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WHAT HAPPENS TO US IN 3 MINUTES

OH FFS OP WAY TO MAKE ME CRY

If this is the end, I want you all to know that I hated you. I hated you all.

>Posting first Cred Forums picture I saved from August 6th, 2012

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RIP in Peace. ;_;

Like tears in the rain...

>tfw in 6 weeks you will wake up to watch trump victories every day
>tfw in 6 weeks you will wake up to watch trump interviews every day
>tfw in 6 weeks you will wake up to read trump tweets from @POTUS every day
>tfw in 6 weeks you will post in a President Trump General every day
>tfw trump will repair america in your lifetime
>tfw america won't turn into mexico because trump will deport 15 million beaners and the wall will prevent any more from coming in
>tfw the political spectrum will move right, and every future president will be somewhere between a trumpublican and a white nationalist
>tfw guns and other rights will be preserved because trump will appoint at least 3 supreme court justices, tilting the supreme court conservative for your lifetime
>tfw america will rise again, and destroy china and its clique of rootless international power brokers
>tfw america will forever be the most powerful nation on earth, and europe is forcibly uncucked and restored to former glory
>tfw the white race will finally win the war against international jewry and preserve western civilization forever.

youtube.com/watch?v=xJi-fA6ONio

What do you guys make of this?

Will this audio really have such an impact?

Cred Forums made me like dicks.

ONE(1) MINUTE

I LOVE ALL OF YOU

EVEN YOU, AWOOPOSTERS

Texas signing off

youtube.com/watch?v=Cnchea6LHN0

Also: hi mom

last furry porn before its illegal

It was good being with you lads, See you in the Gulag.

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goodbye
if it really happens

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Just a reminder:
>Trump will never, ever give up and neither should you.

Worse...he did it for free.

>the internet begins to die on Cred Forums's birthday
pottery

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youtube.com/watch?v=vwHEqx_3BYE

So Cred Forums how will you say goodbye to Cred Forums?
Hopefully not in this fashion.
I guess I'll try to make good on the teachings of Cred Forums
I also want to vigorously fuck you user.

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Shhh. Only dreams now.

youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ

See you on the other side lads

>mfw I am posting in the last Trump General ever

Goodbye anons. Lets go awoo when this horrible/beautiful ride is over

LET THE SOUND OF AWOO BE HEARD ON Cred Forums, ONE LAST TIME

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last minute

never underestimate the power of weaponized autism, folks

Gentleman, it has been an honor shitposting with you.

I love you guys.

Awoo?

TRUMP WILL WIN THE SWING STATES

Goodbye Cred Forums.

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Why didn't you call?!?!

Just a prank bro

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Less so because they fucked it up releasing on a fucking friday.

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AWOO

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I'll never forget you guys.

gg all, was nice

i like OP, he's a cool guy, doesnt afraid of anything

I love you guys

Requesting that picture of trump in nazi uniform looking out the window of his office and that massive flag on the building pls

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TRUMP WILL WIN, PRAISE KEK

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OH FUCK!!!!
Nothing happened,

...nothing bad happened, right guyss?

>typo in my farewell post
FUGG

Cred Forums MAY DIE BUT AWWO WILL BE FOREVER

MY LAST WORDS ARE..

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

Farewell, sweet prince

Is... is it over?

fuck it im killing myself, bye niggers

Its over

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possibly last post

Nice knowing you guys

It made me date traps and enjoy it.

>Women dont even make the best women

>mfw im still here

this is the y2k all over again

This is the end huh ilk miss you guys.

EVERYTHING IS DUST IN THE WIND

soon

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WE'RE STILL HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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Hello?

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UN owned internet is disgusting. Bleh.

are we dead? is this real life? am i real?

The handover is at 12:10 you stupid fucks.

The final shitpost. May he be forever remembered as The Donald's finest.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY.

H-hello?

>nothing happened

Well. That was anti-climatic.

No shit sherlock
It's a handover not a shutdown of the internet

Are we dead now?

Oh hey we lived.

>tfw

It's over...

Based SMOD, I call you to end this cancerous message board. Ashes to ashes...

nice dubs brother

>yfw we have shifted back to the berenstain timeline

>the last post in a free internet

Are we dead?

i cant fucking believe that they shut Cred Forums down

There goes my internet-rights.....

NEEDING OF COMFORT IN ANY METHOD PLEASE

I fucking knew it.

Just let us enjoy our autism, just one last time

How long until they delete our domains?

It's been nice.
youtu.be/gxEPV4kolz0

Yes.
But we had always been dead.

>NEEDING OF COMFORT IN ANY METHOD PLEASE
Dubs good enough?

based leaf

Fuck, someone is banging on my door.

