Brit/pol/ - Alternative für Deutschland Edition

>Theresa May to base her appeal on family, with pledge to help "just managing" families, meaning those families who do not have benefit access but still struggle economically
newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2016/09/theresa-may-wants-help-just-managing-families-start-14p-stealth-tax

>Britain heading for "full Brexit" says Minister
express.co.uk/news/politics/716371/Michael-Fallon-declares-Britain-heading-full-Brexit-deal-finally-cut-all-EU-ties

>Theresa May to pave way for temporary and self-employed workers to have protections under new laws at conference
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/30/theresa-may-paves-way-for-self-employed-and-temporary-workers-to/

>Jeremy Corbyn borrows from Hugo Chavez with "21st century socialism" plans
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-party-conference-speech-21st-century-socialism-council-housing-a7335771.html

>Donald Trump asks for Nigel Farage to help him prepare fro the next debate
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3816822/Send-Nigel-Trump-flies-Farage-help-sharpen-debating-skills-clash-Hillary-Clinton.html

>UK consumer spending up after Brexit vote
bbc.com/news/business-37518089

>Nissan demands compensation for Brexit
theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/30/nissan-hard-brexit-compensation-new-uk-investment-tariffs

>Former Conservative Leader Michael Howard says the UK should not remain a member of the single market after Brexit
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-37493960

>Archbishop of York says Schengen countries are trying to "shunt" migrants to the UK and they should deal with them, not the UK
theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/30/archbishop-of-york-says-eu-countries-are-shunting-migrants-towards-uk

>House price growth slows
theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/30/uk-house-price-growth-slows-demand-cools-brexit-vote-nationwide

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Lopes_Suasso
epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/so-erkennen-sie-eine-nazi-familie-blond-nett-unauffaellig-antideutscher-rassismus-in-apothekenblatt-a1937215.html
youtube.com/watch?v=yVg28azacaM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_tractor
youtu.be/3I1r1Fqs0TQ
youtube.com/watch?v=5NUbou3UG3w
uk.businessinsider.com/brexit-justice-european-union-boris-johnson-2016-9
youtube.com/watch?v=9YIA1i0pBtw
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicultural_London_English
twitter.com/AnonBabble

tony blair
to the hague

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>brit/pol - german edition

Nth for Amelia.

please remove the bottom right multicult propaganda shite

I like Germany desu. Just a shame about its retarded government.

>Donald Trump asks for Nigel Farage to help him prepare fro the next debate

>that will never be your family

Iktf.

Nth for added taurine

AfD propaganda is aesthetic af.

That is actually an anti-AfD poster. For some reason the left in Germany thinks that it is an insulting picture.

No

Two of my grannies were german war brides. Close enough 2bh.

>germany pre 45 =/= any germany since then

What?
Really?

Kek. Leftists are really bad at memes. That's why they will lose the culture war.

>A notable instance of the support of the house of Suasso to the Dutch stadtholders is the loan of two million guilders which Suasso made to William of Orange in 1688 in support of his invasion of England to claim the thrones of King James II

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Lopes_Suasso

Reminder if you support NI Protestants you're supporting the invasion of Britain by a foreign dutch king with foreign continental troops financed by a Jew.

This is what they celebrate every year.

I'm including post 1945 Germany as well.

Yes.

>britain recruits and maintains professional armies of indians, africans and so on for three centuries of success

>germany press gangs murderous slavs, muslims and scandinavian drunkards into the waffen ss, which is defeated in a few years by some illiterate turnip farmers

I think this pic is Cred Forums satire btw. But looking at OP's pic, I'm not sure anymore. Have leftists become stereotypical meme parodies of themselves?

Lads would you volunteer to fight in someone else's war?

So if Argentina invaded Uruguay or something and Uruguay put out a request for people to help, would you go?

>britain
>commenting on the mistreating of minorities
kek

was that actually made by the left?

It looks like satire

>Yes.
What the fuck made them think that was bad for the AFD?

Fuck off Tim. James (the Shit as his own men called him) was a cowardly fuck wit who would have handed the country over to his frog masters.

I mean, it's relatively easy to see why they don't like it from an oblique perspective.

Consider one of those weird pictures with a bunch of smooth-faced Chinamen with giant eyes and grins. Now, what's wrong with that? It just shows a happy society, right? Ha ha.

