Brit/pol/ - Scarlett Moffatt Edition

Imagine suckling on Scarlett's toes as she talks to you about Brexit.

THICC

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> fat
> dumb as shit
> bet her minge stinks
> would still marry

That pig symbolises everything I dislike about British women

Thanks for nothing OP

>id
lol

If all our women looked like that I'd be in heaven, user.

I legitimately see nothing in her but a vulgar orange fat geordie

Fuck this, I'm moving to Ukraine

So smack them one back.

Imagine the God-tier sex and her letting you kiss her feet. Imagine the many kids. It's prime for our women to look like this because Muslims won't want them and we can breed them loads.

Isn't she the georide who constantly moans about other people when she's watched by millons looking like shit?

Someone explain the appeal of Gogglebox to me please.

I've literally watched hours and hours of it because I have to try to understand these things for my job. I've looked at it from all angles - humour, sex, advertising, self-recognition, etc. But I just can't see why people watch that shite.

None of these people are remotely interesting, charismatic, funny or appealing in any way.

The only positive that I can find in the show is the quick recaps of what you might have missed this week on TV. That's a good idea. But it's ruined by being bookended by the reactions of utterly uninspiring twats, and I get the feeling it's not even the reason that people watch the show.

Why is it so popular?

And when you're done explaining Gogglebox, try explaining the appeal of Lip Sync Battle to me too. I'm trying to wrap my head around that at the moment, but I would rather put my head in the oven than watch another episode.

All these Gogglebox-posters and not enough people responded to my last post.

I'll ask it again:

What's your opinion of it?

Because the modern Normies highest ambition is absolute mediocrity and blandness

Same with the bake off, they don't even dream about being celebrities anymore, just talking to your family or baking a cake is enough escapism for them

welcome to the Kali yuga

People like to hear that ordinary people like them are as stupid as them, and that they think the same things about things as them.

It's a normie hugbox.

She's a 9/10 and will preserve whiteness in England. She'll likely have a lot of kids like most women of her sort.

Are goblin-people real?

Yes, they're called 'British women'.

They're a study sex.

i meant sturdy

twitter.com/St_Gaz/status/749350745959464960?lang=en-gb

Typical uneducated remain voter.

Complete degeneracy. Not only is television in and of itself a degenerate vice designed to numb the intelligence of the masses, googlebox is a television programme about people watching television. Complete drivel which would make John Reith turn in his grave

I don't mean British women.

The ones I'm talking about, I'm sure I've seen them in supermarkets here.

Tbqh Alex-QTFEET is an acceptable waifu also.

Hate the fact that I enjoy it so much. Perfect comfy tv but I feel like a retard watching people watching tv.

Also too many pakis and darkies for my liking. Hate that mixed race faggot with the long hair and blazin squad from the new season.

Terry and June and the Nutfords are based though. I bet Mary was a real trouser arouser when she was younger.

>typical family of 4 british women

>sweating in that 17c heat

There was a blondie on tonights episode I've not seen before, real nice toes

It's garbage, anything on C4 or ITV is proletariat trash.

>channel 4
into the bin it goes

Screen caps please desu.

I've been listening to the audiobook of "The Abolition of Liberty" recently so I heard that perfectly in his voice

Channel 5 is the one that features and is watched by a majority of the worst.

Would you make this woman Queen ahead of Liz for eternal UKIP government?

She's a fucking idiot desu. Would still cock punch her shite-box though.

Most likely she will talk to you about the cake

Scarlett> Ellie > Izzi IMO

Would marry them all though.

wasn't streaming, had c4 on in the background while I was doing something else, never seen that family on it before. Was hoping some other user saw it or knew who they were

Why?

She's a solid 6.5/10, and I only rate her that high because she looks like she would be good in bed.

So it's a self-recognition thing then?

What I don't understand about that angle is that the people are truly bland and uninteresting. It's not like they say anything remotely funny or insightful. To a man, they are just clueless, wildly ignorant and excruciatingly irritating.

Getting the viewers to identify with characters is a central part of making a successful TV show. But once the audience identifies with them, there's supposed to be *something* else. Maybe a character is very attractive, maybe they have witty jokes, maybe they win the lottery, whatever. It's fantasy, but the audience enjoys it because they relate their lives to the life of the person on television. I understand that, it's the X Factor appeal. "They're just like me, but look at what they've done, I could do have that too."

