Brit/pol/ - Tomorrow's papers edition

>Brexit begins: Theresa May takes axe to EU laws
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/01/brexit-begins-theresa-may-takes-axe-to-eu-laws/

>ESA benefit payments: Re-tests axed for chronically ill claimants
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37526324

>PM May says Scotland will have no veto over Brexit
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKCN1202OG

>Britain heading for "full Brexit" says Minister
express.co.uk/news/politics/716371/Michael-Fallon-declares-Britain-heading-full-Brexit-deal-finally-cut-all-EU-ties

>Theresa May to pave way for temporary and self-employed workers to have protections under new laws at conference
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/30/theresa-may-paves-way-for-self-employed-and-temporary-workers-to/

>Jeremy Corbyn borrows from Hugo Chavez with "21st century socialism" plans
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-party-conference-speech-21st-century-socialism-council-housing-a7335771.html

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Huzzah, Lads.

lots of leftist faggots here tonight

MATCH OF THE DAY
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nth for Mosley

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Sieg heil!

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Who /no gf/ here?

Let's make this a feels thread lads.

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Do any of you chaps live in Surrey?

>when you get bbc nutsack in your face

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>HIV Cure

Hmmm

>Let's make this a feels thread

Let's not, this isn't /soc/

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yeah

>Hard Brexit will breed new bigotry

Good news, I see

Who /Wales/ here?

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Hello lads, just wanted to say best of luck kicking the EU in the cunt and hanging the BBC execs

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Ahh, NAPALM.

>Soft Brexit
REEEEE this phrase triggers me. You either leave the EU or you don't, it's not that fucking complicated. What's the point in leaving the EU if we stay in the single market anyway? Jesus Christ this country is full of limp wristed faggots.

kek just saw:
>Senior Rabbis new fears for the survival of Jews in Europe
What are they moaning about now?

Demon, demon I say.

>Free choccy biccies
>10 quid off Flamingo Land
>30 p's for the paper

BLIMEY

Any NW London boys in?

>And then briefly, for a fraction of a moment he leaned gently into the door frame, ever so slightly supported by it. The sheer scale of his campaign, this small party punching above its weight because of this man, in one of the most unforgiving democratic election systems in the world, written in his body language.

when can we see therouxs scientology doc? swear it was out long ago

Surrey, Ewell.
Fine place.
Not many degenerates, and since its suburban you can really enjoy the history that surrounds the place.

first for i'm joining the navy

North East mate

How is the BBC allowed to discriminate on race and gender? Holy shit.

Thanx burger user good like with the elections

tfw I lost the girl I love over half a year ago
tfw she's told me she still loves me while she's with someone else
tfw she's gone off to uni

What do I do lads? Do I try tinder or something or just chat up randos in town?

Bit early for that chap, post 1pm Brit/pol/ is feels time

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>How far along in your application are you?

I've already done the pre-selection day, now I'm just waiting for real selection.

I've got the Royal Anglians as my first choice, seeing as how they're my local infantry regiment. I'm still quite confident that I want to stick with my choice, and at this point I've waited so long (about a year) that I just want to get in.

Marines or actual navy?

Get a loyal doggo instead.

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White males have so many advantages in society he'll land right on his feet

Going for a 40 mile bike ride tomorrow chaps.
Do you think I'll survive in a t-shirt and shorts or should I lengthen and layer up?

navy navy

>Boxing ban
fucking faggots, anyone who suggests this deserves a good whack in the teeth.

Don't forget to cast your vote.

strawpoll.me/11342885

Cheers lad, best of luck with your elections.

> It's lets make shit up week

Nice, i'm going army, got my pre-selection on the 14th.

>boxing ban


FUCKING SCOTS YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING BAN EVERYTHING AND EXPECT IT TO WORK YOU FUCKING IDIOTS DEATHS IN BOXING ARE RARE AS FUCK I HATE YOU SCOTLAND I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

Gonna be cold tomorrow m8.
Best to bring backup gear.
Going hiking meself looking for buried treasure.

How about you go to Cred Forums or one of the other virgin boards for that

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It's typical lefty shite, the news up here is unbelievable with the crap they print.

Find an old tinder slag it will cheer you up for the time being

Anyone else from the /West Mids/ here?

>>The Independent

I go on their website daily and they literally fabricate numbers to meet their political position. They're dead against brexit and will tell you anything to make you think it's bad.

