Why did hitler wear a cape

No one cared who he was until he put on the cape.

why not wear a coat like a normal person

he looks like a fucking autist

because he was an autist

First time Baneposting has made me laugh.

Because a cape is quicker to take off and doesn't wrinkle your under clothes

Because he was an hero

Superheroes wear capes. That's what they do.

Stay mad kike he looks fabulous

Because moon

70+ years later and the global jew is still completely buttblasted by hitler, has there ever been a more based man?

he was a super hero

woah, that actually makes sense. thanks.

not yet, maybe some day, but I doubt it.

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The only thing the Jews hate as much as Hitler is Christ.

HUGO
BOSS

>he looks like a fucking autist
You look like an autist, OP.

You have to admit, their uniforms were sharp as fuck.

Got (((international finance))) on my left

communist Jews on my right

We're outnumbered 5 to 1

and here I am just buying time

That's a cpoak not a cape. Cloaks are used as clothes for warmth, while capes are for fags.

>this will never be real
just

With this cape he want to recall the knights.

Kasier wore one

>this will never be real
but it is

What manga is this?

He's The Superman

because capes weren't ruined by fedora-wearing sperglords back then.

Their uniforms were cool.

this fucking hat

Hitler saw the skyline of Paris as a soldier in WW1

he never saw it again until 1940

fag. image

Cause he's a badass

Not all heroes wear a cape.

But some do.

We suffer more what he did today than perhaps if he had done nothing. To me he had the right idea but underachieved it

He looks like he has a miniature deformed right hand

google "hitler mahjong manga"

/fa/ as fuck

Nice try, Malta. He actually escaped to South America and died of natural causes as an old man.

the Kaiser was semi based, he didn't take steps to protect his people from the Jewish influence

both world wars could have been avoided if he didn't shelter gods chosen people

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>le hitler is to blame for what he tried to stop meme
yeah the globalists would just have stayed put otherwise

>buttblasted
kek

its true though, because he was such a charasmatic orator he completly BTFO'd them, they say "it could never happen again" but really all his speeches completley resonate with the climate today, anti poltiicians who've been destroying the country for decades, anti (((bankers))) etc. etc.

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being backstabbed by Jews and in turn, losing WW1 is certainly one of the harder red pills that a man could take

Is this the battle swag thread?

That's a cloak not a cape.

>implying Jesus wasn't a ploy to get the goys to worship their Jew god

its amazing how many lies can nazis fabricate

He was the Lando Calrissian of Earth

/thread

Because it was a different time when people wore different things. Are you guys seriously this retarded?

All true heroes wear capes

You are an idiot. It is well known that Wilhelm II and Hitler did not get along. But you are making the GIGANTIC mistake that anti-semitism and nazism are the same. There where thousands of antisemites who were not nazi's. In fact, it was pretty normal in the 1800s and beginning of 1900s to be an anti-semite, their curse was well known. among most people, especially Monarchs, for their trickery with finance and debt.

he's cosplaying M.bison

youtube.com/watch?v=x8OmxI2AYV8&index=7&list=WL

If you're interested in Jewish involvement in WW1, listen to this Jew

>implying a modern dictator would wear hoodies and trackies

Can anyone show me a cape clad superhero that existed before this picture?
Also the answer is it was cold and it's a cloak not a cape.
It's like the difference between a bowler and a fedora.
Completely pointless and autistic.

Because heroes wear capes.

He died because his cape got stuck in bunker's air vent.

1) It looks badass.
2) Germany gets cold.
3) Royalty historically wears capes in various cultures.
4) He knew awesome manga would be made about him in the future. 80D holochess, senpai.

>Completely pointless and autistic.
Nope.

A cloak is an old fashioned overcoat. It's to protect from the rain and wind. A cape is what superheros wear to look cool. They're not the same thing.

88D*

Because he was Europe's best hope. Now we await the rise of His heir...

Der Endsieg kommt!
SIEG HEIL!

it's nice to be reminded, every once in a while at least, that not every jew is a degenerate piece of filth.

What did he mean or think?

If they dedicate their lives to exposing Jewish plots and they convert to Christianity, as Benjamin H. Friedman did, they can be great people
He knew that pic related was the absolute truth

he needs something he can dramatically discard when the match is about to begin so you know shit is going down

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It cool feel like batmen

watched that shitty movie with my wife, should have known it was going to end with racemixing propaganda

That was Mengele you dip.

He was the hero Germany needed, but not the one they deserved.

Nazi Germany was literally the beta uprising, what else do you expect

Why don't i?

Yeah because two different people couldn't do the same thing, right?

what?

>beta uprising
>nearly killed off all the kikes
ok kike

>1945
>being a copycat

What are you smoking, bud?

The entirety of the story of Christ is Him pissing off the kikes by teaching the goyim how to get God's gift, and them subsequently trying to kill Him.

Was part of the uniform.

Idk how the hell jews brainwash you Eurocucks but this guy don't look like autist in op's photo

K(kk)

Back then a heavy cloak could help slow a projectile from far away.

Hitler escaped to South America and died of natural causes as an old man.

How much clearer do I have to be in my posts? Are we both speaking English?

>not copying a successful plan
Why though?

Nigger, Gaddafi wore pyjamas ffs.

Because its fucking badass.

jaja, bucken dich fur das Fuhrer

Hey SHITLER; who did your fucking painting in the background? A limp wristed faggot; it's fucking horribly done. Looks like it was hand done by a teenage retard.

tbqh, hitler was a very modest dictator unlike these tropico style one's we have today lol

Because he's /fa/ and because it keeps you warm during the cold weather.

