COUP IN GERMANY

HAPPENING

There are tanks and helicopters reported in dresden, people report shootings.

The media is shut down.

HAPPENING

Other urls found in this thread:

blogger-kollektiv.blogspot.com/2016/10/panzer-und-scharfschutzen-in-dresden.html
youtube.com/watch?v=pd9O0J9gae0
twitter.com/DrPuffenstein/status/782408949404278786
twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=news&q=germany&src=typd
speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.2138/could-a-military-coup-be-brewing-against-merkel.html
reuters.com/article/us-germany-arms-idUSKCN0ZL23R
google.com/maps/place/Hopsten
youtube.com/watch?v=4i5jqICfhd0
9news.com.au/world/2016/09/19/16/27/archaeologists-recover-nazi-era-time-capsule
youtube.com/watch?v=PqnoigrOeYQ
youtube.co/watch?v=TuotxTRgIFY
youtube.com/watch?v=TuotxTRgIFY&gl=CO&hl=es-419
youtube.com/watch?v=rIGbud_X20M
youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0
youtube.com/watch?v=afOqrmfYQl0
youtube.com/watch?v=W-OsuNNTgU4
adl.org/press-center/press-releases/extremism/adl-adds-pepe-the-frog-online-hate-symbols-database.html
youtube.com/watch?v=5rsb7dT6sEM
youtube.com/watch?v=FkPRe5yP1J4&bpctr=1475382806
youtube.com/watch?v=QXNxUiVZO5s
youtube.com/watch?v=Iw5XFLWMdxc
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Wot

Any sort of link?

fuck drumpf and fuck white people

Germany is beginning the great jewish purge. I hope they make Merkel suffer before she dies.

So we're still on this, huh?

"Anime was a mistake"

-Angela Merkel

THE RIDE NEVER FUCKING ENDS

hoopa joop

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Where are you hearing this reports from hans?

Your asshole filled with refugee cum ?

This is still a thread?

TANKS IN 29MIN AND 59SEC

Im pretty sure it's disinfo.

OP pic not found on Google. Any others?

What is the purpose of having a tank in such an urban environment. I get that it would be intimidating but there is no real tactical use whatsoever

checks out

blogger-kollektiv.blogspot.com/2016/10/panzer-und-scharfschutzen-in-dresden.html

Low quality bait.

The tanks are out for German Unity Day. Sorry, Fritz false alarm

Fuck off already

Fuck

I'll bet the Dominicanist Drumpf did this!!! I know it's not Hillary became she dindu nuffin.

Looks like it's a convoy lead

Would be effective at clearing roads

Faggot spotted

kek Poland you are going to be raped again by german master race

Please provide some form of sources.

PLEASE. I NEED THIS TODAY

fuck off retard

bump
u better not be fuckin with us hans =\

>dresden

lol
coup
dreseden
OK, Ahmed.
Educate yourself about your new country, first.

it's not happening

stop posting this shit

Sauce?

Merkel has already been taken by the resistance.

Cap this.

First reports mention "Sam Hyde" being mad about his Cred Forums pass status being mocked by other users and is taking his revenge now.

Sources you fucking sand nigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=pd9O0J9gae0

That is from the Turkish coup

>Dresden
>Daylight in the middle of the night

Ain't you krauts having some kind of dinndu nuffin parade there?

it can tactically blow the shit out of things like buildings with assholes in them. it's a rolling piece of cover with a fuckhuge gun on it.

UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF WHITE MALES BEING ROUNDED UP IN BERLIN

>UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF WHITE MALES BEING ROUNDED UP IN BERLIN

UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF WHITE MALES BEING ROUNDED UP IN BERLIN

>UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF WHITE MALES BEING ROUNDED UP IN BERLIN

General Sam Hyde is leading a coup against merkel in Germany!!!!

are u baiting us plz don't
googles image search reveals image not found anywhere on net. confirm image is original and not reposted from elsewhere.

