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>lose that much
>still rich
>not a billionaire

>His tax software wasn't able to compute a loss of nine digits
>Actually had to type out the "91" on a typewriter and paste it onto his taxes

JUST

WHEN

Why is the 91 odd Looking?

YOU

MAKE

trying to greentext in a meme is the pinnacle of normy-ness

AN

see His computer literally couldn't hold all those digits

ABSOLUTELY

ABHORRENT

POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean credit.

His "wealth" is tied up in real estate, which is why he spend money from his charity and campaign.

He's more broke than my brother in law, and he don't have shit but beer money.

owe banks a billion dollars

>rich

CORRECTING THE RECORD ON SATURDAY NIGHT
EVEN THOUGH KILLARY'S LOSING THE FIGHT
NOTHING LEFT BUT THE REDDEST PILL
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SHILL

>1945
What did they mean by this?

By the time the election ends, the post count will reflect Trumps losses.

>rides in a plane worth millions and millions more to operate
>not rich
Nice logic Ahmed wanna bring it to the White House?

>thr rich shoudl pay more taxes!
>lolol look at how much this loser pays

lmao why do you retards hate realty so much?

Yes I'm sure he's exactly like your brother

MAGA

>he thinks deadbeats don't live for years on credit until the whole thing finally crashes down

Wow it's almost like he wrote a book about it.
Fucking retard.
Saged.

Except my bro never raped a 13 year old.

Do you know many non-billionaires who can lose 915 million dollars in one year and continue to live in a gold plated tower for the next 20 years?

>his "wealth" is not liquid

Name me one fucking rich person who actually has that much money cash in hand, of course they have their wealth tied up in stocks or estates, it's because when you've got 5 billion sitting in one account in one currency a single hyperinflation event can turn you into a fucking pauper over night. Nobody smart enough to make money is stupid enough to put all their eggs in one basket.

Thinking is not their strong point. They still think Trump is running for president to make money for himself somehow.

>Clinton is losing the election
>Brexit wins
>Australia is going conservative
>Japan has gone conservative
>Poland is refusing refugees
>Assad is taking Aleppo
>Hoffer will win in Austria
>France is headed for civil war
>The public hates BLM
>Duterte is killing drug cartels
>Trump will be the next POTUS

When did everything go so right?

This change isn't just a local one, it's a growing global phenomenon

Hmm

Uh what other type of person could lose 900mil? You literally HAVE to be a billionaire to even be able to lose 900 million dollars

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Yeah. People are actually claiming he somehow lived off credit since that loss. Like someone can borrow hundreds of millions of dollars a year for decades without any of the banks they are borrowing from ever asking for any of the money back at any point.

How does that old saying go?
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem, if you owe the bank a billion dollars that's the bank's problem....

If you elect a president that's one billion dollars in debt, that's everyone's problem.

A tax loss doesn't mean he actually lost 900 million dollars

Except he did.

holy shit

Guys what will the get be?

Got it

Who was POTUS at the time when the economy was so bad in 1995 when Trump lost this much money? oh wait...

he's declared bankruptcy 4 times
everyone knows he has made some bad business decisions, yet he's still one of the most successful business men in the US
it'll be interesting to see how he handles the mud slinging, though

>1995 is somehow reflective of the present

Yeah he's more broke than my brother in law too. He has to ride his bike to the store to get his steel reserve but he told me that if he wanted to he could buy a plane, self fund a $50m campaign, and open a new hotel during a general election campaign.

IF I HAD ONE EMAIL FOR EVERY DOLLAR I LOST
MAYBE WE COULD FIND OUT WHY ISIS EXISTS

Jeb Bush is 13 years old? Ouch!

4 bankruptcies, still in debt

>one of the most successful business men
>not a ponzi

>2016 is the year he only has $5 more to pay

You know how I know that you're dirt fucking poor? How I know the biggest solid asset that you possess and don't owe money on is your $500 Hewlett Packard?

I'm going to let you in on half of the secret of running a busines:

All you have to do is withdraw money through a "special" method.

If you make it your income, you have to pay tax.
If you make it a loss, a tax deductible loss, like if you found a way to fine your business in favor of yourself because of a random occurence in your own business plan, then you get to keep it as a penalty because penalties aren't tax deductible and you report them as loss.

This is just one of the many many ways you can escape tax that isn't closed.
You just have to know how to explain it.

