The Microhouse Jew

There's nothing trendy, or appealing about these things at all. It's a glorification of a shit-tier economy. Please tell me that this microhouse bullshit is just an American thing, or is it happening all over, nowadays?

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If it came with a good amount of land I wouldn't be opposed to living in something that size.

desu I think they are fine

the real problem with them is that land is sold in much larger portions and the most expensive part of housing is the land which is owned by jews and jews do not like it when 10 people can live on a plot only meant for 3

>paying the mortgage jew for the rest of your life

Its actually red pilled as fuck

Big house = big mortgage = Jews win

That hourse belongs richest guy at the trailer park.

>Paying less is being jewed
Small houses are great, of you don't need much space.

Its not a Merchant conspiracy, its the natural outcome of Millennial fear of long term commitments/responsibilities. Like what comes with traditional homeownership. These garbage micro-houses aren't even cheap, they can go for as high as $200k.

>getting a mortgage is mandatory

if this is true please get Carthaged

>Glorifying living a lonely life in a literal cuck shed
>Not wanting a large house for your large white family

ITT: Numales

The extremely tiny houses are a meme. It's just hipsters trying to outdo each other.

Having said that there's nothing wrong with living small. When I'm finished my house will only be about 750 sqft. That's plenty for my girl and I.

tfw my cuck shed is bigger than that 'home'

>Buy shit tons of land
>Have tiny house
>Tax comes from size of house more than land

Sounds good to me

NICE!

>$200k
Show me the one that costs that.

It's another way to get young people used to their miserable future. See also: "funemployment" (a phrase coined by the New York Times and LA Times back in 2009) -- having no job prospects is fun! -- and insect-based diets being continually shilled by the media at the same time as propaganda discourages the consumption of meat. With carbon taxes, electricity will also soon become a valuable commodity that not everyone can afford. Eco-communism.

youtube.com/watch?v=nGQu1y4BZSs

>spending more than half your nights inside because you live in someplace so shitty you can't sleep outside next to a fire or on the beach an hour away

you poor dumb fucks

What's wrong with that?
I own 2 houses atm, and I want one of those.

I really don't need that much space, 1-2 rooms are plenty for me. I just don't want to live in apartments and be surrounded by random neighbors I have no influence over.

no point in buying these if you don't own land

>a literal meme wagon

Looks comfy as fuck

Why?
Just get a camper van.

>itt: mobile cuckshed advocates

Depends where...
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The pictures inside looks neatToo bad my country is so shitty and full of burocracy that if I parked this at the beach, they would probably tell me to go away, or fine me, or tow without saying shit.

I don't want to live like a goddamned traveling fortune teller.

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Nice cuckshed

Where the hell do I buy one of these?

>implying living in a cozy trailer that you can use to travel wherever you want dont have its own appeal.

You just ask to make them. The go from 40 to 90k each.

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>no shower
>no toilet
>a "home"

>has a sink with a faucet
>isnt connected to a water main
>waste water just collects underneath your home attracting pests

holy shit 90k? houses in my area can be less than that. granted my city is a shithole run by niggers.

you're gonna be a gypsy & you're gonna fucking like it

Do apartments not exist in America or something? Why does everyone need an entire house to themselves?

>The average Serb has tens of thousands of dollars with which to pay for a house

Huh, I didn't realize Serbs were doing so well.

This one in particular dont have but there are others that do.

And both grey and black water dont attract insects because they are insuled from the enviroment.

If there was any leakege, you would smell sweage, but this doesnt happen, do it?

I'm more of a skeeball carny type.

Just 'cause you can't drive a basement around.

I'd love the chance to travel around the US in a motorhome, problem is there are too many Americans there

>The go from 40 to 90k each.
jesus fuck i can get a furnished condo for 50k in a nice area
why would you pay so much for a fucking mobile wooden shed

Hipsters that live in these microhomes dont spend much time in them because hipsters actually have a life. For the neet though this would be hell because youd probably get depressed and tired of the cramped space after 24 hours of being there.

Niggers. Living in an apartment at best is incredibly stressful and at worst incredibly dangerous.

>what's a proxy
Stop taking low hanging fruit flag bait you fucking idiot

Not everyone is born into wealth like OP faggot and some need to live within their means.

its not mandatory but poorfags cant save money so they end up getting a mortgage from mr shekelstein and interest rates annihilate their ass.

cosy af, post more

I wouldn't mind having a couple to go dick around in for a few months of the year. Not a permanent residence though

Looks comfy, would live in it. I'm alone so that's all the space I need. It only needs a small garden with high fence around it to make it perfect.