These people on Gogglebox do absolutely fucking nothing. You might as well just stand in your neighbour's bushes and watch them eat crisps and watch Strictly. How is that engaging or immersive? How is the audience being entertained or escaping their reality?

I'm too fucking autistic for this job...

No tis isn't who I was talking about, either

Watch people on the telly watching the telly so you don't have to watch the telly. It's the ultimate anti-intellectual goal, of filtering down information so far that normies don't give a shit about anything.

What a gross white trash face.

Fuck, /britpol/ is pathetic. Watching this lowest common denominator trash.

Read a fucking book for fuck's sake.

Is there a catch-up service?

Scarlett is the hottest, Ellie's accent and feet are QT and Izzy is pretty solid too.

She's marriage-tier, desu.

Thanks, I try my best to match his syntax when Hitchens posting

This is bait isn't it. Come on now, there's a good Gentleman. Enough of this foolishness.

Only if I could nestle between her tits on a nightly basis

Fuck me mate get outside, you'll notice 95% of birds are better than that fake-tanned, braindead flabby tart

Her in the yellow? I'd fuck her neck flaps desu

I would imagine it's repeated endlessly, is 4oD not still going? hardly ever watch TV

You're a fucking loser.

Those two disgusting birds from Leeds, one is fat with greasy hair and the other caked in cheap makeup. They're both dim as fuck, and how the fuck is anyone's house that small?

No, I'm genuinely curious as to what people think.

>Muslims won't want them

Yeah because pork is haram

Why do socialists hate Great Britain?

They don't like Britain because they don't feel comfortable in it. The brighter of them don't like Britain because it makes nonsense of every radical and socialist political theory ever invented. It is a monarchy yet it is free. It has a potent class system yet all may rise to the top of of it. It has no written constitution yet functions far better than many countries which do. It is capitalist yet astonishingly uncorrupt and blessed with a social conscience. It was an empire yet is not hated by most of it's former subjects. In a socialists world it simply oughtn't to exist.

Step away from the Computer.

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Do nothing
Be passive
That's the ambition

>all may rise to the top of of it
I thought it was impossible to become upper class if you weren't born into it?

>not hated by most of it's former subjects
Dunno m8, there's a hell of a lot of Indians.

why is this slag getting talked about alot

she hates ukip doesn't she?

The Abolition of Britain is a masterpiece. Required reading in my opinion.

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Damn, that kid on the left has really changed

Also Alex doesn't look as cute as before ;_;

For shame. Tasteless idiot. Both are 8-9/10. Fix your standards.

Watching it with mumsie is quite comfy

I'm a complete degenerate, I don't care

gross

Bet they could suck a golfball through a garden hose

Brit/pol/ has been dead tonight we need something to talk about besides no gf and nerve gassing London.

I think they need to get pol tier family on

shit-tier feet desu

New England > Old England

>tfw 106 days of taxation without representation

The class system isn't set in stone, you can change your class with enough hard work. Obviously you can never become a part of the old Norman aristocracy unless you are born into it but you can come close in theory.

This isn't the Indian caste system for example.

We should try to get some political discussion going before feels posting starts in an hour

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I'm not judging you, I genuinely want to understand this.
What parts of it exactly appeal to you?

what channel is that on?

>8-9/10
You're going all out with this aren't you?

We're starting feels/feet/Gogglebox posting early tonight desu.

10/10 toes.

political discussion is that way
this is gogglebox/pol

ITT: VIRGINS with high standards pretend they wouldn't worship sexy British girls.

You keep posting this terrific troglodyte so I am going to have to address this

Best British slag coming through

>hard brexit
When will this annoying meme phrase die? Leftists appear to love using it probably as it implies staying in the EU in all but name is still (soft) Brexit. We voted OUT that means out.

It's Friday night, and you're sat in shitposting about some nasty thicko slappers as if they're attractive in any respect. And us saddos are even worse, we're lapping up this drivel.

I watch it because I want to spend time with my mum but she has shit banter and all she does is watch TV so I can tolerate watching TV with her if someone else takes over the banter.

I'd never watch it by myself but I like spending time with my mum even though she's annoying.

KYS

Posting waifu

There is as much ffet and Kirsten posting there as there is here

>New England is full of Americans
>Old England isn't

Based on these facts alone Old England > Shit >>> New England

GTFO with your bad waifu. Scarlett is god-tier waifu.

>That cheap as fuck tv remote

I would like a cuddly gf to watch shows with

anyone who has ever watched gogglebox should have their organs removed and donated to more worthy people

Who would you prefer?