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Whats up with the disposition?
Everyone saying the "drugs crime and rapist" comments were planned, as if its a bad thing

Of course they were planned, did they not see he was reading from a sheet of paper when he made them?

We may be here now. We may be here for a while. But slowly and surely we will lose little bits of ground at a time, until we have nothing to stand on.

So, this is UN power...... not bad...

Strawpollfag here. Location based poll this time Thanks for those that voted in the last one, and just trying to come up with interesting questions to poll you guise.

VOTE

strawpoll.me/11338183
strawpoll.me/11338183

No, we've been in that timeline for the past year.

SEX

WHOO LETS GO IM READY

Still alive. Whew

im gay

HERE IT IS AGAIN YET IT STINGS LIKE THE FIRST TIME

I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.

MODS ARE V&!

POST QTS

I am going to test it. Lets hope I don't get v&

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

RAGE

RAGE INTO THE DYING OF THE LIGHT

Any second now....the internet will shutdown...

A-are we still alive?

ANYONE STILL HERE SOUND OFF!

ALRIGHT BACK TO USUAL GUYS

FUCK HILLARY CLINTON!!

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I love you guys. Live well.

The media is in full meltdown mode. I'm laughing a little bit

T-there's a knock at the door guys, should I answer?

N-niggers

>Did they hear us?

IT'S OVER

You guys are like the religious idiots that sold their house and everything and went to stand on a hill to wait for the rapture because they were convinced it was happening then.

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Thats me and your mum m8

A FINAL CHECKING

AMERIBROS

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SHITPOSTING ON THE UN?

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Reminder all shills, the msm and the globalists are all scared.

Reminder no one has a good thing to say about hillary

UN IS WATCHING, EVERYONE POST SINKS

999 seconds

i'm getting fucked raw by a train of FEMA agents rn

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Praised

Girl on the right is poifection

I watched the whole thing, it's literally nothing. If their charge is that he dropped campaign talking points into his deposition, so fucking what? He clearly knew the tape would be leaked at some point based on what his lawyer said.

LYIN' TED
PUTS THE BIBLE UP HIGH
PUTS IT DOWN
AND THEN HE LIES

Is that an angel?

first vote

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We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!

I can hear a drone incom

I THOUGHT THE LAWSUITS BY THE 4 STATES DELAYED THE TRANSFER OF THE INTERNET????

>He tried to save us

I will never Cruzpost again.

OP was not a faggot after all ;_;

who /panic/ here

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AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME

We can do this guys!

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>that guy laughing so fucking hard behind ivanka
fucking kek

Struck down.

can we say candlej

i just tweeted that to obama and you're getting v& for hate speech

I wonder what would happen if I posted GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

Like would I get vanned or som--

TRUMP 2016

so what happens now?

I'm still sthitposting

FUCK THE UN
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
ALLAH IS A PIG FUCKER

Stop that. I don't want the police to knock on my door because of you guys

>GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
Come with me goyim

>What does it all mean?

They'll take our freedoms slowly like thieves in the night. Little by little so the majority of people won't notice. But we'll notice. We see all.

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Vote Trump, then

He genuinely tried though. He fiiled a lawsuit in Texas trying to delay this, yet it was denied by the judge

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Nice dubs
Kek is with us

THE NEW TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
SEPTEMBER 30, 2016

MORNING
>Trump rises in LA Times tracking poll
>Trump tweet: "Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?"
>butthurt and fake outrage from the media
>media denies that a woman and man having sex while being recorded on videotape is considered a "sex tape"
>Tweet from United Nations News: "The 8 million Americans abroad could stop Trump. This tool can make sure they all vote!"
AFTERNOON
>Hillary puts out about a dozen tweets about how Trump's tweeting is "unhinged"
>Trump in response to haters: "For those few people knocking me for tweeting at three o'clock in the morning, at least you know I will be there, awake, to answer the call!"
>Hillary rally, she stifles a cough with lozenge
>Hillary steadies herself with a SS agent's arm
>Star Trek actors come out against Trump
>new Trump ad featuring Hillary's "50 points ahead" remark
>Poll: only 29% trust media "fact-checks"
>media declares OH no longer "bellwether" state after HRC is losing
>Debate Commission reveals there were problems with Trump's microphone/audio
>Drone seen flying over nuclear facility in South Carolina
>NOTE: this facility is protected by G4S security
>Dems upset over Chick-Fil-A voter registration drive
EVENING
>Trump deposition released
>said he planned to make the remarks he did at announcement speech
>Trump rally in Novi, MI
>DJT: Obama, do not pardon Hillary or her co-conspirators for their crimes against our country and society
>"No one is above the law"
>Fox News poll: Hillary rises 2 pts after "yaaas queen" debate performance, Trump stays at 40%
>leaked audio reveals Hillary mocking sanders supporters at fundraiser

