Are britbongs still this mad?

holy kek, prep the Icelandic bull britbongs!

We would fight to the last man
But you did not do that
you gave london away to the mudslimes

>We wuz vikangs n shieeet
>We wun dem battles
>We just need mo nato programs n shiet

And that's why mothers shop at Iceland

Moortugal shush
no one wants mudslimes here ok... can you just leave please? thank you
also Isint time to pray for
you or something?

Brits had bantz

Oi Magnus, please remember there are FOUR countries under the title Great Britain, Wales, Ireland and Scotland dont give a flying fuck about your cod.

>Portugal
>Moor
Pick one butthurt icefag.
Also dont you have to cry help from nato? You dont want mean old brits to come again do you?

aye, well give us back madeleine mccann ya pedo cunts

Who are you?

I've never heard of you.

Nobody in Europe has ever heard of you.

Not salt at all mate, frankly the FA here in England needed a kick up its arse to finally implement procedures like grassroots movements to allow our international players to excel.

If that means a "humiliating defeat" then so be it, glad to see an underdog go through.

wtf has this got to do with footie?

We lost to Iceland in the Euros....

you... do realize brits are in nato right and they caved to our demands over the fear that
we would give the soviets control of the northen atlantic
also you are rape babies of ummyad caliphate truth hurts don't it?
why do you buy so much of it then?

Well nigel seems to like us youtube.com/watch?v=muw0DGI_DIs

he's talking about the cod war mate, away back t'pub

Why dont you double check with her drunken lying parents first eh?

Now gib back pink map you backstabbing faggets

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Oh, why would we even bother talking about something so inconsequential.

I'll just leave you all to it.

Not quite an exocet is it though

Nuclear carpet bombing of Iceland when?

Shhh, dont hurt his feelings...its basically their Stalingrad

It doesn't matter who they are. What matters is their plan.

> 1980s
> female PM comes into office
> britain goes to war over small island

> 2016
> female PM comes into office
> britain goes to war with small island

>Nato gib clay or we l-leave!
>I-i mean it!
You gave a nice bluff and it paid off but you won no battles.

Trust me we wouldve joined them

Implying you have any military.
Implying you have more than a handful of men left.
Implying we cant besiege your island in a week and cut off all your internet access.

We could take your capital and your country would be ours to make a white paradise.

You do realise that Scotland has the most to gain if they were allowed to fish those waters? I imagine there are quite a few Scottish fishermen who would benefit.

Every male to the age of 13 would fight to the end
we would loose yes
but our population would only be about 140000 after that war
all the males dead

So...we'll just send over Crazy Jeff with a butterknife and some lube?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Iceland#British_Forces

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I'll tell Jeff to bring more lube.

we let that happen
we did not want germany our the soviets occupying us
and you gave us a shiton of money and independence as a reward

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A bucket of lube then. Plenty to go around

Who are you again? The shit version of Norway?

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desu mate most of the time Iceland comes up in conversation everyone assumes it's a typo and starts talking about guinness and bono

Maybe an airstrike then. Or a couple scottish lumberjacks.

Is that a qt i spot in the background? I thought all icelanders were roided out apemen, including the women

Half of Britpol are decent, and the other half are absolute chavs like this one. He's so retarded I don't even know what the fuck he's trying to say.