Goodbye California

California Office of Emergency Services believe that the San Andreas fault may have an earthquake with a magnitude of 8.3 or higher between now and Tuesday.

LA Times and KTLA has reported a rapid succession of more than 200 earthquakes — three measuring above magnitude 6.0 — began rupturing near the San Andrea's fault in what experts call an Earthquake Swarm, continuing for more than 24 hours.

The majority of Southern California, and also Kern County, has been put on an earthquake advisory. Make sure you have your 3-day emergency kit, a family plan and water. Pass the word.

The Earthquake Advisory will remain in effect until Tuesday at 9:00 a.m. and includes the following counties: Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside, Kern, Ventura, San Bernardino, San Diego and Imperial.

The California Earthquake Prediction Evaluation Council with the California Office of Emergency Services believe that areas along the San Andreas fault have a heightened probability of an earthquake with a magnitude of 8.3 or higher.

For more information:

latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-earthquake-swarm-20160930-snap-story.html
ktla.com/category/news/earthquakes/

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youtube.com/watch?v=6AtahkikPIc
scedc.caltech.edu/recent/
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youtube.com/watch?v=S9WW2HZsaC4
youtube.com/watch?v=ME3wvkCb9p4
youtu.be/S9WW2HZsaC4
youtube.com/watch?v=Z7eABGpOHv8
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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If it is Kek's will, then I submit to the superior seismic and cosmic forces.

Can we lose San Francisco and LA in the same day? That would be fantastic.

Califag here. Fuck this degenerate state, bring the earthquake.

Humboldt fag here. Am I fucked?

I live in California and they have been saying the same shit for years and the most that happen are 3.0 earthquakes

>tfw comfy in the central valley

I hope it happens. It'll be a perfect excuse for me to move out of this state and back to the east coast.

rare?

Postin 4 habbening!!! XDD

Wait

Wait

If this happens, I mean a super quake. It's here will be Hispanics splashed across the whole US.

I hope this happens

And nothing of value will be lost.

QUAKE'D.

GET THE WEED NIGGA
IT'S GON BE LIT

Well California is a blue state anyway so who gives a shit?

All I can think is that California now has a chance to go Red.

Fucking shithole desert anyway

Spic extermination incoming

what are you

ude of 7.0 or higher on the southern San Andreas fault being triggered is as high as 1 in 100 and as low as 1 in 3,000. The average chance for such an earthquake striking on any given week is 1 in 6,000. That heightened probability will last through Tuesday.

Cool landscape, depends where you settle back here in the east. Lots of crumbling industry and coons

inb4 it causes the cascadia fault to burst

We're off to see the wizard...

Yee Yee brother! Get me a dip and a joint and I'm set! Roal some coal, chew some skoal, and stuff some holes!

If triples Kek will strike down CA sodomites and send them to hell for all eternity.

Millions die in LA and SF quake. Cali goes red for first time since Reagan. Even God doesn't want her to be prez.

Reporting in from the peoples republic of California.

Staying the fuck out of LA.

Go to the south, don't come to New Jersey it's a mini California in terms of political and tax landscape

what the fuck are you. is this one of those fagpass gimmicks

>9.5 strikes LA
>13 million leftists die
>California goes red

praise KEK!

That's it. I'm moving to my parents in New Jersey.

number of earthquakes californian socialists have successfully predicted:

negative one gorillion

checkmate atheists

Sorta although when I used to cook on tugs did get it on a filling station near the Phillipines. Also will this quake merk Vancouver?

Kek wills it

Hopefully it'll kill every person in that god forsaken state.

Allah has blessed us on this day gentleman.

What if we got like a thousand fat chicks and put them on both sides of the fault to hold it in place?

Earthquakes start fires as infrastructure is destroyed. Are they still having the severe drought in CA?

>tfw living near diablo canyon

Oh God, will they get to keep all of their electoral votes?

