You are a degenerate if you:
>lust after women
>are not sworn to chastity
>cant recite every bible verse in Latin
>dont fast for weeks at a time to prove your devotion to god
>haven't sworn a oath of silence
>dont know how to chant or sing
You are a degenerate if you:
robe looks pretty comfy tbqh senpai
hmmm good goy
>cant recite every bible verse in Latin
Not a requirement of any monastic order.
>dont fast for weeks at a time to prove your devotion to god
That's not the purpose of fasting.
>haven't sworn a oath of silence
As far as I know only the Hieronymites and Carthusians participate in extended periods of silence. There may be others, but it's certainly not the norm, much less mandatory for consecrated religious.
No more LARPing please.
>Fap addict confirmed
Grow up, Ausfag and get urself a gf
You're a degenerate if you're:
>OP
>Austrailian
>Suck bird chode
I cannot go on anymore. I am incapable of feeling anything but nigger-cock, loneliness or endless satisfaction.Even when I try to be with a friend, I feel like I am alone and that my heart is about to burst.Today my nigga Deshaun was asking for food for the 10th time in 5 hours, so I completely snapped by throwing his EBT cards all over the ground and filling his bowl until it overflowed. I chased the young black youth asking "aren't you hungry now?? huh?? I thought you wanted food?? why don't you fucking eat??" until I let him outside, picked up a sweeper, of which I used to sweep a couple of EBT cards before collapsing on the floor crying loud for what felt like an eternity. After I was able to get myself off the floor, I took a bunch of erectile-dsyfunction medication and prepared it in a bag for when I have finally hadenough,which I feel will be this weekend. Fuck..
-Wayne Lambright
Oh man, i was considering buying that robe a while back, but it was like $100 I think.
I'll look into it again, thanks OP.
>not a requirement of any monastic order
Doesn't make you any less of a degenerate for failing to do so.
>thats not the purpose of fasting
Any religious reasons for fasting can be in the category of devotion to god.
>Certainty not the norm
Again, not required but is the non degenerate thing to do.
Repent.
>1 post by this ID
Time to start perma banning these people
bird chode got me
>haven't sworn a oath of silence
>dont know how to chant or sing
>cant recite every bible verse in Latin
How are you supposed to do the last two if you've done the first?
That's a matter of opinion.
Do monastic orders allow use of the Internet, let alone shitposting in the name of the Holy Trinity?
>You are a degenerate if you try to procreate and keep the human race from going extinct
Plz stop. Canada already supplies all the shitposts. I thought Aussies shifted to a bantz based economy.
"Allowing" people to tell you what to do when you're doing nothing wrong. *rolls eyes*
>implying being with a girl isn't a breach of my oath to chastity. God bless you child.
Do they make it in XXL?
You can still participate in talking/singing when you have sworn a oath of silence, that oath doesn't apply to religious or philosophical singing/discussion. Only to casual worldly singing/discussions.
Yes.
>Do they make it in XXL?
It's one-size, but it's fucking huge if I remember correctly. Managed to find it again, too.
You should go with black so you can double it up as your school-shooting outfit.
Why the fuck would you wear a robe during a school shooting? You wear a trenchcoat. Gives you the tail and imposing size, but lets your victims see your face.
>Doesn't make you any less of a degenerate for failing to do so.
Certainly it does. The merit of a person is not contingent upon the fullness of their knowledge, but rather their obedience to the Moral Law and the subordination of their will to that of God's.
>Any religious reasons for fasting can be in the category of devotion to god.
God already knows the extent of your faith or lack thereof better than you do. Thus, fasting in an attempt to "prove" your devotion serves only as proof or validation to the self. Denying oneself is primarily for penitential purposes, for cultivating Catholic virtues like temperance and patient suffering, and for offering one's suffering up to the Lord.
>Again, not required but is the non degenerate thing to do.
No, and not all people have a disposition for such internal spiritual development. Hence why we have the Mendicants.
