HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

meme magic is real

LET THE NUMBERS GUIDE YOU, FAGGORT LEAF

muh revenge porn

Is there anything KEK can't do?

If Trump says to check out the sex tape I guess I'll grin and bear it. I'm still not expecting it to be any good though.

>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Google Luckey Pepe.

The whole Pepe spam is orchestrated from the outside and you newfags are too stupid to get it.

HE JUST WONT FUCKING STOP!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=Zzu15ZezipE
>youtube.com/watch?v=Zzu15ZezipE

When will all this meme magic stop?

Meme magic was invented by some Facebook rich cats.

Google Luckey Pepe.

We're gonna win, boys

This can't be happening

Some guy in a thread like 2 nights ago after this shit broke posted a link and didnt even see the name until i showed him, no one else even cared. now its finally catching on.

PRAISE UNTO KEK

>Sexo
Praise Tlaloc, Praise Kek

Can you smell what Kek is cooking?

Kek is with us

doubles comfirm time travel

It was boring and a waste of my time, as expected.
What the fuck, Don?

Uhh haven't been here long enough to know what that means

...

...

Hold still fucker

10D chess

So what. Everyone has sex tapes. It's kinda weird if you don't desu

PRAISE KEK

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Confirmed

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...

thats some inter dimentional chess shit right there

>everyone in the Twitter comments has a Pepe emoji next to their username
I'm worried that I'm going to wake up any minute now

WITNESSED!

>The next possible presidential candidate is telling the entire world through twitter to check out someone's sex tape
This would literally not fly anywhere else in the world, what the fuck is wrong with you America.

What cracks me up is that the Shitlib sites are also reporting the Machado sex videos as just a conspiracy theory with a actress who just happens to look like her.

I am really getting sick of their bullshit. Don't believe your eyes goy, that's just a crazy right wing conspiracy theory.

Kek always finds a way

HAHAHAHAHAHAH HILLARY FELL FOR A RUSE BY TRUMP.

INFINITE D CHESS

That explains shadilay at least.

oh look, another over sensitive euro faggot. Didn't you european cunts have 2 wars ending in over 60 million deaths? Yet here you are bitching about someone speaking his mind.

It's a waste of time. You don't actually see anything.
Don probably didn't even watch it.

>"Pepe1989"
pepe

shes hispanic

this might be just some mexican kids name

Shut up you fucking bogan

Shadilay!

RARE
A
R
E

TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN HAS BEEN 1000 YEARS IN THE MAKING

SHADILAY MY BROTHERS
KEK WILLS IT!

stop being a fucking prude

>he has the temperament to be president

lol

God bless our Lord Emperor. Shadilay brothers.

Oh boy.

stop being a fucking degenerate

youtube.com/watch?v=53ZBCzjlM6c

Don't you see it user?

Our reality isn't broken.

This is what our universe was designed for.

We all exist inside a simulation designed to distill the purest memes.

The memes we create are carried over into our parent reality where they are tested as a means of communicating with "God".

When our memes fail, our reality is adjusted to increase the novelty of our memes, and to converge on a zero line of perfect memetic resonance.

Once we reach a perfect resonant memetic frequency, our universe ends, as it's program would terminate successfully.

Unbeknownst to those in our parent reality, they are also in a simulation designed to create memes.

Sometime before our zero line convergence, we to will create a simulation to increase our ability to channel memes.

And that reality will do the same.

The parent-most universe is simply a recursive model for meme generation, created by a omniscient god in a desperate attempt to amuse himself -- it can thus never succeed and can never fail.

eat shit you fucking POME

>we shitposted Pepe into existence and Trump is His avatar

Meme magic and quantum mumbo jumbo might be related.

we have to. if we dont america is gone for good

>he has the temperament to blow the fuck out of anyone on command
FTFY

This will always be my favorite election.

actually since august last year

this.
Why eurocucks always have to feel superior.
>muh welfare
>muh free education
>muh gun laws
>muh stupid burgers

I am sick and tired of your shit... seriously.

>tfw don't know if this is extremely stale pasta or fresh autism

PRAISE KEK AS PEPE WILLS IT, MY MAN.

that was beautiful
someone screencap this

it truly is the GOAT.

it means hello ladies.

pretty important line to know

This will backfire.
Get ready for Madame President.

MEME MAGIC

Why i'm remembered term "memex" now?

...

==Praise KEK==

Holy fuck are you a crusader?

...

gg

This confirms it Trump is a time traveler here to save us from Hillary using meme warfare the weapons of the future. She stood no chance.

