Germany Happening general

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confirmed

Well im going to bed, ill check again in the morning. Tomorrow we'll know If something is happening, ill pour a drink in honor of our kraut bros.

He seriously can't keep getting away with this...

HOLY SHIT THERE IS NOTHING HAPPENING HERE EXCEPT FOR THE THE MERKELKEK RAPEFUGEE POLITICS GOING ON YET AGAIN, EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT

happening would be nice right about now desu doe

DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES UBER ALLES IM DER WELT

whats up with this thread getting posted every 15 minutes

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

>Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

It's shitposting.

All October 2016 anons will be laughed at

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.

Look, if you want any confirmation at all, keep watching major German news channels. In the event of a coup, as we saw in Turkey, the means of communication are usually seized early on.

If the anchors keep going on like nothing is happening, it's probably nothing. If it's a group of armed men in Fleckarn announcing the formation of a temporary emergency government, then it probably is happening.

its no coup, its intimidadation and an "anti terror drill".

a german last thread was saying that he heard gun shots and saw air ships he said he would be back in 7-13 minutes but he never came back.

>he thinks the german military is strong enough to pull off a coup

bump

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there is no proofs

stop this roleplaying thread

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He's gone too far this time.

holy fuck, what's going on?

plz god tell me 4th reich

Is the fire rising?

Jesus fuck I just got back from work what all is happening?

This post has been censored by the Australian government.

Bullshit. Bullshit is going on.

OP ran out of wank material so he decided to make some up.

Oh my god! Its happening!

Nothing is happening. 99% of happening threads in pol are fake

its Merkeljunta troops.

Oh god, not again

ummm

By any chance, could you throw a rock at one of these tanks? I really need a happening.

nothing

Yes brother

Well that sucks ass.

Is this real? Are the reports of media shutdown in Germany real?

>he lives in tacoma

don't you have more pertinent violent matters worry about?

I'm not living in Dresden

FOLLOW THE TANKS, DRESDEN-BRO

That would also mean the German military isn't strong enough to stop a coup.

whats happening in germany?

>people reporting shootings

but i thought you had gun laws to prevent this

kinda makes you think

Germany media blacked out.

Sounds spot fucking on Cucks

What does this mean?

Are you Bundeswehr

>Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.
>Cred Forums Pass user

who else could attempt a coup? if it's an external entity, then I don't think coup is the right word.

>Germany media aids out

what

it means I only get info from a guy living in Dresden, saying there's lots of army and police in the streets, and helicopters in the air, I am not living there.
No am am not.

nevermind. I got word replacer for chrome and forgot I changed "blacked" to "aids"

Do you know if its Merkel responding to the recent bombings of a mosque and convention center by a anti refugee group or just more security for Unity Day Celebration?

How can this madman be stopped? He's public enemy #1 at this point

Get that guy to throw a rock at a tank

army has nothing to do with police duties, it neither has to do with any union day celebrities.

All of these tanks have their turrets in the traveling position, how can you be sure they aren't just moving to new positions at a different base?

Is that why the turrets are facing the wrong way?

for movement between bases/training centers, tanks are usually loaded on big rigs or trains. Tank treads tear up asphalt

this is how tanks travel here, and never in inner cities
youtube.com/watch?v=wI18SnuxoLM

>dresden

ARYAN BLOOD

Unless they have the rubber threads.

lmao fake as fuck. Dresden isn't even in Germany. It's in Poland.

Is this bait?

Is this bait?

'd

>Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.
>buying a pass
What a fucking idiot

Stop, I can only get so erect.

Is this b8

Yes. It's more compact, and moves the center of gravity to where the weight will be more evenly distributed on the treads.

Also note that the protective canvas is still on the barrel so it's not like they're ready to fire.

That said, note that is right, it's unusual to see tanks hitting the city streets like this because it fucks the street up and is a danger to civilians who don't understand how poor the driver's visibility is.

b8, is this?
soon

They're just going out to round up hate speech neo-nazis, relax guys.

Its added security since there is a concern of a possible terrorist attack. Since both the President and Chancellor are excepted to be at the Unity Celebration.
zeit.de/gesellschaft/zeitgeschehen/2016-10/dresden-polizei-absperrung-sprengstoffanschlag-moschee-fehler

Um, the Third Reich troops still based underground in Antarctica?