The other day they were citing CNN and claiming Clinton won the debate based on that one poll yet hardly any others reflected it.

My family is allmost completely made out of Royal Navy/Navy in general servicemen.

My oldest relative I know of was a Norman Knight that travelled though warships.

Then I have a 500 or so old list of family members who saw survice for his majesty's navy.

Surveing almost every war for around 500 or so years.

Glorious.

And I thought burger tabloids were bad

Based Jews

Going anywhere interesting lad? Im in the middle of the Dales and the Lakes, so I get to go to some great areas for hiking.

>and then there is you

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>high class dwarf hooker noshed him off under the table

>youtube.com/watch?v=hSSBQWbF7R8
>ywn be a part of the war generation
why even live

Also best of luck really getting out of the EU and roping every bremain shill in the empire

Lets say the Queen puts you, yes YOU in power tomorrow. You have complete and total control and you may enact any policy you wish. How do you change Britain for the better?

I'm currently doing a degree in History.

The only military life I ever had was cadets.

>ywn die and suffer for Based Jews

>tfw no military history

Remove brown.

youtube.com/watch?v=bvouc8Qs_MI

There's ruins of a 12th century church I frequent.
I hang out and imagine living in 800 AD.
I had grand designs about living in it.

>ban jews

COLONIALISM.

Make freddos 10p again

>youtube.com/watch?v=6lU5WxkKndM
I want to go back

Literally shaking right now.

Checking in

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>tfw can trace back my family lineage to the early days of the Royal Navy

Feels good to know my family has served on His/Her Majesties Ships since the Armada.

>ywn import nigs to the homeland under the jewish pretence of "empire"

Join as an officer with you're degree, simple. A history degree is a fast track to captain at least. Even just go reserves if your not up to it, keep your tradition alive

Prepare a global campaign to take back our rightful colonies. The world is a worse place since the empire collapsed.

Reverse almost everything put in place since 1997.
Reverse much of the social "reforms" of the 60's
Huge infrastructure projects

Is he, dare I even utter it, our guy?

Staines checking in

Hand over control to America

It's 30p cheaper than the Mail on Sunday. The real price above it is £1.40.

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Ban hate speech
Fund NHS
Tax top 10% at 50% of their income
Redo brexit vote with only 16-30 year olds
Replace racist, imperialist and xenophobic monuments with refugee shelters

No.
I like to laugh at him, though.

>Y'ah George , wahs goin on we he' lad?

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>I become pic related
>make Britain top tier Fashy utopia
>work on making the same happen all across the west
>take back muh colonies

It's lright m8.
You gotta get the papers get the papers.
I get all my news on Cred Forums.

>V-video gaems will make independence happen

This is Rhodesia back then.

>MAPLE LEAF BROOCH FOR EVERY READER.

Hahaahhahahahahahahahhahaha.

Holy shit. My sides.

>tfw there's actual stormfags on brit/pol/

Today

youtube.com/watch?v=bDYmIl6NXoU

This man was literally based.

He was such an unlikely man to become a fascist, he was a member of the Labour Party.

I doubt anyone here actually likes the BNP

>take back muh colonies
Try it bitch

FOR FUCK SAKE

#NUKECALAIS

already got it planned mate

>not final version

>BNP.
Group is a spilt of a better group that never became popular as the other group.

>implying we would want the united caliphate of bongo-bongo

>national socialist =/= bnp

Did you apply while you were still unfit?

You should get through quicker than you have, if you were.

Up to you like, the RMs appealed to me because they're the UK's first go to whenever there's a conflict or humanitarian disaster.

Much more likely to get deployed, if that's what you want.

Your average infantry regiments don't see any action unless there's a major conflict with a major troop deployment.

All depends on what you want of course.

Good luck either way.

Abolish the monarchy
Marxism-Leninism as the guiding ideology
Planned economy
Brexit
Form a people's militia
Free public transport

>MISS MAY

That's Mrs. May you filthy savage.

The French just let this happen in their country.

I like Griffin.

youtube.com/watch?v=kmDuPccLON4

when Clinton wins you'll be begging for it

He means the African colonies.

How about Rhodesia now?

We had more colonies than the East Coast of the US, friendo

We've got 4 of the smelly fuckers in this thread right now.

strawpoll.me/11342885/r

mostly because they think it's our problem not theirs.

