CALIFORNIA DESTRUCTION THREAD #2

>just got denied a job on the west coast
don't want anyone to get hurt, but if some offices got destroyed....that'd be nice

cute froge

WERE HAVING AN /OUT/ MEETUP IN JULIAN TOMORROW TO GO ABANDONED MINE EXPLORING

IF IT HASNT COLLAPSED IN THE PAST 200 YEARS SURELY IT CANT COLLAPSE TOMORROW

FLAG UNKNOWN???
explain please

So that is Kek showing his true chaotic power. Achieving his will by way of cataclysmic natural disasters.

nth for the destruction of California
kek wills it

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Fake country. It exists because Russia say's so, but since nobody cares what Russia thinks, its a fake country.

T. Future human sandwich

Bring me an apple pie from the Julian Pie Company please user. Thanks in advance.

Can Americans summarize why California is the worst state in 3 sentences or less?

My dubs will it.

They are jealous.

Huh, Crimea? If you double click on the flag you get a video

god hates california

In a word, jewllywood

ever go out to Cedar Creek Falls?
youtube.com/watch?v=C-mGwY-ol6Y

In 1983 I caped out there with three friends .had the place entirely to ourselves for a few days..

Lots of marxists. Hollywood. Illegal immigrants. It's a leftist hellscape.

Not just natural disasters. Deutsche Bank is in serious trouble. Does anyone here honestly believe Trump could win without divine support?

Kek will smite the Democratic bastions of Southern California and New York with fire and water, while unleashing the tribulation of frogs upon the world for their belief in the financial powers though the collapse of DB.

All this weeks before the elections.

soon

it's Andorra not Moldova

Kek take my dubs

>Tfw Karma is punishing the degenerates

take oregon and washington with you

i dont wanna die do

It's full of normies but they regulate it now with tickets and what not, cleared the trash up just good (pic related it's me)
However last time I went it was so hot that the glue holding my boots sole together melted

If I survive user I'll buy you an apple Dutch pie for us to celebrate

>I live in socal
Was nice knowing you guys.

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will temecula be okay?

California represents the national disintegration and fracturing of the idea of the United States and what it means for the American identity.

Historically (and contemporarily) has harbored the most damaging ideas of modern leftist thought and ideology.

Quickly becoming a celebrated, embraced fifth column due to the inevitable demographic shift of the Mexican population that could potentially be the flashpoint for revolutionary events that may eventually end the American experiment entirely.

Shadilay!

go to fucking bed Dominic.

No. lol.

Kek dont take us be4 weed is legal!!! Also Central Coast fag reporting in, I don't want to get melted by Diablo.

Praise kek

leave washington out of this. we hate californians as much as the next man but they flood in here anyway and take our jobs, increase the traffic, vote to make washington just like california.

I'm hoping we can build a wall or stop immigration from California until we figure out whats going on. At least we can stop new residents from voting for 10-15 years

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>Dominic
who the fuck is dominic

>No
i don't believe you

Replied.

To be continued...

You a SLO fag?

i live near this fucking gulf
in the north american plate
how fucked i am?

I haven't seen anything on the news though or recieved any warnings though?

[spoiler]this sucks if it's real though.[/spoilersdon'tworkon/pol/sillyanon.]

So what is the probability of an earthquake hitting SoCal this week?

when I went all those years ago we came from Eagle Peak rd which is dirt and dead ends on the side of a hill and we walked a few miles coming in from opposite the falls. it was pristine..

Please no, I still need to vote for Trump before I die.

ha

/NotFucked/
good fishing though

Sorry man, if anything washington is more degenerate. You got good ppl there, I'd just hope some of you got out in time.

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=TZMCwa-Cvr4

oh also btw I banged a chick on the sandbar over near the falls.. standing in waist deep water...lol

It's the Sweden of America

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Between a 0.0003% and 1% chance until Tuesday.

A Town, work in SLO.

>yfw the democrats biggest reward states crumbles into the sea before the election

>Authorities are warning that an 8.3 could hit and are advising to have your 3-day emergency kit, family plan, and water ready

>Authorities are warning that four fucking thousand Hiroshima scale bombs are going to hit these areas, and that the residents should have some supplies, water, and a "family plan"

Google do you even know what a magnitude 8.3 even means? Jesus Christ it doesn't matter if you have some sort of plan if four fucking thousand nuclear bombs hit LA there's no point in planning as it's just fucking ogre at that point.

>88

Witnessed.

