TRUMP GENERAL - COMFY EDITION

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ITT newfags

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REMINDER THAT THE TRUMP CARD IS STILL ON THE TABLE

WILL TRUMP PLAY THE TRUMP CARD?

I'm pretty worried about this tax return thing. I don't know if he can win now.

Oh fugg we're getting close.

actually quite well

just need more people to watch it

Asuka and Rei are the official Evangelions4Trump.

Misato and Ritsuko are Cucks4Clinton.

Fuyutsuki and Gendo are #Cruzlims

shilling. Trump is taking New Jersey.

What happened to Trump's Nevada lead?

AWOOO

Wow, you really Corrected my Record.

>that king nigger approval

All the proof you need the polls are bullshit.

WEBM OF THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IMITATING HILLARY FAINTING AS SHE GETS INTO HER CAR
>WEBM OF THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IMITATING HILLARY FAINTING AS SHE GETS INTO HER CAR

WEBM OF THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IMITATING HILLARY FAINTING AS SHE GETS INTO HER CAR
>WEBM OF THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IMITATING HILLARY FAINTING AS SHE GETS INTO HER CAR

WEBM OF THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IMITATING HILLARY FAINTING AS SHE GETS INTO HER CAR
>WEBM OF THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IMITATING HILLARY FAINTING AS SHE GETS INTO HER CAR

WEBM OF THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IMITATING HILLARY FAINTING AS SHE GETS INTO HER CAR
>WEBM OF THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IMITATING HILLARY FAINTING AS SHE GETS INTO HER CAR

>Is it smart for him to bring up Hillarys infidelity when he's been divorced?
The psychological impact of her infidelity is greater because she's the wife. That may not be PC or "current year" but that is how we human beings are wired.

And think of the implication: if she can't even be loyal to her husband, she can't be trusted to be loyal to this country.

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>Peru

lol do you guys even have bank accounts there?

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Daily reminder that there are at least four potential October Surprises in the cards this month.

>Assange's leaks
>O'Keefe's video
>Insideranon's claimed accusing Clinton of treason
>"Pneumonia" returning on the trail

If just one delivers, it will upend a lot of apple carts in the Clinton campaign.

Everytime you (You) a CTR post they get paid $. If you got a point to make don't (You) them about it
>Protip: Yes, (You) can't

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lel

I'm comfy with my cuye.

He was in rare form tonight. Savage af.

REMINDER: HILLARY HAS BEEN AHEAD OF TRUMP CONSISTENTLY FOR NEARLY THE ENTIRETY OF THE GENERAL ELECTION

ITS OVER TRUMPNIGGERS GIVE UP KEK WILLS A CLINTON VICTORY

OK how do I filter the Cred Forums pass users?

Cannot wait until the media fucking loses their shit.
Vote trump.

> O N E P E O P L E
> O N E G O D
> O N E F L A G

Was waiting for this.

It's still there. One random poll doesnt mean it's gone

Fucking nigger pieces of shit.

>post yfw Trump plays the Trump Card at the beginning of the second debate and spends the entire debate redpilling millions of Americans on Hillary's crimes while refusing to answer the moderator questions or low key and irrelevant attacks on his taxes

"mr. trump you're a racist sexist jerk who doesn't pay taxes defend yourself"
>"AND THIS IS HILLARY CLINTON APPROVING A RUSSIAN URANIUM DEAL TO GIVE THEM WHATEVER THEY WANTED, AND HERE'S HILLARY'S PAY-FOR-PLAY WITH THE SAUDI'S, AND HERE'S HILLARY COLLUDING WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA AND THE FBI DIRECTOR TO AVOID BEING PROSECUTED, HERE'S DEBBIE WASHERMANSCHULTS, HERE'S BERNIE, HERE'S LYBIA, BENGHAZI, SYRIA, IRAQ..."
"b-but your taxes! answer the question!"

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Fuuuuck I can't view webms any YouTube or gif ?

Who else /shimmy/ here?

>Hillary has given up on Florida
>Hillary has given up on Ohio
>hard blue states are becoming soft blue
>Minnesota, the most cucked state in the union thanks to Swedish genes, has fucking become a toss up state

The absolute mad man just won't stop will he?

kek will go fuck yourself shillary kekton

Someone just texted my number by mistake, so I told the to have a good day and vote Trump.

It's a California kinda feel.