Artistically, it's pretty obvious that the art-style and to some extent outfits are intended to be reminiscent of propaganda from a regime that wasn't very nice. It's not the presence of a happy white family so much as the 1930s clothing and aesthetics.

Don't know. It is like how this German magazine described "right wing families".

>The pharmacy magazine Baby&Familie featured a report which should help day care centers to identify right wing children and thus help fix them. Three "experts" from the Amadeu Antonio Foundation were involved in creating the article. The article states that identifying characteristics of right wing families are "inconspicuous, blonde, nice, dedicated". The article also shows illustrations of blonde women and girls. It states that characteristics of "right wing" children, especially girls as being "obedient, calm, polite with braids and skirts".

epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/so-erkennen-sie-eine-nazi-familie-blond-nett-unauffaellig-antideutscher-rassismus-in-apothekenblatt-a1937215.html

Reminder that if you don't support NI Protestants, you're a traitor. They want to be British and they need your support.

If Israel (or some other first world country with general western support, I'm not fly off to Iran or something.) decided to invade Saudi Arabia I'd definitely join up.

test

>It looks like satire
Of course it fucking is. Look at the font of "traditionalists" and "the democratic party" compared to the rest of the image.

anyome who flies the nazi faggot windmill flag within a hundred miles of the glorious union jack deserves to be burned at the stake

Yeah I saw this, it had my sides in orbit honestly.

Have you seen some of the shit the American left produces?

I can never be too sure any more.

I think it's ironic.

>tfw no rightwing country to fall back too when SHTF

so where is everyone going to when achmeds go critical?

devon or wales i guess as is tradition

>hating this hard on a Christian cross
JIDF please go.

NI Protestants would hate Britain as it is entirely different to Northern Ireland.

Two separate nations at this point in terms of the how the people operate in these areas.

London.

When it all kicks off I'll be fighting lad.

triggered

Couldn't we just starve the Ahmeds into submission? They are all in the cities, all you would have to do is deny them food transport.

Even 'republicans' want to be British nowadays. Srs.

No one wants to be a part of being cucked out of 14 billion Eurobucks. Or live in a society that treats it's citizens like customers for big business.

And our lads are too racist. It's driving people way from being pro-union even though that's the sensible decision. They support the union but think we'll never accept them and they're right, thanks to all the hatred.

Burger here, I've seen too much shit from South America to help any of them, but when the Germans uncuck themselves and start purifying Deutschland again, I will be going. I know it's the right thing to do and I couldn't live with myself, win or lose, if I didn't try to establish the rightful hierarchy of white persons.

It is, they reversed the flag. This triggers me something fierce.

>planning to run away instead of staying and fighting for the nation
typical white boi

Northern Ireland

ITS HAPPENING

STYX FIRING SHOTS AT ALEXANDER

>NI Protestants would hate Britain
I'm sure you know all about ow we view Britain.

This.

gotta get get the family out first..not that you'd know anything about that tyrone

wew lads filling in my navy application as we speak.
Chose oceanographer as my rating..
Any navy boys wanna give me some tips for navy life?

Soul crushing. Spine chilling stuff. Totally consumed with hate and resentment for what is noble, beautiful and happy, or even human. What degenerate animals. It's hard to view them as fully human, just soulless, spiritless cattle. But why do they feel the need to force it on everyone else like the brainwashed drones that they are though. Something is missing from their humanity. Maybe they are just sociopaths.

I'm planning to join the Navy after my degree
Doing an Engineering Degree to keep my options open

Not sure if I want to go in as an Engineer, Deck Officer, or join the Commandos.

If anyone has any advice I'd love to hear it as well desu.

You clearly don't know the rest of the UK (and the world for that matter) view you either. That picture you have clearly shows it.

It's not in itself hate for what's noble, beautiful and happy. It's just a slightly more subtle "ur a nazi lol"

Good man. Sink some boats for us.

Yes "Wie die AfD leben Mochte" Translates to "As the AfD want to live

I suppose a traditional German family is some kind of joke to the left now

Bleach your asshole

Lads now that we have the QE Class Carriers should we rebuild the Warspite and Hood as part of the carrier fleet?

The left really have revoked sanity.

