Autism

Last night i was in a club making out with a qt and i was drunk of my mind and she said to add her on facebook but i added her with my nazi pepe troll facebook acount and she just messaged me on it how the fuck do i bullshit my way out of this? I feel like pol will know how

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Tell her you had a bad experience meeting a crazy girl in a club once so you made a fake account to check them out sober the next day.

Tell her it was just a prank

This seems good to me.

Tell her "what is Aleppo?"

I can't even tell what's shopped anymore.

Tell her it was just banter.

>making out with someone you just met
>clubbing
Build a family instead of wasting away you degenerate shit.

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>it's just a meme bae

Something along these lines.

you are not alone my burger friend

kek

>Falling for the social media jew
>Not just getting her number

wew lad

German fag is right, a crazy girl used your facebook information to stalk you and kill your cat or something.


Women work like this, to feel connected you make them feel

Happy
Angry
Sad

Stalker girl killed your cat, you think facebook is a joke and it's to scare off future stalkers.

Or your dog. more manly

This is incoherent even for a fucking aussie

Tell her you did it as a joke about 6 months ago and forgot about it.

was it one of these stunning ladies, nigel?

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Its just Aussie hyperbole for impact. The basic idea is alright though.

And if it doesn't work with the girl, so what? At least his reputation won't be damaged.

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I always wondered what about her ass could've been so bad that he made that face.

Now I know.