That is why they don't want to go further, and want to make this one occurrence a big thing, and why they are both going crazy over a loss and telling everyone that he is not paying taxes, because he LEGALLY can avoid paying taxes like that, and at the same time they don't want to bring everyone else down.

It's going to be HILARIOUS when everyone looks at all the other tax returns of billionares and people like monsanto and finds out everyone has been doing it.

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LEAVE TRUNP ALONE

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Yeah I bet your brother flies across the country in a private jet and owns billions in properties. This shilling is beyond laughable.

>Forbes knows shit

>His "wealth" is tied up in real estate
so he owns billions of dollars in properties but not in cash, so he's basically a broke homeless idiot

really maid my think

>owns properties
>homeless
something doesn't add up

>trump isn't really rich
>trump represents the richest class that doesn't 0ay their fair share that could fund muh socialist utopia

I can't be the only one enjoying the desperation of shills at this point.

especially trying to meme with a green text.

I'm halfway believing these have to be trolls trying to make ctr look even more pathetic than I thought possible.

>here take this part of the wall as payment

That's how stupid that sounds

I love all you tards that think this is bad at all. Trump played the system and used the same tax advantages that all big players use.

When he says he knows how to encourage his own fraternity to bring it's money home and start the American engine again he means it.

All you subhumans that think his tax cuts are bad can't understand that this ain't Reaganomics. Fraud, corruption and waste will be attacked on a level unknown in government to date and it will be time to clean house.

Democrats are freaking out because they are the ones that stand to lose the most when it comes to fixing that fraud, corruption and waste. If you cut the cancer out and actually had government contracts that were bid without corruption and completed ahead of schedule and under budget.

He puts his simple truth out there at a level children should be able to understand but the left can't even grasp it.

You can cut taxes extraordinarily when you finally confront the extraordinary waste in government.

50 rubles have been wired to your Orkutsk account, comrade

>my posts aren't logically coherent
>BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE UR A RUSSIAN HACKER
And you wonder why no one wants to pay for you faggots to go to school.

>tfw Trump wants to tear down the Jews just so that he can get out of personal debt

>mfw it's from rent a center

>>Clinton is losing the election
kek. the delusion is strong.

So the theme of this shill thread is about how little anyone understands wealth & business?
This is all the opposition has?
The bait keeps getting weaker & weaker
Sage

>ima show those capitalist right wingers
>nobody givs a fuk
Welcome to National Socialism

He didn't play the system though. He literally lost 900 million dollars because of the real estate recession in the 1990s and was given a 18-year long tax break because that's how long the IRS expected it to take for him to pay off that loss by paying his entire income for the year (leaving him at a net income below the taxable threshold each year) since he made about 50 million dollars a year on average in the recent years prior to 1995. The market rebounded and he ended up making way more than 50 million dollars a year, but the tax break stayed in place. If he can explain that last part away he's golden and it becomes a non-story about Trump's miraculous resurgence.

It should have had his 10 year old son do it. It's amazing what he can do with cyber.

This. This is like Warren Buffett having a 5% reduction in his Holdings. Yeah it's a lot of fucking money on paper but he didn't lose it. If you go upside-down on the mortgage of your house you haven't actually lost anything yet except on paper. Real estate value is purely speculative Until it changes hands.

>trump lost hundreds of millions
>he recovered and became a billionaire.

That is exactly what we need in America.

>hi we're the democrats we're the party of the poor and downtrodden
>haha look at how poor donald trump is, DONALD TRUMP IS POOR

Can't wait to read Art of the Failed Election.

I fuckin' love Trump.

did literally nobody ever watch a documentary about trump? its well known he lost like all his money in the late 80's and early 90's and spent from then till now rebuilding his fortune

you realize billionaires dont just keep their money in a bank, right? the most banks can insure is something like $250,000. rich people invest their money in things like stocks, bonds, real estate, precious metals, art, etc. because of inflation. when you have that much money, it's "use it or lose it"

>4 bankruptcies, still in debt

>Not understanding what bankruptcy is.

Fucking moron.

>bankrupt
>still better than shillary

Let me put the Trump Tax return release in simple terms so you can understand.

Donald Trump wrote off $916m as a loss which let him keep that much in taxes over next few decades, Brilliant move!

Like he always said. Donald used the laws of the country to his advantage and had chapter 11 bankruptcy for his casinos, which he came back from and put in record books. This isn't some advanced loophole. This is a single year return and he even wrote a book where mentioned this billion dollar loss: "The Art of the Comeback"

He has run and built an organization for the past 45 years and who, in 2014, had at least 22,000 employees and generated $9.5 billion in annual revenue AND ran the most efficient campaign in modern history. Paying a ton of taxes through business. (Here is a link - archive.is/p3Xle))

This is in summary of what was released.