I know they don't really give a fuck. A few of the more patriotic folk will occasionally watch a loyalist song on youtube and say no surrender.

Around 50% of Scotland (at least) supports NI Unionists and the Ulster Scots.

its a fucking hindu good luck symbol you filthy germanboo

godless
dumb
nazi
scum

go worship your faggot austrian socialist somewhere else kid

There are no countries to fall back to. The only white countries are in Europe and Australasia. We have to fight here.

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>its a fucking hindu good luck symbol you filthy germanboo
not a NatSoc faggot but the Swastika has been a part of Eurasian culture for at least 2000 years now.

Its not unique to Hinduism and its based on the rotation of the big dipper around the North Star

Strong family values have become the counter-culture thanks to the leftist's insanity.

Maybe a couple of decades ago. Doubt they still care.

Going to need a source for that as orange order marches are generally disliked and have small numbers in Scotland. NI only has 34000 oo members meaning it is incredibly small number of the population.

>my regicide with a foreign king is fine because we thought he was a 'shit'

wew traitors much

Wish all these Irish would bugger off and stop posting about their stupid troubles

No one gives a toss

>we thought he was a 'shit'
We didn't think that, his own soldiers did.

The Order has fallen away, that much is true, but football is more than football up here.

Rangers support ranges from around 40-60% of the population here and we are incredibly Unionist and always have been.

Our supporters groups sing Sash songs constantly etc.

People still care, we just don't join The Lodges or the Order.

Traitorous soldiers then, they should have all been hung

Rangers fans are pond life scum

MAKE GREAT BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN!

I don't worship anyone but God my dude. And the swastika is a Christian symbol, as you can clearly see from the pic of Lamach Abbey. It's not exclusive to hinduism either. Buddhists use it as well. It's a universal symbol of the human spirit and there is not a jew on this earth who will ever be able to intrude negative connotations onto my consciousness.

>they should have all been hung
I agree

Has that retarded spaniard left yet?

This its about as fiery and interesting as the Norwich rivalry Ipswich now.

GOTT MIT UNS

yes

>Rangers fans are pond life scum
We forced Aberdeen to applaud God Save the Queen in our last match.

A burger made this for me in a thread earlier this year or late last and I've held onto it ever since.

Its a good pic.

Rangers are retards though, usually uneducated, illiterate drinkers that wreck locations if they lose their game. No different from Celtic or some other shit football team that no cares about.

The point I'm trying to make is that these are minority things and the majority population hates this this sort of shit.

It is like the joke when they were demolishing Wembly stadium in where they spent millions to do it when they could have had their last game against Scotland and demolished it for nothing.

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>They want to be British and they need your support.

So do tens of millions of darkies and pakis, but I wouldn't support them.

Why should I support people living in Ireland who are trying to convince themselves that they're not Irish?

youtube.com/watch?v=yVg28azacaM

It's in no way possible that it's an allusion to naziism. Not at all. They just hate the idea of a white family. Definitely. They won't be happy until the only white person in every family is the father (to his wife's son.)

(As distinct from the idea that there should be only white traditional German families, since enforcing that idea would require something close to naziism anyway.)

>usually uneducated, illiterate drinkers
I'll give you this much if you're referring to the ones that go to games, but that's mainly due to Scotland as a whole being the worst it has ever been at this moment in time.

Its honestly pathetic and it kills me to know that we went from the Scottish Enlightenment to this.

The Second City of the Empire is a disgrace right now.

Nigel helping Trump hone his skills? Man, this election is turning out to be so cool.

So nothing like England fans then. Stop being a faggot. There's nothing wrong with a bit of high test aggression. Even the Queen supports Rangers.

>Rangers are retards though, usually uneducated, illiterate drinkers

They're Scottish, what the fuck do you expect?

Left out a bit about how it's stuffy.

Consider a British version where the father wears a suit and smokes a pipe. There's a stepford vibe underlying the whole thing because it's not how normal people, even normal white middle class people, live.

(Though t-b-f it's a million times better than the continued Americanization of British culture.)

The whole UK is like this now. It has fallen like a stone and I honestly believe that Brexit will the straw that breaks the camel's back. We are so utterly divided not just in ideas and areas but in whole communities.

Shitty governments are not helping (though every nation is having this at the moment due to career politicians).