Now this meme I can get along with

It has every tactical use whatsoever in Urban. You literally need it

Curious how do you do this?

blogger-kollektiv.blogspot.com/2016/10/panzer-und-scharfschutzen-in-dresden.html

DEUTSCHLAND ERWACHE

how many hours until the ARYANDIED begins?

God speed!

You're a fucking daft cunt

twitter.com/DrPuffenstein/status/782408949404278786
keep looking @ twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=news&q=germany&src=typd while i try to find more evidence

Say wat

SAY WAT

A quick search got me the Turkish coup. It's from Turkey.

Shit bait is shit.

I wish. I wish so bad.

A military coup against EU cuckery. God, could you imagine the chaos? The liberal butthurt.

But until anything confirms or denies this, I'll just assume this is security precautions for Reunion Day.

Does anyone remember, right after the Turkish coup, when those dump trucks and Turkish military vehicles were parked outside of Incirlik and everyone thought Ergodan was trying to seize the nukes? And then it turned out to be Fucking Nothing?

I see you copy-pasting this on every thread.

Dresden has been pretty awful lately. I would understand an uprising.

At this point the only thing that will save Germany from destruction is Merkel's head on a pike. Somebody really needs to pull a von Stauffenberg before it's too late.

But why?

speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.2138/could-a-military-coup-be-brewing-against-merkel.html
check this out guys, it might actually be true.

R A R E
A
R
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Unconfirmed (but sources tell me wildly known) there is a british military presence in Paderborn. Happening?

>Dr Puffen stein
Is this a joke ?

its not like it has those big cannon or offers protection...

thats a tank from germany shithead

I know the Marines in Fallujah found their tanks to be invaluable for dealing with heavily fortified buildings without wasting men or time.

The Germans also came up with pick related for Urban Combat in WWII. They may need to look into an updated model...

I have never seen this before

FALSE ALARM
OP IS A FUCKING KEK.

>FALSE ALARM
>OP IS A FUCKING KEK.

FALSE ALARM
OP IS A FUCKING KEK.

>FALSE ALARM
>OP IS A FUCKING KEK.

FALSE ALARM
OP IS A FUCKING KEK.

>FALSE ALARM
>OP IS A FUCKING KEK.

FALSE ALARM
OP IS A FUCKING KEK.

>FALSE ALARM
>OP IS A FUCKING KEK.

DEUS VULT

>Jewed dick

Religion of piss?

Psssst..... we sell them their tanks. Don't tell anybody!

"Those with guns will always be able to take down those with pens and poor judgements, something Merkel may notice soon."

It's just tanks preparing for German unity day parade, no nazi happenings today.

The skyline looks pretty fucking German.

It's either security for Reunion Day, or it's legit as fuck.

How's that gene pool?

THIS JUST IN

FUCKING HAPPENINBG

>I get that it would be intimidating

That's what separates a successful coup from a few assholes with guns shouting slogans at you from the post office.

You can't fight 90 million people with a small cadre of officers. You need them to accept your bullshit.

>be mudsline
>possible coup in Germany
>HORAYY
Why the fuck is this guy cheering? It's not going to turn out well for him.

It's Turkey.

Why is the east such fucking shit

No it's not. Turkey doesn't have Leo IIA6s.

>Tanks
>security
>Dresden

add these up and they don't make a lickasense

>german tanks in CDN armed forces
shitty second hand tanks too just like all the other pass me downs our army has

O FUG IDS HABBEDING

Cred Forums WAS RIGHT AGAIN

Can comfirm OP is full of shit, nothing happening here folks move along.

>tank security
Unsafe society desu

It's Germany. The road signs are German and so is the damn tank.

since4pass in the options

The Day of German Unity (German: Tag der Deutschen Einheit) is the national day of Germany, celebrated on 3 October as a public holiday.[1] It commemorates the anniversary of German reunification in 1990, when the goal of a united Germany that originated in the middle of the 19th century, was fulfilled again. Therefore, the name addresses neither the re-union nor the union, but the unity of Germany. The Day of German Unity on 3 October has been the German national holiday since 1990, when the reunification was formally completed. It is a legal holiday for the Federal Republic of Germany.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

...

