Communist cringe thread

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>mfw no one ever posts this
youtube.com/watch?v=JXriphg1Yqs

I liked how General Franco and his RWDS would do horrific experiments on commies to try and find the biological root of Marxism

youtu.be/yl0EZ3015z4

Kek every tiem

Of course there is a fedora

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every communist is cringe

Why does it appeal to beta-males so much?

Beta males have not accomplished anything, when I talk to communists online they say it is ''in their best interest''. They want to drag everyone down to make themselves go up.

It's the whole LARPing aspect, they've all got a hard on for videos of Soviet and Chinese troops barreling over their enemies.

t. former commie beta-male

With hips like that, he basically does have ovaries. Those testes certainly aren't pumping testosterone through its veins, at any rate.

communist leaders are always psycos who would kill leftist useful idiots in the first day, the reality is that no one really like these guys. Che Guevara said that it was capitalism fault that young people were hippies degenerates, we blame social marxism. The truth is that no one like those faggots around, they're faggots and traitors.

>"that's not capital dude that's money"
I'm going to kill myself.

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>those tiny arms and wide hips

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What do juggalos and police have in common?
They both go whoop whoop, and ruin your day.

>In and around the butte

Hmmmmm

American History J(ew)

>Montana

Where's the good ol' Montana Merchant Mangler when you need him

you sound mad

Tell more more.

>its not terrorism if the US does it
>when Hillary is elected this will finally stop
>the appropriation of gay/drag slang by all these bourgeois white Hillary supporters has really been the most annoying

FFS these people shouldn't be able to vote. There are monkeys that are more informed than those nitwits.

Pic related, how stupid these people are.

This thread has raised my BP by about 30 points

Nigger, that image was the opposite to everything you wrote. Get some reading comprehension. They mocked both Hillary and the US

Aren't they supposed to raise their left fists?

BUMP!

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Source for this gif?

Whos that fat balding Maoist LARPer whos so edgy he says the victims of 9/11 deserved it?

how did we end up here?
this place smells like balls

Looks like Pan's Labyrinth, but I'm not positive.

I have no idea. They're useually middle class too. Being a working man myself and having spent a lot of time around working class men, these faggots would be the first to go in a peoples revolution.

Hell, most of these nasty peices of work would kill them for fun. There's nothing noble about the poor, most of them are poor for a fucking reason.

>defenders of the working class

Never worked a day in their life, and do not intend to. The voting age on any issue has to be raised to 25, at least.

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it is

>nazis watch out

>Okcomrade
I'm fucking crying

The movie Pan's Labyrinth

this is the faggy left-wing version of NatSoc

As he supposedly have balls I will just call him a faggot instead.

>Leader of the communist party in Denmark
>Went out last year and asked for the population to take recently arrived migrants into their homes
>Was asked how many she planned to take in
>"There is not enough space in my apartment, so none"
>Three weeks ago
>Buy a mansion with her capitalist boyfriend
>Was asked how many migrants she would take in now
>Practially went "Oh my god, stop caring so much about my private life!"

Communism/socialism; it's all about the rich sharing with your fellow poor working class, until you stop being poor yourself.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerwald_Claus-Brunner
>Pirates are fucked up

Look at that fucking manjaw

It's like Euro men and women have swapped places

Every time I see these retards, I wonder if they would stick to their ideology if they saw the Soviet gulags, the Khmer Rouge killing fields, North Korean Prison camps, etc..

This faggot

Of course they would

>but what about muh 6 gorillion

That's just what Germanic women look like.

>Montana
>This fat sack of shit lives in a beautiful state with great gun laws and nature aa far as thr eye can see
>I'm stuck in the middle of a Miami suburb

Life ain't far

They would be the first one to be put on these camps.
Modern commies know nothing about the ideology they love so much.

this is the truth

>yaaasss queen

>cant appreciate Valkyrian beauty . i feel sorry for you

>t. nigger

ebin tat man

thinking bout taking this one

Could you imagine if Franco and Pinochet got together to purge lefties?

All memes aside, I actually do like that album, KMFDM used to put out some great stuff in the 90s.

Me too man. KMFDM is one of the few bands I liked as a kid and still like them.

Why do I have the sudden urge to pour bleach into my eyes?

They wouldn't, but by that point they would have been sent to the killing fields already.
youtube.com/watch?v=cxss88RFCvo

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Man Nadeshot really let himself go..

>Modern commies know nothing about the ideology they love so much.
>B-but real communism has never been tried!