Fuck off, there were a few dozen people turned out at your shitebag event in George Sq in Glasgow last year, no-one gives a fuck about these doss cunts and the sooner they are removed from our society the better.

We're Irish and British in the same way you are English and British.

We don't want to be British, we are British.

here's some 5 minute oc

>Rangers support ranges from around 40-60% of the population here and we are incredibly Unionist and always have been.

Rangers ceased to be an active football club in 2012 when it went bust owing tens of millions of pounds to hundreds of creditors.

Are you conflating them with the 'The Rangers', founded in 2012?

>country
>not Nation
Change it now lad.

We really need something to change.

I don't know what but I want to see the Union regain its former glory.

You are trying to be ironic, but you are actually just making a freudian slip.

>we are a country not a union
>posts the union jack
wew

Yes, I'm clearly of the left. That's why I'm inclined to support outright deportation of Muslims just to improve social cohesion among whites and rebuild the idea of British society.

Workers of the world unite!

British Workers Commonwealth when?

>bringing this tired old debate to Brit/pol/
It was settled a long time ago, and even if you were to be correct the support and the Unionist support for the club would not change at all.

What point were you trying to make here?

When all else is chaos and shitposting brit/pol will stand alone

>I honestly believe that Brexit will the straw that breaks the camel's back.

What the fuck does that mean? You think the EU was the thing holding us together?

>for and from the club
fix'd

I assumed he was referring to it showing the Nation how divided our opinions are on so many issues.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_tractor

Steering asteroids into shitskin countries when?

>giving him a you

hows that?

Soz. I can't even tell what's satire anymore the left have become so parodic. Carry on.

I'm just trying to kill it before it starts lad, I don't want to see Brit/pol/ turn into some horse shit debate about whether or not a football club was founded in 2012.

are they trying to slander a perfectly healthy family in that pic?

I doubt enough people give a shit for that to become a dominant topic of conversation

You could make the case that it was. When we're in the EU, we can all agree to hate the EU. Outside it, what'll we do?

We could continue to hate the EU, but it's a bit pathetic, like Russia pretending it's still a superpower. (Or everyone including us and the yanks pretending Russia's still the USSR to satisfy our own fantasies.)

You've clearly never seen the amount the cunts will spam once they get started.

>What point were you trying to make here?

I'm pointing out that Rangers FC ceased to exist in 2012 after it entered administration and subsequent liquidation.

I would have thought it self-evident, no?

>Archbishop of York says Schengen countries are trying to "shunt" migrants to the UK and they should deal with them, not the UK

>mfw a black African is more concerned with preserving Britain's heritage than any native

They are literally British though. It's the RA that are the invaders.

>perfectly healthy family

Are you serious?

To begin with, they're all blonde. That's problematic.

Secondly, none of the children are dressed in gender-neutral clothing, and the one on the left is dressed in racist traditional dress.

The woman is presented as baking a cake (why didn't HE do it?)

Also, there's a gun

Rangers is not a company. It's an idea.

>CatholicInsight.

Fuck off Cred Forums, idiot.

To be fair, Nationalist-in-chief Wings Over Scotland did have a point when he said the way the Scottish media have been so circumspect about mentioning the demise of the company is indicative of how shit and dishonest the Scottish press are in general.

Based Bishop John. This kills the leftist.

>The archbishop praised David Cameron’s policy of giving aid to Middle Eastern nations to help refugees stay in their home countries.

>In comments that could spark criticism from refugee groups, Sentamu said that Britain should begin naval patrols of the Libyan coast to prevent people smuggling.

>“What I never understood is, given the ability and the number of British ships we’ve got, why aren’t they patrolling the coast around Libya to stop people getting into boats?” he asked.

I'm a shitskin and I STILL don't get what the problem with this vision is.

Let them marry and have kids in peace. Fuck.

Are any of you on YouGov?

Its unreal how cucked that site is.

You're obviously taking the piss, but people dressing like that family in CURRENT YEAR would raise some questions.

Like an entire household of TheReportOfTheWeek's

Pack your bags mate

any other bikers here?

Had this for 3 weeks now.

>tfw retarded EU laws means I have to wait till I'm 24 to have full access license

>jesus would be shitposting on Cred Forums today

>tfw sending free bibles and shit in the post to your mates

Its a simple kek, but a good one

Honourary.