Archive with links/citations: sites.google.com/site/trumpnightlynews2/

'CUZ I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'D UNDERSTAND

MOOOOOOOODS

HILLARY'S PARKINSON'S TREMORS CAUGHT ON CAMERA

>youtube.com/watch?v=925ihXI1lkE

>youtube.com/watch?v=925ihXI1lkE

>youtube.com/watch?v=925ihXI1lkE

FUCK!!! All 4 of them were struck down? What the hell did they cite as the arguement?

Fucking checked

internet sabotage when?

this is now a board of a internet-jihad and also at the same time a board of peace, don't question it racist sexists

Thanks user
Used your site all week while I had no time for the Trump Train

Hey UN, will posting this hate symbol get me kicked off this websi

Same here, Traps truly are better.

Fuck you, UN

Add the Internet handover, it's important.

MERKEL IS A DUSTY OLD CUNT
THE EUROPEAN UNION IS FUCKING GAY FOR DILDOS
I WANT EVERY SEMITE TURNED INTO MULCH AND LAMPSHADES

pfft

When is someone going to take Donald's phone away after 11? This fucking idiot is addicted to detonating his own campaign

HNNNG do you have sauce on the blonde?

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>we are simply sink enthusiasts

Stay beautiful.

I don't blame Daddy for saying she's his favourite kid.

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>watching Trump in his deposition
>he's basically just campaigning anyway

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hey guys i think the police are outsi-

>icann.org/iana-stewardship-questions

TYPICAL POLITICIAN
ALL TALK
NO ACTION

I think it's time to accept that Trump has no chance of winning. We'll never be as based as the Britbongs, America was a mistake

ONLY 3 MILLION JEWS DIED

YOU CANT STOP ME UN

FUCK YOU

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Does anyone know if Ohio absentee/early voting is safe? Or do they not count them if they think they'll help Trump?

I want the Monster Voice to happen but I am playing devils advocate against myself.

I find it hard to believe that Trump won't significantly outperform the dull Romney, getting over 65 million votes. This leaves Hillary needing to match Obama's 2012 performance, despite African Americans flaking away and being a deeply unlikeable personality compared to the telegenic Obama.

Firstly I understand the GOP primary turnout which is the core of monster vote theory.

Arguments against;

1) Polls show Clinton with a lead in key states

2) Yes Trump pulls large crowds. But the Tea Party phenomenon led nowhere at the national level in 2012, despite apparent grassroots enthusiasm. For every 25,000 at a rally, there are many more folk in these states who will quietly go out to vote for Hillary

3) The GOP primaries did big numbers, yet Trump had large numbers of Republicans voting against him, for other candidates. A big turnout should not be conflated with support for Trump

4) The wounds of the Sanders loss will be healing by November and the prospect of Trump will concentrate Democrat minds

The 'fuck you' law.

Add internet hsa been transfered to ICANN organization under control of the UN.

All DNS have been transfered, including .gov, .mil, .org, .com, the list goes on and on

Hey guys can we make this a hillary thread now?

No matter what happens, anons
This fight isn't over.

This is still a MOVEMENT

youtube.com/watch?v=KNtXuKBu3gE

>All those q tips

that's a dirty picture

Guys I just posted about gassing the kikes and starting a race war

I just heard a loud bang, I'm fucking scHOYLSHITT

Should anything happen to us basterds. I want to let you know its been an honor and a privilege serving with you all on the top shitposting squads.

No one can take what you have learned from here, no one can take the memories you have of this place, and no one can take your willingness to resist.

The only reason you're here now and not somewhere else is because you fell through the cracks of a traditional world sometime ago. And in those cracks you found this underbelly, filled with filth, but it made you strong. You've seen things, heard things, and no things that no one else could or would tell you.

Take whatever truth you found here and turn it into a strength. The fate of the world might depend on it

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cred Forums

shit now obama's getting hauled off by the UN death squads

>Archive with links/citations: sites.google.com/site/trumpnightlynews2/

thx

AMERICANISM NOT GLOBALISM IS OUR CREDO

DEATH TO THE ROTHSCHILDS

NO SORROW FOR SOROS

NUKE THE MIDDLE EAST UNTIL YOU CAN SEE GLOWING SAND FROM ORBIT

RAPEFUGEES NOT WELCOME!

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we need to vote hillary bro~

What the fuck are you thinking?!
You'll get us all killed!

