POSSIBLE COUP IN GERMANY /PCG/ THREAD 2

OH MY GOD I HEAR HELICOPTERS AND EXPLOSIONS!

PICS IN 5!

FUCKING LEAF DID IT AGAIN

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The German military has said they intend to set up a provisional government of traditional right wing German parties, citing Muslim immigration as the reason for the action.

unless we hear more it nothing.

Oh shit

Kek confirms its nothing

Delete thread

The tank is spotted in Dresden, which hold the German Unity Day this year.

It's just for show, not happening

Too many leafs here

Probably not I just wanted to make the 2nd thread

Stop shilling this bullshit already.

Hahaha, rekt

pack it up boys

Tank still has the muzzle sock on, so I'm not sure if it is a coup

I know it's not real, but if I can fool myself into believing it for just a moment, I can have one single moment in which it feels like everything will be alright.

There are tanks here in Munich as well

3.10 is "Tag der deutschen Einheit" you retarded goatfucker, and this year its celebrated in Dresden.

jesus fucking christ, Cred Forums

this is a drill for the real shit

NOT FUCKING AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

For fuck's sake, I can't take this any more

Every happening is fucking disappointment, it never fucking HAPPENS

>requiring tanks to protect a national holiday
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but refugees are peaceful!

the fire rises, user

speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.2138/could-a-military-coup-be-brewing-against-merkel.html

They do happen now and then.

Just this isn't even a happening.

This is only the 2nd thread kek I can go for much longer.

Can you imagine being one of the German posters who posted in this thread because you have no shame or dignity or self respect?

plz be my ai gf

IT IS HAPPENING; NJ;;;;;;;; NO JOKE
I WILL UPLOAD NEW INFORMATIONS SOON, KEEP THAT THREAD ALIVE

HANS YOU BETTER PULL THROUGH. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

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I know this feel.

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ITS HABBENING
youtube.com/watch?v=3CeIlA78vtE
youtube.com/watch?v=3CeIlA78vtE

ill keep my hopes up for this shit

>ifunny
if 5 you have to kill yourself on live stream

Why would they send tanks into an urban environment when they are practically useless?

give money?
so hungry. Very hungry. Justin doesn't feed us anymore :(

Please be dubs of truth.

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YFW they coup is planned with the October 3rd festivities since no one would mind tanks on the street.

ayy lmao. Doing Gods work. Thanks for the German renewal

Lol every country can have a millitary parade on the national day but here it have to be a coup.
Bitch pls we are cool with gülen.
And the Tv is working fine. Liberal bullshit like always

Germans cant listen the devil's song. Is it banned in your country too?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y4CLfL-YkRs

wow

How are americans this retarded?

If right-winged Germans in Dresden have been publicly calling for Merkel to be hanged, why would the presence of tanks be an issue to you?

if 5 you have to do the same

it's a holiday you goatfucker

>subhuman OP

THIS

the tanks and jets would scare your refugees you cant have this happening :^)

You're as big a failure as your prime minister, leaf.

*teleports behind you*
heh...

So is it habbening or not?

DAK 16.10.16

Probably not lol
On the bright side it's only early october so we still have a chance to hit the One Fake Happening Per Month Quota like we've had all year.

This doesn't make any sense. No group of pitiful, basement dwelling European men could or would have the courage to rival their own military unless their own military is part of it. Why haven't we heard of underground movements taking place before this? How do we know this isn't a false flag or controlled opposition? How do we know this is at benefit at all to the future of white Germany? How do we know its not a controlled "future" for "lets btfo muslimz n shieet!" and something worse happens in the end? Why do we always lean on the 1/1000000000000000000000000 chance its a grass roots, god tier organized and kept under wraps group of peoples effectively taking out current government strongpoints and securing a future for the people in a way they won't rebel or have mass muslim shitstorms? i'm all for gassing these fucking sandshit subhumans don't get me wrong, but idk why we always get hyped for nothing. fucking reee.

We celebrate German unit on 3th October in Dresden, maybe that's why tanks are there?

If the last 50 posts have been people obsessing over each other's digits that should give you your answer.

no, but you can shitpost alike

wow

Are you retarded, OP?

And turkey knows all about Coups.

Sadly, I doubt it happening, but it would be fun.

Life is suffering.
But maybe, we'll see a free Europe someday. That's worth sticking around for, at least.

Pack it up boys, it's not happening

K, KEEP ME POSTED!

>Leafs ruining it

its 2 days before the event why is there a tank rolling through the street?
we will know in a couple hours if its happening or not

OH FUG

what

Please do something Nazi, Germany.