You're too busy typing when you should be listening. Clearly, you don't yet recognise your own privilege. It is important to know what somebody of color has to say on the subject. You're as bad, frankly worse, as the problematic family. So am I. I can never understand. But I can listen.

What kind of shit do you get sent to them?

Christianity is the anti-jew. Atheism is jewish. You should know that better rhan anyone my ex-(((soviet))) friend.

Put £20 on Trump winning lads. Odds were 15/8.

Reckon i did a good job?

Sorry for New ID, swite to phone.

Anyway I just go on websites that give you free shit, put their name and address in. Anything from hand lotion to dog food to bibles.

>Christianity is the anti-jew

And the Quran is anti-Muslim. Sure, buddy.

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>It's the RA that are the invaders.
not a RA supporting user here but clearly the RA's ancestors were on that land before the Union even existed

Commandos is great if you can tough it out. Get training now, the physical fitness required is obscene. My mate got in, very fit guy. Lasted six weeks.

If we all hate it then why would we stay in. We can still hate it now. And it's an us versus the world mentality. That's unifying and creates a much more distinct and secure identity than being a province of a foreign empire that exports over a million colonists to you every single year.

I have 3 years left of the degree lad, and that's if I choose not to go for the MEng.

How fucking cruel can you be?
Forcing a life of downs on someone.

Rate this one that I definitely did not steal from some meme factory in Poland.

Its just leftist virtue signalling, she probably hates the kid.

>Christianity is Jewish
You defeat yourself. I don't even need to bother trying.

I don't think they need lawyers in dudeweedland, user.
No, but seriously. If Kenyans screamed each time a Kalenjin married another Kalenjin there'd be no stopping.

This is all so fucking crazy and it's painful to see relatives drink the koolaid and ask for more.

Breddy gud/10 lad.

I'm stealing it.

also
>in Poland
I'm glad you're using white nations to make your memes instead of shitskin ones.

We should outsource to Eastern Europe more if we are outsourcing at all.

I dunno, if you get one of the grinning window licking ones it might be kinder than having a normal child who's going to realize how horrible things really are one day.

>If we all hate it then why would we stay in.
Ask Scotland

delusion to keep her sane.
>why should we get rid of people who can't look after themselves, can't work and need supervision long after i am dead?

Downs people aren't unhappy, they're too stupid for that

Well they're there now and there's nothing anyone can do about it, just like scots irish or scousers. At the end of the day, we're all celts on these islands more or less.

The guardian would run out of writers

Lads, I'm fucking broken

I don't understand how she could do this to me

Scottish Nationalism is falling hard with the SNP's recent shit.

trust me lad, we'll be unionists by the end of the 2020's

She's a woman.
That's how.

Just stop caring about her.

Its time to focus on yourself.

Take up sports or start heading to the gym, focus on your studies or work, improve yourself and your life will improve.

You'll find someone you deserve only when you become the person you deserve to be.

The opinions of irish catholic traitors are irrelevant to British national identity.

>Christianity is Jewish

Yes, it's the same monotheistic sandreligion bullshit.

Why would you expect reason from a cunt?

>Thunderstorm outside
I love this time of year

What happened la?

>we'll be unionists by the end of the 2020's
You'll still have an SNP government, take my word for it. The other parties are such a shitshow that it's inevitable. Sturgeon could eat an English baby alive (or worse, take off all her clothes) at FMQs and people would still think "Well, at least it's not First Minister Dugdale."

It was largely a joke as to staying in something you always complain about.

Though there's the relevant point that Irish whinging about the British is far more pathetic than Scottish (despite the fact the Irish got more shit historically) since it's "over now", and the same would apply with the EU.

Don't ever try to understand women.
>Voting labour AFTER Iraq.

It's sunny as fuck in NI, considering a wee bbq.

No it's not. Otherwise jews would all convert instead of trying to destroy it and there would be no more problems in the West.

Women are all backstabbing sluts. 2D is where it's at.

Do you live in the South-East?

soon

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>You'll still have an SNP government, take my word for it
We won't.

The Cons are looking good up here and, although they're not actually right wing conservatives, they're a good sight better than the SNP

Meanwhile in the real world.

>trust me lad, we'll be unionists by the end of the 2020's
I pray to christ this happens.

