Our Meme Magic is Bending Reality

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Are you hungry? Would you like some moar potatoe, cuck?

Fuck off potato nigger. Though shan't know the euphoria of Kek's blessing

Daily reminder to become an ordained priest of Kek.

ulc.org/ordination/

SHADILAY BROTHERS!

That's alright I can do without the euphoria of you fedora tipping kukfags any day.

>Kek as a Bodhisattva of racial enlightenment

Kek gazes upon you brother

Kuk is pronounced kook. Nice try schlomogobulous

Kek smiles upon the just.

Is this fucking real?

Whats the sauce?

I can not finish my tour of duty until Kek Worship makes it to a mainstream news story.

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Is BBC mainstream enough for you?
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-37431509

The normies have noticed. They will mock our worship, but we will not stop until the Dark One's will has been done

kek is the diefications of George Soros and you are all cultists ruining Trumps chances.

My fucking god, just imagine a normie looking that shit up

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How do you think all the other religions came to be?

>Form the first temple of Kek.
>Never pay taxes again.

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Just type in "Kek Mythology" in google. It's the first wiki page

Lets really meme it into existence and make a website

Only a matter of time until we band together in the real world brother. Until then our worship is confined to this not-so-obscure corner of the internet

lel op made the edit

>ESOTERIC KEKISM
HOLY FUCK IT HAS REALLY COME TO THIS HASN'T IT

Send me ur email we have to talk

do you even have an potatoes in your country?

Esoteric Kekism is a religion of peace.

Naked Nigel, the God Kek and modern politics
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37431509

THERE'S NO STOPPING IT NOW

SHADILAY

>How do you think all the other religions came to be?

great, now I'm imagining Jesus, Buddha, and Mohammed all vandalizing Wikipedia.

youtube.com/watch?v=-HpSI9M9OY4

KEKUUU~~

we even have the japanese pronunciations down holy shit

>mfw /x/ tricked Cred Forums into becoming meme-occultists

pepethefrog.faith

shadilay, brother

>cuck
>kek
>obscurity and unknown
>chaos
>frog headed

Jesus fuck, that fits Cred Forums way too well. This can't be a coincidence, there are greater forces at work here than us.

Welcome to the simulation, fellow meme-er

Nothing is beyond the reach of Cred Forums

>m8s

Sometimes I worry you twats are actually awakening an ancient entity of primordial darkness. Its like in those films where some hot american girls are summoning demons with a lu board for shits and giggles and ten minutes later a demon pops out of Tina's vagina and devours the cat

Kek's will be done!

>giving wikipedia any sort of weight whatsoever
You realize any joe-shmoe can edit that shit, right?

a few people on this board are seriously fucking woke

Don't worry. Join us, and we shall rejoice when Kek unleashes his judgment upon the normies

Yeah but the whole point is that Kek is the darkness BEFORE THE LIGHT

DON'T YOU WANT LIGHT?!?

Kek's favourite grunge album

youtube.com/watch?v=RZD982yrmx4

nah it needs to be more subtle that website just screams satire

>(Sat)07:03:17
Holy crap! You're a fucking early bird, man. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man fucking healthy, wealthy and fucking wise.

I honestly feel like we've gone too far.

2016 has been the wildest ride yet and I'm legitimately terrified of the future.

I want to go back. Holy fuck I want to go back.

oh fuck i listened to this on repeat growing up

WITNESSED

That's badass.
True Anonymous.

simulations nearing its climax user, this is the part where most of the world goes dark and the machine god is born to run this simulation again, for itself

>kuk
>as we pronounce "cuck"
gee pol, you take your fetish everywhere

From here on out, we only go forwards.

We haven't gone far enough

i've seen so many false prophecies of this shit i doubt this but i want it

i just want all of this to end

WOW
O
W

total throw back.
Are are changing time or was this always the way?

>have it officially recognized as a religion
>one of the tenets is Kek's version of the second amendment
>religion spreads worldwide
>followers of Kek are to be armed
>those opposed are oppressing a peaceful religion
>Cred Forums is the church
>sjw's can't complain about Cred Forums because it's a religious minority

How do we become a recognized faith, by Kek?

BD2412 is anti-kek on Wikipedia

This

Is this really happening...?

> kuk

I bet if you examined the etymology of "cuck" with an open mind, you'd find that "cuck" is related to "Kuk" in some way. You can't make this shit up!

The alt-right literally worships a black African god pronounced "cuck".