Is this legit?

Thanks bro I did not know that.

how are tanks going to prevent a terrorist attack?

>*will be*

nice try but i hacked into every webcam in germany and only saw the usual occasional rape and some white dude enjoying a good tanned german sausage in his house

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They bring the feeling of being in home for homesick immigrants, so they dont have to bomb anything to get it.

How would a tank help in a response to a terror attack though?

Unless someone goes rogue with a truck for an extended period of time, I can't see how tanks could help anything. More likely to just alarm the public.

It's over, Merkel requested RAF assistance and Britain was happy to comply

Although they should give them their own tanks too, so we could prove to be generous and equal.

> Nice Reichstag building you have here.
> It would be a real shame if it caught fire.

our borders look much better like this, add królewiec and i would be happy with this,

Happening or not? Somebody confirm pls.

Das Habbaning

Maybe the shells are actually full of confetti.

I really wish this wasn't just a bunch of roleplaying.

those germans calling a tank panzer and helicopter scharfschutzen they are crazy

ahaha go and take it cuck

Please, the German army is too busy building beds for muslims to rape the local women in.

>cannons with protective canvas on

Fucking retards

Fpbp

It's not rape if it happens in a bed.

I really wish it were.

there's literally no coverage of any of this in media or social media

fuck off newfag retards

white women cannot be raped check your privilege

why do they have the iron cross on the tanks? i thought that was a nazi symbol? xD

we will, at the same time you take your cities back from negros

Good, Finally the german war machine wakes up

What I want to know is is the internet actually down or what?

That's how the Turkey coup started

Hey I'm just going off why I read from the article. Plus the tanks and armor vehicles can with stand the explosives used in the recent bombing of a mosque by a anti refugee group. The tanks and APCs don't have a mounted machine gun at the top. The US national guard does the same when dealing with dindu riots but only uses armored up Humvees and APCs. Scares the shit out of them. Which is what I'm guessing Merkel is more concern about a true German trying to off her.

Thus tanks, APCs, and snipers. Its to bring fear that they will stop you before you can do anything. If it was a German coup they would have waited for the German President and Merkel to be at the celebrations in a few days.

I see nothing from any news outlet and I just searched for 20 mins thinking I'd come back to/pol/ to find it was nothing
But no one seems to know

When will anyone try to stop this man?!?!?!

Poor fags

Literally nothing is happening faggots

This is for the Unity day.

Stop creating conspiracies Cred Forums

That is the reason for them to be there, but our Constitution (grundgesetz) explicitly forbids any activity (apart from practice) of the military on German soil.
This has been debated to loosen for decades and never changed.
If they ignore the law and place tanks in the city just for protective reasons, that by itself constitutes a happening.

10 minutes to sunrise in Germany

We'll know what's going on then

this

berlin here cant hear shiet.

awww you fucker you beat me to it again its ok just glad you made a thread again

That's actually a good point...the coup doesn't need to be that strong if whatever opposes them is weak

YASSSS

> no coverage oy vey your stupid
>didnt see how the turkey coup started

Das not gut! Weizel mech tuten undeine fyre fly!
Du hast

MODS MODS MODS

BAN ALL THESE FUCKING COCKSUCKERS

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO Cred Forums

Could this have anything to do with the fact merkel just said she wasn't changing the refugee policy?

You're thinking of Danzig

This user telling the truth, he's IP checked out.

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never heard of this but maybe who knows, could be something to do with dbk too

Hans has a point. No coup but the German constitution is being shitted on in real time.

GERMAN UPRISING WHEN?

shut up.
drezno is rightful polish clay

i keked

Never said it wasn't, I was just saying that Nippon was confusing the two

NOW I WANT IT NOW

for me it's probably a normal patrol.
I live in a village near a base and this happen once a month , i could take my camera and record and post it in the same way.
OP please stop shitposting.

Not only this (protective threads limit the damage to the street - which is why Moscow doesn't replace all its central roads every May), but tank engine has a very limited range before its scheduled maintenance is due.

sometimes it all gets so tiresome

I'm the original shitposter OP at I was asking a question. Not literally shitposting. WTF is wrong with retarded Cred Forumsacks.

thanks finland. my sides are simply out of here and I can't find them help!