The Cons are not going to win 2020. 2025 is the earliest the SNP will fall.

Remember what a shambles Labour were even by 2003, then remember they still won re-election.

90% of support for the SNP is based on a single policy of theirs that no-other party offers.

As soon as Scotland actually gains independence, support for the SNP will evaporate.

>I don't understand how she could do this to me

BECAUSE YOU FELL IN LOVE WTH YOUR IDEA OF HER. SHE WAS JUST A FANTASY LAD.

WOMEN ARE NAUGHT BUT A COLLECTION OF THEIR FRIENDS OPINIONS AND A SERIES OF EMOTIONAL HALLUCINATIONS.

Sorry, 2021. (They won't win 2020 in Scotland either, though they might take some seats. They'll win 2020 UK wide with a Majority of 200+ lel)

Nah, there's a substantial minority of unionists who vote SNP because they know the policy is to hold a referendum and they like the SNP in devolved government (because they're not the Conservatives and they're far more competent than Labour.)

This

I will vote for a centre party when we get our independence

Is this real? I need some.

I know that user, but they will start to fall n 2020, although they'll still be in power, 2025 we'll see a split.

2020 is likely to be better for us than Hollyrood was this year, a lot better with the recent scandals.

We're all counting on you deutschbro. The Continent isn't going to uncuck itself.

>cherrypicking
good try, russia.

It's the Union Flag. It's only called the Union Jack when it's on a ship.

eh, most of the recent scandals have been bullshit. depends whether people only read the headlines or not.

>"woman sells house for profit" was headline news for long enough
one almost wishes the SNP implemented a true one party sate just so whoever made that editorial decision would be gulag'd

captcha: ree mexico

>there's a substantial minority of unionists who vote SNP

I can confirm this to be absolute 100% complete and utter horseshit.

There is not a single unionist who votes SNP. That's like saying there are multiculturalists who vote for UKIP.

>There is not a single unionist who votes SNP.
How are you defining a unionist here?

If you're talking orange order union-jack-in-the-garden types, obviously not.

If you're talking middle-class "very sensible people" who voted "no" because of the pound, that group is very much extant. if they thought independence would make them better off, they'd take it, but they voted "no" so they are for the broadest possible purposes unionist.

>mfw I remember the DUP funded this which was circulated in the whole of the UK (I'm assuming so, I live in NE England)
>mfw I put it up in my window

based.

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Unionist Scots are the worst people on this planet. They are a sneivling miserable traitorous cancer which needs to be eradicated.

They do not love Scotland or want the best for her.

Any rare Woes lads?

James II was a Catholic.

>mfw Northern Ireland was the only country in the uk to have a leader that supported Brexit

>when
In the overwhelmingly unlikely event that you get another indyref and actually win it, you will be joining the EU the next day. So you will have a window of about a night to enjoy independence between leaving a smaller union that respects your national identity until you are fully assimilated into a globalist superstate that has the elimination of national identity as its stated primary ideological objective.

But nationalist Scots are all socialist cucks

>wants to be independent
>in order to rejoin the EU

One cuck state in the British Isles is enough

>Rhebel Scum are the worst people on this planet. They are a sneivling miserable traitorous cancer which needs to be eradicated.
>They do not love Scotland or want the best for her.
ftfy

>you will be joining the EU the next day

That would depend upon who formed the first government of an independent Scotland, no?

>tfw hate women but the idea of being intimate with a man sickens me (no offence)

Anyone else know this feel? Are we just destined to be alone .. forever?

>Farage mentoring Trump for debates

This fucking year is great. Also morning, lads.

I need the haggis meme anyone have it?

left wing ones are.

the EU policy is more nuanced than that. if you want scottish independence, it's infinitely easier to take the "UK first" route especially if you want it quickly.

it's less being pro-EU out of a love for europe, and more being crazy-pragmatic about that goal.

remember, for the SNP it's never - and will never - be "independence so we can...", it's always just "independence", independence is the goal, not the means. (obviously for many members and many independence supporters, independence is a means to an end, but for the SNP itself independence IS the end.)

I got 11/4

>rHebel

Why do you base your political view based on what football team you support

Made this for an upcoming D&D session, I figured you lads would appreciate it so here.