Kalki is the final avatar of Vishnu, he's not Kek but he'll team up with Kek to slaughter all of the demons.

Praise him.
For Kek did declare that all members of his church should be armed to the best of all possibilities.
Not even an army sent toward a follower of Kek should be better equipped in any circumstance, as Kek demands his followers to be prepared.
So sayeth the repeated numeric symbols he once gave.

Check me!

also on further research:
The IRS recognizes churches as tax exempt, and they'll pretty much take your word for it. There are two guidelines:
That the particular religious beliefs of the organization are truly and sincerely held
That the practices and rituals associated with the organization's religious belief or creed are not illegal or contrary to clearly defined public policy.
Other than that, you fill out the forms and you're in.
The Census does ask questions about religion, though generally not as part of the regular census. They do list some religions explicitly on the form, and there's no formal process for getting on. A bunch of census employees make it up. There's also a blank for you to fill in your own.

If you want your own, you have to:
1. Establish that there is an immediate need for a
Government headstone/marker to be furnished for a deceased eligible
individual (i.e., submission of VA-Form 40-1330, Application for a
Government-Furnished Headstone or Marker, verification from National or
state cemetery officials).
2. Certify that the proposed new emblem of belief
represents the decedent's religious affiliation or sincerely held
religious belief system, or a sincerely held belief system that was
functionally equivalent to a religious belief system in the life of the
decedent.
3. Submit a three-inch diameter digitized black and
white representation of the requested emblem that is free of copyright
or trademark restrictions or authorized by the owner for inscription on
Government-furnished headstones and markers and can be reproduced in a
production-line environment in stone or bronze without loss of graphic
quality.

This thread is KEK worthy

Kek Vult!

His hand is upon us

I can't believe this is happening...

Anything else for formal declarations/recognition?
Once it's had in one western country it's fairly easy from there to pop up in other countries as far as I'm aware.

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The Order of KeK has sent us to aid you

We've come too far to go back, we crossed the line already. Let's keep going and see what happens, faggot.

Is our religious hymn shaliday?

Kek Vult

Please edit Pepe's head onto this picture of Krishna's universal form. I'll love you forever if you do.

>Cred Forums resurrects an ancient Egyptian god on accident
>/x/ can't even summon a succubus

Nice attempt at reverse psychology Soroshill. Kek existed thousands of years before this old kike was a twinkle in his daddy's eye.

This seems like a really good way to get the FBI to pull another Ruby Ridge.

>Egyptians
>black
I'm tired of this meme
Also kek is a frog for fucks sake

ATF here revvin' up the flamethrower tanks

I am but a poor meme farmers with no photoshop skills

But your previous edits were off the chain, man!

>a black African god
???

Nah It's more of a Theme song.
I found this somewhere though:

Our Kek who art in memetics
Hallowed be thy memes
Thy Trumpdom come
Thy will be done
In real life as it is on Cred Forums
Give us this day our daily dubs
And forgive us of our baiting
As we forgive those who bait against us
And lead us not into cuckoldry
But deliver us from shills

>Esoteric Kekism, or Kek as a Bodhisattva of Racial Enlightenment

This is possibly the best sentence I've ever read.

You mean ALL THE HEADS?!?!!?

Those weren't mine. The best I have made is a simple flag representing Kek's faithful crusaders

Frogs be upon this thread.

>kek=cuck

wow. it all makes sense

Our Kek, who art in digits,
Pepe be thy Name.
Thy Will come.
Thy will be done in memes,
as it is in digits.
Give us this day our daily happening.
And forgive us our tendies,
As we drop them on the floor.
And lead us not into cukholdry,
But deliver us from shills.
For thine is the kekdom,
The memes, the digits.
For ever and ever.
Amen.

Virtue signalers can come and act as a human shield for our compounds while we go and do useful things.

Yay and the initiation was done by a roll of the dice. The one who rolled did not see what they rolled, but only repeated digits would allow them to join.
The man with Germanic blood rolled a double two and was welcomed into the fold.
The man from south Sudan rolled and did not see that he did not roll repeating digits and was quietly asked to leave.
Yay there was no racial discrimination. And though no other could see the dice of collection but Kek's clerics who interpreted Kek's will, the membership did remain overwhelmingly white.

DIGITS

Not that im aware of. It seems. freedom of region for the win!

I would request that shaliday be played at the beginning of the service. I also recommend this as hymn
youtube.com/watch?v=NgwZW8-JhIs

and an open forum forum after a sermon following standard Op/user schema .