What part?
/Wanaque/ here

>I'm in the red
it was nice knowing you guys

If you're a papist wop or black/Hispanic you'll fit in quite well. Also if you like being cucked by your government on literally everything then come here

WITNESSED

KILL COMMIEFORNIA

rip

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I pray to kek... bless me with the digits to confirm the most miraculous of possible short term happenings.. fuck CA.. San andreas .. in the name of kek Pepe and Donald Trump.. ribbit ribbit

And nothing of importance would be lost.

>tfw D.C. wasn't built on a fault line, that's a city that needs an earthquake

It appears to be Andorra

Central Valley here. Wont feel shit if happens.

Hopefully LA and SF get flattened and Mammoth Mountain blows up.

i looked it up and it looks like andorra

My properties are so well insured any mention of sisemic activity gives me money wood.

>Earthquake destroys all the major cities
>California finally goes red

youtube.com/watch?v=6AtahkikPIc

This guy is literally a fucking expert, and is live now. He called the Italy earthquake 2 days in advance and many more.

Someone hold me please.

G-guys
I'm going caving for an /out/ meet up tomorrow in Julian

W-will I be ok?

thank god, let it all burn.

And we'll sleep through it like every other earthquake we have.

Everyone pisses their scooby doos about earthquakes because of Northridge several years ago and a couple other ones further in the past because a few things like a freeway and a couple aging buildings fell partially because they weren't retrofitted to withstand earthquakes at all, or properly.

I ain't worried one fucking bit, they've been saying we're due for for the Yosemite caldera to erupt also every year and it hasn't ended the world yet

Great now when it happens I'll be blamed for it thanks a lot kek.

>tfw live in 1940s building in LA

LEARN TO SWIM

Praise KEK

Rolling for California destruction

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Niggah we can only water our lawns on specific days accord to your address.

SLO faggot

The sea will engulf you

Praise Kek

Would California vote republican if it was hit with a natural disaster weeks prior to the election?

Don't leave... Central Valley will make Cali Red Again

>unless you're in stockton

Surely they would have learned their lesson from the 1989 quake and made their buildings, bridges, and highways quake proof.

Kek is a vengeful god.

We did

It will happen Tuesday morning around 9:45 am.

>Americans updating their infrastructure.
Get real.

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State gets fucked up, "refugees" flee to other states and turn them blue

Give this state the bath it so desperately deserves

Well maybe you should be a little bit more careful what you ask him for in the future

>Commieforina
>no trump voters

Nothing of value was lost

>tfw I live right on the San Andreas fault line

Dude sounds like a sperglord

o deer

>forgetting about SF

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

Any 949 / 714 faggots here?

How fucked are we.

Locked and loaded

Green township.

even closer
los osos

Guys, we should pray to Kek on this one to ENSURE that there will be an earthquake registering 8.0 or higher between now and Tuesday.

Greater Mexici Republic of Commiefornia fag here

Fml

o.o is it happening?

Recent earthquakes
scedc.caltech.edu/recent/

Only if there is non-stop looting by African Americans and Hispanics following the sisemic events.

Trumps +5 on the LA times Poll.

quads of doom

pls Kek let it happen

Nice digits. But my 5 nulls this.

wasn't there a huge earthquake in the 80s or something where double decker freeways collapsed in LA?

I think your 1940's house will survive

Is it Kek's Will to have this be how Trump gets pass 270?

Can't stop fapping to this fantasy

1/100 to 1/3000 chance of 7 mag earthquake.

Don't hold your breath cucks

Official Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=Dxk_wYeIv6I

Me too dude nice and safe off the faultline, I honestly just want to see what happens after the dust settles.

Skip your meet-up, I'm serious.

Let them sink into the ocean.

To be honest user I would cancel that trip at least while the warning is up. I don't think anyone could argue with the concern.

714/ HB here. We are pretty fucked. 949 hills will slide. 714 will have ground liquification issues. Stock up on food, water and ammo.

