Be honest, if both of these girls were sitting at a bar alone, which one would you approach first?

The left one. Right one is too fucking old.

Didn't know white was synonomous with gay, really made me think

So you let your gf approach black men while you lurk in the back.

The left one isn't Ivanka. It's Tiffany

Do I have to?

You'd approach Chelsea to discuss fucking global warming, in an attempt to score some cool points. Cuck

Both are ugly.

I regularly see and approach better looking women every week.

Fpbp

You didn't read his post did you

>Implying Id leave the house to go to a bar

the bartender

Tiffany she looks laid back and approachable chelsea looks like i would wake up to her trying to cut my dick off

underrated

I would approach ur mum first

#madlad

Tiffany

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Does Cred Forums now display Cred Forums Pass users?

implying I would hit on shreks donkey in a bar

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neither because 3d women are disgusting parasites and I want no part of their pussy-vampirism

Right because she's ugly enough and has low enough self esteem to do me in the bathroom.

Approach girls on left after and take her home.

neither, bars are for drinking

Who wouldn't you approach?

Neither.

100% tiffany. Chelsea looks fucking gross.

Checked.

Thanks for the perfect "stupid frogposter" reaction image.

Whichever one approaches me first tbqh

Tiffany has Trump's nose, just like Ivanka.
Tiffany has whiter teeth and looks better groomed overall.

Chelsea seems like a the kind of person who would be a slut and proud of it. Tiffany i smarriage material .

i would take whatever i could get. ive forced myself to find 4/10 females attractive, i can literally force myself. its how i survive.

THICCFANY IS THE ONLY LOGICAL CHOICE

Nope. You're imagining things. This is all a dream. Type our your bank card details. You're dreaming so it won't matter.

god she really does look like that slug

I'd approach the door first.

Chick on the left looks like Peyton Manning. That can work for some people.

Let's be honest. One looks clearly like a lying rat and the other like ayy lmao

These are not ideal choices people please. Only one BFTO at a time please

>Young 20s or mid 30s
Man such a hard choice.

the insane satanist is probably more fun to talk to, id go with one on right

prolly better in bed too

>which one would you approach first?

The one that agrees to go to the UniTranBiSex toilet with me and stay there till I unload

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Chelsea looks like my 50 year old aunt so fuck no to her.

Honestly how can a young woman look so fucking old already?

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What the fuck is wrong with Tiffany's face? She looks like a piece of melted clay.

left one
right looks like too much work

I would ass fist Chelsea Clinton with lube.

OP sounds disease ridden, let's ignore his thread.

Neither. I'm bad with women

Tiffany looks like one of my favorite femdom pornstars :)

Yup. Ivanka was my exact choice. Who care's if she's not an option.

Chelsea is a big do not want and Tiffers is, meh.

have you every tried to get ur aunt drunk and put your hand up her skirt?

One on the left. She looks weird as FUCK but the one on the right looks visibly like a leftist monster. The fucking sneering smile.

I want Tiffany to be sweating below me, obviously aroused and also perturbed over what has transpired, as the bulk of my cum shoots and lands almost entirely in her hair

Ivanka isn't one of the options you fucking moron

I dont go to bars

The one on the left looks like an uglier version of young tara reid. The one on the right looks like a goblin.

#Stiff4Tiff

Tiffany looks like the kind of girl you could high on coke with and fuck for hours

only tiffany looks like she would go to a bar in the first place

>those lips

S U C C

Neither because I can't afford the sexual harassment case

Tiffany, we'd snort coke all night then I would face fuck her.

Cred Forums would go for the left because Chelsea is to fucking smart for you racists

Right one, she's still natural. The one on the left has had so much work done I bet she lost the feeling in most of it, Try and kiss that shit and it probably feels like dry rubbber.

Nothing named clinton.

the left is a female, the right is a horse.
no one believes you achmed

left

NP

i want to fuck plently of trumps children

Tiffany looks bitchier but Chelsea is flat out repulsive. Definitely Tiff.

the dumpy trumpy, obv

tiffany dad has money plus she cute

>fuck Chelski
>record it
>nut in her arse whilst fireworks go off and rw&b confetti drops from the ceiling and you slap a MAGA hat on her jewfro
????
>Profit like a madman

no your to smart for us racists

google training people who can't afford passes to disrespect America, classic

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Chelsea looks nice. The other one looks retarded.

Tiffany looks like she has a bit of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome but she's still pretty hot. Would definitely take her over Chelsea.

The weird looking one. My blood just boils looking at the fat faced bitch Chelsea

Is this real?

>Taking a part Chosen's® reaction as yours

This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on pol. Please take your niggers back to Africa and leave the rest of humanity (no matter how badly we get along; Jews being complete subverters, Chinks being complete psychopaths, Spics and Corn-Niggers being complete fruit-pickers (at best), Dune-Coons being complete structure-blower-uppers, etc.) alone. Niggers are the turds of humanity. At least Kikes gave us Einstein, and even he was a fucking Jew-centric asshole.

>no hooves
neither.

I wouldn't be in a bar

I really like Tiffany. Ive seen gifs of her interacting with or glancing at Baron and she just looks really cute with her facial expressions.

Eh

Id go home play bideo games

The door, after wondering what the fuck I'm doing in a bar and how the fuck did I even get there. Once I get out I would perform some basic cognition tests on myself to make sure I'm OK.

>approach ivanka first, make small talk and act uninterested after 20 seconds
>leave
>go to chelsea
>spend time
>signal interest
>go back to ivanka
>she is now receptive because she has to prove she's more attractive than chelsea
Or
>ivanka shoots you down
>chelsea sleeps with you to prove she's in the same league as ivanka

They are both dead in the inside, both should be good for a fuck

Tiffany.

She may look like Tweety Bird, bjt at least she doesn't look like she finally got the sex change she wanted all these years.

I swear Chelsea looks like a tranny.

Top zozzle

as an albino orc with chronic pyorrhea i'd probably still have a shot with the one on the right, so...

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Definitely not the wide faced clinton

This.

My gun

white roleplaying

Ivanka first, and if she turned me down, settle for a blowjob from Chelsea. Duh.

you're right it's usually the other way around for me

Fuck this degenerate shit

Chelsea is ugly was fuck

>as an albino orc with chronic pyorrhea i'd probably still have a shot with the one on the right, so...

Go back to Mordor. Britain is already full.

I find Chelsea more attractive than Tiffany.

Honestly, all of Trump's kids are fairly unattractive. His sons do that weird beaver tooth smile and have weak chins. Ivanka is hot as hell but has had plastic surgery, so not totally fair.

Baron is handsome so far.

Clinton. Trumpqt is out of my league.

Daily reminder that Chelsea is not Bill's daughter.

unirony chelsea, she looks friendly and has nice tits

trumps kid looks like a real life doll

Bill Clinton is a literal cuck.

Trump sons look alright. i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02167/tr_2167664b.jpg

They look awful when they're fat though.

tiffany gets me going. I don't know what it is about her. She's fucking hot. she looks like she would be into nasty shit like ass to mouth

Neither. I prefer my spaghetti to remain inside my pockets.

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does that black lady have a fucking happy trail?

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Tiffany because her eyes are the right distance apart

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You did it

The absolute madman

Neither, I'd finish my drink and go home to leaf shitpost on Cred Forums. That's exactly what I did tonight and I don't regret it.