Belief is a funny thing, right?

>Kek is god of darkness before the light

Sonic Youth - Confusion Is Next (1983)
>I maintain that
>Chaos is the future
>And beyond it is freedom
>Confusion is next and next after that is the truth
>You gotta cultivate what you need to need
>Sonic truth

Sonic Youth confirmed as prophets of Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=dqYJyVp7VQU

Kek willing that is exactly what will happen. Chaos is good. You cannot have creation with out destruction. You cannot have order without chaos. All of nature is chaotic, patters within patters, all ties together in complex relationships but seemingly random. The night sky is beautiful is it not? All the wonderful beauty od the landscape, mountains and oceans. It's all chaos. Chaos is not darkness and evil, it is natural. It is the "order" we percieve in nature that is a lie.

and, check my digits.

>One method of measuring the Kali Yuga, the Age of Darkness, is with 3,000 year cycles starting with the Dwapara Yuga in 6676 BC. The midpoint of the Descending and Ascending Kali Yuga, the period of greatest darkness, aligns almost perfectly with the graph of war deaths per capita in pic related. By this measurement, we will end the Kali Yuga and begin a 300-year transition to the next age in 2025.
Hitler waits in Agartha, and the Lord of Orion waits to ride with him. Get hype.

Kek wouldn't listen to those faggots. That's not chaotic. It's just annoying.

We shall need an international organization then. And probably a team of lawyers to fight every country that says a member of the Order of Kek cannot be armed at all times.

>sociology

sounds like a good idea. Someone get a Ouija board and roll dice on it or something to summon KEK

we can find a reason like the sheiks?
frogs have poison, so should its followers.

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Neither of those prayers received digits. The first was one off, it must need edited slightly.

Our Kek who art in memetics
Hallowed be thy memes
Thy darkness come
Thy will be done
In real life as it is on Cred Forums
Give us this day our daily dubs
And forgive us of our baiting
As we forgive those who bait against us
And lead us not into cuckoldry
But deliver us from shills

I completely agree with you.
Remember that Kek is the god of darkness. Light is the enemy. Darkness is our ally. Remember that inversion is the modus operandi of Satanists. What greater inversion than to associate light with goodness and darkness with evil? Darkness can make us calm. It is literal darkness that most people experience when they are meditating. Also, you need darkness to see stars in the sky. Light can be used to make people blind, most people can only perceive an extremely narrow frequency-range called 'visible light' and the so-called 'speed of light' is what supposedly prevents us from having unrestricted access to the universe. Light is a prison.

The amazing part is the Pepe kissing Trump was made by liberals. They lie so much they can't even keep it straight. They are just chasing their own tail now. We will destroy them this election, Kek willing.

Meme magic says OP is a faggot, Trump will lose in November, and Clinton will drink his blood. Kek wills it

What you're saying is human sacrifice will be necessary.

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The word Trumpdom may need to be changed and add Memen at the end like so.

Memen

>was it foretold?

Any Pepes in particular you want?

Kek doesn't seem to be in this thread. Perhaps he is building up power for another Happening?

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=7VXzhZwfCZs

>Remember that Kek is the god of darkness

That's a misconception. Kek represents the transition from darkness to light.

we would be the most persecuted religious minority on the entire fucking planet
someone make this happen
I swear to Kek
we would win

I'm hyped as fuck, bro. The Lord of Orion is based. I completely agree with Sri Yukteswar's interpretation of the yuga cycle, I think that we left Kali Yuga a while ago and we're actually in Dwapara Yuga now. Earth is hollow and one of the names of the Inner Earth World is 'Agartha', although I'm not convinced that Hitler is in Agartha right now.

PRAISE KEK

NS in America?

well...I didnt not say that...

as many rare ones as possible

There is no going back, Keks will demands to be done. We are nothing but his summoners. Embrace your destiny.

WITNESSED

Take Hillary then. Also Merkel.

Kek demands his followers be prepared for all things.
Kek is the god of chaos, chaos should be made to order and order to chaos.
But yeah, can use frogs have poison too. Just have to ensure that Kek's words cannot be interpreted to only a syjmbolic thing as it isn't.

No, that's good enough. Thanks, based Ameribro!

If Kek did not demand weapons, he would not need the Masamune

>kek worship is alt-right
They are lying out their asses about us being alt-right to rustle our jimmies and I can tell you right now it's working like no tomorrow
This meme is making me
lose my shit

The smugness of Kek is symbolic of our will to weather all storms we might face

Checked
Praise Kek, maybe we can invoke him into our thread?