Man the harpoons!

Only waifu that matters

Don't get worked up about it pham. You know how these cunts operate.

Anything less than closer integration with the EU will be called a "hard Brexit". The Left are experts at moving goalposts.
What constitutes a "hard Brexit" will continually get more and more benign, up until "hard Brexit" literally just means remaining in the EU and changing nothing.

That's their goal. To frame the debate so that we are only allowed to choose between staying in the EU, or staying in the EU, or staying in the EU, or staying in the EU.

...the loneliness

>t. 'patrician'

That American/British accent is gross though.

>GTFO with your bad waifu
Gay detected, its not my fault you like fat munters with saggy tits as your waifu. Stay pleb

Dunno I don't watch gogglebox

>POST YOUR FEET LOUISE WE KNOW ITS YOU

Looks a bit like sally phillips

"anyone who runs is a Lib Dem"
"anyone who doesn't run is a well trained Lib Dem"

That hit hard m8

Where to acquire social life

> likes that slut
> calls others plebs
iKek

All your waifus are shit, posting the superior waifu.

Dog having pups, lads.

2 so far.

Shekels for me in 8-weeks-time.

Give her a cuddle for me lad.

You actually watch fat fucking retards watching denegerate shite on television ?. Fucking kill yourself.

fuck I love that show. I watched it back to back 4-5 times. You start to appreciate the british 6 episode seasons when all of the episodes are that great.

No it's because I'm not a virgin I know I don't need to stoop so low

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POST PICS OF PUPPERS

I understand that you are sad that you can't be sucking the toes of the most patrician waifu, but please remain calm.

Post pupper pics right fucking now.

sleep tight lil puppers

Perfect 10/10 soles.

Besides, girls who have been round the block a few times are the best.

Morning lads.

Happy October.

>you will never receive a full box of tunnocks caramels in your trick or treat bag again because you are 19 and cant go trick or treating anymore i want some free processed caramel wafers reeeeeee

Your bait is silly

Now post your real waifu

>His waifus are ugly northern slags
>Doesn't choose hot northern slag as waifu
Keks and calls me pleb

Who are these fat slags and why do people keep posting them?

>>>Ken Clarke launches scathing Brexit attack on May

Clarke, Heseltine, Soubry, Cameron, Osborne... worst Tories ever.

Only acceptable non-Scarlett/Izzi/Ellie waifus.

>Soubry

DEFAMMATORY
DELET NOW

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>Leeds
>North

How many men do you reckon both these beauties have fucked?

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The total length of their penises is at least half a mile.

Sow fuckeds aren't men

Fuck you, I didn't post pictures of these slags.

Scotfag detected. Course Leeds is fucking North you mong.

One on the left gets bucked every weekend after 3 Jaeger bombs and a gravy chip. The one on the right doesn't get much action but when she does it's greasy.

m8 you posted the two biggest slags itt

Thanks user. I would give her the most awkward 5 seconds of her life

I hate to break it to you user anything north of Watford gap services is the north

You reckon Ellie fucks that much desu? Must be really good.

This is some good comfyposting.

Who do you identify with most of all on Gogglebox? Most of them are nob Labour supporters.

To be honest the gay lads are pretty funny. Less degenerate than the others in many ways.

fucks sake lads I forgot about Gogglebox tonight

was it good

This loveless marriage always cracks me up

Durham - definitely north
Leeds - still north
Sheffield - just about north
Nottingham - not really north
Leicester - not north
Oxford - definitely south

>moffatt

wat

Nah, just a bunch of clueless divs jabbering about rubbish TV. You didn't miss anything.

Oh.

Scarlett > Ellie > Izzi > Alex > all else.

>preserve whiteness in England
With a good coat of Ronseal?

The truth is, chavs breed more and are often more racist. It's perfect breeding, really.

>the gay lads are pretty funny
No last week they said they didn't like Penelope Keith's Hidden Villages because villages are boring because they aren't multi cultural

Shame she now has a tattoo. They should be banned, so many qt girls defaced.

Anyone else watching Her on channel 4?

The middle eastern(?) dad and his 2 sons seem pretty chill.

You mean Goddess Scarlett?

>not knowing they're maltese
Maltese are bros dude.

chillED

>dat fucking id tho

Based, I'm alan partridge is God tier.

>"Lin, Tony Hayers is dead!"
>"Yes!"

Not all love is obvious, my man.

Ah yes, they did. Regardless, they aren't overtly terrible. They do live in Brighton, so it's probably the food they were talking about.