Might as well put a bullet your right now and get it over with quickly.

See
It's in the bag

11:45 PM PST tonight, the earth will shake, then open up and swallow Los Angeles and San Fransisco.

Good thing I left that shithole for Massachusetts when I did.

What happens to the nuclear facilities that fall into the ocean? Full meltdowns? What will happen to the radioactive material?

Brush, I support Trump. Now Kek is going to kill me! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!

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how eternally buttravaged do you have to be to come here and post passive aggressive shit like this lmfao

Can't save huh

>Coastal cities decimated
>California swings red
Kek has his own October Surprise

please god sink that shitshole and LA and all the fucking assholes while they are still rounded up in the same place.

>quakes wipe out SocCal
>NorCal is mainly conservative (save the bay area)
>yfw earthquakes win California for Trump

My dubs null this and push this back to december

There are a ton of of trump voters in CA relative to other states but we're still dwarfed by the liberals in the coastal cities.

has to an at least an 11 :^)

SEE YOU DOWN IN ARIZONA BAY

But there is not enough repeating integers in this thread. We need to praise Kek more, we need to feed the Frog God. It is part of His Divine Will.

Don't be a bitch, you're gonna die one way or another. Go have some fucking fun.

Fukushima 2: Gnarly Wipeout

>between now and tuesday

yeah sure and arizona wiLL have ocean front property any fucking day

QUICK COCK TEASING ME AND SEND THIS STATE TO HELL YOU NIGGERS

Nope. October Surprise it is!

THY WILL BE DONE

can it finally happen already? I've seen loads of articles like these and nothing ever happens.

"Everywhere I look...something reminds me of her"
youtube.com/watch?v=S5OQMoSCrqw

Hunt for Red Oktober

I read yesterday that it was a 1% chance of a 4.5 quake between now and Tuesday. Quit scaring people Alex.

Good to know some sensible ones exist. Take care of yourself faggot

In RL as well as Cred Forums

fuck but but I am leaving this shithole soon

I hope I'm not gonna die in based Wine County

Give us this day our daily thread

The cores cool in the water. A couple fish with three eyes appear a few months later. Nukes banned globally. Hippies celebrate. I fuck more hippie chicks.

Stockton fag here

>all these self proclaimed patriots

>willingly asking for the death and destruction of their countrymen.

How do you sleep at night Cred Forums?

fuckin love this

>three measuring above magnitude 6.0

Total bullshit. Even the links YOU provide say only ONE was 5.3, the next two biggest were 3s.

But there's decent people here. With that being said all the idiots are in the cities which are conveniently located in socal.

Orange County is a red island surrounded by a sea of blue degeneratecy .

This comment made me moist

No, it's a good idea

During an earthquake, the worst place you can be is near civilization.
>Falling buildings
>Ruptured gas lines
>Screaming desperate people
>Fires

Luckily my area has been prepping for this for a long time. Houses above 1 story are banned, there are all sorts of special access manholes to shut off gas/electricity, extra special requirements for house foundations/support columns and emergency services perpetually on standby

My biggest danger is dodging falling bookshelves

Monday, 5:35pm PST it will rip. 5K+ will die. KEK demands blood for the TRUMP to win in November and the blue blood of CAL shall flow.

It's exploring old abandoned gold mines
If they haven't collapsed in 200 years then the won't collapse tomorrow I'm sure

I live in the Inland Empire. How fucked am I?

oh yes

And lead us not into SA but deliver us from Goons

>checkem

I live at the very end of the fault, there is a dirt road that goes into a cave it's off limits to the public...

San Fransisco shall go the way of Sodom and Gomorra by sunrise.

is it too late to build a wall around California?

we don't need a wave of 40 million nuwhites and assorted beans flowing east.

wow, could happen

Well I got my go bag on me with some foods.