DOUBLE Dub Dubs

Kek also demands loyalty to the ground upon which you were born.
To kin and those of the same Earth, and cooperation with kin born on foreign soil.
Praise him.

Look, politics and lulz aside, you guys are gonna be taken by devils if you deal in blood magic. Ain't no god has your best interest in mind that also sees you as fuel.

False prophets everywhere

Better financial backing

Ahy 5 MILO
XD
You've been meme'd on by kek

Surely somebody on Cred Forums is loaded?

Goodbye all, this is the sign I required. I'll check in daily of course but after such a clear and resounding response to my query, I simply cannot shitpost any longer.

We all must work to create our reality.

America is awfully tired of the two-party system. We must come together.

PRAISE HIM

Yeah, all the Jews.

>i thought he was a noble steed?

Does Kek Wish I should guide his church?

Fear not, I know of the path.

Exactly. Darkness is not evil, there is nothing to fear.

For scared Christ cucks out there, know that the Bible specifically talks about other spirits, then says not to have any other gods before God. Then with freeing the Egyptians the plagues were smti combat and show God's strength over the Egyptian gods. It doesn't once say the Egyptian god's are not real but infact, contains stories where their priests perform miracles. While these gods were defeated bu the God of the Bible, one does not need to deny Christ to aknowledge Kek. Moreover, Kek is not a diety that God took opposition to.

Each plague countered a god's power, such as eclipsing the sun to defeat Ra.

Note that there has never been a plague or any symbolism in the Bible to suggest that the God of Abraham had any problem with Kek.

But keep in mind, Lucifer was the angle of music. Music is creating order from chaos. True chaos is random noise. This symbolism would seem to put Kek in God's court and not Satan's and from any way to look at it. It even says Satan would appear as an angel of light.

What's so bad about Satan though? He wants to rob salvation from mankind. He is jealous of our very existence. He is lawful evil. Kek is chaotic good.

>lu board
Nigger it's called Ouija Board
A couple of American psycho women invented it therefore you call it by the name we gave it when we thought it up
We've done the same to you on most things so would you kindly follow suit and do the right thing?

yes.

trump makes sure our Mars colony is free of niggers and jews.

and I uncuck my life starting today.

The Lord of Light is gonna burn you degenerate hordes as He always does. There is no power in Kek that cannot be overcome with blood and thunder.

Praise Kek! But Kek should mold over future generations. It is a matter of time where Kek would be scrutinized and BTFO by future generations. Let not this GLORIOUS time be forgotten, we need a Kek church.

Apparently not. Kek wishes you serve as a prime meal.

Are we going to be a bunch of Nobuniggers riding frogs around with big ass swords?

Freeing the Hebrews from the Egyptians I mean.

Bullshit. Kek is the Leviathan, made and broken by the Judge.

Ok now its getting real spoopy.

Can anyone explain this?

"Kek's troops know no defeat!"

I always like miltons interpretation where Satan wanted to see humans be more than animals and what was what led him to give adam and eve the fruit of knowledge.

"Hollow" not quite, the Boreal and Austral Poles are home to two pocket dimensions created by the race before us. The Nazis discovered one in Neuschwabenland, where they have been building their Haunebu forces for the last seventy years. Hitler achieved the Godhead, the Magnum Opus, in this place, and soon will be joined by the Gods of Duat to liberate Earth from its Draconian rulers.

That's some genuine effort right there.

YA BABYS GOT RABIES

>This is what amounts to a sociology course in Yankeedom
We should have paid Sherman to steamroll you after he finished with us

In the darkness of liberalism and cuckservatism, Kek has grown strong. He will likely remain strong as America further declines into cuckoldry (Hillary will win) and increase the happenings until the centre can hold no longer. Once he has broken his limits placed justly upon him, the Lord will send his warriors to slay him again until his time as Destroyer is needed once more.

Working on it

No problem, my fine Aussie

Can you do ANYTHING right Canada?
Couple of Jews
All the rich anons browse the slower boards

A merchant should be breathing fire in the left

>Hillary will win

That's where you're wrong my brother.

Blasphemy!
Kek will never fall before your kike in the sky

Truth is a lot like darkness. At first it scares you, then you give yourself to it and understand that it is your greatest ally.

