Elder Scrolls Cred Forums Thread

redguards never done shit imperials are conqurors of tamriel with massive empire, only reason hammerfell is a place is because redguards are the only ppl who can be assed to live in the shitty desert. not even the best warriors baka

Breton
Dunmer
Redguard
Imperial
Thalmor
Orc
Bosmer
Argonian
Nord
Khajiit

>Worst race?

Redguard.

>Best race?

Altmer desu, but the Bretons really deserve an honorable mention cause Talos.

This

Breton and Nord are best
Imperials are lower but not as shit as non humans
Redguard the worst.

Top tier: Imperial, breton, altmer
Shit tier: everyone else

this guy gets it

>tfw breton

Wtf? As a playable character they have chimp out mode like the nords. It's pretty awesome desu.

Reminder that siding with the Imperials in Skyrim is Brexit Remain voter tier.

Top tier: Nords, Bretons
Mid tier: Dunmer, Bosmer, Imperial
Shit Tier: Argonian, Orc, Redguard, Khajiit
Kike Tier: Altmer.

rofl
MFW people actually think Imperials are not the top.
MFW they were actually the only race to unify Tamriel.

Fuck your terrible res picture. Also
>underaged b&

fuck off to

Honestly I like the Dunmer. Based religion and for the most part they just want to be left alone. That and Telvanni mushroom towers are comfy as fuck.

>redguard
>mer
pick two

Bosmer and Bretons are the only good races

best: khajiit, argonian
worst: everything else

>worst race
cliff racers

Bretons are the best guys

>Great natural mages
>Resist magic
>Chill as fuck

>invest perks in charisma
>get ass raped by a mud crab on lvl 20

Who are the Mexicans in the Elder Scrolls world?

Talos was a Nord when human. Bretons are some mixed race mongrel trash.

Best race - Imperials and orcs
Worst race - Argonian

which game u talking about tho? lore wise im pretty sure the nords are the best fighters considering they killed all the snow elves and parred off other dench invaders like ice giants n shit

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Why are khajiit more like niggers than the actual dark skinned race?

(((Altmers)))

I never played red guard in skyrim or oblivion but they defo had chimp out mode once a day perk in morrowind

>Breton
>Imperial
>nord
>redguard
>dunmer
>dwemer
>orc
>Bosmer
>(((Altmer)))
>khajiit
>argonian
>felmer

redguards are basically arabs

Redguard were originally based on Arabs.

Dunmer=Best Mer

>Daedra
Kys Mundus trash

St. Veloth literally called the Altmer a bunch of degenerates and led the Chimer to the promised land. That's pretty pol to me.

Argonians are the best

>be daedra
>get organ harvested

K's

Altmer>Dunmer>Breton>Bosmer>Redgaud>Nord>Orc>Imperial>Beastfolk trash

No, the only thing interesting about them is a fucking ATOMIC SWORD ATTACK

>All these people rating Imperials higher than shit tier
They're normal boring humans with no real prominent traits, why the appeal?

Honest question. What's with the katanas? What did the lore mean by this?

>mfw Redguards are just black people

they are akaviri in origin

Best: Argonian, Breton, Wood Elf
Worst: Redguard, High Elf, Imperkikes.

IIRC it's from some kind of old reptilian civilization from another continent that invaded Tamriel a while ago

breton best race

khajit and argonian are okay

bosmer and nords literal shit, especially bosmer

>Best: Argonian, Wood Elf
>Worst: Redguard, High Elf
Leaf.

>Black people
>Developing a civilization

tsaesci or something. snake people.

Argonian
Breton
Nord
Dunmer
Redguard
Bosmer
Orsimer
Khajiit
Imperial
Altmer

>They're normal boring humans with no real prominent traits, why the appeal?
>normal boring humans with no real prominent traits

That's what makes them mid-tier. They aren't great but aren't shitty either.

You're like the people who say "humans are so boring compared to other animals, we don't even have claws!"

Humans in game and out are the single most effective species to ever exist.

I remember that now. I always assumed that was allegorical though.

best = Breton

worst = redguard

Redguards are the arabs of Skyrim, Khajiit the gypsies.

>Imperials
>Defending a civilization

The bottom right one worst.
Any other race better.

