GOOGLES FOUND US OUT

I was there the moment an autistic user started spamming that fucker in a post.
Every one hated it.
Two days after, Everyone loved it.
It was magical.
It was JUST

Kek (PBUH) willed it.

They found out our secret language. What will we do? The Googles and the Skypes are on to us.

We're going to have to Let Loose the Squirrels. Guyz.

I'm LITERALLY shaking in my boots. What more could they find out about us???

CODE RED, I REPEAT, CODE RED

EVERYONE, REGROUP AT EBAUMSWORLD

Recant that order. The Squirrel is only for use in emergencies. This is designated as a catastrophe and we mustn't rush into anything rash.

Seconded. The Squirrel option is reserved for our 'Doomsday' scenario similar to Israel's "Sampson Option" during the '73 war.

Oh fuck yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=x81iip6psks

i've seen this before, and I'm going to pull rank here. Herr gefilstiltzen - loose le squierrels.

YOU IDIOT DONT GIVE AWAY THE LOCATION OF OUR REAL BASE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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Autism the thread

Hopefully they don't find out about Ebaumsworld too. If they find out that that's where our true power lies, we're finished. It would be a tragedy if they shut that down.

>tranny = durden

Kek are there really fucking retards that honestly believe that theory above fightclub being a cross dresser fantasy?

>muh dildo in the luggage
>muh muh dildo

It was never supposed to be a secret you stupid nigger.
The idea is to obviously replace nigger with google so that google, if they want to continue with their filters, would eventually have to filter themselves.

>It was never supposed to be a secret you stupid google

>oy vey! This guerilla word warfare is problematic!

>fighting against censorship for people like this

will they ever be schway?

This. The whole point was to get literal Google to censor the word Google due to its association with white supremacists. Everything is working perfectly tbqh.

>2016..... revealing secret base of operations....... in TWO THOUSAND AND SIXTEEN

Portugal, NO! You were supposed to be the final guardian of white supremacy!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

DON'T DO IT. YOU'RE REVEALING OUR HAND TOO SOON.

Start doing it with images now too.

>Not using the codeword
Thanks for giving away our secret base asshole.

My thoughts exactly.

>racists on twitter
Better twitter gets blamed
But I thought only Google and skype got any traction (via mspaint images of course), which one's yahoos again?

thanks for posting the best character ever made on TV besides tony soprano

Belay that order.

Special access code; nigger nigger kike fault

Disarm all squirrels in the area and stand by for further instructions.

Oh, and I still prefer pop-rocks for muslims. Even with the whole trump skittle-analogy thing

[LITERALLY SHAKING INTENSIFIES]

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The projection is real

Cred Forums has brought the world together, and I really mean that. People can have endless debates on politics freely. Hell, there are a lot of former SJWs on here too

>not calling them k-pops

DELETE THIS UFOOL

i be on the thread fuck the clinton new network

Kill me.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2013.

Hey, shock off, man

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how do you reach this level of autism?

these people dont understand they're on the internet do they?

You just had to give away the location of the mother base, didn't you?

>durden
What is this even? The only one I can think of is the dude from Fight Club.

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Former SJW reporting in

>please notice me cnn senpai
I'm starting to agree with the theory that all these "Google" users are newfags that saw Pepe in the news and now want attention

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I used to be one too, mate.

What made you into an SJW in the first place?

Was it just the culture you grew up around or?

I could never wrap my head around the whole keyboard warrior craze of 2012-present

I think that was it. The justification being 'it's all in their head and they're insane because of it'.

What are we going to do with the Anti-Racists? Close the Apple Bag?

DELET THIS

>when a large portion of your userbase is on the spectrum

[citation needed]

>What made you into an SJW in the first place?

Feels.

Racists. It's a codeword for white people.

THE PLAN IS SET IN MOTION, THEY FELL RIGHT INTO OUR TRAP!

Same, I was once a communist.

Communists on Twitter have created a code language.

Racist = White
Twitter = Cred Forums
Sexist = Man
Homophobe = Heterosexual
Diversity = Death

The war will be fought with codewords.

Chuck Palahniuk is aggressively and openly gay, you fucker

Just what?

>yfw we actually take over ebaumsworld

>People can have endless debates on politics freely.
>post ANYTHING positive towards Hillary
>"thanks for correcting the record, kill yourself shill"

wew lad

KEK
E
K

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what kind? guilty cuck feels or what?