I wish they knew, Germanbro. It's been more than a century and these retards are still trying to resurrect a godawful system. When "a good system in theory" keeps failing in practice every time, maybe it's not actually a good theory at all. The reason it is failing isn't because of the ideological shortcomings of the implementers or due to "foreign sabotage" - it's just a shitty failed system.

But desu I wish Europe would go full commie after Stalins way. Today's Europe is full of shit.
No degeneracy would be allowed and all Libshits and shitskins would be send in to the camps.

>she lives in my town
I better start the communist purge

lol lefties do not support hillary, that was clearly sarcasm you tard

t. marxist

The problem with comtards are that they always think of themselves as one of the vanguardists, nothing makes a useful idiot more useful than idiocy it seems.

these people need to be gassed.

>mfw I can't get myself to listen to KMFDM anymore because of their lefty bullshit

not me. I just want a comfy job as a machinist and small apartment without having to worry about being two paychecks away from eviction.

you're walking in the street wearing your trump hat and these things get up in your face, calling you a racist, fat virgin.
before you can respond they slap your head knocking your trump hat on the sidewalk.
how do you react?

Whip out my pistol b/c conceal carry and watch them run.

youtube.com/watch?v=HetM_Xw47IA

why are there so many ugly fucken reds in America?

Tell them that I identify as niggerkin and what they have just done is an act of privileged oppression. I would scream that slapping my hat triggers me as it reminds me of a time when physical acts of aggression were normalized in a racist society and top it off with screaming at the fag in green for culturally appropriating my peoples hair.

Follow your leader stormweenies.

youtube.com/watch?v=Arivw0qXfxQ

>not available in your county
kek

>UK
wew jahans is back at it

Beat the shit out of all of them.
Fucking look at them, they could all be beaten to incapacitation near effortlessly by any adult male of average or above physical capability. Getting arrested afterwards would be completely worth it just to see the look on those hippie's faces as you drive your fist into the faces of each individual one.

this work?

youtube.com/watch?v=ipZNEby627o

Kek

I actually used to know this guy a long time ago

He lives in NC

please don't bring my wonderful poners into this

Same guy

The only person who looks normal is that Lucifer guy in the middle there.

This guy wants to be black so fucking bad...

Qt with the black hair and black shirt on the left.

>communist
>juggalo
These two things do not mix.

>Juggalos
>into communism

being a Juggalo myself, this is disgusting.

voting Trump is a True Juggalo way

>I met God, she's Black

Such a nonsensical quote, but still makes me rage. Fucking liberals.

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fucking kill yourself you nasty white trash piece of shit

It was never proven that he shot himself. Much evidence points to him escaping to Argentina.

陳死亡

Who is that supposed to be?

Brazilian communists supporting Maduro in a song. No need to know portuguese to feel the cringe.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZlOUE6yB6Jg

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>only a green belt

weakling

kek

>0a9Rwelg) 10/01/16(Sat)22:56:52 No.91160471▶
>File: peaceful leftist.we
kek

What's even going on here?

Because the only way they'll get ahead in life is if they drag everyone else down to their standards.

At least these leftists have some balls and fight left in them. I would be proud to meet them on the field of battle in combat.

The majority of the left are cucked third wave feminists, Bernie Bots, bronie Marxists, (((pajama boy yiddish Hollywood Bolsheviks))). Pussies and pacifists who would sooner lay down into a hole in the ground and pull the dirt over their own grave instead of standing up bearing arms to fight for their beliefs.

Men and women who have no line in the sand. No point that when crossed they would spit on their hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.

People who think it is a morally superior position to be raped, robbed and murdered than to explain to the police how the nigger was attempting to culturally enrich you and caught a bullet in the Paul Wall.

I will take the fighters and death dealers over the cucks.

Antifa protecting themselves from the evil, violent, intolerant, rightwing death squads

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just a guess
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Corbyn

I have to stop looking. It is a sin to hate and the idiot in the green t-shit on the right triggered me and I just hacked my punchbag repeatedly with a handaxe imagining it was him.

Make my day commies. Have your rebellion.

You will all die.

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This is what every European I chat with looks like, no joke every single one asks me why I'm a Christian not a Muslim.

uff... god, these fucks are garbage, about as bad as the neonazis that are mopinh around now adays

>you have to read marx to criticise communism
sure, just as you have to read mein kampf to criticize hitler

>that image
I'm not laughing, I swear

these fucks dont realize in a socialist communist government these fucks would be burned and used as fuel to run the facotries we would all work in

>dat ass
Literally why have an avatar like this?

Freak the fuck out, start throwing punches, breaking faces

Jesus people need to stab these leftists

MaoistRebelNews

yuri pill is best pill

Nope, I'd still call him a whore.