Why? Black one can't build, grow crops, domesticate animals or even govern themselves.

All other races superior.

>of skyrim
Of Tamriel

>khajit
>okay
Pick one

>Respawn, murder the mudcrab or scamp he sold your shit to then murder rape the guy who killed you then rape his soul for Oblivion and in between rapes visit every single member of his family murder rape them and force feed him their organs.

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Redguards aren't really like real life blacks they're more like arabs

>I always assumed that was allegorical though.
Some part of the story certainly is, either "snake" and "monkey" people were just different ideological stances rather than actual races, or the snake people "devouring" the human inhabitants meant that they just blended the humans into their culture.

top: human(men and mer)
mid: Khajit, Argonian
shit: everyone else

They lost their great civ, basically we wuz shit, read the fucking lore LEAF

Patrician opinion.

couldn't agree more

>Respawn, get your soul stuffed into a daedric weapon, spend eternity sitting in a barrel because the mortal forgot where he left you.

Red guards are middle east, kajits are african night people.

It takes quite a bit of time for a Daedra to respawn. They get sent into the void of Oblivion and it takes time to have a physical form again.

Why all the Khajiit hate?

Worst race? The Presidential race.
Best race? Hmmm. The Olympic mens' bicycle race.

Khajit and Argonians are literal niggers

>Based Nord, Brenton, Bosmer Orc

God Tier - Dunmer/Altmer
Good Tier - Breton/Imperial
Normie Tier - Nord/Imperial
Bad Tier - Nord/Redguard
Shit Tier - Argonian/Khajiit

>All the people saying redgaurds are the worst
Are you being genuine or just sperging out because there's black people in a video game? They're objectively the best human race.

Why is general Tullius such a fag in skyrim?

>dunmer
>top tier

Stay in the fucking Grey Quarter, subhuman

Probably. Most of what we've seen like armor, weapons, and architecture is clearly Japanese inspired.

SLIDE THREAD

Pre-Alessia/Amulet of Kings, sure, they could and would do all that. Especially since elves were summoning armies of them willy nilly all day every day.

Afterwards however, especially later after Oblivion, they're now mostly cucks to wizards or stuck to shrines yelling at followers to do stuff.

nords are cool, imperials are cool too.
Nordic is the master race tho.

Besides their dindu qualities they are alright

at least they aren't bloodsucking snakes or necrophile slugs, or we wuz everything n shiet dragons

but they are the niggiest of the races

And thats the only right answer, the rest is just bullshit.

>Time mattering to an immortal species
It beats croaking at 100 because your a knock off human race or getting killed by the neighbors because you just had to steal another sweet roll, or getting your head caved in by a Nord's war hammer because your a wood elf

they're either slaves or drug selling gypsies

(You)

top tier:
Dunmer

shit tier:
N'wah

I was going to call you a degenerate furfag but that picture is too cute.

They're canonically drug addicted thieves and liars. Plus furries love them. Khajiit were doomed to be hated from the word go.

breton, dunmer and imperial are the only patrician races

Why the Empire is the better choice and why the Thalmor are not Jewish pastebin.com/D8h0WXKx

t. Cyrus Israkeem

>fucking slave lizards first

Ok, go back to your marshland

What I mean is by the time the Daedra is able to respawn the person the Daedra wants revenge against could quite possibly already be dead and be off in one of the billions of afterlives in the series. And this isn't if you first get summoned by some bumfuck adventurer first to make you kill some bandits or something and throws you on a long detour.

Reminder that:
Altmer = Northern Europe
Dunmer = Eastern Europe
Bosmer = Southern Europe
Dwemer = Central Europe
Orcimer = Arabs

Wtf? I hate Brexit now.

That has to be the gayest post i've seen in long time.

>skooma addicts
>thieves
>shady merchants

Sure, you can argue that other races have them to, but it's more prominent with them, as is canon to their stereotype

I always main High Elf, even in Skyrim. I'm torn as to whether to join the Stormcloaks or Imperials with an Altmer. Both are legitimately valid but gray options. I like the idea of a foreigner earning his keep with the native population by fighting against a foreign suppressor. But I feel that the Stormcloaks should've rebelled sooner rather than 25 years after the signing of treaty. Ulfric seems honorable but opportunist and power hungry. The Stormcloaks waited too long. I like the Stormcloaks but I feel that the Empire is the right choice in the long term. Nords could secede afterwards, I suppose. Should Altmer even think of joining the Stormcloaks? Or would it be like an Asian trying to be a Stormfronter?