Also fuck my job is literally delivery weed all over Southern California. So I got my Kbar. lol. No gun cause yeah.

For Thine is the Glory and the Memes forevers. Amen

>911

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh Kek please destroy this cesspool of a state.

Fuck all you junkies

You're right no where near enough dubs we must double our efforts

Praise kek

Can you even imagine how BTFO the USA would be if Silicon Valley and Hollywood fell in ruins? Not to mention all those almond and orange farms that are feeding the nation. You guys joke about it, but if Cali falls to disaster then the USA falls.

Bring a gun and firewood and matches so you can eat the others in case of an emergency

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Holy shit! Isn't Stockton a non-stop Planet of the Apes chimpout?

is something actually happening or is Cred Forums sperging out over nothing

Good thing I left that shit hole state 3 years ago.

Are you serious?

Get a new job and a firearm you hippie

No your thinking of Oakland

>famous last words

PRAISE KEK

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RIP CA

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Oakland is

>a Great tier earthquake happens
>Obongo declares state of national emergency
>elections postponed
>this is what Cred Forums wants to happen

This made my day

Shadilay.

It never happens.

This could be the biggest happening for a America since 9/11 if it does actually happen tho.

Honestly, even an 8.0 earthquake isn't much to worry about in a modern civilized country.

Japan got one a few years back. Some buildings fell, some highways were destroyed. The death toll was in the hundreds.

But it really wasn't that big a deal

So that's less votes for Clinton right?

>yfw meme magic is causing this

at last
I can rest in piece, no longer burdened by the troubles of the world

>tfw San Andreas wakes up Yallowstone-chan

Praise j-boose

Ocean front property in Arizona will be real. What a time to be alive.

>If they haven't collapsed in 200 years then the won't collapse tomorrow I'm sure

You sound like me on 9/10.

Good! i don't give a fuk! about CALI

Praise Kek!

>Inland Empire

Guys I'm so fuckin' scared. What are my chances of survival? I live in ontario.

I feel like my house is gonna be swallowed by a rift or some crazy shit

should I flee to the mountains? hide there with my guns

With a cup of tea and a good book. You?

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That was near San Fagcisco in '89.

FOR FUCKS SAKE SAVE IOWA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

THE NAVY WILL NEED HER SOMEDAY!

build it

>build that wall

youtube.com/watch?v=S9WW2HZsaC4

Stockton is there the blacks that get priced out of Oakland end up.

Aye.

TFW LIVING INSIDE THE ORANGE CURTAIN. IRVINE PD KEEP THOSE PEASANTS AWAY.

what have we done? Cred Forums, I'm scared. First the Deutche Bank thread yesterday where Kek proclaimed the doom on the Financial Markets.

Now this?

Is this truly the will of Kek? Will California, Hillary's crown jewel, be smitten by Kek's wrath?

But it's too late to register in another state

That's Japan though they're prepped for that shit like a Harvard med grad for a pop quiz. This is Cali we're talking about and their infrastructure is based on Taco Technology©.

Oh shit two lots of quads

G-guys keks here

Stocktonian here, Stockton is pretty awful too. We're also one of the biggest cities in the country to declare bankruptcy, second only to Detroit

Well let's see a natural disaster of that scale being so close to the election surely would be a extreme and unusual circumstance, now wouldn't it?

Wouldn't a king nigger just love to jive it up on the throne, now that he'd be secure with all the extra emergency powers?

dats san onofre. old girl shutdown a few years ago - primarily because government regulation has driven the operating cost so high. Diablo is shutting down for the same reason in a few years...

It's funny living in a place where people unironically protest nuclear power and fossil fuels simultaneously.

You know what? If this thing does hit and we're cast into months of chaos without food, water, or electricity - I'll make it my duty to Cred Forums to go full cannibal.

>elections postponed

Wish this memery would cease, nothing will halt the elections besides maybe a nuke strike or coastal invasion

w-witnessed

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It'll heat up the local area in the water.