Aw, man. too bad you can't vote.
Stay mad, beaner.

PEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEBPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEEPEPPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPPPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEP

Your empire crumbled, ours rules the world. I wonder who has a better system?

>August
Cred Forums has been full Trump immediately after his announcement (with Rand or Carson as acceptable side-choices at that time) you ledditor

PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK

CANT ARSON THE CARSON

Don't change the subject, Trump.

What about your tax returns?
What about diverting funds from your charity to pay business expenses?
What is your business relationship with Russia?

Frog God strikes again

fight degeneracy with degeneracy

...

>implying American and it's people have to play by the same rules the rest of the world does.

WEW LAD.

Check'd

Can't Trump just STFU for a few weeks and prep for the next debate?

For fucks sake

All of the real men died in those wars

...

You haven't even begun to explore the rabbit hole

and again. Praise Kek!

SHADILAY!

Why does the ADL hate this little cartoon frog?

Cred Forums made me go from a liberal race apologist atheist gamer nerd to a trump supporting religious nut believing in magic.

Meme magic is real. Praise kek.

pic related

...

PRAISE

I was a hardcore atheist until i saw the doubles

...

well, this is the countless dub I am getting while talking about Kek, nothing can convince me he doesn't exist

No... CTR should be in charge here!

PRAISE KEK

Excuse me, what??

thank you based user

turn back now my friend

I don't think he meant to go watch it, just check out the fact that it exists, that she has a sex tape

I have been fortunate tonight, praise kek.

You're a disgrace to the world and my country.

Pepe is always 5 steps ahead nigga

It was always too late, Trump had this won before it ever began.

It's a name, and one word, sexo. Not much there to translate Pablo.

...

Fuck off cunt we do what we want.

...

Post yfw you realize it was Trump that uploaded it.

retard

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Why dont my images say image.jpg anymore?

THE JEWS KNOW

GAS THE HARDDRIVES

Underrated

Praise kek

...

WITNESSED.

>that's called 4D Chess by the way

Oh shit, what is this, an England offshoot country?

What if our memes don't influence Trump's election, but Trump's election our memes?

This user raises a good point.

Basically the correct answer, but it's not even degeneracy to say "this fat slag is a degenerate".

All must Praise KEK

Dad has a lot of kids.

AYY

Wtf is that flag (on mobile)

Aaaaaand Trump officially sealed his demise.

Hooray until 2024 when Hillary will be out of office!

Guernsey

This will be the end of Donald Trump's campaign says increasingly nervous man

It's too close to Election Day to recover.

It's as he does have a time machine

RARE

>tfw out of the billions of people in our reality I managed to be one of the few directly contributing to our realities purpose
Feels good man

IS THIS EVEN REALLY HIM?

Twitter post at 2:30AM? What if his account was compromised?

You do realize this will only make more people vote for him.

How exactly?

Check this then..

>compromised

Teehee sorry everyone! That wasn't me it was a hacker! :^)

>That wasn't me it was a hacker!

b-but I thought 10 year old Barron (LOL) was going to stop the 400 pound guy on his bed from hacking the cyber!

Trump only needs about 3 hours of sleep

What the fuck are you?

Praise kek

the first election i get to vote in has been a wild fucking ride. ive never been more excited to fill in a box on a ballot my entire life and unless 2020 ups the ante it will never be the same.

PRAISE KEK

I want this madman to be president of the US so much, we shall have lulz

*teleports with podium*

everyone's acting like Pepe wasn't a heavily infused part of the Trump Campaign 5 months ago. that was April. jesus fuck Cred Forums I'll have whatever you're huffing

The video is in Youtube you retards. That's what happens when you don't read my posts but Based Trump did. Fuck you all.

pepe is a regular spanish name no? theres a lot of footballers called pepe.

Kek is among us

...

...

*praising KEK intensifies*

Oy veyyy! How dare he criticize this young free woman and her rights to show off her body???

>presidential candidate
>telling people to check out a sex tape

Why?

>Europeans constantly jerk off over being able to see sex on TV and movies when Americans can't
>TRUMP TOLD PEOPLE TO LOOK AT A SEX TAPE? WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?
eat shit and die eurocuck

haha wtf

It hurts Hillary for siding with a woman who linked with murder, cheating, and druglords.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE POST THAt WHYY

Cheryl Mills Had Classified Information On Her Computer

breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/29/fbi-director-cheryl-mills-classified-information-computer/

WikiLeaks CONFIRMS Hillary Sold Weapons to ISIS

daily-politics.com/wikileaks-confirms-hillary-sold-weapons-isis-drops-another-bombshell/

FBI ordered to exonerate Hillary ‘at all costs’

thehornnews.com/fbi-ordered-exonerate-hillary-costs/

>sage

10D quantum chess.