The key is, you don't fucking buy them, you build them. That's the only way they are cost effective.

>And both grey and black water dont attract insects because they are insuled from the enviroment.
You have to eventually dump the tank. Oh hey, let me just drive my home to a RV park and then back to my land every few days.

>If there was any leakege, you would smell sweage, but this doesnt happen, do it?
It does happen, the drains are connected to the tanks.

And if you want electricity you have to run a noisy generator.

>inb4 solar
that ignores weather problems. any home on solar is also connected to a power grid or suffers intermittent blackouts.

>microhouse

Is this politically correct speak for cuckshed?

The one I posted is worth half of that.
It depends what you want inside. Customization is the most expensive part of this.

This one for example costs 35K and is a 2 store trailer. Comfy as fuck.

Dunno. I would prefer a motorhome for that price, but I must admit these are beautiful inside.

Muricans will never understand how cool is to live in a small house made out of wood.

In the winter they are the ephitome of cozy.

>not setting up a big microhouse farm where you can live sustainably with your wife kids and extended family away from googles and joos

If I'm going to live in a house that small, I'm going to get one that I can drive. Then I'll buy some land to put it on and build a few small structures around it.

What kind of a cuck lives in an apartment? Those are like human ant colonies.

Me & wife are getting divorced and I bought one of those sheds to put on our garden while we settle it with the lawyer, it's not clear who will get the house at this point... after I moved into that wooden cabin she actually had the guts to bring her new "boyfriend" into our house. I know, it sounds like a meme... but unfortunately, it's real. At this point I don't even care about the house anymore, I just wanna divorce and go away, let her have everything cause I wanna stop this fighting.

It doesn't actually matter where he's from, the average person anywhere in the West is going to have to take out a loan if they want to buy a house.

Of course you have to dump the tank. You will be in the middle of the beach.

The thing with these is to be able to travel and stop whereaver you want.

Fuck, I would stop this at the Gran Cannion and piss of that fucking cannyon if I could.

And most of these have both power generators, high capacity batteries and solar panels.

>A washing machine and a full size fridge
>In a trailer which isnt connected to a power grid
retards actually belive this is a good idea while sitting on the couch staring at a shelving unit 2 feet away

Fug that looks comfy.

And what about apartment buildings like pic related? They're popping up by the dozens in every major city in America and the jewish bankers keep the niggers out by requiring a certain credit score.

You'd also get robbed and killed.

You live in a literal cuck shed

>my sides

Cunuckistan speaks the truth.

If you've got land then build whatever works for you, tiny or otherwise. Link related is what they're really schilling though.
"Tempe may create one of Arizona's first tiny-home communities, with as many as 11 houses on just two-thirds of an acre of city-owned land."

azcentral.com/story/news/local/tempe/2016/07/29/tempe-tiny-home-community-movement-take-off-arizona/86780802/

>Of course you have to dump the tank. You will be in the middle of the beach.
Whoever owns that beach isnt going to let you squat in your trailer on it. Even state parks here in the US wont. They wont even let you take your dog on to most of it.

>power generators
oh thats great, let me listen to a noisy ass generator all night long so my food doesnt rot. and pay out the ass for gasoline.

The worst part is that she now own half of the trailer too :(

>a trailer
>is not connected to the power grid

No trailer is connected to the power grid until you connect them to the power grid....

So why not get an RV? They're like the same damn size, some even bigger, and you don't have to have a car that can tow stuff. You can get some on Craigslist for under $10000 around here.

Some people don't like living stacked on top of other people. These tiny houses give you the ability to own property without paying out the ass for it.

I bought my condo in 2012 for about $100,000, cash. I'm planning to sell it soon for $200,000.

I want to buy a tiny house and some land and live out there alone, as a hermit.

"Shall we always study to obtain more things, and not sometimes to be content with less?"

Having a smaller house doesn't mean a smaller life. It means you have more money for things other than extra space to store worthless shit that advertisers tricked you into wanting.

Beaches and rivers cant be own as property here.

Navy forbids any home to be buyilf a few meters from the shore.

I know, but these looks more like home.
No matter how well you cutomize an motorhome, it still looks like a bus.

Its the fact that these arent similar in everyway that has the appeal of looking cozy.