A FUCKING

LEAF

>Hopefully joining the Navy next year
>Don't want to be deployed saving """"""refugees"""""" in the med

Complete shitehole, imagine if detroit was a country.

Very Jewish looking couple on that front page. Who are they?

Thinking of joining Labour tbqh lads

I'll be brit/pol/'s man

youtube.com/watch?v=g1f4bkXfNX4

It's bloody theirs. Why people are yelling at us to deal with a French issue is beyond me.

Isn't there only 1 or 2 British ships there? Given it's 1 or 2 too many, but the odds are more than likely that you won't.

I applied when I was still living abroad, I had to wait five months before actually moving here, then another six months for "residency".

>ban and expel Jews, Catholics, mudslimes, all non-traditional for Britain Protestant denominations
>ban and expel Slavs, Meds, Spaniards, semites, negroes and asians.
>legalise handguns
>introduce protectionism and support national production
>arrest and execute all modern artists and ideological collaborators of cultural marxism
>open Natioanl Treason Grand Trial to have official way to execute all race traitors in the government and business
>provide more funding to the Army

you limeys are hilarious, you all love the UKIP but hate BNP when they're exactly the same. Stop reading the daily guardian

Winter is coming,lets hope it wipes out a few rapefugess

>Be a submariner
>Go on V-boats
>Sail out of Faslane
>Sail back to Faslane
>Repeat

You'll go nowhere near refugees

Brit/pol already has a man in labour

>BNP
>UKIP
>The same

kek

>Not being Right-Wing.

You're not British.

>UKIP and the BNP are the same

(You)

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>blond hair and blue eyes
>Jewish

who here /shitposting in the bath/

The extra money isn't worth being stuck on a submarine for months

>you limeys are hilarious, you all love the UKIP but hate BNP when they're exactly the same. Stop reading the daily guardian

>limeys
>they're exactly the same
>Stop reading the daily guardian
You're trying too hard m8

Nobody here hates the BNP's message of a white Britain for the British

Its the Reddit cucks who come here for >lememes

Here is a (you)

>tfw bluepilled pol/tards/ come on brit/pol/ having bought into muh white nationlism and muh hitler

You have to go back.

The number one thing I'd say to people who want to join the Armed Forces is that everything in it is a game. Give it your best to that game. Give EVERYTHING to that game. But it's the best damn game in the world and you'll never get anything like it outside of the Forces.

>BNP
>Same as UKIP

You're ignorant and idiotic.

I don't hate their message, I hate the way they put it across.

>implying they won't be put into housing

Reminder that all Englishmen descend from these top lads

Its paki infiltration m8

Them and their lefty jew pals are staging a raid on brit/pol/


>Exterminate every anti British troll

They're pretty embarrassing and loud. Like Americans. They're also socialist.

You a commonwealth bro?

Enjoy.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=svmva3kKNRo

Start collecting. Need that leaf brouch

Just to clarify; BNP are as left wing as Corbyn's labour. Being against immigration alone doesn't make you a good party.

Once you get past the sea trials and shoreside bollocks the actual patrols are the easy bit. A good time to get through your reading list and make loads of money without spending any.

Nah I'm British, I've just been living abroad for the past 19 years due to me being a UN kid

>when your IP is giving you a yank flag and you use it to harvest free (you)s

-National Service
-Kick out darkies and heebs
-Nationalist material in the media

youtube.com/watch?v=2hQsKSoA1bQ

socialism isn't a bad thing provided it's not combined with open borders like Corbyn wants

holy shit that's adorable

That's pretty much everywhere in the Armed Forces though unless you're in London District.

Is it worth buying/mortgaging a house in the forces? or should you just wait until you can either buy outright or just keep saving until you retire then buy?

They had a jew councillor as a member. That annoyed the left scum more than anything

You have to go back, scum.
This nation has always been proud of our traditions, of our cultures and of our heritage.

We will not let tosspots like you ruin our nation.
Our nation is in a state of great struggle.
Nationalism kept this nation alive.
It's time to save Britian, and Europe.

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>socialism isn't a bad thing provided it's not combined with open borders like Corbyn wants
Lad...

>You watch those nature documentaries on the cable?
>Yeah.
>See the one about lions?

A good start

Have fun with your Therapeutic-Managerial state

>national socialism
>not based

>NATIONALISM=/NATIONAL SOCIALISM OR HITERLISM

Jesus Christ, how fucking hard is this to grasp?