In the end he duped the media (again) and destroyed Hillary's talking point.

This guy is serious on being president.

It's amazing!

All the libs in this country are nothing but stupid parasites. Seems they aren't educated.

how dumb are you?

people like you need a helicopter ride.

wrong post fuck my life

t. kids who don't know the difference between their parents filing for bankruptcy and chapter 11 bankruptcy

>lose a billion dollars
>still a billionaire
damn Trump's good

also inflation eroding the wealth away evry year, mutch smarter to have it invested somewhere.

>put millions in campaign out of pocket
>take hundreds of thousands out
>TRUMP IS DIRTY
Ok

But don't you know? Trump could have made more money letting his money sit in a savings account!! XD

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is the return ob that realy 2% evry year? Becuse that is what you need to match the inflation.

and also fuck o.f b.ack to red.dit. xD

dumb filter is dumb

>he loses that much
>STILL a billionaire
Ok.

you dont think it would be smarter to invest the money instead?

>owe banks a billion dollars
its called a mortgage?
your mom and dad have one, its how you have a place to stay right now

are you brain damged? that was what i wrote

high test womens officially kek approved

excuse my autism, i thought you didnt pick up the sarcasm from

amazon.com/Trump-Art-Comeback-Donald-J/dp/0812929640

1.5 billion adjusted for inflation.

1,500,000,000.

I'm glad he did this. It's easier to spot shills, like Hillary they only focus on the mundane spur of the moment. They don't absorb the whole picture and consider various outcomes. Enjoy your day ctr, many more memes to come this Wednesday.

Remember friends, Trump experienced a loss of $1b and made all of it back (and much more) with great business deals and negotiation.

Oh, and Clinton's policies put in place to please his big donors made it possible in the first place.

>lose millions
>1945

Literally Hitler

So he's finally going to release his full returns like he has been promising for months?

HA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAH AAHA AHAHA AHA

he's playing tic-tac-toe and LOSING.

shimmy

what a disgusting whale

Mega funny when they find out BILL CLINTON signed that law

>income
>doesn't include billions in assets, real estate and holdings which count towards personal value

OP you truly are a pathetic idiot and this thread is embarrassing

>Struggling against a half dead fantasy socialist and a reality show star who doesnt pay taxes is winning

Your country hates her and her retarded pantsuits, this isnt the 90s

trump nearly went bankrupt in the 90's due to the crisis and the helicopter crash that killed his best people. after that he revamped his whole business by turning the trump name into a brand and became richer than ever before. there's literally a 2 hour documentary on the whole thing on youtube.

just shows how everyone here is 12 years old. fucking retards.

>can afford to lose 915,000,000

>not a billionaire

>affording money borrowed from bank
>sufficiently cash negative to claim billion dollar loss for two decades instead of paying taxes

50 more rubles wired to your account in Vladivostok, comrade

Madam president!

An entrepreneur who has 12 failures and 1 success is still a successful entrepreneur. That's the business world. Most of the fags who criticize have never taken a real risk.

thanks for that opinion, neet

what exactly was his success?

inheriting his dad's business?

>Better to ignore facts and blame on the messenger.

Jeez if he's willing to do that pre second debate it's because it's better than lefties have insinuated and he's gonna probably debunk all of this nonsense and make himself look more honest and successful when he knows Hillary won't release her emails making her look even more crooked and him transparent.

4D chess boi.

Having a diversified portfolio and assets valued at just under 5 billion by forbes and god knows how many liquid assets after inheriting considerably less (40 Million odd, the 200 million figure quoted is the value of his father's business which trump had been running for years anyway).

You're a tool.

Only in a tools world is turning 40 million into 4.6 billion not success on a grand scale.

>forbes net worth guesses

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I don't know. Is six billion more than 900 million?

washingtontimes.com/news/2014/apr/4/state-dept-misplaced-6b-under-hillary-clinton-ig-r/

Just wondering if you know, since I know Clinton Cultists can't count.

And as per the Art of the Comeback, made it all back and more. Must really upset you to know he can do that while Hillary Clinton comes out of the White House broke.

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4 bankruptcies

500+ companies

>Six years ago real estate developer Trump (Trump: The Art of the Deal, LJ 2/15/88) was several billion dollars in debt, owing in part, he says, to his complacency and the Tax Reform Act of 1986. Now, thanks to some skillful negotiating, hard work, and luck, he says he is back.