Hail KEK, full of dubs, the Memes are with Thee. Blessed are thou among wizards and blessed in the fruit of thy womb Trump. Holy Kek, Mother of MAGA, pray for us faggots now and at the hour of our raid. Amen

beautiful

I hope you guys don't make it

>Godless leftist heathens
>Countrymen
gr8 b8 m8, you got me

Thank you jesus

When it happens remember you posted this, because I'll be thinking about you and laughing.

>Central Cal
My nigga, what town?

Mein neger I'm actually 5 minutes away from you and I'm piss scared. The only comfort I have is that I'm 36 miles away from LA. Hold me Cred Forums

You monster

Could not happen to a more deserving state

Our Earthquake, who art in San Andreas, Hallowed by thy name.
Thy shaking come, thy will be done,
In California as it is on Cred Forums.
Give us this day our liberal dead,
And kill the niggers, as we kill those who nig against us.
And lead us not into progressivism, but deliver us from Clinton.
For thine is the Cred Forums, and the shitpost, and the Pepe forever.
Amen.

So is California, which is the most economically powerful, wealthy, and technologically advanced state in the union.

If it were it's own country, it would be the 8th largest economy on Earth.
The technology inside the computer you were using comes from California

I can't wait for absolutely
fucking
nothing
to happen.

inb4 all the seismic activity causes YELLOWSTONE to go off

mfw my family works in san francisco but i'm in chico

>blame global warming for earthquakes
>this year we're gonna get hit by the big one
>repeat every year
not news

New Orleans recovered just fine from Katrina too right?

Look at the demographics of Japan vs the demographics of California.

>tfw no matter how white washed you are
>you're not white
>white people will always hate you

feels bad mang

CH CH CH CH CH CHECKD

t. califag

I can't wait to visit the beaches in Arizona!

Edited it alittle

Hail KEK, full of Get, the Memes are with Thee. Blessed are thou among wizards and blessed is the frog of thy womb Pepe. Holy Kek, Mother of MAGA, pray for us faggots now and at the hour of our raid. Amen

But I support trump..
Can I live?

>predicting earthquakes

FUGG

lol you really believe that?

Yeah, but it won't be a Krakatoa level multiple steam explosion.

fuckin checked

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

California is split between rich white suburbs and tacoland

I honestly couldn't care less how the spics do

>all these central valley fags
Shit. I didn't know there were so many of you here. Filthy Modesto reporting in.

Even if they aren't utterly destroyed, shitskins will run rampant during the chaos, especially in LA. Whites are a minority, complete anarchy will ensue.

You're already screwed, forget about earthquakes, cheah!

Praise kek giver of memes and the one true lord

Plz lettme fuck an LA skank before they die off in the great quake

Sorry friend, you're damned by your peers. Die knowing that your sacrifice is for the greater good.

KEK WILLS IT DEATH TO SOCAL!!!

What if the earthquake wakes up Yellowstone?!

Are you fucking retarded

I live in Sacramento

There an staggering number of us on here

Yes.

Im on the sweltering anus of the state... Bakersfield

nice trips

maybe a sign.

They've been teasing this shit for decades and nothing ever happens.

Damn you stole my trips but thats a better happening anyway

October Fourth Prophecy!!!!!
>LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM

Rocklin, north of Sactown

I was in your town today for job training heh, you guys have retarded drivers and prices on stuff

>8.3

WOW!
It's fucking nothing!

Fug

Things are getting worse

STOP PLEASE

I LIVE DOWN THE STREET FROM THE FAULT LINE FRIENDLY FIRE FRIENDLY FIRE

That's bad for the ecosystem. It could killa lot of fish and it will change the ph of the water causing chemical changes. It could destabilize the whole jet stream

Phew, I live in the Inland Empire, I'm sure glad it wasn't on the list! Praise kek for the immunity.