Lads is it worth going to the royal navy if you wear glasses? I'm training as a doctor and might specialise with them. Not sure if I should.

>see national socialism

And you've lost all of them.

Come on m8, the not been independent since we was bought out. Pull the other one, it's got bells on.

Marxist socialism is pretty abysmal all around

Good worker.

>national socialism is bad

We've let pretty bad things happen here lad

That's why I said

>take back muh colonies

Yeah you are allowed glasses. Doctor is a fast track to captain if you go officer.

Its pretty embarrassing to see people act like naziism is good. What would your grandparents say?

>Yeah.
>See this lion, he's the king of the jungle.
>Huge main, up here.
>He's so big, he's so hot.
>He's laying down under a tree.

/Caerphilly/ here desu

>praising a bubble economy in a totalitarian state because muh joos

Buy while you're in, I was in for 5 years, its a lot easier to get a mortgage based on your salary in the forces. The job security pretty much guarantees you a mortgage as long as you are asking for a sensible amount. If you don't want to buy where you are stationed you can rent it out too while you live on base.

What the jewish elite told them to say

>grandparents fought against ideology

>not posting the article from your image

>absolutelydisgusting.jpg

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3817609/BBC-sacked-white-man-Radio-4-comic-told-need-women-minorities.html

Is there anywhere I could see the structure of being a doctor in the navy? There's not much information on the site

>joke about taking back colonies
>"Just try it, bitch XD"
>Talking about taking back African colonies
>"You don't have colonies anymore!"

The absolute state of Amerisharts

Is that after they've been robbed and raped by a gang of pakis?

You're a traitor to the crown.

I want Britain to go back to the system of balances and liberties it once had, back when it was a shining example of freedom. Adopting some socialist German and Italian nonsense is hardly promoting what was once good about Britain, now is it?

>Not sure if I should be a naval officer and a doctor
It's like you don't even want to absolutely slay minge

Pretty much true, BNP are literally Hitler though because of the media campaign against them though so they had no chance of success, so UKIP came along saying pretty much the same thing but slightly less racist and got all the support BNP would have got if the media wasn't biased.

I dunno i'm going army lad, I just remember from recruiting material that doctors/lawyers/historians ect. get fast tracked compared to people with degrees in art history

As long as your prescription is below +/- 6 on both eyes iirc.

I had to get laser eye surgery so I'm just waiting for the 12 months after procedure to expire now.

Croeso

this, lads.

Today, we leave the EU.

Tomorrow, we restore the Empire.

Its pretty cushy, you just do BRNC with the other officer cadets then you might get the occasional deployment but you'll get much more shoretime working on base than most other people.

this kek

keketriss

Not much. Joined army, got sent to asia, got betrayed by commanders, got put in jap camp for 5 years

DESU i think if you had the charisma you could easily bring national socialism to this country, or at least the north, you forget how based this country was and still is in the masses of the people, its not based to the media but in the masses there's still hope.

you just need to unlock it with a charismatic orator

But how would you go back to that and prevent it from just slipping back into what he have now?

Fascism isn't uniquely German and Italian, Fascism can be applied and shaped to fit any nation on Earth.

I just want England to be a country of English people, Wales to be a country of Welsh people, Scotland to be a country of Scottish people and for Northern Ireland to be a country of Irish people.

Paras deployed to Calais when? They know just how to deal with this sort of nonsense.

Oh no

I'm going infantry in royal reg of Scotland, Im wanting to move to inverness but can't decide between 3rd battalion black watch who are stationed at inverness or 4th battalion the highlanders who are stationed in England but are actually from inverness.

Any insight?

I'm gay desu...

That's great thanks m8 been thinking about it for some time

>91137051
5.5 I should be fine

I believe in personal liberties too. An Englishman should be able to own a gun and say what he pleases. A safety net to protect the unfortunates of our nation doesn't conflict with that.

get a load of this racist

>he ain't british bruv

This tbqh. Ordered Liberty is the way to go

And you can want that and support that without giving your aid to European tyranny.

I voted for tories but tbf Hitler died with honour in battle fighting the same forces as us. It's not a bad way to go.

Here's things only Britons understand.
"Strictly Come Dancing means Christmas is on its way"

Originally from Worcester.

what is it lads? what is it that makes uk citizens love this country so much? we've got massive suicide rates, poos everywhere and a ban everything pointy gubmint and yet that seems to have no correlation to the way we see things.

