6'+ feet tall

>6'+ feet tall.
>white
>blond
>light eyes.
>native language is the closest to english.

Why aren't you Dutch?

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>native language is the closest to english.
I fucking speak English that shows who is superior

>he doesn't speak multiple languages fluently.

that's probably why no one cares about your island.

The dutch arent blond, and they arent exactly white either.

>kiwi
nah

>sideways french

what did you mean by this?

haha that's a good one.

Dutch written language:
hiijk dick hook duk muik buk

Dutch spoken language:
chu gu hugju churuhu huchu

>Why aren't you Dutch?
Destiny is cruel and likes to laugh at most of us.

Frisian is the closest to English.

kanker homo motte dat in me gezicht kome zegge!

>Dutch

What the hell man who even wants to be Dutch, we're like Danmark. Nice country but irrelevant on the world stage.

Because my parents aren't

Rather be swiss desu senpai

Veel plezier met alle mocros en kakkerlakker.

>5.6
>brown hair
>green eyes
>dark facial hair
>and a fucking arab/jew nose

Yeah really fun

frisian is native to the netherlands, we've got two native languages.
we're leading in horticulture.

I am.

die heb je alleen in de randstad.
back to italy you go.

Says you.

>6.3
>light brown
>light green eyes
>normal facial hair
>not a super gorgeous face, not an ugly one either

Are you a genetically defect version of me?

Glass houses, Sweden.

Swedish written:
humpmi dumpmi du

Swedish spoken:
alluwaha snackbar

topkek broeder

Friesland in het buitenland, present. Nederland is ondertussen best kut geworden met al die Marokkanen.

>Normandy is still very blue-eyed

Really makes you think

Being Danish would be pretty sweet since it's 90% Danish and the Danes are both very right-wing on immigration while still being a developed country while the Netherlands is less than 80% Dutch and is full of pot-smoking retards

The only thing you have going for you is Flevoland, an entire province dredged up from the sea

we don't smoke much pot, that's just the tourists and edgy teenagers.

it's been legal for so long that no one cares about it.

My fathers sode is dutch and lmao I'm
>blonde
>dark blue eyes verging on grey
>6'0 exactly
Thanks for posting this. Always makes me feel great about my genes. Hit the Jack pot

>full of pot-smoking retards
please tell me more about the drugs culture of my country

er zijn vrijwel geen Marokkanen buiten de randstad.

en onze steden zijn toch kanker, behalve Groningen misschien.

Danes and Dutch are not that different except we probably have more shitskins

Waarvoor was Ede laatst ook alweer in het nieuws

Feit. Ik heb zelf ook jaren in Groningen gewoond. Mooie stad.

politieachtervolging ofzo.

youtube.com/watch?v=3j7jGjMN5Vg
Marokkanen zitten overal, niet alleen in de Randstad

Im russian and get all of the benefits as well

I care about the kiwis.

ede is dan ook een vrij grote plaats.

we discovered their island, you can thank us later.

randstad zeg je? ken ja Arnhem/Klein Turkije zeker niet? (we hebben ook de meeste jihad gangers)

Because your flag is just a copy of ours.

no one even knows you exist.

>Nice country but irrelevant on the world stage.

Not really.

We are the moral compass.
Most countries copy what we do 10-20 years later.

Also our tech and transportation sectors are vital to the world economy.

Why would I like to be a swampkike?

Why did they mention us in starsky and hutch
Luxembourg is the most evolved human race in the world. Speaking an average of at least 3 languages, our brains are much bigger. We are what you would call the masterrace

>native language is the closest to english.
>tjiiik neute benedjeit hei jikikjai ahaiiki

Because I don't wish to drown

the dutch, are moroccans

>I don't want to drown.
>lives on an island.

You lot are responsible for Juncker.
>most evolved
Beady Luxers.

> Juncker

come on now Luxembourg, you're not even white.

Should I fuck a cute long blonde Dutchie?

What about all those Indonesians? They seem to pull down every quality of life metric.

you rule the EU after all,
and the Netherlands submits

pic related

>be tall good looking, blue eyed
>still get cucked by manlet morocans and niggers
lol.

Irish master race checking in.