Khajit are great for unarmed combat, the most fun combat imo

>Dwemer = Central Europe
Dwemer are single-handedly responsible for like 40% of the strife and suffering in the tamriel.

I just meant that they are generally good machinists. The history doesn't line up completely.

BOW MORTALS BEFORE TRUE GODS IN FLESH !!!

Please post more thumbnails OP

Khajit are literal scum of the Elder Scrolls world, and it's conveyed pretty clearly through the story, with them being mostly denied access to cities, and those who make it in being varying degrees of skooma snorting criminals.
That doesn't stop me from always playing as them, though. Nowhere else does lore of a race match my playstyle so perfectly.

You have to go back to the Summerset Isles.

Seriously being Altmer even once.

Argonians invaded Oblivion during the crisis and closed the gates. They also resisted the Altmer and invaded Morrowind. They may be non humans but they're far from trash

>skooma snorting
you're doing it wrong man, take a vacation to bravil and watch the pros at work

Vivec is extremely based. Who else can say they shoved a spear created from Molag Bal's bit off dick down Azura's throat?

>Dwemer
>A problem
No, they just Dwexited so hard reality got torn a new one.

>Argonians closed the gates

False. That was me.

t. A Breton

God-tier: Dwemer
Top-tier: Altmer & Imperials
High-tier: Nords & Bretons
Mid-tier: Bosmer, Dunmer & Redguards
Low-tier: Orcs & Khajiits
Enslaved-tier: Argonians

What happened to them in the games? I forget.

Did they get teleported somewhere?

And he actualy did something for the people while Azura was just siting in Oblivion doing nothing, like all other gods/oblivion pricnes.

They closed all the ones in the black marsh

fuck off.

Ah your that guy who's statue was in Bruma.

Man you dress like a retard, thanks for saving us tho

They vanished from this plane of existence.

>Top Race
>Breton

You realize that the Bretons are the Jews of TES, right?

Out of spite from a god, or one of their experiments?

They just disappeared or something, because of some invention they made

I like playing as an altmer, roleplaying as one of the "good ones" who are helping the goyim

Breton

NOOOBODY KNOOOOOWS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

One dwemer magician/technican hit a dead gods heart with his hammer and the entire race vanished.

Black Marsh is such a third world disease infested shithole that even the fiery planes of Oblivion were an improvement. Its like Guatemalans trying to sneak into Mexico.

source on pics?

Nobody knows for sure, I hope it's left open ended as to what really happened. Give it some mystery, and nothing is more mysterious than murder machines and ghosts.

Also we've done poorly the best race is obviously Bonewalkers.

>be glorious Snow-Elf paladin of Auri-el
>get asses kicked all the way to the reach by the nords
>driven underground
>ask fellow mer for refuge
>they agree on the condition we blind ourselves
>get forced into perpetual slavery, torture, and casualized bloodsports so brutal that we turn into goblins
>Dwemer masters throw an autistic atheist-tantrum so powerful that they literally transform into a gundam

They became the golden skin of numidium

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Retard

Top races- Altmer, Imperials, Argonains, Bretons
Meh races- Khajit, Redguard, Orc
Shit races- Nords, Dunmer

Ooga booga, go back to Hammerfell

pastebin.com/D8h0WXKx

>tfw i spend 700 trillion hours in paint and nobody gives me (you)s

>only ones who can be assed to live in the shitty desert
>Landed there in the first era and slaughtered every Dwemer, Orc and elf that stood in their way

Pick one

Ignore the retards here, they were fused into the skin of their golem god.

Best race : Nords
Worst race : everything else
Only good for slavery : Disgusting elves

Fucked with the heart of Lorkhan and disappeared. All except this guy.

Nords = Germanics

Bretons = celts

Imperials = meds

Orcs = Niggers

Redguard = Arabs (even tho black)

Khajit = gypo

Bosmer = east asians

Dunmer = japs (better than other elves but hated by them)

Argonians = Spics

Do you agree?