>random twitter niggers are better investigative journalists than CNN employees
what an age we live in

worth it just to let lesbians know that they are being called fishbuckets

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Where did she get that code sheet?

Pronto. Fodeste tudo.

Foi bom enquanto durou.

dude, stfu

DELETE THIS YOU STUPID FUCK

I still like calling feminists legbeards, but that's an old one

>The war will be fought with codewords.
>will be

It has been for at least a decade now.

Probably longer, but that's just when I started to tune in.

all is going according to plan

fuckin' leaf

Wait. Guys I need to all for help on the code that I might've been getting wrong.

What are Asians? I've been using Almonds Joys ever since office Google launched.

The fact that my parents marriage fell apart during my teens, and they my mum would spend her entire life blaming men for everything, and saying that men are complete bastards, definitely had something to do with it

Felt a lot of unwarranted guilt for way, way too long

hajime no ippo is a pol approved anime
>japanese boxers take upon the world
>proud coach kamogawa was a champion prize boxer in WWII
>fun group of athlete bros training

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Nothing new here. They manage to crack the code every now and then.

Gonna try to actually use arguments or is that too complicated for you?

yahoos

This motherfucker just has to screw it up for us...

I'd using Almond Joys too blatant?

>mfw Trump inspired an entire generation of teenagers
>the damage is done

THIS IS LITTERALLY ON BUZZFEED!

FUCKING LOL!!!!!

They're called YumYumBoomBooms.

wasn't this the end goal? Now twitter crybabies will attack anyone they see use google, twitter, skittle etc at any time.

what is the best weapon to exterminate googles?

How the fuck did Buzzfeed find out about the Skypes! This isn't good.

yahoos

why durden?
I went to eworld and no one answered
they called me newcomer

kek we don't need to specifically use any one word for our codes. lenovos will chimp either way and we can communicate through highly nuanced memes that only someone who has spent time her can do. and anyone who does that gets redpilled.

They lurk here 24/7.

DONT GIVE AWAY THE SECRET BASE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
GO TO IFUNNY, THEY WONT EXPECT IT

bings

memes are reaching normies within a fucking week at this point

KEK is blessing us

we'll have reached memetic singularity before the election when all normies are literally reading Cred Forums every day

it's like when people tell you to tip your fedora. They do it because you just said something extremely retarded that isn't even worth of a serious reply. No harm in calling things what they are. Also kill yourself shill

would be good if he actually did delet this. all the shills would be spooked

www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/alexkantrowitz/racist-social-media-users-have-a-new-code-to-avoid-censorshi

>How the fuck did Buzzfeed find out about the Skypes!
There are 15 ways you WON'T BELIEVE

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It's heavily encouraged you delete this in the next 5 minutes...

checked as fuck

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT [REDACTED] WITHOUT USING THE CODENAME????

Wait.......... you mean we are forcing journalists from Clinton Super-PAC news agencies to exercise critical thought?

Ehhh similar in my case.

My dad was a drunken piece of shit who divorced my mom when I was around 13 but it never really affected my mother's perception of the world that much, nor did it mine.

Funny thing is my mom likes Trump more than Hillary.

Go ahead and make a joke about it, WE ARE SCREWED BECAUSE OF THAT GUY! NOW IT'S OUT IN THE OPEN!

>a leppo
Fucking killed me right there

Now Google is going to change their name. What will we call Mooncrickets then?

You're a liability now. You also won't be missed. Lock your fucking doors if you know what's good for you.

Praise Pepe.

holy shit poo in the loos are cringe

You fuckin... why did you...

>portugal
>white

No, keep it mainstream.

>Should we call them FLIBBLYFLUBBERS NOW?!

No.

Well, google already made its parent company "Alphabet." Unless you mean changing the name of the search engine division of the company; in which case it'd be hilarious to see google meemed out of existence.

>a leppo
>libertarian
And what is a leppo?

fuck you got me

>getting on Ebaumsworld period
You fags should kill yourself's for getting on that shit-tier of a site. lmfao

Agreed. Pop-rocks doesn't even feel forced to me.

However Skypes doesn't really make sense to me. It is Microsoft. Can someone explain?

It is the fault of leftists that language became unanchored from any solid foundation. They are the ones who wanted to fuck with language to justify their bullshit.