Hahaha at least nazi germany fell because of war not the inherent shittiness of its own economic system like the soviet union

>tfw you are the one who found this guy, made the compilation pics and posted him on Cred Forums

feels good

so he thought they were cucks

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>being a juggalo myself
get out

Where the fuck was this taken? I assume this is leftists interrupting a right-wing rally somewhere?

My God, this makes me think of something I heard in my seminar class senior year of college. Apparently, in the 20s, when street brawls would break out between Communists and Nazis, the doctors patching people up would be able to tell whose handy works they were patching up: bruises and broken bones were from Commies who used clubs and other blunt instruments (like this fucking video) and stab wounds would be from Nazis who always fought with knives.

that's transphobic :^)
not all women have ovaries
its 2016
deal with it

Statement related, leaf.

I'm so glad this loser is a failure.

is that one in the glasses that is crouching doing some kind of dance or is she sneaking up on that short haired dyke?

The battle of sacramento

>kill me

wtf does it even mean?

guess "he" wanted to play on hard mode

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altona_Bloody_Sunday

>In July, an SA and SS demonstration through the workers' quarter of Altona was approved by Social Democratic police president Otto Eggerstedt, despite warnings by the Communists. Eggerstedt himself was on an election trip, and his deputy was on vacation. As expected, it triggered a major confrontation between 7,000 National Socialists and Altona's Communist residents, leading to massive police intervention.

History is literally repeating itself.

>why does the ideology of forcing more successful and productive people to support you attract beta males

Thank god we have beautiful aryan NatSocs to show us the way

believe me greatest ally you dont wanna know but if you really need to look up a rap band called insane clown posse but remember i warned you

youtube.com/watch?v=2d_vSAp9r70

>dey SODOMIZED godemperor gaddafi

I would have hell a lot of fun kicking their asses. Starting by doing a CHI NO KATA (attack to the neck), followed by a KERI (punch) below the sternum. Then let them recover from those two respiratory system damaging attacks... Then the Koppo Jutsu begin (bones breaking technique), I would walk toward them confidently and let them grab my cloth... and then perform the technique i'm specialize into a Onikudaki (tradition: crushing the demon). So at ther point in the fight their -lets say- right arms are completely crushed. I would profit the fact that they're crying from pain to grab their left hands and perform another breaking technique (I don't remember the name... shame on me sensei). which would break and twist their wrists and if i'm lucky, their elbows and shoulders. Immediatly after, I'd lift their broken arms to give the deadly blow : a very powerful punch in the underarm causing a big artery present there to pierce. Before leaving i'd use a Shako Ken (clawn hand) on the temples to damage their optic nerve. And maybe profit that they're lying on the ground to break one leg or two (easy thing to do). Then bow to them while saying (Thank you very much for the training). And walk away.

Sacramento
youtu.be/mh8xO5xZvUU

>being a Juggalo myself

How is it possible for a man to be this cucked

>But it's the perfect place to shitpost communist memes
Only true statement in this image

>he is a Norwegian politician
>the condition is called "Norway Syndrome"

"A male left-wing politician in Norway – Karsten Nordal Hauken – has spoken out about his rape, a few years ago, at the hands of a Somali refugee. The self-professed feminist and ‘anti-racist’ "

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/04/norway-syndrome-a-new-condition-for-western-victims-of-rape/

Thefunniest thing about Marxism is that fascists always end up running it. These people imagine that in the glorious revolution, THEY would be the ones putting people in ulags and redistributing the wealth. The reality is that the exact same people who would lead in fascist revolutions end up in power. Mussolini was literally a socialist demagogue before he was a fascist.

The irony is that we are more likely to end up stuffing them into train cars off to Siberia than he opposite. Right-wing thugs can adapt to a Marxist system easily, by the inverse is not true.

We always win. Stalin probably killed more whiny leftist shits than Pinochet.

fucking barniefags

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doesnt the guy with the lumberjack shirt look like a disguised moot

Shreked and checked.

there are plenty of quasi-prominent deniers of bolshevik excesses... michael parenti thinks the gulag was the same thing as a normal prison system and there was never a considerable amount of the population in them and grover furr pretty much denies the existence of any of the major soviet famines as well as laboriously writes about evidence the germans really did do katyn

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ohh shit based mark mcguire

All these shitty ideologies in bed with one another. Fuck, it's depressing.

wtf man, why would you admit that?

>when Hillary is elected bombing Syria will stop
do they know how Syria started?

LARPers i think.

They did a few went to the hospital.