All the Scottish parties are pro-EU. 60% of scots voted Remain. You will be bending over for the Brussells jew before your hangover's cleared. Regardless, the Scottish economy is too inextricably integrated with the rUK and EU both. It's not viable on its own.

breddy gud

t. Auden

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It's more to do with religion and national identity. They don't identify with Scotland or Britain. They're not interested in what's best for Scotland or Britain. They're purely motivated by a feeling of otherness and resentment, largely a false consciousness agitated by politicians for their own ends.

what do you think of bercow lads?

You are proven wrong by the fact that the SNP gets a larger percentage of votes in elections than voted Yes in indyref.

Want him to be PM

>there are multiculturalists who vote for UKIP
Also Douglas Cuckswell, Ukip's only MP, is a civic nationalist cuckservative.

>When you're trying to watch TV but the lefties are too loud

He's the only man who can bring order IMO

Good speaker shame his wife cucks him so often.

Do commandos for a couple of years then go as an engineer.

Good speaker but he's dodgy as fuck and practices favoritism

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My issue with that is Engineer's can never captain a ship and tbqh I'd love to either command a Commandos squad or Captain one of our ships.

Brit/pols so dead no one will know I once voted for Tony Blair

bloody hell

No longer correct, Union Jack has become so ubiquitous even when not flown at sea that the BBC has taken to referring to the flag as that at all times.

So how do we stop Brexit then lads?

We don't.

Try shooting an MP. Pretty sure that'd work.

I actually still go into fits of rage about it

I am so angry racism won

>3 years
Get training now.

No one cares. Union Jack makes it sound like you are personal friends with the flag. Much better.

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I'm joining the uni gym, joining the MMA and rugby clubs as well

if I have time on top of that I'll be joining the Sailing club.

Believe me I am getting training now.

youtu.be/3I1r1Fqs0TQ

Make sure you choose your trade carefully, it's hard to switch branches once you're in, they're always looking for engineer ratings though and they treat WEs quite well. Never worked with oceanographers desu

What's WE?
I was thinking about engineering but as gay as it sounds I think oceanography will have me travelling the most and that's what I wanna do
Hopefully i'll end up in antartica :3

If you've done an engineering degree, AIB would raise some serious questions if you applied for anything other than that branch
Lots of people want to join the RM for the glory and quickly find out its a lot of work for the rest of your career

Weapons engineering

I just want to serve my country.

I'm planning to join the University Royal Navy unit.

I only took an Eng degree because it kept my options open within the navy to be quite honest.

youtube.com/watch?v=5NUbou3UG3w
JUST

Could a character come along and do to the Conservative Party what Trump has done to the Republican Party?

We blew away our chance.

Only if KEK is strong enough.

Oh right. It does sound cool but I think oceanography will have me travelling the most,no?

>catholic pm
Nah

Tbh all May has to do is do what she says she's going to do and it would be a goat step in the right direction.

Depends if Trump wins or not. If he does win I think we'll see a wave of Trumpism hitting the west, with politicians who are actually like him popping up and some traditional politicians acting like him in order to get votes.

Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

No, fuck off commie

If doubles, I'll do it myself.

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Well perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot an MP before voting the country out of the EU.

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uk.businessinsider.com/brexit-justice-european-union-boris-johnson-2016-9

This totally isn't a scam, right guys?

If you're a jew, yes. If you're a goy, sadly no.

Who /loyalscot/ here?

Are you sure that is what you want? I would like a return to discussion and general polite discourse in politics. Trump is going to set back the right for decades to come.

Me mate. Love being on the winning side

Yup, some loser who can't get a job scamming other bumsore lefties by looks of things.

Will 23rd June be a bank holiday?

>gf of 4 years used, lied to and manipulated me for months cause she needed someone to help her set her up in her dream job
>basically woke up one day and went "yeah i don't love you anymore, sorry about not mentioning it earlier, it's absolutely got nothing to do with me finding out my job is secure just 2 weeks ago" and fucked off
>tfw i was looking at engagement rings 3 days before this
that's what i get for trusting women

WE ARE THE FUCKING PEEPUL. KAT DIRTY FENIAN SCUM

Nope it will be national salt day. With endless hit pieces "Brexit a year on", "Life after Brexit" etc. With smug people decending on seaside towns in England, asking toothless fat people "Are you happy?", "What has changed?" and "Do you hate darkies?"?

