Day One

Be American. Be president. Nuclear codes. Pass judgement. What country gets nuked first?

U.S.

>be american
>don't know someone in the military overrules him on nukes

fpbp

To elaborate: first you nuke yourself, say it was china, or the russians, and then you can go on to declare war on the whole world.

UUUHHHH

DA POLICE

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Mexico, but only to reduce the flow of drugs and people into the US.

this, the whole "the president can nuke anyone anytime for any reason they want" meme needs to stop

>step 1: nuke california
>step 2: say it was china
>step 3: ????
>step 4: profit

100% pakistan

Sweden

Why

Saudis or Russians.

Both

Then Iran Norks

first saudi arabia
then israel

that's pretty much it

Too bad if that someone is hilary she will just have them killed. Nothing gets in her way.

kek

>What country gets nuked first?
YOU KNOW WHO.

Too much fallout for my liking.

i would shoot every available nuke on one target, like an island or a mountain somewhere, just to see how big a fucking cloud of radioactive chaos i can make.

Me

>Russians
Good goy!

But if we kill them, they win

Dominican Republic
Israel
Poland
Japan
Australia

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Northeast Brazil

in this order:
middle eastern nation with the #1 mudslime count
Israel
whatever section of africa can net me the dindu frying high score within the blast radius

I'd get the experts to crunch the numbers for me to have these locations.