That feature is app based (by i.d.)

>NIGGERS
Do you even have the clearance to post that?

You don't. Just don't get triggered by them.

THE HACKER KNOWN AS Cred Forums
KEK
STAR-SPANGLED BANNER

*unsheathes katana*

try me I have a Cred Forums pass and post on Cred Forums (and am praised here) which is the stomping grounds for some of the brightest intellectuals on the internet

/shimmy4hill/
#shimmy2016
#GimmeTheShimmy

> pepe
>girl
This is some high quality bait. Here's your (you).

I honestly think Trump's just fucking had it. He's been dropping redpills like candy. It's fucking time to turn this election on its head.

>you can now see Cred Forums Pass users

Why didn't he have this kind of energy at the first debate? Hoping he goes all out at the next one, it would really rally big support if he was savage af to that smug cunt.

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I like u Peru

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>mexicants
BUILD IT

>This is the best that Hillary's millennial outreach meme squad could come up with.

Trump's people have contacts with Wikileaks, and don't forget he's getting the daily security briefing. And the alphabets and military love him, so there's that. All those "retired" admirals & generals - they got "retired" by Obama for being patriots, so they're using their contacts as well.

Last but no least - do you all not realize how much support he has overseas? I'm not talking about Cred Forumsacks, I'm talking military, intel and government people...

All of this is the reason that camp Hillary is panicking (besides losing blacks & legal Hispanics). So very many people want her (and her backers) taken down and want him IN.

Keep the faith, lads.

Tape of Clinton and her donors swearing up and down about niggers and laughing about it.

>yfw i got an invitation to the next debate

fug

looks like mods removed the feature

F

Very close

You have to give 15 dollars to hiroshimoot

>Implying Clinton has any waifus who are with her
Your words are empty

kill

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youtube.com/watch?v=xEmkIPfa6w8

Some hidden recording of Hillary insulting blacks. It better not be some (((Eichenwald)))-tier bullshit.

YOU GOTTA LET IT GO FOR LIKE A SECOND LONGER TO GET THAT WAVE IN HOLY KEK

>implying they have enough money to buy a year long pass for 4 weeks use
>Implying I just realized that they do

F

>a leaf gets invited to the debate
REEEEEEEEEEE

#BabyfursForTrump

see

ghostbin.com/paste/zswsy

>dig

MAGA

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Waifu is the wrong word to describe Misato are Ritsuko since neither is anyone's waifu.

Let us from now on refer to those characters as "shit" and nothing more.

you can't any longer

it's ogre

Whats a Cred Forums pass user?

It means you need to lurk more.

Cute pupper

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Is this the new meme she sprung up? Is this how she gets other people?
Memes?
Trump forever.

A lazy faggot.

Someone that pays to use Cred Forums.
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I know, right?

They already did

>"the top guys"
>"we'll tell you about that someday"

>Oh_My.gif

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I love this comfy as fuck image.

>tfw winter isn't far off
>tfw rural midwest

gonna get straight /comfy/ for months.

>seizuring at the debate is Hillary's dank new meme

Somebody who pays to post on a free anonymous imageboard

in other words, a cuck

Wheres a discord invite?

I'm registered to vote but I'm not registered with the Republican party. This won't affect my ability to cast a vote for Trump right?

HAHAHA oh fuck that was gold top kek
I love this man no homo

You have to donate to get it. Illegal for leafs. Sorry!

someone who has donated thousands of dollars into Hiroshimoot's reelection campaign and was gifted a Cred Forums pass when Cred Forums was founded in 2004

There are literally only 100 of us

Hey fags
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Depends on the state. Which state are you in?

Right.

registrations are only useful for primaries

I think it depends on your state. Or was that just for the primaries? Can some american explain it to him?

mods killed it

Beautifully put.

>Nice flag, cheapskate

Easier for them to change it if it's a machine.

Pot yfw trump wins every state

Just because you aren't registered Republican doesn't mean you can't vote for him, you're fine.

That's fucking gross.

If there are people paying for Cred Forums pass
Are there people irl paying for winrar license?

can trumpfags recommend a good movie for me?

A documentary would be preferred in all honesty.
>inb4 greatest story never told
I wouldn't mind watching a good movie based on history like titanic or saving ryan's privates

can Cred Forums help??

HEY MOON
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME TONIGHT

What's our next action plan to help Trump win?