Can this fucker die?

primary turnout in key states is way up. 109% in VA

>DIRTY GIRL

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He's an absolute madman

I love him

Well what do we do now?

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No shit. They'll call the election before 11pm eastern. Republicans are winning in new voter registration as well. The media hype for Hillary is not going to work. It's only backfiring and they're all too stupid to see it. They are Hillary's worst enemy.

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I got this beauty for you guys.
Isn't it great how we all admire sinks on this strictly sink/plumbing posting board?

not voting hillary will kill us all as well!

whats your favorite mountain dew brah

#codered

Why are 2hus so great for holocaust denial?

MUH DICK

Also dubs

UN? More like gay fags. Lol xDD

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Goddamn newfags, nothing happens if you don't finish saying candlejack. Seriously, are you fucking kiddi

say what about it? the internet is gone?

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Donald...

I'm sorry... they took everything... the delegates, the internet... cough...

please, donald... you have to stop them... you're the only one who can do it now... cough...

I... I believe in you, donald... after all... you beat me...

now... cough... go... before it's too late...

you guys are dumb, they wont shut huge site first. They will start with obscure arabic website citing counter terrorism, then they will move to english websites maintained by jihadists and then they will move to anti-semitism etc and then we are toast, but it will be down stealthily

Shitposting aside, we better enjoy our remaining time together, Cred Forums....

Once the system is in place, it will be just like Chinese censorship....

Took years for China to finish their "Great firewall" system....

It'll take at least a few months for the globalists to do the same, I bet.

Better pray Trump wins and fucks these globalist plans up...You had better devote every ounce of your energy to ensuring KEK's will be done...

Because Clinton sure won't save you, and in fact, her hordes of SJW supporters will warmly welcome our demise.

Their PC paradise must be destroyed.

Praise KEK!

He will. In the race war. Killed by the same people he claims to identify with.

He basically rehashed talking points from his campaign and various interviews.

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this makes me nervous for some reason

13 years
i've been here 13 fucking years
>no special image in the news page
;_;

i haven't watched the 2nd season, does 8man raw dog that pucci?

how about this vintage beauty?

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does this sate your extreme thirst?

Hold hands :3

>These fucking party hats
lmao

This is a gore thread now

How would you clean it though

Praise Kek
Shadilay!

Cool man Obama here, please stop resisting.

p-pretty lewd user

You're gonna carry that weight.

>Republicans are winning in new voter registration as well.

Proofs? I could honestly use some reassurance to stave off the MSM shilling and this week's news cycle.

Praise KEK

IT"S HAPPENING

UN IS ALREADY SHUTTING US DOWN!!!

OMG IS HE OK??

brutal

that shit must be a bitch to clean

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THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

fucking christ thats the guy that claims to be black when its convienant for him

Praise Keke

>We're in birthday mode
Fuck this is a tell isn't it

you can't candle jack if you don't vote hillary bro dog
vote hillary
i would say vote hillary
vote hillary for the futuirethats why you vote hilllary
come on guys i'm like rap superstars drake and kendrick lamar. i'm hardcore but i vote hillary and drink mountain dew code red

#dothedue

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Good morning guys. this is gonna sound really weird but hey whatever.
Is Texas locked in and safe? Cuz I heard rumors a few months ago saying it might turn blue.
Reason I'm asking is I know a chick there who won't vote and I'm wondering if I should convince her to vote for Trump (already did this with a guy from Florida)

Also has Obama given away the internet yet? ;_;7

Lewd

There's only one thing to do, anons.
Shitpost like you have never shitposted before.

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Oh!
How naughty!
Look at this disgusting shit, doesn't it make you hard as....
PORCELAIN?!

Pretty sure it-[The remainder of this post has been removed for violations of UN hate speech regulations]

because they are the future of war

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YAMEROOOOOOO

at this point i'd hold any of your hands

wow a lot of hate speech ITT

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THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

DEATH TO ROTHSCHILDS

NEW

NEW

JAWOHL! Cred Forums ERWACHE

Happy birthday!

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Pollsters who know nothing about the monster vote or how it will happen.

>2
Only because they think Trump is literally Satan. Most aren't voting FOR Hillary.

>3
NeverTrump is pretty much dead. GOP support is at its high and is growing larger.

>4
Hillary is bleeding millennial support as the weeks go by, by November they'd probably vote third party more than for her.

This is actually awesome :DDDD

Make VA Red Again!

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Use a brush...

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I was going to vote for Trump until he revealed himself to be a misogynist fat shamer yesterday. I'm with her.

Bye all. Been a great 1.5+ year ride for me.

Praise Kek.

yeah, that's what my drill sergeant said