A Turkish tank doesn't have an iron cross on it dumbass.

Who is behind?

The Muslim Brotherhood?

It's just a national pride parade and you can't read the signs.

The tank has a Goddamned iron cross on it.

And we all know Turks are repelled by the cross.

Yeah even if this is just security, the fact that they're bringing this type of shit out means they're scared of another mudslime mass-rapening. Which doesn't make Merkel look good either.

Oh gee thanks google

Cred Forums Pass user since June 2016.

So they finally got sick of the mudslimes....
>You will never be a German smashing the heads of racemixers and non-whites heads in but not before shooting their disgusting half-breeds in front of them

Germany sells stuff to the whole world. If I remember correctly we are the 2nd or 3rd highest seller in the world.

Example:
reuters.com/article/us-germany-arms-idUSKCN0ZL23R

Time to get this baby running again.

>BBC: Reports coming in of a very decrepit looking man who has a jarring resemblance of Hitler, as the one leading the surge into Berlin.

BBC: Reports coming in of a very decrepit looking man who has a jarring resemblance of Hitler, as the one leading the surge into Berlin.

No joke. Some refugee camps are in former KZs.

> National Pride Parade

Probably the best description of Germany I've ever heard

What group is fighting for the coup? Don't germans support their situation?

>when you late to work but still manage to correct the record anyway

...

HOLY SHIT, MERKEL FOUND DEAD, DOCTORS SUSPECT CYANIDE

The driver of the tank has been identified.

Links?

THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!! Notice no Germans are talking about this on Cred Forums

I'm getting more suspicious by the minute

google.com/maps/place/Hopsten

any information about where is Merkel?

...

HELP IS ON THE WAY GERMAN BROS

It's because they the ones doing the coup idiot

noice

na...nani?

Ok if it's happening tell me what is happening

test

Not defending Google here, but you program a website that can take a grid of pixels of various colors and determine what it is.

Pride in what, their antisemitism?

It has a bundeswehr cross on it

Test

yes, ja, Ja! JA! I AM SO HYPED

HEIL HITLER KICK MACKERELS ASS!

No pride to be multicultural

I mean honestly if something was actually happening the US media would be all over it like flies on shit. Trying to paint the coup as some kid of Pepe insurgency.

It's funny because the Alternative for Germany and PEGIDA have Jewish support.

it was only a matter of time before Merkel mobilized the army to deal with those who post non pc material online.

where in the options? Under what?

I'm in Dresden right now and nothing's happening, foh

Why the bundeswehr cross on it then?

Source?

THIS ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER JA JA JA JA
BAHAHAGHAHAGAFSJSBVJSUG

THE 5777 JEWISH JUBILEE YEAR JUST STARTED
>THE 5777 JEWISH JUBILEE YEAR JUST STARTED
THE 5777 JEWISH JUBILEE YEAR JUST STARTED
>THE 5777 JEWISH JUBILEE YEAR JUST STARTED

>sees flag
Fuck off or turn the proxy off wilhelm

>KLPQS-10-03-2016
>ATUHX-10-03-2016

It's literally nothing but Military showing off for their Public Holiday.

newfag

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

I guess it's nothing. I'm as disappointed as you. If this stuff would happen it wouldn't happen in Dresden. It would be Berlin / Bonn / Ruhrgebiet / Munich / Frankfurt....... but why Dresden... there is nothing.

>4+ OPs about this with very similar wording
>absolutely zero proof from anyone on here that anything is happening
definitely a psyop in my opinion

At last, all shills will be revealed

Hallo everyone,
no Deutsche Sauces Report from this event.

Sorry, but apparently no one has the balls :(
Since being Nationalist is a social death sentence for a person in this country, it will probably only happen.

It's 5am
You bloody idiots need to shut up

Tanks for what? Tanks like that have no use in an urban setting unless used for absolute warfare, large scale intense combat.

Unless the happening is troop movements and strange logistics changes, this is nothing.

Retard

test

it is time germany. time to wake up and go full hitler one more time. for glory. for the fuhrer. for the 4rth glorious reich

if fake, then what are the pictures from, tough?