Well you got my hopes up for nothing

Well I hate my state sort of. If its going to help Trump then sure.

>reverse image search because this user thinks he knows me
>click first thread
>in said thread i posted a bunch of jinroh webms to this user

huh, small world

>/

you don't know my fucking name

Please Kek, kill as many Californians as possible. Literally no one on Earth deserves death than the people that live in this fucking state.

please be my ai gf

Nothing of value will be lost

>mfw living in californa

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

Los Angeles destroyed if doubles

It has the best weather in the country, has a diverse population, and is a hotbed of innovation and creativity.

It's terrible.

but how
that fault is fucking monster, is more than obvious that he will affect that plates and the zone of cascadia near canada

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TOP KEKEKEKE

California's fine.

It's all good in the literal Best State of the Union.

All you disgruntled Midwestern cucks and Swamp-ass Southerners can suck our dicks.

By the power of Kek!

Because of liberals

Shit man I did that on a school field trip. It was pretty rad, and then we got pie.

Kek wills it

nothings gonna happen tho

THREE AM IT'S HAPPENING

QT Kek

GUYS GUYS

REMEMBER

>WESTERN CALIFORNIA

AS THE FIRST "KEK" GET?

AND IT WAS SAID THAT IT WOULD HAPPEN BEFORE THE END OF 2016

THIS IS IT

HOW IS KEK REAL? HOW?! HE MUST BE SOME EGYPTIAN DEMON

I want one of these so bad. Where else are they sold besides Amazon?

I'm not staying up for this one, but please Kek, make it big.

DELET

May any and all dubs are delivered to Kek

Does this look like a demon to you?

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My power is yours kek

Please kek destroy the California

>Historically (and contemporarily) has harbored the most damaging ideas of modern leftist thought and ideology.
>Not The Frankfurt School
>Not Columbia University in NY (Frankfurt School part 2 electric boogaloo)
I know you tried really hard to come off as an intellectual, but dude just say you're from a fly-over state right off the bat so I can filter you.

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honestly user, kinda

most recent is a 3.5 near Coalinga at 0253
Not happening. Even Yellowstone is quiet. No Cataclysm today

az here am i going to die

Hold your tongue.

Drop the hammer, Kek

Isnt it alway calm before tge storm

Naw, cmon demons aren't real

Rolling

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2012.

Holy shit, is this finally The Big One????

Could California falling into the sea on Wednesday be the happening that Roger Stone has foretold?

Spics, Niggers, and Queers.

>extremely liberal refugees

I'd rather have the muslims.

Lmaoing at life right now

Ishallah

I dont believe kek can achieve this

Those pricks don't want me, fine!

>Kek smites California
>only trump supporters survive
>Trump wins Commiefornia
Pottery

The Powers The Be are releasing trumps tax returns. Claiming its the end of his campaign. And it would be, if these were normal times.

But Kek strengthens our hand and our enemies will be smote this October. It is the 00 month, going into the 11 month of the election.

Kek is my witness. 00 get.

>massive earthquake happens that's Chile tier
>millions of people in Southern California displaced for months
>worst natural disaster since Katrina
>all of the democrats forget to vote on election day
>California goes red
>Trump wins in a landslide

PLEASE KEK MAKE THIS HAPPEN

You would rather have the muslim bulls wouldn't you cuck?

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

> Salton Sea
> Right next to Mexicali
> Mexican shantytowns will completely disintegrate in an 8.3
I hope this isn't an engineered (((event))) to create a refugee crisis and make it harder to deport illegals.

Temecula, CA reporting in. No earthquake yet. I'll keep you posted.

I'm praying for this, my state makes me die inside a little everyday.

Good fucking riddance you commie shithole.

I'm no expert but I dont think you can detect a earthquake that early.

San Clemente (camp pendleton) here

K.

>black
>father
I see what you did there.

If you think southern California is all liberals you've never been to Orange County.

Chilefag here.
We're used to this kind of false alarms. There's no way you can predict an earthquake.

The destruction of California will secure a Trump victory. I volunteer as tribute.

please tell me

This, I dont mind going down with all of California

Fuck I gotta work tomorrow. I'd so be down otherwise.

to secure a better future for our people, we give our lives.

Godspeed you ignorant bastard ;_;7

>Working on the Lord's day

Nice I work in Oceanside.

I know the wife goes to church alone 2 sundays out of the month. Gotta make that money though.

ur fuckin dead, kiddo

Go back to 9gag faggot

Live in Carlsbad

test

These aren't sold anywhere else. The initial stock was bought up. I developed these myself.

