>whoever the retard is that keeps buying is just losing their fucking money
it's the fed, and if they lose then they'll just print the shortfall

A stock is over when it stays at the same level or goes down.

stop wasting your time morons

this is worse than when over-excited people participate in chimpout threads

Why is head and shoulders pattern so bad?

little bit of both ATM. we won't know much until America wakes up

They too will have their retribution

Make that hashtag popular : #DeutscheBankBroke !

twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=#DeutscheBankBroke&src=typd

>BREAKING NEWS-NAZI SYMBOL, PEPE THE FROG, CRASHES WORLD ECONOMY

MORE ON THAT IS DON LEMON

>Captcha is deutsche bank lol

Just show them the graph you don't have to shill this.

The jews never lose my sharter friend

Is it really that hard to fucking take a look at the charts?

>post deleted
mods pls
>They too will have their retribution

it's going to happen eventually, they're just desperately trying to keep the plates spinning right now

> just a normal month on the market aye lads?

Yeah totally.

yuan becomes a world reserve tommarow, thats the reason i am guessing... anyone else have a reason?

How do we do this?

>#DeutscheBankBroke

60 trillion dollar debt, and shady ass shit plus the jews betting for the bank to collapse. BUT JEWS AND RETARDS KEEP BUYING

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BUYING?

Fucking transdimensional kikes.

ATM's won't help you where we are going...

Quick how do you close Pandora's Box?!?!?!?

The stock is worth less than twitter. Think about it.

Probably the bank

Its happening, but very big things take a while to burn.

And is only Europe going to get fucked or USA too?

Monday is a bank holiday

>taking the moral high ground in a circle jerk thread.

where do you think you are. nigga

This

2008 crash didn't happen in a day.

Hi

(((WHO))) DO YOU THINK?

i swear

ALRIGHT I'M GOING TO PULL MY MONEY OUT OD MY ACCOUNT NOW

LET'S SEE IF THERE'S A QUEUE AT THE ATM

SEE YOU LATER GUYZ

those headlines gave me such a boner

everyones gonna get wrecked

computers user. These are programs operating.

They're buying their own stock back

Its not Soros he betting on failure.

>Now is the time to buy goys

GET YUANS

TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW TO DO THE SAME

Converting my euros to Serbian dinars. Everyone so the same.

take pics

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT'S HAPPENING

fed with HFT

>lost 109 times already

Don't get stabbed.

Take a look at how a lot of money is flowing towards safety, Gold, US Treasury Notes, US Dollar, German Gov Bonds, and flowing away from Euro currency, European blue chip stock index, German blue chip stock index, US S&P500 stock index.

All 15 bucks

Is it possible to put your money in a bank not connected to DB Today??

KEK has come to smite Germany for not exterminating the JEWS and shall finish the job for them.

i think the EU is getting fucked
(((USA))) always wins
i was actually tihnking of moving my moneyz to serbia or macedonia

Probably a few different buyers trying to keep it from triggering a run and stop it from bottoming out so they don't loose what they have in it. They are losing right now, but they're hoping it will save their long term investment.

>DARKNESS
>IMPRISONING ME
>ALL THAT I SEE
>ABSOLUTE HORROR

that guy is deluded as fuck

Little late Lenny

Good luck based kraut

Like 2008 tier?

Should have bought this one.
uk.investing.com/equities/independent

i just became rich

everything is literally fine.

The bank duh

There's nothingg wrong with buying your own stock

But they only have so much capital they can spend

worse

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?

YES

KEK will you bless us with your power?

DB TRIED TO BE TOO BIG TO FAIL
IS FAILING NOW
DB IS A LYNCH PIN IN EUROPE BANKING AND IF IT FALLS IT TAKES A BUNCH OF SMALLER BANKS WITH IT

ITS HAPPENING

>when will it burst
>he pauses
>if at all
>he completely avoids the question

jesus hectorian christus

Bigger

Oh yeah, it's tuesday, sorry m8.
Global economy will suffer, it's hard to tell tho if USA will completely break like Europe may do.

I wonder who could be behind this post...

DEEP DOODOO DEUTSCHE

You won't survive the trip.

no idiot get yuans

fuuug

Taured

Look it up

88 = HH....my god..

worse, there was no recovery from 2008, just bailouts and an even bigger bubble to hide the lack of growth.

Technically this is still from 08.

Well we are already poor and we are not in the EU lol.

How much is Gold up %-wise?

#DEEPDOODOODEUTSCHE

Who is buying? WTF

SHORT SHORT IF YOU ARE READING THIS SHORT
>SHORT
SHORT
>SHORT
SHORT
>SHORT

The biggest bank in Germany is about to go into freefall, and if it fails it's taking the European Union with it
The (((powers that be))) are desperately buying to keep it afloat
Markets and other bank stocks are crashing around Europe

max kek
china's going down too, and it wont even be because of this

dont forget this

Better get to the ATM germanbros!

Fourth Reich shall rise from the ashes.

won't the I.M.F. or something like that prevent?

not happening

>hans takes his $34 out of his checking account
>that's just the straw that breaks the camel's back
>literally destroys the global economy
>all because he HAD to get his 30 bones out of the bank

SHEMITAH!!!

>10.20

Not happening

...

(((THEY))) AND (((COMPUTERS)))

>tfw -6.57% isn't HAPPENING anymore

Is it really happening but our feelings hardened?

Trump called that

Which is why all of the reputable financial sites are in full damage control, trying not to start a run, but trying to lie about it either.

watch out for refugees

It's trying to send me a message... look closely

88 = HH...I've done it again boys ;)

export your private key and write it down

its only 32 chars or so.

