BTFO

nice try CTR

He doesn't pay taxes because he is smart. Truly a hero of the common man.

>comparing shitposting on twitter with being president

I mean, no.

Niggers stays awake at night scared he is gonna lose

t. tea and kebab goat fucker

>implying he's not running for shitpost king of the free world

All successful ppl only sleep 4 hours a night..

Well so do we.. but we spend the other 20 hours shit posting not running businesses

45th Dimensional dolphin trainer.

WTF. I love the federal income tax and anti-white welfare state it supports now.

Yeah he doesn't fork over half his earnings to Shaquita fo her three babbie daddie and and another spinning rim.

Americans are sick of paying for sheboons to get fat.

Sheeit I'm wid her now.

>not wanting an Australian-tier shitposter be the leader of the free world.
only good things can come from this

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REEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS

>implying shitposting isn't a real industry now

>Average folk that see corruption politican waste your money for years
>Not wanting to stick one to the dogs that rule over you
The whole reason Trump won the primaries is people want to stick one to the "establishment" .
He's the american hero , 6,2 Blonde rich as fuck and dumb as the common folk .

American world politics basically boil down to international shitposting.

Hillary just wouldn't be able to handle the global bantz.

That shitposter made your manlet el presidente look like a faggot on national tv.

Oh please.

Please let the MSM try to call bullshit on this.

Please give people a reason to go figure out if it's plausible. PLEASE.

S A V A G E

>be big d
>need some more free advertising
>tweet something slightly controversial at 3am knowing the media whores will cover it all day

This guy's on another level.

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Oh, a Benghazi slight. This hasn't been done before. *yawn*

HELLZ YEA NIGGA

TRUMP DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT US BRUH

youtube.com/watch?v=pJyQpAiMXkg

Hiss!

>Mexico chats shit
>Gets banged with a cheeky nuke in Mexico City

Wtf. I love hat woman who faceplanted into a van now

It's like that movie. Thank You for Smoking

"When do you sleep?"

"Thursday"

You think we can't spot you, but we can.

Wew. Really makes you think. Without paying taxes he is free to donate more money to Isreal. America's greatest Allie.
Goddammit fucking American patriot-hero

youtube.com/watch?v=HB-Kkvf5j5Y

he's comparing being awake with being awake.

you best stick to wall-building pablo.

What did we do to deserve 2016? Is it just our time?

>shitpoasts at 3am and doesn't afraid of anything

>says he likes merkel
>bombs her constantly
>tweeted this

Fuck off, Paco.

You have your own problems other than higher export taxes.

It's all downhill from here. This was the peak.

youtube.com/watch?v=0cBsdgJcT28

>ywn get to vote for this man

>nuking mx city
That would actually be doing us a favor

Hahahahahhahaha based trump

He totally set that up.
>27D Pokemon Go

>Being this butthurt
No strawman will change reality. Common folk see him as a hero PERIOD,just see his demographics that locked his republican nomination and how many people adults even old people decided to cast that decided to participate in the civic process and vote for him.

FACTS DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

It's 3:00 AM... "The Call" comes in.

President Trump
>03:00 - Trump's staff walks into the Oval Office where Trump is still awake and hard at work.
>03:01 - One of his advisers quickly briefs him on the situation
>03:04 - Trump answers the phone
>03:05 - Trump assesses the situation and gives an appropriate order.

President Hillary
>03:00 - Hillary's medical attendants come in and begin her "Wake" cycle
>04:00 - Now conscious, Hillary undergoes routine physical and cognitive exercises to check her status
>07:00 - Having been deemed medically fit to answer the phone, Hillary's staff brief her on the situation
>09:00 - Having been briefed, Hillary answers the phone
>09:05 - Having completed the phone call, Hillary convenes a fact-finding committee to determine the best course of action.
>13:00 - The committee is assembled and begins drafting responses to the crisis
>15:00 - The first draft of options is delivered by the committed to a polling agency, which immediately sets to work gauging public response to the options.
>23:00 - The poll results come back and conclude that Option A will receive the most public approval
>02:55 - The committee complete its pitch of Option A and rushes to present it to her
>03:00 - Hillary's medical attendants come in and begin her "Wake" cycle

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The cocaine thing is the right idea.

Now you just need to dig up some people that are actually funny.

That should be pretty easy. Leftists and their wacky zany faggotness and snark are still funny, right?

Being an outspokenly salty cunt is still in, right?

>Being this butthurt
No strawman will change reality. Common folk see him as a hero PERIOD,just see his demographics that locked his republican nomination and how many people adults even old people decided to participate for their first time in the civic process and vote for him.

FACTS DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

staying up all night shit posting on the internet is totally different from making life and death decisions

plus the best Yu-Gi-OH! 5D player there is

Doesn't actually set me at ease, Donald. Being President is a demanding enough job without throwing unnecessary late-night tweet fests on top of it.

"Because I've lost control of my election"

He doesn't pay taxes because he doesn't owe taxes.

How hard is that to understand? Oh, a leaf. I'm so sorry. Here, have a trophy for participating.