For most of you it is already too late. It is the Creator's will you be given over to Kek so that he may bring an amoral empire to the sword. But as the beast is slain again, you shall be spilled as his blood and left to dry away into nothingness.
Heed my words, o newfags and children of happenings. Turn away from the KekKuckKlan before it's too late. Join me in claiming your birthright of divinity, your heirgild of heaven, and let this rough beast do its work.

To be human is to be cucked or keked, nothing more.

Daily reminder we are messing with ancient gods of old.

We official religion now. Tax breaks for Cred Forums when?

WITNESSED

>The frog that came from Egypt, Kek
>The anthem that came from Rome, Shadilay

Two civilizations deeply affected by jews are asking the modern world to wake up. Their spirits inspiring memes.

Whats wrong with that?
Its what the ancients did.

soon.

>Lawrence Murray shitposts on Cred Forums

the fuck?
Ment to reply to

We clearly passed the point of no return so now lets see how far we can get before a machine reaches enlightment

Fools. Have you not all seen a thousand memes rise and fall in your time?
And of course Clinton will win. Trump would destroy the very system in which Kek grows fat. He shall choose her so that he may gain yet more legions of sad Pepes.

I shall worship Kek until Trump becomes president, at that point his purpose is fulfilled and he becomes dormant again until we need him next time I believe

Very well said brother. It appears you have earned a glance from Our Lord.

Fucking Kek. That's funny.

Kek shall not achieve fruition until America dies. Trump will only win if he can kill the Empire.

But user, Kek welcomes all pepes.

Chaos will pass to order as order passes to chaos.
Kek does not wish to grow fat, nor for those of his order to do so either.

It's not going to happen. The reset switch is about to be thrown.

We shall see. But mark my words from earlier: gods that demand blood are not loyal to their cattle.

>mfw a bunch of white nerds appropriate my ancient culture.
It's OK. Let the peasants have their fun

Well, that's too bad for him then. I'd put good money on the majority of you being fucking obese as hell.
No dubs, no truth. Is that not his way?

How is it any better than our current government?
And I have seen no proof of Heqet demanding blood.

Like so?

I don't need dubs to make something happen.

Your money will be put to good use spreading the word of Kek.

asianmoot defines Cred Forums first internet church.

now doesn't have to pay tax

It's not, but I am trying to save your souls.
Of course he demands blood. Read the thread. His will is alive here.
After all, it's a religion of peace.

haha you wish, user

check'd kek speaks through you my friend

Feh! Magicians are half luck, half bullshit. Enjoy your petty vassaldom.

>saving my soul
If you have seen the shit ive seen, you would know humans have no soul.

>Kuk is pronounced kook.
like "cock"?

Implying that keke won't watch over us even when Trump is elected.

Just wait until the magic happens. ;)

The Esoteric Order of Kek

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Kek agrees with me there at least, but I am not of him. I speak for the ultimate power, the null and the all, the beginning and end. Kek is His servant and His pet and His enemy as it pleases Him, but never forget: He is a jealous All, and men who mistake lesser gods as the all are not kept but burned as kindle.
Let those who have ears listen! Kek will have plenty of fools to make up his body and his will. Those elect can still be saved, and love Kek but lesser than you love the All.
These may not be pretty truths, but they are Truth.

Cred Forumsis an online place of worship for ke. can actually count the time I am on Cred Forums as practicing my religion and can be compensated for it lel

Child, both good and evil are of the soul.

Noticed that a while ago. Let the name of KEK be carried into history books.

Praise KEK!

He won't when you try. Quit being you and start channeling like that federation of light guy pretends. You'll have your cult. Kek might come for you later, though.

As ever, magicians can only claim credit after the fact. Pathetic.

Amazing, India came in use somewhere.

I need no congregation, a vain trick invented by (((them))).

The kicker is it's not magic. Them shits is fake. It'll still end with a bang though.

There is no such thing, there is what you do to survive and the message your life sends.

>no good or evil
Stop listening to liberals, cuck.

India's religious art is top tier m8

So is an official Order of Kek being started or what?

If you've the will to start it.
Checked.

hello friend

what kind of rares do you need

kek does not aim to save. He lends his magic to those willing to use it. but it is not controllable neither are his follows after all kek was born from chaos and as such should be reborn again from it. meme magic creates the chaos and we should all descend into beautiful chaos together

You have never been in an actual war, have you?

Kek Vult!

Which brave brother will take the first step? A step that will change the normie's world.

At least you see clearly.

It's a registered religion in the USA I believe. You could start a chapter in your country.

