Alarm clock beeping

Alarm clock beeping
Wagecucks weeping
Time for floor sweeping
And burger fIipping
While NEETs are still sleeping

Put on your slave collar
Each hour you earn a dollar
Your dignity level grows ever smaller
Better run fast when customers holler
While the NEET is being a baller

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Oh boy a whites try to justify acting like niggers thread

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Enjoy my dude. I'm about to get ready for work.

$15 an hour as a clown. Life is good.

You
Are
A
Failure
You parents are disappointed in you and you are hiding your depression

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>Wealth of people in their 30s has 'halved in a decade'

Keep up the struggle, buddy, I am sure your dreams will all come true.

NEETLYFE

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Wagecucks spotted
how does it feel wasting your life?

4 year long neet here
glad as fuck i finally got a job earlier this year
i can now buy shit.
like the r6 im about to get tomorrow.
but have fun laying in bed until 3pm
shit gets old

it's friday night retard

NEET I knew offed himself

Tfw I run several porn tube sites and make $X,XXX daily from my bed in nippon

Best thing about being a NEET is having INFINITE free time to perfect anything you want.

Here is the first in a trilogy of films I'm making with James Cameron, the special effects budget is 10 billion alone (good job I'm on the bux).

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A beautiful poem.

Only one liberated from the toils and injustices of wage-drudgery would have the time, intelligence and culture to compose such a piece.

Bravo OP. Bravo.

Begone, parasite. Go find something better to do than brag about your lack of independence.

My job is actually very fulfilling. I feel like I make a positive impact on the world and I also get regular physical contact with women.

I only like being a NEET if I have another NEET roommate.

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>MFW I'm a scientist
Getting ready to kms

Your a parasite on the world.
earth gives you precious life and you swander it on being a wageslave

Sad!

Earn my own wage
Buy my own tendies

Average suicide rate in the US is 19.4, so scientists kill themselves less often than engineers.

What's on your mind?

Having a job is satisfying

Society gives you precious shekels and yet you do nothing to repay your dept, instead choosing to squander your time taunting hard-working individuals as if society could even exist if everyone lived the same way you do. You have literally nothing better to do, and yet you still refuse to pull your own weight. You're twice as big of a parasite as any of us.

>Cooks, food service workers being that low
Huh, i wonder why? I only make about $11 per hour

I've been a slave for twenty years. I just put in my last letter of resignation a week ago. I'm taking everything I have in savings, cashing out my meager retirement, and I'm going to NEET it up for a few years.

I plan to Kikestarter scam my way to a nice cozy starting income, maybe with some "retro 8-bit roguelike metroidvania throwbacks" that never get finished, then figure out my own internet businesses.

If I fail, I an hero and leave a $500,000 life insurance payout to my sister. (Suicide not paying is a myth; most policies do pay, you just have to have had it for over a year to prevent people from paying for one month of a million dollar term policy then sucking on a shotgun the next day.)

If Trump doesn't win there is no hope left anyway. The country is doomed. I'm going to play vidya while Rome burns. Though I kinda' hoped Bernie would get the nomination so I could get a free pony.

I'm sure it is buddy :^)
Society would also collapse if everyone was rich, I mearly take advantage of the more robotic and low intelligence levels of the masses

Someone sounds jealous about having to live on a small stipend while everyone else has nice things and social lives

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How does it feel being a literal dead end? A waste of resources? Sexually frustrated?

>mfw wake up whenever I feel like it, often 8-9AM, basically set my own hours nobody cares as long as the work is getting done
>mfw work in the field, have company vehicle and gas card, run by store to get groceries and stuff like that on way home, only pay for liability insurance and barely put any miles on my personal vehicle
>mfw like $80k/year in a very low cost of living area after OT and yearly bonus, plus good benefits med/dental/401k, roughly a month of paid holidays and vacation a year

Keep telling yourselves you have it made NEETs kek

>social lives
>Friday night on Cred Forums

>Implying
>You take advantage of your cucked nation's welfare system, possibly combined with the charity of your parents. The only reason you can even survive is b/c people let you.