>There's no way you can predict an earthquake

I mean, that's not true. You can't predict earthquakes far in advance, but when you have a lot of smaller indicators that the plates are shifting in a way that causes earthquakes, it's not exactly ridiculous to assume that a larger one is going to occur as they continue moving or settle.

I've never been there though.

Lord Kek grant me the triples and level LA!

No the smaller ruptures mean that the quake is releasing tension in small quakes rather than building up to a massive one

Unless I'm completely wrong

is it because of the sanadress fault

Nice, you're pretty damn lucky I With I had the money to live there. I was just there last week. Ate at this Italian restaurant that claims they have the best garlic bread in all San Diego. Pretty good.

Please kek.

Live in Central Valley.

Hopefully LA and SF get wrecked.

Also Mammoth Mountain needs to blow.

I like your garage door opener

tfw I don't have many non perishables saved and live in socal

encinitas bb

Area code 909 reporting in

Sure, you could make that assumption, but there's no way to measure the movement of plates like that. Nobody knows the true extent of the motion that they're going to undergo here, so while it's possible that they could stop without too much issue, it's also entirely possible that they're not going to do that at all, hence the alert.

All that the alert is really saying is "during the next few days the chance of a really big earthquake is about infinity times bigger than most other days of the year because the plates are moving".

Dubs already showed LA is going down
One down, one to go!
Praise kek

>>Trump wins in a landslide

I think you mean earthquake.

HEIL KEK
HEIL TRUMP
HEIL PEPE

Where'd you get those?

vigiluccis?

Kek wont let it happen.

just fuck my shit up senpai

Literally nothing is happening.

Why the fuck do you randomly think an earthquake will hit?

SEND CALIFORNIA TO THE PACIFIC, KEK.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Huge CME that happened yesterday, coupled with some digits and I see this happening.

PRAISE KEK

Tectonic plates store energy like a spring, which gets suddenly released in earthquakes.
If you live near two colliding plates, it's obvious you'll get earthquakes periodically, which is the case in my country and USA's west.

But, as for today, nobody had predicted accurately the earthquakes that had happened in my country, the last one being on September 16, last year, magnitude 8.3.

In the eventual case it happens, just be calm and keep away from the coastal line. I expect your buildings in California aren't Haiti-tier.

Because we all hold that small wimper of a hope that it will happen.

Stop being such a fucking pessimistic faggot.

Not going to lie here. That woman does look like some sort of demon.

IT JUST KEEPS COMING!!!

You're completely and absolutely wrong.

I'm in Penryn California am I fucked?!

KEK PLEASE SAVE ME

but there is you niggore mnk? you see, when earthquake happen, there is no boom! you understand now? that mean there is big damage, but its something u can prevent for since it not kill everything in big radiation boom!

Who /bayarea/ here? Are we fucked?

How? I would buy one.

funny thing is my az local news was saying a thing on your news blared a 6.0 earth quake was heading toward some part of California

I still don't understand this webm. Why, when the colors flush out, does her face turn into pepe?

Hopefully yes

>east and west coast get ravaged, effectively neutering the vote in those regions with low turnout due to emergency situations
>the midwest, southeast, and south will decide this election

Flyover states will have their revenge

And after Tuesday?

Please esplain earthquakes to us, Chile.

It goes up, cunt.

I'm in Penryn, around 7 hours from LA and 2 or 3 from SF am I fucked???

Bay area will be shaken.

PRAISE KEK

October surprise!

>another temecula citizen

What the fuck

Praised Kek cleanse this world of Commiefornia

//tsunamifucked//

HAIL

KEK WILLS IT! COMMIEFORNIA HAS SOWED THE SEEDS OF DESTRUCTION, KEK REQUIRES A BLOOD HARVEST!

CHECK EM'

this user gets it

Okay, but is it actually happening?

Fucking retards probably won't even answer me, singles confirmed california sinks.

>encinitas
Went to school in that area. Best place I've ever lived.

Who's /goingdown/ here
I'm ready to sink into the ocean taking commieland with me

The State of california and Nevada shall be cleansed by the Earth, but the cesspool of San Fransisco shall escape much harm.
But the days of their prosperity shall be numbered, as an even greater plague awaits them.

Soon my friend.

PLEASE DO IT KEK!

>tfw trump supporter
>tfw 91789

underrated

what schools you guys go to?