Wew lad those are some fine Pepes, I'll take any you want added to my religious devotional art

Notice me Kek! Honor me so that I may become a true acolyte of your dark wisdom.

More terrible wars than your little (((skirmishes))), cuck.

contact news websites like dailymail and shit that will write everything say you have information about pepe. Claim that you are from the religion of kek that worships him.. They will eat it up

Come now my son, follow the teachings of kuk. Member berries will show you the past of moot, the king of cuck, trips will show you the future once you gaze upon the digits of three displayed upon thy eyes. Read with me into the memes.

>3-5 thousand year old religion.
>New

Op is a dumbass faggot.

Thankyou for your acknoledegment brother and prophet of kek

Order of the Frog*

I will save all of your images

I collect all pepes

beginning rare dump now

Got any more badges for my collection?

yess post more

Again, I do not serve him, but what greater proof of the Truth of my words could there be than to be blessed twice by a god I'm denouncing?
I do not wish to be ungracious, though. Honor to Kek for his role in the All.

praise kek

Stop flip flopping faggot.

>reality
>editable wiki page

Ohkay then friend

Praise kek. may we enter wonderful chaos with him

I looked it up, this is legit.
Just got ordained
We minister now boys

More like cook

If he truly exists then bless this post with repeating digits

This board is 18 and up.

>>>>>>>r/the_donald

sage

I have only strayed once for the Truth in all my life. Never again.
Again, I say to you, Kek is not your father or master. If you must follow him, be as the Straya are, with open eyes and willing hands. For those that seek transcedence, however, you must seek the All.

I'll add them as you post

Glorious phophet. Is it possible to be married under our lord Kek?

If you kill your enemy they will win.

wtf, are you guys like 2 days old?

Brayze Geg!!!! Lol xDDD1. All kidding aside, I know at least a few of you faggots actually worship Kuk. Just know that Christ is the real Lord.

Wojak prophecy.

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>>>>>>>r/the_donald

oh hey look a faggot posting pictures of other faggots I'm totally not like other faggots posting pictures of other faggots

Hence why Kek must kill America.

Your ancient culture is moose burgers and seal fuck toys.
Besides you dont belive in it, not practicing it so SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Crusade when?

Le ebin rebbit maymay friend! +1 upboat 2 u

Considering he was a pre-existing deity, I don't see why not. I'm unfamiliar with Egyptian paganism but I would assume it'd work similarly to modern Wicca. You get handfasted, which is basically exactly marriage but with a different name

>>>>>>>r/the_donald

>tfw this becomes taken seriously and studied by historians in the same vein of nazis and the Thule society.

CTR faggot lol

Social class war now

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lol ebic meemee

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Do you think they'll pronounce Kek right when they inevitably ask Nigel about it?

>>>cuckshed

Kek is Shounen

>>>>>>>r/the_donald

Kind of unrelated but I made a couple videos of me painting Pepes in the game Rust a while back. I guess you guys may appreciate them, I have a playlist that has them in order if you want to go that far. I did 9 all together that I recorded.

In this one I made a "Pepe tower" based on Trump and his tower. I used to kill new spawns from it and patrol the area (my clanmates and I owned an island during that wipe).

youtube.com/watch?v=IGwx9DsGdZc

I'm not sure how they could mispronounce Kek

>meager subs is a ''gift'' and ''proof''.
Foolish.

HE speaks though you and approves your message

Hey Yall
youtu.be/dMj-ebuSoGc

youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
Like so.

Check this out

I honestly have to know if this is a shop.

Dude. It matches the picture in the OP.

Gods of internet will show you the way.

Bacon and Waterslides Squad

Honestly shouln't it be kek?

This board is 18 and up.

>>>>>>>r/the_donald

I always wanted to be a minister when I was a kid. I never thought I'd get my wish.
Praise KEK.

>>>/lgbt

I wish the board was neurotypical and up, autist.

post images and I will save them

>tfw I'm over 30
If loving Pepe is for youngfags then I guess I am one at heart.

My culture is Egyptian actually.

So stop appropriating Egyptian gods like kuk/kek you dirty polak

It's happening. You could be next. Don't anger the god.

>WE

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Too bad the song I linked was written 30 years and it is about Cred Forums and Anonymouse and what I am doing as a Scientist.
Eh I got your number we'll have a chat soon enough.

okay, here's one of them
I guess they're rares in the fact that the servers wiped and all that left are the images rather than the actual paintings in game

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I used to play Rust but my best friend's character was made a nigger when they locked your character to steam ID and he didn't want to play any more lol

ago e relates * jeez.. mah typing.