Or are we just going to shitpost memes?

>solving captchas all day

stay mad Poorand

Dirty google what are you posting?

Dubs checked

She is so fuckin fake

1985 documentary called "Shoah"

It's a classic.

>implying they have ever been different things

youtube.com/watch?v=2Okd3Oyii7E

November is NEXT fucking month.

The Shawshank redemption

we dont need to do anything

hes getting ready to drop a bombshell and play the trump card

we just gotta sit back and watch shit hit the fan these next few weeks.

hes reaching his final form and is gonna unleash hell

Voting

Aside from voting, we must give kek our strength so he might carry out our will

Backdoor sluts 9

What did you give them?

Damn, did any idiot tripfags have one going for oct?

any more?

not based on factual events

The Apocalypse Hitler and Apocalypse Stalin series are pretty good.

Who's in it?

Hey MN only is contested because just like any other state has a metropolitan democratic center surrounded by conservative areas.

Our universities are mostly cucks, but the state ones don't seem too far gone yet.

Mostly just salty bernouts and cruzmissiles

Can someone take over? Something urgent came up and can't post.

Weren't we doing both?

Motherfucker, you have no idea how good I am at finding store fronts and street signs now

There are people that pay for porn
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>If there are people paying for Cred Forums pass
>Are there people irl paying for winrar license?

artist?

>apocalypse "anyone"

sounds pretty gay no offense

sounds like a plan

Shoah is pretty long you might want to start there.

Meme the Trump Card™.

You feel it too, don't you?

THE NEW TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
OCTOBER 1, 2016

LAST NIGHT
>internet goes to UN
>leaked audio shows Hillary disparaging Bernie people as political novices who live in their parents basement
>Trump gets 12 million followers on twitter
>Nigel Farage comes to US to help Trump with debate prep
AFTERNOON
>qt refugee defends Trump's Muslim immigration policies
EVENING
>random PA reporter claims Trump (in the 1980s) referred to her as a "c-word" to her boss
>claims the debate was what caused her to come out
>Trump rally in Manheim, PA
>Trump goes in HARD on Hillary
>imitates her 9/11 walk to her van
>no stamina
>says she isn't loyal to anyone but her donors
>doesn't even think she's loyal to Bill
>why should she be?

generation war
"look who's back" (er ist wieder da)

or go for american romp like in the heart of the sea

Who makes these comfy gifs?

spotted the CTR shill
filtered.

I live up north. I'm aware. I see Trump support everywhere and very little to no Hillary support.

until they throw you a curveball and make you select all until none exist

Downfall.

>400 pound h4ck3r
I kekkled

I have no dubs to offer kek I am a single man with no ai girlfriend

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my gf has a pair of fuzzy cuffs in her shopping bag from earlier, what do?

turn 360 and walk away

ayo invite me over famo

Pretty slow news day

lock her up and rape her

wat year

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Kek grants dubs, he does not receive them.

We must keep the meme magic flowing, brother

Soviet Story (2008 doc) is a good one too

Ken Burns American Civil War documentary

youtube.com/watch?v=B4wU9ZnAKAw

youtube.com/watch?v=RHzWo79dCHs

youtube.com/watch?v=H5OUOdpJSwU

He did it

Check out @Cronikeys's Tweet: twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/782402431841890304

Whats wrong with Cred Forums pass?

Yeah, I agree. They should really make it unbiased. The documentaries have rare footage and are pretty good though.

Didnt are nige refute the debate prep claim?

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If you don't know about Downfall you don't belong on Cred Forums

It's the one with the ranting Hitler.

is this that jewboy who went and (((disproved))) the gas chamber in Auschwitz?

Yup. Gonna be more "trump going after Clinton marriage" shilling for the next week. Hunker down boys.

Yeah, but the disappearing part for me is always, without fail, the street/house numbers. It is like some spoopy nightmare or something. I much prefer the mexicant shitshops. It gets a little spoopy also when you see billboards or street signs from your own area (and America is fucking huge)...

I think google has a sneaky plot to make some of us fat by forcing pies, pasta and bread all fucking day. (lookin at you Poland)

>>Nigel Farage comes to US to help Trump with debate prep

God damn just how based is this singular man

Meester Trump would not fuck ass and called me Mees Peegy. I wanted to eet hees come. He s a raycees

Don't insult bobble heads like that it makes you look crazy

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(((Cohen)))

Kill her then rape her

sorry senpai thats my pussy

ChickenWretch on Youtube has a lot of very good, hard to find Soviet/Russian films and documentaries.