So are we getting a Forth Reich or a Caliphate?

Please happen

how come pegida started in your country then?
Surely there are ... non liberal Germans.
Was the mosque bombing a false flag to smear you PEGIDA?

Because we're back to finish the job.

How can you even operate an image board with all those extra chromosomes floating about

You honestly believes tanks would just go and stop at fucking Dresden to stage against the government when there's no proof of what's happening, not even real photos ?

They're probably either prepping for an event, or getting ready for something else. A coup - with tanks - in bumfuck nowhere doesn't seem likely

Leaf cunt

Cred Forums Pass user since May 2014.

Those digits
That flag.
Witnessed

Germany doesnt have a military.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

remember this?

...

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=4i5jqICfhd0

>bc we are back to suck dicks for help

fix'd

The options field on the reply box you retard

could it be...!?

That job was finished 10 times over.

the email field

You are already here.... for example in Paderborn. As a former MP soldier I had a lot of fun drinking with your guys at the Oktoberfest there. You had far more disciplin than we had. You left early and denied to drink more than 2 or 3 beers, while we went nuts. I expected more :(. At least I heard good stories about some home brew whiskey.

Jewish rings are like the Gods of Olympus, constantly butting heads with each other. Their shenanigans then eventually spill out and affect the entire western world.

What

Finally returning to the depths from which she came.

Cred Forums Pass user since June 2016.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

West Point graduate over here

hoopa joop

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Cred Forums Pass user since June 2016.

WHAT WAS IN THE TIME CAPSLE?
Did it insta-redpill them?

>known to exist
>In the concrete of nazi training camp
>perfectly preserved
>on display

Did enough people see it and start the coup?

9news.com.au/world/2016/09/19/16/27/archaeologists-recover-nazi-era-time-capsule

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

hoopa joop

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Fuck it

That's what they're posting but it won't work

what happened to your discipline bruder

Not like some Aryan dude is gonna jump out a window behind the damn thing and pen it with an rpg
Leave it to the Moslems, inshAllah

you learn how to program, then you'd know how fucking easy it would be (once you have skillz of coarse)

I have a friend in Dresden with a direct satellite connection. Copy-pasting some lines from our chat:

>Werwolf Squads [?] infiltrated the Bundeswehr and various Civil Services
>units staging a Coup today
>running firefights through Dresden Streets
>dozens already dead
>police and military refusing intervention Orders
>police departments and military units going dark
>explosions in Pirna [?]
>Communists and government officials hunted in house raids and hanged in Streets
>government has cut all communications
>American bases mobilizing

Holy shit. It's happening.

ES IST ZEI FÃœR REICH!

...We did. After the war, we broke their military tradition, then basically held up their armly to use aginst the Soviets.

After that went away.... well, they sent more dentists to Afghanistan than they did riflemen.

Any germanbro wanna translate this for us?
blogger-kollektiv.blogspot.com/2016/10/panzer-und-scharfschutzen-in-dresden.html

You fucks can't deliver i'll ask my relatives in Germany whats up

But you're a leaf.

post a screenshot of the convo faggot

Holy shit America... better you have listened Patton

DAK

16.10.16

Westfalia Oktoberfest rules happend --> On the table there must always be: 1 empty glass for return, one half full glass for drinking and one full glass for backup.

So the talmudic version of trips?
Is this there year of Kek?

>inshAllah
Indeed

Fake and gay
SAGE

Basically talks about what a bitch Merkel has been, and about how she has divided the people and has not acted in their best interest.

Screenshot or it didn't happen.

Also
>Werwolf infiltrated the German armed forces and government

I want to believe

>blogger-kollektiv.blogspot.com/2016/10/panzer-und-scharfschutzen-in-dresden.html

It's really just a lot of whining like: why oh why would you need tanks to silence us.

A fucking stupid blog.

> pen it with an rpg
You forget that every Western tank except yours is proofed from rpg's from EVERY angle.

haha dumb fucking shills

He looks so much like the Trump, it's uncanny.