That looks comfy as shit fampai.

If I knew a woman who would be okay with this sort of living I'd be down.

>It's a glorification of a shit-tier economy
It's also a glorification of the current state of Perpetual Adolescence. The "manchild" phenomenon. As if anyone living in a closet-sized house is ever going to even consider having children. Just another jewish plot.

>video
JUST FUCK MY FUCKING WORLD UP!
how can we stop a nightmare like this from becoming reality?

an apartment is just a microhouse

>These tiny houses give you the ability to own property without paying out the ass for it.
The only thing tiny houses allow you to do in that scenario is ignore local building codes.

>Beaches and rivers cant be own as property here.
They are here. And no one in huehueland has a tiny home, you have favelas infested with shitskins of various sorts.

Its on my previous post, bruv.

Who buys a house in full?

Well, those things are a little bigger than most Japanese apartments, I'll give 'em that. But

>no plumbing
>no counter space for cooking
>shitting 4 feet from where you cook
>my shitty apartment is 3x larger than the biggest microhouse

$10,000 down payment for $120,000 house. In the four years I've been here it had gained $10,000 in equity. Subtract the amount I've put in so when I sell I get around 25,000 for my next down payment @ 3.5% interest.

Then I can pay off the next mortgage in fifteen years on a bigger house. When I die my kids get it and halve it. That's how you build generational wealth.

That's what Googles and europoors don't understand.

>Ignore local building codes
Yes, what's your point?

Someday in the future I'd like to move into one, but my school stipend isn't quite enough to cover the rent without finding a roommate. Maybe after graduation until it's time to start a family. I walk by every day and they look quite nice, there's always well-kept looking Caucasian kids playing in the gated yard area.

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Good ol' kekmobile

>In the four years I've been here it had gained $10,000 in equity.
You've only paid $2.5k/yr on your mortage? Let me guess, you dont own a home and dont actually understand what equity is.

There is zero point to these things. You may as well just get a trailer. They're almost always cheaper and have more space inside than this shit.

That looks fun as hell 2bh

man i want one of these things so bad. altho i dont want it to be on wheels cause then it looks like a mobile cuckwagon then. But the idea of designing and building a 300-400 SF cottage and living in the middle of nowhere in an unenriched part of the country and only having to work 2 or 3 days a week at burger king cause you don't have rent or a mortgage sounds like fucking heaven. I mean that's what the old timey ppl did, they didn't have huge tardmansions that they lived in while they had families and slaved away for sheckelburgstein to pay the mortgage, they lived in a one room shack and had 15 kids, it's just your modern judeo-influenced perception that has been corrupted by the media that tells you that you need a two car garage and 3,000 sf and a pool to be successful. God i can't wait till i get my own White Man's Luxury Bachelor's Cottage lmao.

The housing market is going to collapse again in the next 5 years, chief. And you're going to spend more than 10k on upkeep over the time you own the house.

Only retards think you can build wealth by taking on debt. You build wealth by producing goods with value.

Me and my girlfriend are building a Tiny house this year. We have it already have the 3D blue prints made up. And just purchased the goose neck trailer. We are going travelling. Smaller the house, bigger the life.

>i dont want it to be on wheels cause then it looks like a mobile cuckwagon then.
then you likely wont have one because of building codes specifying rooms need to be of a certain size and what not.

>I mean that's what the old timey ppl did
before building codes existed

Sorry to say its just a meme so far. You don't see this in the wild, people still keeping up with the Joneses

>interest rates annihilating anything

Unless you are fully retarded and do an ARM, interest rates are literally the lowest they've been in human history, up to and including NEGATIVE.

Probably some kind of sterilization plague that only effects darkies.

Australia has a ton of them. They even have racing tournaments and so on.

Cool indeed, it protects you from the rain and the snow.

The only problem is that since its man powered, once you start to sweat, the windshild starts to condensate and you cant see shit.

>buying a cuckshed that takes 1 or 2 weeks to just build yourself

thats basically what these little houses are, a single persons apartment , without having to be in an apartmentcomplex

>its red pilled

It's a cuck shed.

Someday I'd like to move into my own apartment too but for now literally every 2nd and 3rd worlder is flocking to my country causing my rent prices to skyrocket. And then there are the refugees that require housing that the government pays for which also sends the rent up. Andddd on top of that there are so many single old people living in entire apartments by themselves causing none to be on the market, which in return causes more demand thus resulting in higher rent prices for existing availabilities. We are about to surpass Sweden in terms of a fucked up housing market.

