"Hello, I'm here for the job interview."

>"Hello, I'm here for the job interview."

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>white
nope

>$0.03 cents have been deposited in your bank account

wtf, is that safe? Don't we have cheeks for a reason?

You're hired, everyone else who came in here was covered in tattoos.

I'm sorry you're too scary looking to clean the bathrooms in a elementary school.

Yes, the Glory Hole is down the hall to the right. We pay minimum wage.

You honestly think this guy applies for a normal job and doesn't work in some sort of performance artists-type occupation?

Doesn't it bug him that he can never close his mouth

>"GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB, MAN! I AIN'T GONNA ASK AGAIN!"

Alright, welcome to hot topic. You're hired.

I can guarantee you that guy's breath smells fucking terrible because of how dried out his mouth gets from having a constant gaping hole in each cheek. Not to mention he's opened himself up to a wide variety of dental problems.

>"What makes you right for this job?"

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Why would anyone do that?

Seriously what the fuck are they thinking

I am glad to see we finally have a new spaghetti taste tester, enjoy your new role but make sure not to spill any out of the side of your face.

You know, I don't even bother asking anymore

Stick to janken you fucking degenerate

Wow...can you eat 2 hotdogs at once!

GIVE ME THE DELEGATES DONALD

>Seriously what the fuck are they thinking
People often get various amounts of tattoos and piercings to compensate for a lack of personality.

Imagine him trying to use mouthwash

kekked pretty hard

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*unzips dick*

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-Wayne Lambright

A guy who doesn't pay taxes for 20 years could hardly be president. If everyone does that, the country would collapse. Great example!

>Yes, the Glory Hole is down the hall to the right.
Dude, the glory hole is on the side of his face.

correct answer
>t. human resources technician

You what?

This thread amazing

>destroying your body for a cultural fad

I don't get it. Who spread this degeneracy?

Can you at least post a different pic when you make these stupid repetitive, non-Cred Forums threads?

He probably has filled in ones that he wears on a daily basis.

These are just when he's trying to impress or shock people. Probably family photos with his suburban parents, or when he feels like taking more than one cock.

Mormons

Most likely he has plugged gauges, yeah. Which makes this whole exercise even more stupid and pointless.

I don't think these people really have a threshold for "pointless".

Portugal, you always were my favorite mainland EU.

wth? imagine this freak on gay porn, if he has another on the other side of the face he can suck three, assuming its possible to suck without cheeks

Our goal is to be the best island, but Spain is stubborn on staying.

he can suck 3 cocks at once while listening to Green day

Eww that'd be gay n shit!
There dicks would be touching!

It's rude to give someone cheek while you're sucking them.
Just do your fucking job, no one wants a cheeky fucker sucking you off.

I didn't know there was an interview for side face blow job porn.
What's next a written test? Give me a break.

>if he has another on the other side of the face
Why the fuck wouldn't he? That'd just make it even weirder.

Uh, the balls aren't touching faggot. It's not gay.

The balls are touching where it count's...my heart.

There's no way this guy isn't a Trump supporter.

This. As disgusting as it is, once you've turned yourself into a monster, you may as well make yourself symmetrical.

Your dick has a zip? And here I was thinking the body mod OP posted was weird.

>have nervous habit of biting the inside of my cheek
>always find myself doing it while driving

I don't feel like biting through my own flesh is so bad anymore, thanks OP

Is it still gay?

Nothing to see hear just one of Donald Trump's scripts malfunctioning move along.

This seems like a good way to get dry mouth.

My heart balls are not gay your gay!

Quads confirm its not gay for the heart balls to touch

>European outlets
ofcourse

But how can it be one of Donald Trump's scripts if it's going against him?

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Kek I just watched that episode.

Nice

You called?

I don't even care if b8, you stirred my fucking sprinkles.

How come when people talk about tattoos and piercings and bodymods it's always in the context of job interviews?

dude can suck two dicks at the same time.

looks like you can pass
a golfball through that

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