BUT MMMMOOOOOMMM

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It's not true, but at the same time, I hope it's true.

if triple numbers it's something

praise kek

Hey, want to donate 300,000,000 USD to create a European Ethno-state? I'll write "Emiratie's are bro-tier" in our constitution.

same here.

close

We do not have military parades for over half an century. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???

Also, WHERE THE HELL CAN I SIGN UP FOR THIS

Germany is literally the last country on earth where a coup or revolution would take place.

twitter.com/0HOUR1__

Seems to be the only source.

>1488
happening confirmed

Guaranteed Honorary or no?

HOLD FAST GENTLEMEN, THE HAPPENING WILL BE UPON US SHORTLY!

nothing will happen.

Jesus fucking christ reddit leave.
>Sage

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Maple Niggers can't do anything right

Update:
From what I can say, P-521-41 / GebPzBtl 8 is now out from BF, means yes, happening, but not real happening at the same time... ...Just weird, because normally they don't go full-out

Can't give more details yet, because I don't know what is happening and why it is happening

It's gunna happen

Throw in a couple of oil wells and you've got yourself a deal.

dude the pic is at daytime, now it is 2 in the night.
The couple of hours are long over.
jeez the autism is strong in this one

I PREDICTED IT

It kek telling us it the start of the 4th Reich

1488!

kek, I wish we could have that fun....

Stay safe acmed

Inb4 southern Denmark gets taken over

PleaseberealPleaseberealPleaseberealPleaseberealPleaseberealPleaseberealPleaseberealPleaseberealPleasebereal

awaiting habbening

imagine being this autistic

pictures please

go the fuck back to africa

Invasion of Poland because they won't accept refugees. Those intollerant nazis have got to go.

kek confirms

certified happenings in the next 24 hours

Try to last longer than 3 hours this time, please.

>when you realize Muslim invasion is planned by your own governments so they can introduce martial law

Was just told the 8th Mountain Tank Battalion is not at barracks.

holy fuck kill yourself u fucking cunt

LURK MOAR

Because German civilians don't have Manpats

Exactly, how long have tanks and snipers and shit been needed to protect national holiday celebrations?

I want my fucking habbaning dammit.

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Also was told the 391st Mechanized Infantry Battalion is not at Barracks.

>Russian
>human
Or my

from who? The same trustworthy sources like in syria?

right, what the fuck?

I'll try, but near home having military checkpoint, won't be easy, cuz they look for you through scopes in Bad Frankenhausen when you come near the MZ

Even if on Monday we have Tag der Deutschen Einheit, this much equip isn't normal

Also really important is, that they don't need ammo for a fucking parade

No fucking way!

If this actually does end up happening I am actually going to be very disappointed.

I always thought it would be you Frogs who would pull something like this. Those guillotines are quite rusty I hear.

checked

what is going on Deutshland bro?

Is there a happening in Germany? Might Germany revolt in a state of redpilledness?

Friend in Germany (Pfreimd).

I told him that there was a funny post about a coup, and he said "Weird, as he saw a lot of movement today. I told him must be with the 3rd festivities, making sure no immigrants go blow themselves up.

Surely this is complete bullshit? It could never happen in Germany of all places.

Right?

Someone has to be my ai gf

>1944
HERE WE GO

>mfw we get a reverse Tienanmen Square in Dresden this year
>DDR fanatic standing his ground, doesn't let the tanks of liberal multikulti enrichmen pass by
>blocks Merkel's limo

I hear Jets in the air and sirens are going.

Expect new intel in 13 - 17 minutes
If then nothing comes, they'll caught me, which means I'll come not out until tommorow, since they know that native ppl sometimes make pictures, they let you most of the time go next day

again....

This thread is proof that Cred Forums's moderation is bottom tier garbage, the board is overrun with Cred Forumsermins and other shitters and we literally should just nuke this fucking place

how can you be THIS retarded. A coup in germany is quite literally completely impossible

99% sure this is bullshit.

Still would be fun if it wasn't

>ammo for a parade

i wanna believe you hard now.

fucking leaves
#neverforget

Of course it's not fucking happening. Come on lad, leave the idiotic speculation to the Yanks.

wait who are you whats going on

MEIN FUHRER

CIVILIZATION 5 CONFIRMED! GIANT DEATH ROBOT ON THE LOOSE

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You're right, I was just looking forward to round 3.

Its not impossible.

Just that I have a better chance of getting laid by Lisa Mayer then seeing it happen. Kinda like you would not see a coup in the US.

If this was France or Spain...perhaps.