In 2008 you could get an entire apartment in the center of Berlin for about 300€ a month. Today you won't find shittiest shit hole under 1200€.

This country is fucked beyond belief.

>Paying the landlord Jew

Hate to agree with an american but if I had to live in a flat for the rest of my life I'd kill myself

I'd rather live in a car

>zillow.com/homedetails/27379-Golden-Tide-Pl-Clark-CO-80428/2098923224_zpid/

The road is called Golden Tide? It sounds like a piss porn website.

Wait until I ask asylum in Germany and demand Merkel to gib me free shit while I harass women at night.

Things are about to get real.

Good luck extending that recliner

if you dont mind black people, likes lots and lots of black people, come move to america

Detroit has lost so many people that there are a shit ton of houses out their that have cheaper rent or mortgages then apartment rent, and rent really isnt that high their at all compared to most other cities

the main downside is you have to live in Detroit

Trailers offgas carcinogens. Ever been in a new trailer? You can taste plastic in your breath. They're also flimsy as fuck, easy to crack and leak water inside. Tiny homes are framed just like a regular house and are generally much stronger than trailers. All that nice natural wood feels good to be around.

Of course they do and plenty. You can't find houses in major metro areas but theres a lot of open land and lumber in the US

What this is REALLY like.

Not everbody is a fool for living in an apt. It has it's advantages. Anonymity in a unit among hundreds of others can be a relief for some people and most today in front of screens anyhow. I live in a rural house, it has its drawbacks but I do love nature

What's a micro house? Are these the cucksheds you keep meming about?

That would just me it even more comfy.

Just like those nights that is raining heavily outise and you are warm and protected inside the house.

The fact that everything was destroyed outside and you are OK at your trailer will make it even better.

Just dont forget to load your 12-gauge for good measure.

>living in mommies basment the rest of your life
DING
your tendies are ready!

I did, and the buyer took 10K off the price.

you just got serbed

Bitches dont know about my microhouse.

The real jew is local government, who I'm sure will start coming down hard on this trend if it really gains momentum like they did with people who were starting to buy blocks of land and living in a caravan (which offers better living standards and is 20 times cheaper than a tiny house) until they could save and build a house on that land without having to ever get a loan.

These modular tiny houses are not much cheaper to build than just building a small house, they still require a lot of materials

Moar pics if u have them, pls. Im obsessed

I work as a camera operator on tiny house shows. These fucking things might look nice on camera but they are built really shittily and are cramped as fuck. We use wide lenses to make them look bigger then they are. They are also always built real shittily and fall apart.

>the rest of your life
try again m8. that shits a meme along with paying 250k$ for a college education.

you can get a starter house for less than 100k$ in most areas.

thats a 10 year mortgage if you make middle class money.

buying shit tier mcmansions for 350k$+ is how you get that lifelong mortgage shit.

>implying you wouldn't do it if you had an awesome mom
>implying you wouldn't live with grandad Trump and grandma Melania forever if you could have a room in the Trump mansion

Look up boondocking and stop being ignorant. Plenty of people live that way, retirees live in mobile homes too. Plenty more would live that way if they could make a living travelling around, like "Gone with the Wynns" do.

I've never heard of this. Looks like a cuckshed to me

Memes aside, small houses (not as the ones I have posted in this thread) are fucking neat.

I live in a big house today, but my best years was in small ones when I was a kid. It was comfy as fuck.

>I work as a camera operator on tiny house shows
no you don't

It's a affordable alternative if you're a young professional who's getting their career off the ground, while paying student loans, and who wants to live near a major metro area and not pay on average 3,500$ per month in rent

Why wouldnt you just build a small house or whatever you could afford and then just add on as you had more money? These trailers seem like a cash trap - especially if the tiny house market crashes. 60K + for one of these is fucking retarded

i hate these 1984 slogans as "art"

so pedestrian and sheeple like

It's not meant to be your primary residence it's meant for camping or vacationing in a remote area. Taking it there via trailer. The nicer ones have appropriate solar panels and propane hookups and RV style water hookups.

>ctrl + f
>cuck

>13 hits
Cred Forums in a nutshell

Family? As in kids? Fuck you.

What?

>3,500$ per month in ren
where the fuck is this? 3500 per month? is it in trump towers?

You know what's better than a small wooden house? Like, a lot better?

A big wooden house.