I respect Vivec because he tried and did what he could and admitted even as a god he didn't do everything right and wished he did better. He also wasn't a power hungry nutcase like Almalexia or a total recluse like Sotha Sil. He truly meant well with everything he did and even then still regretted that he had to break his promise to Nerevar to do it.

There were 3 who dared to become gods in living form. They walked among us and answered our questions. They gave us sermons that have lasted the ages. What did you n'wah have?

We know. They disappeared because Dwemer magician Kagrenac hit a Lorkhan's heart with his magical tools. Something went wrong and bam.

Same. I've became aware of the "Altmer are Jews" thing here. It hurts man, I've played this race since Morrowind. Now in Skyrim, they're the new scapegoat enemy. I like helping out the goyim humans but at the same time I can't help but feel like a gigantic race traitor. I only killed those who intended to kill me.

We should start a guild on ESO

... You fuckers better be on Yellow

darrengeers.deviantart.com/gallery/

jesus....

Forgot Jews are clearly altmer

True, shame he is gone and Dwemer race fallen.

>ESO

darrengeers.deviantart.com/gallery/

Just drag the picture to the search bar. Usually will find the source.

nice list
here's a (you)

Yeah I'm reading the wiki. Pretty cool.

Ther Maormer further complete my Europe=Elves theory, by giving us an exclusive one. I'm sure you could further refine it.

>playing eso

You're a disgrace to your own kind.

Imperials are shit.

Worst: High Elves
Best: Bretons
Argonians and Khajit are retarded by their own genetics they can't help it. High Elves have brains and yet they're liars, Jews, and racists

>Nobody knows for sure
They tried to use the heart of lorkhan and numidium to become divine and escape the falsehood of reality, Azura tickled kagrenac's nose when he was on the precipice of success and because of the subsequent sneeze he fucked up. Rather than turning the entire dwemer race into a gestalt god-entity and escaping mundus, they simply became the physical form of a divine being, the golden skin of anumidium. Their final fate is especially fitting because as punishment of their hubris they are now forever stuck on the material realm they so despised, serving as a tool that would allow others to accomplish the dream of the dwemer race.

>Being a Dunmernigger
Could you b more of a neckbeard?

Nords = Scandinavians
Bretons = Celts/Bronze age europeans
Imperials = Romans (They descend from nords tho)
Orcs = Mongolians
Redguards = Moors/North Africans
Altmer = Han dynasty Chinks
Bosmer = Native Americans
Dunmer = Japs
Argonians = They have a very mesoamerican feeling but i'm not sure
Khajiit = Gypsies/Pooinloos

>Imperials

Literally degenerated form of once proud nation.

>breton
>top race
They're literally a bottom race created by excessive elf dickings of slaves of the man races.

Nords, Orcs, and Redguards normally are competing for 'best physical asskickers' as dunmer have best 'hybrid asskicker' on lockdown. However this depends on the Argonians not being DIRECT CONTROLLED by the Hist, the elder god hivemind that is from an earlier kalpa that created the Argonians as a servitor race using advanced biotech and can mutate them into super mutants at any time.

Remember the Oblivion Crisis? It happened all across the world. When gates opened in the Black Marsh, Oblivion got counter-invaded so hard they had to SHUT IT DOWN because the argonians/hist were starting to colonize a fucking daedric prince.

Yes

actually the daedra closed the gates as the argions were counter invading hard

Nords, Imperials, and Redguards. Redguards are like what niggers wish they were (we wuz kangs) they dont act like dindu's and loot their own hometowns and act like monkeys.

>argonians colonize oblivion

FUCKING KNEW IT, RAPEFUGES, BUILD THAT WALL!

The metaphors and analogies purposefully built into the series are quite fascinating.

Am fapping to your comment

top races - nord,argonian redguard ( imperial only before skyrim an shieeeet)

Mid races - (imperial in skyrim ), orc, bosmer breton dunmer

Shit races- , khajiit, altmer (imperial in skyrim )

redguards top cause they defended their land against the altmeri skypes alone

argonian top cause fucking hist hivemind btfo mehrunes dagon from black marsh alone and btfo those dunmer googles (took their clay back)

>argonian
kys, mate

Forgot to post this

Nope Talos is three people, iirc two of them nords, and one breton

Yeah, I go full autist on metaphor completing and drawing parallels between fiction and reality.