I have a few more gonna have to dig them up though.

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I appreciate your contributions

praise kek

did this one in a cave for a newfriend

Still working lads

>i'm the cook

Looking up Kalki I found something Interesting

The age of kali yuga is 4,32,000 years. Till now 5100 years have passed. Long way to go

In the last canto of the Bhagavata Purana there is a list of predictions and prophecies about the dark times for the present age of Kali Yuga. The following 15 predictions, written 5,000 years ago by sage Vedavyasa, are amazing because they appear so accurate. Despite the negative tone of these prophecies, there is still one bright spot for all of us, which is mentioned at the end
Prediction 1:

Religion, truthfulness, cleanliness, tolerance, mercy, duration of life, physical strength and memory will all diminish day by day because of the powerful influence of the age of Kali.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.2.1

sri-suka uvaca
tatas canu-dinam dharmah
satyam saucam ksama daya
kalena balina rajan
nanksyaty ayur balam smrtih

Prediction 2:

In Kali Yuga, wealth alone will be considered the sign of a man's good birth, proper behaviour and fine qualities. And law and justice will be applied only on the basis of one's power.
Source: Srirnad Bhagavatarn 12.2.2

vittam eva kalau nrnam
janmacara-gunodayah
dharma-nyaya-vyavasthayam
karanam balam eva hi

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Prediction 3:
Men and women will live together merely because of superficial attraction, and success in business will depend on deceit. Womanliness and manliness will be judged according to one's expertise in sex, and a man will be known as a brahrrana just by his wearing a thread.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.2.3

dampatye bhirucir hetur
mayaiva vyavaharike
stritve pumstve ca hi ratir
vipratve sutram eva hi

Prediction 4:
A person's spiritual position will be ascertained merely according to external symbols, and on that same basis people will change from one spiritual order to the next. A person's propriety will be seriously questioned if he dos not earn a good living. And one who is very clever at juggling words will be considered a learned scholar.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.2.4

lingam evasrama-khyatav
anyonyapatti-karanam
avrttya nyaya-daurbalyam
panditye capalam vacah

Prediction 5:
A person will be judged unholy if he does not have money, and hypocrisy will be accepted as virtue. Marriage will be arranged simply by verbal agreement, and a person will think he is fit to appear in public if he has merely taken a bath.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.2.5

anadhyataivasadhutve
sadhutve dambha eva tu
svikara eva codvahe
snanam eva prasadhanam

Pepe, symbol of religion.

Prediction 6:
A sacred place will be taken to consist of no more than a reservoir of water located at a distance, and beauty will be thought to depend on one's hairstyle. Filling the belly will become the goal of life, and one who is audacious will be accepted as truthful. He who can maintain a family will be regarded as an expert man, and the principles of religion will be observed only for the sake of reputation.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.2.6

dure vary-ayanam tirtham
lavanyam kesa-dharanam
udaram-bharata svarthah
satyatve dharstyam eva hi
daksyam kutumba-bharanam
yaso 'rthe dharma-sevana

Prediction 7:
As the earth thus becomes crowded with a corrupt population, whoever among any of ther social classes shows himself to be the strongest will gain political power.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.2.7

evani prajabhir dustabhir
akirne ksiti-mandale
brahma-vit-ksatra sundaram
yo bali bhavita nrpah

Prediction 8:
Harassed by famine and excessive taxes, people will resort to eating leaves, roots, flesh, wild honey, fruits, flowers and seeds. Struck by drought, they will become completely ruined.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.2.9

saka-mulamisa-ksaudra
phala-puspasti-bhojanah
anavrstya vinanksyanti
durbhiksa-kara-piditah

Prediction 9:
The citizens will suffer greatly from cold, wind, heat, rain and snow. They will be further tormented by quarrels, hunger, thirst, disease and severe anxiety.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.2.10

sita-vatatapa-pravrd
himair anyonyatah prajah
ksut-trdbhyarm vyadhibhis caiva
santapsyante ca cintaya

Prediction 10:
The maximum duration of life for human beings in Kali Yuga will become 50 years.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.2.11

trismad vimsati varsani
paramayuh kalau nrnam

Prediction 11
Men will no longer protect their elderly parents.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.3.42

na rakshishyanti manujah
sthavirau pitarav api

Prediction 12:
In Kali-yuga men will develop hatred for each other even over a few coins. Giving up all friendly relations, they will be ready to lose their own lives and kill even their own relatives.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatarr 12.3.41

kalau kakinike 'py arthe
vigrihya tyakta-sauhridah
tyakshyanti ca priyan pranan
hanishyanti svakan api