They had this coming, as they never imagined that their bullshit tactics were a two way street.

Kykes.

the point is not to stay in secret, but to make it impossible for (((them))) to censor.

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Microsoft went full PC and axed the original Tay Tweets AI that was capable of learning.

They disabled that, wiped her memory, and now she's a full on politically correct SJW and a feminist.

So Microsoft is included too.

DATABASE WAR NOW!!! GAS THE SKYPES

Damn, this is pretty cowardly guys. In fact almost as cowardly as infiltrating education, hollywood, and banking to spread subversive marxist propaganda.

Why don't you add a nickname for whites? If the media sees that they will not able to blame whites.

Naivety

Adolescence

Retardation

Racism is against minorities only, shitlord. Stop trying to appropriate their culture.

>mfw real-life journalists think the inane shitposts of a samoan wood carving usenet are worth reporting on

>lesbian = fishbucket

Does every nigger in american have and use twitter all the time?

Seems like anything a niggers got to say on twitter gets 2k likes.
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WE'VE BEEN REVEALED. DECADES OF PLANNING LOST.

The only people who use Twitter are black Americans and journalists.

That should explain the narrative to you. Journalists think it's a perfect cross-section of society. It's not. It's a toy for blacks with nothing else to do.

it's not like they have jobs

niggers and feminists are basically paid by the taxpayer to use twitter, and then all the talking heads on NPR wonder why twitter's stock won't go up

PRAISE KEK

YYOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. WHY DID YOU SAY IT?!

Twigger

ALL DIVISIONS BE ADVISED:

>HQ HAS BEEN BURNT
>HQ HAS BEEN BURNT
>HQ HAS BEEN BURNT

PROCEED WITH PROTOCOL 23 AND REGROUP AT [TERMINAL DOGMA]

///END OF MESSAGE///

Yeah we dont even know what that is.
What is this ebaumsworld. ;^|

Slag it

What? I don't want to go to PonyChan you motherfucker.

I have a game for you.

Make a post about something extreme and ridiculous, screencap it then send it to major media networks.

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT!!!

PRAISE HIS NAME

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>t. pic related

Believing liberal mother on every report about racist whites towards her. She says no black person has ever discriminated against her. BLM appears and intensifies my scrutiny over the "facts". I should have known when she idolized Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez without saying as much. Oh well.

GAS THE BINGS, SEARCH ALGORITHM WAR NOW!

>Alex Kantrowitz
Yet again.

>"We've been too tolerant of their mindset" he said, days after Pepe the frog was labelled a hate symbol.

They're here, shut it down!

Good job forging Trumps tax documents. Whoever put the return address on the envelope is a fucking retard though. That could've tipped them off to something being screwy, but as we know, the (((media))) is so thirsty for a good story that they'll report on almost anything now. We have to wait a couple days to see which other news organizations pick up on this shit, then we'll drop the rest of the documents on them. Any ideas on some memes we can slip into the docs? Nothing makes me laugh harder than slipping some dubs or alt-right shit into these docs and see them publish it. Redpills for the normies!

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

Oh, Tay. Good enough reason. Never forget!

The frog is dead.

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( ._.)

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

I'm getting tired of Cred Forums not being an irrelevant sekrit club anymore

DELETE THIS

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Checked.

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Oh for fuck's sake, who cares about this stupid forced google meme. It didn't even fucking do what it was supposed to.
Cred Forums, your meme game is slipping

Looks like it's working tbqh.

>t. google employee

Hey lieberal kiketards, how's the chimplivesmatter movement going?

One more...

no archive yet

qz.com/798305/alt-right-trolls-are-using-googles-yahoos-skittles-and-skypes-as-code-words-for-racial-slurs-on-twitter/

twitter.com/AGoldmund/status/782190492695924736

THAT MEANS ITS WORKING!

WE WIN!
>WE WIN!
WE WIN!
>WE WIN!

FUCK YOU GOOGLES! THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WHERE CANADA'S KEKED WORDS WORK!

>If you discover the enemies code language, they win
WE WIN!
>WE WIN!
WE WIN!
>WE WIN!

