Memes 101

I am a public school teacher in desperate need of relating to my students. They're a bunch of lazy stupid faggots who don't fucking listen a single goddamn word I say. I even showed MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech and one little niglet had the audacity to fall asleep during the speech. I paused the video and woke his coon ass up right then and there. I asked him "What's your dream, LeShayn? You had a nice nap. Did you have a dream?" Fucker looked me in the eye and said, "I have a dream that one day you won't be a boring ass nigga." Then the entire class laughed at me.

In tears, I canceled the lesson and ran back to my office but not before slipping in the slick hall that smelled of lemon Pledge. I made an appointment with a psychiatrist but he wasn't really helpful because he insisted that I was probably anally raped by my father and forgot about it. I kept telling to tell him that I raised by two lesbian mothers and wasn't raped by any man. He asked if I had any uncles or grandpas that could have possibly raped me. When I said no, he asked if my best friend could have raped me. I told him my best friend was my girlfriend. He thought about this for a minute, looked at his notes and asked if I was raped by a woman with a strap-on instead.

A follow up appointment with another doctor was more helpful, he simply told me I needed to adapt to modern times. Lately I've noticed kids in classes being exposed to dank memes. Do I dare take this plunge? Do I give a lecture on memes? What rare Pepes should I include? As per public school student learning outcomes, how do I analyze memes from a perspective of White colonization?

I have already written a letter to the school administration proposing a conference in which I will argue for the creation of "Memes 101."

What are Cred Forums's thoughts on indoctrin—teaching young adults about dank memes in a K-12 setting?

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>I have a dream that one day you won't be a boring ass nigga

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It's clear from your name calling of a student that you should not be educating anybody and should find a new career.

I'm trying to fit in, queer bait, that's what this is all about.

Hes using hip lingo to be with it you edgy fagget.

Not sure if this is real but DON'T use pepes in class. You will get fired. Kids wont give a fuck, but those moms with too much time on their hands and are the same kind that follow cher on twitter will be all over your ass. Especially if your white, also showing the MLK speech was a bad move too. Teachers really have no protection from the far left PC police.

OP, there is only one thing to do. Get a gun, and kill all the coloureds in your class. Once the troublemakers are gone, the rest will listen, or face your wrath.

I'm also a school teacher. You don't even need to teach them this stuff. They're obsessed with memes. It's always Harambe this, Hitler did nothing wrong that, Pepe this etc. The kids are on here.

Oh and black kids never want to share with white kids. They never want to do any extra work. Only asians and indians do extra work. White kids are fucking pathetic too, unfortunately.

Even after finishing school and college, I still fail to see teachers as humans. You can fucking rot in the hellhole you're teaching in ahahaha what a miserable dead end job hahaha

That's why I got my request greenlit from IRB to segregate my classroom to study how students' experiences change when they are surrounded by others of similar class, race and even cultural capital

shit's tight

>40,000 starting
>60 ranks
>my union bumps me up 2 ranks per year
>will make 100,000 by the time I'm 45
>only work 183 days a year
>dead end

Enjoy poverty, Vlad

My uncles would be honored to molest you OP

Schools should be more like a racially segregated bootcamp. Kids are so soft these days

Former middle school teacher here.

Get out. The job isn't worth it anymore. Society just blames you for all of the problems anyway. Those problems aren't yours to fix.

Ask yourself if that's the trench you want to fucking die in. Then shovel that shit right back in society's face.

Go out and get rich. Be a selfish asshole. You don't owe people shit. Don't be a martyr for a broken system.

4/10- I expected spaghetti

>implying he will reach 45
>implying he won't be fired for some stupid shit
>only work 183 days a year, trying to ((teach)) niglets
>63%
>implying there will be anyone still willing to be taught by then

It all looks good on paper, burger

Also, enjoy your grey hair and untimely balding ;)

Best if you listen this loser here

No spaghetti at our school because
1. Students reenact the lady and the tramp scene where they both nibble on a noodle and try to kiss each other -- boys are accused of rape
2. can't have meatballs because balls are sexist
3. appropriation of Italian culture if not prepare by an authentic Italian chef
4. doesn't conform to keto diet because too many carbs

Yes, I teach in California

>What are Cred Forums's thoughts on indoctrin—teaching young adults about dank memes in a K-12 setting?

do it, show them 5 minutes of this video starting at 1 hour in, then explain how porn spreads aids

forgot video

youtube.com/watch?v=aIxw5_0qvRQ

>Don't be a martyr for a broken system.

the system works, it's supposed to kill those kid's imagination and make them useless, it works pretty fucking good