Point made, though.

>力決心
>power decide heart

the fuck is that

Holy fucking hell thoses feet
I fucking hate your womens yer fokin anglos but THOSES FEETS

Is it just me or has Scarlett lost a shitload of weight?

A bit like that woman who's married to the fat, tattooed German bloke.

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Mannion was a competent Secretary of State. Unlike Nicola Murray.
>Quiet Bat People

Because it's slightly self-deprecation, and slightly just a break from the glammer of normal celebrity.

It's purely naked viewing.

You what

Our Chavvy girls have god-tier feets.

>Shame she now has a tattoo
I agree

>mfw my freshest meme got posted on God Save Our Gracious Meme

She has. I prefer her chubby though. :(

chikara kesshin

You're really dedicating yourself to this vile ruse tonight, aren't you...

Is it any good never seen it?

Just FYI Gemma is a coalburner

Splendid and tremendous.

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Maybe they aren't

gomen

Yes. Bloody amazing. Some fairly based people.

Psst, kid.

Want some democratic socialism?

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Theresa May is PM because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. #TheresaBae

This was my go to fap picture, back in the day.

Why do leafs suck the fun out of this place.
>pic related

Proofs

Stuart.

Cool thanks going to keep watching seems interesting so far

Same I've had a thing for her since holyoaks

> faps to degenerate coalburner
> not in love with three Gogglebox Northern hotties

This royal throne of kings, this scepter'd isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this, England,

Only one strawberry pencil left in my packet

Fucking Leaf.
Know one knows what Ontario is.

F

Goybook.com/groups/1493139050999337

: ( Strawberry pencils are my favourite sweets

>can't believe so many are brainwashed

Oh wow. Is this satire?

fug. rip mike towell.

Odds on these being virgins?

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Mine too family, it will be savoured

Jesus fuck

Pear drops desu

Absolutely -0%

As much as likely as the British America

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Loving this Corbyn cult desu.

What the fuck happened to him?

She would be qt without the tumblr

?

Apple ones are good too

no

Needles to say, I had the last laugh

What makes you say that?

Why such low odds?

dude your women are disgusting...seriously..ugh

They're from Essex. They're fake tanned. They're by all indicators: slags.

hey lads how do i flirt with a 17 year old

British women like these are the result of a small gene pool and show clearly the benefits that this provides. Much more appealing than American girls.

They're from Leeds you nonce.

Dance in the road you abo cunt.

I mean you're all in prison anyway so for once I'm not really worried about this post

Be 17 year boy

youtube.com/watch?v=bKaJ4b0XYmI

I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land

Should I dump my gf lads?
I dont love or care about her at all. Vaguely 'like' her

How old are you?

What are you drinking lads?

impyling its illegal n austrlaia

wait, youre telling me in bongland you cant even flirt with girls over the age of 16? oh how the mighty haf fallen

Who else is a /BurkeanConservative/ ?

Stick with her if she is nice.

Does she have big jublies?

I'm on my 3rd cup of tea in a row

old enough to post on Cred Forums

Can't imagine how long that took to airbrush

>5BBH2q6l
Bit late for tea isn't it?

medium size, one is pierced

she is nice, she does what I tell her too

Not airbrushed tho lad.

Too old to date a 17 year old?

Stick with her then, no point in ruining a perfectly good relationship with a good gf just because its not a passionate love you have for her.

is she a looker?

honestly lad relationships arent meant to be perfect, if she does what you tell her to and is alright in the sack then just go along with it is my advice

when you become a perfectionist in relationships it all goes downhill. much better to keep them at an arm's length and not get too invested

And she has nice jublies

Underrated.

Good choice

20g of sugar per serving

alright faggots, how brit/pol/ been? I've been out a couple of weeks. Pinoy lad still around?

>I dont love or care about her at all. Vaguely 'like' her

That's the best position to be in. Don't ever let the woman have any kind of power over you because they will abuse the fuck out of it.

m a d m a n

I need Yorkshire Tea for hard water because of the terrible southern water, all that scum on the top of the water, makes me sad

He has been gone for a while, probably killed by Duterte.

I have no idea what this limey nonsense is but holy shit are they blatantly trying to get the footfetish viewer with those obvious foot shots.

Sitting here with a cup of tea, packet of custard creams, playing wow and watching Peep Show lads.

Proper cozy

>tfw alternate between real ale and coffee
it's a weird habit I admit

They get my views. There was a new QT tonight who Had so many blatant foot shots.