>la costa heights
>oak crest middle

>666
What did he mean by this?

GOD casts his vote for Trump

I hope kek wills trump supporters to survive

went to lcc, & sunset 09 now costa

>tfw seeing fags from Temecula
Fucking based

>I see what you did there.
everyone does, you double nigger

>sunset 09

No joke. I went there in 05 for a year.

Should have gone to canyon though.

the 3 days EMERGENCY Supply is for the guys that are going to be burying you user, the weather is Hot here in Cali,

FROG IS KYUTE!

ya that school was ill, no schedule or nuffin

>no schedule or nuffin
That's why I slept every day :^)

Just said fug it and got a CHSPE and went to college early.

Doesn't Chile consistently get 8+ quakes? Is Californian infrastructure worse than Chile?

No and every minute it doesn't the percentage for it to happen drops a lot I think we are at about a 1 in 2000 chance right now tomorrow it will be a 1 in 8000 chance

People in chile live in huts

Goodbye, San Fran.

i feel, imtoo lazy to checkbut were u the oslide user?

Califag here, have we started the fire?

No, it was always burning since the world's been turning

Yes, brother.

California will turn red.

glad tosee there are some sd faggots on here

I imagine this is similar to the whole
>It's a nuke! duck and cover! Hide under your table and you'll be fine.
Bullshit used to calm the public and give them a false sense of security.

>implying it isn't already red in a different sense

>oslide
oceanside? no

temecula expat now

bout to get sandwiched user

I just hope when it happens it causes a tsunami that hits japan
It's like California will be the fat kid that cannonballs in a pool

Say hi to the Salton Buttes, Meixicanon.

volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/salton_buttes/

Rift volcanism will fuck your shit up. Also the earthquake swarm yesterday happened in the Salton area.

the fault looks pretty north of here so probably fine

KEEEEEEK

LEEEEEND MEEEE YOUUUUR DOUUUUUUUBLES

norcal here suck it water stealers

any1 here?
>also hitler battery

Kek, please make my state red again.

take my dubs oh great one

>mfw santa monica

If I live, continue fighting for the god-emperor.

If I die, join Kek in the memeverse and help cause more happenings.

OPEN THE GATES TO VALHALLA

San Diego here

O Kek, let me slip through the cracks of your righteous fist

>1234
Finally.

I'll just drive north to Seattle

>Swarm-like activity in this region has occurred in the past, so this week’s activity, in and of itself, is not necessarily cause for alarm.
>Preliminary calculations indicate that, as of 12:00 pm (PDT) on Sept. 30, 2016, there is 0.006% to 0.2% chance (less than 1 in 10,000 to 1 in 500) of a magnitude 7 or greater earthquake being triggered on the Southern San Andreas Fault within the next seven days through October 7, with the likelihood decreasing over time.

kek is not with us
it will not happen
kek, show me evidence that it will not happen

It's happening

fema.gov/txt/plan/prepare/faatlist03_05.txt

that is pretty rare mind if I save?

nothing will happen

everyone is safe

singles prove it

>tfw live on the west coast
>tfw told all your life about the big one and how you should be prepared

I hope this state sinks into the sea. Guaranteed victory for Trump. MAGA sink Commiefornia Kek.

Who Inland Empire here?

Guess what boys? it's
>HAPPENING

Happening confirmed

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RED ALERT RED ALERT

>this warning is typically issued around twice per year

it will end soon

>being scared of eartquakes

kek

>all the illegals scramble cause you are are too busy with the earthquake
>terrorist come through

Riverside here. 34%white RIP.

merely coincidence as said they give these warning all the time.

it will all be over soon

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

What if the earthquake hits causing the plates to smash causing a mountain that looks like a giant wall separating California and Mexico from america

Praise Kek!

Nobody is used to it. A 5.0 that lasts 3 seconds will have everyone freaking out about "muh big one" for weeks despite hearing the same shit since the 90s.

Kek is sending mixed energies

nobody cares about earthquakes in california, all damage is caused by fire

also LA is far more prepared than san francisco

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West LA. Seems we might be rectally ravaged in the near future. It's been good lads.

lived through loma prieta 89 and northridge 94, a 5.0 would get the adrenaline up for sure but that's about it

Smite.

Since when have they EVER predicted an earthquake?

AHAHAHA!!

Spics, cucks, liberals

>someone said it so it must be true!!!!!1

>Southern California Residents, please be advised that an Earthquake Advisory has been issued. Help pass the word by sharing this post now.