Id rather have a destination trailer

>be the change you want to be
>you only live once

It's the American-Jew dream: Work, sleep, die.

I'm living in a 750 sq ft. duplex (1 br). Me and the wife are perfectly comfortable there, but it would be hell to raise a kid in.

I pay out the ass on taxes for the house that I own so this doesn't look so bad by comparison.

Being tried in sweden as student housings and "emergency" apartments when people have to turn down job offers from a lack of a place to stay.

The problem here is the government blocking the market to allow old people living in the city center for 30 years to stay while paying 1/10th of the real rent. It's a taboo topic, this shit's been going on ever since WW2 and politicians are too scared to bring it up. The reason was to let returning conscripts find housing, but then they didn't dare change it during the 50s and here we are. Noone's going to build anything when you can't charge market price rents.

>What is a composting toilet
>what is a composting bin
>what is a graywater holding tank with a hose to divert graywater away from underneath the house
>what is efficient LED lighting

Stay ignorant, mortgagecuck.

>literally just a shed with furniture and an AC
It's a cuckshed.

>Tiny House
>Trailer wheels
What is this gypsie shit?

I lived in one of those. You are wrong tho.

The house only becomes cozy when its small enough to fit all your necessities and thats it. Too much room and starts to become "artificial".

There is this guy that plays baseball, has like 5 millions at the bank and lives inside a Volkswagen Type 2 in a Walmart parking lot.

Not even a good one by the way.

>Being a mortgage cuck

you're literally feeding the jew you mongrel

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This one if 4@u:

inhabitat.com/af-bostader-builds-smallest-micro-home-in-sweden-to-provide-affordable-student-housing/

>or is it happening all over, nowadays?
Literal cuckshed in Sweden. 200k.

Operated an fs7 an a luxury tiny house as well as a c300 on a few episodes of tiny house nation. Cant post pictures because that would violate my contract agreement but feel free to ask questions

a prison cell looks more comfortable

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Can't say I'm surprised. The more I look at them, the more gilded they seem.

Who's the bigger dirtbag, John or Zach

Yeah I bet you love sleeping next to an unflushed toilet while niggers tongue your anus.

I have nothing to ask.

Its just a house, but smaller.

Wtf.

Agreed.

That is just awful.

>When people come into my tiny house, I want them to wonder if they've stepped into an ethereal realm.

Where are you supposed to put a dresser? let alone a washing machine
There's no storage in this place

>Not living at the absolute minimum of your means in order to achieve basedness through hard work and frugality
Fuck off, Raul

Please keep your sick sexual fetishes to yourself, leafcuck

>It's a glorification of a shit-tier economy
In some ways it is. Its becoming trendy for the white man to be poor, live in a cuck-shed, not have any children, and never being able to set roots in an area.

The Chinese and Mexicans get all the nice houses. You white man, either get the privilege of living in a fashionable cuck-shed that costs 50k to buy, or Shlomo's apartment complex for $1500 a month. And don't even think about having children white man. Those cuck-sheds aren't built for 3 people.

Those look terrible goys, come to our bank for a jumbo mortgage for your 5,000 square foot house for two people with no kids.

That's what you need guys don't fall for these uh j-j-j-ewish tricks to get you out of debt and not tied to your job.

Without a massive mortgage you might even be free to speak up for tor race and religion without being terrified of being fired

Average living space for workers during Stalin era in USSR was 50 square foot, give or take. So you finally get taste of the Communism that you love so much.

There's not even room for a clothes hamper, let alone a dresser. With no built-in closet, that house would get old real fucking fast.

Mah nigga.

theplaidzebra.com/21-year-old-pro-baseball-player-vw-camper-van-daniel-norris/

youtube.com/watch?v=wKPa3uVddbU

>it is not about price.

any building under 120 square feet does not need any sort of coding permits to be built. this is why they build micro houses, to circumvent governmental fees and redtape.

>any home on solar is also connected to a power grid or suffers intermittent blackouts
Nope. Generator for backup power during foul weather, but solar is cheap as chips these days. Batteries are still a bit pricy, but as long as you size your system correctly and look after them, they're fine.

We call it a hanreiskur.

How are you going to raise a family in one of those

Me too, motivational slogans are for tepid faggots

He got cancer at 23. Would' tbe suprised if the lifestyle had something to do with it

What was the most difficult part of the transition?

They aren't built for two.