Kek, that image put me in a good mood
Thanks user

damnit ladner

I was just arguing with this guy not two days ago about the debates.

That's honestly a brilliant observation and totally accurate.

>But this is a corruption of Comrad Lenin's vision!
>Off to the gulag!

Am I the only one that laughed my ass off at this?

he's in stealth about to sap the one on the left and giving a 'cheap shot' to the one on the right, if you know what i mean

>SS vs Brosplit gif
gets me every time

Run them up against a wall, go for the nuts, get them on floor and break a knee out rib using my body weight because I don't lift and don't have the upper body strength to do it with my arms

>the irony

i wish Cred Forums told me about this rally beforehand

i live in sac and could have gone

Done karate all my life, no idea what belt id have, would mop the floor with most folk i see in the "dojos" Thank you based jap neighbor. I'll never forget

Gotta gas the Jews first

>Mega Faggot*

Clean up
Clean up...

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>Lean back
>kick knee
>turn to not get photographed
>skeedaddle

A couple of them look like retards or fatties, but I'd still hang with any one of them before I'd hang out with any of the communists here without knowing any of their ideologies.

>reach into my pockets
>throw my zyklon b pellets at them

The 3rd from left in first row is a boy or a girl?

It's better to be dead than red to be quite honest my blood relatives.

>Capitalism breeds marxists as subversives
>marxists takeover

>Socialism breeds fascists as subversives
>fascists takeover

Murrey is a guilty pleasure of mine. they put this shit on public tv.

need sound

where's your pocket sand?

>stay hungry

oh man I love Talking Heads

Next time it happens, wear a cut-out mask of Pepe and scream "REE FUCKING NORMIES" at the protesters

He probably got his Green Belt from a dojo that teaches Shaolin-Do Karate Ninjutsu.

Property is theft!!!1!!!11!!

Coulsyou imagine if Naruto the character was transprted to the soviet union under stalin? Do you think he would try to overthrow the commies?

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>Catholic cross
>No Orthodox one
faken heretic

A PROPER SQUAT IS BOTH HEELS TOUCHING THE GROUND FUCKING AMATEURS

Hippie on top, Chav from the waist down.

Underrated Magyar jokes

>there's n free speech for a fascist
>"what do you say to people who criticize the militant response?"
>self defense
god damnit

moot looks like a middle aged woman

I remember when white kids wanted to be black cause it was badass and gangster

He looks like he just wants to be able to play professional victim

I wish this was satire

I KILL A COMMUNIST FOR FUN

yea, Cred Forums has been racist for like 10 many years now

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The amount of people like this has to be a fraction of a fraction of a percent

No one who lives anywhere other than the internet is an unironic communist

BUT FOR A GREEN CARD

but moot is a middle aged woman

youtu.be/eRCNeBjrFuc

>implying hippies or any "organization" pays million dollar lawsuits instead of just declaring bankruptcy and starting under a new name

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This was way less cringey than I thought
I mean, yeah, fedora, but he's 13.

The sad thing is that he was put up to it by some damn chocolate covered fruit company so they could shill their product

Poor kid is gonna have to live with that shame forever

He is doing pretty well now though
Someone found his IG and he is still doing dance but has a hot gf now (not Alexa) and apparently has become quite the heartbreaker

it looks pink to me

I blame the CIA and the kikes for that

i always think ¿why the communist or socialist put marx in such high level? ¿he is a god for them or something? ¿why they put his teaches as a universal truth when he,like any human,can be wrong?

Well, it will be summer in Argentina in a few months...
Cred Forums Argentina trip when?

the cicle of life,my friend

>communist is now a style

Do these idiots really not realize how many people communism has killed...

I'LL CARVE HIM UP REAL NICE

t. CIA

Apologize to them and take off the hat.

Anyone that says they'll kill them or beat them up is an nigger who cant control their emotions and is looking for confrontation, the rest are typical Cred Forums autist NEETS who never go outside.

>typical leaf
GO SUCK BBC

I looked it up on jewtube just to hear that hambeast cry

ahh yes, her party support kurdish scumbags against assad government
dipd.dk/about/danish-political-parties/red-green-alliance/

i really want a LARP convention to take place at the same time.

youtube.com/watch?v=23sNBl3PkCU
>edited a bit

Holy kek though

Why do all of these communists look like total social losers?

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requirement of the ideology really

take one look at trotsky and try to tell me he wasnt the proto-nu male

>that cockmongler grin

oh mootkins, what has happened to you

Where can this be obtained in sticker, flag, poster or t-shirt format?