I feel like us burgers, slavs, and krauts fight with each other too much on Cred Forums

nigga it's 7am i haven't sleep all the night and have to go to church in 2 hours.... shit i hope your country ban abortion, KEK WILLS IT !

Finally, the Purge is happening, the Motherland needs to rid itself of the mudslim plague

This. Show of force.

Pfft who hasn't shot off a muzzle cover before.

We only travel with the gun at 6 so the gun doesn't hit anything, it actually moves the CoG foward a whole bunch.

Haha, he bought a pass.

D.E.R.P
10.2.16

>paying to bypass captchas

>Turret is backwards
this is how you transport armor. I guess none of you fags have been in the military or lived near a military base, but if they were ready to fuck some shit up the turrets would be forward facing, the hatches (excluding the commanders) would be latched. they're just moving stuff around. I'll bed the fucking bundies don't even carry ammunition in their IFV's or tanks.

No, they are mostly on the Moon, Mars, and cruising around other parts of the galaxy. However, the Nazi industrialists set up the EU to bring about the fourth reich, so the whole refugee "crisis" was just a falseflag to rileup everyone to make them want the NWO to come out into the open.

They have a new global enemy.

Nwo soon

You can force us to do anything, brother!
I'm Hollywood Hulk Hogan and I can do whatever I want, whenever I want!
Lemme tell ya Mean Gene, controlling the global economy is easier than ever. Just this week brother, I crashed Deutsche Bank for failing to give me a loan, brother. The World Heavyweight Championship is beneath me now brother, I own the world.
NWO FOR LIFE

>tanks with turret rotated backwards and the muzzle capped

this is why i'm so fucking tired of Cred Forums and these constant bullshit MUH HAPPENING threads. this is literally just the military moving some tanks around, standard procedure literally everywhere.

fucking sage

BUMP FOR RESTORING WHITE EUROPE

Ham radio activity is up and there is CW on the bands.

CARNAVAL DE SAVADÔÔÔ EOOO EOOO
AEHOOOO, LIGA NÓS GRINGALHADA!
OS HU3 BR VÃO INVADIR A PORRA TODA, TÁ LIGADO QUE É NÓS MEMO VAGABUNDO!
GRINGOS GONNA SUCK PENIS

>canvas can totally stop 120mm smoothbore

well meme'd my white friend

The rapidly compressing air in the barrel will blow it off before the projectile comes near.

HUE!

youtube.com/watch?v=atKLk9mM81c

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Is this what hell looks like?

Nope. This is not Detroit.

They are preparing to invade Hungary

KOMPPANIASSA HERÄTYS! ASEET JA KALJAT VALMIIKSI!

Fuck you, that shit gives me a PTSD.

>Tanks and helicopters in streets
All 4 tanks that germany has?

Nice meme you have there, the only problem is literally Dresden. Nothing of any importance lies there. You could literally nuke everything in. A 100 km radius and nothing of value would be lost.

Sage

BERLIN REPORTING IN. I CAN HEAR LASER BEAM SHOOTING EVERYWHERE. THE ALIENS ARE COMING

I can hear the nuclear weapon reloading sounds all the way to Finland

Meanwhile at the German-Polish border.

as dodgy as this could be

i havent seen Goytschland post anywhere in the last 2 hours

this is normally the time they start waking up

Leaf BTFO

how do they pull so many tanks with such a shitty cuck train?

like that train looks shittier than the Cuckgary C-Train and they only use that for passengers

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

Nazi super-science.

i talked to my german friend and he said
"I just know dresden is germanys anti-refugee capital holding demonstrations every week with 10000s of attendees"

any germans to confirm

Kraut space-magic

Where the German bros at?

light weight baby LIGHT WEIGHT

No tanks in Polund yet so the situation is under control

their internet is shut down. And after UN internet takeover many of their ISP dns have blocked Cred Forums

Fgt

so.. a couple of weeks ago German gov't issues a report, telling citizens to have like a months supply of food and water minimum and recommendations for fortifying structural integrity of buildings and shit

now there are tanks and troops on German streets
WTF IS HAPPENING???
>plz be fake or some kind of exercise

Welcome to Cred Forums

hi bro, what's up in ze deutchland?

what the fuck are you scared of
a change in the status quo?
XD

That's electrical drive for (You).