But those things aren't seeing any action whatsoever in the Midwest. Probably because they are prohibitively expensive out here. I'm paying 400/month for a pet friendly duplex with all wood floors, washer/dryer hookups, attached garage, central heat/ac, shed in the back, yard care, fridge, stove, dishwasher, and garbage disposal included. And it's more than 6 times the square footage of a tiny house.

I doubt.
If it was, them no one with motorhomes would be around.

Cancer is a shit because its a lotery for evil. Sometimes you get this just because you had a bad luck.

Says the guy who wants to live in a prison cell next to an unflushed toilet while a nigger tongues his anus.

The same way you're supposed to own a pet in a building that doesn't allow pets. You look for an alternative way/play to live. Man, must be difficult to not be able to think outside the box.

They call them regular houses everywhere else.

Just buy a regular trailer
this one is 4k

rvtrader.com/dealers/Fun-Town-RV-San-Angelo-2980882/listing/1995-Skyline-Aljo-2375-R3-118877056

youtube.com/watch?v=AoEC4WrJPUU

How about a 5th wheel trailer. If you pay one of these bad boys off you can be living around 10,000 dollars a year easily.

If you had the land for it, why not just build two of these? One for you + the wife, and one for the kids when they are old enough? Teach your son to handle a gun/knife and he's got his security.

our governments here in Sweden wants to make these things a normal thing for university students beacuse they giving their apartments migrants.

also pic related.

>must be difficult to not be able to think outside the box.

Especially when you live in a literal box.

I would love to live in a house boat.

But they are far more spacious than those cucksheds.

>The same way you're supposed to own a pet in a building that doesn't allow pets. You look for an alternative way/play to live. Man, must be difficult to not be able to think outside the box.
Where are you going to put your kids?

>unflushed toilet while a nigger tongues his anus
Isn't this called projecting?

Fucking kek

It could always be worse Sven

>Man moves to San Francisco, pays $400 a month to sleep in wooden box in friends’ living room

washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/29/man-moves-to-san-francisco-pays-400-a-month-to-sleep-in-wooden-box-inside-friends-living-room/

He pretty much said that you would need to throw away your tiny home, and buy a big boy home if you wanted a family.

Which is stupid, because it involves no planning for tomorrow.

>buying shit tier mcmansions for 350k$+ is how you get that lifelong mortgage shit.

This. It's called "living above your means."

>you can get a starter house for less than 100k$ in most areas.

~ 1,000 square feet is more than enough for a couple and its affordable outside of meme cities (e.g. New York, San Francisco, etc.)

Where in the fuck does the refrigerator go? Without a fridge, what is the point in living in one of these, instead of, say, a motel room that rents by the month? Sure, it looks nicer, but it's functionally the same.

Laugh all you want, but I'll be sitting on a fuck ton of cash to invest, and enjoying the finer things in life, and then rent mine out when I'm ready to move into a bigger house to eventually rent to someone when I'm done with that one.

But I'm sure being a debt slave for thirty years, spending precious time throwing a bunch of money into maintenance and upkeep is the epitome of -- the ONLY description of -- success.

He pays $400 for a shared living room and ditto bathroom.
Not for a box.

Yeah, that would be the optimal way. Having a bunch of "guests houses" which you use to teach your kids to be independent.

Nice one, that was clever. Unfortunately it's wasted on me, I live in an apartment and I'm planning to buy a $1M+ house in a gated neighborhood. Sorry if I came off rude.

Strap them on the roof or they can live in the pick up. /s

This is clearly targeted towards people that don't have kids or don't want any.

It's called prison. Look up a prison cell.

If you flush a prison toilet at night, the next day EVERY SINGLE PERSON on the cell block will take turns slapping the shit out of you for waking everyone up.

Hence, unflushed toilet. With a nigger's crack and prison wine shit in it.

And since niggers make up 50% of the prison population and prison rooms are SHARED and you BUNK with a CELL MATE, enjoy having your anus tongued. Judging from the fact you don't know anything about prison, you're most likely going to end up being a racist nigger's bitch.

You're the one who wants to enjoy the prison lifestyle. Go for it, cucklord.

it still looks expensive, somehow

you could build something way bigger without spending too much more, especially if you're not concerned with how it looks

whats the point of the box if its inside the house?

they could have just bought him a couch .