Don't hero, Be a hero by collecting your well deserved neetbucks from the taxpayer :)
FEEL THE SALT

NEETs should be gassed

Until the neets go out and rape and murder people while collecting tax payer money they aren't on the same level as niggers.

Quit being a drama queen fag.

excellent rapping mate. your rapping skills are absolutely amazing. you lay down the rap quite well.

>Huh, i wonder why?

Predominantly women, low stress job, less self-affirming job. Fucking up a career you really put onus into can be existentially damaging

>wake up whenever I want
>don't have to be stuck in traffic like all those wageslave loser
>can enjoy my day to the fullest
>work out 4 times per week and I am in good shape
>don't waste 10 hours everyday to make some jew richer
>vape weed and play videogames as much as I want
>get enough NEET cash that I can go on vacation 3 times a year
>can go to bed whenever I want
>have asian gf

Sexual frustration is not necessarily a part of neetdom if you are either attractive, have money to spare or know how to talk to girls.

Hey NEETs, what are you going to do with your fancy sports car when you get stuck behind my 50cc scooter?

It's 6 here. Everyone got off work. You literally have all the time in the world and you can't even tell when most people go to work. Enjoy being a waste of space

I work but aspire to be a neet.

any advice?

>Being a NEET is now considered freeloading
>implying NEET's aren't geniuses who figured out a way to exploit loopholes

What's wrong wagecuck? Is exploiting loopholes in the system only okay when your master Trump does it? As long as you continue to give me NEETbux you can have your own opinion.

I survive of both yes but what difference does it make? I doubt if everyone dissappeared of earth you would not be able to.survive either. Hating on your betters will never make you happy cuck

You need parents to financially support you, user. That's how these faggots get away with it.

My job is spending four hours outside each morning and I still get to live mostly as a NEET. Recently I've started helping out around an office here in town. What does this make me? Because it feels like the best of both worlds to have time -and- money.

honestly, the fact you aren't a cuckold in Germany makes you a god among men m8.

Ah, Don't thank me. Thank the taxpayers for there contributions! Allowing me to follow a path of poetry and enlightenmen

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Probably numbers and shit. Thats no way to live let him die.

THE MASS KILLING AND DEPORTATION OF WAGESLAVES WHEN?

That doesnt sound very appealing.

Nah, I get NEETbux from faked disabilities.

Ment for

this should be adjusted for inflation and account for debt to be fair. it won't close the gap completely but come on now you know better than that.

>I doubt if everyone dissappeared of earth you would not be able to.survive either.
Exactly. Everyone is supposed to pitch in so that we can all survive: that's what it means to be a human. Welfare was meant for people who want to find want to work, but still can't make ends meet, not for niggers who would willingly throw out their dignity as humans and live their lives sucking off of the teat of the state like overgrown infants. Why would you even bother telling people about this if you weren't a pathetic fuck with nothing to do? Are you trying to convert them so that they can join you in depravity? If more people lived like you, your country might just get pissed off and abolish welfare all together. Your a tick on the asshole of the state that society hasn't even deemed to be worth scratching off. If you really have nothing better to do, go kill yourself.

Why did the wageslave cross the road?
To get to work!

In Norway they require you to send pictures of your bankaccount if this happens.

How could I avoid that or trick them and get more money?

>everybody is eligible for this kind of work

Wagecuck here. I used to roll with the NEET life but I decided that the shittiness of having to wake up and get out of bed each morning was a good tradeoff for having money and freedom.

holy shit dude just get a job its not that hard

why the fuck do people make charts to display literally 2 numbers

>this should be adjusted for inflation
That was already accounted for in the article.

Is there a website or guide for this?

I'm tired of slaving away for the jew, it's either I end my pathetic existence by killing myself or evolving into a NEET at this point

This leaf gets it.

Wagecucks are a peculiar bunch huh?

The first thing they do when they come home is go to an anime board and bitch at the NEETs for not having jobs. Oh I'm sorry wagecuck, are you frustrated that not everyone wants to make a morning commute to deal with ungrateful fucks all day?

When's the last time your woman put out anyway? Been a while? Sexless marriage? Well I mean you can't really blame her wagecuck, you've been cheating on her.