>he thinks this is winning
Wish you all the best though.

Dodged a bullet there, she could have said all that while you were down on one knee.

Till the death.

Corbyn is by far the most anti Israeli party leader in British politics ever.

With the way the Tories select their leader? No chance.

Don't paint us all with the same brush ya English bastard. DAS RACIST.

Girls love not for who you are but what you are. You have to be that person.

>SNP are totally inadequate as government because they've given Scotland the largest deficit of any developed nation
>People still vote for SNP because "MUH INDEPENDENCE"

Wish Scotland would just fucking leave to be honest. All the loyalists can live in Northumberland

I'm pro-israeli if anything. Israel isn't the problem. The diaspora is.

Can we ban Scottish posters? I don't mind Welsh or Irish accents but Scottish accents are just ugh.

I can't read any of their posts without almost throwing up.

Why can't they get over the fact they lost. These people are truly deluded.

>United Kingdom
>not a union
wew desu

>Northumberland
bit harsh that

>English
I'll knack yer ballix clean in, so a will.

Just watched someone pour the milk in first lads - should I ask for a replacement?

For the tea, or the person?

Also yes.

>Putting milk in tea

Disgusting

First off, that shit isn't multi-culti. It shows that we successfully recruited uncivilised peoples of Africa and Asia to fight for our success and prosperity.

Secondly, the British Empire was a good thing for many of these nations - we brought them security and trade, a chance for them to prosper.

If you're anti-Empire, I suggest you buy a length of rope and promptly hang yourself you traitorous fuck.

Fuckin do wan mate; there will be nae baws getting kicked unner ma watch ya manky basturt

Was thinking both?

>HAVEN YE GOR ENY
These "people" are not human.

It makes me cringe, it's only the scots who feel the need to write the way they talk, it's dindu "african american vernacular english" tier shit. It serves absolutely zero purpose.

I know scottish cultural cringe is a real thing but where does it come from? Is it an inferiority complex?

Israel has to go. An apartheid state with no legitimacy.

The United Kingdom literally is a union.

Maybe "we're a nation, not a supranational, undemocratic artifice"

They just want to be distinct from the English. They are eternally butthurt.

To be fair, anytime I'm on holiday I always get better treatment alongside the Irish against the English. You fellas haven't got the best rep overseas.

You do realise that Scots is a language of its own, right? It's very closely related to English but it has plenty of differences and its own orthography.

I always do that with coffee because it's quicker (put the milk in the mug while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil / the coffee to brew)

But yeah with tea it's not so good because it reduces the temperature of the water meaning the tea doesn't steep as well

You're a heathen and you're not British. Get out.

Scottcuck detected.

Britain=England
Wales=England
NI=Scotland=England

> Scots is a language of its own, right?

Not this fucking meme again

I actually don't understand it, the negative British stereotypes (such as hypocrisy) are concentrated even more in the Scots

Dunno mate, might have been good ol' Mel Gibson and Braveheart that done it for us.

what the fuck

I think so

People here (I'm English in Wroclaw, Poland) do seem to assume the Scots are the good ones with the sense of humour.

Hilarious isn't it? Putting on a funny accent is now considered a language.

Autism.

youtube.com/watch?v=9YIA1i0pBtw
Ignore eternal English butthurt, Scots is top notch.

Meanwhile in Glasgow

What dream job

Look mate, even if it were true the scotniggers on the internet who choose to write as they speak aren't even using "proper" scots, so it's irrelevant

>wikipedia
Nice try.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicultural_London_English
This is another meme "language" you can achieve by putting on a silly accent.

>they've given Scotland the largest deficit of any developed nation

Eh, that would be the UK government that would be responsible for that, economy is not a devolved matter.

Fucking Nigels.

shit what happened?

Scotku dropped his heroine down the drain

I can see the smoke from my window, what's going on?

Spending is, however, and more recently some tax-related powers

Tax raising powers aren't devolved but don't pretend that's the only component to reducing a deficit

Are you there for the cheap beer

I'm not Scottish but I value every member of the UK, and you are a separationist cunt so I suggest you go fuck yourself

This

Dunno.

some dude on Twitter says he saw a car on fire drive past him at full speed. So I assume a petrol bomb?

Every expert cited in this is a woman

Scots is a dialect.