>This one for example costs 35K and is a 2 store trailer. Comfy as fuck.
Here is a real house with land for the same price
zillow.com/homedetails/620-5th-St-Pitcairn-PA-15140/11601739_zpid/

See

>small house or whatever you could afford and then just add on as you had more money? These trailers seem like a cash trap - especially if the tiny house market crashes. 60K + for one of these is fucking retarded
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Tiny kitchen sink.
Probably no dishwasher.
No washing machine.
Add desk for computer and there's almost no space left.

>This is clearly targeted towards people that don't have kids or don't want any.
So nu males?

Is that to go with your micropenis?

>2016
>not building a self sufficient eco container home

It is as if you enjoy giving the Jews shekels.

A Swedish prison cell.

>Where in the fuck does the refrigerator go?

Under the counter next to the sink?

You don't need a full sized fridge when you live walking distance from shops.

>they could have just bought him a couch .
Because they they would have to look at him

I think this is a fridge. I mean, how retarded would you have to be to plan out that much cabinet space for a place that doesn't even have a fridge?

Looks pretty comfy

>Look up a prison cell
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3493418/A-flatscreen-TV-PlayStation-GYM-Inside-cushy-jail-mass-murderer-Anders-Breivik-moans-cruel-breaches-human-rights.html

first search result looks comfy as fuckkkkk and its free xDDDD

>he doesn't want to live in ultimate /comfy/ness

I hate these fucking commie houses. They are a giant metaphor for being un-American. I expect their Prius to be parked off-street because they can't afford a driveway.

The American dream should be like this:
#1: A big Cadillac with baby-seal hubcaps and fins made from dolphins.
#2: Park said car in the driveway of the biggest house you can find.
#3: Land your driveway is on should be the size of Rhode Island.
#4: A minimum of 8 kids should reside on this land.

That is the American way.

No

We simply aren't brainwashed enough with consumerist idiocy to buy things we can't afford

I thought that would be the closet where you put Person #2's clothing, with the other one (on the other side of the bathroom door) being Person #1's closet.

I would hope you are right, though.

Where is it implied that you live walking distance from shops?

The housing Jew is one of the biggest problems that has ever happened to civilization

>to buy things we can't afford
So anything?

yeah, these houses are asinine

perfect example of form over function

Would you?

>Pennsylvania
no wonder it's so cheap

>Where is it implied that you live walking distance from shops?

Because only a complete retard would buy a small house in the countryside where 3 euro 60 can buy you a palace.

I'd rather just live in a log cabin 2bh.

I hate mcmansions so much, everytime I see them they make me rage.

youtube.com/watch?v=bHw4MMEnmpc

That isn't the case in the states, buddy. Most people try to live outside of the cities to save money, which just causes rent outside the cities to go up to only slightly cheaper than city rent.

I wouldn't even live underneath that thing, man

#5 drive 600 miles to any kind of job/commerce/recreation becasue all your neighbors have an equally large plot.

I would be very happy living in one of those, seems nice.

Maybe I should just buy a caravan

What does that hour long video have to do with McMansions?

nigguh

>Tiny kitchen sink.

So have small dishes and stop eating so much ya fat fuck

>Probably no dishwasher.

Great no space wasting pointless machine in the kitchen. You have heard of a sponge and dish soap right?

>No washing machine.

So own less clothes and wash them in the sink/shower daily

>Add desk for computer and there's almost no space left.

Still wasting space with a tower PC and monitor in 2016 when smartphones, tablets and laptops are clearly a wiser technological choice.

kys

>Raising a family

The fuck is wrong with you? Who the hell falls for the biological jew anymore?

>Norwegian prison
>cucked country
>gunless police

Why don't you look up some American prisons. And also look up how inmates are treated during cell inspections, stripping down naked, spreading your ass cheeks open so a cop in riot gear can inspect under your balls to make sure you're not hiding anything there. Look up a scared straight program to see the kind of niggers you'll be sharing your comfy rooms with.

Nu males have children: their wive's sons.

Not wanting children doesn't make someone a liberal cuck or a beta.

>buying into kike/UN agenda 21 propaganda

>Not wanting children doesn't make someone a liberal cuck or a beta.
Yes it does

>Why don't you look up some American prisons
why dont you quit changing shit up? you only said to look up a prison. I did. You got BTFO

kys nigger

I fucking hate this shit.

>interested in 12 acres of land
>the zoning jew only lets you keep the one house on it

Do I have to pay taxes for that shit?

Why wouldn't you?

Hey homeless guy posting from the library! How's the begging going?