Same thing with Jazz covers and whatnot. I like seeing what changing some variables generates and which parts change and which stay the same.

dunmer fag detected

Top Races - Nords, Imperials, Bretons
Mid Races - Dunmers, Altmers, Bosmers
Shit Races - Orcs, Argonians, Khajiits, Redguards

>Nords = Nords
>Bretons = slavs
>Imperials = germanics
>Orcs = Niggers
>Redguard = Arabs (even tho black)
>Khajit = gypo
>Bosmer = east asians
>Dunmer = meds
>Argonians = Spics

The Argonians beat the Dunmer when the Dunmer were at their lowest. That's hardly an accomplishment.

>Implying they haven't perfected invisibility and quiet enchantments and are reorganizing all your cool shit into an immovable and indestructible bag of holding that nobody else believes exists.

>altmer shit

>First race

enjoy dying to poison and drowning, nerd

>top race
>redguard

>Breton
>Nord
>Dunmer
>Imperial >Altmer
>Redguard >Orc >Argonian
>Bosmer
>Khajit

Altmer are objectively the god tier race in game, but they are so kikey they got knocked down to cucktholicism tier.

argonians are just autistic "lizards-skin" nords anyway

Jews are elves
>Altmer-ashkenazi
>Dummer-Sephardi
>Bosmer-Mizrahi

Europeans are mer
>Imperials-Mediterraneans
>Nords-Germans, and other aryan scum
>Bretons-Anglo scum

North Africans are redguards

Sub-Saharan Africans are Orcs

Hispanics/latinos are Argonians

Arabs are khajiit

In game-context I'd say that Imperials are the true master race, they are the only thing between skyrim and the Dominion

>Ulfric
>Not an altmer asset
>Civil war is good

Fucking Nords, always destroying euro-... i mean, Tamriel

Even though I'd always pick Argonians cuz they look and act like Mexicans

Argonians too will be stripped of their racial features come the new game.

Fun fact, the only reason anyone survives in a later age is that the Khajiit have been colonizing the moons for fucking ages. When the mad Dwemer construct gets unfucked from Aka-Tosh it begins unmaking reality so anyone who can flees Nirn to the celestial bodies. It then has to be locked down with a massive group of logicians to try and keep reality intact. However they eventually fail and get paradox'd out of reality but by then everyone is flying around firing 11th dimensional mathematics at each other to incinerate space fleets. Then c0da shit happens, and Vivec comes back and the final kalpa is assured.

Also Khajiit and Dunmer are the allies of Men since the daedric princes enacting on the influence of Lorkhan effectively seperated them from the Mer culturally and support the end of the kalpa cycle.

Were all dwarves fat neckbeards with spider legs, or just this guy?

Dagoth Ur was right. He did nothing wrong.

stay mad imperial fag get cucked by elfs

nords are supposed to represent scandinavians

I prefer to imagine that its numidium doing that, following you wherever you go, and hiding behind trees and houses whenever you turn around.

Only this one cuz he was sick. Dwarves were elfs but with epic beards.

>altmer
>top tier

Just him, he also got infected with corprus so that explains the whole morbid obesity and immortality thing.

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Forgot to mention, I'm not counting past games

But i'd still say imperials are the master race

but scandinavians are in "aryan scum"

youtube.com/watch?v=ScWYvkTlgFM
>about to reach enlightenment
>realize the universe is just the dream of a god
>proceed to fuck it all up by thinking that YOU are the god and the dream is YOURS
hes just a narcissist

>Literally Altmer puppets
>master race

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That's what I was referring to by: "Other aryan scum"

I was counting the Baltics, Nordics and northern Europeans

Muh Skyrim for the nurds

They are literally XXth century germans

Interesting take. Dwemer are Jews too? What about Maormer? Are the Aldmer the Canaanites? Orsimer are technically elves too.

Empire was lucky that Tribunal prefered peace then war. Vivec alone would fucking destroy legions.

Sixth House bases honestly spook me more than horror games.

>bretons appear human
>bretons have elf tier magic capabilities
>bretons exist because human whores love BIG ELVEN COCK

Yea, especially that cave where you are cursed with corpus. IMHO more spooky then Dagoth ur base.