Stop LARPing.
no u
Cool. I guess I'm a degenerate. I might as well start doing meth and sucking fags off in the street. Why not, right?
You should meet with one of your local orders. They could help you understand what their life and regula actually consists of.
YOURE A DEGENERATE IF YOU DONT LIVE HOW I WANT YOU TO LIVE
Does anybody have any more of these medieval drawings of snails that the monks made? We should post those in this thread.
>The Crusades are actually a cover story for when thousands of knights traveled to the Holy Land to defeat armies of giant snails threatening mankind
I have a few more to share. I know somebody here must have more.
Monks were the original shitposters.
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Oh, RP. How exciting. Cred Forums and /x/ got you BTFO again. Lucky us
And the finale.
>You are a degenerate
Australians calling ANYONE degenerate...
Fucking snails
Not only are they LARPing but by making fools of themselves, they are making fun of actually devoted people. Thank you
America:
>Separates from one of the greatest empires in history for liberty
>throws liberty away anyway
>Starts off strong with a respectable country
>becomes the worlds superpower on their own effort
>starts getting jewy and imports non whites on mass
>melting pot guys!
>give non whites equal rights to the whites that built the country
>elects a nignog
>well on its way to being a white minority country
Australia:
>Colonize one of the most inhospitable places on earth, create one of the greatest countries
>Keeps a identity of unity with out roots.
>Doesn't abandon our heritage
>Doesn't insist on becoming a white minority
>Has politicians that openly say they want a white Australia in (((current year)))
Americans call us degenerates?
As if Christianity wasn't enough of a cuck religion. Think of all the olden day nu-males who never got laid because they fell for this shill.
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Australia:
>pussy nogunz laws
>banned porn showing adult women with small breasts
>lost a war to birds
>lives on a continent where every animal can and will kill you if given the chance
>abos
Nuff said.
(spook warning)
You forgot
>Browse Cred Forums and make shit tier threads
>cucked by a dragon
this advanced cucking
>pussy nogun laws
Not true, our gun laws are as relaxed as a bunch of American states. You can own guns here as long as you dont have a criminal record.
>banned porn showing adult women with small breasts
Just a law to stop the loophole of not being able to prove cp is cp because the grey vague line. its worrying that you would be against that. no one gets in trouble for like flat women. only kids.
>lost a war to the birds
shot some birds and called it a war for bants, spergy Americans took it serious and embarrass themselves by trying to use it like you did.
>live on a continent where every animal can kill you if given the chance
so? quit being a pussy.
>abos
says the country with tens of millions of nigs, ruled by king nog himself.
Late night Cred Forums always has the best Aussie shit-posts.
Ur existence is a joke.. Nothing you say or do really matters
what do you live for then besides been a cunt
Everyone like you needs to be killed
do it kill yourself OP
In that case I am perfectly fine with being a degenerate. Pussy feels good and your dumb dead gay jew on a stick can fuck off if he doesn't like that I fuck whores whenever and wherever I can.
a challenger appears
>ascetic monk
>posting on a Laotian sand drawing appreciation board
>Australia
Bravo
Hey the Middle Ages called, they said quit being such a bitch you prude
>You are a degenerate if you:
>>lust after women
>>are not sworn to chastity
>>cant recite every bible verse in Latin
>>dont fast for weeks at a time to prove your devotion to god
>>haven't sworn a oath of silence
>>dont know how to chant or sing
Try starting with a small prayer every day istead of jumping in at the deep end.
Then try and attend Mass on Sundays.
Keep a bible where its easy to reach if you are bored and read a few pages.
Learn some common phrases in Latin.
You can't always get what you want but if your try you may get what you need.
>>Doesn't make you any less of a degenerate for failing to do so.
Certainly it does. The merit of a person is not contingent upon the fullness of their knowledge, but rather their obedience to the Moral Law and the subordination of their will to that of God's.
Destroyed
wicked sweet, guaranteed probably everybody in this thread appreciates what you just did
>you will never fight snails
fuck this gay earth
>god