It's called a cuckshed and it's an extremely important part of Swedish tradition and culture.

Would you guys live in one of these?

>Norwegian prison cell
>Breivik's
>Daily Mail

Points for making our country look like a bunch of short-sighted idiotic retards: 10/10

However I'm gonna have to rank you 1/10 for using a shitty strawman

>ITT hipster trailers.

Are you talking about getting an emotional support kid? Like my neighbor did with a rancid great dane that's at least 70 pounds over the weight limit?

No, it makes me not want to pay child support and focus on building a career and a fortune without having to give a shit about a kid or a bitch wife who'll get fat and decide I'm not contributing enough even though I work 60+ hour weeks or that being a mom 4 hours a day in between the kid being raised by the state's Jew-run liberal schools is too hard so she needs Tyrone to plow her while I'm at work.

I chose the bachelor lifestyle. I'll be a Chad as long as I can and then use my money to sleep with stupid college sloots with daddy issues. So I guess I'll be a father in some way.

>An American who think he'll get sent to a Norwegian prison
>He wants to be a nigger's prison bitch
>Somehow I'm the nigger
>stripesposter

please show me where I asked for your opinion, friend

but since you are throwing out buzzwords point out my exact use of a strawman argument?

until then go but fuck a beagle

What I'm saying is, if you want children, you don't live in a trailer intended for 1-2 people. If you want pets, you live in pet friendly places.

I didn't know life was that difficult for some people.

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maximum comfy for minimum cost:

>small trailer for under $3k
>spend another ~1k adding furniture/remodeling it to perfection
>park it in parent's backyard
>use parent's electricity, plumbing, and internet
>email grocery list to mom, have mom deliver groceries to trailer
>give mom list of computer parts, video game consoles, and anime figurines you want for christmas and birthday

>comfy level: 8/10
>fun level: 8/10 (6/10 if no gf)
>free time: 100% of the day
>annual cost of living: $0

there is no better way to live than this unless you're a millionaire. wagecucks that spend 3/4 of their day working 5-6 days a week are foaming at the mouth with anger and jealousy reading this.

>Boomers fucked up so badly that their children live in garden sheds

Large houses are degeneracy, in the USA at least.

In order of importance for an Iron Pilled person when figuring out price:

Location >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Build quality >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Garden/Outside >>>>>>>>>>> Internal volume

Pic related is a good side for a Millennial den

That shit is literally smaller than my bedroom.

Where do you take a shit? Outside? So I have to become a pooinloo now?

If you live in something like this, you might as well have a doormat that says "I made some very poor decisions in my life"

I don't think you got the joke. Do they have 'Emotional Support Animals' in Canada or are the animals there solely for sexual purposes?

It's just a mobile home for leftist hipsters.

Tiny houses = trendy
Mobile homes = trailer trash

While I have never personally lived in a trailer, I would pick a normal single-wide over a tiny house (especially since they'd be about the same price anyway)

insects are meat, and are very nutritious.

What about a Yurt? Now, that would be comfy.

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I think it's a great idea and government will do anything in it's hand to stop it. Government wants you anchored so they can plunder you.

It is very hard to tax nomads. These shitty mini houses are a gateway to freedom.

>tfw choosing to be a gyp

Electricity is heavily wasted in the US though (Americans are wasteful shits) and any intelligent and cultured person can adjust to higher prices by putting more than two brain cells towards planning around it. Such as avoiding vampire electronics drain and recharging at night

But then no electricity or running water

>ability to move your home to any plot of land you like
>choose to settle on a pile of wet mud

You mean animals have uses other than sex?

Sorry I didn't know you had an issue with dogs, who are man's best friend, and were making a dumb joke. I don't understand how anyone could dislike dogs.

You're saying only leftists live in tiny houses or mobile homes. I think that's a straw man. It's definitely some sort of logical fallacy. Yeah, leftists wouldn't be okay with a mobile house but would be okay with this trailer, but what you're doing is essentially being a reverse-leftist by having an issue with tiny homes but not mobile homes.

Special forces guys like Seals and Delta Force probably eat bugs from time to time to survive, and if they don't, they definitely did during SERE training. So eating bugs is definitely not something a sissy beta cuck or a kike would do, only a true man would do that.

>wagecucks

You say that as if some people don't thoroughly enjoy their jobs and enjoy being able to afford a good job.

You can live very well on 50k/year and it's not difficult to get that kind of income if you're not retarded.

id live in that