Watching HIGNFY on Dave. 2014 was pretty comfy. World seemed less shitty. Also Rees-Mpgg is on.

>it's the roundhead poster again

I recommend you read up on Victorian municipalism and the Parish system.

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I'm not sure, I was navy not army. I'd make the decision on where you want to live. If you're happy going to live in Scotland go for that as its much cheaper than England.

Sounds comfy. Where did you find out about this?

Its still socialism. Short term it's great, long term it's shite.

We remember what we once were and our countryside is beautiful.

Yeah, those loyalists in the north-eastern six counties of Ireland need to get out of my country. They're living proof that mass immigration is a terrible idea.

Can you even imagine how hard the media are clenching their anuses at the idea of a UK-Canada-Australia-NZ political movement

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>Pay off national debt
>Privatise NHS
>End welfare sate
>2 years mandatory national service
>Promote more technical/vocational training courses
>Retake Ireland
>Re introduce capital punishment
>Introduce flat rate of income tax

Feed them to niggers

Fuck off cunt

Our nation was built on multiculturalism and people of different faiths, skin colour and background working together. It's this little thing we call the commonwealth.

No white ethno-state for you my alt-rightard friend.

round up every last gypsy troglodyte and send them all to the Jungle.

Kek France would shite itself.

Who? I'm a republican sure but I'm not him

>cripplechan

No thanks

weapons engineer or oceanographer lads?
don't wanna be stuck on shore much

Our country's in a bit of a state nowadays, but I genuinely believe that English people are some of the best in the world. We're honest, smart, and kind.

Wait lads so is May actually going to trigger article 50 tomorrow or is it just memes?

I was in the Navy. I spoke to the doc onboard every now and then. Its cushier than pretty much all other officer jobs. Onboard our doc learned to be a panel operator. He was the only doc on board so he got to run his own department, he had 2 medical assistants.

Most junior officers have to take a lot of shit, as a doc you sidestep the majority of it.

Bullshit commie

>wogs knew their place and their place wasn't in England

>when he makes Victoria Coren wet

More comfy moggs lads

>Its still socialism

The issue is that you're confusing plain old socialism with Marxist socialism. It's unfortunate that the gommies have destroyed that word.

NatSoc and Fascism are only superficially "socialist", in the sense that they provide work for the unemployed, and various social programs for the people.
Other than that, they do not violate private entreprise, they do not nationalise every industry on sight, and they do not attempt to break down national identity.

Oceanographer is very oversubscribed. Weapons Engineer is one of the best branches to go for. You learn a lot and get lots of transferable skills for when you leave.

May is on Andrew Marr tomorrow to drop the EU bomb

>England was built on people of different skin colours
>close to 100% white until after WW2

>These are literally the people Corbyn caters for

I blame facebook, how so many gullible people share marxist and conspiracy shit is way beyond me, funny how its the most retarded people you know that think they are the most enlightened

>To qualify for NHS care, you, or your parents if under 25, have to have paid in certain amount of money as tax, or have proof of working for X number of years
>Smokers and Fatties don't get free NHS care due to parents, have to pay out of pocket with a %reduction due to years worked/taxes paid

>Hardworking citizens who contribute get care, leeches don't
Thoughts on this, lads?

Oversubscribed? Why's that?
What rating will have me on a boat and travelling a ton?

I guess the navy really is homo

Comfy. I'll look into it more. When you say on-board, do you mean in a sub or a ship? Also how long can you be away from home for? What period of time do you have between coming back and being deployed again?

>mfw no shit-tier elected head of state
American presidential elections seem like Wrestle-mania crossed with Roman mob politics

>Introduce a 2 child policy for whites
>Introduce a 1 child policy for all others
Any pregnancy above these result in mandatory abortion except in the even of twin, triples, etc. This stops us growing beyond our means, protects our wild spaces and removes the inferior genes in one clean sweep.

>Nationalize gas, electricity and the rail service
>Nationalist propaganda for the next 20 years for people to regain their morals
>Purge all useless university degrees like gender studies.
>Fund renewable energy projects so we are less reliant on importing our energy and fuel.
>Ban Islam and deport any resistance(or shoot when they riot)
>Make obesity illegal and exempt from NHS treatment.
>Shoot any who try to enter the country illegally

someone on here told me that sailors literally become gay out of boredom

>check facebook
>mfw all my school friends have become lefty anarchists of some kind

post em

>implying we didn't steal that wealth from other countries

just wow

/Loughor/ reporting in.