SOON

(you)

memes

Pegida... As long as you don't admin voting for them you'll be fine. I also noted that young people are not that eager to go Demonstrate their support for them on the streets. Young people I know are brainwashed students thinking about money and sex. Not the future of a country, race or even a continent.

youtube.com/watch?v=PqnoigrOeYQ
thread theme

Fake as shit. No real German would want to possibly ruin oktoberfest

>citations needed

Hope this is happening

Mamma merkle will get gaddafi'd. Get confirms it.

Praise kek.

Kek wants it with those double dubs.

Putsch now!

...

Sorry, messed up the spell. Let me try again.

>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
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kek

Wilkommen in mine duftee

I like you

>>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON

Germany pls make this swift

Opsec too sensitive. I tried blacking out shit in a screenshot once and fucked up and another guy's username got leaked. He sent me some pictures, though. This shit is crazy. I'll ask if I can post a few of those. Cred Forums scrubs metadata, right?

Does no one have live feeds of major German news broadcasts?

I mean, if this is a coup, those would be among the first things hit.

>bitch and moan about false happening threads
>still posts in them instead of reporting them

>>>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>>>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>>>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
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>>>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
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First the SPD lost their left edge now the CDU lost their right edge.

As a former SPD voter it's just fucking terrible. I have more in common with the AFD with every other party. I miss the glory days of a Brandt / Schmidt (even they would be more right wing than anything today). Imagine a Franz Josef Strauß today. Why can''t we have that good fight again. Now it's a mess of left-left shit.

>internet blackout

Plz

With Leopard tanks and HK guns

The second Putsch has just begun

Leftist traitors hang from trees

While Germans purge the refugees

Merkel's time has come to pass

'Cause Kek will smite her libtard ass

Gott mitt uns

>CPRF
>anti-israel
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
discarded

Sorry, but thread is probably BS, sun isnt up yet in this timezone.

i am sorry, chile, pls remember us as we were and not as we are now.

add a nice long REEEEEEEEEEEE at the end and we got a nice little diddy

its fake m8s

Reports on RTL of swat teems seen entering the Bundestag and deutschebank offices and reservists being mobilized.


youtube.co/watch?v=TuotxTRgIFY

Can you translate OP?

Sadly now it's Unity, Justice and Freedom.

sage newfags

This just means that the picture is relatively new and not fake

This video showing a German army instructor telling one of his soldiers to envision African-Americans in the Bronx while firing his machine gun was broadcast Saturday.


youtube.com/watch?v=TuotxTRgIFY&gl=CO&hl=es-419

i'll never lose my hope in you guys

rolling for german civil war ii
pls give me repeating digits.

>2007

This is why we can't have nice things.

Puffenstein... fuckn... the fucking "Pirate Party"... it's a regular fucking circus over there.

There was always an element in the Germany army that was going to stage a coup.

bump

i remember

is there anything really happening?

reroll

Kek is truly with us. I call upon these gets to summon meme magic to our aid. Bless us with a happening oh mighty kek. Throw down merkle off of her throne to wallow with the muslim swine that she so loves.

Praise kek

if singles then its nothing

Again, no joke: As a west german I had my basic training in the east. When this was a 'scandal' on the MSM in germany I had a good laugh. I saw this all the time. Best thing was the half germans got indoctrinated. A turkish guy in our unit sang 'I had a grandfather in the SS' in a supermarket. Good times.

Hey I'm the friend from Dresden posting from a proxy.

Ask me anything. But make it quick before my signal is backtraced. I am hacking the German mainframes to bypass the matrix just to send word.

Okay, he said I could post this one.

It's a coup soldier in some neighbourhood called Heidenau?

Alt-Reich is coming.

i think this fits better. at least the first parts

youtube.com/watch?v=rIGbud_X20M

Can any German posters confirm?

Are there any sources? I don't want to get my hopes up, desu

My Dad has a friend in Germany who says nothing is happening

Too late, I already tattled and they're coming for you.

