So I heard there's an internet blackout in Germany

Sorry, but my pal from Germany is still online in IRC, so internet's still up there

Based.

I can't you wouldn't believe me if I told you

All I can say is watch the news tomorrow

They have to report it, they just have to

The Nazis launched a solar storm from a secret high tech lab in close orbit of the sun

This is a shitpost

THE
NAZIS
ARE
COMING
OUT
OF
THE
GROUND

germanfriend confirms

Once the tanks rolled in we got out

So many explosions.. people fleeing and crying. Unless Merkel is brought down... You won't believe me, just wait

>implying anyone believes a leaftard

Did someone kill her?

Because that would be nice.

Can confirm. No internet anywhere in Germany.

Ah, I saw a pic of that. Let me find it.

>implying nazis coming out of the ground isnt exactly what would happen

Can you impale yourself on a broken maple tree branch already? Thx.

O

Is this true?

German bros, where art thou?

Post in here and help calm our fears.

German bros....

Post.

Here.

Oh fuggg XDDDDDD

I don't know why the media are not reporting it

This could mean that is HUGE

Can now confirm there are no more flights leaving Germany

My friend Anus Liebhaber in germany told me that
>alles ist kaputt
then I heard an explosion and the phone call cut off.

Why is nobody else pointing out that if there is a single nation in Western Europe that SHOULD have a coup, it's Germany?

I'll try to link that vid of the children under the tank treads.

>ID is IQ
nice

This just sent from Berlin

Any Germanfags who still have access to the internet needs to get in here and post updates.

I believe you now seeing Just please tell me everything. I will listen with an open mind since that pic is still unexplained.

I thought this was bullshit... but there are no German flag posters. What the fuck is happening?

youtube.com/watch?v=kOHMwo7wzGg

Germany is gone. The black moon rose and fell. The 7 years of tribulations begins now.

Shut the fuck up faggot.

a quick google image search shows you need to end the autism before #imwithher

That's from the coup in Turkey you retard.

>Pro-Merkelite detected

Could some Kraut explain what exactly is happening, not expecting anything major but something seems to be going on.

Fucking leaf.

Lies! I don't believe you!

see

It's 4am in the morning in Germany. Even the most dedicated of German NEETs need their beauty sleep.

>he actually believes the potato fag

German posting through a proxy here. We're so fucked. They're fucking patrolling the streets, don't know quite what is going on but I keep hearing "wir schaffen das" and (translated) "all white will be removed" from megaphone it is really scared. There is no phone lines, and internet service is barely working, proxy still is alive but not much else.

is something actually happening or are you all just being retarded?

Holy shit.

So any krauts with guns defending themselves?

Is this a false-flag by Merkel?

Nice LARPing. Post pics with a time stamp faggot.

Pics? Who is they?

I posted real pic. See Something is really habbeding.

The sun declared war on earth.

Germany was the cannon fodder to spread the word.

is gonna move ya

White males in Berlin were being rounded up, sent where? God only knows. Some resisted, many did not.

What did he mean by this?

bait.

yeah its called a national holiday with military parade u fucking autistic pieces of shit. stop stopping to CTR levels just to have a fucking happening

See Not just Panzers but Scharfschuetzen = snipers.

He can't post pics. He'll be targeted.

They are censoring all hate speech as per german law. Thank obama and his love of world governmwnt. Was nice having you krauts in western civilization while it lasted. RIP free speech in the deutschland.

Retarded, there are posts from germans like half an hour ago. Unless it somehow literally just happened, it's bullshit.

There is nothing bad happening in Germany right now.

Go away underage faggot

German man posting from a proxy.

This just in. Fucking crazy man. Rapefugees going apeshit.

That's a french fried flag. Not german. Stop shitposting in my thread.

oH SHIT THEY JuST BuSTEd through mn door! typing frantically

send help

if i dont make it back alive, tell my aunt hilda not to-

You are delusional.

Stop shitposting in your shitposting thread? lol

zerohedge.com/news/2016-10-01/german-mayor-beaten-unconscious-after-announcing-plan-accept-refugees
Are ya winning, son?

Hilda says heil Hitler!
youtube.com/watch?v=bE-DEt85uVU

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I saw comments from Germans here as well

ah they're fine

>zerohedge.com/news/2016-10-01/german-mayor-beaten-unconscious-after-announcing-plan-accept-refugees
Sehr gut!

Fuck.

WTF is going on?

Guten nacht, meine kameraden. Oder guten morgen.

The tanks are preparing for German Unity Day parade, no habbening.

Feuer.

Is Germany ded?