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>tfw a big picture of this isn't over the Volkshalle

>ywn have as much dictatorial swag as Qaddafi

>Hitler escaped to South America and died of natural causes as an old man.
Proof?

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Cute
You fuckers killed him just because he want gold based system thing

/fa/ Goebbles

The US Army has an Army Regulation AR 670-1 which governs the wear and appearance of a soldier. Surprisingly there are actually capes that officers can wear. I never actually seen an officer wear one however.

Picture is the official cape they're allowed to wear with the current dress blues.

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I'm not proud of it

/fa/ Himmler

Capeshit=rebbit
Hitler=rebbitor
You know this is true

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Because all great heroes wear capes

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My mistake, pyjamas and military uniform caricatures.

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dat quality

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He was an autist

Someone post the pic of Wojak next to some quotes from people who knew Hitler which make him seem like the typical Cred Forums user

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Because he was a superhero.

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I have the /r9k/ version

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>asutrian meme manlet
What the fuck was his problem?

it's a super hero thing

wow. Compensating for something?

Bane?

Because he was an asshole

Amazing machine, too bad the germans was obsessed with those heavy weapons instead of just spamming enough panzer IVs to make the allies cry "OMG panzer spam rush OP, you fucking cheesing piece of shit, gg" into ragequit

5'9" was not manlet height 100 years ago

Doktor mengle, ish bin NSDAP

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what the fuck are you smoking, look at the pictures with hitler standing near someone

It was
kek manlets when will they learn

Hmm I doubt it their plans were still the same he just happened to delay the jews for awhile.

keep in mind the people in the back rows are standing on a staircase

Why doesn't Obama?

His social skills were excellent, you'd know that if you knew his story. he wasn't an autist, he was a visionaire.

>why did hitler wear a cape
swag

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because he was an ubermensch

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he was the hero we needed, not the one we deserved.

He was superhero , one day his spirit will rise from the grave and the world will know he was right.

This pretty much. Hitler's greatest inspiration was Schopenhauer, who firmly believed Judaism was a racial creed masking itself as a religion.

Its backstabbing proof.

Yall know the reason.

maybe because he was bad ass and didn't care about your shitty opinion????

youtube.com/watch?v=KDbN9TZqFcg

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if a national socialist revolution happened in say the UK, do you think the globalists would try and invade to stamp it out? or not because nukes?

Kek it seems like kikes really fucked up your brain
You deserve all this shit whites must eliminated they are doing god's work

MOAR

They'd nuke you into oblivion to make an example out of you.

HUEUEUE MUH AUTISM HUEUEUE

a super vilian thing.

Mit keine Überlebenden

The same proof that 60 gorillion Jews died in the Holocaust.

but we could nuke back? it would be worth it, just nuke jew hot spots, and wherever the globalist jew lives

Overkill. Total eyesore.

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Well said 007

>tfw color photography actually existed during that time but wasn't as wide spread

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A visionary of assbergers

what the fuck. will the jews ever leave us alone?

>TFW you will never ethnically massacre every single race in Russia as revenge for the rape of Germany.

>TFW you will never torture the children infront of the parents
>TFW you will never kill all the men last

No, they have to be taken out every hundred years.

what did the roach mean by this

Fun fact, Hitler stepped up his fashion game after visiting mussolini for the first time and basically getting laughed at for what he wore.

or, once and for all

Oy vey we hate him so much!

Don't forget to donate to your pastor so he can buy us more hellfire missiles! :^)

killin jews with style! whats not to love?

jesus was anti-semetic

It's a Mantel.

Highly funtctional asperger/autist then?

Jews hijacking religion is a know thing. Keep in mind, Jesus spent his earthly mandate fighting these parasites.

How could a semite be anti-semitic?

Closest thing to superhero world has ever known.

if you want world thermo-nuclear war, sure i guess

he chased the sheckle grabers out of the temples

You'd be too if you were surrounded by jews for your entire life.

If you read history books you would know Hitler loved to cosplay Byson

The only people who jesus met who weren't jews were the romans who killed him. Jesus' whole life was around jews, he was obviously a jew himself.

Is that even the same guy?he must have really suffered in the war

Starvation made him skinny, and the gas attacks puffed up his face, causing permanent damage

And he really fucking hated tax collectors and hypocrites and Jewish people.
How surprised I was when I finally read the new testament and it was written by Cred Forums

It was the jews who paid the romans to kill him.

It's what happens when you risk your life for your country and see international jewry gradually destroy it.

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It is nice cape weather. Cool, breezy

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If you read the book you'll be surprised just how much it was the jews who got him killed. Especiallyif you were raised non religious and with the lie that the Romans did it like I was.

No wonder the jews hate that book.

TELL ME ABOUT HITLER
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE CAPE

>tfw you will never be in the SS Honor Guard.

>you'll never be there
why live?

I really really wish Trump would come out in a cape like that.

If you look back at pictures of the fighting in the Ardennes, you can see most soldiers and officers wearing capes and cloaks. I guess it isnt common now due to all of our fighting being in the desert.

>This was real once

>spending 14 years of your life practically none stop giving speeches across the country

Can't say Hitler didn't do any work to get to where he was

youtube.com/watch?v=RQVIeTLqgOw
(((Democracy)))

some autists have excellent social skills

Not all superheroes were capes, this one however, does.

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LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED DUBS

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Source on that amusing anecdote?

>Implying
Italian propagandists just LOVED attributing Hitler's success to influence from Mussolini, while it was the opposite.

He had shit social skills. People only followed him because he had a passion and vision.

Looks kinda derpy

go to bed adolf

better than letting any jews win

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its swanky as fuck. if you were the leader of the greatest civilization ever conceived, why wouldn't you? he looks fucking awesome.

this

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