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Billionaire means you have a billion dollars; not that you make a billion a year.

I know you're functionally retarded, being a Clintonite, but you understand that the tax break lasted for 18 years *or* the 900-some-odd million that he owed right?

You know that once he made 900 in profits he would start being taxed again.. Right?

You're not that much of a lobotomized monkey...


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Right?

That's idiotic.

If anything they're underestimating his liquidity, so they're downplaying his wealth.

washingtontimes.com/news/2014/apr/4/state-dept-misplaced-6b-under-hillary-clinton-ig-r/

Try six in six years under Clinton :)

Show me he didn't pay it off before the 20 years passed.

I'll wait.

The pendulum reached its highest point 2 years ago. The degeneracy, the leftism, the political correctness, all was at the top. Now it's slowly, slowly reversing.

We have a beautiful future in front of us boys. Conservatism and nationalism is back on the meny

Seriously how much is the shilling worth to you? Russian hacker jokes? Are you a normie? Please get better.

Of course it's the headline on CNN.com right now.

>forbes
>net
>worth
>guesses

economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/business/forbes-estimates-theranos-founder-elizabeth-holmes-net-worth-now-zero-from-4-5-billion/articleshow/52552439.cms

washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/that-time-trump-sued-over-the-size-of-hiswallet/2016/03/08/785dee3e-e4c2-11e5-b0fd-073d5930a7b7_story.html

>what will the get be?
not even Cred Forumss post numbers are on the same level of magnitutude as this incompetent fuck's losses.
>I lost so much my Tax software couldn'tcope with the amount - can I be President, guys? p-please?
fucking retarded fat orange crook. He cant even steal from the taxman inconspicously.

Trump's campaign is nuked with no survivors?

If losing 900 mil is that bad, how about six billion?

washingtontimes.com/news/2014/apr/4/state-dept-misplaced-6b-under-hillary-clinton-ig-r/

And he lost his own money, not taxpayers'.

>One anecdotal example
>Trump suing because he thinks Forbes is underestimating his wealth (Which they probably are for the reason I mentioned)

You're a moron.

The year Hitler was BTFO
Who else is like Hitler...?
Really makes me think

Additionally, their estimate of Trumps wealth is based on his assets and holdings, rather than speculation, which is how they valued Theranos.

Are you just googling web pages to "Support" your point without reading them?

misplaced 6 bil stole 6 bil who cares she whored herself out enough when she was young that the government wont send her to jail. most of those geezers still fap to the sex tapes she was in

reading comprehension

no, m8, that's a former business associate placing him at 150-250 mil

and yeah, that lawsuit got tossed out

>Additionally, their estimate of Trumps wealth is based on his assets and holdings, rather than speculation

that's not how it works bby

if you own a house worth 1 mil, but you took a 1 mil loan to buy it.. your net worth is still fuck all. and you don't even know which properties he actually owns, or what his stake is.

They certain can't.

The Clintons claim they left the White House broke--ridiculous.

Trump lost less than 1 billion in the early 1990s; now he's worth over 4 billion. I would call that a remarkable comeback, a true American success story. Something to be proud of, in fact!

The funny part here is that these teen and twentysomething CTR shills and Hill shills actually think this information is a surprise.

News flash, kiddies. The epic scope of Trump's losses back in the early 90s was tabloid fodder for months. Everyone born after the early 80s ALREADY KNOWS THIS. I remember hearing my Mom and Grandma talking about the Newsweek mag story about Trump's nadir and clucking about it. Pic related, Trump at rock bottom.

I repeat: only you kiddies think this is exciting.

As for the tax deal, I did the same thing after losing some investment bucks during the recession. You can declare the loss and spread it over a few years to help offset new tax bills. Accountancy 101.

Anyone who's ever actually had a job and investments has probably heard of this. It's not novel or new.

You guys are pathetic, you really are. Can't you dig up another rape story or some shit? No?

>no, m8, that's a former business associate placing him at 150-250 mil

So? That's one source expressing borederline unverifiable "Insider" information when we know his assets exceed that anyway.

In order for it to be true he's need to be billions in debt, not impossible but unlikely.

>if you own a house worth 1 mil, but you took a 1 mil loan to buy it.. your net worth is still fuck all.

That's pure speculation, you're claiming that he's taken out massive loans to finance his assets and is billions in debt.

Again, possible but unlikely.

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