Send help

This.
They also sent their antigravity craft fleets from Antartica and the moon.

They are preparing. It will end at the unity day

Nothing. All these larping faggots are acting like theres finally a habbeding. Theyre shitposting worse than canadians right now.

German with a proxy here. We, the germans, are right now taking back our country and the fourth reich will be declared soon. We are marching on berlin as we speak.

freerepublic.com/focus/news/3475686/posts?page=61#comment

People digging here

I'm not seeing anything substantial. Typical night.

Go fuck an aboriginee, ya shit cunt.

I really don't know what's more amusing:

That people can believe there is a massive rebellion and/or government crackdown in Germany.

Or that Germans play along with it.

THERE ARE FUCKING SNIPERS

You're supposed to check anything within the past 48hrs, not just right now.

What did he mean by this?

The internet never ceases to be amusing.

>many did not
wouldn't be surprised

KEK holy shit lmao

Jack squat in the last 24.

Proxy posting via german here...

They finally pushed the Communist Party out of the Reichstag...This could mean chancellor Hitler's party might gain majority...

a bad night for the republicunfuanstaffenworrfenwitz...

Guys stop my grandma is in germany atm you are scaring me

Ah, so the 'outage' was likely just informational.

HOL UP

wait what is going on again

Hello I am Germany from Germany and I am here to say that we are all okay here in Germany. Do not worry about us. Thanks. Good night now.
>HIGGIGDTG

Probably one random ISP with a problem in their data center. Nothing to see here, shit happens all the time. When you see 100,000+ websites effected, then you can assume its widespread across multiple ISPs. Definitely not a blackout or happening in any way.

This thread is fake and gay.

flightaware.com/live/airport/EDDF
someone explain this

No, I came here asking a question. Still seeking answers.

420 no scope you larping faggot!

>Trying this hard

No u.

>many did not.
I can believe this

"Mein Führer... Steiner... "

WTF is this!

less posting more rebelling

Had to reroute my wii fii into a backdoor proxy with altered lan settings to keep my IP dynamic enough to get through the blackout, shits going down! All other German flags are probably govement shills, don't listen to them.

>flightaware.com/live/airport/EDDF
Normal air traffic? Whats to explain?

>germany
>image is from the turkish coup
Sage

ejbron.wordpress.com/2016/10/01/tanks-en-scherpschutters-in-dresden-welkom-in-merkels-nieuwe-duitsland/

Snipers and tanks in preparation for unity day. Nothing says unity like snipers and tanks

That's not germany

Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but why are three flights to Frankfurt being diverted?

we said that flights were stopped

Can someone snipe the retarded misinformation mafioso Italian shitposter? Thx.

Neat! An old-fashioned analog Jew detector.

Son, there's something known as trying too hard you know? At least keep it simple enough to be believable.

Sorry, but I don't believe you. Probably just another Merkel shill.

You are all dumb as shit for falling for this fake happening.

underrated

Then where the fuck are all the German posters, Hanz?

Gates are open, schedules are normal. This is obviously a LARP thread.

Asleep, they have to be up early to play work simulator, it's a Sunday ffs.

I want to believe. jpg

...

Did the anti-merkel coup begin?

Yes, unity of Germany and:
Denmark
Poland
Czech Republic
Slovakia

Later today Merkel will reveal that she is actually Hitler's daughter.

It's pro-merkel.

really makes you think

guys help, the fucking sandniggers, they got supplied with weapons, theyyre stormin in houses, fuckl, im hiding in basement

But remember that Germans DID play along with that whole "Final Solution" thing for several years until it got seriously out of hand.

this is what low quality shitpost looks like

HOW DOES IT FEEL, KRAUT?

>wir schaffen das
können wir das schaffen?

Guys, he didn't give the "safe" word. Germany is in trouble and all outside connections are being monitored.

There was a 40k anti immigration protest planned in pegida for today. The ridiculous over the top larping is a cover for actual large scale arrests of protestors. They are trying to flip your skepticism switch so you ignore the whole thing as a farce.

Shit, this could spread. I need to start accessorising NOW!

I'm not LARP'ing. Seriously. I am asking for information here. The Krauts aren't sharing shit.

or, OR maybe JUST MAYBE

every sane german is asleep at 5 am

Go home Ireland, only the Aussies can shitpost drunk.

Not you, you are right to suspect something is going on. People are giving weird information to obfuscate that there is actually something happening.

"I like eating Doritos but they are so loud!" - Anne Frank, Diary Entry for 3 August 1944

Same with the sane Hungarians?

yes.

Jews eat fruit.