Abs madman. Love that fucker.

lol

old news
was cleared
no indictment
need to get back to work for the American people
CTR 101

that's what people said during the zimmerman trial, but I don't think so, we just have to think and meme bigger and bigger. Don't you guys see, we actually found spiral power, it's called memes in this universe.

Shitposting is here to stay until pissposting takes hold.

You need to go back nu-male.

Meanwhile Hillary will be shitting her bed

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Tax avoidance is encouraged by the IRS though.

>Americans won't vote for someone who was successful at paying no taxes... a goal EVERY GODDAMN AMERICAN STRIVES FOR

No wonder leafs suck Yuro dick like it ejaculates poutine, you faggots wouldn't know self reliance if it burned down half your country and fucked your dog.

>implying her body can produce waste anymore

This

Blame the reddit influx

10/10

HILLARY BTFO. HUEHUHUE.

Trumpy kun knows that shitposting is a 24/7 job, just like being the president.

He is truly UNSTUMPABLE

Half our founding fathers were smugglers out tax dodgers. Kill yourself, leaf.

I can confirm. She is a robot and has a robot vagina

Cracks me up that the media chose pepe to be the racism symbol and not the literal dindu nigger face meme

ok decent save

Damn, fucking roasted

Holeee fuuck

It's to overt and triggering.

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> Canadian humor

This tweet is b-beautiful

Humor is a hard concept for the leaf, with their joke of a leader.

>ywn get to vote for trump
It hurts

Can confirm.

Nuke those chilango bastards.

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what did he mean by this ?
(seriously)

I didn't know it was possible to be this far in denial

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Oh, fugg.

Trump is on fire today.

I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU MY EMPEROR.

MAGA, HOLY FUG.

Is it though?

Or is it?

WHO /HYPE/ HERE

>"few"

who's in denial?

It's a jab at Hillary, about her not waking up to important 3 am calls, in example she did that during the Benghazi incident.

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(C)RTs ON SUICIDE WATCH!

>in example she did that during the Benghazi incident.

And she did such a stellar job there. Would've probably been better if she just kept sleeping.

>audi

Good fucking God!!!
Can this man be more based?!

Is this real?

>"Can't sleep. Making America great again."

When you lose hope in the madman and remember he's actually playing 57D chess with the emotions of the american people.

How can one man be so based?

mustn't be afraid to meme a little bigger darling

Good joke, I laughed.
Where are my hebrew-americans at anyway? I know you merchants are either swarming us with periodic shilling or using proxies based on your flag presence

>media gives trump airtime for free

He's literally redpilling them to try and turn them into us. People are gonna start losing their shit live on tv.

Paying taxis todays is a joke. The taxes goes everywhere where it's supposed to. I don't have a job but living on wellfare is the biggest fuck you i can do the right now.

If you hurry you could be a citizen of the US in time for 2020

Why would you knock somebody for tweeting at 3am?

REAL NIGGA HOURS

Stu what are you doing?

I feel the love. The savagery. The bants. The Don.
Long live Donald Trump.
Long live Cred Forums.

because the man's only vice is shitposting and you need to use something in your mud slinging ads

This needs to be retweeted to googles on twitter saying that Donald Trump is a real nigga. It wouldn't be a lie either. He is.

noice.

Interesting, if anything shitposting on Twitter has helped him so I don't see the point in bitching about it

Quality post m8, many keks were had

Trump banter is the best banter holy fucking shit

>presidential aid rushes into the oval office
>mr trump CHYNAH just launched nukes at all major US cities and we only have a few minutes to figure out what to do!
>"already ahead of you" he says, he has twitter open on his cellphone and 1tb of smug anime faces

Why are the comments in Trump's tweets so annoying?

Literally a bunch of nu-males whining about tax returns or just calling him Drumpf. Never an argument.

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Cuz it's (Twit)ter, my dude. It's full of these fuckheads.

Kek

Inability to sleep is an effect of cocaine usage. *sniff*

yes

"Correcting the record. "

CTR HAS BEEN ON SUICIDE WATCH SINCE LAST YEAR.

that's quite literally what our president has been doing for the past 8 years

"But it's 4 O clock in the morning."

Can you not post this racist fucking shit?

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More like Jap tier

At least he can stay up all nighy , illary is so doped up she sleeps for 24 hours .

I love him.

It's a shame liberals are not as entertained with his shitposts as I am.

WOAH
Really corrected my record with that edge!

The fact that they are not entertained makes them even better. It's such innocent banter.

Here's a (((you))).

Now scram.

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cunt

This is what pisses me off about rich people, knocking on poor people for shitty use of finances while they buy cars and cocaine

i can't believe this joker leads a country.

truly we live in a time of decadence.

coke is gross.

>mfw

Truly this man must be our president. Fuck these libs and their antihumor because they know the show is over. They had their 8 years to destroy this country, now it's our turn and they know they'll lose it all.

Is Timo Soini not an acceptable substitute?

Please die

Do you deliberately overpay on your taxes out of a misguided sense of patriotism?