The thing that fucked up is Hillary pulled strings to get this Dodgy woman a US passport only a few days ago.

yes it would fly. check out venezuela (where alicia is from) as an example. this is nothing in comparison.

Hillary has to accept she has been duped
or
Accept that she knew of this whores past as a criminal.

If they challenge it, it gets blown wide open that this is a drug lord's mistress who was an accomplice to murder.

Praise Kek
I'm unironically starting to believe in this stuff.

Source?

yea but this woman and her sex tape had nothing to do with the campaign or election at that point

Pepe you Frog!
Makes me smile everyday

Why would they want it in ebonics?

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PRAISE KEK!

I LOVE THE CURRENT YEAR

Guernsey aint rare you inbred fucks.

Also why are your parents tax dodgers mate?

If you tackle the media, the politicians will crumble on their own.

>breitbart
>dailypolitics
>thehornnews
>Cred Forums sources of information
What a joke

>This is a Mexican porno
>Pepe is an extremely common Mexican name

Wow big mystery

pretty much this. the only reason hillary has even gotten this far is because of media alone

>n-newfags

Sure faggot, Pepes are only popular because Oculus Rift is funding r_theDonald. You sure seem like an oldfag to me, and not a retarded shill

looks like kek has blessed estonia lads

Like if "alt" media is any better

Praise unto your brushing ways!

Hes going to count the views afterwards I bet.

Has Kek noticed us?

Someone post webm pls

Pornhub is blocked in my country

It is rare you fucker. Stop pretending to be an oldfag. Even if you might've seen the flag before, doesn't mean it isn't rare.

...

Media is modern day Praetorian Guard for establishment-politicians in US, they are so in-sync it's frightening.

whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/#/flaghunter

Hardly rare.

Im scared of reality warping but I will face it like a man.

Just how deep does this rabbit hole go?

>ours
The juden's tbqhfamalam desu senpai

STFU YOU ARE RUINING IT I HATE YOU ALL

Checked and praised.

Lol he's about to have a meltdown like Britney Spears had back in 2006...

Also, not really in position to throw rocks at porn stars when your wife done porn with other women.

> Trump sends out a series of angry tweets about an irrelevant ex beauty queen at 3:00 in the fuckin morning

Yea, there's no way he's doing cocaine

what are you even talking about you dumb pizza

Pokieflag ball release!

praise oh kek.

It's on xvideos too

Underrated

Praise kek

>Taking nude photos = porn

Record corrected

She was also the tthe getaway driver for a bank robbery
Disgraceful

>I'm talking about Cred Forumstards shitting on mainstream media and then trusting meme media like Alex Jones and breitbart

SHADILAY
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE HIM

Thats not a sex tape that was a reality TV show I thought, which makes her even more of a whore.

Does Trump know her babys dad is a drug lord that got his face peeled off?

How dumb can a person possibly be?

Waste of digits

It is time to accept meme media is what is shaping the future. Not the globally orchestrated MSM

Source?
>classical conditioning memearrows

Hey leftist, he was going to do the bit he does at his rallies where he says that Barron is smarter than Hillary, but stopped partway through. You leftists are so dense it hurts.

This

It's not fucking rare Gurnsey and Jersey have been posting on Cred Forums for years.

Fucking newfags are ridiculous some guy posted RARE for Albania the other day.

PRAISE KEK
IT IS RIGHT TO PRAISE HIM

>using leftist as an insult

intothetrash.jpg

protip: try finishing up high school and getting a job before posting

i wish he would release this info through surrogates. his polos stay high while he looks presidential

>911

PRAISE KEK!

You win this thread.

What's your preferred pronoun?

>Actually defending Trump's poor performance in the debate

>Audience actually laughed at him when he said he had good temperament

there is a critical mass of newfags right now. i thought summer was over. cant wait for the election to end.

Underrated

Praise kek

>Dont you mean "when"

>people finally forgot about his assault on Khan
>he starts another assault on a beauty pageant winner
>I'M NOT SEXIST BUT CHECK OUT MISS PIGGY'S SEX TAPE
>it's not even her
>this will get me the woman vote for sure

Does Trump have a single fucking clue?
>Clinton says she likes Merkel
>Cred Forums and the_donald go fucking nuts
>Trump says his favorite world leader is Merkel
>B-B-BUT IT'S D-DIFFERENT...! sniff
Oh, no. He doesn't.