JESUSS....
They were elfs, strong and smart. This wheelchair dwemer is a fucking retard.

>Role Dunmer in Morrowind
>Get bullied
>Play Dunmer in next game
>Get bullied once more
>Realize up on reading the lore Dunmer are utter shit
>Realize this is what is must be like to be black
>Play Skyrim
>Turn up console
>Gas the N'wah.exe

>Dunmer bullied
>For like 1000 years Morrowind was the richest and most peacful kingdom thx to the Tribunal.

>elder scrolls elves kidnap huamn women for their rape dungeons
once again TES turning established tradition on its head
TES LORE BEST LORE

The only reason Tiber Septim conquered Morrowind so easily is because Vivec didn't want to waste time, energy, and manpower on the Empire when he knew Dagoth Ur was able to keep the Tribunal away from the heart of Lorkhan. Plus I'm sure Vivec was also thinking worst case scenario the Empire could assist in fighting the Sixth House if the ghostfence ever fell.

>Get rekt't in a war they couldn't have won

>Obviously have to accept the winners terms

>Secretly preparing to retake their honor

>Elves know this

>When the empire is slowly recovering Skyrim's high king is suddenly assassinated

>One of your most important provinces breaks into civil war

>tfw you, the empire, are the only thing between the nordic race and total extermination by the elves

>Have to deal with Altmer pressure while taking care of the mess started by Adolf (((Stormcloack)))

>Eventually lose the war because dumb ass shit Dovakhiin sided with them

>The Dominion takes the opportunity to ffinally exterminate the nordic race

>Lose power

>Empire falls

>Tamriel is now called the Aldmeri Dominion

True, bump.

Is everyone looking forward to how disappointed they will be for the next TES game?

Disappointment has increased geometrically since oblivion. Skyrim was shallow as a puddle, fallout 4...they literally couldn't be bothered to make a finished game, they just slapped some base building together recorded a few BAWSTAN voice overs and called it a day.

Will the next TES game just be the creation kit.exe, with some lore about how you achieved CHIM (or whatever) and accidentally destroyed reality and have to rebuild it?

God Tier: Nords
High: Argonian, Orcs, Dunmer
Decent Tier: Redguard, Altmer
Cuck Tier: Imperial, Bosmer
Literal Jews: Altmer

They probably got Alduin'd and will mysteriously reappear much to everyone's chagrin

Best magic race: Breton
Best melee race: Nord
Best stealth race: Bosmer

Why not high elf for magic? Sure they are stronger, but also weaker. Literal fucking glass cannons.
Why not redguard for melee? Their focus has been endurance. If there was a need for a nigger that can run far, that would be their thing. Not chopping.
Why not orcs for melee? They are fucking idiots. All they can do is chop and not much else. The closest thing they got to some semblance of intelligence is smithing. And even then there are better than them.
Why not Kahjit for sneaking: Fucking skooma addicts. Nuff said.

Out of all these races which is the best?
Fucking Breton.
Why?

Great magic resistance, not just resistance to one element and weakness to another like everyone else gets.
Good magic power bonus but not at the expense of becoming a weakling in melee like the high-elfs.
Literally no weaknesses.

Video games are getting more expensive to make

Thus, either they increase the prices, now to 100$ or make unfinished shitty games, like Fallout 4, Skyrim or Halo 5

Top: nords
Middle: the rest
Shit tier: elves

Seeing as how the Thalmor are going around destroying the towers that support reality, if they have not already gotten around to Numidium the Brass Tower, that may very well happen when they do.

Dude escaped becoming the skin of a pseudo-god that goes insane and can remake reality with tonal architecture and is autistic that can only say NO - to everything.

He did so by catching corpus, a disease generated by an entity that reverse-CHIM'd (instead of realizing all is a dream and you don't exist but fail to zero sum through sheer will to remain independent, Dagoth Ur realized everything is him while he was in the dreamsleeve - where souls go when dead/asleep for recycling - and had the ability if you hadn't stopped him before getting the Akulakhan working to turn literally the entire universe into Dagoth Ur), so he was immortal by a connection to an effectively immortal entity on return from an exploration mission outside reality into the Aetherius - where all the pre-council/earthbones/king-rebel-observer paradigm stuff rejectors went and left the holes that magicka leaks into the world from that look like stars/the sun.