Soon

thank you, one day we shall fight together!

youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0

>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
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If it is a coup, it is a fake coup thrown by Merkel on herself.

pls pls pls Kek, let it happen oh frog god

>ITT: Cred Forums's fan-fiction

Nothing, krauts are giving a try with larp. Unsuprisingly we are bad at it, like our humor.

Fuck you jew

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=afOqrmfYQl0

GOOD LUCK GERMANY

youtube.com/watch?v=W-OsuNNTgU4

that is not a turkish tank, nor turkish camo, nor turkish buildings

Ah shit guys

The government has snipers positioned everywhere

I might not make it tonight. relay a message for Jantom and tell him not to open th-

What does the entire thing mean?

>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
>PEPE SALTA FORI WAMI MUR QUANAT XENON
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Checked
Kek wills it

Again. I wish it was something. It's nothing. If it's someting, it would never ever....NEVER EVER....NEEEEEVER start in Dresden.

Not that populated, no political importance, no nothing. So why Dresden? The AFD? They are all over germany. Again Bonn / Ruhrgebiet / Frankfurt / Berlin / Munich and so on... then we'll talk.

Random off topic question since we are all here:
Did you know "Pepe" is now officially a symbol of hate?

adl.org/press-center/press-releases/extremism/adl-adds-pepe-the-frog-online-hate-symbols-database.html

If I roll dubs Sweden is next.

checked and kekked

Yes, but the ADL are a bunch of tumblr tier faggots so who cares?

Its some more meme magic we discovered today.

hanz we knew this a week ago

clearly if we do get a coup this is clearly a false flag to allow merkel to blame germans on it and she may get another term and afd will plummet.

Witnessed

...

youtube.com/watch?v=W-OsuNNTgU4

The Uncuckening of Europe is upon us.

If I acquire dubs again, France will follow.

Nope.

...

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Thanks for preserving prussian culture.
You need to mix in some black people so you wont draw any attention until we get the coup going.

youtube.com/watch?v=5rsb7dT6sEM

>Always give your best, never get discouraged, never be petty; always remember, others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself

We must be patient... The eu will fall. Have faith.

Wew lass

You know what's worse? She maybe will get another term because we have NOTHING else.

spoopy

>false flag

It can't be a false flag. What made the Turkish coup look so suspicious is that the media stayed up and everything the military did was being spread and televised. If the media is down in Germany then it's gotten real.

Kek I summon you

yes we all know, this is old news

OLD NEWS

OLD NEWS
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N
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Paise kek. A happening is upon us.

Brexit was only the first domino in the EU's fall. Any right wing coup will be the second.

youtube.com/watch?v=FkPRe5yP1J4&bpctr=1475382806

yeah i can already see it
there is a coup in germany -> everyone else moves in as "intervention" and for "stabilizing" -> germany is partitioned -> polan finally will have righful west slavic clay germans occupied

You have to go back, Achmed.

Kek agrees. Return to shitskinistan.

Was there a 30 minute countdown before the tanks arrived?

Deutschland erwache!

youtube.com/watch?v=QXNxUiVZO5s

Sorry i am late on the "news"
I was trying to entertain while we are dreaming of Germany getting his act together and using common sense again.

is this srs?

These gets
Mein gott

>german tanks best tanks

no its not.
its shitposting

I don't know but let's get comfy anyway.

Pray for Merkel to get the full metal succ

91170000

I hope Russia sends some help before the (((Anglos))) bomb us to dust again.

When can we kill him.....
I may just take it upon myself to rid the world of that blood line

>COUP IN GERMANY

Kek.

There will be a coup in France way before any possibility of a coup in Germany. France is so close to a military coup with all these left-wing union strikes and terrorist attacks it's not even funny.

What's going on in Germany are probably just standard military exercises.

it's a holiday celebration

>tanks in the streets
>holiday celebration

doesn't makes sense

Hahaha, nice joke user :)

Do you want to die?
For your own sake, I'd be careful with just what
exactly you say on the internet. After all, everything is tracked, recorded, and compiled.

Just to be Comfy:

youtube.com/watch?v=Iw5XFLWMdxc

Can't be true, the military is forbidden to act within the country by German Grundgesetz