SCHAMUELLEUR HYDELMANNSTEIN STRIKES AGAIN

JUST FUCKING TELL ME IF THIS IS A HAPPENING OR NOT

Tomorrow is the day of german unity, our national holiday, and it's celebrated in Dresden with a big party. And eventhough everyone repeats this meaningless "We aren't scared of terror" stuff, people are shitting their pants that something happens, after attacks on a mosque in Dresden. Merkel and other important politicians are there and they are making sure that nothing happens, may it be an attack from the far right, or muslims.

depends what kind of "change"
>and then I told them, "what, are you some kind of backwards idiot afraid of progress?"

I know all about electrical trains

we have an AI controlled passenger train run by linear induction motors with a 95% total reliability rate (that is for its entire life) that always shows up at very most every 2 minutes on less busy days

but the motors have got to be pretty powerful on that tiny old looking tram that looks like it belongs in 1980s warsaw (or 2016 calgary) to pull that many tanks.

Merkel is eliminating migrant opponents. Anyone with Cred Forums cookies on their browser is being dragged into the street and shot for engaging in this racist website.

Poland is next.

It has alrdy been passed comrad.

germany has military equipment?

who let these nazi cucks get away with this

4TH REICH CONFIRMED

>"we're not scared! this will not change the way we live our lives and enjoy our freedoms"
>tanks on the streets
have a happy and kebab-free holiday Krautbro, but you guys will need to address this bullshit before we lose you entirely

Stop larping please

newfag here, wtf is happening?

Yep, true. But the bad thing is they are unthinking brutes, everyone who agrees with them gets portrayed as such by the media. They are called pegida by the way

America did it and you bastards bitched anyway.

I am feeling monitored by just being on this site. If you say controversial things in social media, sjw will call your boss and notify him on your posts. You will get instantly fired because corps don't want to be assosciated with anything slightly controversial.

I think you lost us way before you noticed this.
The immigrant crisis is just one more nail in the coffin, the situation wasn't that great before too. The focus has shifted on the immigrants though, so now the problems are more visible. I can't see to much of a change at the moment. Of course some people are pissed and such, but 2017 elections won't bring a right wing government, but we are likely to end up even worse with a colation of the democratic socialists, the left wing party and the green party which is just as bad, because the CDU is constantly saying they won't even tak to the AfD which is a big mistake in my opinion. Anyways I can only speculate about the future, if the elections in the federal state NRW (most populated state with a lot of muzzies) are turning out in favor for the AfD there might be some change maybe.

White privilege at it's finest, kill enough minorities and innocents and they give you your own tv show.Sad

OP is shitposting, that's what going on.

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>dresden is a nice looking city with a lot of history and still many whites.kys.

my body is ready

I always thought France would have a military coup before anyone else in Europe would.

Have I missed anything lads? Is the Federal Islamic Republic of Germany finally collapsing?

A man so racist even the alt-right breeding ground of hatred known as Cred Forums fears!

≈15 000 amps

Bring me everyone to stop him

I cannot go on anymore. I am incapable of feeling anything but nigger-cock, loneliness or endless satisfaction.Even when I try to be with a friend, I feel like I am alone and that my heart is about to burst.Today my nigga Deshaun was asking for food for the 10th time in 5 hours, so I completely snapped by throwing his EBT cards all over the ground and filling his bowl until it overflowed. I chased the young black youth asking "aren't you hungry now?? huh?? I thought you wanted food?? why don't you fucking eat??" until I let him outside, picked up a sweeper, of which I used to sweep a couple of EBT cards before collapsing on the floor crying loud for what felt like an eternity. After I was able to get myself off the floor, I took a bunch of erectile-dsyfunction medication and prepared it in a bag for when I have finally hadenough,which I feel will be this weekend. Fuck..
-Wayne Lambright

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The God Emperor has decided now is the time to strike.

>Federal Islamic Republic of Germany

Hopefully Goytchland becomes Germany again

we can only hope

what's going on?