Cali is 90% spics, 10% jews now.

Actually it comes from China/Taiwan as most tech manfc isn't done in the US.

Shit ALL MY PORN IS MADE IN CALIFORNIA.. oh wait no it's not I watch mostly JAV and because of the condom laws they make most porn in other states now.

I suppose I'll miss The Price is Right.

California can be struck by a 14.88 and it'll still be better than the Midwestern shithole flyovers you fags live in.

It's Taured.

>mfw south bay area

fuck it. bring it on, kill all the liberal degens please. just torch sf except for japantown desu

God punishing the sinners with natural disaster

You're welcome atheists

That's not true. They only hate people that fit stereotypes.

PRAISE

Californiafag here

I hope the earth breaks apart like when the eye of sauron fell and all the orcs plunged in to the earth while the humans/elves/dwarves were comfy.

Your singles tell me that i will indeed make it. PRAISE KEK FOR MERCY ON OUR HUMBLE STATE!

If doobles, the stars on the US flag are gonna need a recount soon.

KEK IS BACK AT FULL STRENGTH!!!!

Consider yourself a martyr for Kek, you shall be canonized. Shadilay.

> Live in Antelope Valley literally 20 minute drive to mojave right where the fault runs through. I've been scared of this shit happening for awhile now and want to move so bad. I experience earthquakes all the time and I'm scared shitless of a huge one occurring.

califag here

get ready for the endless waves of mexican refugees

OCfag here. If I die, I want you all to know it's been fun.

Also no one in California is afraid of earthquakes.

They don't manufacture in CA but they do most of the engineering/designing there

It's basically the engineering hub of the US, while New York is the business hub

Keks will is clear

Hail Fault, Full of Shaking, California is with Thee. Blessed art thou among liberals in San Francisco and also LA. Holy KEK, Mother of MAGA, pray for us fags now and at the hour of the Happening. Amen.

Witnessed! Also on the day the Pepe logo was found!
>Praise be in to him
>Kek hear our prayers

Im in the bay area. What do I do during the quake? Get in a doorway?

NOT THE QUADS OF QUALIFICATION.

Nothing is going to happen.

Weird that some say it's already passed and others say not until Tuesday.

Anyways, I have a few gallons of water, cars mostly filled, and plenty of food.

even 6.5 will be enough for a happening
structures in america have paper-thin walls
millions wil suffer

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Behold, how happy is the man whom God reproves, So do not despise the discipline of the Almighty.

>Bakersfield
My condolences.

Already a great swimmer.

Whats the October 4th Prophecy?

enjoy the future

pic very related

Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

If you can't quickly get outside, or there's too much broken glass to try, you should get underneath the strongest support beam of your house, which in my case is over the hallway

Hold your breath

Hail Earthquake, Full of Shaking, California is with Thee. Blessed art thou among hipsters in San Francisco and also LA. Holy KEK, Mother of Pepe, pray for us fags now and at the hour of The Happening. Amen.

I'm from Cred Forums, but I live in LA. Ask me anything.

So what are the odds of a mag 8.0+ quake fucking up Los Angeles and a Cat 2+ hurricane (Matthew) rolling up the east cost and fucking up NYC all within a 1 week span?

The only thing that could trump that double play would be Hillary shitting herself on stage and having a seizure live on TV.

go hide out in big bear for the weekend or take a trip to joshua tree.

lmao nigger you live in the desert. how the fuck are you scared of an earthquake?

Yup.

California is a liberal stronghold, but only because of San Francisco and Los Angeles, both of which sit conveniently on a massive fault.

If those two cities got wiped out, California would probably swing red.

What the fuck holy shit

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>mfw my friends and I live in commiefornia and we all voted for trump
p-pls kek I dont wanna die

Theres a man

goin round

taking names

pls no

Nothing ever happens idiots, especially not earthquakes. Cap this.