WrestleMania has better arguments desu

Building the nation had nothing to do with multiculturalism. There wasn't any such thing noticeably in England till less than 50 years ago. And it's been downhill in literally every aspect of society since then. Nothing to celebrate at all.

>Scots gaming as big as oil

They really don't believe this do they? Nobody can fucking believe this

Why shouldn't poofters and women be subject to the same measures that smokers and fatties are?

I agree smokers and fatties should be penalised. Ban smoking in public tbqh

It would never fly, since you're essentially saying that people who can't afford care have to pay for it, which obviously they won't

The Nazis imposed high taxes.
They forced people to work.
They indoctrinated their youth.
They killed their old.
Sounds pretty gommy to me.

It's an old stereotype, like marines are retarded, the airforce are lazy and the army are always angry.

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It's because Scots oil is in the shitter

>He was such an unlikely man to become a fascist, he was a member of the Labour Party.

Labour = leftist
Fascism = leftist

The two go together hand in hand.
Leftisim has simply lost its way.

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Sup lads, haven't been here since I arrived at Uni. Anything interesting happened since I've been gone?

>meat

what are you doing in norway

Yes we took wealth from other countries, because the natives were took stupid to do anything with it themselves.

Just in from the synogogue jewboy - it is Saturday after all

Things that really happened honest they did dot com

Do it for her

Why do people believe this meme? Are people in the navy stereotyped as gay?

Lots of people applying for relatively few positions.

There's not one branch I'd say that will get you more sea time is more about what unit you end up getting drafted to. Normally departments are big enough to have a couple of people who stay shore-side. If you tell your boss you want the seatime you'll get it. There's always someone who'll want to stay shoreside.

The BBC is an enemy of the nation. It must be dismantled and replaced with the NBC - the National Broadcasting Company, owned and run purely by the government and purged of cultural marxism.

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Your average person pays just over £1,000 per year towards the NHS via taxes.
Your average person can get private insurance, with all the bells, for just over £400 per month.

Get rid of the NHS and the market will penalise poor habits without forcing people to buy a service they can't use and wasting money.

Sounds hot, I might sign up

see

Studying on juicy EU money.
Got to milk the most out of the them before we jump ship!

Alright, thanks for the heads up.
Also honestly, how hard is h.m.s raleigh?

>they killed their old
citation needed

>forced people to work
sounds like the job center tbqh

>indoctrinated their youth
maybe but indoctrinating them with a belief in the national community and nation is better than what our kids are getting indoctrinated with

>high taxes
for whom exactly?

Sounds pretty gay.

1000per year is less than 400 a month
Bad argument

Oil is literally worthless unless you can sell it to an industrialised nation.

>coons had no 'wealth' at all until we provided a market for it.

When you're trapped with a bunch of men and no women, men are going to start fucking each other out of sheer horniness.

It's probably better now that you've got women on board. And internet porn.

That saving of -£3800 sounds tempting.

>Can't remember the last time I used a hospital
>Last time I went to the GP was probably nearly 10 years ago and that was just to get a wart on my finger frozen off. In and out in 10 minutes
>Still paying for it
Fucking NHS

Is the BBC cucked or shilling?
I don't watch television very often

>Nazis imposed high taxes

IIRC, the highest taxes in Germany were still lower than those here in the UK. I'm not sure though, so don't quote me on that.

>forced people to work

One third of the workforce was unemployed when they came to power, they hardly forced anyone

>indoctrinated their youth

The Hitler Youth and the BDM were about as militarised and indoctrinated as other Scouting movements in the West.

>They killed their old

What?

nice, how did you manage that? what degree

Sub. There's 2 situations. Gold crew and 2 crew.
Gold crew you'll have 150% manning but your crew does all the sea time.

2 crew, you do the workup, then patrol, then after you do a handover to the other crew and go off crew. During this time you get time off. Work to support the other crew alongside. When they go to sea depending on your job you man the office or get time off or do courses.

I spent a lot of time gold crew, being the only qualified person for my job so I was guaranteed sea time. It can be anywhere from a few weeks to periods of months.