Then he lived with an immortal dunmer scientist who has been making a harem of female clones of himself as fucktoys/lab assistants. He's immortal, the last Dwemer, and hanging out with a guy who is the strongest single non-divine/non-daedric/non-PC entity who gives such a lack of fucks that when the argonian invasion of Morrowind happened there's a footnote that said 'oh yeah and no one got fucking close to Divayth Fyr, he just nuked the armies that came and went back to fucking himselves.' He's a fat fuck immortal scientist hanging out with another immortal scientist who grow so powerful they cannot be made to give a fuck through all of history from then on.

>elves
>shit

The whole human civilzation is thx to them.

Orcs are the best race, because they have the best racial ability

~Berserker rage~
>Deal double damage, take half damage. This multiplier also scales with whatever weapons, armor, potions or spells you are using to enhance your abilities.

When you use it, your screen goes all fuzzy, and you charge into the enemy like a lunatic, cleaving them all down easily.
Whenever I get into a rough spot, Berserker rage is my ace in the hole.

I remember one time I was fighting an overpowered ice wizard who drained all my stamina and speed, then cut me down with a single powerful blizzard attack. I couldn't beat him no matter what I did.

So I selected my most powerful two handed weapon and all my heavy armor, drank every single potion in my inventory, used berserker rage and just straight up charged him. I was able to tank his attacks as I closed the distance, then stagger him with a powerful devastating blows from my war axe. Finally defeating him despite his attempts to heal.

It would not be possible without berserker rage, I'd probably be forced to camp him with arrows, damage which he would just heal back anyway.

So what would have happened to Morrowind during the Oblivion Crisis if the Tribunal was still around?

I thought he escaped Kagrenac's Great Smelting by being in one of the outer dimensions and caught corprus when he returned?

When Oblivion Crisis happend Almalexia and Sotha were dead and Vivek was too weak, he just vanished, probally takeny by demons to Oblivion.

There would not have been a Tribunal, or likely a Tamriel as Dagoth Ur would have overwhelmed them and spread his blight winds to all of Tamriel whilst Akulukhan wrecks what would have been left of the Empire.

>redguards never done shit
Fucking casuals LEAVE

Alamexia would be putting on makeup, Sotha Sil would be trying to install gentoo in the clockwork city, and Vivec would challenge Mehrunes to a game of divine limbo or some shit and then write a book about it.

found it
fullrest.ru/forum/topic/8735-amba-5-mertvii-gorod-morrovinda/

I should also mention that in the lore, orcs are talented at the most overpowered game mechanic: smithing. Able to churn out armor and weapons with ridiculously game-breaking stats. Turning them into some of the most powerful fighters in the game.

Orc society is also badass, and reminiscent of the Vikings. Even their buildings resemble Viking archetecture

Curbstomped it and made into a series of books implying Vivec sodomized the daedric princes again with his long, beautiful spear.

However it wouldn't be nearly as metal as what did happen, where Redoran and Indoril manned the fuck up and raised an enormous army of undead led by sorcerer warriors to fight Oblivion to a standstill. You remember the big mudcrab city that was house Redoran's headquarters in Morrowind? That was raised as an undead and used as a moving battlefortress that could get into cqc with daedric siege engines.

Best is the Breton for the magic resistance + magic absorbing
Worst is the Khajit for being fucking gypsies

But if Tribunal would be still alive then Vivec alone would close all gates in Morrowind without problem.

>most overpowered game mechanic

I thought that was alchemy
Or enchanting
or stealth conjuration with quiet spell

Redoran best house

ITT: fuckin casuals who don't know shit bout lore

Vivec canonically just went secret adventuring/low key hedonisming again because fuck it why not he still had CHIM even without the heart to back him up. Just had to be more careful to avoid the dream from garbage collecting his ass when he was changing variables in reality. They also sent letters back through time and can be found in some of the games. They resurfaced eventually with a sex change because he's literally Kirkbride's waifu.