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

can i get a recap of what is happening?

>too poor to not be a jewgle slave
wew lad
I bet you don't run noscript either.

woah!

You faggot spent Germoneys gibs on a Cred Forums pass?

>He bought the Cred Forums Jew

Finally the change I wanted to see.
>Cred Forums pass user.

EXCLUDE THEM!!!

Mr.Sandman. Don't have nobody to call my own.
;-; I'm dying inside, I need human contact. It feels like my chest is going numb. Everything is cold. I stood around at my old workplace and just watched cars go by me for 50 minutes. Please send a hug, anything.

DAK thread 10 16 16

and I'm quite shameless about it

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

How do I get this? Im paying Cred Forums shekels give me special privilege reeeeeee!

>note that the protective canvas is still on the barrel so it's not like they're ready to fire.
derp, there is no way a shell could shoot through the canvas

what happened lads

Google slave.

Just as nice looking as detroit

Erdogan is about to liberate germany
Just stay in your homes and wait lads

>Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.

Autism at work here

you must be 18 to post here

shieeet

Cred Forums Pass user since March 2016.

>go to church
>have false gods

Some leftists set three police cars aflame. thats about it.

Yeah, I bet they will.

we're soon getting are own board

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

>The Gookle translator

can't hide from the hyde

MEIN LEIBEN!

every two minutes kek.

fucking gun tube has a condom on, aint shit happening

kek

>Can someone explain this meme? Nothing is going on in Germany yet these threads keep popping up?
Maybe if we get enough repeating digits it'll happen.

Question for German anons.

There was going to be a movie based on "He's back". Haven't heard about it for a while, what happened?

Are you referring to "Look Who's Back?" It came out a few years ago.

oh shit, I've missed it

Hitler came back, a cuck redacteur from a company took him and made a movie about him, hitler making great advances and almost being the fuhrer again, at the end of credits they showed some footages from riots around europe to show how nationalism is bad, i thought of the movie that it rather advocates hitler kek.

well. unless some faggot decides to kill themselved by jumping onto the track and frying themselves with the 3rd rail

id hate to be the VPD officer who has to pull their burned ass off the track

and if they get hit by the train? imagine being the fucker who has to mop their brains off the track

they should just hand out free rope at all the stations to anyone wanting to kill themselves so they dont fucking ruin everyone elses schedule too

the hyde shall not abide

wasnt the book basically pro hitler?

(((they))) """added""" some things into the movie?

What is happening now?

actually made me kek, and it had a really happy ending surprisingly (Hitler wins and takes over again).

The book is anti-PC.

Hitler there is little bit different than real Hitler but he makes very good points on German/Western European political climate. This is more of a political satire than anything else.

Like for example he gets into argument with Green Party member about pulling soldiers out of Afghanistan or something, with GP member saying that his intentions for it are wrong therefore he is wrong(he said that there's nothing to gain for Germany so why bother?) which also includes Hitler offering Greens coalition.

there was a scene where the cuck redacteur invited hitler to his gf's house which had a jewish grandma, the grandma yelled "why are you doing nothing, its hitler" then she screamed at hitler and kicked him out of the house. this was supposed to be a "emotional" scene.

also this.

The hell is going on? Are the Germans killing muzzies? I was about to go to bed.

They're finally rounding up the Jews!

Are you fucking retarded?

Why the fuck would (((THEY))) make this scene in fucking spongebob, that was terrifying.

I have idea what's going on.

Is op shitposting?

Best part of the film was its constant savaging of the cuckoldry that passes for politics in Germany and Europe nowadays.

Yes. There is fuck all happening. Go to bed.

That is the dumbest picture I've ever seen.

>driving Kettenfahrzeuge on asphalt roads
Germany, are you becoming retarded?

No u

When I'm sober I'll do somethibg

It's 11am here m8

Faggots

I don't give a fuck go to bed

>Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.

>Anonymous (ID: zV8YHOFT) 10/02/16(Sun)14:22:22 No.91168393▶
>
>All October 2016 anons will be laughed at
>Cred Forums Pass user since December 2014.
e December 2014.

Dumbass here, what's the implication?