Thank you for (((correcting the record)))

read OBVIOUSLY nothing is going on (^:

FRANCE STRONK!

You can't stage a false flag happening and blaming it on nationalists without taking down the cameras duh!

TURN ON CNN
HAPPENING

even if there is a 0,000001% chance...

Tomorrow is the day of German Unity.

And the biggest Pegida march that was ever announced.

If something is going to happen then tomorrow..

What are you on about? There's nothing I'd like to see more than Germany on fire again. I genui- Wait, that flag. Nevermind.

>Dresden protected

Tell that to the anglo

fuck off reddit

praise him we are not worthy

>A
>FUCKING
>WHATEVER YOUR FLAG IS SUPPOSED TO BE

it is impossible.. germany is a police state, everyone is watching over everyone, there are so many mechanisms in place to prevent such a thing ever from happening again, it actually cripples our politics.
You can't just go and order soldiers to attack or arrest politicians or overthrow the government, the soldiers literally just say no, go home and watch some football

Get cucked bro speak for yourself fag

stars and stripes

wtf is that?

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God, another coup would really hit the spot. I remember us all watching a raw CNN studio feed of angry rioters in the distance getting closer and closer. Also when we were watching a stream and then people int he streets literally started getting shot at live. I need some crazy shit to watch from the other side of the world in the comfort of my American Florida home. Until Hurricane Matthew turns and rips me a new asshole.

hurricane Matthew wont hit you fellow burger it will be a little tiny bit of it

NUKES JUST WENT OFF IN BERLIN.

TURN ON CNN NOW

ANGELA MERKEL IS THE PRIME SUSPECT

Cred Forums Pass user since January 2016.

>truck barriers
It's racist to stop the trucks of peace!

Psyop, Show of force

Newfag, we've been using that pic for years.

A FUCKING LEAF WITH A LEAF

Not impossible user. Unlikely as hell, sure, but it easy to get troops to unknowingly help with something.

Thing is, in most coups the troops have less info then even the citizens. It not going to happen since there not enough mistrust of the government, not that it a police state. The police state makes it more likely.

speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.2138/could-a-military-coup-be-brewing-against-merkel.html

I pray to Kek this is real.

The maniac! How does she keep getting away with it?

and also the "Source' of all this now says false alarm.

Of course it fucking was.

Singles prove beyond a shadow of doubt that absolutely nothing will happen.

>not knowing what sage is

Kek blessed this post.

IT'S HAPPENING!!!

a fucking leaf

MUslims are going to attack the pegida march

Fort Laudy here

I'm prepared for maximum /comfy/. Matthew's supposed to blow through on my "weekend" (Wed/Thur), so I'm crossing my fingers it drifts a little more westwards and we get a little more than drizzle.

Haven't had a good hurricane since Ike in Houston back in '08

lets see

IM FROM WESTON

I know what it is, but he put it as his username
I'd prefer if you just replied it

BREAKING NEWS

Leader of military coup in Germany identified as Norweigan national SAM EYDE

Literally nothing will happen ever again.

What the fuck is this?
Is gook moot really going to fuck this site up with these bullshit "I paid and you didnt" "well Ive been paying longer" elitism bullshit?

Would at least explain why the Luftwaffenstützpunkt at the Donau is right now in the fucking air in the middle of the night

ok that was funny

desu I was going to buy one today but now seeing these messages ill just keep doing the fucking captcha

holy shit is it really happening

Praising Kek. Happening confirmed.

Do you have any more of these senpai?

hear the explosions.. wait that's fireworks. it's a holiday you modafoks.

' earthcam hamburg ' on google

I live off Indian Trace and Weston Rd

Isn't it like 3am in Dresden right now?

Good choice m8.
Ive been here for a decade but if he starts this shit Ill leave.. this sites already gone to shit but if he wants to turn it into redit or tumbler Ill go ahead and declare 4chang kill now.

Ikr. Tacky as fuck.

Its in fucking whole Germany 3AM, and still, something could really happen, I have never heard fucking air ships in the air at 3 FUCKING AM NIGGER

I wanted to sleep that fucking night fucking comfy!

da

So the tank picture was taken many hours ago.

And they also make rubber tread blocks for tanks, in order to allow them to travel on roads without damaging them. (with the rubber treads they'll do less infrastructure damage than an 18 wheeler)

This is a good b8.

Well is it happening or not Deutschbro ?