That's right, you're cheating on her because you're getting fucked so much by your boss for 40 hours a week, she probably thinks you've received enough action for a lifetime!

i cant wait for basic income

ima just stay home and play war thunder all day

because wagies need to show that they got visualisations skills on their resumes

When I run out of money I need to attempted an hero to get on disability. Then I'll truly ascend to NEETdom.

>freedom

Money sure, but freedom I would disagree with.

Your logic is still not making sense, Ever heard of the term "Survival of the fitness "?

like humans exploit animals, in turn I exploit humans for all the honey and milk they have!

After all it's only natural :^)

Thanks for 0 replies neets, you keep bragging about being redpilled but you wont help out.

good goy

I sit corrected user.

>Mfw my commute is no more than 15 minutes a day
>Get along with my coworkers fine
>Work in a suit every day
>Make more money in a year then NEET's will ever see in a lifetime
>B-but I get to p-play vidya all day!
>Half this board calls for the execution of 'undesireables' yet fails to realize they will be put to death on the day of the rope

Sad!

I have a confirmed skin illness that's really really mild to the point where it's irrelevant. When labortories perform tests on it, they don't log how bad it is, only what species of disease it is. I'm lucky that most people with this disease have it really bad, so I just claim I'm one of them. Lab results prove that I do have it, aka NEETbux

Why should I get a job when I can EASILY live of the bux for the rest of my life, with more money than I require?

Oh wait, there's no reason.

Sorry, Open a new account with a different branch

Does your Asian girlfriend wear here burqa when she goes outside?

80's kids have it hard. Once the next recession hits, the 90's kids will also get shafted.

what countries actually offer BUX? I thought switzerland was the only one.

They'll notice Im sending money to a different account.

I get back to my apartment complex at 6pm after working all day, I walk into the lobby and see these NEETs roaming the halls, in pajamas , most of them are ripped from being able to work out every day. All of them are relaxed and stress free. Most of the time I fumble with the keys and drop them just to be able to rush into the house and avoid making eye contact or being noticed by them , I always am filled with a deep sense of shame when they politely greet me. Lately though, my girlfriend has been distant and she has stopped making dinner for me, I fear she's been sleeping with the NEETs and I don't know what to do about it, except attempt to become a NEET myself and become a better man

>Going to work in a suit
Your beyond hope lad
>Implying it won't be you normies swinging on that day!

Try again!

I don't feel any of these things in my job.

It's actually pretty fun and then I get paid for it at the end of the month.

>I fear she's been sleeping with the NEETs and I don't know what to do about it.

All too common.

how? keep both accounts separate. or open a Swiss account or post office

>I get to buy things you'll never have
>While you sit around in underwear you've not washed for 3 days

o i am laffin

I replied about my process to another guy, somewhere up there

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whats it like being this fucking stupid?

HA, I should know :)

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It's a shitty pasta from r9k, like this one.

They pay to my account.

They can see where my money goes, I transfer it to my other account or a portion of it.

> Hey user, who's account is this, why do you give money there every month?

> Your beyond hope
> Your

Are you illiterate? I would have thought all that time self improving would have included the occasional book.

>trading your hours of life away for some consumerable item you have been programme to buy but you do not need

>I can afford most things on my neetbucks

Getting one isn't hard.

Coming up with a good reason to contribute to this carcass we call society is though.

NEET here. Saved thousands of my NEET bux up and will travel to Latin America to have sex with hot Latin women soon. Well done, wagecucks, you're paying me to have sex with hot chicks.

Why do neets think that having a hob= wagecuck, what about those of us who work for ourselves or have investments? Are we cucks too? I guess so because you dont want to admit that with a little determination you too could make money for you and you alone

Yes, but I get to have what you'll never buy.

Time and freedom.

Yeah this just about sums me up, wish I could be a fucking NEET because this shit isn't worth it.
>B-B-BUT IF YOU SPEND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE LIVING COMFORTABLE LIFE WILL START FAST-FORWARDING
Yeah I think the logical course of action to this is NOT spending your entire life suffering just to slow things down.

Tbqh senpai you shouldn't be working and I shouldn't tell you cucks our secrets

NEETs are worse then niggers and rapefugees.
I would kill them if I have the opportunity.

Remember guys, allways kill a traitor before an enemy.