>hitler making great advances and almost being the fuhrer again

wait, i thought he lived?

Destroying the fucking road, obviously...

Tracks wreck asphalt roads like BBC wrecks white pussy.

Oh. Sorry you're country's not going through the first major first world coup modern history :(

Maybe next time

Thanks

Dresden?
We need more information

youtube.com/watch?v=Mtfw3n5BVpE
But it really depends on several factors. Maybe it's just the turning of the tank, or maybe there are tracks that prevent damage. There are videos of american tanks driving without any damage to the surface being done.

>coup
>in germany
>ever
PFAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I could tell you at least like 5 reasons why that's never going to happen.

ok... don't die. Do that for me then.

They should put up some fucking barricades that line up with the doors that open when the doors open like in civilized countries. There should be no access to the track.

pay them debts.

> "Voo voooo !"
> "Achtung ! Freiheit eingehenden !"
> "Voooooooo !"

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War On Terrorism
A strange situation in France
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posted on Sep, 25 2016 @ 05:28 AM
In France, In a town called Saumur, gardeners employed by the town made a strange discovery. They went to work on an old church. Behind that church there are old natural caves. When they arrived there they saw 3 men getting in a white van and leaving the place. So they went to see inside that cave. They a found ISIS flags, audio and video stuff, newspapers in Arabic, a generator.. So, they immediately alerted the local police, which in turn alerted all the other services of the state : national police, antiterrorist forces, the prosecutor of the republic, the scientific police, etc..

Turns out, it was "just an exercise", led by the military center for nuclear, chemical, biological and radiological defense, allegedly of course. But no one was aware of that exercise, not the local police, not the antiterrorist forces etc.., no one but some general in the army. The question is, why would they need ISIS flags and stuff in Arabic for an exercise, and a generator ? Why didn't they inform at least the local police that there was an exercise going on ? Because that's usually the case. Usually government officials are informed, and the local population too in some cases.
upr.fr/non-classe/decouverte-mysterieuse-de-faux-drapeaux-de-daesh-planque-dune-ecole-militaire-a-saumur

wie macht dich das fühlend?

>What are rubber chains?

> any germans to confirm

So, you are looking for German corroborators?

It's ok German bro. Denials the first step. Let your pain out

They are preparing for the collapse of Deutsche bank. A few weeks ago they ordered citizens to start stocking up food. The military and police presence is there to keep the Muslims from chimping out once they stop getting welfare, and from angry Germans bashing out on the immigrants.

t. (riot) cop since 2012.

German electric locomotives are beasts. Single locos can outpull many North American diesel-electric freight locomotives.

youtube.com/watch?v=TspDH8jm1-I

What is happening guys?

They are the Alex Jones of shitposting

9 out of 10 times they are wrong but the one time that they are right people go oh my God he was so right oh my God oh my God Pol was right on my God Pol was right

>All October 2016 anons will be laughed at

All Cred Forums pass anons will be laughed at

FTFY

I prefer Michael graves

Kek

what this pass user shit im seeing all over the threads?

NO HAPPENING

they are preparing the day of German unity ( unity of East and West) nothing going on in Dresden

roach coup second part?
with sound: youtube.com/watch?v=qbMnMKMDwB0

when someone has chanpass, they input something on email or options and it displays that on the post, from what i read before

>the is no doubt you holocausted 6 trillion kikes in four or five run down shacks with some tiny ovens
>omg how can this litte run down train pull more than 20 tanks

whoops was meant for

To any german here, is it possible join the Bundewehr if I acquire citizenship and fluency in german?

Also, I heard it's quite easy to get citizenship if you have relatives from or in Germany. Is it true?

Yes, but why?

I think there is a right to return if one your parents is german.

>That Umbrella Corp. logo in the tank

That's the Bundeswehr symbol

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundeswehr

Jesus Christ, this is some high test autism

He can't keep getting away with it.

pay denbts

so they're donators or something like that?
I mean, you come here to be anonymous and you put your e-mail?

Yeah, it defeats the purpose the site was meant for.
The chanpass allows you to bypass captcha and I think there is a shorter cooldown between posts.
I think the pass users put in show4pass in options and it shows how long they have been a pass user under their post.