It's from a tv show where you watch not very bright people watch tv shows. I don't get it either.

Sort of. She's pretty good looking

idk though I kind of just want to slam random pussy for a while before I get old. Getting bored of her basically

yeah that's not possible with me I'm literally dead inside and do not get attached to girls

who here /complete piece of shit/

>live in sharehouse of girls
>leave piss on toilet seat
>leave pubes on toilet seat
>close the toilet door after i do a gorilla shit so it stinks real bad
>piss on floor
>never buy toilet paper

How old are you and her? Also there is more to life than fucking random sluts.

>Posts in other countries threads

>looks at flag

Checks out

im a brit by blood mate

not my fault you poofs sent us over here and we just hpapened to create a better country

More like he was Duterte

the last brit/pol/ ever before Cred Forums is shut down

So happy right now

Shame I'll have no where to gloat when brexit is reversed

POO ON SEAT

No chance mate

>flag

21 and 20

there doesn't seem to be at the moment, I do nothing (uni student)

shut up cuck

>All these Yanks who think the internet is getting shut down because of Obama

Cuck. EU WILL DIE!

>posting pepe
Hope you're ready for a visit from the EU hate crime commission and counterterrorism squad

Aussies are always welcome, ahmed.

GET THE FUCK OUT

Still young, I wouldn't worry lad

'no'

It's fine so long as Pepe is used against. Right wingers :)

Make me :D

If you're able to slam random pussy go do that

If it was me I would cling on until I had stolen all of her life energy and left nothing but a husk behind

>tfw he was okay

brothers forever

I'll take it as it comes and if she starts to piss me off I'll ditch her. Probably better sooner rather than later so she doesnt get too attached

Probably broke his neck or something desu

just make sure you dont get attached lad

Whatever happened to the Turkposter?

Saw goodbye to your little clubhouse

No more co-ordination

The Internet will be leftist foerver

He's probably in prison for taking part in the failed coup

did the other thread die or something?

Don't continue the relationship if you're going to be looking for the first excuse to end it. Either stay in or drop out.

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is this a 10/10 in bongland?

I'm completely jaded about everything breh, but thanks for the heads up

meh
probably

GET OUT REEEEEEEEE

thanks m8 now i've been on watchpeopledie for an hour

is it taboo to talk about british colonialism in a positive way in britain?

talk about it over here and you'd get crucified by abos

>tfw last night a girl started screaming at me because i said australia wasnt aboriginal land and it is not 'weird and fucked up' that you can own land

Get rid of this cunt though
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/australias-trade-minister-says-special-relationship-with-uk-is-in-the-past-a7232506.html

>All those Scotland larpers

I just woke up due to being a shitty neet, what's this about Cred Forums being shut down now?
Is it just more shitposting?

11/10

Tfw South Africa memories

yeah that cunt is a fucking cuckservative faggot

i bet hes probably a jew too.

The UN are taking our internet and rounding up the Pepes

Unlike labour, which is the property only of the labourer, LAND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED THE COMMON INHERITANCE OF MANKIND AND THUS OWNED BY THE COMMUNITY AND ONLY USABLE BY A PERSON IN EXCHANGE FOR A RENT PAID TO THE COMMUNITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

its a meme

Only 5 pups so far, lads, and I think that's the lot.

I was hoping for 7.

Do we have anything similar to the amish here?

oh hey it's october

this

youtube.com/watch?v=YwQwA_kFxoE

POST THE PUPPERS

>tfw no amish wife

The trade guy is the trade guy, he only cares about the money

When you take everything else into account, we're bound to have a superb trade deal

Gypsies

It's not so much taboo as it is an open invitation for some nobhead lefty to roll his eyes and smugly tell you the empire's gone.

post doggos

The Mennonites?

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

POST PICS

hey october how's it going

we own the web

And any place we can't own, like you. Must be destroyed

I hope you live a long life and you see everything you hold dear and your way of life ripped away from you.

Your culture, your heritage. I hope every fibre of your soul stings when you see it torn down :)

I hope you die old, alone and helpless. And utterly subjugated in your worst nightmare as reality

Have fun :)

we own the web

And any place we can't own, like you. Must be destroyed

I hope you live a long life and you see everything you hold dear and your way of life ripped away from you.

Your culture, your heritage. I hope every fibre of your soul stings when you see it torn down :)

I hope you die old, alone and helpless. And utterly subjugated in your worst nightmare as reality

Have fun :)