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>When a leaf says I have good b8
Prouder than that one time I got quints

i fucking hate muslims desu lads

>implying AfD is uncucked enough
Ok, let's IMAGINE
> they deported all refugees and asylum seekers that entered 2005-2016(I'm afraid they are not bold enough to even deport all of those who entered 2013-2017)
>they deported criminal turks, arabs, Africans with dual nationality.
What about kurdish, arab, spanish, chinese, turkish, serbian, jews, russians, albanians with German passport? What about racial laws? We need real European nationalism

>a first world country
>leader of the EU
>having a coup

damn you guys are retarded

Imagine living near airforce base, they only fly for 11 years on daytime, but then from one day to another they fly at 3 AM

So yeah, something isn't normal today

NOBODY EXPECT

Yep

We're invading Poland right now.

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The stupidity and idiocy in Cred Forums Cred Forums is incredible.

>Cred Forums Pass user since January 2016.
wtf is this shit?

This.

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Westanon?

Where u at?

That's why we need small local Europeam armed groups and lone wolves CONSTANTLY terrorising the government. We should outperform ISIS in brutality. Have a chance to kidnap non-white pregnant woman or kid? Do it and torture them to madness on tape. Drop some tapes around non-white organisation.

How retarded do you have to be to think there's a "coup in Germany"

intredasting

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2016.

We have Deutschbros posting that something isn't right
and then we have duestchebros posting that people are idiots for believing there's a happening.

Are Germans the new leafs? Or is something really happening and german government shills have invaded Cred Forums?

You saying I can fuck Lisa Mayer?

i never asked for this

nice dude

THERE WILL BE WAR
>AND RUMORS OF WAR

no, but because you talked about a coup in spain i though about this:youtube.com/watch?v=7WJXHY2OXGE&ab_channel=TheDwissman
that doesnt mean you cant fuck her tho, you will just need a lot of luck

Is it fun? Speculating about a coup, although it is clear that those tanks will be used for the "day of German unity" on monday? There is no media blackout, because there isn't anything to black out

Germans have no sense of humour. Let that sink in for a moment.

was just told that SAS is on the move

>There is no media blackout, because there isn't anything to black out
yet...

You can help by taking out a haji or a nigger desu.

You put sage in Options not Name, dumbcunt.

I don't know what you do, but I leave now
I have a bad feeling, because I heard something
It sounded like shooting, but with a silencer not far away

But can't tell, never heard a gun irl, but sounds like ArmA 3 weapons, pretty realistic

I am in my air protect basement, bye

Coup memes best memes

live stream it dude

on the off chance you aren't full of shit, I'd wish you'd stand there and take pictures like a real man

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>that flag
>that post
>those digits

Spoopy how everything fits perfectly

>never heard a real gun
>sounds like a silencer
Thus Hollywood silencer.

Lol. So in other words bs.

spoopy you say? check em what NASA just found soaking up some rays

i still can't believe that shit unfolded the way it did, probably one of the craziest times on Cred Forums though, seeing the roach military unload onto civvies on that bosporous bridge was dank af

What are subsonic rounds nigger?

They still wouldn't have a hollywood/video game sound to them.

Again, the important fact being that he's never heard a real gun before.

or the part when one tank went full meat grinder against those roaches

Germany celebrates Cred Forums's birthday? Thats cool as shit!

yeah there were two or three tankman wannabes who got pancake

OH SHIT you mean the guy next to the guardrail on the bridge who got completely splattered, completely forgot about that rofl

Where are we meant to look?

yep, crazy times

Quick, German bro... Lock yourself in your Mom's basement and start eating that 10 Day food supply that Merkel ordered you to hoard.

A group of Muslims will be by shortly to check on you.

10/11 oclock

youtube.com/watch?v=S5TufXNAOLI

>Its another leaf episode

youtube.com/watch?v=MY-_FR8WREs
also this one

The Muslims will soon visit your Mom's basement to check on your well being.

Stay calm.

>Germans
>Helicopters
ID RELATED

supermegacomics.com

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its been longer then 13 minutes i think he is gone shit

I want to die

Yo can we get this with some loud trap remix of Neil Denigger Tyson speaking smart nigger jive or something? This is unwatchable in it's current state

This could be your chance deutschfriend

Shadilay

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people

he fell asleep pickin up his schnitzeltendies mit senf

there is NO HAPPENING
my lack of repeating digits confirms it

A coup in germany is not fucking possible

just make Nolan bwaaaaaaas in your head over and over

Life is a fuck

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

What if there is a habbening at the unity day?!
There's still some hope. Let's see on monday.