£400 per year, typo

>Norway
>EU
lad?

gas the chavs

new thread

...

the TV bit is pretty shit outside of the news but the site is pretty good. better than any alternative that's for sure.

he said for the better you fucking retard. waste of dubs

>>they killed their old
>citation needed
They'd place anyone old/blind/disabled in gas chambers because they couldnt work.
>>forced people to work
>sounds like the job center tbqh
Except you're not forced to work
>>indoctrinated their youth
>maybe but indoctrinating them with a belief in the national community and nation is better than what our kids are getting indoctrinated with
That doesn't justify national socialism. You don't go from bad to slightly less bad. You make this good again.
>>high taxes
>for whom exactly?
Everyone. Unless you were Jewish in that case we all know what happened.

Exactly they were weak and stupid and did nothing with that wealth they had. We created the modern world with it

This

The NHS is just a massive job creation scheme for darkies and scummy unemployable whites

fuck, it's archived now

>already archived

They are cucked any tv program they do has a tonne of token ethnics to be PC and it was pretty obvious their stance on brexit

>gas chambers

Good stuff lad.
Roll back the mistakes of Roy Jenkins, every one of that guys decisions were a cancer.

Just look at OP's newspaper headline. Cultural marxists who want to foist "Black is the norm" on everyone. Looked at any adds lately as well? All blacks or black man / white woman / half breed hideous child. Just look at things and think "What are they wanting me to think about this?"

>wealth is people
We exploited resources that weren't being used. The people, in general, living in the Empire and not using those resources were just as worthless to us then as they are now. They contributed fuck all to this nation but mechanical labour that could easily have been replaced by robots with nothimg of value lost. And now they've become a parasitical cancer that is literally threatening our existence.

>archived
Fuck sake just copy and paste the links and re make it

And why weren't they industrialized?

>gas chambers

Are there no women in the royal navy?

I think there's some truth to your story. I had a friend who was in the navy and when he was in the navy, he "used" one gay guy with the other seamen.

Not true. If you want to wank you just go to the heads (toilet) or your rack and knock one out. There is no internet on subs but people have hard drives full of porn, if you want a good porn collection become a submariner. I left as women were coming on board, they will make things worse and ruin the banter onboard.

>gas chambers

It's like you're reading from post-war Soviet propaganda

Because they were morons

I don't appreciate that cultural appropriation

Why are they darkies?

>gas chambers
lad...

wtf is this white newspaper
absolutely haram
lets kill ourselves in a bus station, abdul
k

There are plenty of women in the Navy and 90% of them are slags who sleep around with everyone. Never get in a relationship with a wren, they will cheat on you.

working on it

Jenkins did more harm to this country than anyone else after 1945. His reforms paved the way for all the shit that came afterwards.

...

The first naval officer got discharged for having an affair. The sun on point with the headline.

thesun.co.uk/archives/news/1023409/heave-ho-for-jolly-rogerer/

Royal Anglians are fucking SHIIITTTEEEEE mate. Not even trolling but the majority of the infantry regiments are pretty poor. Join a corp and play the army on easy mode.

t. In the army for 6 years (in a corp)

do they do an eye test when you apply? (the navy)

>gas chambers
New to Cred Forums eh kid? I like you, stick around and you might learn something.

LONDON

>>Nazis imposed high taxes
>IIRC, the highest taxes in Germany were still lower than those here in the UK. I'm not sure though, so don't quote me on that.
Was that maybe because of the great depression?

>>forced people to work
>One third of the workforce was unemployed when they came to power, they hardly forced anyone
After nationalisation of industry, you really didn't have a choice except to work for the state.

>>indoctrinated their youth
>The Hitler Youth and the BDM were about as militarised and indoctrinated as other Scouting movements in the West.
whats the BDM? League of German maidens I've heard of.

>>They killed their old
>What?
If you were old/blind/disabled you couldn't work and so were gassed.

SW lad here

Yes, there were plenty of people with glasses. The requirements vary for different branches.

Perfect. Sounds like I might specialise with the navy in that case.

Okay storm weenie

You too

Don't think I'm into that

That headline

You'll be boiling if you go fast for 40 miles tbqh. Don't we a coat.

>Gassed the old and sick

Fuck me you remind me of my year 7 history teacher. Don't forget about the brown hair and brown eyes shoah

There is no way a brit voted for Trump.

>poor habits....