You shouldn't need to ask.

Anyone got a clip of Trump pantomiming Hillarys seizure?

>30 years ago the nominee told someone "that lady is a cunt"
Wow, looks like I will now #lobbyandswindlefor bobbyjindal

>I much prefer the mexicant shitshops
I post on mobile so I understand this meme

I think there are a fair amount of hebe shitshops also

>ai girlfriend
I kind of want one now.

We /allahu akbar/ here?

That's it, folks. He's already making fun of her for collapsing in the heat.

youtube.com/watch?v=xEmkIPfa6w8

>The media could not be played.

it's the spamming of the text that we got rid of

Falling Down is extremely redpilled.

Cool ill check it out thanks.

Farage said the rumor was untrue and he is still in the U.K.

Don't know. Just going based off the story last night. Wasn't aware there were updates

EVERY
TIME

they are unopened

Nothing, just showing the text is gay.

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>imitate 9/11 walk to her van

WEBM please

KEK is with us. The void beckons.

im just searching public records like a good old fashioned red-blooded american

#nothinglefttolose

twitter.com/hashtag/LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes

#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes

CtR is at it again.

What the absolute fuck? That is so statistically impossible for it to be a curve like that. There is literally a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance that those trend lines on the right are real. Anyone with a Stats 101 course could sue for fraud.

I can't stress enough how statistically IMPOSSIBLE that is

>Hillary Clinton is a bigot!

LOCK HER UP

Your fiance is 6' 8''??!?!?!?!?!

>Mmmm that day of The Rope

But if I (You) a CTR, doesn't that drain money from Hillary's larger campaign?

Yes.

Watch what you drink

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You're telling me you can't open them?

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>#LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes Hillary was already 10 years into her crime spree

No no, they are in the packaging like they were just bought

>here

wojack getting more and more smug lately. What gives? Has he stopped surfing /r9k/ and endorsed Trump?

No, its bottomless for this sort of operation. FUCK THE CTR NOW AND ESPECIALLY LATER
>Btw enjoy your (You)

thanks

I've only seen one thing with jew runes and that was a street sign. I refused on principle to click on it and just refreshed the captcha for something more acceptable. It was like taking a shower, and I felt better immediately.

We got any pilots here?

Open them

Surprise her

this is how we will win

Don't panic when you wake up handcuffed to the bed.

Damn straight friend.

Never thought about it that way. Guys new plan we bait ctr to defund hillary let's go!!

You don't want one, trust me. True happiness is from the inside. Girls just steal your lifeforce.

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Where do you even bag a chick that tall? Volleyball court?

Hillary BTFO

It's a technique known only to true conservatives.

Something has happened to Wojak.

It's already over lads. The dems cannot win now

heatst.com/life/dont-tell-Cred Forums-pepe-the-frog-supports-hillary-clinton-says-his-creator/
Just found this...
The media are so fucking stupid.

Under the Sign of the Scorpion
based on a book by Juri Lina, it's his documentary
& you can watch on jewtube. I highly recommend it.

Reaction of hillary supporters to Trump mocking her fainting

when you cast light on them they scurry like cockroaches

here's the guy that hired all these idiots

Already tried that. If you wrestle with a pig all you get is dirty. And besides, the pig likes it

She was my neighbor when I was 7 weve been best friends since, things got more serious

>all that kinky sex
I'm sickened but curious

This isn't real life. Everytime you (You) a CTR post they get paid. If you have a point to make don't (You) them about it
>Protip: YES (You) CAN'T

>t-t-tthat wasn't even a good imitation

>she should put ads of him mocking her weak collapse on tv
Hmm. Seems counter intuitive
>hey remember this!?

Lucky lad.

Let me guess
He's a jew

6 inches taller than donald

>hiring a bunch of cuck faggots because they surely know the pulse of the Country.

They are too stupid to understand.

Kek

Pure. coincidence.

> pneumonia """"""walk""""""

she was being dragged and tossed into a fucking van.

ARE WE SEEING THE SAME FUCKING THING

we don't have any proof of that

he was seen rubbing his hands together though, so it is possible

Do you get her to dress up like Donald?

Woah, only +6 in fucking NJ? What the hell is going on there.