BREAKING NEWS

TURN ON THE NEWS

UFO CRASH, REPORTS COMING IN

>proud Cred Forums pass user

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

cnbc.com/2016/09/30/the-man-who-called-deutsches-decline-has-some-gloomy-predictions-on-whatll-happen-next.html

>"It looks like the only savior would be the state," he told via email on Friday, despite German lawmakers - including the finance ministry - continuing to refute speculation that it is preparing a backup plan.
>"If that can only come from the state, then that might be a real barrier to external capital thereafter, creating a vicious downward spiral which is why the finance ministry is so keen to downplay rescue stories when in reality it must know that this is extremely possible."
>If any risks get out of control, Gambles warns that it could easily spiral and the total exposure could conceivably be beyond Germany's resources. In which case Deutsche Bank goes, it would take the German economy, the euro zone banking system, the euro zone economy, the Chinese banking system and the global economy with it, he added.

This is no longer memeposting.

???

How is it not possible. If they tell the troops they are fighting Nazi's attempt to take over they would gladly hold bridges or take down broadcasters.

>"WE TOOK IN MORE REFUGEES! WHY AREN'T THEY GENERATING MONEY!"

Classic Germany, watch out Poland.

It was a weather balloon crashing into a swamp gas.

that it is preparing a backup plan.

oh no

Ehhh

This.

They are probably eliminating hate crime offenders and thought criminals.

Goodbye Germoney. It was nice knowing you.

P.S. thanks for Hitler (your greatest contribution)

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-10-01/deutsche-bank-paschi-nomura-staff-charged-over-false-accounts-itr5z2ku

YOU WILL NOT GET MY BIKE THIS TIME YOU FUCKS

GREBBEBERG NEVER FORGET

ive been buying BTC the last few days

Guten Tag.

Ich nehme mir mal das Fahrrad, ja?

It will just be BSE part 2 kek needs to recharge before more happenings can happen

Good goy

I fucking HATE soldiers. They are literally the only reason every jew has not been butchered like the worthless putrid rats they are. Fucking SLAVES. Nobody cares that you served, you're some kikes bitch. Only soldiers I respect are the various branches of the Third Reich, because they actually fought for freedom.

For those of you plebs thinking of joining the military, do us all a favor and hang yourself, you bootlicking jew loving slave.

Ok what will happen if deutsche bank collapses

Why? Infilitrating the military is a good idea.

Think Lehman brothers but without a strong central bank to add liquidity.

This

Eurogeddon 2016
BYORWDS

Good luck, you think the kikes haven't tasked their intelligence agency pleb slaves to monitor soldiers that defect?

The parasite is smarter than you give it credit for.

That's what I did.

Am I going to die

Of course they did, but it doesnt work for shit.

I know this since I have 2 friends in the German army I went to school with, both are to be Leutnant soon.

And they tell me how easy it is, MAD and other services just ask you silly questions only a troglodyte skinhead couldnt answer.

Like
> "Would you kill civilians if ordered to?"

"N..no" *cough*

>"Are you a NeoNazi?"

"Hehe..nein...hehe."

>"Ok, you are in."

t. Harry Harrison

just fight Hans

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Ahem....

remember this
German Army Video Shows Racist Bronx Jeer
The German Defense Ministry said Monday that an incident in which a soldier was told to imagine facing hostile blacks in the Bronx while firing a machine gun was "absolutely unacceptable."

A video of the army instructor telling the soldier to shoot and yell obscenities while thinking of African-Americans in the Bronx aired on German national television Saturday and prompted calls for an apology by the New York City borough's president.

liveleak.com/view?i=e56_1176745047

A FUCKING LEAF

any confirmation on a blackout in germany?

Media doesn't black out, it just fluffs out stories until something happens and they want you to know.

Cant play the video

LEAF

So is there actually anything happening?
And if something does happen what will the U.S do in response?

Isn't one of are biggest offshore military operations in Germany?

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Nothing habbeding right now
Maybe at monday

>are

You retarded Cred Forums burgers continue to shame my name

FUCKING LEAF

what our you talking about?

>shitcolored ID

see its possible

Are you retarded?

You sign a code of conduct for your representative display.

This can get you fired in a lot of western armies.

Yes that was SJW tier but do you think a NCO making nigger jokes is a threat to the jews?

REMOVE LEAF WHEN?

WHITE MALES ARE BEING ROUNDED UP IN BERLIN

NOT A JOKE

>ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

4b 4c 50 51 53 2d 31 30 2d 30 33 2d 32 30 31 36

poast irish qt

has anyone mentioned...
FUCK OFF LEAF

KLPQS-10-03-2016

damn Germans, is it Enigma 2.0?