Fap

Every building in this state was put up by lowest bidder contractors using illegal spic labor. Literally not a single lesson has been learned since the last one

It's been decreasing each day as well.

please kek
give commifornia at least an 11

HURRICANE RAVAGES THE NORTH EAST COAST, QUAKE DESTROYS CALIFORNIA.

BRING DOWN DAMNATION ON THE SODOMITES

The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth. We must destroy the corrupt and centralized world. We must decentralize the world and make the globalists pay for their hubris. We must become a space faring species or we are doomed. Praise Kek.

Fug, would this trigger a chain reaction along the entire west coast? Because there's been talks of the Juan De Fuca plate being long overdue, and it's basically right above the San Andreas fault line.

Guys, we need to find a pray that will encourage THE GREAT EARTHQUAKE HAPPENING OF OCTOBER AKA OCTOBER SURPRISE. Keep writing prayers praising both our Frog Lord, Kek and the Earthquake!!!

if the earth quakes will the dodgers die?

I hope the entire westcoast gets swallowed by the earth

>11
WEW LAD
E
W

L
A
D

Anyone remember the quake back in early August or so? I think it was a 4.3, but it still threw water out of the pool.

LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM

Can confirm. This state has a massive red resistance. We gotta make sure to take out some libs in the chaos that ensues. #BLDM

FUGGG THERES AN /out/ MEETUP IM MISSING OUT ON REEEEEE

Where the fuck did you get those statues? I want one.

Fresnofag Here, fuck this gay ass state, let it burn.

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We deserve it... there are a lot of good people here just trying to survive though. Fuck the California government, broke sons of bitches. east la area reporting in

Shadilay.

California will swing red because of this.

Kek decrees it.

Diablo Canyon 1, why can't you be more like Diablo Canyon 2?

This

>hongcouver
More like Vancouver Island. Everything else is more of a tsunami threat.

This. Cali is basically a containment state, ready to be unleashed to the rest of the US.

this

i live in LA and know plenty spic trump voters

CZECHED

no u

>tfw I have a million dollars in gold bars and don't know what to do with them in the event of a catastrophic earthquake.
I have enough guns for a small village and that's about it. I will go hungry unless i do a couple of raids. Who wants to join my band of vigilantes?

MAKE IT STOP!

KEK IS AWAKE!

We'll fuck I'm in Ventura, well atleast I die knowing this will make the state red. Have fun making America great again brothers.

Arizona Bay won't happen. San Andreas is slipping laterally, not extending. See the big squared off bit in my pic? That part is subducting (hence the volcanism of Yellowstone), and it's dragging the other parts of the plate alongside the North American Plate (San Andreas).

Sorry guys, no bay.

Sounds good to me.

California Uber Alles

This would be the worst time for one to happen. I am alone at gf's house while she goes to Chargers game tomorrow w/her dad. If it happens I will die alone. Forever comfy.

im moving to new mexico anyways, people are shit, state is pure shit

THIS WAS FORETOLD IN THE MCFLY CODE

Oh shit famalam were about to lose a state

Californian here.

I'll be fine.

So, Arizona would get surrounded by Mexico?

I listen to some classical music and then fall asleep.

Pretty comfy

>I was supposed to go to Perris to go camping tonight
>My friends went quiet on me

Fuck it, I'm just gonna get drunk at home.

Duck and cover you'll be fine

sign me up

fuuuuuuuu

If the South-Western portion of California falls off do they still get 55 electoral votes?

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The fault line literally runs a short drive from my house.

So what's happening? Speak to me like I'm 5 years old.

new bred pls

>countrymen
California is THE focus of Mexican invaders and cartel operations, most non-Jewish whites left long ago. We want it gone to protect our countrymen.

OH KEK PLEASE SPARE MY AUNT AND UNCLE

I don't think your states need to be attached to the mainland to vote (see Hawaii)

Only if they're Asian or Mexican.