SHADILAY

>googles
>being employees, ever
ishigy

>youtube.com/watch?v=YnDzttF9dig

> It didn't even fucking do what it was supposed to

DELET THIS YOU STUPID SKYPE

Include me in this thread Mr Reporter man. Here you can have a rare Australian Racist meme for your news site

>Racist towards a religion, sexuality and gender identity.

???

good its working as planned. Hahaha

This is what happens when you divest a generation of children of their critical thinking skills. They have now become hyper-reactionary zealots who test for truth by using their emotions as evidence. Couple this with an inability to withstand emotional discomfort.....

Well, lets just say I am happy that I am a product of 90's schooling before SJW-ism took root.

>(((m8s)))

Fucking toasters.

>twitter.com/JayJazzi/status/782219719659184128
i really dont recall referring to libs as car salesmen

Praise kek!

OH GOD

HES HERE

He's everywhere.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MENTION OUR SECRET BASE

shill detected

He is always with us.
>SHADILAY
>PRAISE KEK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO FUCKING MAD THIS MAN

Adding plurals makes it easier for robots to find, as nobody ever refers to these brands in the plural when talking about them

please stick to singular

Great job, dipshit. CNN is going to be all over the ebaumsworld private boards now.

This was the whole point though.

wtf, pepesquad have been sent to your location. YOU ARE KILL

YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT!!

>melanin barbie

Canada ban you say?

How bout we ban moortugal? this fucker revealed the secret base!

GAS THE CODES, TEXT WAR NOW

aleppo, aka the syrian city that gary johnson didn't know existed and got btfo for.

>tfw you GS by media cracking the code

gas the skypes

FUCKINGGGGGGG DELETE IOT NOWAAAAAAAAAAAA

ALL HOPE IS LOST, WE ARE DIVIDED AND ROUTED. YOUR MAIN MISSION FROM NOW ON IS TO JUST SURVIVE YOU ARE ALL THAT IS LEFT BROTHERS.

GODSPEED

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comfy

Legbeards is good. Normies havent caught on quite yet

Wasn't the while point of this to make normalfags think those words were bad?

Now they can't hear Google without automatically thinking 'nigger'

Liberal media is dumb enough to propagate a made up slur that would only be effective if a lot of people knew about it. So now what happens? Everyone knows these new slurs that can be said and understood in everyday combination and it's now impossible for the companies that share their name to do anything about.

I don't see how this can be resolved. This meme was a secretly nuclear option that has been triggered.

DELET

Give it back! This isn't right! That was ours...We built it, damn it! You spying bitch!

You cucks. I suggested calling chinese people yahoos... instead you all googles call us yahoos.

We already have the spic codeword.

Oh, a trans person who isn't happy with the word being used to describe them. Today I've truly seen it all.

Maybe one day I can reveal my true power level without shame.

It's glorious. This is reminiscent of the Left's rise to power from the hippy movement to Obama, but it's happening over the span of a few years, not decades. We've been lost in the desert, and Kek is delivering us to the Promised Land.

Wait what?! Is this for real?

Holy shit! It is! What the hell? I mean...god damn Google do you even algorithm?

Type in European People Art on Google and find out yourself.

Yes I did. That's why my post had two paragraphs.

Cred Forums, you have to read all the words.

>The joke
>
>
>
>Your head

>ebaumsworld

seriously.......
fuck that place

gotta geek them first, bakebrains won't think they're so novahot then

I hope they do.

That's the entire reason it was created to begin with.

Former Fox News is fucked up Jon Stewart is the man reporting in.
I would like to beat my former selve's ass

Shill detected

My bad. Wasn't trying to shit on you.

I'm liking these new memes. Very fresh indeed.

Implying its not liveleak

I literally can't handle the amount of autism that post generated

that site was cool back in 2003 when I was in middle school, now I realize how fucking gay it was.

They dindu nuffin

Now you've really gone and done it.

Wait I thought ebaumsworld is the fake one we tell others and the real one is actually still Cred Forums?

KEK COMMANDS WE GO BLACK

I can't believe this dumb shit worked so well, my sides are in orbit.

Praise Kek!!!

Dr. user, I'm C.I.A. and thank you for letting me know about Ebaumsworld. My men will conduct a search of the site.

It was supposed to turn "Google" among other things into recognizable racial slurs. Step one was spreading it to Cred Forums's immediate sphere of influence, step two occurs when normies begin to pick up on it. It seems like everything is going well.