No way. China is now bubble.
Albanian lekes is the good choice

...

youtube.com/watch?v=YT1_HbbAqHs

They recognized it! Shadilay brothers!
google.com/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/37516805?client=safari

No money for you left goys.

0.4% so far I think. The big moves are when the yank markets open for Friday.

no jews keep rigging shit trying to prop it up and make it work falsely

>listening to old podcasts about DB collapse immanent

Hm

#DEEPDOODOODEUTSCHE

because if they fall the euro might go with it

...

Will the Fed use the German collapse as an excuse to keep interest rates low?

We're talking about TRILLIONS of Euros here user

>-0.69

ew gross

>777
KEK STOP BEING THIS POWERFUL

Happening?

they become a world currency tomorrow thats gold backed are you dumb

I feel like she still has a couple months left in her to be honest. I base that on nothing other than what I've observed for the passed month.

checked and kekd

NEW THREAD LADS

>World economy collapses because Hans was getting cigarettes for Muhammed and a fredo for his wife's son.

SOME user (THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS)

OR THE KIKES

the (()) is killing me, fucking hell my sides

THE BBC IS TELLING YOU TO GO ATM

Hmm, that's not much at all.

THAT SOUNDS BAD

WHY SHOULD I BE LAUGHING?

>jews

w-what

The fed will use any excuse to keep interest rates low until they feel it's time to pull the plug.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

>Instead of a Hilary poster, its Hans and an ATM

Look closer ...

GERMANIA AD MORTEM!!!!

Haha "Einbahnstraße" is right. Is that a subtle hint? One way street right into the ground

twitter.com/TFMetals/status/780482351608451072

Sweating yet?

check'd and shadilay'd

>non-official scans

disgusting

propter unicuivis mortem

it says jews

...

At that point they have to keep rates low. Seriously they will have no choice if DB goes down, inflation is better than collapse.

It is rock and hard place time.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Whats happening fill me in

MORTEM

Yeah remember when the Chinese market was crashing and then it didn't?

Trips = Start of Bank run

Deus, voluntatem

Close but no cigar.

if you have Twitter, you could join the hash tags and spread rumours. ie your friend that works at DB just confirmed that the German gov will NOT bail them out, they need to sell a lot more assets.

You could also join forums for amateur investors and spread the doom.

Creating an echo chamber by going to hobby forums (football, cycling, running, gaming etc) and talking about how bad things are will help.

If any German bros did it then it would be very devious.

Of course, who would listen to some user from a Mongolian throat singing website

How do we fix banks? There must be an alternative to the boom and bust cycle.

KEK wills it.

2008 was never resolved. Obongo has been patching the economy up with duct tape during his terms, and the thing is finally ready to give out. Probably could have delayed it to after the elections too if they had been less bold with the refugees.

checked!

Shhh not right now. Later.

DEUTSCHE BANK WITHDRAWAL BLOCKED!!!!!

CASH WITHDRAWALS BLOCKED!!!!

Timestamp

there is.

its called austrian economics.
mises.org/

aкo бpaтe, aкo

I do not believe you

youtu.be/8kyWDhB_QeI

This was posted in JUNE...

youtube.com/watch?v=U9eNSwxU1_g

It's actually called National socialism.

>economic theory lackig any practical backinf whatsoever is a solid alternative

Yeah no.

fuck off shill, national socialism is a jewish conspiracy designed to establish support for the creation of a pure jewish state, Israel. your beady eyed and big nosed chancellor praised not the germans, but the JEWS in talking of a pure aryan master race.

YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED!

> DBK drops into single digits
Happening confirmed gents.

>says the DB employee
>pls buy

#DBKollapse and #DeutscheBankBroke need to trend within the next two hours.

Ask the following accounts when the crash of DBK will happen.

Ask. Don't state. Seed doubt.
twitter.com/Frances_Coppola
twitter.com/CarolineFreund
twitter.com/Jasmine
twitter.com/DSMoxon
twitter.com/pjebtc
twitter.com/zcashco
twitter.com/mcgrathnlaw
twitter.com/anatadmati
twitter.com/UBS_CIO
twitter.com/DanielaGabor
twitter.com/DEAGiles

USE THE TAGS #DeutscheBankBroke and #DBKOLLAPSE

captaineconomics.fr/-the-top-100-most-influential-economists-twitter-algorithmic-approach
forbes.com/sites/simonconstable/2015/08/14/must-follow-twitter-feeds-on-markets-and-economics/#3996ca762dc5
businessinsider.com/117-finance-people-to-follow-on-twitter-2014-9?IR=T

blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat/2014/08/14/50-financial-twitter-feeds-you-must-follow/

More resources.

F

Natonal Socialism is just Keynesianism with some ideological dressup, toxic amounts of pathos and - that is the sole thing to its credit - a plan that circumvents banks when trading between nations.

I'm just memeing. The best system is actually a mixture of fascism and republicanism.

This crash will cause the rise of a literal Hitler, won't it?

>literal Hitler
drumpf?

>How do we fix banks?
1) Re-introduce the Glass Staegal act (whose absence is directly responsible for the 2008 crisis and got repealed byBill Clinton, yes really)
2) Make it illegal to drop the price of federal loans below a given point. Cheap money leads to bubbles.
(I only support Trump for his opposition to radical leftism but this was one of the few lucid points he makes aside from that. Fuck Yellen).
3) Put a clamp on derivatives. Most of these things are too divorced from the creation of tangible value.
4) Promote micro banking and micro loans in order to turn the free market against the huge banks. When enough people use tiny-ass lenders everyone profits.

how about ban central banks and fractional reserve banking and issue state currency

STOP RISING REEEEEEEEE