There's a good probability of a 8.3 or higher hitting California between now and Tuesday.

Good

!!!

>CHECKEM

Shadilay.

Hurricane Matthew will smite New York City as a category 3 storm. They will face the tribulation of water.

Earthquakes shall smite Southern California. They shall face the tribulation of fire.

Deutsche bank will fall. Europe will face the tribulation of Frogs.

The Old Gods are awoken, the old order will fall. Trump will win.

I think he means if everyone there dies.

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Die fapping so they can look in horror at your cum covered corpse.

we're fucked M8

We should have a Cali Cred Forums meat before we all die.

14.88 would literally destroy the entire country and cause Yellowstone, Everest and literally honolulu to go ape shit, infact Hawaii will be fucking gone.

Vallejo reporting in. I'm hunkering in place here fuck it

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

it will change next election

I'm pretty worried too, last time I got a sick get Hillary collapsed like the WTC.

I hope so the northridge earthquake was pretty small compared to the one they have been predicting for awhile now and that quake ripped through some homes collapsing and collapsed some highways.

I developed them from scratch! Soon my friend. You won't have to wait much longer.

We have started a fire?

Have we started the fire? I'm in Ventura

See the right angle bit? That's an old oceanic rift (like the mid-atlantic rift) where magma comes up and forces the sea floor apart. It went dormant a long time ago. The subduction zone at the coast didn't stop, however, and dragged the rift to the coast. Now there's only a tiny piece of that old plate left (you can see it on the map as the square-ish bit).

It's still being subducted and the plate to the west of the rift is following it, but the part of it that touches the coast is moving laterally and not subducting. That's the San Andreas fault.

The little piece that's still subducting is causing the volcanism at Yellowstone, because the wet oceanic plate is full of water, which lowers the melting temperature of the continental plate below it's current temperature. Being continental plate, the mineralogy is different and it's very "gluggy" when liquid unlike the smooth Hawaiian magma. This makes it explosive as fuck.

Are you Filipino?

Most of the time I just pass out.

I wonder how the animals are acting.

youtube.com/watch?v=ME3wvkCb9p4

Kek speaks through you, you should be proud.

thou shall not worship false idols

kek is in the magic

> in the meme

chill nigger I don't wanna die yet

NOT YET, I DON'T GET MY GUN UNTIL THE ELEVENTH.

Good idea I gotta get started filling up a bucket. Gonna dump it on me when house starts shaking. They will see Cred Forums opened on my computer and they will blame it on pepe the sexual deviant racist.

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I would have never had guessed, captain obvious.

oh fugg

We die for a better world. Our sacrifice will save western civilization. We will look upon the world from death and see that all was good.

Oh shit

It might be real good for you if the big one flattens LA. All those homeless vagabond vermin that infest Arcata and Eureka will head south to get the free shit that will be being given to actual displaced people.

Kek is the cutest genocidal god of darkness ever.

watched all these vids, good stuff

>tfw you will never get to be a warlord launching raids.

Stop in town and buy me an apple pie please. Thanks, user.

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And nothing was lost.

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Taco Tuesday
youtu.be/S9WW2HZsaC4

>onigger halts elections
>gets fucking shot
Trump supporters are too bloody energized to take that lightly, double considering the fact that golfman isn't liked whatsoever by anyone other than numale cucks and chimps

DUBS DUBS DUBS

Good, fucking commiefornia.

>mfw i live in the high desert-- 30 mins away from the fault. atleast i dont live in a big city though...

NEW THREAD

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Lo Pill standing by

youtube.com/watch?v=Z7eABGpOHv8

Fucking Leaf. Nothing can stop US Federal Elections. They are held, on the first Tuesday that follow the first Monday of the Imperial Month of November.

Nothing can stop this process. It is a process beyond any persons control. Even if nuclear bombs were falling on America, election day would have to occur as mandated, with the results enforced as mandated.

Obama has no power to stop the election.