Jeb Bush says DON'T VOTE
GUAKEKED
>Nobody votes
>Jeb drives to each of the states with a fake ID and casts a vote for himself
Shut your guac hole Jeb, you impotent hack.
Everyone jumping ship except for Cred Forums and a handful of white supremacists and rednecks.
Keep fighting the good fight, kiddos.
>Millions of people cross out Clinton, Trump and Johnson and write Señor ¡Jeb! on their voting paper slip thing.
>It's so many that even Clinton can't have them all killed
>¡Jeb! begins his speech as President of the Guac States of America and Mexico by placing a toy turtle on the podium and reveals that the national animal is now a toy turtle
>"It's like Mama Bush told me every night for the last 50 years! Slow and Steady wins The Race, guys!"
>Millions applaud and cry in joy
>Make a Wish foundation dissolves because noone can ever top giving this wonderful, autistic man his dream in life.
>G.W.Bush hugs ¡Jeb! for the first time in 50 years. "You wanted it. You have it. As promised, I will give you back your nose."
>Trump nods and steps into his time machine
>He has saved the future from Hillary and secured a future for the american and mexican people. Together.
...
I wouldn't even be mad.
>I will give you back your nose
My sides are gone
>As promised, I will give you back your nose.
I just shed a tear.
>Bush Sr. is slowing dying while he sees the future of the Bush name be carried on by spics
Jeb "The Black Sheep" Bush
>Everybody follows his example and doesn't vote
>Election day comes and votes are tallied up
>Only a single vote written in smeared guack "Jeb Bush"
To think we laughed at Jeb too, in retrospect he was one of the most enjoyable things to happen to the debate.
Well him and the Zodiac killer.
is..is jeb crying in that picture?
jeb is a fucking pimp
Fuck you Jeb there are more things on the ballot besides President
Does someone have the Jeb Bush gardener copypasta? Will pay in my rarest yebba
I assumed voter turnout was going to be low this year. But Jeb is always wrong.
>S-slow and steady, guys
>P-pls dont vote
>Proof that Trump is actually a Time Traveller sent back to stop Hillary
>Logical step is to get ¡Jeb! into the White House because he his too much of a nice guy beta
>Kind of like the friendly autistic kid in the sandbox who shares all his toys but still needs diapers at age 9
>World leaders would feel bad for bullying ¡Jeb! and wouldn't start wars or talk shit
C'mon guys.
Vote Señor ¡Jeb! or stay home. It's the best course of action.
Bitter, old and angry. Voting is the cornerstone of democracy. But it can't be helped. Jeb is a pitiful existence.
No I'm certain Jeb has autism now.
Dont vote Trumpettes, give all the delegates
you fucking genious. this is the funniest thing I have read on pol in a year.
What a coincidence that's exactly what his supporters did during the primaries.
That's why I really want Trump to offer Jeb some form of position in the White House.
Maybe as some kind of housemaid to Pence or Trump himself?
>Trump walks into the kitchen on sunday morning
>"Great day, right Jeb?"
>"Yeah..."
>"Ah, ah, ah! What do we say?"
>"G-good morning, Mr. President!"
>"I... I made myself some Guac Pancakes, b-but you can have them!"
Haha holy fuck. Imagine telling Prescott Bush that his ancestors would be Paublo and Juan Bush
>He loses his grip on the pancake bowl and it's contents fly all over himself and the table.
>"What a mess! Better clean that up, my friend!", Trump laughs as he leaves the kitchen again.
>Jeb lies on the ground, covered in Guac.
>He isn't sad, though. Donald called him his friend!
>"A mess... my friend..."
>I made it, Dad.
>I made it, Georgie.
>I'm in the White House.
Wouldn't that be wonderful?
Oh, what I would give to live in that america...
Poor Noelle. Nice going, Jeb.
kek
stop it you're making me sad
poor yeb...
>everybody in the chain of command decides to commit suicide by two gunshots to the back of the head, until white house maid is appointed president.
Could he possibly be more low energy? Really??
>All these people ITT unable to comprehend the moves of the chessmaster
>Trump wins and builds wall
>Mexico even more bankrupt after paying for it
>Jeb leaves the US and goes to Mexico to help
>Has the perfect plan and, for some reason, all the resources to rebuild it
>Get's elected King or Uber-Shaman or Elder or whatever the fuck bean-boys call their leader
>Trump suddenly much more friendly, reopens border to Mexico
>The year 2022
>Jebs fourth year in office
>Mexico is officially part of the United States of America now, under Governor Jeb
>The year 2024
>Trump runs as a candidate for his third term
>"I will build a wall on our border to Canada and Canada will pay for it!"
>Jeb runs against him.
>Cuckdeau is sweating in fear, checkbook ready.
who is this l'titler guy
Jeb memes were the best. Wish he never dropped out.
Does he realize he is a living joke at this point?
Who said Germans don't have a sense of humor
>id: Fat
Fuck you
>you will never smoke w33d with jeb and muse about retarded things like what would happen if everyone in the world jumped at the same time
German humor has always been good. We just rarely excercise it because some people don't get the punchline.
Examples:
>en.wikipedia.org
>en.wikipedia.org
>en.wikipedia.org
Or even Hitler's favourite joke!
>“One day,“ Hitler used to say, “Mrs. Goering came into the bedchamber and found her husband waving his Field Marshall‘s baton over his underwear.
>“‘Hermann, darling, what are you doing?‘ she enquired.
>“‘I am promoting my underpants to overpants!‘“
She's not even 40 in those photos.