If a magnitude 8 earthquake were to hit California, nothing of any value would be lost:

latimes.com/local/california/la-me-census-latinos-20150708-story.html

>It's official: Latinos now outnumber whites in California

for us,a earthquake starts from 7,0 and up
anything beyond is just a "temblor",or a small earthquake

Yeah that's why it's nothing, just scary and bad for our shit economy

There was a 4.3 last year here and it had everyone rattled for a week. I had trouble sleeping even though fuck all happened.

Living on a fault line can make you a bit paranoid.

Behind enemy lines

praise

I will solve this someday...

Have you been to southern Cali? It's a barren desert. People live in houses, not skyrises. Worst thing an earthquake will do is knock your bookshelf over.

>Can Americans summarize why California is the worst state in 3 sentences or less?

Subhuman, illegal alien mexicans make up the majority race in California.

Whites are no longer a majority.

may kek bless me

may california be raised

Please destroy commiefornia

Love, Australia

How earthquake proof are Chiles buildings now after taking major earthquakes almost every other year? From what I remember the ones in Japan are now built to bend and sway so even a strong one won't bring it down.

yeah well didnt you guys just find out a few years ago that the PNW has the potential for a big one?

or maybe canucks are just easily scared. even here in the bay a medium quake wouldn't freak out anyone but the recent tech migrants

youtube.com/watch?v=h4emcNAf5lY

I can confirm that it's pretty much like that. LA can get fucked tho I don't give a shit about them

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Shit! I'm currently on orange road! Where the fuck do I go?????????????

THREAD THEME NIGGERS

youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8

Go out into the pacific the earth is afraid of Water

Do you have a CB radio?

>yeah well didnt you guys just find out a few years ago that the PNW has the potential for a big one
Been hearing that for ages now, but I think the bigger concern is the tsunami that comes along with it rather than the quake itself. That and all of the old historical buildings crumbling.

lets destroy commiefornia

thank you lord kek

may you thrive

>tfw live in Bakersfield
>one of the only republican areas of California

Am I gonna make it bros

CUTIE FROGGY

...and only big, close earthquakes centered in open ocean create tsunamis

really, i don't know why people would be more scared in BC than in california

we have a law that force the new buildings to be strong enougth to put up with a quake above 9,0

if it's not strong enougth,we destroy it

Juan De Fuca plate m8. it's right above the San Andreas fault line.

pos fault releasing in small quantities, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO RELEASE IT ALL AT ONCE YOU FUCK

Isn't Bakersfield one of the top 5 to 10 most dangerous cities in California? I've only been there once to grab an Amtrak.

I'll give what I can

>in California
I mean in America.

I'm sure the world will miss all the vegans, hippies and parasite celebrities.

Tfw I live right next to the fault only a few miles away from Salton sea

>FEMA
That shit creeps me out big time.
Can't wait to see them in action when shit really hits the fan.

Idk about that. I know we lead in teen pregnancy, air pollution, STDs, high school drop out rate, and a few others. But crime isn't that bad. Especially in the white parts of town.

I've been hearing about the big one for my entire life. It won't happen.

Chino here, sure we are just as bad.

New thread op

PRAISE KEK

EMT fag in orange county here. How fucked am I?

LOL

do you support trump

wew

10/4
>10/4
10/4
>10/4
10/4

youll be fine

That's a pretty rad map, kinda seems geologically impossible at points though

Temecula user, im here too. Probably not be ok, but we have a relatively stable population, so no worries. If it happens, just worry about your own food and water. We will take care of each other, and survive.
>near meadows and Pauba if its any consolation.

>"There is significant stress stored on the southern end," Page said.

Aay bend over, I'll show you significant stress stored on the southern end

Yup, whole family wants to MAGA too.

new thread

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>tfw I live next to San Andrews fault

You're gonna be okay. :-)

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Me too user.. right next to Salton sea

shit goes tits up, see you in julian

I live just east of the Edwards 15 user, so pretty close.

sup justin. We'll live

I'd be happy with that, need that snow

Does that mean abbos would be white?

vocaroo.com/i/s1O0wNWRYYOu

Breathy as fuck..

congestion and shit so its either breathy or phlemy

Yo.

praise be upon him

>tfw shitty fallbrook

>fallbook
>shitty
better than rainbow :^)

>stuck in LA county for at least another year
>see this
>my dream was to one day leave commiefornia forever