God's own backyard, the UP is red this year! Fucking Deerbornistan better not fuck this up for us, I don't even want to think about the former Detroit jungle.

You gotta share a pic at least. Come on now.

Is that the one about the guy in LA who lost his job? If so, yeah, it was really good.

REMINDER TO OPEN ALL CLOSETS / ROOMS / DRESSER / CABINETS

THERE MIGHT BE SOME BULL HIDING, READY TO POUNCE WHEN YOU'RE IN CUFFS

DO NOT LET YOUR GUARD DOWN

>Hmm. Seems counter intuitive
Wouldn't be the first time

Childhood friend wins?

Why are jews such evil shit.
Shouldn't gods people be oh, I dunno..
Less evil?

>>Hillary has given up on Florida

oh shit son

I have idea but am retared new fag that joined in the last few months, please explain

already seen it (obvi)

thanks though

xkexked

>start dating a childhood friend who grew into an amazon

just like in my animus. good luck user.

amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=trump&rh=i:aps,k:trump

amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=hillary&rh=i:aps,k:hillary

Quite a difference.
I guess Jeff Bozo won't let it stand for long though.

Sister wins!

I seriously think that Hillary might be in 4th place in the UP

:^0

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

i think im having a manic episode

i can't be held responsible for what i do in this state

hopefully it will pass soon

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>tfw Trump mocking Hillary's fainting was a chess move to get the media talking about it again and reminding everyone

had a giggle

thanks m8

Not as gross as your bully

I don't get it. So is Hillary saying women should get paid for doing nothing?

Filtered

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

>amazon next door

You should dress her up like a space marine for Halloween, don't even need stilts

>shillary given up on Florida
Umm, when did this happen?

What.

Why didnt you invite me to the party of Lincoln?

I wanna punch her

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we back?

Cred Forums Pass user since June 2015.

i dont know what the fuck happened, I really wanted to be taller when I was 15 then I just accepted reality

Oh you're that guy.

that could easily be mistaken for pedoshit by someone who's not familiar with 40k lore and lore-breaking rule 34

the first debate was him testing the waters, finding out what kind of a debater clinton is, testing the moderator, testing the MSM, and letting clinton get comfy and arrogant. now its time to slay some bitches

Behind Trump, Stein and DeezNuts, or does Johnson still count? At any rate I have yet to see a single Hillary sign this entire cycle, while Trump signs are popping up here and there as people realize it's becoming safer to do so. I have a feeling Marquette is probably shill-central though, if there are any Hillshills in this great peninsula, it'll be there I think.

he may be talking about fisting.

You're an alright guy. Don't come to Cred Forums/pol/ on November 7th

After Meester Trump bulleed me, I became anal sex star on the youporn. Hees a bad maan.

why is this part of michigan not its own state? Or join minnesota, give a little electoral boost for the Red side?

Stop trying to seduce me.

what a fucking fatass piggy

Based as usual

>gif
Deep

>SS with female blood angels

I need this in my life.

>my battle sister can't possibly be this angry

I'm down for merging the UP, the northern strip of Wisconsin, and Duluth into one state. It'd be a swing state as well.

Underrated

as if I would want to dumby

Shills don't know what they've gotten themselves into.

First of all, you can't stay on Cred Forums long enough to not become a raging fascist that wants to lynch nig nogs. Blacks end up becoming self hating negroids when they spend enough time here.

Let that sink in CTR. Your last batch of cronies betrayed. This current batch will betray you. The next will betray you.

>why is this part of michigan not its own state?
Fucking 1800s horse shit
>join Minnesota
We'd rather poison our glorious lakes out of spite, the state of Superior will emerge from the Happening, and then we can finally have our revenge against the eternal Ohioan for Toledo.

Hol up I might be makin threads again.

When you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss also stares back into you.

you can taste the desperation

Joining Minnesota doesnt sound very enticing.

One Hillary sign in Houghton/Hancock, belongs to a democrat politician

Zero Trump signs though, too much vandalism

"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster.

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."

trips of truth

NEW

NEW

These lolifucks do tend to spoil shit for us. However
washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2016/05/05/inside-democrat-facebooks-vicious-civil-war/

If there was ever a jew who fit his name perfectly...

What about the other two?

politico.com/story/2016/10/donald-trump-tax-records-new-york-times-229012

Ouch

doesn't matter

truejew already got BTFO in home territory so I move on