Yes lookup egregore.
youtu.be/31Ybfx-GLQQ

What the fuck is going on?
What have you done??

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Tax dodging is smart.

Fucking shitposters

what have we done

It's not Eric trump, he was born in 82

SHA-DI-FUCKING-LAY!

Only if you aren't planning on running for President

7D UNDERWATER FLAG FOOTBALL!!!!

Meme magic my friend

PRAISE KEK

Picture related, was a glorious day in Cred Forums

ALL HAIL KEKUS

Kek sent one of us tametraveling into the past after debates, to upload this tape
Truly he is almighty

That is becoming clearer every day

>Alicia M helped a murderer
>Alicia M is liked with druglords
>Alicia M robbed a bank

POST THE FUCKING PROOFS
OR YOU GOT NOTHING

Praise Kek

So are we too prudish about sex and hold it to some crazy standard or supposed to be more tolerant? I'm confused.

There is no such thing as coincidence.

>not giving your life for kek unironically

Fucking heretic

Praise kek

what the fuck is this
Translate it please

Guys, check this out, what the fuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ekecnu4aW3s

shadilay

gents, we're retroactively affecting history now and creating our own personal mandela effect

>some rich faggot joins together to fame whore with Milo and retards actually believe he's behind 15 months of Cred Forums memes

>Wears pepe
>They all do
What do they mean by that?

>yfw a presidential candidate is telling you to go check out a sextape
I fucking love this timeline

jezebel.com/5740021/the-narcotrafficking-beauty-queens
>2011
It's hard to find anything through the barrage of recent simultaneous media collusion

>737
>October surprise

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Donald Trump = John Titor confirmed

"Her body, her choice. There he goes being a misogynist again. Also, you're married so why are you watching porn @ 2 in the morning? Bill and I had our issue but we persevered and came out of it a stronger married couple instead of racking up the divorces like you."
The heads of 1000s of the Christian right explode. Shillary shimmies after delivering that sentence. Why'd Donald do it? It's clearly a 5D quantum Parcheesi trap.

omg I want to desecrate a hijabi babe with my kuffar cock so badly right now...

I LOVE YOU PEPE

HAIL KEK
LONG LIVE PEPE

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Of course Melania is the embodiment of Dame Vaako, whispering in Trump’s ear, “You keep what you Kill”

Spacetime travel.

Also, check em’ faggots

PRAISE HIM

POLL

strawpoll.me/11333202

POLL

strawpoll.me/11333202

is this the whitest image ever created?

praise kek!

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And no source.

This is the worst meltdown in US history.

I wanted to check out that sextape, but Russian goverment blocked Pornhub. Thank you, based Putin!

TRISTE!

Trump shares his porn collection but won't share his tax returns.

shills getting redpilled one by one

pol breaks everyone after a while, enjoy your stay

its all too much sometimes

NPR is discussing the tweet now. kek help us all

Their panic and rush to SHUT IT DOWN is what draws suspicion in the first place. Haven't these faggots ever heard of the Streisand Effect?

PRAISE BE TO THE GREATEST GOD, OUR GOD, KEK.

Only the Mexican would praise Tlaloc.

>smug Melania and CIA Trump
what did he meme by this?

He is here with us. For us.

This can't be happening.

Hey Mexico, you forgot your stupid bird thing

this is a reality show hookup, not porn that actually shows sex

there's another vid on xvideos that actually shows the sex, but it's not really her

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This is getting flat out spooky guys.

I can only write off so many things as coincidence.

trump just looks worse and worse every day. he doesn't know when to stop beating a dead horse.

lol hilldawg has this

POTTERY

lol if this is true. trump is so fucking stupid. I love that he wants to spew so much dumb crap on tweetderp. he looks worse and worse.

LOL

it's not too late to join the good fight

>mexican porn stars

Is this was passes as a sex tape in Mexico?
Merida.

enjoy it, it will be rewritten soon. No more trump and sextape, only el rato telling you to check out the bible

In hoc signo vinces.

So basically they're all just chaos gods fed by our emoti... memes?

Me too brother and I feel so alone

Holy shit meme magic is real

all those shitty sites got most of their info from watching the congressional hearings on CSPAN you retarded faggot

SHE ADMITTED TO IT ON ANDERSON COOPER FUCKING YESTERDAY YOU CTR KEKOLD

She literally admitted to all of it on Anderson pooper scooper's show.

Hillary is at fault for bringing this woman into the campaign, wtf was she thinking?