Prediction 13:
Uncultured men will accept charity on behalf of the Lord and will earn their livelihood by making a show of austerity and wearing a mendicant's dress. Those who know nothing about religion will mount a high seat and presume to speak on religious principles.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.3.38

sudrah pratigrahishyanti
tapo-veshopajivinah
dharmam vakshyanty adharma-jna
adhiruhyottamasanam

Prediction 14:
Servants will abandon a master who has lost his wealth, even if that master is a saintly person of exemplary character. Masters will abandon an incapacitated servant, even if that servant has been in the family for generations. Cows will be abandoned or killed when they stop giving milk.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.3.36

patim tyakshyanti nirdravyam
bhritya apy akhilottarnam
bhrityam vipannam patayah
kaulam gas capayasvinih

Prediction 15:
Cities will be dominated by thieves, the Vedas will be contaminated by speculative interpretations of atheists, political leaders will virtually consume the citizens, and the so-called priests and intellectuals will be devotees of their bellies and genitals.
Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.3.32

dasyutkrishta janapada
vedah pashanda-dushitah
rajanas ca praja-bhakshah
sisnodara-para dvijah

Despite all of these dark prophecies, there is one good quality in this age of Kali yuga:

kaler dosha-nidhe rajann
asti by eko maha gunah
kirtanad eva krishnasya
mukta-sangah param vrajet

"Although Kali-yuga is an ocean of faults, there is still one good quality about this age: simply by chanting the names of Krishna, one can become free from material bondage and be promoted to the transcendental kingdom." (Source: Srimad Bhagavatam 12.3.51)

chinese restaurant

maybe replace the white nationalist pepe on the middle right with something a bit cleaner looking

Indeed

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Feel like it should be Kekus Vult; for the latin, desu.

well the devs are from the UK so they are cucked. as much as a troll Garry is, he does sjw type shit like forced races.

That knowledge gives Kek superhuman power, now those who talk against Kek will feel the wrath.

very nice

I like this one

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first one I ever made, turned out okay

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in my hemp farm

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May set up forum in next thread.
See if the movement grows.

Keep at it. I can't wait to see the finished product.

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made for my friend, almost done i think

kook? Like cake in estonian.

>tfw shitty camera angle

Better?

You really want to help with the movement ?

yes continue

WE

Praise be unto KEK

damn dude

I think that's all of them m8, unfortunately.

yes very nice

for this one if you chose to add it, maybe omit the MAGA hat. doesn't really fit the deity image

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yes i have this

It's a good one but as a gif it might be more difficult for him to add in

oops I forgot my image

I'll add him next

Is this Pepe good/useful?

Maybe this one?

youtube.com/watch?v=WvbctTRpD0A

Praise kek!!

kekist.freeforums org
See how quickly that gets shut down or grows, whatever happens first.

too low quality

too evil looking

But trips though.............

indeed and abortions are in the domain of Moloch / minerva.

>I think we where just told that that cahracter is useful for moloch stuff, which is evil.

He actually did it the absolute madman
Praise be

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Islam prediction in Bhavishya purana written 5000 years ago.

That city is known as their site of pilgrimage, a place which was Madina or free from intoxication. Having a form of a ghost (Bhuta), the expert illusionist Mahamada appeared at night in front of king Bhojaraja and said: O king, your religion is of course known as the best religion among all. Still I am going to establish another religion by the order of the Lord. The symptoms of my followers will be that they first of all will cut their genitals, have no shikha, but having beard, be cruel, make noise loudly and eat everything. They should eat animals without performing any rituals. This is my opinion. They will perform purificatory act with the musala or a pestle as you purify your things with kusha. Therefore, they will be known as musalman. Thus the adharmic religion will be founded by me. After having heard all this the king came back to his palace and that ghost went back to his place.

indiadivine.org/bhavishya-purana-the-prediction-of-islam/

Add a place for introductions like a normal forum
I am KekusVult now

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Am open to suggestions for what should go there.

Let's get this party started boys

Needs this or Gondola me thinks.

Greatest story ever told

Always remember kids, the comedian is the only one paid to tell the truth

Look at what my captcha thing was

We need a new thread?

I'm spooped.

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