Frisian is closer to English than Dutch

do not trust the Dutch!

>native language is the closest to english.
>we're superior because we almost speak a relevant language

wew lad

> Rather be swiss
No kidding! Switzerland is the only country on earth that I have visited that has a better quality of life than Germany.
For once, returning home, I felt like some poor 3rd worlder, who knew that life was better somewhere else in the world.

what? dutch women aren't interested in sandniggers.

Indonesians integrate really well they behave just like dutch people

frisian is the native language of the netherlands.

youtube.com/watch?v=dPuz1n2LFVs

FUCK THE DUTCH

No problems with Indo's. Most of them are loyal and proud countrymen. From all our former colonies and immigrant waves we received from the 50's onwards, the Indonesians are the most integrated.

Yes a Luxembourgish Masterrace person runs the EU and now comes the plot twist: he is a fucking alcoholoc brainlet.
Now you, if an alcoholic brainlet Luxembourgish person is more capable of running the Eu than all the other nations high iq people what does that say about Luxembourg?
That we are superior and the masterrace. So kneel down and be thankful that I even communicate with you. Maybe you learn something.

Go smoke some weed hippy

but i am

>Why aren't you Dutch?

Because I dont want be a cuck for Islam and the EU.

Are you okay Dutchman? You're flag looks kind of sick.

Nick?

>6'+ feet tall
>white
>light brown
>blue eyes
>speak English and German along with my native langauge

Why don't you shut the fuck up?

>Dutch
Deutsch. You better learn to speak properly, autismo-bro.

>tfw 5'10

Are you Ismael or something you fucking Quran kike?

Migrated.

>6'+ feet tall.
>white
>blond
>light eyes.
>native language is superior compared to other languages

Why aren't you Finnish?

>Also our tech and transportation sectors are vital to the world economy

HAHAHA OH WOW

>6'+ feet tall.
Reads: 6feet+ feet tall.

...

great song, love it,especially the fuck the dutch part

almost all big tech companies are American...
just the other day some Dutch tech company was bought by an American tech company

there are fewer and fewer NL companies left man, all turning American

but don't complain man, soon your country will replace itself with Islam,mullatoes , and the 3rd world

no way is this accurate. Most of UK is not dominated by blue-green eyes.

Imagine how much money your nation would save on ink if you ditched those umlauts. Millions of dollars a year shaved from the government budget.

Nederlands

>Deutsch
>Using an English word to describe your own language like the cuck you are.

Of Luxemburg is so great, then why do you permit half of Africa to live on government welfare inside your borders?
Short of moving to West Africa, I have never seen so many useless, idle blacks just standing around all day shooting the shit with each other and doing nothing.

>Corruption leads to corruption because smart.

Well done Luxembourg. You get a gold star.

Was, wenn ich dir sagen würde, dass meine sprachlichen Fähigkeiten, was die deutsche Sprache angeht, die von 95% der deutschgebürtigen Bevölkerung übertreffen?
Luxemburger sind dem deutschen Volke sogar in ihrer eigenen Sprache überlegen, was wohl oder übel mit dem Fakt zusammenhängt, dass Luxemburger die tatsächliche Herrenrasse ist und ihr nichts weiter als ein Haufen unreiner, von Horden Immigranten verseuchter, Hochstapler seid.
Und nun kniet nieder und küsst die Füsse eurer Nachbarn

>hy sprekket net frysk
Wat
Dyn mem is in homo :DDD

Decked and recked .

>almost all big tech companies are American...

Anyone can write a social media platform.

Only we can develop new chip manufacturing technology.

Almelo, hengelo, enschede, eindhoven, lelystad, almere, zwolle, emmeloord, meppel, steenwijk

Ik kan door gaan.

you get also a Star, but this Star will make you move to Ausschwitz for being a subhuman kek

Inshallah

Shut up Pajeet

Try visiting the deep South in the United States - they're are largest commodity.

>6'+ feet tall.
>white
>blond
>blue eyes.
>German Frisian
>native dialect is the archetype of degenerated Dutch Low German

Holy Kek this one was funny. I knew there have to be atleast a handful German with a sense of humour.
You are already a Islamic State but who am I kidding, you know that already, don't you ahmed?