Cred Forumstards should be sent to labor camps

Go outside and have sex with women

>all these people saying muh breton or muh nord

Here's the real version kids

Altmer (smartest, best culture, literally aryan nazis)
Dunmer (ancient culture, strong family values, dedicated worship, temple structure + Great Houses)
Imperials (founded the Empire, held the Empire, rule over all the other nations of Tamriel)
Argonian (Alien tree sap from previous kalpa possessing the bodies of lizards)
Redguards (Also survivors of previous kalpa, worshipers of swordsmanship, honor-bound warrior codes and defense of country, famous for HoonDing, the god of "fuck your shit I do what I want"

>>>>>>> POWER GAP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>Bosmer, cannibal hippies who are afraid to hurt trees but okay with eating other people
>Nordtrash, scummy no-honor retards living in hay and horseshit, essentially the American whites in the south, pasty and fat
>Bretons, literal racemixed cucks
>Khajiit, all thieves and smugglers, literally, every khajiit in the game gives the same speech about a few bad apples ruining the bunch but in reality every khajiit according to the creation kit has low morality, smuggles skooma, or steals)
>Orcs
I don't need to say anything about orcs.

>Redoran
Sad reminder that even though TES 6 is years away, Bethesda will never release Skyrim DLC introducing the narrow sliver of Morrowind that borders Skyrim, all of which is Redoran territory and holds their house capital and new capital of the province (Blacklight) all of which is about 10 minutes' walk from the border.

Most likely what the developers intended you to infer. But as with all art, it's open to various interpretations.

spic means hispanic, you mean argonians are equivalent to central and south americans, right?

So who's best by lore?
Redguard for sinking their homeland?
Or the Tsaesci for their repeated fucking up of everything

I forget what he fat slug people are called

Argonians are like Malaysian swamp niggers

>Trying to wiggle out of the empire in order to avoid participation in the next worldwide race war.

cuck

>tfw playing as a dunmer

This feels right

Ok, Cred Forumstard
Whatever you say :)

>the fat slug people are called
Effectively genocide'd when everyone got fed up with their bullshit and sank the coral kingdoms.

Obviously the Imperials are the best race and Khajiit are the worst. This isn't even a question.

Also the Altmer are Jews.

I thought they were death-mage amphibians
Can you drown an amphibian?
Can you drown an undead amphibian?

Top tier: Imperial, Altmer, Breton
Mid tier: Dunmer, Bosmer, Nords
Shit tier: Argonian, Orismer, Redguard
Gypsy tier: Khajit
Literally bananas tier: Sload

Nord the best. All others need not apply.

youtube.com/watch?v=8LjhGNMOoEU

>Talk to khajiit caravan member
>"The nords of skyrim so not let us into their cities. They think us all thieves and skooma dealers."
>That's terrible! How long have you been in Skyrim?
>"Not very long, I got arrested and kicked out of my two previous countries"
>They actually sell skooma if you try to buy from them

...

>who could be behind this post?

DELET

this. the other races are all eternally assmad about it too. Imperials are basically the only non-subhuman, non-jewish(mer) race.

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Dunmer are basically Afghanis.

this

They were pretty great until getting cucked by the thalmor.

They united nothing. Dunmwers had autonomy, just like Altmers, Bretons and Wood elfs, not to mention argonians where imperial rule was the weakest.

GOD TIER
Altmer, Redguard

GOOD TIER
Imperial, Argonian, Dwemer

MEH TIER
Bosmer, Khajiit, Orc

INTO THE TRASH IT GOES TIER
Breton, Dunmer, Nord, Falmer

Why does elder scrolls inspire so much political discussion?

You can, when you apply enough magic firepower from a unified fleet of fucking everyone. Also don't forget the oceans are filled with the aggressive Dreugh who are also a former kalpa survivor though their culture degenerated really hardcore when Aka through Alduin noticed the daedric prince who smuggled them through the kalpas and turned him into the brain dead asshole prince.

There is a pocket of dreugh that are still advanced though, existing in a pocket dimension mirroring the world.

Anyways, I'm pretty sure the sload needed to have some land to live on as amphibians, they weren't 100% aquatic. Also their whole civilization and infrastructure got dismantled in the war so they had genocide+complete societal collapse. Any that survived and are around later are pale imitations of what they once were, that sell their own fucking selves as soap to alchemists.

Orc > all

You can't argue this

Why haven't the mods deleted this off-topic slide thread?

This place pisses me off.