Yup...poor habits and the habits of the poor...and impoverished...and those raised by people with poor habits and suffer through no fault of their own...or those with disabilities of any kind...or growing old...or being in an accident...or giving birth...or getting ill...or needing vaccinations....or getting food poisoning.....or being beaten up.. Or getting cancer...or kidney stones...or asthma.....fuckin stupid tosser,

>Was that maybe because of the great depression?

I could say the same about taxes in Germany, what's your argument?

>nationalisation of industry

Not every industry was nationalised, in fact they even privatised some industries

>whats the BDM

The League of German Maidens

>so were gassed

[citation needed]

You might get the choice between a-boats and v if you are lucky but beyond that its luck which boat you end up on.

I did my qualifying patrol then got sent to plymouth for a year on a boat in refit. It was good as I learned a lot that I wouldn't have but the workup after was intensive but we did get a trip to the US after to load up on trident missiles and do a test firing.

What's wrong with the Royal Anglians?

Cheers, should I join?

>We risk losing the centre ground

To whom, Corbyn's Labour? Give me a break.

Yep

I left because my branch (comms) was severely undermanned and I pulled 100+ hour weeks straight for 6 months.

If you choose the right branch it is a good career, good money and is one of the only jobs you'll get a decent pension from.

Those things are included in my private insurance quote. What the hell do you think insurance is for?
(And by going private I'll actually get treatment in time for it to help).

If I included every single extra bell and whistle I could, I would still saving £500 per year if I were able to not pay for the NHS.

> (You)
>>Was that maybe because of the great depression?
>I could say the same about taxes in Germany, what's your argument?
Wasn't making one, just seeing if I could help you remember what you were thinking.
>>nationalisation of industry
>Not every industry was nationalised, in fact they even privatised some industries
You got me on this.

>>whats the BDM
>The League of German Maidens
Thought that. They were party/state run and were compulsory for children

>>so were gassed
>[citation needed]
Why would anyone lie about the holocaust?

i'll reply in the new bread

It was built on pan-Anglo-Saxon supremacy and chain of command.

pick a flower lol

Cancel Welfare for the unemployed.
Build council houses.
Ban foreign ownership of houses in London.
Put higher tax on cigarettes and alcohol.
Cancel benefits going to immigrants and send it to help parents pay for nursery and childcare, that shit is expensive.
Start production of our own weapons.
Loosen gun laws, make sure everyone can get one, but you have to get it from a government owned shop.
Start work on new hospitals.
Raise wages for British nurses/doctors, it will inspire younger people to want to be nurses/doctors so we don't rely on immigrants.
Start work on infrastructure up north, give them soppy cunts jobs.
Anyone who is able to work, and chooses not to for over 3 years, will be kicked out of their council houses and have benefits cut.
Everyone gets taxed the same, except the top 1%, put their taxes at 40%.
Anyone who chooses not to work will be enlisted in military.
Cancel money going to the EU, add it to military budget.
Cancel all foreign aid and add it to infrastructure and military budget.
Put Union Jacks everywhere, bring nationalism and patriotism to an all time high.
Take back our rightful colonies.
Every child a married couple has, they recieve 5k, once they have 5 children, they do not have to pay any of the £25k back.
Ban homosexual propaganda.
Everyone in prison is forced to manufacture military equipment for no money.
Reintroduce capital punishment for murderers.
Make it legal for people to defend their property.
Encourage young people to start their own businesses by offering loans with little interest rates.
Companies that wish to manufacture products outside the UK will be taxed 50%.

No it wasn't lol.
Since when does being allies mean that you're suddenly all mixed race?

We allowed london riots which was 10 times worse tbqh

>Exclusive poll

IOW- Hand-picked for narratives sake

literally fascism
ok
racist
fascist, people shouldnt be charged more for enjoying themselves
racist
why so we can kill brown people with them? racist
dont want bazza shooting up a school when he runs out of special brew
hospitals are probably racist i'll get back to you on that
this one's definitely racist
northerners don't deserve infastructure
cutting benefits wow just wow why not just execute the poor with a firing squad, fascist
rich will leave the country, trickle down works
racist AND sexist assuming that includes women
wow UKIP much
racist
REALLY racist
colonialism is racist
yeah I assume that's for whites only right? racist. also sexist for assuming women should be brood mothers
homophobic
racist
the state shouldnt kill people listen to BLM you racist
just let robbers take your stuff no-one needs to die
dont give young people business degrees just let them all go to university because it gets better jobs
racist