>you gotta care for them
>right

holy cuck

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this woman can't be dumb enough to think that he's the father so why the dog and pony show? wtf is wrong with women?

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But you would be living your days eating mush while Oleg the Soviet soldier rapes your wife. Did you forget what happened in Berlin? Do you really think the Soviets were against degeneracy as opposed to culture?

Why has he not been purged yet?

Commies are the epitome of degeneracy.

>Pro-feminist
>Pro-muslim

HOW

I don't get it, most of these degenerates would never survive in a communist country. My father who lived in the USSR told me that it was literally illegal to be homeless. Homeless people in the USSR would be arrested and sent to Siberian work camps. Are these degenerates actually willing to give up everything for free college? I just don't understand.

>OKComrade
kek

"NOW HOW WILL I GET MY GIBS?"

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its 4 am and i can't stop laughing at this shit

one is still a vegetable in a coma, and isn't ever waking up

>when 26 skin heads take your knife and put you in a vegetative state and your 300 allies do nothing but scream for the cops to help while you get stabbed in the gut

> when Hillary is elected this will finally stop

WHEEEEEEWEW

Anyone got the album cover edit?

>Start masturbating
>Scream at them
>Chase after them with my hand still around my cock as they run away

You can just solve the problem by not calling it communism.

Just say hey, do you support workplace democratization? I.E. a society in which workers have direct control over what happens in their workplace and the ability to vote on the nature of management, as opposed to the dictatorship that work is in practice today? Are you against that? Well why are you against freedom and democracy?

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Found it.

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Magnets, how do they work?

>OKCommrade

keks

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>chick has jewish curls

silly goyim

>how low they actually sank

and i love how the modern "communists" say "hurr hitler would have you gassed"

if stalin met a group of modern day communists hed have them all lined up and shot on first sight

disgusting. they actually used to be worthy enemies

what am I looking at

>t. humanities professor Goldstein

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>this thread

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who's "moot"?

a faggot

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This. These people just dong realize that not everyone wants to live in peace and harmony. And not everyone wants to work towards a common goal. People tend to have their own goals, and can be pretty serious about it.

Just think - This fag thinks he knows how society should be operated. This fag thinks he can tell you how to live your life.

No

itt: butthurt nazis.

Imagine how boring the world would be if communism actually worked.

If everyone is the same then you would have to punish and penalize people who try to stand out and be different. you wouldn't be allowed to give people awards for their achievements. There would be no movie stars, or famous inventors, everyone would live like a miserable wage slave for a couple years until society collapsed.

Imagine waiting for a new kidney, and knowing the guy ahead of you is 400lbs and will die in 3 years anyway, but he is "equal" to you, so he has just as much a right to that kidney.

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>all these weaklings
Where did it all go so wrong?

Fun fact, a lot of those guys wen gay for pay after the collapse of communism :)

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>mfw Smashing Pumpkins has been my #1 band forever and then Billy shows up on Alex Jones

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I would casually bend over, grab my hat, and then emotionlessly pimp slap those faggots with my stumpy arm.

>all jewish movements

>Capitalist pigs steal best minds from the Nazis
>proceed to BTFO communists for next 40 years

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>Born white
>First world country
>All the privileges
>Mentally retarded

Send these people for a tour to the Indian sub-continent and if they enjoy living like peasants so much. I will happily switch places with these scumbags. We are desperate for capitalism and industry to increase the jobs and GDP of our country.

Fucking ungrateful brats.

oh my fucking god

>Paki or commie
hard choice desu senpai, will you at least not vote labour?

Most of them are grossly unfamiliar with any means of production.

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Cringe

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Antifa genocide when

>your country has no retarded commies marching and vandalizing property on the streets
>you will never stab communist supporters with your right-wing buddies after a demonstration turned violent

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I don't get involved in politics, I just want a high paying job.

>implying gulag wasnt just a typical prison system

>there was never a considerable amount of the population
sure, tens of millions were sent there, or maybe hundreds of millions...

though maoism and its branches are really cancerious ideologies poisoning and discrediting marxist ideas

You get warehouse manager or shopkeeper

Because he's a faggot? Is it not obvious?

I would take it but they have stopped issuing visas for UK or at least made it so difficult that more than 90% of applications are rejected.

I never asked for this.

Cousin Tu-Tu

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Shouldn't have raped all those little girls in Rotherham then
Enjoy those "Domestic calls for freedom and Democracy" When Clinton gets in

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So long as we fail to organize ourselves, we will be overrun by these moronic fools.

It almost looks like that one guy is wearing a yarmulke

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why does she have cumstains on her shirt?