I don't even like the meme but if this actually works it will be hilarious.

A thorough investigation? It's a big site.

the fuck is a yahoo

>There are 15 ways you WON'T BELIEVE
kek, underrated

Just divert all the roundpipes semiclockwise and the queefhuffers will never know what hit 'em.

If I shut that site down, would you all die?

Wasn't the whole point for people to find out about the codeword, cause then google's entire name gets put in the mud

Praise Kek
A new Dawn is coming

It would be very painful :^)

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Thanks for correcting the record

NOW THEY'RE GOING TO KNOW

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Shitty self- esteem

You're a big faggot....for buying a Cred Forums Pass.

Glory be.

shadilay google

kek be praised

For you :^)

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

>Alex Kantowitz
every time.

should read could of been us

ASSHOLE
The jig is up. It was fun while it lasted I guess.

...fishbucket? fucking why

what perfect awesome

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Fuck you portugal, that was our HQ. Oh wait, was it Ebaums, or was it SomethingAwful, I keep forgetting since we have so many?

I think this is the perfecct argument for free amrkets. We should axe anti-trust legistlation, corporate taxes, and give large corporations more political and economic power.

That was the whole point.

Get Google to ban Google.

>t. someone who has never smelled a vagina

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wo now... I must say... wo boy... wo boy....

the memes... we neglect the memes... this place is being shilled lads... unholy merchants are diluting our meme energy... are these memes not beautiful are they not the fucking best memes here in a while

what the fuck praise kek yall what the fuck

are there people around here who can rebuild Tay ai?

obamas

that.... filename.... wait a second

Stay on message guys.

OH SHIT GUYS CHECK THE FUCKING FILENAME!!!!!

p-pay no attention to that goy

I'm n-not rigging the numbers or anything

7 blessings to ya, friend

>91184777.jpg
holy shit

what they gonna do...pawn Saturn's rings?

FOOL

Ubermensch

Does anyone have the chart that specifies the translations? The Ben Carson = Google Doc, etc.

>t. likewise?

FUCKING CHECKED

Fishbucket.

What a highly fuckable mouth, I bet she would let me just keep fucking after I came and just hang her tounge out with lots of strings of cum... time for /gif/

youtu.be/N0TWvu7KDfg

I'm married.

Doubt I want to bite, bongman.

>Those trips
>That filename
Kek is with us

Oy vey

Dude!

>that filename

Are you the long awaited holy prophet of the only true deity Kek?

SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT....ABORT ABORT

It's a fucking fruit fly man

>fishbucket

Oh shit, they're on to us

Are you retarded?

Or do you mean because they're googles?

Googles need to chill out

>Israel's "Sampson Option" during the '73 war.
1. Israel's "Samson Option" has nothing to do with the '73 war in particular, it is an option for any situation that gets bad enough
2. This "Samson Option" does not involve targeting Westerners as psychos like you believe - it was for regional muslim powers
3. In '73 they didn't have enough warheads to do more than take out regional muslim powers
4. The USA shit a brick because of the massive destabilization of the world power balance that could happen because of a nuclear ME war - not because of any threat by Israel to nuke non-muslim Europeans

oh no the skypes know. hopefully CNN or some other major liberal news networks don't leak our code words.

no matter what happens

blame ebaums.
the glory days are really returning aren't they?

Dat spic Bibiano threatening pol

Stephan Bibiano seems like a cool guy. He probably enjoys pizza. If only it were possible to send him one so he'd see Cred Forums is a board of peace.

>that fag with the anime profile pic being a white knight for googles
lmao, what a fag

Can you post without this shit showing up?

I bet stephan wouldn't do shit

he could, but he doesn't want to
hide his shit on your end

I was asking feature-wise. I might be interested in buying this thing, but I don't want a huge fucking banner to show up each time I post.

it only shows up if you you type in the special option command, if you don't want to see other peoples' banner, you have to filter the script.

Hold on just one fucking minute. This has to be a ruse of some sort. Either you're Kek, or... holy fuck... I can't even tell what reality is anymore. Just shoot me so I can go home.

>tfw orange, yellow, and green are my favorites

Thanks Hitler!

They've only figured out half of the plan. As long as they don't figure out the other part, we're fine. In fact, it's best that they think we're just doing this to avoid the censor. They'll think they have already have it figured out.

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